Edgefield advertiser. (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, January 29, 1896, Image 5
BEUCH IN LITTLE.
Spanish Afrioa ooxnprises a territory
equal in size to Colorado and Nevada.
England has an area of 51,000 squa>
mi les, or a little smaller than Arkansas.
Tn ere are in Ohio About 17,500 oii
wells, of which more than 8,000 wera
bored in 1894.
Bulgaria's proper hes thirty-seven
thousand squaro miles, about the size
of Indiana.
It costs four times as much to gov
ern American cities os is spent for the
same purpose in European cities.
Sharks often weigh 3,000 or 4,000
pounds. They live partly on vegeta
bles, but are voracious of everything.
The white shark has been known tu
swallow a man whole.
Tobacco stems were long considerer7
almost a waste product,but it will soon
be utilized in many ways other than
for fumigating greenhouses and to
make sheepwash.
The dried leaf has little of the aroma
of the manufactured tobacco. This is
developed by a kind of fermentation to
which it is subjected in the warehouses
of the manufacturers.
Over 150 ambulances are provided in
London for the transport of persons
injured or suddenly taken ill in the
streets. Four persons are killed
weekly in the streets of the metropo
lis, and a score or two are injured.
Terr Rieh ladeen!
Iii the oierr.enti that supply tbo human sys
tem with bone, muscle and bn.in substance
ls a circulation fertilized with the supreme
tonic. HOJ tetter's Stom-.cn Bitters, which be
gets thorough assimilation and digestion, and
gives a healthful impulso to every function of
the body. Dyspeptic and weakly persons
Sve strong testimony In ita behalf. So do
ose troubled with biliousness, malaria,
rheumatism, constipation and inactivity of
the kidneys.
Every one is as God made him, and oft en
lim' a a great deal worse.
Dr. Kilmers Sw AS? P - ROOT cures
ali Kidney and Bladder troubles.
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Light cares sometimes speak when mighty
griefs are dumb.
THE MOST STXPLX AXD SATE RHODT for a
Cough or Throat Trouble is "Broun** Bronchial
Troche*." Ther OOSMSS real merit.
What onr enemies say ought not to be taken
"?s evidence.
Deafness Cannot be Cared
by local applications, as they cannot reach the
diseased portion of the ear. There is only one
way to enre Deafness, and that ls by consti
tutional remedies. Deafness is caused by an
inflamed condition of the mucous lining of
?he Eustachian Tube. When this tube gets
inflamed yon have a rumbling soand or im
S^rfect hearing, and when lt is entirely closed
eafness is the result, and unless the inflam
mation can be taken ont and this tube re
stored to its normal condition, hearing will be
destroyed forever: nine cases ont of ten are
caused by oatarrh, which is nothing bnt an in
flamed condition of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any
case of Deafness (caused by catarrh) that can
not be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Send
for circulars, free.
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f^~8old by Druggists, 75c.
Ten Dollar? for a. Na ai e.
The Georgia Southern & Florida Ry., in ad
ditton to their famous Pullman Buffet trains,
"Quick Step" and "Dixie Flyer," have inau
Eunited the fastest Pullman line in theSonth
etween Macon and Tampa, the route being
Georgia Southern & Florida to Jasper and
Plant s stem to Tampa, leaving Macon daily
at 11:28 p. m., arriving in Tampa 2:30 p. m
next niter poon, retnrning, leave Tampa 10:11
a. m., arriving in Macon at 4 a. m. As the
nn mes of it? two Jack-on vi ile Pullman trains
have become household words, it desires to
christen its new route with a name that wil.
be as appropriate and popular as its two sis
tera. Mr. G. A. Macdonald, General Passen
ger Agent, Macon, has therefore offered u
prize of ten dollars in gold for the most ap
propriate name, bearing in mind that tho
train passes the famous Suwanee River by
daylight. All that is necessary is to send iii
taU clipping, giving name of paper and date,
together with the name and address of one
or more persons who expect to visit Florida
this season, to G. A. Macdonald, G. P. A., G.
S. & F. Ry., Macon, Ga.
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will not only give you*a beautiful complexion
but perfect health. Price 60 ce- ts per bottle.
For sale by all druggists.
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tion, allays pain,cures wind colic. 25c. a bottle.
Now ls the Time to Care Tour Corns
with Hindercorns. It takes them out perfect
ly and gives comfort. Ask your druggist. 15s.
After six years' suffering, I was cured oy
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Telegraphic Typewriter.
After laboring for fifteen years on
the problem of rapid telegrapy by
means of the typewriter an inventor
claims to have solved it. The system
is said to print telegraph messages at
the rate of two hundred words a min
ute. The message is diotated straight
lo the typewriting operator. By a
device attaohed to the typewriter a
ribbon about an inoh wide is perfor
ated by a series of holes varying in
position and number aocording to the
charaoter represented. The actual per
foration of the tapes is not done di
rectly by the operator; if the right let
ter is struck on the keyboard the ma
chine automatically does the rest.
vVnen the message is finished the rib
bon is fed into another machine. la
its passage over a roller smaller metal
lic fingers press upon it, snd as differ
ent holes come under the fingers
electrioal oonnection is made with
the metal roller beneath whioh
produces the neoessary letters.
This machine is in synchronyT
with another machine at the end
of the line, and whatever letters are
produced on one maohine, say in New
York, are instantly produced on an
other maohine, say in Washington.
The invention can ba applied to any
standard typewriter. In the case of
large business firms, newspaper cor
respondents or othera using the tele
graph extensively, punches and rib
bons would be attached to the type
writers in their offioes and the mes
sages would be delivered to the tel
egraph offices on spools ready for in
stant dispatch. By tho new .method
all possibility of tapping or robbing
the message is obviated. The system
is ten times swifter than the Morse
and has the additional advantage of
turning ont the message in page form
ready for delivery. The cost for
transmission is brought very low and
the possibilities of the system are sug
gested by the fact that business men,
instead of sending their letters by
mail, can have them sent by wire at
the same cost as special delivery.
Boston Transcript.
Emigration to the South.
It is no longer westward, but south
ward, that the star of empire takes its
way. As set forth in the Times-Herald
of a reoent issue, the march of emi
gration is making a wide sweep toward
the milder climates of the south, and
men and women are fleeing from re
gions of eight and nine months' winter
to a more equable zone. They are be
ginning to discover that it is an im
mense waste of energy and money to
spend more than one-half of their
earnings and two-thirds of their timo
in the mere effort to keep warm and
comfortable, when they may have the
condition for nothing.
That this impulse was bound to come
just ss soon as the southern states re
covered from the effects of the war and
became accustomed to new channels of
business and labor has long been fore
seen. The progressive southerners
have themselves been alert to bring
about this better day, and their spirit
has been manifested, not only in the
success of the Atlanta exposition, but
in the vast industries that have pros
pered at Birmingham, at Chattanooga,
at Knoxville and other notable points
in the south.
The people understand also that the
negro problem, if not settled, is in
progress of settlement, and that it is
at least no longer a source of irrita
tion. Hence that barrier is thrown
down and there is no deterrent cause
to bar the overflow of humanity from
the busier and more active hives of
the world.-Chicago Times-Herald.
A Dog's Sixth Sense.
L. C. Meaohamp, living near Homer,
La., on the edge of Arkansas,is a great
hunter, and has a fine deerh mnd.Dun,
of which he is justly proud. A few
days ago Mr. Meucha mp was going
squirrel hunting, and in order to keep
Dan at home he was compelled to tie
him np. The hound whined and beg
ged, bnt finding that his master was
obdurate he at last lay quite peaceably
before his kennel all day.
At 5 o'clock in the afternoon, how
ever, when Mrs. Meachamp was be
ginning to look for her husband's re
turn, Dan became so unusually restless
that she went out to see what was the
matter. In spite of her repeated ef
forts she could do nothing to pacify
him, and at last, to her utter aston
ishment,!^ broke the rope and bound
ed away over the fenoe and into the
woods. He was gone probably a hr.lf
I hour when he oame running back
panting And almost breathless with hia
master's hat in his mouth.
Mrs. Meachamp became at once
alarmed, and calling her son, they set
out to find Meachamp, the dog all the
time bounding along in front and lead
ing tbe way. At last they carno upon
Mr. Meachamp lying helpless in the
wood*, where at precisely 5 o'clock he
bad fallen in a little ditch and broken
a emull bone in his leg. The dog'a
knowledge of the accident at tbe very
moment of its occurrence seems al
most incredible, bnt the truth of this
is beyond dispute. -Phila. Times.
Sure of His Choir.
A peppery parson Down Eaet, who
was disturbed by his choir during
piayer timo, got even with them when
he gave out his dosing hymn by add
ing: "I hope the entire congregation
will join in singing this grand old
hymn, and I know the choir will, for
I heard them humming it during the
prayer."-Lewiston Journal.
A Father's Pride. m
Conductor-Did you see the man
with the kid?
Gripman-No.
Conductor-He's the proudest father
I ever struck-insisted on paying fnll
fare for the six-months-old boy!
Chicago Beoord.
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; flour. But grades differ.
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ither used Ayer's. It is a
sre are many sarsaparillas.
' CURES.
THOS. 1 ADAMS. PROPRIETOR.
EDGEE?ELD, S. C., THURSDAY, APRIL 7, 1892.
VOL. LVII. NO. 13.
presence the genius of painting always
appeared to guide my bush on what
ever work I was engaged. I begin a
.new picture to-morrow."
"I shouldn't, old fellow; whynot
take a good rest?" suggested the oth
er. "Then you will have redoubled
zest for your work."
"Yes, I think you're right," said
Hardy, after a pause ; "I'm feeling a
bit seedy, and I can now run to it,
especially after this," and he threw
tho letter containing the cheque across
the table to his friend.
"It's all right so far as it goes, but
you might get four times that sum for
tho pictnra before the Academy
closes," was I1?3 comment. "Your
patroD, however, is worth cultivating
-a Sjuth African milliouairo baro
net."'
"Indeed 1 but I mutt accept his bid
-money and I havo long been any
thing but intimato acquaintances, and
now it's inclined to be chummy I
mnsin't say it nay," laughed the
artist. "What should I say to this,
chappie?" ho went on, passing the
other letter.
"That you will accept the commis
sion, if he can wait-as you are going
away for a month-those are your or
ders," said the critic, returning the
letters. "Pin going to rest myself,
and shall take you off with me to Paris
for a month."
Having agreed to go by the express
fr. m Charing Cross thc following
night, they parted till then; the journ
alist to finish his article and the pain
ter to answer his two correspondents.
It would surpass the wit of man to
imagine a more miserable morning."
All night long the wind had blown as
though it meant to break its record,
and with the daylight the rain came
down in that determined manner it
assumes when it intends to continue
all day.
As the miserable hours of daylight
waned, the gale was still undimin
ished,, and as our travelers turned
Strandward they thought the cab must
be blown into nothingness ; however,
it remained intact, and they were soon
racing toward the 6ea in the express.
As they approached Dover the rain
ceased and the wind dropped consid
erably, but tbere was still enough left
to indicate nrough passage.
They were soon moving toward the
gangway to board the steamer; Tho
journalist was descending and the
artist about to follow, when a sudden
blow in the back sent him almost off
his legs. Hastily looking around, he
was surprised to seo a young laldy sit
ting in the middle of the gangway,
and he at once assisted her up.
.'May I offer you my arni?" he
asked.
"Thank yon ; I must accept, else I
shall never reach the boat 1"
They were soon on board*, and the
lady sought the saloon. The; artist
and his friend paced the deck dnring
the passage, and as the wind dropped
tho moon rose and the stars came out ;
so enjoyable became the sceno that
they wero sorry when they arrived at
Calais.
It was not till Paris was reached that
Hardy again spoke to his fair assail
ant. As they were exchanging cards
she suddenly exclaimed : "Oh, there's
my father-I must introduce you."
At that instant a tall, elderly, jovial
looking man came up, and was intro
duced as Sir Henry Greet, and the
daughter told how Hardy had saved
her from what might have been a nasty
accident.
"It is an unexpected pleasure to
meet such a famous artist," said the
baronet. "You and your friend must
dine with us to-nigbt-we are at the
Hotel de l'Athenee, Rue Seri'.. " "* "
The dinner was a jolly affair, a^d at
its conclusion they separated with
buoyant spirits. Especially was this
the case with Hardy, upon whom Miss
Greet had made a deep impression.
During tho next few days they met re
peatedly, and era long their friend
ship ripened into something which
tho artist concluded must be love.
They visited the Salon together, and
did all the sights in each other's soci
ety-had eyes and ears for nothing
else but their individual selves. When
the artist and the journalist left tho
gay city, the latter took it as a matter
of course when he was told that the
former was engaged to Miss Greet.
Tho baronet and his family were to
stay another month in Pans.
Hardy had just finished his morning
pipe and was selecting a subject suit
able for the commission he had to exe
cute. His mind was brimful of ideas
for paintings, so that it was no easy
task to mako a choice. At length he
decided that the work should be called
"Beside Still Waters"-a lady stroll
ing in the twilight by the side of a
quiet stream reading a letter from her
lover.
"Now, Miss Nash, if you please, we
will begin," he said to his model, and
placed her in the desired position.
Then the artist took up his palette
and brush and seated himself in front
of the blank canvas.
Then it was that his eyes missed a
well-known sight, and they glared
round the studio in bewilderment.
With an effort and a sigh he pulled
himself together and settled down to
work. Dipping his brush in the color,
he lifted it to the canvas and-made
nothing but a emt ar n mn the sheet.
Again and again he essayed to bring
back his departed talent, but in vain.
With intense and unutterable horror
it dawned npon him that his artistic
genius had been but an intellectual
will-o'-the wisp. No sound escaped
from him ; he was at once transfixed,
staring with wide-open eyes at the
canvas bespattered with daubs without
form and void, and anon to the blank
wall beyond his easel.
All the time the model had been an
astonished witness of this remarkable
scene, but as the brush fell from
Hardy's grasp, and sinking upon a
chair he covered his face with his
hands in abject misery, she rushed up
to him. "Are you ill, Mr. Hardy?"
she asked breathlessly.
"Oh, it's nothing-only-only I
can't paint-all conception of how to
do it has completely gone-like a
frightful dream when one awakes. It's
awful!" And an eternal darkness
seemed to gather over his very being.
Just then tbere was a knock at the
dcor, and the baronet and his daugh
ter were ushered io. They were deep
ly concerned at the phenomenon that
had occiured to the artist.
"Now, you and Mary must marry,
and then possibly," the baronet said,
laughing, "your intellectual- blight
will disappear. You'll be all right
linancially ; I've arranged that part of
the business, so it won't matter if you
never paint again."
A fortnight later the wedding took
place; Hardy was too occupied to
dwell on his lost genius. Three days
only remained of their honeymoon in
Scotland, when a telegram arrived an
nouncing that Sir Henry Greet had
died suddenly from paralysis. So, with
heavy hearts, the young couple at
once returned to London.
Six months had gone since the wed
ding, and the painter and his wifa
were living in the late baronet'? houso
in Grosvenor square, which, along
with all tho other property of tbs
dead mao, had been left to them. Bat
Hardy still hankered after his lost
art, and continued to rent his old
studio.
Ono morning he and Moore were
smoking in the familiar room ; every
thing had been kept exactly as on the
day when the artist's genios left him.
"Alfred," said Hardy, "I've a strange
fancy, if 'Tho Dawn of Love' were
placed ago;i on 'hawaii beyond the
easel, T think 1 could paint a little.
Let's act upon the idea "
A contle of hours afterward the fa
mous picture was in its old position.
Hardy sat before a cleau cauvas. The
model posed for "Besido Still
Waters,," and af:er a steadfast look at
"Tho Dawn of Love," the artist be
gan operation. To his great surprise
the old skill came back to him as
quickly as thought, and with such a
power as he had never known before,
and once more tho glow of inspiration
shone in his eyes.
At the next exhibition at tho Boyal
Academy "Beside Still Waters" was
even more popular than the celebra
ted "Dawn of Love."
Ever afterward Edward Hardy's
genius for painting was marvellous
when "The Dawn of Love" was before
him, but unless in tho presence of his
tailsman ho had not the remotest no
tion of his art. Cases aro on record
where bj sheer force of will painters
have given to their brain creations
the figures in their pictures-the pow
er of hypuotizing their authors, the
artists themselves. Herico it has now
and again arisen that a painter hus
only been able to work at all whilo in
view of ono of his masterpieces. And
thus it was with Hardy and his "Dawn
of Love."
The magic influence of a product of
the intellect, as our story shows, is
but an indication that there is a
genius and an inspiration imparted to
some by ways that wo cannot fathom,
but which aro the inscrutable designs
of the Being Beauteous.-Tit-Bits.
An Unfortunate Gilt,
A civil engineer who boards at a
Capitol street house has just returned
from a surveying trip. Immediately
opposite bim at tho table sits a young
lady, with whom the mau of lines and
figures is infatuated. She greeted bim
as he carno in at noon from his trip :
"Oh, 1 am glad to see you. I know
it must be horrid to have to sleep in
all sorts of places, and such chilly
nights, tao. Now come right in with
mo and tell us all about it."
The young man, conscious of hav
ing had to sleep on the ground tho
night before, wanted to get to his
room unobserved and change his
clothing, but i? was too late, so he
concluded to go immediately to the
dining room.
There the conversation was re
newed, and the civil engineer having
reached tho poetic stage of love's
young dream expatiated moat elo
quently upon tho beauties of nature,
the sense of peace and rest denied
when lying upon the green carpet of
earth under thc blue canopy of heaven,
and other touchingly pathetic and
charming similes. Then he remem
bered that ho had found an exception
ally pretty clump of moss, which ho
had brought homo for the object of
his adoration:
"While out in the woods I thought
of my friends in tho house," hs said,
"and have in my pocket a sample of
nature's beauties, which I hope you
will allow me to present to you. "
Then, with a bow, he drew forth
from his pocket the mobs also a small
sized snake that had crept in and
curled up in the warm pocket. The
reptile darted across the table, the
young lady fainted, the other board
ers jumped on tho chairs, everybody
screamed, while the reptile glided
around, seeming to play hide and seek
among the dishes. Finally one of the
gentlemen present killed the snake
with the carving knife, and after tho
landlady had bestowed a withering
look upon the young man and told
him that she was "in tho habit of en
tertaining ladies and gentlemen only,"
and that "no gontlemau would play
such a joke," ho was allowed to go,
and he will never return.-Washing
ton Star.
Humane Way to Kill Lobsters.
Tho question as to whether there
could not be a more humane method
of killing lobsters devised, than the
boiling now in vogue, has been dis
cussed in tho London Spectator lately,
and some one said they could bo killed
instantly by a penknile, and the Spec
tator comes down to details in reply
by saying :
"Amateur lobster catchers off the
Isle of Wight kill the creature by spik
ing it through the shell at what looks*
like the back of tho head with a strong
bladed clasp-knife."
Probably in a few repetitions the
executioners learn exactly where to
strike, for the point is a limited spot
knosvi in human physiology as "the
respiratory center"-i. e., the point
which when touched inhibits any
further breathing, and which was
called by FJourens the vital knot. Cut
tle have long been killed by piercing
it, and it seems tho most humano of
all violent deaths.-New York Inde
pendent.
Where the Presidents Are Buried.
Twenty-one Presidents of the United
States aro dead. Thov all lie buried
in nine States. Virginia holds five
Washington at Mount Vernon, Thomas
Jefferson at Monticello, James Madi
son at Montpelier and James Monroe
and John Tyler at Richmond. In New
York lie Van Buren at Kinderhook,
Fillmore at Buffalo, Grant at River
side Park and Arthur at Albany. In
Ohio are William Henry Harrison at
North Bend, Hayes at Columbus and
Garfield at Cleveland. In Tennessee
are Andrew Jackson near Nashville,
Polk at Nashville and Andrew Johnson
at Greenville. The two Adam?-es are
buried at Quincy, Mass., and Taylor,
Pierce, Buchanan and Lincoln aro
buried respectively at Louisville, Ky. ;
Concord, N. H. ; Lancaster, Penn.,
and Springfield, 111.-New York Inde
pendent.
Bicycles by Kail.
An American tourist is said to have
recently sent his bioycle from Loudon
to Paris by mail at a cost of a few
peuce, and received it in perfect or
der. The English parcels post now
carries mail packages not over twenty
pounds in weight, and not of a higher
value than $100, from any point in
England to any place in Franco at
what appears to be a ridiculously low
tariff. Tho bicycle weighed just
twenty pounds. The wheels and han
dle bars were removed from the frame
and caccfally wrapped iu heavy pa
per, so as to make a compact bundle,
before the postage uas paid, and when
the wrappiugs wero removed at the
tourist's hotel in Parie, the machine
was in perfect condition. -Scientific!
American.
j "GOOD NIGHT-I'M TIRED,*J
My little- girl, nt grandmamma'*
Ono summer, to the dusty town
Was wont to send, each night af.-es",
A childish lotter posting down.
'Twas brimming full of brooks and fields,
And all tho joy tho country yields.
Eat soon tho wrltor's lids would fall,
And then would como a straggling scrawl,
"Good-night-I'm tired."
Dent- little one!-so thoughtful she
To share her pleasures pure and sweet,
To make each day, so glad to her,
In wider blessing moro completo.
What though the weary pen would lng,
And slc?py thoughls at snail's-pace drag?
UnUl shu could no longer write.
Sba spared thc croaked words, "Good-nighty
r : u*teu. ' . tired."
SWCL. Heart! To higher uses called,
Sho passed from u.?. And when the sun
Wno setting for her little aay,
And heaven's dawning had bcgtiD,
In restful peace she turned her eyes
To tho blue, floccc-besprlnklod skies,
And whispered, ns she passed away,
"It has boon such ii happy aay!
Good-night-I m tired."
-J:imes Buckham, in Harper's Eaz.or.
PITH AND rom1.
The Wife-"John, didn't you feel
like a fool when you proposed to me?"
The Husband-"No; but I was one."
-Life.
"Halloo I What's np with young
Smith?" "Ho just said ho had blue
blood in him, and Tom Jones hit him
on tho noso to see."-From St. Paul.
Dawkins-"What would you do If
you had all the money you wanted?"
Hawkins-"I'd invest it where it
would doable itself."-Boston Tran
script.
Papa-"Ethel, I fear your young
man is not enterprising." Ethel
"Yes he is, papa; ho proposed to me
on oneof his advertising postal cards."
-Chicago Tribune.
Lawyer-"You will get your third
ont of the estate, madam." Widow
"Oh, Mr. Bluebags! How can you
say such a thing, with my second
hardly cold in hit: grave."
"Lemme see," said the fanny man
ot the play, "where on earth didi
ever hear that idiotic joke before?
Ob, by George, I wrote it myself ! It
is not so bad, after all !"-Cincinnati
Enquirer.
Poeticus-"Have you rend Shakes
peare's 'Love's Labor Lost ?' " Cynicua
-"No; but 1'vo taken a girl to the
theatre and have her talk to the man
next her all through the show."-New
York Herald.
Mrs. Green-"Docs your baby rec
ognize you when you come homo.
You are away so much, you know."
Mr. Black-"Know me? I should say
Bo. He always b<"gin3 to cry the mo
ment I get inside tho door."-Boston
Transcript.
Mr. Saur (to his wife)-"How hor
rid of you to be always looking as
sour as a crabapple. Just look at
Mrs. X. over yonder-the very picture
! of cheerfulness." Mrs. Sau.-"You
seem to fnr-et, my dear, that Mrs. X.
is a widow."-Neue Welt.
"Great Scott, doctor," exclaimed
the man in the chair. "You have
pulled out tho wrong tooth !" "So I
have," replied tho dentist, regretfully.
"Well, 1 can't charge yoi anything
for pulling that tooth, and I'm out
just a dollar. That's what a man gets
for being in a hurry."-Chicago Tri
bune.
Miss Carrie Onn-"Oh, there's
Cholly Fitzinhedd ! And look, Nettie,
just look at that ridiculously fanny
little dog he has with him. What in
tho world does he drag that animal
around for?" Nettie Gay-"Self-pro
tection. People used to kugh at him,
now they laugh at tho dog."-San
Francisco Examiner.
A symphony in black and white,
The keyboard lies before her;
Of symphony nor melody
Is the sweet outpourer.
Tho Scriptural injunction she
Is earnestly pursuing;
She novor lets her right hand know
What her left is doing.
_-Judge.
Smallest ol Ponies.
During tho past two months tho
Milne brothers of Monea juth, UL,
have been sending out pictures and
accounts of the "smallest colt in the
world," a diminutivo specimen of the
equino species foaled at their pony
farm in July, 1894. This is being
done because of an item which ap
peared in tho Republic during tba
summer, and which claimed that an
Indiana Shetland colt belonging to
Harry B. Smith, of Hartford City, was
the "smallest colt ever foaled on
American V" The equine dwarf of
the Hoosic. State was twenty-one
inches high and weighed twenty-seven
and one-half pounds on tho day of its
birth.
Milne's "vest pocket edition" colt,
i cording to tho accounts which wero
given at the time, and whinh have
been revived by the latj "curious
note" in this paper, was but twenty
inches high at birth and weighed but
twenty pounds-on3 pound exactly
for each inch. This miniature ia
horseflesh was named Tom Thumb.
His mother is Kila, one of Milne's
pets. She is so small that an average
sized man can stand astride her and
placo both feet squarely upon the
ground without touching her back.
St. Louis Republic.
A Dog With an Extraordinary Record.
An ordinary dog with an extraor
dinary record was lost by Mr. George
Brooks, of Belleville, Conn., tho other
day, and a reward that would be larga
for a big prize winner has beon offered
for his recovery aud restoration. Tho
dog's record is that he has been pois
oned four times, run over by wagons
twice, badly scalded once, has had a
butcher's knife thrust handle-deep
into him, and was once thrown sixty
leet by the pilot of a locomotive.
When the engine tossed him his career
seemed surely ended. His grave was
dug and he was about to be placed in
it when somebody noticed ono of his
ears twich. Restoratives wers applied,
he got round, and was soon as frisky
as ever. Mr. Brooks is anxious to get
his dog back", but the neighbors are
even moro anxious to know whether he
is dead, and, if ho is. what can possi
bly have taken him off at lait.-New
York Sun.
The SI raw-Hat Trade.
The traveling salesmen for the
wholesale hat honsea start out with
straw hats for the next season before
the last of the straw hats worn here
abouts have been put aside; tha first
to go start about tho 1st of Septem
ber. The straw hat season in the
South open on March 1 ; at some ex
tremo points earlier. Wholesale de
liveries in the South begin in Janu
ary, and they are mostly completed
by the middle o? February. The active
season ia straw hat manufacturing
runs from September to about tho
middle of April.-New Yolk Sua.
GEMS Ot? THOUGHT.
Truth, of all things tho plainest and
sincerest, is forged to gain admittance
in disguise and court us in masque
rade.-Felton.
A ceremony is the invention of wise
men to keep fools at a distance, so
gcod breeding is an expedient to make
fools and wise men equal.-Steele.
Just laws are no restraint upon the
freedom of the good, for a good man
desires nothing that a just law will in
terfere with.-James Anthony Fronde.
Hopo throws a generous contempt
upon ill usage, and it looks like a
handsome defiance of a misfortune; as
who should say, yon are somewhat
troublesome now, but I shall conquer
you.-Jeremy Collier.
Upon the whole a contented mind is
the greatest blessing a mm can enjoy
in this world ; and if in tho present
life his happiness arises from tho sub
duing his desires, it will arise in the
next from the gratification of them.
Addison.
Men sometimes upon the hour of
departure do speak and reason above
themselves, for then the soul, begin
ning to 1)9 forced from the ligaments
of the body, reasons like herself, and
discourses in a strain a^ove mortality.
-Addison.
Pleasure and pam spring not so
much from the nature of things as
from our manner of considering them.
Pleasure especially is never an invari
able effect of particular circumstances.
Largely that is pleasure which is
thought to be so.-13ovee.
A man may be entirely uninjured in
his body by the actions of his fellow
men, and he may be entirely unim
peded in his movements by them, and
he may yet bo prevented from carry
ing on the activities needful for the
maintenance of life. No interference
of this kind is possible without a
breach of the law of equal freedom.
Herbert Spencer.
His Skin an Armor.
In Berlin a Singhalese baffles all in
vestigations by the physicians by the
impenetrability of his skin. The
bronzed Easterner, a Hercules in
shape, claims to have found an elixir
which will render the human skin im
pervious to any metal point or sharp
ened edge of a knife or dagger, and
calls himself the "Man with Iron
Skin." It is true that it has been im
possible to even scratch his skin with
sharply-pointed nails, with finely- j
ground knives and daggers.
Ho is now exhibiting himself, and |
his greatest feat is to pass with his en
tire body through a hoop, the inside
of which is hardly big enough to ad
mit his body, and is olosely set with
sharp knife points, daggers, nails and
other equally pleasant trifles. Through
this hoop he squeezes his body with
absolute impunity. The physicians
do not agree as to his immunity, and
some of them think that Bhanniu,
which is his name, is a fakir who has,
by long practice, succeeded in harden
ing himself against the impressions of
metal upon his skin. The professors
of the Berlin clinic, however, consid
ered it worth while to lecture about
the man's skin, pronouncing it an in
explicable matter.-London Daily
Graphic.
Earliest Vegetable? Alway? P?y.
.Jhat's so, the editor hears Mr. Market
Gardner say. Well, why don't you have
them? Simply because you don't plant
Saber's Northern grown seeds. His vegeta
bles are bred to earliaess aud they never dis
appoint you. Balzer ls the largest grower of
vegetables, farm seed?, grasses, clovers, po
tatoes, etc.
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In Sunday School.
Tho Teacher-What are the two
things necessary to baptism?
Small Girl-Please, sir, water anda
baby. -Life._
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Of preventing the grippp. colds, headaches and
fevers ii to use the liquid laxative remedy.
Syrup of Elga, whenever tho system needs a
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It ls a ereatdeal better and safer to be alone
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Every .llothor Should Always Have
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Practical experiments at Ala
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Our pamphlets sr? not advertising circulars boom
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