Edgefield advertiser. (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, November 13, 1895, Image 4
European Railways.
The British public and press are
highly incensed at Andrew Carnegie's
statement that it would pay England
to burn up her railroad equipment and
replace it with American models. Eu
ropean railway managers are also com
mencing to wake up to tho necessity
of contributing somewhat to the com
fort of their passengers, but unfort
unately commence where the Ameri
cans left off a dozen years ago, as is
instanced by the following extract
from an exchange ;
'"Having long recognized the in
adequacy of foot-warmers as a means
of heating railway carriages, says The
London Daily Telegraph, the direc
tors of the Great Western railway de
termined when building their first
corridor train in the spring of 1892 to
provide it with appliances for warm
ing the Y ?"hieles by the employment of
steam from tho locomotive. This train
has been running on the Pad
dington, Birmingham and Birk
enhead service for more than
two years, and the improved sys
tem of warming having proved entire
ly successful, the additional corridor
trains which have subsequently been
provided and are now running be
tween London and Torquay and Ply
mouth and Penzance, and between
London and South Wales, have been
similarly fitted with equally satisfac
tory results."
Force of Example.
"Like mistress, like maid," is a say
ing that is probably oftener true than
"like master, like man." The story
is told that Mdlle. Augustine Brohan,
a celebrated French comedienne, who
was extremely humane to all animals,
no matter ?ow humble, one day found
a fly caught on her plate. She took it
up tenderly with her thumb and finger
and called her maid.
"Marie," she said, "take this fly
be careful, now, don't hurt him-and
put him outdoors."
The girl took the fly and went away,
but presently Mdlle. Brohan saw her
.?anding near with a troubled expres
sion on her face.
"Well, Marie," she said, "did yon
do as I told you?"
"Ko, mademoiselle, I've got the fly
still; I couldn't venture to put him
outdoors-it was raining and he might
have taken cold !"
Information Thrown In.
'.I would like a copy of Victor Hu
go's masterpiece," said the lady who
had entered the bookstore.
"I don't think we have any book of
that name," responded the boy behind
the oouuter.
"That is not the name of the work.
It merely describes nt," rejoined the
oust omer.
"Published lately, ma'am?"
"It was published many years ago.
8urely you have Viotor Hugo's great
est work?"
"I don't know whether we have or
not. What's the name of it?"
"?Lay Mee Say Rohbl,"* replied
the lady, desperately.
"Oh, yon mean 'Less Mizzerbles.'
Tes'm, we've got it."-Chicago Tri
bune.
Nye's Rye Field.
Lately I had a letter from Bill Nye,
written st his highly cultivated farm
in the mountains of North Carolina,
in whioh he soys : "I ha ve, a field of
rye on my farm that, I think, will run
about four gallons to the acre. Come
down."-Chicago Times-Herald.'
Like a Vc>i onions Serpent
Hidden in the grass, malaria but waits oar
appioach, to spring at and fasten its fangs
apon ns. There is, however, a certain anti
dote to Its venom which renders it powerless
for evil. Hostetter's Stomach Bitters ls this
acknowledged and world-famed specific, mi
lt ic, besides this, a thorough .curative ?or
rheumatism, dyspepsia, liver complaint, con
stipation, la grippe and narvousne*?. In con
valescence and age it is very serviceable.
Toe musk deer and the civet cat are never
found in company.
Dr. Ki'mer's SWAMP-ROOT cares
all Kidney and Bladder troubles.
Pamphlet and Consultation free.
Laboratory Bingham ton. N. Y.
Friendship is a'ways deUcate in making its
demands. _______________
Do not bo Misled
by statements regarding th? supposed curative
qualities of tonics, nervines, cod-liver oil and
Iron compound*. Little permanent good re
sults from their use. The greatest good comos
by Increasing the digestive power. Tyner's
Dyspepsia Remedy will do that. In simp e
indigestion lt will give comfort at once: in
chronic dyspepsia it will give quick relief,
and, with a little perseverance, bring a per
manent cure. Price W>. cents per bottle. Tor
sal-i by all druggists.
Ilog Raising Extraordinary.
Two acres m ul berrie -i fatten 85 hog*. These
hog* were tnrned in th- orchard In May and
kept there till September eating nothing b it
mulberries and were perfectly fat wLen taken
out. They were fed a little corn to bar<len
tho ment and then killed. Two ?cres of
mulberry trees 6 io 8 ft. high cost $30.00-what
are 85 fat hogs worth? For best kinds of mul
berries write for new catalogue which is seat
free. Address YV. D. Beatle, Atlanta, Ga.
Keeps Alen Poor.
The clerk might bo "boss" if be had the head
for it Tue brains are there, but they don't
seem to work. Tho trouble usually begins in
the stomach. Indigestion keeps men poor be
cause they don't know they have it, but im
agine Fometbiug else. RIpans Tabnles insure
sound digestion and a clear hoad. They regu
late the entire system. A-k the druggist lor
a box. 2_
Money Spent In Parker's Ginger Tonie
1; well ?uve-; cd. It subdues pain, and brings
better digestion, better strength and health.
I could not get along without Piso'sCure for
Consumption, lt always cures.-Mrs. E. C.
MOULTON, Ne< dham, Mas?., Oct. 22, '94.
Health
Built on the solid foundation of pure,
healthy blood is real and lasting. With rich
red blood you will have no sickness.
When you allow your blood to become
thin, dopleted, robbed of the little red cor
puscles which indicate its quality, you will
become tired, worn'out, lose your appetite
and strength, and disease will soon have yon
in Its grasp.
Purify, vitalize and enrtoh your blood, and
keep it pure by taking
Hood's
Sarsaparilla
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the public eye. $1. All druggists.
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CONSUMPTION
M?LODIES.
I A robin sang.
The dull world wakened from Its sleep,
j Cast off its robe of winter sadness,
The leaves from bondage 'gan to deep;
The brooks o'erflowed in jolly madness.
All nature listened to the warning
And laughed with glee in springtime's morn
log
When robin sang.
. A poet sang.
It was a song that reached the hear*
Of many a man, of every woman;
It was the frutt ot perfect art.
It shu. xl a power divinely human.
Hl3 name was known to all. and tao'
Fame on her tablots wrote it, when
Tho poet sang.
A mother sang.
Two little eyelids blinked and drooped,
And bright curls nestled on her breast,
Contentment's bounty rlohly trooped;
Sweet innocence found loving rest.
The slumber fairies tiptoed near,
And all the angels stopped to hear
When mother sang.
-Charles E. Cook, in Gooey's Lady Book.
A MODERN CUPID.
E was small and
sallow-faced
and not partic
ularly olean ;
the half of a
pair of old
braces support
ed his princi
pal and most
necessary gar
ment, a huge
muffler was twisted around his neck
and wound several times round his
small body before the ends finally
found a resting place inside his trous
ers ; over this muffler he wore an old
and frayed Eton jacket buttoned tight
ly across, or pinned where the but
tons were missing. An ancient pair of
women's boots, many sizes too large
and displaying a wealth of toes, com
pleted his indiscriminate attire.
His hair, whioh would apparently
have been of a vividly red hue had
there been sufficient of it to admit of
an impartial judgment os to its color,
was cropped very short. His eyes
were keen and bright, and forovoi on
the watch, probably from force of
habit or the necessity of circum
stance. He was very thin and very
active, and probably some twelve
smoky Loudon summers had passed
over his head.
I was a young and struggling doc
tor in the East End of London at the
time, with hard work and poor
patients, and my first introduction to
the boy was on account of a fierce and
deodlyjenmity which had grown up
between the youth who dusted my
surgery and carried out my medicine
and the ragged one, who was known,
by the way, as "Ginger Green"-an
appellation which surely points to a
love of color dormant in tho breasts
of the great unwashed, adverse criti
cisms notwithstanding.
The enmity terminated in what was,
I believe, locally known as a "sorap,"
outside my surgery door, in whioh my
youthful assistant was severely
mauled. In addition fo the injnries
inflicted upon himself his basket was
knocked over in the scuffle and sev
eral bottles broken. I happened to
return at the moment of tho latter
catastrophe, and seized "Ginger" by
the collar and bore him inside, with
the object of inflicting summary chas
tisement. I had dragged him into the
surgery and dosed the door before he
fully realized his position, and then
he crouched on the floor huddled up
in a heap, with one arm put np to
shield his head.
He was such a forlorn little figure
and so very helpless that all thoughts
of punishment vanished from my
mind. I merely stood over him
awaiting the turn of events.
"Garni" he exclaimed. "Who yer
'ittin' of? I ain't done nnffink. "
"I think you hsvo done a great
deal, my young friend," I ventured
to suggest. "What do you mean by
breaking bottles and punching inoffen
sive errand boys?"
'I didn't want to break no bottles,
guv'nor. What's 'e want to go givin
me's lip for, eh? 'E's always at it."
"I regret that ho should have of
fended your deep sensibilities," I re
plied, "but who is going to pay for
the medicine?"
That question rendered him sudden
ly silent and serious. He shuffled to
his feet, and stood there furtively
glancing round the room and hope
lessly thrusting his hands into one and
another of his ragged pockets.
"Was it much, guv'nor?" he asked,
glancing up at me wistfully.
"More than you could pay." I re
plied. "I suppose I had better send
for a policeman."
The awful nature of his situation
appeared iully to dawn upon him.
He cast one hungry glance towards
the closed door and another to the
window, then drew his ragged sleeve
across his eyes and began to cry.
"It warn't my fault, guv'nor, sw'elp
me, it warn't. I was a dobbin' 'im on
the kisser and never seed 'is bawsket,
guv'nor."
I restrained a suddea inolination to
laughter and spoke seriously.
"What's your name ?"
"Green, guv'nor ; they calls mo Gin
_II
ger.
"Well, Ginger," I replied, "are you
aware that those bottles of medicine
were for two people-three people, in
faot-who are very seriously ill, and
who are waiting for it?"
He became moro solemn than ever.
"Oh, lori" he exclaimed in a breath
less whisper; "willth3y pop it, guv'
nor?"
"Pop it!" I echoed. "What do
you mean?"
"Die-guv'nor-die. "
"I think it's very likely,"I said, as
gravely as I could.
"Cawn'fc yer send 'em some more?"
"I might do that, but -"
"If you mix up some more, guv'nor,
and tell me where they live, I'll cut
round wiv it now-straight, I will,
guv'nor. "
I looked in some wonderment at
him ; he was so desperately in earnest.
But the end of the matter was, that I
made up the medicine afresh and, as
my own boy was still dressing his
wounds and anointing them with
maudlin tears. I gave the bottles into
the hands of Ginger, with many in
ward misgivings and many directions.
"Oh, I knows 'em," he said, listen
ing eagerly. "Billy Collins lives in
the buildings ; I seed ?is muvver go
in just now. This ole gal," indicating
another bottle, "'augs out np Angel
court ; this one lives in our 'ouse. "
"All right," 1 said. "But be quick."
"Bight you are, guv'nor." He
turned at the door and came back
again. "Ain't I to give 'em no d'rec
tions about the doses, nor nnffink?"
"Certainly not ; it's all put on the
bottles-on the labels. And come
back here when you have delivered
them, so that I may know that yea
have left them properly. Do yuu un
derstand?"
He seemed doubtful for a moment,
but immediately nodded bis head, and
was ont of the door like a flash, i
saw him from tho window, acm
down the street, followed by a (
of gamins who had waited outs:
hear the remit of his capturo.
In an incredible short space oi
he was back again. He passe
late enemy, who opened tho i
with lordly indifference, and mai
straight into the surgery.
*1 dono it, guv'nor,, he
breathlessly. *'Billy Colline's
ver thought I was a-guying 'er,
told 'er to 'old 'is nose, an' rc
stummick when it was dowD, ai
she seed I knowed the ropes a bit
took it. T'other ones was all ri|
"I didn't ask you to givo ins
tions to Mrs. Collins or to an
else," I said, severely. "Are
sure you gave the people the pi
bottles?"
44 'Course I did, guv'nor. Ca
read?" he replied, scornfully. '
yer does write a queer fist;
wouldn't pass tho third standard. '
I saw a great deal of Ginger G
after that, and the more I saw of
the more I liked him. I had thou
of taking him into my service, in t
capacity, but he was in every way
erratic. I discovered from ce
.questioning that he gained somet?
of a livlihood by selling nowspa
and matchea that his mother went
"charing," and that his father wa
authority, by reason of long exj
ence, ou the liquor question.
I engaged him once to run ern
for me, and provided him with s
decent clothing ; bat he was mis
for several days afterwards, and w
ho returned he wore his old clothe
In explanation he informed me t
"farver 'ad shored 'em up the sp o
and mentioued an establishment i
at hand [over whose doorway h
three brass balls. After that I g
np the attempt.
I suppose it happens to all me:
some time or other of their lives,
matter what their poverty, or
keenness of their struggle for e
tence may be, to fall in love. I ki
that it happened to mo at that ti;
even in the midst of the bnsy li
led-perhaps by very reason of it.
know that I am grateful, in this lal
time, for the love that came to
then, and has been the guiding po
of my life since.
Mary Esmond was one of those p
and gentle women whom one soi
times meets on this dull earth of ot
and it was my lot to meet her i
qnently in my daily work. She we
nuree, attached to one of the mi
charitable associations which have
their object the nursing of the pi
in their own homes, and her bles
angel face carried light, and hope, t
God's sweeter things, into manj
fever-stricken den, and into man^
home that was no home, save in
name.
She was so swoet and quiet-sue!
softened emblem of a'.l the better p
sibilities of life, that I hesitated
breathe anything of my love for h
More than this, I was poor, and 11
nothing to offer any woman that wot
draw her to me ; such was my thong]
I met her often, in the many squa
places to which I was called ; son
times she "carno to the surgery
urgent cases-rare and hurried visi
tho memory of whioh I treasured.
Once she came late at night to sn:
mon me. I remember now how I si
her then, standing ia the little sr
gery, with tho neat little bonnet, wi
its dependent veil, shrouding envious
the wavy brown hair.
"I am so sorry, Dr. Riohards," s
said, "bat there is a boy who is ve
ill, and I want y ou to come to hil
It's fever, and he has been takcu sn
deuly ; I have got him in bed. "
"I'll come at once, nurse," I sai
"But there is nothing to bo sor
about ; thc pity is that you should ha'
to keep at it like this, at all hours
the day and night."
"Oh, that's nothing I" sheanswerc
smiling. "I'm used to it."
"I have often wondered," I said,
we walked on towards the place, "th
you have never taken up some quiet
branch of your profession. There a
so many better patients whom y<
might get; so many better peop
among whom you might work, und
improved conditions, as regards cor
fort, and-"
"No, no," she said, hurriedly. 1
-I have no wish to change. I lik
these people. I am glad to be able I
help them, even SD little."
"Who is your patient?" I askei
presently. "Do I know him?"
"Oh! bois a most terrible boy
she replied, laughing, "tho terror <
all the people about here. I belier
his name is Green."
"Not Ginger Green !" I cried. *
hayen't seen him for a day or two, aa
wondered what was the matter.
"I believe that is the title they giv
him," she said, smiling. "Here ist!
place-mind this stop-I am used to i
you see. Shall I go first ?"
She went up the dark and rotte
staircase, that creaked even bencat
her light tread, and I followed. In
room at the top of the house I foun
the boy on a wretched bed, tossing i
a high fever. Ho nodded, in his ol
patronizing fashion, and spoke in
weak voice :
"Lor' lummy! Things is a lookir
up! My doctor-an'my miss! "Adn'
yer better 'old a consooltashun abou
this 'ere case, guv'nor ? An' I'll tik
a little shampine, if it don't mako n
odds, an' I'll 'ave it dry."
"You'll be quiet, Ginger," I eaid
controlling my face, "and keep still
and do exactly as the nurse tells you.
"Right yer are, guv'nor," he re
joined, philosophically. "On'y mini
yer keep my strength up ; 1 mustn't b
let down-my constitooshun won'
stand it."
He was oertainly very ill, but Marj
was with him almost night and day
and I went to see him as often as pos
sible, for reasons not wholly connect
ed with himself. It was on one o
those occasions that I first confess?e
my love to her ! perchance something
of her loneliness-her bravery in thai
squalid room-drew the oonfessioc
from me. Ginger was almost conval
escent then, and had, after his delir
ium, fallen into a sleep which told me
that his dangor was over.
To my surprise, Mary Esmond
shrank away from me and .covered hei
face with her hands.
"It has come at last," she said, in s
low voice, sobbing bitterly as she
spoke. "I have known that that first
mistake must cling to me forever ; 1
have known that some day I should
meet some good man who would love
me, and who could be to me all that I
could desire, and that then that mis
take should hold me back and say :
'You shall not I"
I was beside her in an instant and
my arms were about her.
"Mary, for the love of Heaven," I
said, "don't torture me like this.
What mistakes do you mean? What
mistake can you have made, at any
time, my darling-"
But she thrust mo away from her.
"I must tell yon ; you must know
now. I had thought to hide it here,
I to bury mytelf here, and live my life,
I and do some little coo*3 and be re
membered, perchance, for that, and
the rest forgotten. But it cannot be,
I suppose. I-I am grateful, Dr.
Richards, for all that you have said ;
I am more, much more than grateful.
But it cannot be. I-am .a married
woman."
I looked ab her incredulously, and
would have spoken, but she stopped
me gently and went on.
"When I left school I met a man
who was, to my girlish fanoy, all that;
my dreams had painted ; I ran away,
and married him. Only too soon I.
discovered th? bitter wreck I had'
made of my life. I will not dwell upon
it; suffice it that he was a coarse and
common creature, possessing no man
ly attribute?. I lott him; I fought
my way alone ; ? trained myself for
this ; I hid myself herc. He may find
me again when he wants money. That
is my story. "
In my pity and distress I took her
in my arms again, and sbo leant her
head upon my breast, and cried thero
softly for a few minutes,
It was just at that moment that,
Ginger awoke, and we were startled!
by the exclamation, in a weak voice ::
"Oh, my eye!"
Mary sprang away and busied her
self with the window curtain ; I walked)
across to the patient, who was regard
ing me with a grin. As I drew near,'
he whispered : I
"Ain't sho a daisy, guv'nor. But,guv'-?
nor, straight, I didn't mean to say.
nuffink;I 'aven't crabbed it, 'ave I."
---. i
Thereafter Ginger's admiration and
gratitude to his "nuss," as ho called,
her, knew no bounds. He would fol-,1
low her respectfully at a distance ; he'
neglected his precarious busiaess dis
gracefully in order to bo near her and
to perform small services for her.
One night, some months after his
illness, ho burst suddenly into my
surgery, and sank into a chair, and
regarded me with a blank expression
of terror. I saw that ho was t::ombling
in every limb.
"Gawd elp me, guv'nor," he whis
pered. "I've done it this time, an*,
no error. It's a 'anging job-that's
wot it is, guv'nor."
By degrees I got his story from him,
told in jerks.
"I was a walkin* along be'ind my'
nuss, when a bloke 'e stops in front of
'er, au' speaks an' 6he shoves 'er 'ands
on 'er face, and begins to cry. Then
the bioko lays 'old of 'er arm, and.
speaks rough like, an' shakes 'er, an'
'e says, 'So I've found yer, 'ave I,'an'
'e shakes her again. An' I rushes up
to 'im and I jumps on 'im, an' 'o stag-,
gers, wi' me on top of 'im an'-oh,
Lord !-he goes right over in the road,
on' a railway wan was a comin' round
the corner, and it misses mc, an' goes
slap over 'is 'od. Au' it warn't my
fault, guv'nor-sw'elp me? it warn't;
I ou'y meant to make 'im lot go of my
nuss. An' they've took 'im to the
*or8pital, guv'nor."
I had.started up, in my excitement,
when I suddenly saw Mary's quiet fig
ure in the room. Her npraised hand
stopped me.
"You can do no think," she said, in
a low voice.
"Is he-"
"Dead. Died before he reached
the hospital-almost before the cab
started."
"And-Mary-was he-" I bogan.
"Yes, the man of whom I spoke to
yon."
Mary and I were man-ied fomo
twelve months after that, and tho'
sense of tho fitness of things urged us,
both to do something for Ginger ; but
he stoutly declined. We see him
sometimes ; he was even present at our
quiet wedding, and scandalized every
one by standing on his hands, in tho
pr?sence of a very dignified beadlo, in
the church porch.
But he persists in living his old
life; his "scraps" with neighboring
urchins are as nc morons as ever ; and
I firmly believe he wears tho same
^uit of clothes.
But we have not lost sight of him,
and wo cherish hopes.-Illustrated
Bits. _ _
The Oregon Dentist.
"When I was traveling through
Southern Oregon last month," said
Attorney W. W. McNair, "I found
myself in a small village and with a
large toothache. I found the local
dentist, with his whirligig engine that
resembled a small lathe, at the livery
stable clipping a horse.
?. ?Do you treat teeth?' I asked.
"'Course; what do you snpposo
I'm hero for ?' ho roplied in a nettled
tone.
" 'Well, I have ono that needs at
tention. '
"'Want it pulled or plugged?'ho
asked.
" 'I want it treated. How do you
treat teeth that are aching?'
" 'Pull it er plug it'
" 'I think this could^ be saved if it
had proper treatment.'*
" 'Want it plugged, thon. What is
it-jaw tooth or knawer?' and he tried
to force a finger that was covered with
dirt and horse hair into my mouth.
I had grown a trifle suspicious of him,
so I thought I would find out what
sort of work he did.
" 'Do you do bridge work?' I
asked.
" 'Not since I been practicing I
did build a bridge across Cow Creek
when I was ranohin', but I mostly ooa
fine myself to draggin' fangs, doctor
in' horses, and barberinV
" 'Do you eyer transplant teeth?'
" 'Say, I tried that onot, but she
didn't work. Ol' Bill Robi'son hada
tooth that was achin' au' he wanted it
pulled. I got the wrong tooth. I
tried to put her baok, but Bill hol
lered au' cut up so that I thought I'd
try to transplant it. I sawed off the
snags and riveted it to Bill's plate o'
false teeth, but she wouldn't work.
The first time Bill bit a bone with it
the tooth swung around on the rivet
an' he bit a hole in the roof of his
mouth as big as a hazel nut.'
"I oonclnded not to have my tooth
treated. The dentist was sorry, and
told me that 'if it was holler to heat a
knittin' needle hot au' poke it in the
tooth, or hold a chaw o' terbaoker in
my mouth."'-San Francisco Post.
Chicken Tull?.
So nice and well understood are the
differences between the sounds which
these birds give forth, and so weil are
their notes appreciated by their com
panions, that the creatures may well
be said to have a language. Though
it probably conveys only emotions and
not discreet thoughts, it still must be
regarded as a certain kind of speech.
The modes of expression indicate that
in this creature, as in the other feath
ered forms, the intellectual life large
ly consists in the movements inspired
by the emotions. On the rational side
our fowls seem weaker than many
other less interesting species. In their
nesting and other habits there are no
evidences of constructive ingenuity,
and in all my observations of them I
have never seen any evidence which
showed either considerable powers of
memory or a capacity to act in any
complicated way, with reference to an
end.-Scribner's,
THE AUTUMN FAIRIES?
Little fairy fee! that prance
On the breezes cold
Little feet that gayly dance
On the streets of gold.
Little wings that rob tho son
Of his choicest beams,
Flattering in tho meadows dim,
Laving in the streams.
Chcoring flash of light divine,
Softly peeping through
AU the gilded charms that twine
In tho morning dew.
Fainting thus a springing wool
Mortal feet have trod,
. Till tho glad expanse or moai
Gleams with Goldenrod.
-Cleveland Plain Dealer,
MUR AND POINT.
There is nothing so good that 3-01
can not bito off too much.-Atchisou
Globe.
One small fly can give points to all
tho alarm-clocks ever made.-West
Union Gazette.
The St. Louis girl who married au
Indian spent the honeymoon on the
war-path.-Dallas News.
"Have you seen Yorkis with his
four-in-hand?" "Horses?" "No
tie."-Detroit Free Prese.
Dix- "How long has yonr cook been
with you?" Hicks- "This is the second
year of her reign."-Pack.
The novelist his talo coaclude?
Upon the wedding-day.
What happened after that it seam?
He doesn't dare to sa}'.
-Washington Capital.
Primus-"What do the papers mean
when they report a speaker's appear
ance as greeted with catcalls?*' Secun
dus-"Bats."-Puck.
Cumso-"How did poor Codling
manage to get killed?" Cawker- "He
strayed over into Brooklyn and was
run down by a baby-carriage. "-Jadge.
As to the trolley wirer,
It has been found
Cheaper to put tho peopla
Under the ground.
-Chicago Daily Tribune.
If the men didn't oppose tho wo
men in their efforts to gain their
rights, the women wouldn't think they
had any rights to gain.-Dotroit Freo
Press.
"Yea, she's a beautiful and accom
plished girl, but there's something
about her that repels me." "Sama
here I What do you suppose it is?"
"H-m-m! In my caso it's her father."
-Detroit News.
Hostess-"Wouldn't you like some
muBio, Professor?" Guest-"No,
thanks. I'm quite happy a31 am. To
tell you the truth, I prefer tao worst
possible conversation to the best musio
there is."-Punch.
Bass had said tho meanest thing
imaginable about his landlady. He
saw oar after car pass by crowded to
suffocation. "I wish," he said, "that
Mrs. Skrimpem would board one of
these cars ; I am sure it wouldn't be
full."-Boston Transcript.
Whether the biko works good or 111, "
The doctora all aro sure;
They say that lt is bound to kill
They say that it will cure.
Truly the people may rojoici
For wise mea such as these.
Who leave them thus to take their choice
Without demanding foes.
Jonen asked his wife, "Why is a
husband like dough?" He expected
she would give it up, and he was going
to tell her it was "because a woman
needs him, " but she said it w as because
he was "hard to get off her hands."
Theil the domestic entente cordiale
was ruffled.-Boston Globe.
She was rather proud of her ears,
and she blushed with pleasure when
ho blurted out: "I'm mighty glad you
never had your ears pierced." "Why?"
sho asked, in expectation of a compli
ment. "Why, hang it all, it costs
money to buy earrings," ho returned.
That's why she considers him a mean
thing.-Chicago Post.
A Rcmariablc Toa1.
In Surinam there is a remarkable
ioadlike creature, the female of which
carries her young in a series of colls
in the thick skin of the back, which
assumes a strange ho'ney-combliko ap
pearance. When this lady toad is car
rying her nursery about with her, sho
is a very repulsive looking object.
Single handed she would be quite un
able to cope with tho important ques
tion of placing eggs where they will
be most favorably disposed for hatch
ing, and for this she has to rely on
the good services of her mate. Soon
after the eggs are laid they aro taken
up by the male and pressed, one by
one, into the cells in the thickened
skin of his partner's back. There they
grow until they fit closoly to the hex
agonal form of their prisons, each of
which is closed abovo by a kind of
trap door.
After a period of oomo eighty-two
days the eggs reach their full devel
opment and produce, not tadpoles,
but aotually perfect little toads. The
reason of this is that the tadpoles,
which require to breatho the air dis
solved in the water by means of their
external gills, could not exist in the
cells, and consequently this stage of j
development is passed through very
rapidly within the egg. In due time
the young toads to the uumber of
eighty or 100 burst open the lids of
their cells, poke out their noses and
make their entrance into the world. I
Tho mother toad rubs off the remains
of the cells against any convenient
stone or plant stem and comes out in
a brand new spring suit. -Knowledge.
Severe Training lor a Future Emperor.
Some suggestive details concerning
the early education of the German
Emperor have just come out. It soems
that William II. had in early child
hood a tutor who was a captain of the
Guarde. Prince Bismarck had recom
mended him, and he applied to tho
heir to the throne the principle on
whioh he* had trained his recruits,
"bend or break. " The young Hohen
zollern was made to rise at 5.30 every
morning, and at once begin a course
of gymnastic exercises unsuitable for
a child of his age. It is this regimen,
authorities say, which made Prioco
William so weak and nervous that his
grandfather, tho old Emperor, sug
gested one day to Bismarck that his
captain of the Guards would perhaps
better return to his recruits.
Experiments With Soldiers' Rations.
A packing company of this oity is
making experiments in condensed food
to be used by the army on forced
marches. Special cans were made.
ThjB smaller one contains seven canees
of bacon and the largo one about
twenty-eight ounces of hard bread,
soup and coffee, tho two latter in the
form of square tablets. The entire
package weighs thirty-five ounces,
and contains about sixty-rive cubic in
ches of food. In the larger can tho
soup and coffee can be cooked. The
ration is sufficient to last over a day.
The first practical test will be made by
troops leaving Fort Logan, Col., on u
twenty days' march, September 5.
Timee.
Highest, of all in Leavening Poi
AB&OLU1
FLOWER LIFE.
Tho flowers of some sensitive plants
are ns sensitive as the leaves.
The catalogues and floral dictiona
ries give tho names of 750 kinds of
roses.
Every saint in the calendar is said
to be provided with a floral emblem,
j No plant will produce flowers unless
thero is iron in tho soil in which it
grows.
Every ancient hero and god had a
flower specially consecrated in his hon
or.
Tho Venus fly trap produces juice
that to nearly all insects is a deadly I
poison.
The marigold goes to bleep with the
sun and remains quiescent until sun
rise.
The saffron is valuable as a dye. It
grows wild in many parts of South
Europe.
In all mythology and folk-like whito
flowers are supposed to spring from
I tears.
? flowering plant is said to abstract
from the soil two hundred times its
? own weight of water.
The coral flowers, so-called, are an
imals. A coral roof resembles a bed of
anemones.
Some plants, as the peach tree, send
forth their flowers before the leaves
have started.
Double flowers are generally the re
sult of cultivation and always an abnor
mal growth.
The rose, among the Romans, was
tho emblem of secrecy, hence the phrase
subrosa.
In mountainous countries flowers are
found growing up to tho line of perpet
ual snow.
According to Ovid, the white ane
mone sprang from the tears Venus shed
for Adonis.
The spice known as the common clove
is the undeveloped bud of "tho carophyl
lus aromatiens.
The coloring principle of the madder
affecte even the bones of animals that
devour the plant.
In Sumatra thero grows a flower of
a scent so vile os to be comparable to
nothing but rotten carrion.
The perfume of tho nutmeg flower
is said by some naturalists to have an
intoxicating effect on small birds.
The ivy-leafed lettuce opens its leaves
and flowers at 8 o'clock in the morning
and generally closes again by 4.
All plants are provided with flowers,
though sometimes these are so small
and so hidden as to escape notice.
The orchids are true parasites, glow
ing on other plants and drawing their
substance from them and from the air.
Pure white geraniums, looking as
though they were made of almost trans
parent wax, aro grown by English flo
rists.
Telephone Newspaper.
The telephone newspaper organized
at Pestb, Hungary, has now been
working successfully for two years. It
is called the Tolephone Hirnondo, or
Herald, costs 2 cents, like a printed
paper, and is valuable to persons who
are unable or too lazy to use . the<r
eyes, or who cannot road.
It has 6,000 subscribers who receive
tho nows as they would ordinary tele
phone messages. A speoial wire 168
milos long runs along the windows of
the houses of subscribers, which are
connected with the main line by sepa
rate wires and special apparatus which
prevents the blocking of tho system by
an accident at any of tho stations.
Within tho houses, long, flexible wires
make it possible to carry the receiver
to tho bed or any other part of the
room.
Tho nows is not delivered as it hap
pens to come in, but is carefully edited
and arranged according to a printed
schedule, so that a subscriber at any
time knows what part of the paper he
is going to hear.
It begins with the night telegrams
from all parts of Europe. Then comes
tho calondar of events for the day, with
the city news and the list of strangers
at the hotels. After that follows arti
cles on music, art and literature.
Tho staff is organized like that of
any other nowspaper, and is on duty
from 7:30 in the morning until 9:30
o'clock at night. After tho copy has
passed through the editor's hands, for
the paper is subject to the same re
strictions as ordinary newspapers, and
is liable for its communications, it is
given to the "speakers." These aro
ten men with strong voices and clear
enunciation, wbo work in shifts of two
at a time and talk tho news through
tho telephone.
There are twenty-eight editions ut
tered a day. Additions to the first edi
tion are announced as news items.
To fill the timo when no news is com
ing in thc subscribers are entertain
ed with vocal and instrumental con
certs. These were at first given for
them especially in the office of The
Hirnondo, but now tho wiro is in com
munication with the opera house and
the music halls, and on Sundays and
saints' days with the churches.
The music is transmitted at times
to other places in Austro-Hungary,
and recently The Hirnondo michro
phone was connected with the circuit
going from Trieste, through Vienna,
Bremen and Pesth to Berlin, the music
being heard in all these places with
equal clearness and force.
The happy Hungarian can lie abed
all day and hear everything that is
going on his town.-New York Sun.
Lead Us Not Into Temptation.
First Brother, (at Ocean Grove)
Good morning, brother ! What a
perfect divine Sabbath morning!
What a truly religious feeling pervades
this holy spot ! It was a heaven-born
idea for the founders to lock tho gates
on the Sabbath morning, and thus shut
out sin and worldly business.
Second Brother-Amen, Brotherl
Amen ! But whither dost thou jour
ney?
First Brother-Oh, I'm going over
to Apbury Park to purchase milk and
Sunday papers. Where do you go?
Second Brother-I'm going over
there, too. I want to get some bread
for breakfast.-Puck.
What She Wanted.
Author-I have here an article tell
ing how to make a shawl.
Editor Ladies' Magazino-What is it
made of?
Author-Wool, of course.
Editor Ladies' Magazine-I can't
use it ; bot if you get np something
showing how to make ono out of an
old door mat I will buy it at our regu
lar rates.-Puok.
wer.-Latest U. S. GcVt Report
Baking
. Powder
mtx PURE
Electric Pugilist.
An electric device baa been brought
out for use in boxing, and ie described
as a registering armor for boxers.
This device is a simple arrangement of
belts which aro strapped over the face
and about the body. These straps
contain electric push-buttons located
at certain points, which are connected
by wires to a register apparatus. In
this way the practice of boxing can bo
reduced to a very scientific basis, and
every hit scored when a point is made.
The belts and buttons, of course, are
cushioned, so that no blow can harm
ibo body, and thus tho praotice of
boxing has many unpleasant features
eliminated therefrom.
STATE OF OHIO, CITY OF TOLEOO,
LUCAS CO?KTY.
FRANK J. CHENEY makes on th that nc ls tho
senior pirtner of the firm of F. J. CHENEY &
Co., doing bu-incss in tho C ty of Toledo,
County and Sfa'o aforc nid, and that said llrm
will pay tho sum of ONE HUNDRED DOL
LARS for each and every ca*e of Catarrh that
cannot bc cured by the usc of H '.LL'S CATARIIH
CURE. FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before mn and sub-crlbed in my
presence, this Otb day of December, A. D. 188C.
j -.-, A. V.". GLEASON,
SEAL j
' -S-1 Notary Public.
Hall's Catarrh Care Is token internally nnd
acts directly on the blood and mucous sur
faces of tho system. Send for t' stimonials,
free. F. J. CHENEY & Co., Toledo. O;
Br"Sold by Druggists, 75c.
A Dook for Women.
To assist modest, afflicted women in the
successful treatment of dis:ajes peculiar to
their sex. a b-ok has been prepared under tho
direction of Rev. R. L. McElrce. assisted by
eminent physicians and specialists, entitled
Home Treatment of Female Disease?.
Tho book ii written in simple language,
easily understood, and contains:
1st.-A description of the female or^ani^m.
2d.-Interactions for detecting the approach
of the menstrual agc, and for treatment dur
ing thc monthly period, and to insure its reg
ular return.
3rd.-A minute description of diseases af
fecting tho genital, urinal y and menstrual
organs of women, giving their cause, symp
toms and trea'ment.
A paper edition of ill's great, book lias leen
prepared, copies of which on be secured for
six cent-? in postaic. Write, Rev. R. L.
McElree, St. Elmo, Tenn.
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Why You Should U-c Il'ndcrcorns.
It takes, out the c<<rn??, and then you have com
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Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for children
teething, softens the gums, reduces inflamma
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Both the method and results when
Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant
and refreshing to the taste, and acts
gently yet promptly on the Kidneys,
Liver and Boweb, cleanses the sys
tem effectually, dispels colds, head
aches and fevers and cures habitual
constipation. Syrup of Figs is the
only remedy of its kind ever pro
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its action and truly beneficial in its
effects, prepared only from the most
healthy and agreeable substances, ita
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to all and have made it the most
popular remedy known.
Syrup of Figs is for sale in 50
cent bottles by all leading drug
gists. Any reliable druggist who
may not have it on hand will pro
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wishes to try it. Do not accept any
substitute.
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i only knew how many women,
y day, are making up their
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