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SYMPATHY.
ff we should he so quick ol heart.
So keen of sight,
That we could feel each shadow's gloom,
Each blossom's blight,
The fairest of earth's blue-gold days
Would turn to night.
If wo should grow so swift to feel.
Each human pain
That for eaah aching human heart
Ours ached again,
Lifo were all weariness, and joy
Grown poor and vain.
Some sounds are lost in silence, though
We reverent hark;
Some sights are shut from anxious eyes
By pitying dark.
The limit of the soul's out-gift j
Has finite mark.
-Grace D. Goodwin, in Harper's Bazar.
EEK LTEUTENA??T,
OUNG D r.
Westerfield
hurried from
Paddington
station, and in
a quarter of an
hour he was at
home.
" My dear
Arthur!" ex
olaimed Mrs.
Westerfield.
She put down
her pen and dropped the blotting pad
hastily over some writing. "I didn't
expect you until to-morrow."
Westerfield stooped and kissed his
wife.
'Til go baok if you like, Sweet."
He called her Sweet because her
name was Ermyntrude. Besides, he
was quite a young husband.
"I had an engagement for to-night,"
she said, thoughtfully. "I had better
put it off."
"Not at all. I shall be out at that
lecture."
.'Good! (with an air of relief)
What's your book there? Let me look
at iL"
"Better not, dear. I only bought it
just to kill time."
"Sounds like a criminal offence."
"To read many of these things,"
said Westerfield, taking away the
French novel, "is to get a vague im
pression that there is no honesty or
sincerity in the world."
?I know what you mean. My new
^?ok will have nothing of that in it. "
"If it respects the proprieties," re
' marked Westerfield, "people will think
that a man has written it."
"I can't help wishing I had knocked
about more," said Mrs. Westerfield
thoughtfully.
"?uocked who about?"
"There are such a lot of situations
in life that I have never experienced.
Now a man can run about and go just
where he pleases."
"I'm afraid it can't be remedied,
dear," he said.
"That's just why I'm grumbling.
I've been down in the East end while
you have been away. "
"Notalone, I hope?"
"Ob, no, dear. No. Not alone.
Mrs. Westerfield laughed. "I had
some one to accompany me. "
'Tm glad of that. You can't be too
careful."
"That's what I thought. Did your
speech go really well at the congress? j
I bought np all the papers that had
reports about it. It seems to me,
Mister, that if I don't hustle you'll get
more talked about than L"
"I like to keep as* near you as I can,
dear."
"Unhand me,.sir, as you value your
lifel"
At which challenge Westerfield, of
course, came from the other side of
the table and kissed her again.
In his absent-minded way, Wester
field went rouud to the Royal Institu
tion after dinner without asking
Ermyntrude about her appointment.
The lecture did not appear, and he
came back. On the table of his study
was a card.
"I am going to Hamm?rsmith with
Lieutenant Fincham. Back late. "
Dr. Westerfield went on with the
novel. At page 117 he suddenly stop
ped.
"Who tho dickens is Lieutenant
Fincham?" he cried.
There was no one in the room to
answer. He pressed the bell.
"Marie!"
"Yes, sii."
"Do you know"-he picked up the
card-"do you know any one named
Lieutenant Fincham?"
Maria repressed a broad smile with
difficulty.
"Oh, yes, sir." Maria giggled, and
coughed a little to pass it off. "Yes,
sir, quite well. Called hera two or
three times since you've been away. "
"To seo your mistress?"
"Yes, 6ir. They had dinner together
one evening. Seemed very thick with
each other, they did. And one night
H Captain Somebody called as well, and
you should have 'eard them two carrv
on."
"Is-is Lieutenant Fincham very
young?"
' 'Mejum age, sir. Not what I should
call exactly good looking, and, on the
other 'and, not bad. Of course some
of 'em in the army, as cook says, are
perfect bird frightheners. Cook used
to have a young man in the Grena- J
diers, and he told cook a rare joke
about one of 'em. It appears-"
"You needn't wait, Maria." He
spoke with such unexpected decision
thai the maid quite started. "If your
mistress comes in ask her to wait up
for me. "
"Very good, sir."
"One moment, Maria. Do you hap
pen to know to what address your mis
tress has gone?"
"Oh, yes, sir. I know."
VGive it tome at once," he said
sternly. "Come now, let me have no
prevarication. This is a matter of
nearly life and death. "
"Bless my soul !" said Maria, with
a confused, flurried manner; "fancy
it coming to this!"
"Give me the address, I say."
Maria gave the address and Dr.
Westerfield took it down. The maid
fetched his coat and hat.
"I am going out, Carey." Dr.
Westfield was stopped at the door by
a friend. "I am just off to Hammer
smith to make some inquiries."
"I'll come with you," said Mr.
Carey. "I've only just finished work
at the Temple, and I was calling to
ask when you were expected home. 1
know Mrs. Westerfield sees scarcely
anybody while you are away."
"Scarcely anybody."
"I liked her last book," went on Mr.
Carey. "What will the the next be
like?"
"it ought to be very lively," said
Westerfield, as calmly as he could.
"She teems to be taking a lot of
trouble over it. "
He canght sight of his reflection in
a mirror in the hall. We are not all
of a military appearance, and it oc
curred swiftly to Westerfield that he
possessed distinctly a civilian style of
features.
As tho hmsom went along Ham
mersmith way Westerfield thought out !
the first speech to be addressed to his
.wife.
"My wife has gone out," said West
erfield, leaning over the splashboard,
"on some business, and-"
"She's a deuce of a one to work,"
said Mr. Carey. "Last time I met
her she cross-examined me on certain
points of law, and I found at the end
I had told her nearly all I knew."
"The information is sure to be use
ful to her, " said tho other grimly, "I
want to ask you something. If you
j want a separation from your wife, how
I would you set about it?"
"As" I'm not married," said Mr.
Carey, looking at the white ash of his
cigar, "there is no immediate neces
sity for me to get a divorce. "
"I don't mean you in particular,"
said Wester?eld with some impatience
- "I mean anybody. Supposing I
wanted to get rid of my partner."
I "It's a very odd thing, old ohap,"
said Mr. Carey ; "vut that is pre
cisely thc cu ?"tion, world for word,
that Mrs. Westerfield asked me not
long since."
"A very natural inquiry on her
part."
"Bat what in the world can you
want to know it for? You're not writ
ing a romance, aie you?"
"No; there's no romance on my
side of the game, Carey. It's all dead
earnest."
"Had a row?"
'.'Not yet. Going to have one,
though."
"Nonsense!" cried Mr. Carey joy
ously. "I'll bet you half a sovereign
you don't."
"I haven't had a bet since I left
school!" said Westerfield, "but I'll
take that. "
rtWith young married people," said
Mr. Carey, wisely, "it ia so 'easy for
little disputes to create a great deal of
trouble. Now, if there's anything of
that kind, Westerfield, take my ad
vice and give way."
"I'll give anything else," said
Westerfield, firmly; "but I'm hanged
if I'll give way."
"There's no question of hanging,"
sfdd Mr. Carey; "it's not a capital
offence. All you've got to dois to use
savoir faire."
"Here she is!" cried Westerfield.
His young wife, warmly wrapped
up in furs, was hurrying along. She
did not look aside, she did not even
glance at the lighted-up shop win
dows."
"Let us get out," said Mr. Carey,
putting his umbrella up. "And mind,
Westerfield, no unnecessary nonsense.
I want to win that half sovereign."
It appalled Westerfield to see how
calmly his wife accepted their sudden
appearance.
"I waut to get some cigars," said
the adroit Mr. Carey. ' 'You two go
on; I shall catch you up."
The two tall young people walked
on side by side. The bustle of busses
and passing traffic made a serious
scene out of the question.
"I'm glad you have come down,
Arthur," she said, brightly. "I was
going to meet some one, but-but
they didn't turn np at the time. "
''Anybody I know?"
"Oh, no. Oh, dear no. I shouldn't
caro for you two to meet. I'm afraid
there would be a terrible, argu
ment,"
"That is quite likely," he said. "I
am afraid there must be some argu
ment as it is. I strongly object, Er
myntrude. I very strongly object to
these excursions of yours. They are
not seemly, they are not discreet, they
.are not-"
"But I don't go alone," she urged.
"I am afraid," he answered, decid
edly, "that that does not improve the
aspect as far as I am concerned."
"My dear Arthur," she said, "you
must please allow me some liberty."
"I think," he replied, stiffly, "that
I had better give vou all that you
want."
"That's what I mean," said Mrs.
Westerfield, with eagerness. "For in
stance, take Lieutenant Fincham."
"I will leave that for you to do."
"Don't ba absurd, dear. Now,
there's a case where, by a little assist
ance, I have been able to get capital
stuff for my book."
"Beally?" Arthur Westerfield
laughed wildly. "Of course, any
thing is justified BO long as you get
'copy' out of it.*'
"Almost anything, dear," she cor
rected him, sedately. "One has, of
course, to draw the line somewhere. "
"Is there any necessity for that? It
seems to me-"
"Now just look here."
There was a group round a lamp
post. A red banner with lettering
upon it stood behind a semicircle of
uniformed men and women. A woman
iu the uniform of an officer of tho Sal
vation Army vas speaking breathlessly
with no stops.
"Ho yes my friends ooine to-night
do not delay. I know you're all black
hearted sinners-"
'"Ere," 6aid the crowd, remonstra
tively, "cheese it."
"Ho yes you are!" (Still in the
same high-pitched voice. The speaker
pulled her black bonnet a little for
ward and stuck out one large foot de
terminedly.) "Hoyos you are black
come and be washed come and be
made whiter than snow once I was a
sinner like yourselves and I went to
theatres I did and I U3ed to go to
dawnces-"
"I want to speak to her, '' said Mrs.
Westerfield, "as soon as she has fin
ished. I told you, didn't I, that sho
had been very good in giving me in
formation. The poor girl tells me
she is going to be made a captain
soon."
Westerfield put one hand on her
shoulder.
"And her name is-is Finch-"
"You've guessed it, Mister," said
Mrs. Westerfield, with her comic af
fectation of a nasal twang. ''You've
guessed lt in once."
"I'll say good-night to you two
young people," said Mr. Carey. "I've
got a man to meet at 10."
"One moment, Carey."
Westerfield felt in his pocket and
produced a coin and handed it over.
"I thought you'd lose," said Mr.
Carey.-St. James's Budget.
A. Forlorn Boom Towu.
Concord, a California boom site, is
thus described by an impartial writer :
"Concord is situated on the Atlantic
and Pacific Road, about four miles
southeast of Mojave, aud is utterly
worthless for any purpose whatever.
It is a sandy desert covered with
dwarf cactus, and is even shunned by
rabbits and birds. The nearest water
that could be used for irrigation is
twenty-five or thirty miles away,
which would have to be brought that
distance by pipe lines up hill. The
land is absolutely worthless. A large
number of lots have been sold to
Eastern people, but nothiog further
has ever been done. Tho only vege
tation is a small cactus, dwarfed to a
creeping plant, owing to the condi
tions that prevent it growing. Con
cord is miles away from timber. There
is no more uninviting snot on earth."
---Chicago Herald.
v Bui ld i ii t? a Canoe iu Alaska.
If one lias plenty ol leisure, it is au
interesting thing to watoh a native of
Alaska shaping a canoe, from the mo
ment the tree from which it is mada
has been rolled upon the beach in
front of the village until it ia finally
completed. Frequently the yellow
cedar tree fit for a canoe has to bo
floated in the straits or narrow chan
nels between tho islands for many
miles, after having been felled with
great difficulty on a steep mountain
side. When a canoe capable of carry
ing eight or ten persons is wanted,
that is, one about forty feet long, the
tree is placed upon the beach in front
of the village, and there the builder
works patiently and deftly for months
at his task. He makes no marks aud
draws no lines to which to work, but
directs the small adze used in hewing
by sight and hand alone. F?rst, he
outs away the outside in small chips,
until he has it smoothly dressed ; then
he turns his attention to the inside,
excavating the interior until he has
reduced the sides to the uniform
thickness of about an inch and a
quarter. Then the most difficult and
delicate task remains to be performed ;
that is, to impart the graceful curves
for which this kind of craft is noted.
This is done by a primitivo process.
The cavity made by hewing out the
interior wood is entirely filled with
water, and the incompleto canoe cov
ered closely with hemlock bark, old
sailcloth, blankets, or with anything
else of a like kind ; and red-hot -stones
ure thrown into the water to generate
steam to soften the wooden sides.
Pieces of wood are placed crosswise
of the interior, and near the waist, to
assist in gradually swelling or bulging
out the sides, in conformity with tho
design. It takes weeks frequently of
patient endeavor to give the canoe the
proper shape and curves by this
prooess, but when finished no trained
eye oan detect any imperfection in the
curves or the sides. After the requi
site shape is thus given to the craft,
the water is turned out. The -itays
are allowed to remain, so that when
the wood dries it retains the shape
given it in the steaming process.
New York Tribune.
The Sacred Bull.
Hinduism is not what it was three
or foui1 thousand years ago. Thc Hin
dus wero never monotheistic, but were
formerly much nearer ?o than now.
Then they said: "Snerja, the sun,
drives away the cold and gives us
light, and should receive adoration ;
Indra, rain, makes our rice and millet
and grass grow, and should bo wor
shiped; Agni, fire, is powerful, and
should be an object of our devotions."
In Vedic times they reasoned thu?,
and had but thirty-three gods; eleven
in heaven, eleven on earth, and eleven
in mid-air. Gradually they came to
believe that everything was but a
manifestation of supreme power, or a
part of the supreme power, and should
be worshiped; and so their thirty
three gods multiplied into thirty-three
millions.
Before the Aryans settled down to
till the soil they were but wandering
herdsmen, and their wealth consisted
of their cattle. Even after they be
came cultivators they were anxious to
increase their herds. The faithful
bullock plowed their fields aud bore
upen his back their burdens, and the
cow gave them milk end butter. If
any object was worthy of adoration it
was these faithful animals; so the cow
and the bull early became sacred in i
the eyes of the devout Hindu.
A queen who lived near our mission I
in India, realizing that her end was
near, had brought to her side her fa
vorite cow, and taking his tail in her
hand passed quietly and contentedly
into the spirit land. We find a great
many images in the form of a crouch
ing bull. Some of those are of a gi
gantic 6ize, as the one near tba Well
of Knowledge in the city of Benares ;
others are small. Some are kept in
public places, and others in temples
and private houses.
Motherhood is the one great thing
to be desired on the part of a wife in
India; and no disgrace, scarcely, is
greater than that of being childless. [
Such women are taught that if they ]
perform a proper worship at the
shrine of Mahadab (the Hindu name
for a bull ; literally, the great god)
they may become mothers.-Demo
rest.
A Province Overrun With Mice.
One cf the most unpleasant places
in this world to live in just at pres-,
ont, according to Russian papers, is
the Proviuce of Kharkoff, in the land
of the Czar. The country is now
overrun with mice-millions of mice.
The cats have become so accustomed
to the sight of the little animals that
they no longer catch them or even
play with them. They are said to be
a greater pest than tho rabbits were
in Australia a fear years ago. Pro
visions for tho table, candles, eoap,
books, shoes-everything, in fact, is
eaten up by the animal in the night
time. The furniture, even, is not
spared. Sleep for many of the poor
inhabitants has become almost impos
sible. All of them, virtually, have
been obliged to place their beds in
the middle ot' the rooms. Some of
them, even, have been forced to sleep
with their feet in basins of water
the Russians of that district believing
that mice will not touch a person so
sleeping. If these precautions arc
not followed the mice dance a genuino
"saraband" on the recumbent figures
and on the bed, and even bite the
sleepers.
Almost all the wheat has been de
stroyed. A number of wealthy wo
men-landed proprietors-have been
obliged to abandon their homes, and
have gone to St. Petersburg to get
away from the scourge, for such it
hes become. In the fields the mice
are so numerous that men kill two or
three hundred in five cr ten minutes.
-New York Tribune.
Old People ot Philadelphia.
There was published in thc Ledger
of July 4th a record of the deaths an
nounced in our obituary columns dur
ing the first half of the year 1891 of
those who had lived to or beyond tho
age of eighty years. The total for
that period was 433, of whom 164 were
men and 269 women, the latter out- j
numbering the men by 105. During i i
the last half of 1891, toDeceraber 31th ! :
there were announcements in the '
Ledger columns of the deaths of 370 :
persons who had lived to or beyond
the advanced age of eighty years. Of i
these 163 were men and 207 women,
the latter outnumbering tho former 1
by 41.
The total number of deaths ot octo
genarian?, nonogenariuns and cen- ?
tenarians anuounced in tho Ledger
during 1894 wits 801, there being 323
men and 476 women, thus again
emphasizing the usual preponderance f i
of women. Of the males, forty-three ? i
reached or passed the age of ninety, '
and their combined ages ma);o a total ! i
of 4003 years, whi?e the aggregate i
ages of the eighty-four women, aged i
ninety or over, give 7.371 yoar?.-Piula* i
delphia Ledger. ;
A THANKFUL SOUL,
I take life jest as I find it;
ii it's hot I never mind it;
Hunt around fer shady trees
An' jest whistle up a breeze!
If lt's snowiu'-why, I go
Jest a-swlmmin' crost the snowl
(Ever try how good it feels
In a wagon off the wheels?)
Spring or winter-summer, fall?
I'm jest thankful for 'om all!
Folks say this world's full o' strife;
That jest 'livens up my life!
When the good Lord made it He
Done the best fer you an' me
Saw the sky had too much blue,
Au' rolled up a oloud or too.
Give us light to sow an' reap,
Then throwed in the dark fer sleep..
Every single drop o' dew ,
Twinkles on a rose fer you.
Tell you! this world's full o' light-.
Sun by day an' stars by night;
Sometimes sorrow comes along,
But it's all mixed up with song.
Folks that always makes complaint
They ain't healthy-that they ain't!
Some would jest live with the chill
If it warn't fer doctor's bills!
Always llndin' fault with things
Kill a bird because it sings. ]
I take life jest as I find it
Hot or cold, I never mind it;
If it's a sunshiny day
That's my time fer makin' hay;
If lt's rain', fills my wish
Makes the lakes jest right fer fish;
When the snow falls whlteas foam,
Then I track the rabbits home.
Spring or winter-summer, fall,
I'm jest thankful fer 'em all.
-Frank L. Stanton, in Frank Leslie's.
PITH AND POINT.
A preferred creditor-Ono whois in
no hurry for his money.-Albany Ar
jus.
Why is a tramp like a flannel shirt?
Because he shrinks from washing.
Pathfinder.
Fresh from the cooking school, you seo,
She merited the praisfl
Of him who fondly said that she
Knew beans lu fourteen ways.
-Truth.
"Dr. White is a specialist, is he not?
vYhat is his specialty?" "He has
toe- - consultations and fees. '*
Vogue.
Nobody but a loving motbor oould
weep bitter tears over a lost child, and
then 6pank it energetically for return
ing.-Tid-Bi ts.
These sleigbiugs give the tin-horn fiend
A chance to blow his strains;
But, oh, alas! and oh, alack!
He can't blow out his brains!
-Cincinnati Tribune.
New Yorker-"You ought to have
faster trains between New York and
Boston." Bostonian-"There should
certainly be faster trains from New
York to Boston."-South Boston
News.
Ho was so green when ho met her
That he didn't know what to do;
And the more ho tried to forget her,
The more it made him blue.
-Detroit Fiee Press.
Sheriff (on the morning of the exe*
cntion)-"Was tbe prisoner impudent
when yon told him to get ready for
the scaffold ?" Deputy-' 'Er-he told
me he'd be hanged if he would."-"
Buffalo Courier.
Patron-"Your living skeleton is
getting old, but he holds well to
gether." Dime Museum Manager
"Yes; he holds well together. You
see, we always wire him when we want
fco engage him."'-New York Press. '
Schoolmate-"Why do you never
touch your piano?" Miss Trumper
"We's buying it on instilments.'*
"What difference docs that make?"
"I'm afraid if paw should hear ma
play, he'd stop p rying."- Good News.
Doubtless the india-rubber man,
The museum patrons' joy,
Began his life in this world of strife,
As a bouncing baby boy.
-Buffalo Courier.
"You're not a cousin or anything
like that of our fair hostess, are yon?"
"No; nothing of the sort." "Well,
did you ever attend such a stupid af
fair in your life?" "Ye-es, a good
many. I-I'm her husband, you see,
and I have to. "-New York Recorder.
An Adventure iu Italy.
Chioago tourists who iptend making
a tour through Italy will do well to
take notice of an adventure that lately
befell a foreigner on the Island of
Lido, near Venice. This easy-going
tourist, laudably desirous of foiling
all the social wheels within his reach
and reducing friction to a minimum,
beckonod to the waiter of a restaurant
and, feeing him before instead of af
ter dinner, trustingly asked him what
he could conscientiously recommend.
The knight of the napkin, who later
on appeared in tho character of a
"knight of honor," instead of honest
ly replying, "I can recommend you
another restaurant," said, "An Eng
lish bifftake," which the tourist forth
with ordered. When it appeared on
the table and the hungry man at
tempted to ply his knife and fork he
discovered to his disgust that a dyna
mite bomb would be more to the pur
pose. He then rang for that un
veracious waiter and asked him
whether the proprietor was new to
the place. "No, sir; his father was
here before him-came thirty-five
years ago." "Did the old man bring
that wretched animal with him from
which this 'bifftake' was sculptured?"
he asked. But the waiter was a senui* ?
tivo soul and could not stand such
talk. "Here is my card, air; kindly
give me yours, and we'll arrange tbe
matter at an early date." The chal
lenge had to be accepted lest some
thing worse shonld befall, and sabers
were the weapons chosen. The upshot
of it was that the tourist received a
dangerous wound on hie right arm,
and instead of continuing his journey
now lies in one of the wards of a Venice
hospital.-Chicago Herald.
Japanese Chopsticks.
A new and pretty ornament is made
of two or more Japanese chopsticks.
The credit of the idea is due to tho
wife of the Consul of that country,
who showed some American ladies the
possibilities of the slender bars. Tho
Bticks range from eight to twelve
inches long, and are scarcely thioker
than a knitting needle. They are
made of wood, ivory, or metal. The
prettiest are tipped and shod in silver
or gold. They can be crossed, tied
with a ribbon and hung upon a wall.
They can be fastened with a ribbon
into a tripod and used to support a
piece of crystal, a glass ball or other
objeot. They can be arranged into
queer little photograph frames or em
ployed with pleasing effect on a fruit
plate. The polished metal ones make
excellent skewers. The oddest use of
all to which they can be put is that
employed by an inventive girl, who,
regardless of their object, uses them
as hair pins. It may be artistic, but
it would certainly amaze any Jap,
male or female. -New York Mail and
Express.
give? you a feeling of horror and dread.
There is no longer necessity for its use
in many diseases formerly regarded as
incurable without cutting. The
Triumph of Conservative Surgery
is well illustrated by the fact that
DIJDTI1DP or Breach is now radi
l\Ur 1 DIVE cajiy curd without the
knife and without pain. Clumsy, chaf
ing trusses can be thrown away ! They
never cure but often induce inflamma
tion, strangulation and death.
T? IJWftR^ Ovarian, Fibroid (Uterine)
1 vmlvIYO aud many others, are now
removed without the perils of cutting
operations.
PILE TUMORS, FisTuTa?ad
other diseases of the lower bowel, are
permanently cured without pain or re
sort to the knife.
QTONF ?B t,,e D'adder' no matter
0 ? WB how large, is crushed, pul
verized, washed out and perfectly re
moved without cuttiug.
CTDIfTIlOP of Urinary Passage is
01 HIV! UFAE aiso removed without
cutting in huudreds of cases. For pam
phlet, references and all particulars,
send io cents (in stamps) to world's Dis
pensary Medical Association, 663 Main
Street, Buffalo, N. Y.
MOTHERS
and those soon to be
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childbirth of its tor
tures, terrors and
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Thereby "labor"]
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confinement are
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secretion of an abundance of nourishment
for the child.
Mrs. DORA A. GtJTHRtR. of Oakley, Overton Co.,
Tenn., writes: "When I began taking Dr.
Pierce's Favorite Prescription, J. was not able to
stand on my feet without suffering almost death,
??ow I do all my housework, washing, cooking,
sewing and everything for my family of eight. I
am stouter now than I have been in six years.
Your ' Favorite Prescription ' is the best lo take
before confinement, or nt least lt proved so with
rae. I never suffered so little with any of my
children as I did with my last."
Literary Trials.
Hiswell-That story by Dulcimer,
iu the latest number of the Hopscotch
Magazine, is almost identical with the
ono I wrote for the Evening Scooper
over a year ago. I'll bet he stole my
plot for his story.
Putwell-r-On the contrary, it looks
as though you had 6tolen his.
Hiswell-How so, pray?
Putwell-It ought to be clear enough
to you. lu order to have his story
appear in the current number of the
Hopscotch Magazine it must have been
sent to the publishers of tho magazine
at least three years ago. So, you see,
the argument is in favor of Dulcimer.
-Ex.
Icicles
Glistening in the rays of the noonday sun are
b? antifal exceedingly, but if one of tltem were
thrust down your back how yon would shud
der. This is proel-ely what you do when tho
premonitory chill ol' fever and aguo conioi
on. Then is the time to tako Hostetter'd
Stomach Bitters, a "knocker out'' or every
form of malaria; also of dyspepsia, bilious
ne-fl. constipation, rheumatism and kidney
trouble.
Some men are like vultures, always looking
for a wound in which to thrust a poinard.
Dr. Kilmer's SWAMP-HOOT enrol
all Kidney and Bladder troubles.
Pamphlet and Consultation freo.
Laboratory Binghamton, N. Y.
Thc secret of a friend ia not in snfe keeping
with a man either in wine or sager.
It lit the liest.
A special feature of thc Southern Ry. is its
{passenger train service, lt ii ceriainly the
iertln tbs South, and any line may well be
complimented on having such excellent, train
Kcrvicp. The Southwestern Vestibule Limited
between Allanta and New York ftnd the Cin
cinnati and Florida Limited between Cincin
nati. Atlanta aud Jacksonville pre trains ol
the highest class and comfort. When a pa^
eeng^r boards a Southern Ry. train ho is sure
to have a quick and comfortable trip.
A Country Without a Newspaper.
A country without a newspaper is, in
these days, a curiosity indeed. An
dorra is believed to bo tho only civil
ized state in the world in which not o
single newspaper is published? An
dorra is a little republic-abotit thir
ty-six miles long by thirty broad
situated on the north side of the Pyr
enees, next the Spanish province of
Lerida and the French department of
Ariege. It is nominally under the
protection of France, but its 14,000
inhabitants speak the Spanish lan
guage. Here, then, is an opportunity
for an enterprising journalist. He
need not bo afraid of duelp, for,
though firearms are plentiful enough,
it is said that there is not a single in
habitant who could hit a cow at o
hundred yards.
Spurgeou on Smoking.
Most of the stoiieH about the late
Mr. Spurgeon have been told, but
here is one which appears in Mr. Ad
derly's magazine, Goodwill, which may
be new to many : "Many years ago 1
met tho late Mr. Spurgeon, who was a
great smoker, at the supper table of a
friend. Over our pipes he said:
'Once a pious lady took me to task
about my smoking, and said: 'Do
you read anything in the Bible about
smoking?' 'No,' I answered, 'but we
do read of the people passing through
the Valley of Baca."-(Pe. Ixxxiv, 6,
Bible version.)"-New iorkPost.
Tho English Language.
Caller (inquiring of hotel clerk at 9
a. m.-Is Mr. Jones up?
Clerk-Yes, sir.
Caller-Is ho down ?
Clerk-Yes, sir.
Caller-Ah, thanks. I'll step into
the breakfast-room and see him.
Washington Star.
Accept None c
Pretenda
lECAUSE inferi<
preparations are
so much lower 1
urging consumers to use th
ihe same retail price.
If you desire to try any
for ROVAL BAKING POWDE
all made from cheaper anc
not so great in leavening
value. Pay the price of
for the ROYAL only.
It is still more importait,
POWDER is purer and more
finer, and more healthful
powder or preparation.
ROYAL BAKING POWDER C
PROGRESS OF THE SOUTH.
What a German Paper Says of Our
Recuperation.
The Der Auiwanderer, or the Emi
grant, as it would be called in English,
is the title of a very interesting Ger
man periodioal published in New
York.
It has given much attention to the
south and has frequently expressed the
opinion that this is the most inviting
section of the country. In its last is
sue this paper publishes statistics
showing the remarkable development
of the south.
The population of the states that
composed the Southern Confederacy
namely Virginia (inclnding West Vir
ginia), North Carolina, South Caro
lina, Georgia, Florida, Alabama, Mis
sissippi, Louisiana, Texas, Tennessee
Arkansas-amounted in 1850 to 9,103,
329. In 1890 it had grown to to 16,
499,069. Here is an increase of 7,365,
740, or, say 80 per cent. In the same
period the populatiou of tho North
Atlantic division, including New York,
New Jersey and Pennsylvania, increas
ed only 64 per cent. This happened
in Bpite of the enormons waste of life
in the south during the war and the
large immigration from the Confeder
ate stateB immediately following the
war.
In 1860 the taxable real estate in,
the eleven states named was valued at
?1,854,913,940. In 1870 this had
Bhrunk to $1,241,746,068, when re
duced to a gold valuation, a reduction
necessary in order to compare it with
1860 or 1890. This showed a shrink
age of $613,167,675, due to the rav
ages of war, in the destruction of
buildings, fences and the depreciation
of tho land. If this loss seems too
small we have first to remember that
the taxed real estate was much less
than the total of this kind of property
and that the census was taken five
years after the war closed, during
which time the people of the defunct
Confederacy had beeu making strenu
ous exertions to repair their broken
fortune?, though their efforts were
largely counteracted by tho carpet
bag governments that had been set up
over them. Now in 1890 the value of
taxed real estate in this section has
risen from SI,241,746,068 in 1870 to
82,268,790,613.
The assessed valuation of personal
property, liable to taxation, in the
states that seceded was 32,478,844,459.
This included 3,521,110 slaves. The
Emigrant estimates the assessed value
of these at ?1,551,344,351, or ?470
per head. This seems rather high, but
the deductions are not essentially af
fected by uiis. In 1870 this property I
was all gone, and the total assessed I
value of personal property was re- !
I duced to $490,0G0,246. In 1890 the
figures had risen to $1,243,046,448.
In other Words, the increase of the as
sessment of personal property liable
to taxation between 1870 and 1890 was
about 150 per cent. The increase has
not been sufficient to cover the loss of
lh9 slaves, but in all other respects it
has been very great. When we note
the decrease of personal property as
; sessed between 1860 and 1870 was
about four-fifths of the assessment of
1890, the progress since 1870 is shown
i to be phenomenal. We must note also
I that the increase in the assessment of
i real estate since 1870 has been nearly
1 equal to the loss in personal property
; since 1860,
While most of the states that seceded
! have a smaller assessment of personal
property than in 1860 (including
slaves), there is one notable exception.
The assessment of personal property
in Texas rose from ?155,316,322 in
, I860 to ?257,005,507 in 1890. Every
one of these states increased its as
sessment of personalty between 1880
and 1890, some of them 200 or 300 per
cent., and Texas more than 500 per
cent.
In no other part of the world has
. such a record of recuperation and
? progress been made, and yet the sonth
, has just begun to develop her immense
I resources.
A Hermit's Floating Home.
1 Anchored in the 'Frisco bay is a lit
tle old craft, originally a sloop, but
now nothing but a hulk, without mast
or rigging. It is the floating home of
; Richard Smith, a maxine hermit, who
believes that he is to be a second Noah.
He predicts that San Francisco and
Oakland will 6ink into the sea because
, of their wickedness, and then a few of
j the select will como to him and be
saved from death on his rudderless
. craft. He believes that he has been
inspired to live in the water to avoid
tho destruction, and he is awaiting to
preserve the chosen of tho Order of
tho Messiah.
Smith is seventy years old, with a
I long gray beard and long gray hair.
. He wears no covering on hoad or feet.
, He is a bachelor and has lived a her
mit's life for thirty years. Ho lives
by faith alone and is on the verg of
starvation. He could catch plenty of
fish from his ard, but would rather
die than eat anything of the animal
I world, subsisting entirely on pan
cakes, beans and potatoes. He for
merly traveled on foot throughout the
state, pushing a wheelbarrow filled
with religious books, which ho sold.
. The latter day Noah is a firm adhe
rent of most of Count Tolstoi's teach
I in gs.-Ex.
Bnfl
if the
d Substitutes for
Baking
Dr and cheaper made baking
: bought at wholesale at a price
:han ROYAL, some grocers are
em in place of the ROYAL at
oi the pretended substitutes
R bear in mind that they are
1 inferior ingredients, and are
strength nor of equal money
the ROYAL BAKING POWDER
however, that ROYAL BAKING
wholesome, and makes better,
food than any other baking
O., 10? WALL ST...NEW-YORK.
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And the Best Bi
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Which Purifies, Vitalizes
At this season everyone should take a good
spring medicine. Your blood most be puri
fied or you will be neglecting your health.
There is a ory from Nature for help, and un
less there is prompt and satisfactory response
you viii bo hable to serious illness.
This demand can only be met by the puri
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Blood-Vitalizing
elements to be found in Hood's Sarsaparilla.
" My mother-in-law, Mrs. Elizabeth Wolfe,
at the age of 72 years, was attacked with a
violent form of salt rheum; it spread all over
her body, and her hands and limbs were
dreadful to look at At the same time, my
little daughter Clara, who was just one year
old, was attacked by a similar disease, like
scrofula. It appeared In
A .Missing Link.
Man.Woman
Gentleman.Lady
Youth.Maid
Fellow.
Lad.Lass
Boy.Girl
-Boston Courier.
How'-, Tilla!
We offer One Hundred Dollars Rewnrl for
any case of Catarrh I hat cannot be cured by
Hull's Catarrh Cure.
F. J. CHENEv & Co., Prop'., Toledo, 0.
We, tho undersigned, have known F. J. Che
ney for the inst 15 yeara. and believe him per
fectly honorable In all business tran-act ons
nn i financially able to r-arry ont any obliga
lion made !>y their firm.
WEST & TUCAX, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo,
Ohio.
WALD?NO, KiN-yA-v & MARVIN, Wholo?ale
Druggist*. To'edo. Ohio.
Hali's Catarrh Cure is taken internally, act
ing directly upon the b'ood and mucous *-ur
laces of tho system. Price, 75c. per bottle.
Sold by all Druggists, Testimonials free.
"Nor an' Experiment.
Thc u*c Of Ttip?ms Tabulas -for headaches,
dyspepsia and other sU>mach.dlsorders ia not
an experiment bot ari assiire I s'uCce-e. They
'ill dwall that we say they, will,
. Karl's Clover RAfc-the groat ulool purltlar.
.'ives freshness-and clearness to the complex
ion and cures constipation, 25 cts., 53 cts., $L
Mr*. Winslow's Soothing Syrnp for ciiiMre:i
ipcthintr, foftnns tho'gums,redu :c*inflamma
tion, allays pain, cures wind colic. 25j. a bottle
I use Pko's Curo for Consumption both in
my f am Hy and practice.-Dr. tt. W. PATTER
SON, Inkster, Mich., Nov. 5, 1894.
Ol^B ?IVJOY?
Both the method and results when
Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant
and refreshing to the tarte, and acts
featly yet promptly on tho KidneyB,
liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys
tem effectually, dispels colds, head
aches and fevers and cures habitual
constipation. Syrup of Figs is the
only remedy of its kind ever pro
ducer, pleasing to the taste and ac
ceptable to the stomach, prompt in
its action and truly beneficial m its
effects, prepared cnly from the most
healthy and agreeable substances, its
many excellent qualities commend it
to all and have made it the most
popular remedy known.
Syrup of Figs is for sale in 50
cent bottles by all leading drug
gists. Any reliable druggist who
may not have it on hand will pro
cure it promptly for any one who
wishes to try it. I)o not accept any
substitute.
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO.
SAN FRANCISCO, CAL.
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is nd trot
Pearline
soap, you j
you need Pearline.
Peddlers and
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Couldn't Teach Him Manners.
He had his legs stretched clear across
the aisle of a street car when a man
who had just got ou gave them a kick
which nearly slewed the other off his
sent. He recovered himself and turned
and demanded :
"Did you do that on purpose, sir?"
"Yes, sir !" was the prompt reply.
"Wanted to pick a fuss, did you?"
"I wanted to teach you manners.
It is?'t manners for a man to stretch
his legs across a car."
"Manners! You talk to me about
manners! Sir, do you know who I
" " Oil
am i
"Xo, sir, and I don't eure!"
"Do you know ihat IV? rid on a
street car more'n 20 limos?"
"I thought this was your first trip!"
"Oh, ye did? Waal', it hain't, not
by a long shot ! I was right on this
car Inst night, and I not only stretch
ed my legs across the car and ate a
pint of peanuts, but laid down on the
seat when I got tired and went to
sleep. I guess I know how to behave
myself as well as most folks, and if
anybody kicks my legs agin he'll want j
to kev his will made in advance.-Be
(rait Free Press.
Running a Foreigner.
Pompey-"Can yon tell me who
was do fu6t man?"
Caesar-"Guess dat was George
Washington."
Pompey-"Nuffin' ob do sort. Ad
am was de fust man."
Caesar^-"Dat's so; but I didn't know
youwer gwiue to include furriners."
-Baltimore Herald.
pm may
iths in Which to
ur Blood
lood Purifier ia
irsaparilla
and Enriches the Blood:
Large Sored
ander each side of her neck; hod the attend*
woe of the family physician and other doo*
tors for a long .time, bat seemed to grow
woree. I read of many people cored of serof?
ula by Hood's Sarsaparilla. As soon as wc)
gave Hood's Sarsaparilla to Clara, she began
to get better, and before the first bottle waft
gone, the sores entirely healed up and there
has never been any ?Iga of the disease since*
She is a
Healthy Robust Child.
Her grandmother took Hood's Sarsaparill*
at the sometime, and the salt rheum decrees*
cd in its violence anda perfect cure was soon,
effected. It took about three months for her
cure, and she ascribes her good health and
strength at her advanced age to Hood's Bom
saparllla. It has certainly been a Godsend to
my family. " Mas. Sor ULA WOLPZ, Zaleakl, Ohio
Sty Hood's
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