Edgefield advertiser. (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, January 16, 1895, Image 4
MI?HIGAP3 BENEFAOTOB.
AN OPT REPEATED STORY OF TRUE
PUlLASTOltOPY.
*\Vhnt Chas. II. Hackler Has Done (or
Western Itficblfran.
(From Grand Rapids, Mich., Evening Press.)
The most beautiful spot lu all this city is
inseparably associated with the name of
Hacklcy. Chas. H. Haokley has been In the
lumber business hore continuously since
1S56. nnd in that time has amassed a fortune
which gives him a rating among the wealthy
men pf the nation. Bat with wealth there
did not como that tightening of the purse
strings which is generally a marked charac
teristic of wealthy men.
It is no wonder then that tho nnmo ot
Charles H. Hackley is known nt home and
abroad. His munificence to Muskegon
alono represents nn outlay of nearly half a
million. For tho post twenty years he hos
been a constant sufferer from neuralgia and
rheumatism, also numbness of the lower
limbs, so much so that it hasseriofaBly inter
fered, with his pleasure in life. For some
lime past bis frlonds have noticod that he
hns seemed to grow young again and to
have recovered the health which he had in
youth..
" To a 'reporter for the News Mr. Haokley
explained tbesecretof this transformation.
"I have suffered for over 20 years,"' he said,
"with pains in my lower limbs so severely
tbnt tho only relief I could get at night was
by putting cold water compresses on my
limbs. I was bothered more ut night than
in the day time. The neuralgia and rheu
matic pains in my limbs, which had been
growing in intensity for years, finally be
cnm?> chronic. I made throe trips to the
Hot Springs with only partial relief, and
then fell back to my original state. I
couldn't sit still, and ray sufferings began to
make ray life look very blue. Two years ago
last September I noticed un account of Dr.
?Williams' Pink Pills for Palo People and
whut they had "done for others, and some
enscs so nearly resembled mine that I WHS
interested, so I wrote to one who bad given,
a testimonial, nn eminent professor of music*
in Canada. Tho reply I received was even
stronger than the printed testimonial, t.nd it
gave me faith in the medicine.
"I began taking the pills and found them,
to be all that the professor had told me they
would be. It was two or three months be
fore I experienced any perceptible better
ment ' f my condition. My disease was of
sud t&jg standing thnt I did not expect
speedy recovoiy and was thankful even to
bo relieved. I progressed rapidly, however,
towards recovery and for the last six months
have felt myself a perfectly well man. I
have recommended the pills to many people
and nm only* too glad to assist others to
health through the medium of this wonder
ful medicine. I cannot say too much for
What it has done for me."
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills contain all the
elements necessary to give new life and rich
ness to the blood and restore shattered
nerves. They are for saio by all druggists,
or may be had by mail from Dr. Williams
Medicine Company, Sohonectady, N. Y., for
flity cents per box, or six boxes for ?2.50.
Wisdom From a Lunatic.
There is a place near Glasgow,
Scotland, where a railway track runs
for some distance beside the fence of a
lunatic asylum. Not long ago some
workmen were busy repairing the bed
of the railroad when an inmate of the
asylum approached one cf the laborers,
. and, from-his position on the inner
side of the enclosure, began a some
what personal conversation:
- Inmate-Fard work, that!
Laborer-Troth an' it is.
Inmate-"What pay dae ye get?
Laborer-Sixteen bob ? week.
Inmate-Are ye mairrit?
-Laborer-I am, worse luck!-and
have six children.
A pause ; then :
Inmate-I'm thinking, maman, ye're
on the wrong side o' tho fence.-Ber
lin Budget.
His Opportunity.
Little Boy (who has been studying
recent political cartoons)-Mamma, is
Undo Sam always worrying * about
money?.
"So it would seem, dear. "
"Does he always wear red and white
i.triped pantaloons?"
"Yes, dear."
"And a blue coat with white stars on
it?"
"Yes."
"And does he have an eagle for a pet
instead of a canary bird, like mine?"
"Yes."
"And is he the biggest man in the,
world?" -
"Therjois none bigger."
.-."Then, mamma, why doesn't Uncle
Sam go into a dime museum ?"- 'Truth.
Keeping Young.
American women might learn an ad
vantageous lesson of thtir French sis
ters in the art of keeping young. But
it is no recipe for cosmetics, that they
would require. First of all, French
dames do not worry, or, if they do,
they conceal the fact admirably. They
are apparently on the crest of the
wave of good fortuno perpetually.
Next, and almost equally important,
they decline to hurry. They take life
moderately, perform their duties with
out haste and linger over their pleas
ures. And in these two simple rules
lies a mine of wealth for her who is
wise enough to appropriate it.- Cin
cinnati Gazette.
Diplomacy Failed.
"I always mean to come to you for
ndvice," said tho meek little woman.
"You never tell me wrong."
"What is it?" asked the young hus
band, unconsciously straightening up
with a proud sense of masculine supe
riority.
"Would you advise me to get my
new coat in brown or dark blue?"
As it was the first time he had heard
of tho proposed gai ment he had to
take time to consider.-Indianapolis
Journal.
Had to Do lt.
She-Why, there's Charley Yan
Beet. Don't you remember his going
to California some time ago with his
fiance?
He-I should say I did. He wrote
mo he didn't have money enough to
get back. How do you suppose ho
managed it?
She-Why, he married her out
there.-Puck.
Had Hip Disease
Ho was treated at the Children's Hospital,
Boston, and when bo came home had SliV
EN RUNNING SOKKS on his leg. Could
not step. We have been giving him Hood s
Sarsaparilla a year, and he ein walk, run,
and play os lively RS any boy. He h-.s no
nor TT" the PICT UU K OF
KAIJTII. JOHH C. BO?I-E, Ware. MHSS.
Hood's Pills do not purge, pain or gripe.
:??? SWEET FAXIENC?
Oh, trifling tasks so often done, ?
Tot ever to be done anew I
Ob, car<?3 which como with every sun,
Morn after morn the long, weary years
through!
We shrink beneath their paltry sway
The Irksome calls o! every day.
The restless sense ot wasted power,
The tiresome round ot little thing?,
Axe hard to bear, as hour hy hour
Its tedious Iteration brings,
Who shall evade or who delay
Tie small demands ot every day?
The boulder in the torrent's cours3,
By tide and tempest lashed lu vain,
Obeys the wave-whirled pebble's force,
- And yields its substance grain by Rraln ;
So crumble strongest lives away
Beneath the wear ot every day.
Wo rise to meet a heavy blow
Our soul a sudden bravory fills
But we endure not always so
The drop by drop of little ills!
We still deplore and still obey
The hardest behests of every day.
The heart which boldly faces death
Upon tho battlelleld, and dare3
Cannon and bayonets, faints beneath
The needle points ot frets and cares ;
The stoutest spirits they dismay
The tiny things of every day.
And even saints ot holy fame,
Whose souls by faith have ovarcoan,
Who wore amid the cruel flame
The molten crown of martyrdom,
Bore not without complalut alway3
Tho petty pains of every day.
Ah, more than martyr's aureole,
And moro than hero's heart of Aro,
We need the humble strength of sou!,
Which dally toils and ills require ;
Sweet Patience, grant U3, lt you may,
Au added grace for every dav.
-Elizabeth Akers Allon.
A FOUNTAIN PEN.
BT ItOBEBT WAQNEB.
am not tho pos
sessor of a foun
tain pen. I never
had but one,
which was given
me as a present
years ago when I
was a young man
and fountain
pens were a novelty. Mine was made
of tin, with a rubber bag to hold the
ink. When yon squeezed the pen
holder the ink ran ont of the bag and
flooded the pen-or anything else that
happened to be within convenient
range. The diabolical contrivance
looked like a tin whistle and acted like
a cuttle-fish, but no one else had one,
and so I was proud of it. Vanitas
vanitatum ! Short was my triumph.
I can still remember, as painfully as
though it was an affair of yesterday,
how the tragedy occurred. It was at
the Sturdevant-Hamilton's ball
quite the swell event of the season. I
had been looking forward.to this ball
7?ith interest for a good while, be
cause I intended ta-fincT an opportun
ity there to effect a reconciliation
with Alice. Such opportunities were
not frequent, and I knew that if I
missed this one it might be a long
time before I found another, and that
odiously handsome Dick Hamilton
v?as paying her a great more attention
than I liked. Alice and I had been close
friends ever since we were children,
and I had come to feel that I had a
sort of proprietorship in her. We
had even been engaged for just
twenty-four hours, at the end of which
time we had quarreled, .for reasons
too complicated and too absurd to be
introduced her?. I speedily repented,
however, aud was or 'y waiting for an
opportunity ir* Liduce her to do like
wise.
With this weighty resolution f>_nm^ .
mind, it is no jvondjrJ^t"T~feit a lit
tle<Jrem?rwa"s restarted to go down
flairs, and that I scanned myself with
unusual attention in the great pier
glass, to make sure that my attire was
perfect. Nothing embarrasses one
more under trying circumstances than
the consciousness of being badly
dressed, I was, I think I may say,
well dressed. My tronsers were im
peccable, my gloves ditto, my coat fitted
to perfection, my white waistcoat was
as spotless-to employ a figure which
is popular among my brother barris
ters-as spotless as the driven snow ;
my hair was at that precise point when
it has lost tho formality given to it by
the hair-dresser, without assuming the
wild aud umbrageous appearance to
be noticed among musicians and other
doubtful characters. My complexion
had never been better. On the whole,
I was very welt satisfied with the gen .
eral effect.
When I entered the ballroom Alice
was away at the further end, talking,
I grieved to note, with that odious
young Hamilton. 1 did ' not care to
make my approach under such trying
circumstances, and bided my chance
with what patience I could muster.
Finally my opportunity came, and I
lost no time in reaching her side. She
greeted me very kindly, as she al
ways did, in something the same style
that she might have received a very
old friend of her father's. This cheer
ful, unembarrassed greeting always
provoked ms beyond measure ; but I
did my best to stifle my ill-temper,
which was also somewhat assuaged
by the pleasing discovery that
through some misunderstanding she
was not engaged for the next dance.
I had never seen her more radiantly
beautiful, and I could feel the eyes oj
many envious observers turned upon
me as we took our places. The next
dance and the next were taken, but
the third she promised to me. At
the end of this dance, which was a
waltz, and taken at the unmercifully
fast tempo then prevalent, I remarked
that she was somewhat flushed with
the heat, and proposed that we should
take a turn in the conservatory.
Whether she guessed what was in
my mind or not, I cannot say. It
seemed to me that the color grew a
shade deeper in her lovely cheeks, but
that may have been due to the heat,
or was perhaps the effect of my own
imagination. At any rate she assented
in the most charming manner in the
the world, and we strolled out into
the large and handsome conservatory,
which was now quite deserted. It
wa3 in this same conservatory that we
had stood and talked the evening after
we were engaged, and I hoped that
memories of this wonld affect her as
they did me. But alas ! she was evi
dently ina very far from sympathetic
state of mind.
"I suppose you must be very much
engaged with your profession," she
remarked, sweetly; "we see so little
of you nowadays." This had all the
effect of premeditated satire. It had
not been a month since wo had
langhed merrily together at my brief
less coudition, and bad agreed that wo
could be very happy together without
riches.
; 'Not so deeply engaged but that I
find time to call on all who care to
have me," I answered, bitterly.
"indeed you are very unkind and
unjust to speak so," she replied, wit
unruffled tranquility. "It was onl
last Thursday I heard Uncle Jae
say-"
"Something very flattering, n
doubt," I broke in, angrily. "A ver
fine division of affection, indeed,
enjoy your Uncle Jack's, and youl
goes to that-"
"I think we had better go back
now, Mr. Lang. I had supposed tho
I might trust you as an old friend no
to try to annoy and vex me."
"Mr. Lang! lees lam getting t
be a very old friend, indeed. So oh
that I soon shall be quite' forgotten
You are right. "We had better g
back ; your new friends will be es
pecting you. "
"Why will you be so perverse am
so cruel, Robsrt ?"
"At least I am not cruel enough to
forget you. But that you would ac
count a kindness, I suppose. "
"Indeed, I would rather have yoi
forget me than think so unkindly o
me. I had hoped that we might al
ways be good friends. "
"I think, "I replied, with unpar
donable brutality, "that you had bet
ter invest in a lap-dog. They ar
much more manageable. "
"Yon are right," she said, with ic;
sweetness ; "and they are at least grate
ful to their friends."
"Forgivo me, Alice!" I stammered
"I did not mean to ba such a brate.1
"Let us forget everything but tha
we are very good friends," she an
swered, after a moment's pause. "An<
I want to put your friendship to a sel
fish use this very minute "
"You know very well that I woulc
gladly die for you."
"Oh, my wants are not so exorbi'
tant as that, " she answered, lightly,
"I merely want your advice, as mj
oldest and best friend, in a oase wher<
I can't trust my family to judge im
partially. I think you know Mr.
Hamilton-Mr. Richard Hamilton, '.
mean." And I fancied that sh<
blushed a trifle as she mentioned tin
name. I answered with a very bac
grace that I had the great honor of a
distant acquaintance with the young
gentleman in question.
"I fancied so. Now, the long anc
short of the matter is, that my peoph
aro very anxious to have me-marrj
him ; and Aunt Mary in particular ha;
her heart set on it."
"Hessemsto me a very desirable
parti, indeed," I said, coldly. "I sup
pose you hardly need my congratula
tions. "
"He, too, is so silly as to want to
marry me," she wont on, without
seeming to notice my rude speech,
"and I have promised to give him an
answer this evening. And what"
here she seemed strangely embar
rassed, and became deeply absorbed
in the figures on her fan-"what an
swer shall I give him?"
14What answer?" I cried, as her
meaning flashed over my dull compre
hension, "why, tell him that you are
engaged, of course!"
Just what happened next is rather
hazy in my mind-almost obliterated
hythe direful catastrophe which so
soon followed. I dimly remember
kissing her upturned face as we stood
in the shadow of a great South Ameri
can cactus, that screened us from all
observation, and drawing her unre
sisting form toward a divan that we
had occupied on the memorable even
ing when we had been engaged before.
We knew all tho strongholds of her
aunt's house perfectly.
"How horridly improper!" she ex
claimed, apropos of something or
other. "Suppose that any one should
see us this way."
"That would be improper, I ad
mit," I replied, serenely ; "but then,
you see, nobody can." Tho argument
was undeniable, and she let her head
rest against my shoulder with a little
sigh bf satisfaction.
--^Sow-alwurd to "flunk, that we ever
quarrelled," I observed, ^?resc-^ily^ .
"Oh, don't talk of that horrid time
any more ! I have nearly cried my
eyes out over it. Let's just remem
ber that we have loved each other all
the while."
For a moment there was silence.
"Alice!" I said, severely, as a sud
den thought came to me; "what were
you intending to answer-"
"That," replied Mistress Alice, se
renely, "you will never know."
"There, that dauce is linisbed," I
said; "tho rabble will bo out hero in
a moment."
"There is no hurry," she answered,
with the delightful sang froid of wo
mankind under circumstances that are
trying to masculine nerves. 1 ' We can
see any one who passes tho turn of
the staircase."
"Ah, now it is time," sho said,
laughingly; "ono more kiss, and I
will see if I can fix myself up a little,
?ou have put my hair in a shocking'
state of disorder. Ugh! What's that?"
I sprang to my feet, aghast. On
her delicate pink corsage was a large
and gruesome staiu of black, that was
slowly but surely spreading over the
entire front.
"I-1-I'm afraid it's ink!" I said,
in quavering accents of despair.
Ink ! "Whore in the world should
my ink como from?" Her voice had
?t hard, sharp quality, that I heard
ance in a while before. Evidently her
ladyship's mood was fast losing its
amiability, and I felt some tremors of
lear.
I knew altogether too well where
bhe ink carno from. With au awful
lertaintyl looked at my once immacu
late white waistcoat; it was now a
ahues?me, soppy mass of Smith's Blue
Black Commercial Writing Fluid. The
emergency was frightful. Was there
an outsido exit? And then the dress
horrible ! I have known affection to
outlast the crash of fortunes, aud to
ranish like frost-work at a dish of
jravy spilled over a now gown. Since
that day I have refused to believe all
stories of hair growing gray from
Fright and anguish. It is absolutely
impossible that any ono should be
scared as I was.
Alice looked np from her own ruined
Snery and caught tho "woe-begone ex
pression on my face, and, overcome
with the ludicrousness of the situa
tion she burst iuto a little ripple of
laughter? in which I was obliged to
?oin.
"Oh, here she is," said a familiar
voice, and Mr. St.irdovant Hamilton,
accompanied by the handsome Dick,
turned in from the long staircase. I
saw tho young gentleman's jaw drop
suddenly, and the sight comforted me
amazingly, and gave me courage to
meet stormy weather.
"Why, Alice!" cried tho aunt, snd
her stern glances wandered from Alice's
luckless gown to my lameutablo waist
coat in a manner that 6b owed that two
was rapidly hoing added to two with
tho customary roault. "What in the
world,, Alice, have you been doiag?"
.*I rather think, aunt," she mis
chievously replied-"I rather think
that we have been getting engaged. "
.'Dick's face still wore ft gloomy and
sardonic expression, but he managed
to pluck up enough spirit to make one
of his abominable puns.
"It strikes me," ho said, sadly,
"that that ia a melancholy waist of
ink."
It was probably about five years be
fore people got through teasing U3
about our unlucky adventure. I do
not expect ever to hear tho last of it,
exactly, but we never hear it mentioned
now except incidentally, and. neither
my wife nor I seem to care at all any
more. But I can still remember the
horrid sensation of that dreadful mo
ment. As I said before, it seems ai
though it had all happened yesterday.
But I never desired another fountain
pen.-Home and Country.
-i
Quickest Handing on Record.
Captain J. B. Patten, warden of the
Indiana State Prison at Jefferson vi lie,
has the record for superintending tba
quickest legal hanging ever accom
plished in this or any other country,
says tho St. Louis Republic. Tue
laws of Indiana prescribe that the
death sentence must be executed be
tween midnight and the dawn of day
set by the court. A man named Stone
had butchered a whole family in Davis
County, of that State, and had been
oondemned to death. The case was
a celebrated one, and newspaper men
from Indianapolis and Louisville went
down to Jeffersonville in a perfecL
phalanx to witness and report the
famous criminal's exit from, this vale
of tears. They arrived in the early
evening, expecting to return to their
homes on a train leaving Jeffersonville
aoout one o'clock, by which time they
eXpectod the execution to be over.
To their intenso disappointment and
chagrin, they discovered that the last
train they could take departed from
the prison towa at twelve o'clock at
night.
Having determined this they sot
about arranging matters so they could
see the hanging and yet catch the
train. They telegraphed the circum
stances ahead to the conductor, asking
him to hold the train until after the
execution. He consented to hold it
five minutes only. They were filled
with despair ! Who ever heard of a
hanging, including prayers, speech
making, et cetera, in five brief minu
tes? But nevertheless ihey com
menced to work on Wardon Patten.
The result was that everything was at
once gotten ready for sending the
murderer to eternity. Promptly at
the stroke of midnight the parson
finished his prayer ; in five more se
conds the noose was around the con
demned man's neck, the black cap
drawn, the trap sprung and in two
minutes and twenty-two seconds tho
attending physician pronounced the
murderer a corpse. Carriages waiting
outside the inclosnre bore the report
ers to the train in another minute,
and with nearly seventy seconds to
spare, the tram pulled out.
Daniel Boone's Gun.
It "3 reported that a relic of great
historic value has just bean brought to
Charleston, W. Va. It is the gun used
by Daniel Boone, and has been in the
family of Nathan Boona Van Bibber
ever since Boone's day. " The gtocl-:
and barrel of the gun are five feet four
inches long ; it carries au ounce ball ;
stil has its original old-fashiond fi nt
lock, and is yet capable of doing good
work. The gun was given by Boone
to his friend, Mathias Tice Van Bib
ber. Tice Van Bibber carried it and
did good execution at the battle of
Point Pleasant in 1774. He carried
it on hunting and trapping trips as
far west as the Osage River, and
throughout the War of 1812.- The
original powder horn and balk.fc-molds
are with the gun ; also a very old shot
pouch, a pocltet compass with a sun
dial attachment and a steel spear
pointed needle for fixing buffalo hiderr
to dry ; also a tally stick and a part of
his conimission as a captain in the War
of 18i2, and an old well-worn butcher
knife, which belonged to Isaac Van
fibber, who was killed at Point Pleas
ant." Wheu he was found nine Indian
scalps, "raised by his knife, wero
in his pouch. "Tint?^used the knife as
long as he lived. At h??ttei^r&thias
Van Bibber left these relics to Capt?"rrr
C. B. Van Bibber, the first white
child born in Nicholas Couuty, and at
his death, a few years ago, they were
left to his son, Nathanial Boone Var:
Bibber, the present owner.-New Or
leans Picayune.
G'ray Wolves ot Montana.
The gray wolves are on the rampage
in the northern part of Gallatin
County, Montana. Already they have
killed hundreds of calves, and in Homo
instances have been known to attack
steers and cows that became separated
from the herd.
The gray wolf is the fiercest of his
species, and many a man in the great
woods of the East and North has
been killed by them'.
A few days ago a farmer in the
northern part of the county shut two
large-3ized colts in a corral whilo ho
took his team to a field. When he
carats back after tho colts a few hours
later he found both had been killed
by wolveB.
Another stockman, while riding
over the hills, came across two largj
steers that had been carrying on on
unequal fight with wolves. Tho two
steers were surrounded by a number
of. the big gray creatures and several
coyotes, which had been running the
cattle about. The steers were badly
bitten and they were nearly exhausted
with the unequal struggle. At the
appearance of the stockman the wolves
and coyotes slnuk away. When the
winter finally sets in and it becomes a
difficult matter for them to get a calf
or a sheep the stockmen fear that
thece wolves will become desperate.
They will then go in bands and will
undoubtedly attack almost anychiug
that might funish them a meal. -Hoi
ena (Montana) Herald.
Remarkable Literary Workshops.
Genius has frequently had remark
able workshops. Robert Burn3 ouco
went galloping over a remote Scottish
moor. His horse on this occasion waa
not much troubled with the guidance
of the rider. Burns was busy, brood
ing over a glorious theme. His lyrical
powers touched one of their highest
points. Tho result of ttiis journey
was the impassioned national lyric,
"Scots, Wha Hue wi' Wallaco Bled."
J. S. Mill framed his "Logic" as he
walked from his homo to his office and
back again. Sir Matthew Hale com
posed the "Contemplations" as he
rode on horseback about country on
his circuit journeys. While traveling
in the same fashion on his numerous
and prolonged preaching tours, John
Wesley contrived to accomplish a vast
quantity of literary work. Byron
composed the larger portion of the
"Corsair" in a London thoroughfare,
as he walked up and down Albomnrlo
street, between Grafton street and
Piccadilly; and states himself that he
composed "Lara," not in the stndy,
but at the toilet table. "Tlie Revolt
of Islam" took form in Shelley's hraiu
as the poet apparently frittered away
summer hours lying in a boat ou the
bosom of the Thames at Marlow.
Chambers's Journal.
A COUNTRY MAID.
Her eyes tho sun-kissed violets mate,
And fearless ls their gaze ;
She moves with graceful, oareloss galt
Along the country ways.
The roses blushing In hier cheek
That ne'er decade nor fade,
Her laughter cay, her words bespeak,
A simple country moid.
No noshing gems adorn her hair,
Nor clasp her lily neck,
No jeweled circlets, rich and rare,
Her sun-browned hands bedeok 5
But poarly teeth through Hps as red
As reddest rubies gleam ;
The tresses o'er her shoulders spread
A golden-mantle seem.
Hor looks aro kind, and sweet tho smH9
That sparkles in her eyes,
Har mind, her heart are free from guile*
She is not learned or wise.
No worldly art, no craft has she
Acquired her charms to aid ;
And yet she stole my heart from me,
This simple country maid.
-Ol. Eock, in Chamber's Journal.
PITH AND POINT.
A friend in need is a friend who
dodged.
j The cat has nine lives, but no ag
; has tried to sell them yet.
Consistency is a fashionable je
for other peoplo to wear.
Where might is right-In a fine old
Cheshire cheese.-Puck.
The average man would rather
a Saratoga trunk than a baby.
A man's opinion is often based up
on nothing, and a woman's upon that
In the lexicon of the women, flat
terers are those who "say nice things
to other girls.
The fire ol genius would blaze more
brightly if it didn't haye so much cold
water thrown on it.
In Algiers when the people desire
new ruler they begin by taking a dey
off.-Lowell Courier.
"Be sure you're right, then go
ahead"-don't look around to see if
your neighbors are right.-Puck.
Fish do not bite at baitless hooks,
But this is not surprising ;
They catch the biggest and tho best
Who bait with advertising.
You can always tell by the heroic
way in which a paying teller hands
out money that it is not his own.
Puck.
Author -"My new book is on the
market." Critic-"Let us hope the
market is strong."-Detroit Free
Press.
When the fool hath nothing to say
he telleth it ; but when the wise man
has something to say he keepeth it to
himself.
Coroner-"And did the deceased
leave no friends?" Al.-"No. He
was'an old bachelor." - Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
Penelope-"So you're going to get
married?" Chappie-"Yes." Pene
lope-"Who's going to make your
trousseau ?"-Life.
Tho smile from the face ot nature flees,
As winter upon U3 steals ;
The warmth departs from the atmosph?re,
And tho chilblains tako to th JU- heels.
-Puck.
"Great reforms are seldom accom>
plished without bloodshed," was tho
consoling thought of the man who de
cided to do hi3 own shaving. -1??
dianapolis Journal.
"Well, you are the first man I eve*,
heard accuse Timmins of being full of
energy." "Bat he must be. Ho has
been storing it np for years."-In
dianapolis Journal.. .
"They tell me your servant is a
jewel," said the caller. "Yes," re
plied the hostess, wearily, "she's eo
much more ornamental than useful. "
-Hartford Courant.
Minnie-"What do you understand
by the term platonic affection?" Ma
mie- "It usually meaus that the
young mau feels that he cannot af
ford to marry."-Omaha Bee.
Tho north wind doth blow
And wu shall havo snow,
And what will the tradesmen do thea, poor
thineV **^"S.
He'll at once advortts?
Or contrariwise
Be completely snowed under ere spring.
-Printer's Ink.
A poor woman who was tnllcing to
the district visitor about her various
ailments, and how tho doctor had pre
scribed for her "sluggish fever."
"What beats me," sho remarked, "is
how them slugs get inside the ii vor."
-To-Day.
An OM Indian Fighter's Nene.
Frank Grouard, chief of Govern
ment scouts and au Indian lighter, un
derwent a difficult surgical operation
at St. Joseph, Mo., in having removed
from his right side an Indian arrow
head, which has been embeded there
for nearly twenty years. Grouard
could not be induced to take au anes
thetic. When the instruments were
placed in position ho calmly lighted a
cigar and stretched his powerful frame
upon tho operating table. Cocaine
was applied locally fud tho cutting
bogan. Grouard never twitched nor
moved a muscle, but puffed away at
I his cigar and chuffed the surgeon. The
arrow lay directly beneath a large*
vein in the right groin, and an inci
sion of the vein would have meant al
most certain death, so the operatics
was a very delicate, one, and the sur
geon was compelled to use his linger
to break the tissues under tho vein.
.Still Grouard smiled and talked, and
when the doctor became provoked at
his audacity, tho scout significantly
remarked that it was nothing to a man
who had had.'burning splinters thrust
into his flesh. Grouard refused to
take a carriage to his house. He says
he was shot by a Sioux Indian while
lighting with General Crook. The
arrowhead is of steel, two inches long
and ono inch wide.-Atlanta Consti
tution.
?f
Lace From Plant Leaves.
Tho beautiful laco known as Fayal
lace is made from the fibres in the
leaves of the bitter aloe (grown in the
Azores or Western Islands), a relative
of the common century plant. This
lace is manufactured by women, but
the necessary skill is so rarely attained
that there are but twenty-fivo persons
on the islands who can make it. Cater*
pillars have been made to spin ??oe
veils from tho leaves of plants by the
ingenious contrivance of a gentleman
of Munich. He makes a pasto of tho
plant which is tho usual food of the
caterpillar, and spreads it thinly over
a stone or other flat substance ; then,
with a camel's-hak' pencil dipped iu
olive oil, he draws upon the coating
of paste the pattern he wishes the in
sects to leave open. The stone hoing
placed in an inclined position the
caterpillars are laid at tho bottom
and tho animals eat and spiu their
way up to the top, carefully avoiding
every part touched by tho oil, but de
vouring tho rest of tho plant. A con
siderable quantity of laco was former
ly made from the fibre of thc nloo by
the peasants of Abissoln, either ot its
natural cream color or dyed black.
This lace, however, would not stand
.ashing. -New York Recorder.
Health and Housekeeping.
"It io a cowardly thing to say, and
I can't allow my name to. he printed,
hut it is a fact that the faulty house
keeping in modern life is responsible
for needless and fatal diseases among
children. Thero are the stuffy, stylish
(?) cozy corners that are written up
and illustrated until one is sick and
tired of them; lhere are the dust-la
don sofa cushions and the dirty parlor
rngs over carpets-a double nuisance
that a good beating would destroy com
pletely ; thero are the unkept, uphol
stered chairs and couches and the nev
er cleaD, alwaje-to-be-feared hangings
and draperies on table and mantel
shelves and in windows and door
frames. What we need is more clean
air, moro sparc room and 60 per cent
less furniture and offenses against ort.
Wc need tho bare ?OOEB of cosmopol
tan Europe, tho bare rooms and-walls
of the distinguished Japanese and the
scrupulous neatness and elegant sim
plicity of the aristocratic Chinese,
So says a sanitary corps officer of |
New York.
? Professional Pride.
"Hold up your hands 1" said the
train robber.
"Not at this town," protested the
thick-set passenger. "These peopl
here aro all agin me, an'-"
"Hold'em up quick !" was the threat
ening command.
"Now, looky, here, mister, you'll
havo to make allowances fur me. I'm
a professional pugilist, I am. Shoot
if ye must, but I'd rudder dio dan put
up me fists widout jawing a while be
forehand."- Washington Star,
to
Not Quick Enough.
Stuffer (at tho reception)-I think
I shall take Miss Springer down
supper when it's ready.
Dashaway-I wouldn't if I wer
you;
Stuffer- Why not?
Dashaway-She has an impediment
in her walk.-Brooklyn Life.
Obstruction^ In a Great Harbor
Arc less easily removed than obstructions of
thc bowels aro hy Hosteler's Stomach Bitters,
infinitely moro effectual than violent por
tatives, nnd which never ?ripes, convulses
and weakens as they do- Thc Hitters also
removes malarial and rheumatic complaint
biHomnes", sick headache, nervousness and
dyspepsia. Give this deserving remedy a fair
trial and expect tho best and most complete
results.
We are ourselves threat?ncd when calamity
affects our neighbors.
Dr. Kilmer's Sw AMT-ROOT cares
all Kidney and Bladder troubles.
Pamphlet and Consultation freo.
Laboratory Binghamton, N. Y.
lt is a plea'ure incomparable to always
6tand on the vantage ground of truth.
Tho Moat Plcnsnnt Way
Of preventing tho grippe, colds, headaches and
fevers, is to usc tho liquid laxativo remedy.
Syrup of Fig3, whenever the Fj>tem needs
gentle, yet effective cleansing. To bo benefited
ono must pet the true remedy manufactured
by thc California Fi? Syrup Co. only. For salo
hy all druggists in 50c. and SI bottles.
1 ho weight of experience given in counsel
often falls as water in a sieve.
In a recent article on Coffee and Cocoa, tho
eminent Gurman Chemist, Professor Stutzer,
speaking of the Dutch process of preparing
Cocoa by the addition of potash, and of tho
process common in Germany in which ammo
nia is added, says: "Tho only result of those
processes is to make the liquid appear turbid
to tho eye of tho consumer, wntbout effecting
a real solution of tho Cocoa substances. This
artificial manipulation for the purpose of so
called solubility is, therefore, moro or less in
spired by deception, and alway? tnkes place at
the cost of punty, pleasant taste,useful action
and aromatic flavor. Tho treatment of Cocoa
Ssuch chemical moons ia entirely objection
lc. . . . Cocoa treated with potash or
ammonia would be entirely unsalable but for
?10 supplementary addition of artificial flavors
by which a poor subsrttute for the aroma
driven out into tho air is offered to tho con
sumer." Tho delicious Breakfast Cocoa made
by "Walter Baker & Co., of Dorchester, Mass.,
is absolutely pore and soluble. No chemicals,
or dyes, or artificial flavors aro used in it.
Deafness Cannot be Cared
by local applications os they cannot reach the
discoed portion of the ear. Thero is only one
way to cure Deafness, and that Ia by constitu
tional remedies. Deaf ness id caused by an in
flamed condii ion of tho mucous lining of thf
RustaebJan Tube. When this tube gets in
flamed you have a rumbling sound or impei
frct hearing, and when it is entirely closed
Deafness is thu result, and unless tho in flam
mat io:i can bj taken out and this tube re
stored ti its normal condition, hoaring will be
destroyed forever; nine cases out ten are
caused by catarrh, which Is nothing but an in
flamed condition of the mucous surfaces.
We will ?ive Ona Hundred D illara for any
ca-.o of D- afnes.i (caused by cptarrh) that can
not he CUR?! by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Send for
: roulais, free.
F. J. <~nr.rtEY & Co., Toledo, 0.
?2?"Sold by Druggists, 75c
The Ii ivs t Men Cn m i na to thc Front.
Splendid lnt i:iC33 opportunities are offer-d
men nnd woman of UM highest and bwtchar
acter to represent H. F. Johnson & Co.. of
Richmond, Va. No capital needed. Even
.?pare t me may bo used to good advantage It
?ill bo worth your while to wriic to them.
'Mn Oeiicc
of prevent ion is worth a pound of cure." Ri
pon* Tubules do not weigh an ouneo but they
contain unit / pounds of good. One tabule
gives! relief. Try for your vlf the next time
you have a headache or bilious attack.
Karl's Clover Root, the great b oo 1 purifier,
gives freshness and clearness to tho complex
ion and cures constipai ion, M cts., 59 cts., SL
I have found Piso\, Cure for Consumption
un unfailing m die:no.-F. R. L?TZ, 13J5 t'colt
St., Covington, Ky., Oct 1, um.
Mr*. Winslow'* Soothing Syrup for ehlldron
teething, softens (heliums, rcduees inflamma
tion, allays pain, cures wind colic. 25j. a bottle
If nfllicled wi: h sore eyes use Dr. Isaac Thoinn
FonV K.ve-water.Dnig>'istssoll at25c per bottle.
Ln urmiLB! yu uui
The Largest Manufacturers of
PURE, HIGH GRADE
COCOAS AND CHOCOLATES
'.j f^jSj^11 Continent, have received
" HIGHEST AWARDS
from Uto greet
Industrial and Food
'lp EXPOSITIONS
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'."'?V !' ? ^'n'"50"to DutchProtest,no Alka
M^HUtt or other Chemicals or J>yco aro
*2^^u?rd in any-of their preparation!.
Their delicious BKEAKi'AST COCOA ls absolutely
pure end coluble, ned cairs lea than one cent a cup.
BOLD BY GROCE?S EVERYWHERE.
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I fB5
such as Scrofula and Ancomia,
Sallow Complexions, are speec
tho Cream of
edy so quickl;
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and easy on t
Thin, ]
suffering fror
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THE U. S. Goyernn
reported, after an
different brands, thai
ing Powder is absolt
in strength, and sup?
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FADS OF FAMOUS PEOPLE.
Swift liked to write in bed.
Charlemagne was fond of hunting.
Tamerlane was an expert chess
player.
Buffon's only amusement was walk
ing.
Bach's favorite pastime was garden
ing.
Roscoe Oonkling was an excellent
amateur boxer.
Danton was the most noted card
player of his day.
Socrates was said to be the ugliest
man of his time. '
Queen Victoria, during her youth,
was fond of archery.
Charles II spent much time in his
chemical laboratory. *
Fox, the orator, found his greatest
pleasure in gambling.
Emerson declared that ho composed
best when walking.
Peter the Great liked to be carried
about in a wheelbarrow.
Hesiod hated women and took no
pains to conceal the fact
Robespierre was fond of reading po
etry alond to his friends.
Confucius, it is said, was passionate
ly fond of watermelon seeds.
Themistocles was passionately fond
of dancing and flute playing.
Nero was fond of music and attained
great proficiency in the art.
Virgil, during the snmmer season,
filled his house with butterflies.
Vicano conld not listen to the sound
of a Ante without fainting.
Francis I. was known as the most
skillful jouster of his country.
More's "Utopia" was written as an
amusement and to divert his friends.
.Samuel Richardson wrote his novels
while attired in a fnll dress suit.
Charlemagne was said to be the best
player of checkers of his century.
Cato's only diversion was drinking,
and he was tond of this diversion/
Thomas Carlisle's most congenial
recreation was smoking in the garden.
Gladsone is fond^of wood-cutting,
and often "rests" himself in this way.
Balzac, when not at work on his
novels, entertained himself sketching.
Henry VIII, of England, had the
reputation of being an inveterate
miser.
Frederick the Great was a musician
and devoted much time to the flute. j
Neander, the church historian, wrote |
for many years with the same quill.
Ivan, the Terrible, was fond of tor
turing animals and seeing their blood
rnn.
John Wesley never took any form of
diversion, but utilized every moment.
Napoleon's favorite dainty was blood
'pudding made with plenty of tallow.
Shelly was fond of boating, and
finally lost his life in an accident to
his boat.
The Greatest .Medical Discovery
of the Age.
KENNEDY'S
Medical Discovery,
DONALD KENNEDY, OF ROXBURY, MASS,,
Has discovered in one of our com
mon pasture weeds a romedy that
cures every kind of Humor, from
the worst Scrofula down to a com
mon Pimple. SEND FOB BOOK.
Dunbarton, Ohio, Dec. 24,1894.
Donald Kennedy,
Dear Sir:
Last spring La (trip and Dronchitis
took me and for weeks I got worse tliough
taking medicine all the limp. A friend
(old me of your Medical Discovery, how
it had helped a friend of tiers' and I
thought I would try it. I have taken two
botties of Discovery and three bottles
Prairie Weed and I can't begin to tell you
how much better I feel When I began to
take your medicine I could not sit up much
of any; now I sit up all day and walk
round the house, but I am still hoarse,
-Of course you are-that's tho Humor
about three more bottles Discovery will
get the last of that out of your system.
and want your advice about that
I thank you with my whole IwarL
Yours truly,
NAOMI OLIVER.
" Caron and Prevents Rheumatism. Indigestion, v
? Dysi-epMa, Heartburn. Catii rn: and Asthma. A
\ Useful In Malaria and Fevers. Cleanses t'.e"
? Tooth an I Promotes the Appetite. Sweetens 1
r the Uivntn, Cures tba Tobacco ll u blt. Endorsed T
- by the Medical Facu.ty. Scud for 10, IS or 25 "
A cent i-ackn.; ?. Silver, Stamp* or Postal Sote. ?
r GBO. lt HAI.IT, 140 West 20th St, New Yorfc. V
nreatedfree.
reit wdr nitK.->
with TfevUbls
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cured many thou
sand cates pro
nounced hopeless. Frflm first dose symptoms rapidly disappear,
and in ten days at least fro-thlrds of all symptoms are removed.
fiOOK of testimonials of miraculous cures sent FREE.
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VU. U. U. Ulitt-N ?1=0.NS, BycchUlaU, Atlante. 0?.
Experiments
show that the best cotton fertilizer
3 to 4/, Act
Any failures to this crop can be
in the fertilizers used.
We will gladly send you our pai
They ore sent free. It will cost you not
dollars. GERMAN :
, Skin Eruptions and Pale or
lily cured by
Emulsion
Cod-liver OiL No other rem
Y and effectively enriches and
lood and gives nourishment
lystem. It is pleasant to take
ho stomach.
Emaciated Persons and all
a Wasting Diseases a*'0 re
ith by Scott's Emulsion,
ou get the bottle with our
a it. Refuse cheap substitutes!
t's Emulsion. FREE.
rugglsts. 50 cents and $1.
lent Chemists have
examination of the
t the ROYAL Bak
ltely pure, greatest
erior to all others.
?iiecn Victoria Has No Family Name.
Following is a letter to. a woman
rriter in the New York Recorder re
tarding Qneen Victoria's name:
"You are a little 'off when you ask"
rhat Victoria of England would think
rere any 'daring creature' to address
1er as 'Colonel Guelph.'
"Her idea would simply resemble
mrs were one to address you as Colq>
iel Smith. Victoria has no name-^
.hat ie, no family name. In that she
s like Moses or Aaron or Charlemagne.
>he was horn in Guelph, but that
loesn't entitle her to be called Guelph
iny moro than you -have tho right to
oe known as Mrs. New York.
"If she is anything-in the phape of
1 namo as tho relict of a. dear departed
-sho is the Widow Wettin. Her hus
band had a name."
AMONG the European countries Ger
nany, by far ontstrips her neighbors
n the number of electric railways,
both in op?ration and courso of con
struction.
Dr. PIERCE'S
Golden Medical
Cures Ninety-eight per cent, of ali
cases of Consumption, ia all its
Earlier Stages.
Although by many believed to be incura
ble, there is the evidence of hundreds of
living witnesses to the fact that, in all its
earlier stages, consumption is a curable
disease. Not every case, but a large per
centage of cases, and we believe, fully 98
per cent, are cured by Dr. Pierce's Golden S:
Medical Discovery, even after thc disease
has progressed so far as to iuduce repeated
bleedings from the lungs, severe lingering,
cough with copious expectoration (includ
ing tubercular matter), great loss of flesh
and extreme emaciation and weakness.
Do you doubt that hundreds of such cases
reported to us as cured by " Golden Med
ical Discovery " were genuine cases ofthat
dread and fatal disease? You need not take
our word for it. They have, in nearly every
instance, been so pronounced by the best
and most experienced home physicians,
who have no interest whatever in mis
representing them, and who were often
strongly prejudiced and advised against
a trial of "Golden Medical Discovery,"
but who have been forced to confess that
it surpasses, in curative power over this
fatal malady, all other medicines with
which they are acquainted. Nasty cod
liver oil and its filthy "emulsions" aud
mixtures, had been tried iu nearly all these
cases and had either utterly failed to bene
fit, or had only seemed to benefit a little for
a short time. . Extract of malt, whiskey^ ,
and various preparations of the kypophos
phites had also been faithfully tried in vain.
The photographs of a large number of
those . cured of consumption, bronchitis,
lingering coughs, asthma, chronic nasal
catarrh and kindred maladies, have been
skillfully reproduced in a book of 160
pages'which will be mailed to you, on re
ceipt of address and six cents in stamps.
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when there in any digestive de
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They arc the sovereign remedy
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nphlets on the Use of Potash.
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