Edgefield advertiser. (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, February 21, 1894, Image 4
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Hornady bad f *Tobim lt
riends smoked ??n^Vngiortkepo?'
eemedasifthe rW^S<
o strike them . ??^S^ .uesub
ect an absorb?- ?^< .^0ff< The quai
ty o? the stor y Xv " j hib ?
dx>ve th? av? ige.it had more of common
lease than M. uor V ^iWa narrative and
Less of foolish sentir leat than C?rdgrove's
Btoryof ove india ,ian fighti jT
cied that lt ?OUld roase his friends toa
high pitch of inter _st. that {t wouM sfcrike
their sense of apr reciation of the novel
the unique.
But there was Q0 evidence of fascinated
interest on the c .Uni faces of his friends, no
craning forwar d near the end, no excited
questions as to fuller details. The six men
sat listening with expressionless faces
throughout, t ne only change being Hard
ing's smile o?*, polite attention to a stolid,
unreadable stare. Slake Hornady tilted
back his chair and waited. Major Nesbitt
bit off the end of his cigar. Cardgrove
? stroked his brown mustache, while Sammy
gazed at Harding. The newspaper man sent
a whirl of smoke toward the ceiling and
said:
"Hornady, lt strikes me that your story
is too full of common sense to suit this
crowd. All the people calculato too much
on the probable result of a thing; they act
just like a business man with your ideas
would act."
"It was well tdd," said Cardgrove, "but
it is too barren of sentiment. Hornady, I
knew you were a business man, but I did
not know that you were totally devoid of
all sentiment."
"Xor I." said Roger Cleary. "I've been
accused of that myself, but the imputation
belongs to Hornady. I'm a very sentimental
man compared to him."
"All stories should have a little senti
ment in them," said Major Nesbitt, with a
vague idea of defending his story, which
had a great deal.
"Yes," said Carter Handy, the calculat
ing politician, somewhat reluctantly.
"There's lots of it in real life." He sighed
as if he were sorry that his statement was
trne.
"Yes," said Sammy Smythe, coming from
behind his immense bouquet. "Yes, and a
story isn't good if it isn't like real life."
He had heard Harding say something to
that effect.
Hornady lit a cigi r and fished a new
looking letter from Lil- inner pocket, a sud
den thought striking him.
"It's highly discouraging to a man to
have his story disapproved of in this fash
ion," he said. "It's worse than I thought
Your minds, I discover, are upon love
stories, and I have one here that's fresh
and-true."
He drew the two rheets of writing paper
from the envelope, vvhich was marked with
a picture of a ll> storied Chicago holt!, and
opened them out.
"Chicago is not exactly the place I would
select for the scene of a romance if 1 had
the matter wholly in my power," he said,
"but the little romance to which this letter
is the sequel happened in Chicago under
my very eyes, neither of which facts was in
my power to prevent.
"fatigued, hungry and dust covered 1
went to the Alpharetta hotel on the first
evening of my arrival in the fair city, not
knowing that it was the abode of romance
and love making. I was influenced to go
there, not that 1 expected to be entertained
by a lot of pretty girls being made love to
by a lot of ordinary everyday men, but be
cause of its claims as a superior public
hostelry. My uppermost thought when I
reached the hotel was to get somethingsub
stantial to eat to make up for the two days'
futile dependence for subsistence upon the
coon who operates the buffet in one of Mr.
Pullman's sleepers.
"The moment I freed myself from the ex
terior polish of granulated soil which I had
acquired on the journey i went full tilt to
the cafe.
"I there discovered that I had no monop
oly on the desire to eat. I found that it v as
predominant in the minds of about SOO
World's fair visitors, who were hugging 1 he
tables, eating and chatting. How anotner
mortal could get a seat in the hungry, feed
ing throng I could not see, and started out
to search tor a quiet cafe down the street.
"Bi- S the diamond bedecked and prosper
ons look. :g young man who guides tho
footsteps of those who wander into his cafo
to be fed beckoned me to him and said in c.
tone that instantly made me feel at home,
'There's a seat over there at a table where
two young gents and a young lady from out
in "Washington state are sitting.'
"I took the seat with such alacrity as to
startle into silence one of the young men
a spectacled, clerical looking young fellow,
with college airs about him, who was talk
ing about tho relative merits of water and
land transportation to the fair in a very en
thusiastic way, and incidentally engaging
himself in suppressing any remarks that
the hale and hearty youug fellow with the
blond mustache might attempt to make.
"The three gazed at me reproachfully, ES
if they thought I was intruding upon them
The young Indy was a unique bit of west
ern beauty, with a bewitching eye and
brown hair, -?vhich had cn overweening de
sire to go astray on the sides and dangle in
the Chicago breezes. She mentally sized
me up and apparently approved of me, anil,
softening the gaze, she turned in my direo
felon.
"The hale and hearty young fellow with
the blond mustache and diamond pin
scowled at me, and the young fellow with
the clerical look and gold rimmed eyeglasses
vainly attempted to wither me with his
gaze. Tho young lady perceived these well
meaning attentions of her escorts and be
came very gracious in her bearing toward
me.
"Even a married man is tempted to dis
pense with his wife and children when he
gets 750 miles from home and meets a prelr
ty woman who beams delightfully, charm
ingly upon him. I saw that I had created
the impression of a single man, and I ad
justed my facial expression so as to look as
juvenile as possible. My unceremonious
coming in had cast a damper upon the lit
tle dinner party, but their conversational
powers soon revived under the coaching of
-Miss Westerner.
" 'I don't agree with you at all about the
Woman's building, Mr. Spinks,' she said in
musical tones. 'I think it is the most com
plete department of the fair. It thorough
ly represents the status of woman in art,
industry, domestic life-everything. Now,
don't you think so?' The little fellow in
the gold rimmed glasses shifted in his chair
and smiled all over himself at the prospect
of an argument and the more delightful
prospect of convincing his pretty sweet
heart-for that's what she was-by the pow
er of his eloquence.
" 'Artistically it is very good,' he said,
'but it ?3 somewhere lacking-there's a
missing link. It's hardly the thing, you
know, for a woman to put up buildings
tmd fill them up with trinkets of her own
make. It's out of her line. Woman'-and
ho beamed upou the young lady-'woman,
Miss Silvey, is in her sphere in the realm
of home. There she is a queen, but when
she leaves home and goes to drawing plans
for houses and setting np exhibits and rui
ning things she spoils itali and drops a peg
or two from her diviner sphere.'
"'I agree with Miss Siivey altogether,'
said the hale and hearty young man dog
gedly, waving his hand in dismissal of the
subject. 'Oh, thank you, Mr. Blipp,' she
said. 'That's so nice. You have such
broad views. Do you like the plaisance,
Mr. Blipp?' 'Delighted with it,' he said,
'perfectly delighted.' 'It's a grand congress
ol fakes,' said the clerical Mr. Spinks. "It
ought to be banished from the grounds. It
has no place in the same inclosure with
such a grand tiling as the Art building;'
Miss Silvey's eyes lighted up at the mea
tion of the Art building. 'Oh, isn't it
grand!' she cried.
" 'I could spend a whole year looking at
the divine paintings there. I have only
spent one day in it yet. I nm going there
the first thing tomorrow morning and st ay
all day.' Both young men tried to spe ik
at once, but Mr. Spinks spoke first. 'And
may I go along and enjoy the pictures with
you?' he asked. 'I will be delighted to
have you,' she said. Percival Blipp looked
very blue and buried his countenance in a
jglass of milk.
"The conversation ran on." Spinks was
ecstatically happy; lilipp sank into deepest
misery. The two rivals-for it was too evi
dent that they were such-glared at each
other and consistently disagreed on every
point. Spinks said he thought the ethno
logical exhibit highly interesting.
"Blipp said it was a musty old collection
of mummies that offended the sight and
ought to be ruled out of the fair. Spinks
ida. Mk* "negro:
??iv* .-aid they were
* -pid old women and i
oilvey's eyes sparkled wit]
. at the exchange of pleasantries
-ween her two lovers. She glanced a
roguishly and encouraged the two y(
fellows to go on.
"This translated love affair was an ai
ing comedy, and I lingered at the tab
long as the young lovers kept it going,
stinccively my sympathy went out to
rival Blipp, and I watched the progrei
the conversation, his defeats and his ral
with that interest one feels in foliov
the fortunes of a hero in a play or boot
"I conceived a streng liking for bis <
honest face. I gathered from the conve
tion that he was a mine owner, and I ll
him all the better for that Spinks w;
young lawyer, and as Blipp rose in rn;
timation he fell correspondingly.
"I took my first look at the fair the i
morning. I remembered Miss Silvey'a
nouncement that she was going to sp
the day in the Art building, and lat? in
afternoon I went there hoping to ct
sight of them. I stumbled upon Blipp
minutes after I got inside. He seemei
be wandering about in a desultory fash
gazing at the pictures in a perfunctory,
interested way. He recognized me
smiled. 'I remember yonr face at the
ble last night,' said he. 'My name is J
rival Blipps, Spokane Falls. Wash. Lc
ing at the pictures?'
"He rambled on without any appai
method or object. He kept sending inqi
ing glances ahead, and presently I rec
nized,.a few feet away from.us, Miss Sil
and Spinks. If. they were not enjoying
show, why, appearances don't count for a
thing They were holding a guidebook
tween them and alternately search:
through its leaves for the numbers t
looking at the pictures, giving every syi
tom of pleasure.
"Blipp saw that I recognized them, e
he blushed. There they are,' he said, h
guiltily; 'they've been taking lt in all di
I laughed out loud. 'And "you,' said
'and you-you've been following th
about.' I laughed louder than ever. Thi
about the size of it,' he said. 'Do you thi
she likes him best?' I asked. 'Oh, I do
know,' he said, dismally but earnestly; 1
been going on like this for a year anc
half. At home both of us have been t ry i
desperately to win her, but the cont
seems to be so evenly matched that It loc
as if we were still neck and neck.
" 'When she came to the fair, of cou
we followed. She's certainly bean leach*
us a race. One day it's Blipp and the ne
it's Spinks. It's Spinks today.' He was
genuinely miserable that I felt sorry I
him. As he finished he made a sudd
dart and disappeared through a door to t
right. I stopped in amazement and fou
the explanation of his startling conduct
Misa Silvey and Spinks, who had turn
and were coming back toward us. She w
saying that she would prefer to go back
a steamer. After they had passed. Bli
sneaked back. 'Have they gone?' he ask
apprehensively. They were disappear!]
in the crowd, and we followed.
" This is tough luck,' he said, as
scrambled along to keep in sight. 'Y<
can't appreciate it, old man, unless you'
been through it. What would you do? A
ber and risk it, or keep on like this uni
she indicated which she liked best?'
" T don't know,' I said. 'This is hard
the place to ask a girl to marry you, b
it's an excellent place to prepare her for :
If I can help you, let me know.'
" Thank you, thank you,' he said grat
fully.
"We were just in time to get on tl
steamboat, and after we rushed on wit
the crowd the young lady did not see u
Blipp hurried around on the opposite sic
from them and leaned against the rail r
garding them furtively. The steamboi
was slashing along a mlle from tho fa
when the young miner tossed his cigar inl
the lake and started toward them. 'Con
along,' said ha 'I'll intcoduce you.'
"It was with a fine affectation of su
prise that Blipp greeted them. 'You here
he exclaimed gayly, 'how lucky! Miss Si
vey, my friend Mr. Hornady from tb
south.' She smiled sweetly and gave me
glance of recognition. I took a seat besid
her, Blipp establishing himself on the ot ht
sida Spinks regarded me for a moment a
a nuisance that had to be tolerated, bu
luckily my fret conversation venture wit
him struck a weak point. He asked m
hew I liked the fair, and I said 'super!
and told him I liked the Mining buildin
best.
"His clayey face lighted up, and h
launched forth upon an enthusiastic dissei
tation on silver. While he was in th
midst of itv unperceived by him Blipp am
Miss Silvey walked to the front end of th
boat and were lost to view. It was som
such thing I bad in mind when I engage?
the western lawyer in conversation. Sud
denly he broke off and stared vacantly a
the two empty seats.
" 'H'mf he remarked stammeringly au<
with a very foolish look. 'Where hav
they gone? Can't be overboard?'
"All the silver eloquence oozed out of thi
young lawyer with the discovery that Mis
Silvey and Blipp were no longer with us
He had no heart for further conversation
and his remarks to me during the rest o
the trip were in monosyllables. His dis
tress was painful to see when the steamboat
bu t tel against her pier at Van Buren street
He rushed forward, then back again, thei
to the center, where he stood, hopeless anc
helpless, stariDg at the retreating crowd
'Where are they?' he entreated. I had
caught a glimpse of Miss Silvey's browi
?urls on the gangplank a minute before.
They'll be along presently,' I said consol
ingly. 'Wait.' He did wait. We were the
last people to leave the steamer. He stood
on the pier gazing up the dight of steps with
i lost expression.
M 'Damn itl' he said.
"It was my intention to go to the theater
that night, and as I started out I look "d
around for the lovers' party. SplnkB waa
standing near the register, a picture of de
jection and gloom. I touched him on the
shoulder.
" 'Hello, Spinks, are you going out to
night?"
"He looked at me darkly.
" 'Yes, I'm going to the theater.'
" 'What theater?' "
"He turned to the ticket scalper in the
corner.
" 'Didn't you sell some tickets to a fat
young man with brown mustache and a
western accent tonight?" he asked.
" T did.'
M 'What theater?'
tt .Schiller'a'" ,
"Spinks turned to ma
" T am going to Schiller's,' he said.
"The theater was crowded; but, being on
time; we got good seats. The play was 'The
Girl I Left Behind Me,' a drama full of
Btirring situations. But Spinks was not
stirred. He didn't even see the play. His
eyes were turned to the right Following
the direction of his gaze, I recognized Miss
Silvey. Seated beside her was Percival
Blipp. his face flushed with delight Just
behind them sat Mrs. Silvey. Miss Silvey
recognized us anJ smiled so sweetly that
Spinks' gloom was lifted like a mist before
the sun.
"He writhed in his chair and waited im
patiently for the end of the act so nhs* hi
could go to them. I b?w tbp.t heroi; pveaa
ures were necessary. Before the curbdii hf*4
swung half way down I was on my way M?
the box. I took the one vacant seat. MtabKP
where I sat I could see Spinks, sie-tod'
straight in his seat aud looking straight fa
front, an unforgiving expression ou hi?iijwrk
"The next morning I was not sur**^*
to ^ee Spinks Bitting in the hotel lobo?
gloomily poring over a paper. It wwi ra
?ate as 10 o'clock, and I wondered if hi? WM
waiting for Miss Silvey. He was evld?ntii
In a bad humor still. I apologized for Lk'r
lng left bim so abruptly the night before ill
the theater, and to cement our re-euUO
lished friendship asked him to drink wili
mo. He said he had already trotted on?
three pony cocktails that morning.
"I decided that Blipp and the young lady
had gone or were going to the fair, and to
preclude al) chance of meeting them I pro
posed that we take a jaunt to Lincoln park.
He astonished me with the alacrity with
which he accepted the suggestion. I could
only explain bis ready acceptance by men
tally deciding that hp bad given up all hope
of being with Miss Silvey th?t.day.
"After we_had taken a turn or two about
the park I discovered the reason for his'
coming. The reason was Miss Silvey. We
came upon her quite suddenly, strolling
along with her mother. He evidently was
not surprised and Btepped forward smiling.
Unconsciously I had done Blipp a bod
turn, but I made the best of it By onart?
those gracefnj fanfc mo^aflBtfl qjy0^
_o <n iu\ sen idamea miss oirveyar ?me,
and by the use of a little diplomacy lcd aer
away. Spinks bad nothing to do but to j
drop behind with the mother. I fancy she
waa not favorably impressed that morn: ig
by the conversation of the young man who
wanted to be her son-in-law. Tho young
lady and I got along swimmingly until an
unexpected interruption.
"Just at a bend in the walk a young gen
tleman stepped in front of us. He came so
suddenly into view from behind a little
summer house that I was impressed with
the belief that he had been lurking there.
He lifted his hat and made a fine show of
pleased surprise. 'Why, Miss Silvey-Mr.
Hornady, this is unexpected, I'm sure, but
delightful'- 'How you frightened n -t
said Miss Silvey. 'Where did you come
from, Mr. Blipp?'
"Quite naturally he turned and walked
back with us, casting a furtive glance be
hind at Spinks. It suddenly occurred to
me that I had seen enough of the park, and
regretfully I told them I had an engage
ment at noon. We waited until Spinks
and the mother came up. Spinks looked
doggedly at his watch and spitefully at
Blipp and said he was sorry, but he had an
engagement too.
"He walked along beside me, sullenly re
fusing to speak. After we were on the car
he suddenly looked up and asked, 'Horna
dy, are you married?'
"I put on a sorrowful expression. 'I was
married once,' I said. He flushed up, bit
his thin mustache and seemed sorry for his
question.
" 'I see,' he said at length; "a widower.'
"A week later I was sitting in an obscure
end of the cafe with Spinks, who insisted
on my takir..^ supper with him. A waiter
held a delicately perfumed envelope over
my shoulder and asked if I was Blake Hor
nady. I took the letter and held it up to
the light. Spinks glanced at the superscrip
tion and gave a nervous start He had rec
ognized Miss Silvey's handwriting.
"I read the note, refolded it carefully, as
carefulfy replaced it in the envelope and
very tenderly put lt in my pocket. 'Look
here,' blurted out Spinks, 'are you in love
with that young lady-is she in love with
you?' I looked at him very severely and
his gaze faltered. Then he continued:
'You have come between Miss Silvey and
myself ever since the first time we saw
you. It's always you or Blipp.' He ut
tered the last name like an explosive. 1
regarded bim curiously, and before I could
make up my mind what to say he left the
table hurriedly.
"I walked to the clerk's desk to leave the
key with him. Blipp was leaning on the
counter and greeted me pleasantly. As I
pulled out my room key Miss Silvey's note
fell to the floor. Blipp stooped, picked it
up and very politely handed it to me. In
voluntarily his eye caught the address and
he gave a start. He recognized the hand
writing. 'By the way,' he remarked pleas
antly, 'I want to see you.' We went into
the parlor and he opened fire at once.
"'Hprnady,' he began dramatically, lt
was bad enough with only two of us, with
only Spinks to work against. But now you
have come, and you've gota note from ber.
You talk .with her, go walking with her,
sit in the box at the theater with her'
'Blipp,' said L 'I am your guardian angel,'
and I left him standing stupefied.
"The troublesome note was nothing more
nor less than an invitation from Mrs. aud
Miss Silvey to join them in a box party.
Neither Spinks nor Blipp had been invited.
Matters had reached such a crisis that I,
being a married man, could not accept
this invitation without complicating the
trouble.
"I went straight to Miss Silvey and told
her that as I left the next morning it would
be impossible for me to accept the very
kind invitation. I took occasion to suggest
ta her that she might invite Mr. Percival
Blipp. She looked at me furtively, and
asked If I didn't think it would be asking
too much of him. I told her that I was
positive that it wouldn't be. 'You know,'
she said, 'Mr. Blipp and I come from the
same place, and he rather feels that we ex
pect him to make it pleasant for mother and
I since we happened to come at the same
time and are stopping at the same hotel
You see I don't want to infringe on his good
nature-for jo is good natured,' she added.
Something seemed to flash across her mind.
'And Mr. Spinks?' she asked. 'Oh,' I re
plied, 'he is going out with me.'
" 'I am so sorry you are going away just
as we are getting acquainted.' The last
thing she said to me was in reference to
Spinks. 'You seem to have formed a great
liking for him,' she said. 'You and he are
almost constantly together. I am glad yon
like him,' she added confidingly. "He is
very popular in Spokane and has a great
future, I think.' 'And Blipp?' I said. She
did not hear me.
"That night I went to the theater, and
from a quiet corner, safe from observation,
I looked down upon Percival Blipp seated
beside Miss Silvey, glowing with happiness.
I stumbled upon Spinks as I went out He
glqwered upon me and strode on.
"I caught an early train for Atlanta next
morning. My interest in this three cor
nered love affair had become so great that.
I was half tempted to stay and see the outr
come. I heartily regretted to lose sight of
the three young people altogether. 1
thought of the hotel clerk. He was a nice
young man and seemed to know his busi
ness. I started to tell him about the af
fair, but he gave me a knowing wink. '1
know,' he Bald. 'And will you write me
how it comes out?' I asked. He nodded.
"J have pictured a hundred different end?
to tbs affair- Once * even pictured to my
self the possibility of my becoming a wid
ower and marrying Miss Silvey. Then 1
saw her marry another fellow. But the
termination that suited me best was the
one in which Percival Blipp married her.
"My sp?culation* were ended this morn
lng by the receipt of this letter:
HOTEL ALPRARETTA, Chicago.
B. Horn ad r:
PEAR Sra-In accordance with your request,
I have this to write: Mrs. Silvey and daughter
paid their hill yesterday and had their trunks
phocVod tq Spokane Fall?, Wash. Hardly au
hoar afterward P. Blipp paid his bill and had
his trunk checked for tho Bcmo place. W.
Spinks leaves today, trunk ohecktd for New
York. Your obedient servant, E. JENKINS.
-Atlanta Constitution.
Shines Through Metal.
In a paper read before the Royal Prussian
Academy of Sciences lt is Bhown by Hertz
that the rays which proceed from the
cathode of a geissler are capable of exciting
phosphorescence and will permeate thin
metal-it being thus possible, on finding a
sheet of metal foil thick enough to be air
tight, yet thin enough to be permeable by
such discharge, to allow these rays a pass
age into the open air by closine an opening
in a discbarge tube with a piece of such
foil
This, lt seems, has been realized by means
of an Ingeniously arranged apparatus and
a hammered aluminium plate 0.003 milli
meter thick, and this plate forms in the
apparatus a shut to or window, which.
Trails quite impermeable to air and light,
allows the rays from a cathode at a dis
tance of 12 centimeters to penetrate it free
ly, the rays rendering the air faintly lum!
nous. A halo of bluish lightsurrounds the
window and is moderately bright only on
Its surface, a strong odor of ozont being at
the same time recognizable.
Substances capable of phospho.escence,
If held near the window, shine with theil
peculiar light on the side nearest to it, but
all the phenomena of phosphorescence
cease if a magnet is so applied to the dis
charge tube as to repel the cathode ruyt
from the inner side of the window. Th?
atmosphere {sadull medium for the ca
thode rays to penetrate. Coa) gus is more
permeable, and so is hydrogen.-New York
Sun.
The Molo.
The mole works Uko a horse and eat?
llKe an elephant Throughout his wak
lng hours he is engaged in pushing
aside earth and hurry iug after worms in ali
his galleries and tunnels. The laborer, of
course, ls worthy of his hire. Such cease
less activity can only he kept up by equally
ceaseless feeding, and so the mole's exist
ence is one long savage alternation of la
bor and banqueting, lils heart and lung*
and mushes are working at such a rat?
that if he goes without food for half a da}
he starves and dies of actual inanition. Ile
is a high pressure engine.
His drmk'ug is like his eating-isunod
erato in all thing*, he must have his liquor
much and often. So he digs many pits in
his tunneled ground and catches water in
them to supply his'heeds at frequent inter
vals. He doesn't believe, however, in the
early closirg movement Day and night
alike he drinks every few hours, for day
?anil night ure all alike to bim. He works
and rest? bv turn, after the fashion nf t.hp
parn?s employed in ?i??in? tunnels; or
measures bis time by watches, us is the way
of sailors.-Cornhill Magazine.
I5nc.lielo.-s of a itygono Day.
Bachelors of the present day haven much
better time than those who lived in the old
days of Rome and-Sparta. In Home, fot
instance, the law forbade that a bachelor
6hould be allowed to inherit any legacy
whatever, while in Sparta, under the nile
of Lycurgus, the bachelors were still more
hardly used, for they were nor permitted to
have any part in the government, noriniyht
they occupy any civil or military post.
They were also shut out from participating
in public festivals, except on certain fixed
occasions, when they probably would rather
have staid away, for then the women hnd
(and exercised the right) to lead them to
the altars and there flog them with rods,
singing meanwhile scornful songs specially
written for the ceremony.-New York
World. _._
Ula Missing Locks.
Representative Wilson of Washington
has a trick in the heat of debate of passing
his hand over his forehead, as if to toss back
his waving and disordered locks, lt is an
unconscious gesture. That was once the
purpose of the movement, but the locks are
gone where the wind listeth, but no man
knowetb.-Washington Post
Nautical Tenn?.
An old "tar" has recently prepared a
handbook of nautical terms for the use of
persons who intend to follow thc sea. In
order to correct popular belief, our author
gravely asserts that the berths on board
ship do not necessarily add to the census.
The hatchways are not hens' nests. The
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