Edgefield advertiser. (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, December 21, 1893, Image 4
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PROEMIAL.
"Congratulate nie, old man, I am now
a Mayflower of the Mayflowers!" cried
my friend Sam Johnson.
"A Mayflower?" queried L
"Yes, a Mayflower. Not in person, of
course, but by marriage. It shall now
be my care to perpetuate on the soil of
America the line of the noble honse of
Johnson. At last I am 'in the swim.'
and blue is the hue of my blood!"
"What! Married! Have you deserted
our noble band of bachelors:"
"Yes, and am now of thc noble band
of benedicts."
"In what bright spot in the Golden
State did you find your Mayflower
blooming?"
"Why, my dear fellow, I've not been
in California at all. I've been east.
Bless you, old man, since leaving the
Comstock I've crossed the 'briny'-have
been over to the land of our failiers."
"You don't meau to say that you've
brought a bride from over the sea, when
we have in our own America the best
and most blooming beauties the world
can boast?"
"No, no, my dear boy! No, my bride
is not from over tho sea, but to win her
cost me a trip to the land of my ances
tors-to old England, where peacefully
slumbering in rural churchyards lie
whole acres of Johnsons."
"Why, Sam, you don't mean to tell
methat you've been over to England
since I last saw you?"
"Yes, old mau, that is just where I
have been, and to a few other places be
sides. Why, by Jove, a man may cir
cumnavigate the globe, and when he re
appears on the Comstock he is supposed
to have merely been over the Sierras to
California on a little ilyer !, I've knocked
about pretty lively since I left Virginia
City a year ago."
"A year ago!"
"Yes, a year ago. Yon have hardly
missed me, but I really left here a year
ago. When you think a fellow is over
in California, it never counts with you
in this town; it is the same as if he were
here at home. In the time I've been
away I might have put about four 'gir
dles' round thc earth."
The particular Sam Johnson who
thus spoke was a youurr. man about 28
years of age, who had ior three or four
years been engaged in running a big
hoisting eugine at one of the leading sil
ver mines in Virginia City. He also
speculated a little in mining shares and
otherwise enjoyed himself after the
Comstock fashion. He was always a :
happy-go-lucky young fellow and bought
and sold mining stocks in such a seem-,
ingly offhand, reckless way that his
friends were wont to say that the god
dess of fortune herself "took caro of all
his speculations. Thc fact was, how
ever, that every move Sam made in
stocks was well considered.
I was delighted to meet the jolly young
fellow, and having met we at once pro
ceeded to our old quiet retreat to con
verse at ease and pass upon the merits of
the newest brand of beer put forth as a
candidate for public favor.
"Yes," continued Sam, when we had
anchored ourselves in our old time safe
harbor, "yes, I've been down east, over
to England, down south and all about."
"I can understand your trip to the
New England states and can guess that
you went down into Georgia or South
Carolina to look at mines, but I cannot
imagine why you should have gone to
England."
"Ha, ha,-ha!" laughed Sam.
"What is the joke about your trip to
England? Perhaps .you made it merely
in imagination?"
"No, I actually went to England and
accomplished my mission there, but
probably no man ever before crossed the
ocean on such an errand. Ha, ha! it
was the funniest piece of business ever
undertaken. But it was a success-a
glorious success."
"What you are saying is all Greek to
me, Sam."
"Of course, but you'll see the fun of
the whole business when you've heard
my ste.-y. Then if you don't say that
.the affair is the most elaborate joke of
the century I'll treat to thc beer every
day xor the nest year. To begin willi,
the whole and sole object of my mission
to England was to steal and import an
ancestor for ;he Johnson family."
"To impon an ancestor?"
"Yes. A great-great-grandfather, and
I got him. He is now the pride of Pason
agessit."
"But ho is not alive?"
'.'Alive! Pooh, no! Been dead ever
since 1798."
CHAPTER I.
THE PEOPLE OF TUE TOWN OF PASOXA
GESSIT.
Sam then proceeded to tell me his story
as follows:
You know that my Cather, James A.
Johnson, left San Francisco about four
years agopreity "well fixed," as the say
ing is. With what ho made herc and
down at the '"Bay," he had very nearly
two millions in good, solid gold coin.
Ho went back to New England to found
a home in which to end his days. After
spending months in looking about he at
last fixed upon the village of Pasonages
sit, near tho old whaling town of New
Bedford, Mass.
In Pasonagessit ho built a palatial
mansion-the finest private residence in
the village. His grounds were also the
finest. As for carriages and horses, no
man in the place could ever approach
my father. He had also a line library
and some fine and valuable paintings
not paintings from over the sea, but the
work of our own leading artists.
Of all this I had heard through letters
from my sisters before I went home. I
expected to find my furner, mother and
all the family perfectly happy. Judge
of my surprise and sorrow when I ais
covered that they were quite the con
trary. I was not long in getting at the
facts-at the real situation.
In the village of Pasonagessit resided
two "high privates," Captain Shrimp
and Rev. Nantucket Sperm. All the
rest of the inhabitants were Bradfords,
whose progenitor came over in the May
flower-so at least it seemed tome. My
people wer? looked upon as upstarts-a
family without a pedigree-and they
were snubbed on all sides.
Soon as I made this discovery, which
I did in a way that came homo to the
heart in my bosom, I took occasion to
speak of it to my father.
"Sam, my boy, you arc right," said
he. "It is true. You see how it is here.
These people have a sort of petty, nar
row pride of ancestry that cansos them
to act in a very clannish manner. All
of their societies and social gatherings
so smack of the'pilgrim fathers of tho
colony of Plymouth'that all who can
not claim descent from said fathers are
barred. There is here a sort of aristoc
racy of the descendants of the first
squads of emigrants that landed oh thes*
shores, and all others'are looked npon
as nobodies. Your sisters are as well
educated, as well mann< red and as good
in every way as tho daughters of our
neighbors, yet they are snubbed. We
are an outcast family. All their social
parties are parties of pedigree-'ances
try' and the 'Mayflower pilgrims' al
ways come up in ono way or another to
nue r.3 cnn. Ali, tain, we re a set or so
cia! lepers:*'
"They must be a queer kind of Amer
icanS," ventured L
"They are just as I hare told you,
and they aro growing worse every year.
With their various kinds of pilgrim so
cieties tliey are cultivating this sort
of thing. As wo are socially ostracized
hero among these descendants of the
Mayflower pilgrims, I am seriously
thinking of selling everything I possess
in tho placo for whatever I can g*et and
moving west or south.
My father possessed a really beautiful
place. Everything had been arranged
to his mind, and he had hoped to com
fortably and happily end his days in the
beautiful little village. What he said
worried me greatly.
Besides this worriment on my father's
account, I was chafing not a little in my
own hr. rn ess. There was cause for this
chafing, and a very bewitching little one
it was, notwithstanding it owned to the
name of Bradford. On my side it was a
case of love at first sight. Ah, what a
sweet little Mayflower it was! From
the moment 1 first set eyes upon Pru
dence Bradford I felt that I had "met
my fate," as the saying is.
Judge, then, of my disappointment
when 1 learned from my sisters that
Prudence Bradford was upon the very
apex of tho pilgrim pyramid-was the
Mayflower of the Mayflowers. They
said that owing to the peculiar social
conditions existing in the village it
would be almost impossible for nie to
obtain an introduction to the young lady
or to in any way make her acquaintance.
Besides, they had heard that Prudence
was reserved for her cousin Standish, a
Bradford of the bluest blood. My sis
ters being ostracized in Pasonagessit so
ciety, their brother could expect no
kinder fate. But where there is a will
there is a way.
The houses of Rev. Nantucket Sperm
and Captain Shrimp constituted neutral
ground, as I soon discovered. Very soon
after this discovery 1 managed to inake
the acquaintance of Prudence Bradford.
I found her as good natured and sweet
as she looked. Xot a sign of the pride
of pedigree did I find in Prudence. I
will not say that on her sido it was also
a case of love at first sight, but it was
very like it. She now accuses me of
having "hypnotised her." At all events,
we progressed very rapidly, and soon
there was a very good understanding be
tween us.
Soon 1 grew so bold that I ventured to
stroll home with lier to the castle of the
Bradford of all the Bradfords. There I
met my Waterloo. Prudence was hus
J fr? WI }?S
/ ventured to stroll home reith her.
tied out of sight in an instant. The
Bradford of all the Bradfords eyed me
over. Then, beginning with "Youm
man!" he laid down the law of the Brad
ford dynasty. He erf?ve mo to under
stand that Prudence was reserved for
her blueblooded cousin, Standish Brad
ford, and as good as told me that I was
nobody and never again to darken his
door. He was almost brutally plain in
his talk.
But "love laughs at locksmiths," and
Captain Shrimp was my friend. He was
only a shrimp in tho eyes of Pasonages
sit-in the heart and soul he was a
whale. Xow, urged by necessity, Pru
dence and I came to a good, square under
standing. She had a perfect horror of
Standish Bradford, and come weal or
woe I was to be the man. Yet she feared
her father and all her family. They and
all the town would bo arrayed on thc
side of her cousin Standish. She begged
me to keep our engagement secret until
we could see our way to an open declara
tion of our intentions, and if need be de
fiance of Standish Bradford and all other
Bradfords. I promised, at the same time
telling her to be of good cheer, that 1
would set my wits to work for our mu
tual benefit. Besides our occasional meet
ing under the hospitable roof of Captain
Shrimp we established an extra postof
fice in the town, and this, after all, was
our mainstay. Through it were dis
cussed all our plans, she keeping me in
formed in regard to every move of the" |
Bradf ?reis.
The position of our affairs set me seri
ously io thinking. I did not wish old
Amariah Bradf'-rd -the Bradford of
all the Bradfords-to pronounce upon
his daughters a Puritan curse, nor did I
wish the remainder of the family and
tribe to feel that Prudence had become
an outcast-had as good as thrown her
self away and disgraced the name of her
ancestors. I must in some way brin<;
all the triba to freely consent to the
marriage. I must humor their pride of
pedigree in some way.
The result of this thinking took such
shape that, meeting my father alone in
the library one day, I surprised him by
saying, "Father, I'm going to England
next week." "To England, Sam!" cried
the old gentleman, with widely expand
ed eyes. "Why, what put that notion
into your head, my boy?"
"Our talk some time ago. I have
thoroughly thought over the situation,
and I've arrived at thc conclusion that
we've got to import an ancestor."
"Import uti ancestor!"
"Yes, sir, an ancestor. There must be
plenty of Johnsons, Jonsons and John
stons buried over in England, and if 1
can find one of the right date and quali
ty tho mere spelling of the mme is of
little importance. I shall look for a Sir
John, a Sir Ralph ora Sir Richard John
son, and, when I find him, over here he
comes to bo prominently and perma
nently replanted in the Pasonagessit
cemetery. When I lind a titled Johnson
of the right degree of antiquity, I shall
steal him, bones, tombstone and all, and
wo will then transplant him in a style
that will astound the Ta^onagessit de
scendants of the pilgrim fathers."
"Ha, ha, ha!" laughed my father. "Ha,
ha! Why, Sam, blast my buttons, it
wouldn't be a bad notion,"
I then thoroughly unfolded my plans
to the old gentleman, who laughed con
sumedly. My father, you know, is a jol
ly joker ns ever spun a yarn or set a trap
to catch a limiter after marcs' nests and
three tailed cats. He soon began to en
! r into the fun of the scheme and de
clared :i::;t merely ar. a joke it would lie
worth twice what tho exp?dition would
cost.
We were agreed that our enterprise
must be kej r a "dead secret" from all in
the village and all our own family in or
der to make it succeed as a really gor
geous and ever blooming joke. Even my
mother and sisters must remain in the
dark.
In consequence of this nndorstaudiui:.
1 the next week set out for England. In
a note to Prudence 1 told her I was go
ing lo the land of our ancestors on a
mission of great importance lo my fa
ther, and one that would be quite as
important to ourselves.. As it was uiy
fathers business, I was not at libertj- to
enter into particulars, but she would
probably be able to get an inkling of it
from Rev. Nantucket Sparm or Captain
Shrimp, at who.se houses my father vis
ited.
My father gave out that I had gone to
the mother country on business of his
own. Ile wore a very solemn face when
he said I was going on a "grave" mission.
I was going, as he said, to perform a
solemn duty which had too long been
neglected, a duty which his forefathers
had failed to perform owing to various
hindrances, and one which he himself
had too long deferred. Further than this
he declined to explain, except that my
mission involved a duty to one long since
dead, a venerated ancestor.
This of course soon found its way into
the mouths of the village gossips, as was
intended. My father being on rather in
timate terms with the "neutrals," Cap
tain Shrimp and Rev. Nautucket Sperm,
he did net mind telling them thus much
when they put forth some feelers in re
gard to the occasion of my visit to Eng
land.
CHAPTER IL
THE TOWS OF THETFORD AXD TOMES OF
MY ANCESTORS.
On my arrival in London I halted
there two or three days to make inquir
ies and get my wits into working order.
I soon decided that I must g?t back
among the old country towns and vil
lages. There I would begiu a series of
antiquarian researches. I woulu. be a
young American specially interested in
old churches and churchyards.
Wishing to at once get into some old
and thickly settled section of the coun
try, I took the Great Eastern road and
went up into Norfolk.
Speaking of my antiquarian hobby and
special fondness of old churches and
churchyards to a fellow passenger, he
mentioned the town of Thetford, on the
Little Ouse, in Norfolk county (and part
ly in SulFolk), as a place in which 1
might see some very old churches still
standing and the ruins of others much old
er. "There, on the Norfolk side of the
Ouse," said my fellow passenger, "you
will see St. Peter's, called the "black
church" because built of flint. Also in
Thetford, on the Suffolk side of the Ouse,
you will find St. Mary's church, a large
thatched structure, with a lofty square
tower. And in Thetford you will see
the remains of a Cluniac priory and oth
er religious edifices."
My fellow traveler appeared to be
quite an antiquarian himself. He said
Thetford was a very ancient town, even
for England, and told me so much about
the place that I decided lo make tla
town my headquarters and from it for
a time prosecute my archaeological re
searches, though it is only about U? miles
out from London.
As there are in Norfolk county alone
no fewer than TOO parishes, I had before
me an excellent hunting ground. I very
soon discovered that I had landed in
what must have been the original rook
ery or hatchery of the Johnsons in Eng
land. The ground was full of the "cror
pings" of Johnsons of both high and low
degree; also there were "Johnstones."
"Jousons," and even "Johnssons."
I did not devote much time to the ex
amination of the large cemeteries in
Thetford, but at once set to work at
"prospecting" the old dilapidated church
yard of the neighboring parishes, many
of them so overgrown with weeds and
brambles as to be in what we would call
a "shocking condition." However, the
people explained that they were now al
most disused and many of them wholly
deserted on account of the shifting of
the population, so many people leaving
the farms and going into the large man
ufacturing towns. As you can imagine,
all this suited my purpose well.
After "prospecting" about a week I
found a Sir Archibald Johnson in an
old parish churchyard, who had "de
parted this life" in 1793. The tombstone
was about G feet in height and of pro
/ found a Slr Archibald Johnson.
portionate width. The inscription was
in a good state of preservation, which I
considered a fortxmate circumstance.
The date was about what I required for
a great-great-grandfather.
By the side of the tomb of Sir Archi
bald was that of his "beloved wife,"
Eleanor, who had closed her eyes upon
things mundano two years earlier than
her lord.
I surveyed this new and Unexpected
"find" with great satisfaction. Instant
ly I decided to extend my original plan
and take back with mo a great-great
grandmothtr as well as a great-great
graudfather. A sense of justice and
the "eternal fitness of things" told me
that to carry away Sir Archibald and
leavo Lady Eleanor behind would be
simply outrageous. As they had not
been separatod in life, they should not
bo in death. I knew my father well
enough to feel sure that he would bo de
lighted with Lady Eleanor; that ho
would receive her with tho greatest en'
thusiasm.
The next day, while wandering aim
lessly in another old churchyard, I
chanced upon an earl, one Reginald
Johnstone. Ho was hidden away in a
thicket of briars. "Why not go in for
an earl while I am about it?" I asked
myself. This earl for a moment sorely
tempted me, but it soon occurred to me
that ho was rather too ancient for my
use, the date on his tombstone being
1 G:JO. Af tor due reflection I arrived at
the conclusion thal a good, well matched
pair, though of lower rank, would be
preferable in (he game I was about to
play to a lone earl.
Besides all thu, there was a fitness of
the names of the pair I had at first found
that seemed almost providential. My
fat'.?"r's name whengiven in full is James
Archibald Johnson, and I have a sister
Gleanor. Thoughts of these otiFlons co
incidences made mc resolve to cling lo
my first find, indeed I began to feel a
3or! of affection for the old couple. My
sister would be in raptures when I took
home to her thc remains of Lady Elea
nor, her gjreat-greut-grundniother.
CHAPTER III.
I POSSESS MYSELF OF TUE ASHER OF MY
ANCESTORS.
Having decided upon tho "transfer
ence" of Sir Archibald and Lady Elea
nor, I mado careful measurements of
their tombstones and had boxes made
for their reception and transportation.
inc only roui woric m connection with
the business was the exhumation of the
remains, and even this was no great task
for a man from a mining region. ThlT
churchyard being half a mile from any
village, and the graves being hidden ina
thicket of brambles and thorn bushes,
one might have worked there a week
without any ono appearing to ask ques
tions. Had any questions been asked I
was prepared with a plausible story
which I had concocted.
After mature deliberation and a care
ful survey of the ground, I decided to do
all the work of exhumation myself and
in daylight, in order that I might be able
to carefully inspect the contents of the
coffins. As the coffins themselves would
be too much decayed for removal, I pur
chased two neat and strong trunks of
small size in which to place whatever I
might find in the way of remains.
This done I had only to find means of
conveying tho tombstones to the depot.
I must secure a trusty drayman. Dis
guising myself as a workingman -I -one
morning sauntered down to the iron
bridge which 6pans the Ouse, uniting the
Norfolk and Suffolk sides of the town of
Thetford. The town-we would call it
a city-is situated at the influx of the
little river Thet, and the Ouse, thus
strengthened, is navigable as far up as
the point where it is spanned by the
bridge.
Some small vessels were discharging
cargo at the wharf, and drays were haul
ing, the goods up into the town. I pres
ently went down upon the wharf and
studied the faces of the draymen.
Among them was a young fellow about
my own age, whose looks and manner I
liked. I soon engaged him in conversa
tion, and pretending to be interested in
something he told me appointed a meet
ing with him for that evening at a tav
ern he named.
I found Tom Bell, my drayman, await
ing me at the tavern. After a long talk
about the Thetford business outlook, in
the course of which Tom complained
bitterly of hard times, I suddenly ex
claimed: "By Jove, Mr. Bell, I can do
something for you! I can put a small
job in your way in a day or two. It ia
not much-maybe ??3 in it."
Of course Tom Bell was all attention
when lie heard me mention ?3 as a sum
he might easily earn.
I then told him I was an undertaker's
man sent down from London to remove
a couple of bodies, and that I had all in
readiness except thc mere taking up of
the remains.
"I'd like tho five pun," said Tom, "but
I don't much fancy handlin of dead
bodies.'1
I laughed and said: "Why. my friend,
these have bs* a in tho ground a hundred
years. There will be nothing left but a
few bones, and those you'll not even see,
for I'll have them in two small boxes,
all ready for you. The only work about
the job is the removal of the tombstones.
You see the family care as much about
tho tombstones as about the bodies, as
the remains to be removed aro those of a
baron and his lady. It is an altair of
family pride. The relativos, at least one
wealthy family among them, want the
remains and che two tombstones to give
a sort of tone, d'ye see, to their family
burial plot up where they now live, near
London."
"Oh, I was afeerd they was fresh uns
like-that is, not so old but they'd be
bad uns to handle," said Tom Bell.
"You'll have the handling of nothing
but tho tombstones," said I. "I'll take
care of the small boxes."
Tom was satisfied and declared him
self ready to take tho job.
"Are there any Johnsons in this town?"
I asked.
"Lots and lots ou 'em," said Tom.
I then told Tom that it appeared from
what iny master had told me that there
was some disagreement between two
branches of the Johnson family as To
which had the best right to tho remains
of the ancient and titled Johnsons.
Therefore it would bo best for ns to say
nothing of what we were about.
"Some of the Johnsons here in Thet
ford may be of thc same family," said
I, "and may put in a protest against the
removal of the bones of their ancestors,
therefore let us earn our money and say
nothing. We'll leave the Johnsons to
fight the matter out in the law courts
if they like. Heretofore the graves seem
to have been sadly neglected. Now, if
these Johnsons up Lun'un way want to
take proper care of the bones of their an
cestors, why let 'em have 'em is what 1
say, particularly as they've got the mon
ey and are willing to pay well for all
trouble."
"I don't want to git into no law
courts," said Tom.
"Pooh!" cried I. "Mighty little you
and I would have to do with it. It's a
matter between my master and the John
tn thc grave of Slr Archibald I found a
very vxll j>rcscrvvd skeleton.
sons. If my master sends me down here
to do a job o' work, I'm going to do it
according toordcrs. If there's any lawing
or sich fussing, that's his louk out."
Tom said ho might as well have the
job as another and would keep mum
about the business-I had but to say
when I was ready.
This matter arranged, I went to the
churchyard tho next day in my working
dress and disinterred the remains. In
the grave of Sir Archibald I found a very
well preserved skeleton. It showed him
to have been a tall and powerful mau,
au ancestor to bo proud of. Thc collin
was much destroyed and crumbled al
most at a touch. On it I found a silver
plate containing the name and coat of
arms of the deceased, and in it among
some dust and scraps of cloth a number
of large silver gilt buttons bearing the
family crest. These were prizes to be
treasured. In the grave of Lady Eleanor
I found nothing except a few bones and
a plain gold ring-doubtless her wed
ding ring. On her coffin was a plate
similar to that found in the other grave.
After the remains had been carefully
packed in their respective trunks, and
f.lio graves rilled, leveled and strewn with
dry leaves and other rubbish, 1 went to
the wharf and informed Tom that all
was in readiness. After ho had deliv
ered tho load he had on his dray, we went
out lo the churchyard and loaded on the
boxes. The only work about the job
waa tho carrying out of tho boxes con
taining thc tombstones, and we soon had
them on tho dray. Indeed before sun
set we had all atibo station ready for
shipment to London the next morning.
Wo did all tho work in the broad light
of day, and not a question was asked us
by any one of tho several persons we cu
countered at tho churchyard and else
where.
At parting with Tom Bell he said he
"had~i.ever before so easily earned "five
ponn." I told him that people always
expected to pay big prices for such work,
as at best it was not very pleasant busi
ness. He said, "If the maister should
send ye daoun Tef'ord way for 'nuther
load o'the dead uns. just'ee call on Tom
Bell, will 'ee?" I promised Tom he should
have all my jobs in that line and left
him a very happy man.
The next evening I had Sir Archibald
and Lady Eleanor comfortably housed
In London. I have given you all the
particulars in regard to the finding and
"transferring" of my ancestors in order
to show you how easy of accomplish
ment I found an enterprise which at
first mention one would think very dif
ficult. Why, I would be willing to con
tract to deliver in good order in any part
of the United Stat??s the bones, tombs,
ashes and all the belongings of any num
ber of lang syne departed Browns,
Smiths, Clarks, Robinsons, Richardsons
and no on. In England the old parish
churchyards are full of them.
[TO BE CONTINUED.J
Temperature and Steel.
An official statement of tests made at
the Massachusetts arsenal to ascertain
tho effect of temperature on thc strength
of iron has appeared. The specimens
were heated by rows of bunsen burners,
which were arranged in a muffle, and
the temperatures of the test specimens
were judged by their observed expan
sions. Each piece was heated to the
temperature of the test before being
strained and its expansion determined
by a micrometer, and the coefficient of
expansion of each grade of metal having
been determined before the tests began
the temperature could be inferred with
considerable precision.
An abstract of five of these tests-the
temperatures being all on the Fahrenheit
scale-is in evidence that the strength of
steel is greater at above 500 degrees than
it is at 70. These five series of tests
were made with five different qualities
of steel, containing, respectively, .09, .20,
.81, .37 and .51 per cent of carbon, and
the percentage of strength was obtained
by dividing the tensile strength of a
sample of steel at the given temperature
by the strength of the same quality of
steel at 70 degrees. The result presents
the iutercsting fact that the specimens
in question wero all stronger in the
neighborhood of zero than they were at
ordinary temperatures, all of them, in
fact, showing a minimum of strength at
210 degrees or thereabouts and a maxi
mum of strength at about 550.-New
York Sun.
Tho "Witched Tree" of Calcutta.
The awful Indian bugaboo, the
"witched tree" of Calcutta, stands near
thc residence of C. C. Dillon, an English
lawyer, o:i the Stanley road, a few miles
out from Gdcutta. It is not a botanical
freak of thc "cannibal" or "bloodsuck
ing" variety, neither is it a tree which
exhales poisanoas vapora or other deadly
elemeiito-it is sim ply a species of churail
which tbe natives and not a few of the
English residents beiieve to be bewitched.
Away back in the sixteenth century
Sercga Dowlah and 2~ or his men camped
under it about 2 o'clock cue morning,
and at daylight all but two were dead.
One of the survivors remained a chat
tering idiot all the rest of the days of his
life, and the other died a horrible death
within the month of a terrible eruption
that swelled his body out of all propor
tions. In the seventeenth century the
tree claimed a score or more of victims.
What they died of no one knew.
My record does not mention the casu
alties of the eighteenth century, but
during thc present century they have
bceu quite numerous. The last victim
was a servant of a Mr. Kemp of the
British department. He took refuge un
der the cursed tree to escape a storm. A
sowar, or mounted policeman, tried to
rescue the servant, but the two men and
horse were found dead next day. Since
1SG0 five persons have been struck by
lightning within 100 feet of the "witched
tree."-St. Louis Republic.
Liquor, Morphine, Tobacco, Etc.
The liquor, morphine, and chloral
habits absolutely cured under guaran
tee. Particulars given by .'etter or in
person at my office, which is open all
hours of thc day.
There is no use to go away from
home and spend hundreds of dollars
for treatment, when you can be cured
at home for a much smaller amount.
J. GLOVER TOMPKINS, H. D.
Edgefield, C. H., S. C.
Richmond & Barnie Rairoa? Co.
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Condensed Schedule, in effect January 17, 1S92.
Trains run hy 7th Meridian Time.
SOUTHBOUND.
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Daily
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No. li.
Daily.
Lv New York.. 4.80PM 12.15nt 4.30rM
ft Philadelphia G.57 " 3.50AM 0.57 "
Baltimore... 9.45 " G.50 " 9.45"
" Washington.12.00 " 11.10 " 11.20 "
u Richmond... 3.20AM 3.00PM 3.00AM
" Greensboro.. 7.09 " 10.25 " 10.20 "
" Salisbury... S.2S " 12.28AM 12.05PM
Ar , f ?." S a a- ? 2-00 " 1.30
Charlot te j 9.3o 2 10 u U)Q
" Rock Hill. 3.03" 2.43
" Chester. 3.44 " 3.2S
" Winnsboro. 4.40" 4.20
?J Columbia j . 625? 6>n5
" Johnston. 8.12 " 7.53
" Trenton. 8.2S " 8.0S
" Graniteville . S.55" S.36
Ar Augusta. 9.30" 9.15
" Charleston. 11.20" 10.05
"Savannah. 6.30" G.30 1
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" Augusta.. . 1.00PM 7.00 " .
" Graniteville 1.32 " 7.55 " .
" Trenton..,. 2.00 ? 8,3S " .
" Johnston... 2.13 " S.52 " .
Arr, , , . ) 4.00 " 10.40 " .
Lv Columbia.. |?M? 1050 " .
" Winnsboro. 5.37 " 12.26AM .
" Chester.... G.30 :< L23 " .
" Rock HUI .. 8.07 " 2.03 " .
ft Charlotte., j jgg ?? Jg " 9.20PM
" Salisbury... 0.65 " 8.86 "10.34 "
" Greensboro. 11.88AM 10.30 "12 00 "
Ar Richmond.. 7.40" 5.30PM....
" Washington 10.25 " 9.4G " 8.38AM
" Baltimore. 12.05PM 11.35 " 10.08"
" Philadelphia 2.20AM 3.00 " 12.3c "
" New York.. 4.50 " G.20 "-3.20PM
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ATTORNEY AT LAW.
EDG-EPIELD, S. C.
Will practice in all the Courts of the
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