Edgefield advertiser. (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, November 23, 1893, Image 1

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THOS. J. ADAMS, PEOPRIETOE. EDGEFIELD, S. C., THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 23, 1893. VOL. LYU!. NO. 43. PECK'S BAD BOY. BY GEO. W. PECK. Copyrighted 1S93 by thc American Press Asse ' ciation. CHAPTER XL HIS PA IS "XISH1ATKD." "Say, are you a Mason or a Nodfellow or anything?" asked the bad boy of the grocery man as he went to the cinnamon bag on the shelf and took out a long stick of cinnamon bark to chew. "Why, yes, of course I am, but what set you to thinking of thai?" asked the grocery man as he went to the desk and charged the boy's father with half a pound of cinnamon. "Well, do the goats bunt when you nishiate a fresh candidate." "No, of coarse not. The goats are cheap ones, that have no life, and we muzzle them and put pillows over their heads so they can't hurt anybody," said the grocery man as he winked at a broth er Odd Fellow who was seated on a sug ar barrel, looking mysterious. "But why do you ask?" "Oh, nothin, only I wish me and my chum hail muzzled cur goat with a pil low. Pa would have enjoyed his becom ing a member of our lodge better. You see, Pa had been telling us how much good the Masons and Odd Fellows did and said we ought to try and grow up ? good so we could jine the lodges when we got big, and I csked Pa if it would do any hurt for us to have a play lodge in my room and pretend to nishiate, and Pa said it wouldn't do any hurt. He said it would improve our minds and learn us to be men. So my chum and me bor ried a goat that lives in a livery stable. Say, did you know they keep a goat in a . livery stable so tVe horses won't get sick? They get used to the smell of the goat, and after that nothing can make them sick but a glue factory. I wish my girl boarded in a livery stable. Then ?he would get used to the smell. "I went home' with her from church Sunday night, and the smell of the goat . on my clothes made her sick to her stum mick, and she acted just like an excur sion on the lake and said if I didn't go and bury myself and take the smell out of me she wouldn't never go with me again. She was just as pale a? a ghost, and the prespiration on her lip was just zif she had been hit by a street sprinkler. You see, my chum and me had to carry the goat up to my room when Pa and Ma was out riding, and he blatted so we had to tie a liandkerchief around his nose, and his feet made such a noise on the floor that we put some baby's socks on his feet. Gosh, how a goat smells, don't it? I should think you Masons must have strong stunimix. Why don't you have a skunk or a mulo for a trademark? Take a mule and anoint it with lim burg cheese, and you could nishiate and make a candidate smell just as bad as with a gosh darn mildewed goat. "Well, my chum and me practiced with, that goat until he could bunt the picture of a goat every time. We bor ried a buck beer sign from a saloon mau and hung it on the back of a chair, and the goal would hit it every time. That night Pa wanted to know what we were doing up in my room, and I told him we were playing lodge and improving our minds/ and P?i said that was right. There was nothing that did boys of our age half so much good as to imitate men and store by useful itollidge. Then my chum asked Pa if he didn't want to come up and take tito grand bumper degree, and Pa laired and said lie didn't care if he did just to cncounfge us boys in inno cent pastime that was so improving to our intellex. We had shut the goat up in a closet in my room, and he had got over blatting, so we took off the handker chief, and he was eating some of my pa per collars and skate straps. We went up stairs and told Pa to come up pretty soon awl give three distinct raps, and when we asked him who comes there he must say, 'A pilgrim who wants to join your ancient order and ride tho goat.' "Ma wanted to come, up too, but we told her if she come in it would break up the lodge, 'cause a woman couldn't keep a secret, and we didn't have any side saddle for the goat. Say, if you never tried it. the next time you nishiate a man in your Mason's lodge you sprin kle a little kyan pepper on the goat's beard just afore you turn him loose. You eau get three times as much fun to the square inch of goat. You wouldn't think it was the same goat. Well, we got all fixed and, Pa rapped, and we let him in and told him he munt be blind folded, and he got on his knees a-laffing. and I tied a towel around his eyes, and then I turned him around and made him get down on his hands also, and then Iiis back was right toward tr?e closet door, and I put the buck beer sign right against Pa's clothes. He was a-laffing all the time and said we boys were as full of fun as they made 'em, and we told him it was a solemn occasion, and we wouldn't permit no levity, and if ho didn't stop laffing we couldn't give him the grand bumper c'agree. .'Then everything was ready, and my chum had his hand on the closet door and some kyan pepper in his other hand, and I asked Pa in low bass tones if ,he felt as though be wanted to turn back or if he had nerve enough to go ahead and tako the degree. I warned him that it was full of dangers, as the goat was loaded for bear, and lold him he yet had time to retrace his steps if he wanted to. He said he wanted the wholo bizness, and we could go ahead with the menagerie. Then I said to Pa that if he had decided to go ahead and not blame us for the conse quences to repeat after me the follow ing: 'Bring forth the royal bumper and let him bump.' "Bring forth the royal bumper and. let him bump." "Pa repeated the words, and my chum crinkled the kyan pepper on the goat's mustache, and ne sneezed once ana looirea sassy, and then he see the lager beer goat raring up, and he started for it just like a cowcatcher and blatted. Pa is real fat, but he knew he got hit, and he grunted and said, 'Hell's fir?, what you boys doin? and then the goat gave him another de gree, and Pa pulled off the towel and got up and started for the stairs, and so did the goat, and Ma was at the bottom of thc stairs listening, and when I looked over the banisters Pa and Ma and the goat were all in a heap, and Pa was yell ing murder and Ma was screaming fire, and the goat was blatting and sneezing and bunting, and the hired girl came into the hall, and the goat took after her, and she crossed herself just as the goat struck her and said, 'Howly mother, protect me!'and went down stairs .the way we boys slide down hill, with both hands on herself, and the goat rared up and blatted, and Pa and Ma went into their room and shut the door, and then my chum and me opened the front door and drove'tho goat out. "The minister, who comes to see Ma every three times a- week, was just ring ing the bell, and the goat thought he wanted to be nishiated, too, and gave him one for luck and then went down the sidewalk blatting and sneezing, and the minister came in the parlor and said he was stabbed, and then Pa came out of his room with his suspenders hanging down, and he didn't know the minister was there, and he said cuss words, and Ma cried and told Pa he would go to hell sure, and Pa said he didn't care, he would kill that kussid goat afore he went, and I told'Pa the minister was in the parlor, and he and Ma went down and said the weather was propitious for a revival, and it seemed as though an outpouring of the spirit was about to be vouchsafed to bis people, and none of them sot down but Ma, 'cause the goat didn't hit her, and while they were talking relidgin with their months and kassin the goat in wardly my chum and me adjourned the lodge, and I went and staid with him all night, and I haven't been home since. "But I don't believe Pa will lick me, 'cause he said he would not hold us re sponsible for the consequences. He or dered the goat hisself, and we filled the order, dou't you 6ee? Well, I guess I will go and sneak in the back way and find out from the hired girl how the land lays. She won't go back on me, 'cause the goat was not loaded for hired girls. She just happened to get in at thc wrong time. Goodby, sir. Remember and give your goat kyan pepper in your lodge." As the boy went away and skipped over the back fence the grocery man said to his brother Odd Fellow: "If that boy doesn't beat the devil, then I never saw one that did. The old man ought to hav3 him sent to a lunatic asylum." CHAPTER Xn. HIS GIRL GOES BACK OK HIM. "Now you git right away from here," said the grocery man to the bad boy as he came in with a hungry look on his face and a wild light in his eye. "I am afraid of you. I wouldn't be surprised to see you go off half cocked and blow us all up. I think you are a devil. You may have a billygoat, or a shotgun, or a bottle of poison concealed about you. Condemn j'ou, the police ought to muz zle you. You will kill somebody yet. Here, take a handful of prunes and go off somewhere and enjoy yourself and keep away from here," and the grocery man went on sorting potatoes and watching the haggard face of the boy. "What ails you anywayV"- he added as the boy refused the prunes and seemed to be 6ick at the stomach. "You see before you a shadow." "Oh, I am a wreck," said the boy as he grated his teeth and looked wicked. "You see before you .a shadow. I have drank of the sweets of life, and now only the dregs remain. I look back at the happiness of the pa6t two weeks, during which I have been permitted to gaze into the fond blue eyes of my loved one and carry her rubbers to school for her to wear home when it rained, to hear the sweet words that fell from her lips as she lovingly told me I was a ter ror, and as I think it is all over and that I shall never again place my arm around her waist I feel as if the wosld had been kicked off its base and was whirling through space, liable to be knocked into a cocked hat, and I don't care a dam. My girl has" shook me." . "Sho? You don't say so," said the grocer}- man as he threw a rotten potato into a basket of good ones that were go ing to the orphan asylum. "Well, she showed sense. You would have blown her up, or broken her neck, or some thing. But don't feel. bad. Yon will soon find another girl that will discotxit her, and yon will forget this one." "Never!" said the Loy as he nibbled at a piece of codfish that ho had picked off. "I shall never allow my affections to become entwined about another piece of calico. It unmans me, sir. Hence forth I am a hater of the whole girl race. From this out I shall harbor reveuge in my heart, and no girl can cross ray path and live. I want to grow up to become a he schoolma'm, or ? bc milliner, or something, where I can grind girls into the dust under the heel of a terrible des potism and make them sue for mercy. "To think that girl, on whom I have lavished my heart's best love and over 80 cents in the past two weeks, could let the "uiell of a goat on my clothes come between us and break off an acquaint ance that seemed to be the forerunner of a happy future and say 'Ta-ta' to me and go off to dancing school with a telegraph messenger boy who wears a sleeping car porter uniform is too much, and my heart is broken. I will lay for that messenger some night when he is delivering a message in our ward, and I will make him think lightning has struck the wire and run in on his bench. Oh, you don't know anything about the woe there is in this world. You never loved many people, did you?" The grocery man admitted he never loved very hard, but he know a little something about it from an aunt of his who got mashed on a Chicago drum mer. "But your father must be having a rest while your Whole "mind ls occupied with your love affair," said he. "Yes," said the boy, with a vacant look, "I take no interest in the pleasure of the chase anymore, though I did have a little quiet fun this morning at the breakfast table. You see, Pa is the con trariest man ever was. If I complain that anything at the table don't taste good, Pa says it is all right. This morn ing I took the sirup pitcher and emptied out the white sirup and put in some cod liver oil that Ma is taking for her cough. I put some on my pancakes and pretend ed to taste of it, and I told Pa the sirup was sour and not fit to eat. Pa was mad in a second, and he poured out some on his pancakes and said I was getting too confounded particular. He said the sirup was good enough for him, and he sopped his pancakes in it and fired some down his neck. He is a gaul durued hypocrite, that's what he is. I could see by his face that the cod liver oil was nearly killing bim, but he said that sirup "was all right, and if I didn't eat minc he would break my back, and, by gosh, I had to eat it, and Pa said he guessed he hadn't got much appetite, and he would just drink a cup of coffee and eat a donut "I like to died, and that is one thing, I think, that makes this disappointment in love harder to bear. But I felt sorry for Ma. Ma ain't got a very strong stummick, and when she got some of that cod liver oil in her mouth she went right up stairs sickern a horse, and Pa had to help "her, and she had nooralgia all the morning. I eat pickles to take the taste out of my mouth, and then I laid for the hired girls. They eat too mn. i sirup anyway, and when they got on to that cod liver oil and swallowed a lot of it one of them, a Nirish girl, she got up from the table and put her hand on her corset and said 'Howly Jaysus!' and went ont in tho kitchen as pale as Mo is when she has powder on her face, and the other girl, who is Dutch, she swal lowed a pancake and said, 'Mine Gott, vas do matter from meK and she went out and leaned on the coalbin; then they talked Irish and Dutch and got clubs and started to look for me. and 1 thought I would come over here. "The whole family is sick, but it is not from love, like my illness, and they will get over it, while I shall fill an early grave, but not till I have made that girl and the telegraph messenger wish they were dead. Pa and 1 are going to Chi cago next week, and I'll bet we'll have some fun. Pa says I need a change of air, and I thin!; he is going to try and lose me. It's a cold day when I get left anywhere that I can't find my way back. Well, goodby, old rotten potatoes." Feed the Fatherless. Tu auk sgi ving Day is coming. So ?B Christmas! Good times are these to remem ber the needy and deserving poor. ",Vbo are more needy or deserv than the orphans. There are more than a hundred of them in the homes of the Thorn well Orphanage, Clinton. They come from almost every Southern and several Northern and Western States of the Union ; their parents were of at least ten different denominations of Chris tians. But here, they are ali of one family, trained in ways of usefulness and piety fitted to do good work for the world hy the les sons they receive. This home is under the care of Presbyterians. But it is in no sense local, neither does it confine its benefits to children of that faith. It is provided for by voluntary gifts. There is no appropriation to its support by any ecclesiastical or charitable body. Individual gifts alone are its dependence. For eighteen years, it has been in existence, growing continually in numbers; in that time it has train' ed many orphans for usefulness. In all that time, God's people have not allowed the fatherless ones to suffer. Gifts of money or provisions may be sent directed simply lo "Thornwell Orphanage,'1 Clinton, S. C., or to Dr. Jacobs, its presid ing officer. Don't forget the orphans on Thanksgiving Day and Christmas. They need your help, reader. The Discovery of Coffee. Brooklyn Eagle. Toward the middle of the 15th cen tu ry* a poor Arab was travelling in Abyssinia. Finding himself weak and weary he stopped near a grove. Being in want of fuel to cook his rice he cut down a tree, which happened tobe covered-with dried berries. His meal being cooked and eaten, the traveller discovered that these half burned berries were fragrant. He collected a number, and on crushing them with a stone he found the aroma increased to a great extent. While wondering at this, he ac cidentally let the substance fall into a can which contained his scanty supply of water. Lo, what a miracle! The almost putrid liquid was partially purified. He raised it to his lips. It was fresh and agreeable, and after a short rest thc traveller so far recovered his strength and energy as to be able to resume his journey. The lucky Arab gathered as many berries as he could, and hav ing arrived at Aden in Arabia he informed the mufti of his discov ery. That worthy was an inveter ate opium smoker, who had been suffering for years from the in fluence of the poisonous drug. He tried an infusion of the roasted berries and was so delighted at the recovery of his former vi?or that in gratitude to the tree he called it camuha. which in Arabic sigui fies force. For the ADVERTISES. THE WANDEREE It was on the fast express I tween Charlotte and Atlanta. I w very tired and eagerly adjust myself as best I could in the fi\ vacant seat I reached. Tho tra pulled out of the Charlotte dop on time to th6 minute. The day h; been bitter cold and gusty. It w in the depth of winter and the had been a heavy fall of snow f twenty-four consecutive hom But as twilight peeped over t western horizon the snow flak ceased their wanton . play. Ai naught disturbed the. heaven i j spired calm save the "clack-clai of the great iron trucks as tb leaped from one steel rail toanot er bearing to distant points ll precious burden of a score souls. From the car window I cou 6ee the great drifts of snow fias ing like splendid diamonds the light of the moon. Tl streaks of cloud had slowly me ted into the infinite azure of tl deep blue sky, and fiery coi stellations - lit up the heaveu light spangled chandeliers. As the train dashed along grou] of trees like so roany skeletoi draped in dazzling cloaks of snoi rose weird and ghostlike befo: my eyes and quickly glided pasi supp)~nted by another and sti another in quick succession, unt the whole scene reminded me < one vast panorama of the dea returning from the gi ave. I sa a far off line of Blue Ridge bluf that glistened, like the waves < a frozen sea hushed in eternr calm. And where the sky dippe into them there rested a lust' that was sublime. Above the di and noise of the train could t faintly heard the melauchol sighs of the winter wind. As the train stopped at the litt] way station along the road pai sengers shivering with cold woul enter the car and endeavor to "sei themselves on the velvet cushioc nearest the heated stove. " It was a night fit for the godi With this chain of thought Ail ting through my mind. I uncor. 8ciously lit a cigar and was quiet! enjoying the smoke when a remar from the conductor reminded m that I was not in a smoking cai He a!so suggested that a gentle man would not iudulge in tobacc in the presence of ladies, I thanked him for his informa tioir and got up and left. As I slammed the door of th car behind me and started for th smoking room of tho Pullman, m; foot was hardly planted on th? platform of the bounding coacl before I was greeted with a voic< that seemed to come from thi trucks of one of the cars. ',Hello mister, how is you: health?" 'Well, I will swear!" was mj inaudible response as I lookec towards the truck of the sleepe: and saw by tho glimmering moon light the outstreched form of f ragged tramp. His face haunti me even now. I think he was tb< most forlorn, dejected, woe-begon( specimen of humanity I ever lani eyes on. He was certainly the pride of trampdom. There was nothing in either his face or hii dress to indicate that he could nov. lay any claim to a better life. His large, baggy trousers bore markf of a rough, dirty life. Covered with the dirt and filth so incident tc such an existence they had grown exceedingly rusty; and judging from their appearance they had seen "long and active'1 hervice. The old coat he wore showed every sign of age and de cay. Without regard to the cold ness of the night, it presented numerous holes to admit the chilling wind to his shivering and unprotected skin. His slouch hat lay over his shoulders and thoroughly, though not very grace, fully, covered 'his otherwise un kempt neck. Underneath HR flaps shone a pair of eyes that flashed even with intelligence. There was something in his looks that seemed to indicate that he had known better days. Ill-usage, it is true, had almost crushed the better feelings of his nature, but had not destroyed them. Though his voice and manner were characterized by a provoking but good-natured insolence, tome there was something about him that seemed to show that he had not lost all regard for the better qualities of his better nature. "What are you doing down , there?" I inquired, as soon as I had sufficiently recovered from the unexpected surprise. "Ridra', " was his ready and nonchalant response. "Where are you going?" .'Nowhere." "What is your name?" "Woll, that's a leading question and your deponent declineih to answer." "How do you account for the life yon are leading?" I asked as ilooked at his dirty yet handsome ?face. ' "I don't account at all. I never run any account. I think it is bad policy. So did the men from whom I tried to get credit.', j "Well, what do you want?" "A whole kitchen." " "You must be hungry?" "Well, I should smile. I have been chewing the little end of bitter reflection for the last two days and I think a change of diet would improve my health." "Ain't you cold?" I inquired as he drew himsslf up into an un comfortable position with the evident intention of trying to warm himself. "Oh, no! Just come down and try it. . You talk just like I was a fool and you another." ; "Well j ou needn't get so fresh," ^remarked. ,lI ain't fresh. If you don't believe me look at these clothes. There is nothing fresh about them, isoliere?" While he thus spoke he pulled open three or four patches a?fd laid bara his dirty skin. Although he presented a pitiable spectacle, I could not keep back a merry peal of laughter as I noticed the comical expression that played about his youthful face. He spoke the: t?uth. He didn't look fresh a a bit. ou *ne contrary, his condi tion, was pathetic, As I recalled my tart remark, an omnipresent conscience half smote me with, a stinging rebuke. Perhaps he had a mother who was at that hour shedding tears of bitter an guiSfi.. for her wandering boy; longing for" his raturn, and the safety of her child. "Why don't you return home?" I asked, as a sigh escaped my lips. In a moment a look of melancholy gently stole over his countenance. "Home, stranger? Alas ! I.have none to return to." He paused as if unjable to con tinue; his voice quivered, and with his dingy coatsleeve brushed away tears that had crept into his eyes. "Two years ago I was happy, living in a little country home in Missouri, with a loving mother and brother and sisters. I was wild, as most boys are. One day, in a torrent oi rage, my father ordered rae from home. Oh, stranger, you little know what a scar a blow from a parent leaves on the heart of a child. I left and have never returned-perhaps never will. Since that time, with blasted hopes and a blighted future I have been drifting around the world. You know the rest without my telling you. It has been one loug and dreary pathway from better to worse until the last round on the ladder has been reached and I can go on further. They shun me like a leper, even when I asked for bread to stay my hunger. Among my associates I am -esteemed in pro portion to my depravity and perversity. No advice have I re ceived save to encourage me to theft and murder. God has never yet made the heart-" The cars jolted, and before I could utter a word of warning, the ^unfortunate being fell from the trucks. A faint cry. A moan, prompted by the agonies of death, was heard above the noise of the flying train. I frantically reached for the bell cord. But too late! The giant wheels had done their work. * * * * We found him lying in the middle of the track, horribly mangled. "Mother! Mother!" he was faintly gasping. Fearful as had been the ravages of his fell destroyer-terrible as the penalty of his woi thiess habits -blighting, blasting, scorching, scathing, withering, wasting as they had been to everything bright and noble within him-still they had not destroyed all. One sense remained aud rose grandly among the ruins. He thought in his last moments of his mother. When he felt the shadow of death hovering about him, his face lost its bronze; his tongul forgot its familiar joaths, I gath ered him in my arms. ''Stranger," he whispered, "hav< you got a mother?" "Yes-God bless her," I res ponded in a prayerful tone as 1 remembered her dear, swee1 countenance. "So have I," said the tramp, ai he feebly attempted to wipe awaj the blood that was trickling dowr his horribly gashed face. "I wai thinking of her for the first timi in a year just before I fell fron: the truck. In an hour I shall b( dead. You will live and you wil same day, perhaps, go to my ole home. Will you seek out raj mother and tell her that in mj last hour I asked her forgiveness I wanted to hear her voice-prayer! for the motherly touch of her haue on my blood-stained brow?" "I will." was my muttered re ply, as tears began to steel dowr my cheeks. "And say to her good thoughts crept into my heart-that I pray ed-that I remembered her aE the dear old mother who grayed al my bedside and taught me heaven, Say that-" He was dead ! The passengers gathered closei about him. Some' eager to do him kindness afcter he was gone. "But too late ! "All aboard!" cried out the con ductor, as the trainmen hurriedly placed the mangled form in the baggage car and closed the door. The whistle blew. The huge iron monster wa-* again started on its endless journey. Perhaps to find some new victim. After all, the world might have made it easier for the poor boy. But he was only a tramp. J. H. TILLMAN. Nuggets. Chambers' Jounal. The largest nugget ever found in California was discovered in November,*-1854, at Carson Hill, Calaveras county. It weighed. 18C pounds! Another weighing 149 pounds was soon afterward found at the same place. In Augusta, 1869, W. A. Farish, A. Wood, J. Winstead, F, Clevere and Harry Warner ?were partners in the Monumental claim near the Sierra Buttes, in Sierra county During the last week in that month they discovered a huge nugget, which weighed 1,593 ounces troy. It was sold to R. B. B. Woodward, of San Francisco, who paid $21,637 for it for exhibition purposes. It was afterward melted and realized $17,655. Sierra is justly famed for the nuggets it has produced. It was in this county, at a spot known as French Ravine, that a nugget valued at $23,000 was found in 1850. The biggest nugget of gold ever found in Shasta county was dis coyered in 1870. Oue day three Frenchmen, two of whom were named Oliver Longchamp and Fred Rochon, drove into the old town of Shasta in search of a spot to min?. They happened to have some business with A. Colemen, a dealer in hardware. The three asked him where was a good place to mine. He carelessly pointed in a. northerly direction and said: "Go over to Spring. Creek." They took his advice and located a claim on the creek about eight miles north of Redding, and in a few days one of the party picked up a nugget worth $19,000. New Kind of Cotton. Tho Anderson People's Advocatt says: We have received a sample of a new variety of cotton and the seed from the same that is some thing remarkable. This cotton was raised by a negro in Corner Township and was ginned by B. A. McConnoll. 7,400 pounds of cotton wen picked from the fieid which made seven bales, weighing 475 pounds each, or au average of 1,057 pounds seed cotton to each 475 pounds of lint. The seeds are the smallest we ever saw, and any one can inspect the sample of lint and seed by calling at this office. Boats for thc Sufferers. The Columbia Register of the 3d inst., says: When Governor Tillman visited the storm sufferers on tho coast in September he found that many people who- depended upon fishing and such like for a living had lost their boats. He therefore ordered fifty boats made, which has been done and he has been informed by Lieutenant Beardsley of the marine service on the coast that fifty families are now using the boats which are a great help to them. The boats were paid for out of the funds contributed for the relief of the sufferers. FOR THE THOUGHTFUL, SELECTED. Tho strongest thing on earth is a holy life. Good actions are like sheep, apt to follow one another. When you look for an angel don't look at yourself. When we lift on somebody's else burden, God takes our own. Mahomet admitted bees to para dise, but barred out the hornet. God is not surprised at anything that men do, but the devil often is. No man will ever be celebrated for his piety whose religion is all in his head* There is no place in the Bible where God has promised to make a loafer happy. Some men who start out to set the world on fire, give up at the first thunderclap. It is in his book on the Lord's Prayer, that Archbishop Farrow gives to the world this remarkably clear exposition of the meaning of religion. The more the years pass on the deeper becomes my convic tion that religion does not mean and has nothing to do with many things it is taken to mean. It does not mean elaborate theology. It does not mean membership of this or that organization ; it does not depend on orthodoxy in matters of opinion respecting which Chris tians differ. It means a good heart and a good life. Eight conduct, a holy character, these are the tests of the only sort of religion which is of the smallest value. All else will vanish, this will remain. Love, joy, peace, long suffering, gentleness, goodness, faith, meek ness, temperance, these are the only fruits of the Tree of Life which are genuine. First and Second. St. Louis Globe Demo^rat^ Colorado is first in silver. Missouri is first in mules. Louisiana is first in sugar. Connecticut leads in clocks. Kentucky is first in tobacco. South Carolina leads iii rice. Mississippi is second in cotton. Alaska ranks first in sealskins. Tennessee is second in peanuts. Maryland is second in fisheries. New Jersey is first in silk manu factures. 4 Georgia is second in rice and sweet potatoes. The two Dakotas lead all the states in wheat. North Carolina is first in tar, second in copper. Iowa is first in hogs, second in com, hay, and oats. Virginia is first in peanuts and second in tobacco. Rhode Island is second.in cotton and linen goods. Massachusetts is first in fisher ies, second in commerce. Michigan is first in copper, salt, and lumber, second in iron. Ohio is first in sheep and wool, second in petroleum and steel. California stands first in gold and grapes, second in sheep and wool. Georgia exports e very year over $1,000,000 worth of watermelons. Texas is first in cattle and cot ton, second in sugar, sheep, and mules. \ Illinois is first in corn, oats, pork, distilled liquors, and railways, second in coal, wheat, aud hogs. New York is first in manufac tures, printing, hops, hay, potatoes, buckwheat, and cows, second in salt, liquor, and railways. Tobacco Knocks Out Cholera. Loudon Telegraph. From investigations at Green wich it appears that the cholera bacillus does not like smoke. It shares the feelings of the tribe of cannibals who petitioned an Evangelical society to send them missionaries who were members of the Anti-Tobacco Society. The authorities at the wook-house whore cholera recently broke out have discovered that male inmates who had been great smokers, or who had been in the habit of chewing tobacco passed unscathed through the epidemic. Nearly every man was or had been a smoker, and the statistics show that only eighty-three males were attacked as compared with 150 females. It vas found that when a man was seized with the disease it took ? very mild form. Several old Irishwomen in the work-house who smoked before their admission and now, when they could manage it, had all escaped. No one of them had been attacked. HOW I LOOK AT IT. Ef yo' reck'ns fur to go it jes' pre cisely as you please, An' de Master from His girdle will on hitch the gol'n keys, Wen yo' step across de threshold uv de mighty bimeby . An' tell yo' yo' is welcome to de man sion in de sky, Dere's mistake somewhar. Ef yo' scatter yo' wile oatses in the Maytime uv de year Wid a notion dat October'll fill yo' barn, my honey dear, Dat de oatses in de furer's go'n to ' change to yaller corn, Better hark to Master Gab ri 1, who's a-sho?tin' from his horn, "Dere's mistake somewhar." Dere's a warnin' rolls from Siny, rolls a-thun'rin' right an' lef An' yo' better listen careful, for it's tended for yo'se'f; Ef yo' snose dat the angil w'ot is mak in' up yo' count Go'n to mixify de Aggers so yo' won't pay full amount, "Dere's mistake somewhar." Ef yo' feeble tremol?n' fingers grip de . fingers of yo' Frien', Ef yo' trab'l in de fores' to de dearin' at de en' Ever lovin' like a lover dat is loyal an' is true, Ever trustin' in His power for to see yo' safely froo; No mistake dat time. -The Independent. POPULISM BEAD. At Least in the South, Sa~s Col. OTerrall. WASHINGTON, NOV. 15.-Colonel Charles T. O'Ferrall. who has just been elected governor of Virginia, nas been in the city for a few days closing up his congressional busi ness with the departments. He says that he will continue as a menfber of Congress from the Seventh dis trict until the eve of his inaugura tion as governor. It is expected that Jason Brown, of Indiana, the senior Democrat in the House Com mittee of Privileges and Elections, will succeed Col. O'Ferrall as chairman of that committee. Col. O'Ferrall says that he thinks the.. Populist movement is . ended, at least in Virginia and the Southland i^^ovihiaks.'.r.h^t.rt .hi,? rr?i.Ji& best days in the West. The con tests of the future, he thinks, wi ll be between the old parties. . One or Two. Barnwell Sentinel. There seems to be one settled fact in fhe politics of this country -either the Democratic party or the Republican party is going to be successful in all elections and rule. The Populists, or Third party folks, are not as far into it as the leaders imagined they were. Every test they make of theil* strength conies so short of all ex pectations that the u party grows more and more insignificant. The State of South Carolina may con tain a few Populists, and out of this few there are not many who understand the nature of the principles they have caught on to and are advocating. Because a man is a Reformer, or a Tillman man, it is unjust to class him as a Populist. This is a grave error. We know Reformers, or Tillman men, right here in Barnwell County who will stick to the flac of Demo cracy as long as there is a shred of it left. In other words, they want their reformation to como through the hands of tho Demo cratic party. We believe that if. any attempts are made to carry South Carolina into the Third party, there will be as many Till man Democrats as were seen in 1876. These people hav? -a littla more knowledge of Populist leaders fhan many suppose, and we can not believe that they will consent to ci st their political future with such a clan. We have had warning after warning-warning with a life experience in it-and, like Virginians, we cauuot afford to disregard it at any' time. When the solid Democracy of the South is broken the old enemy, the Re publican party, will come in, adorned with experience aud various implements for erecting bomb proofs, and then tho people of South will be forever shut out and oppressed. The star of Demo cracy in South Carolina has shown too bright tobe so suddenly dimmed by an insignificant meteor which burst and como to nothing! A Blood Month. The old dwellers in England called November the wind month; they also called it the blood month, because it was a time of killing many cattle for the household and the altar. We find a long line of Englishmen who speak bitterly of the next thirty days ; there is War burton, with his "dreadful month of November," and Thomas Hood, with his poem beginning : "No sun-no moon ! No morn-no noon No dawn-no dusk-no proper time of