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BY DFKISOE, KEESE & CO.
EDGrEHELD, S. C., ?EBRUABY 14, 1866. hunnn?*''1
J. FRASER SffECUT,
ARTHUR B. BELL,
. ? . , T. i?. HAMETT,
formerly of Charleston, S." C.
GIFT EMPORIUM.
Great Sale of
WATCHES, JEWELRY,
S IX VER AJ?D P?ATE? WAKE,
OIL PAINTINGS,
?c., dc., ?c.
ALL TO BE SOLD FOR
ONE DOLLAR EACH !
Without regard to Yalco, and not to bo paid for
until.youknow what you aro to rcceivo.
This very popular plan of cGstributioc, ia which
tit re aro
NO BLANKS,
Gives Universal Satisfaction.
SDECUT, BELJL & CO.,
I SU Broad Street, Augusta, Georgia.
Ejj^ We have no concoction whatever .with any
Other hoc3?, neither ia thu City or elsewhere ;
baro so branch houses, bat give our undivided
attention to please ?XL our patron*. We have,
bo wow. Agents ia varions paru of th is and ad
joining States.
S. IL HANGET, Agent fer Edgefield.
Call at BT store and iee Circalars.
S. H. M.
Jae 30_tf_
? STEVENS,
Greyer and Commission
MERCHANT,
?&9 Broad Street,
AUGUSTA, <JA.,
HaS NOW IX STORE A LARGE STOCK OF
SUGAR, COFFEE, CHEESE,
FLOUR, RICE, L'VTTER,.
SOAP, CANDIES,
TOBACCO, RAISINS, SARD?ES,
YARNS, &c.,
WINES & LIQUORS
In Barr?is and Boxes.
Fifiy UUtli. Choice Bat OK.
Together with a full assortment cf every artiele
to be had io Wholesale and Retail Grocery eatab
lbhxaests.
Augusta, Nov 20 6ai 47
SHERMAN, JESSUP & GO,*!
MANUFACTURERS, IMPORTERS, ;
AND DEALERS 15
SADDLES, BROLE3, HARNESS,
WHIPS, TRUNKS,
SHOE FINDINGS, LEATHER,
SADDLERY A5D COACH HARDWARE AND
COACH MATERIALS,
LEATHER AND KLEBER MACHINE BEL?ISG
STEAM PACKING,
AXD AX ASSORTAIENT OF FINDINGS
For Cotton and Wool Manfactfcrcrs,
No. 225, Broad Street,
AUGUSTA, GA.
Dec. II, 3m 50
MTHY?MS" ? co..
(OE CHABLESTOSI.S. C.,)
NORTH-EAST CORNER _
Broad and McIntosh Streets,
-Ajugusta, Ga.
Sj
CONSTANTLY GN HAND AN AfcSORTMENT
OF
DRY AND FANCY GOODS !
-ALSO
GROCERIES,
PERFUMERIES, SOAPS, HARDWARE
Acc., &c, ?tc.
Augusto, Sept-5 _ ' - . Cm 3C
Oheatham & Bon,
BCNTOXSTILLE, S. ?.,
HAVE just received another STOCK OF
-GOODS, which,, together with our forinor
tfiock. giv.-s us almost EVERYTHING usually
kept in a well furbished Country Store.
Our Stook har- been bought- entirely for Cash
by Onr Senior Partuor, who bas had tbirty yea?
experience in tbe meroiutile busine^, and wc
latond.to Mil ENTIRELY F Oil CASH, and at
. : Atleta Retail Prices.
We-have on hand TWENTY DOZEN best
Steel Blade WEEDING HOES, which were
bought duriog th J war, and which we oller to
farmers oh? up for cit h.
?2f*A liberal share of public patronago Etflicl
ted.
j3r*Plo?.30 call-and examine our ?tock.-- .
CHEATUAAI * SON.
Jaa-d tf * 5
A. Simon, Agent,
*TTTAS NOW IN STORE, acd is co ns tautly re
Jtl ceivio;;, at hi? new stand on the Martin
Ti>wn R'>:i,:, m?ar Garrison Holloway'?, Esq.',
FRESH SI PPLlES OF. CHOICE
CnOCERIES,
READY-MADE CLOTHING,
BOOTS AND SHOF^,
Aaa tay li iud of, Elegant anti fiwljiQitftbit'
DRY GOODS.
ALSO, A .LARGE- ASSORTMENT OF THE
?BEST X^XJO-S
AU of whleh frill bo sold at GREATLY*^B-.
inKiuU I'll IC 15 Sf aad to.vrl.icl? h? rospeetfuiry |
ibvitss rbe attention of the public.
Jan 30 _ rf.. , 5
ISedicalr Notice.
THOSE who expect oar services for the present
year wrM plea?? observe ito following ra'os:
Fifty cont? a mile, nud a dollar fur tho visit.
Modicina when furtiulied will bo-charged at
moderato rakii?. 1 ?
Wo will not bo expected to practice nt night
unless, in ex tr: ui? cazas, euri then double the abovo.|
rates will be charged. ( '
Simple Oi-s?elrical c??es,*Tcn'Dollars, without
mileage. Difionjt ca.-e?, charged higher.
Consultation fcc, Tci. Dollars and mileage.
All lo be paid m Gold er its equivalent. Pro
vision, Corn anti Bacon taken at market price.
Freedmen,who* reqoiru our services Will have
sote o w-hilo porson to stand for thom.
? iioao in dei ted far laity-cur, ?Sail several years i
j.rcviDU>, will ?ome forwUrd and settle at au carly i
day. . ' ?? TROS. H. PATTISON, ;
H. C. Q?&&STI. \ [
Feb 5 31? - tV
First Grief.
The' following poem was written by jameB Hei
d?rwick, a Scottish poet but little known in th
country. Who, that ever lost a brother or a si
ter, could read these lines without a falter to tl
voice of tear in the eye ? ' .
They toll mc first and carly levo
Outlives all other dreams ;
But the memory of the first great grief
To me more lasting seems.
The grief that marks our dawning youth
To. memory ever clings,
And o'er the path of future years
A lengthened aaadow flings.
Oh : oft my mind recalls tho hour
When to my father's homo
Death came an uninvited guest
From, bis dwelling in the tomb.
Thad.not seen his face-before
I shuddered at the sight ;
And I shudder yet to think upon
The anguish of that nigh t ! j
A youthful brow and ruddy cheek
Became all cold and wan,
An eye grew* dim in which tho light
Of radiant fancy shono ;
Cold was the cheek andeold tho brow,
Thc eye was fixed and dim ;
And there I moaac i a brother doad,
Who would have died for him 1
I know not if'twas summer then,
I know not ii 'twas spring ;
But if the birds sang iu the trees
I did not hear them sing;
If flowers came forth to dock tho oarth
Their bloom I did not soe ;
I looked upon ono withered dower,
And none oise bloomed for mo !
A sad and silent timo it was
Within the house of-woe ;
All eyos wore dim and overoaat,
And every voice was low.
And from each cheek at internals
Tiie blood appeared to start,
As if recalled in sudden baste
To aid tho sinking heart 1
Softly wo trod, as if afraid,
To mar the sleeper's sleep,
And stole last looks of his sud lace
For memory to keep.
Wiih him the agony was o'er
And now tho pain was <-,urs,
As thoughts of bis sweet childhood roso,
Liko odor from dead flowers.
And when at Itxst he was homo afar
From thc world's weary strife,
How oft in thought did.we again
Li vu o'er his little lifo.
Hii every look, his every word,
His very voice's tone,
Cuire back to us Hke'thingi whoso worth
Is only prized when geno!
The grief has past with years away,
And joy has boon n:y lot ;
But one is long remcmlorcd,
And tho other soon forgot.
The sayest hours trip lightly by,
And leave thc t.niiitsst trace,
But thc deep traci: that sorrow wears
No tim? can e'er efface.
KOW Silt. KEITH MANAGED.
': Mau? work is from sun to aun, but wo
mao's work is never done," quoted Mrs.
Keith.
She ha<l just finished ber work for the
evening, every thing was filled, ond she was
taking up her sewing-, when Mr. Keith up*e?
a vinegar bottle and a bowl of gravy in the
kitchen cupboaid, rumaging after a knife
which was in his pcc??et ali the time.
Mrs. Keith relit, qui s h ed her idea of a little
season of quiet, and went out to set matters
ia order again. Mr. Keith followed to oversee
her-a habit some men have.
M I wish you would try to bc a little more
careful, Henry. You do not realise kow
many things 1 have to sot- ttv'
" Jiirmph !" said Mr. Keith sitting, down
in a basket of freshly ironed clothes ; " I nev
er would complain of such" a trifle as that?
If I ciin'c know I should think all the womtn
were inslavery."
* And you'would be correct, Henry? You
haven't the faintest idea-"
M Nonseusc, Msry ! Why, I could do your
work, and three limos as mach more, and get
all through ht ten o'clock !"' ?
" Could you, indeed V
"To besare, if yon would only give me
the chanco of it,.'5 1
? You sbnll have it," said Mrs. Keith, quiet
ly.. I lnvo long wanted to visit my Annt
Susan. I will do sonow, and you may keep
house. I shall have to cook up something-"
'.As if I couldn't cook I You will do noth
ing'ef the kind, Mary.'11 shall live likes
prince, mid you will seo ht?w nice I will keep
every thing. You will hardly know the house
when yon return "
" I dare say," remarked Mra. Keith, " but
when can I go?"
" To-morrow, if you like" -
" And you are sure you can manage ?"
"Sure!"' what a look ho gave her: "yon
shall see."
Mrs. K".ith laughed a little to herself-when
h?r husband "left herat thc depot, and turued
his step, homoward to clear the breakfast
thinga and prepare dinuer. She only wished
she could be there iovisible, and sec him
manage,
H Lot me om? soliloquized Keith, entering
the kitchni ; u I'll wash the dishes f?rut and
I'll put on one of Mary's dresses to keep me
lean.3'
: He fastened it around his waist - wi'h a
pin, rolled up liis-aleever?r und looked about
him. The hie was out, but after mack trou
ble he succeeded in rekindling ^t, and then
began to wash l'je'dishes.
Ile took them to tie sink, plugged up the
spout, ??d put them to l??^k iu a pail of cold
water.
" Tb ere,/th* Y Ve washed," said kc. to bun
t-elf ; " now for Homo thing to wipe lhen'i on..
I'll take th? table cloth. Such a fuss aa wu
men du m.?ke About ivork. Why, I could"
wash all tho dishes in tho neictiborhood io
hali a-day. This stew-pan smells of grease.
I wonder whit's the matter with it?' There,
I've .got some smut on my'bond! there il
^pes oii thnt China saucer, deuce tako it.1 1
wjali there wes no smut .'-Sillo, there's one
plate gone to smash \ Ob, -lhere goes thc
cream pitcher! And rye stepped into that
potato dish, that I set on tho flour to dry, and
-that's;gone to tho shades-1 Never mind, acci
dents will happen. I gucsstl'll trim the lamp
?ext j ip?tker ai ways trimmed the lamp in
'the marting. Contound 'em, how black the
chimneys arc."
L - Thusr conversing with himself, Mr. Keith
pot tbe'Chimn?7iiinto \be ba??h-aud co. itatr-d
"n'moment. "He had hoard it said that-boil
ing water was tleansing/ So he scalded the
chimneys, and the result was about a hundred
different pieces'tb each chimney.
" Good gracious!" ko cried, "who'd hilve
thought*!*! j Jh^^^mobodyjat the dcor.
I'll jost "Step out aa I ora.* lt Can't bo s.ny
Body tha? I -rare-fin?; eo-c???y ?as tiri*," A
A' sm?n boy printed- brun; elf, eyeing
iveith'^ih-fll-BbpjpT&etf mirth." "> '-' " ?? :
," * Be you iniatre?s of the Kbiiw^ "
" l'es-thalia, lara tie rn aster P??d Mr.
Keith, ?prltji dignity, " whfct-can I do for you ?
. Nothing, I guew. Marm sent me OV?
to see if -you-that i?>--it, the mistress of th
house would- take caro of the baby whilo sh
goes shoppjngi" ?
\??o r thnnderud Keith. ct,?'ve other fis
to fry."
The boy put his thumb to his nose, an
Mr. Keith after slamming the deor-as me
always do whe? they are out of temper-re
turned to thc kitehen. The fire was oat, an'
the room decidedly smoky. . -
"I'll go dows cellar and bring np som
coal," said he, and started bristly down th
stairs. On the seconrT'atep he put his foo
through a rip iu his drees skirt-stumbled ant
fell to the bottom'of tho cellar-smashing i
basket of eggs, ?nd knocking over a shel
loaded with paua of milk.
. Deuce take it!" esclainred he, scrambling
to his feotr and rabbinglnV head, M how d<
the women manage with these infernal loni
dresses ? I shall break my neck with this 6Ct !'
The fire made again,'Mr. Keith betbon;;h
him of, dinaer. He looked at his time-piece
it was one o'clock. .Almost ti rae for caliere
"WbatshoubJ he havo ' for diiaer 1 Ho.ha<
heard-his ?nfc aay -thil a rice padding ant
boiled jtet&toes, and broiled ?Utk,
He filled the basin wUh rice, atirred iu :
little snpor, dropped in an egg, and set th<
vessel into the oven. The potatoes he washet
in soapsuds, that they certainty might bi
clean, and put them into the teakettle, bo
cause they would boil quicker.'
The steam was friziijjng in the fryingpan
and he was proceeding to *>t tho tablo, whex
the bell rang.
He caught np the pan from, the fire-tc
keep it from burning-and made haste to tht
froit door. Then he remembered it woulc
'not br? just the thing to go to the door with J
frying-pan in bis hand, so^he deposited it or.
the parlor 8ofa,'and answered th? ring.
Mrs. Dr. Mudge was on the steps, dress?e
in her best.
" Yes-I, ' dare say," stammered Keith,
my wifo is absent, and I am playing Bridg
ec "Walk iu.",
Mrs. Mudge sailed is to the parlor, whicl
was darkened to exclude tie sun, and without
stopping fro Ivfok at her seat, sunk into thc
frying-pnn on the Mfa.
"Jupiter!" cried Mr. 'Kaiib, "you hay?
done it,, now !"
Mrs. Mudge sprang np; ihe grease drip
ping from the rich silk on the carpet. Hei
face grew dark. She was tempted tb-say
something cutting, but managed to control
herself; bowed haughtily, and swept out ol
tha house.
Keith returned to the kitchen ? little crest
fallcu, fur Mrs. Mudge was a lady before'
whom ho desired to appear particularly well,
There was a trpmcadous- cracking in .the
oven! He thought of his>pudding, and looked
in. Thc burnt rice bad hopped nil over the
oven ;-the bttain had-melted apart, and the
puddiDg was not done. He Shut the door
upon the rums in disgust, and looked after
thc potatoes ouly to find them boiled to a
perfect jelly.
Arid just as be made tuo diacovcry there
was a sharp peal nt the door bell.
''Crenion! there's that' abominable bell
again. I wish fulks woubj stay at hjmel I'll
lock all tho doors, and cat all the bell wircj,
after to-day.".
At thc door he found Mr. apd Mrs. Fidget
and their children.
" My clear Mr. Keith ! how do you do ?"
cried Mrs. Fidget. ""?Vc were in town, and
thought we'd just' step into dinner. "\Yhere
is Mrs. Keith?" 1
''She's gone away," said Keith, ruefully,
wondering what be should feed on j "walk
ia do. J am'thc housekeeper to-day."
" Yes,- KO' f TOOuTd^T&dge. But of courre
you make a splendid one. I remember you
used to be frequently telling Mrs. Keith and
myself bow v.ery easy housekeeping must be.
It must le mero play to y?u. Don't put
yourself Mit, I beg."
"Put myself, iudced," cried Keith, retreat
ing to the kitchen. "Good gracious! whak
shall I do? i'd give a hundred dollars if
Mary was only ben- ! Where shall I begin ?"
. r^e drew ant thc table and set it without
any clolh ; then took oil' the plates and put
on a cloth, the very one he had wiped thc
dishes on.. Thc task completed, he put on
Gome more potatoes and some more steak ;
burned,the steak to a cinder; took off his
potatoes .when he did bis moat, and put all
upon the table. -.There was ; loaf of baker's
bread in thc.cupboard ; he paraded that, and
called his guys;.- to dinner. '
A. quizzical smile spread over Mrs. Fid
get's face at the sigh t-of tko ropast. Keith
was in a old perspiration.
"Ma, ruy-plato's all greasy, and so's my
knife. I-can't eat on dirty diohes," cried lit
tle Johnny Fidget. .
" And my fork is wet all over with water
that'*, dropping ttl' the table-cloth ; and my
tater ain't half biled," cried littlo Jane Fidget.
A slight Boi.-*o in the kitchen drew the at
tentiotptaf Mr. Keitfu'
' "Jupiter!" oricd he, " if Mrs? O'FJaherty's
doz aia't making efl' with my stsak !"
- ide juapetd frtuv the table and. started in
?ot pursuit. ' Tho dog made ?ke best of it ;
Keith's unaccBtyomc'd attire waa a sad draw
back, a*d h?matie but little headway.
" Kill him," he yelled to thc crowd that
joined in the pursait; "I'll giye fifteen dol
lars for his bide."
'.Mrs. ^'Flaherty herself appeared on the
scene with a skillet of hot water.
"Tech him if yer dare.!" abo cried. "I'll
break tho. bones of evci-y mother's son. of
yeo*. Stand from foruinst, or ye'll ruo the
dav."
Keith took a step forward, stepped on his
skirt, and pitched J.ic.id-first into a wine.cel
lar, wiukre half a dozen men wera playing
?ar$*.
? The devil in petticoats P exclaimed one
?'kinc8tcr, and tkc place emptied quicker tban
a w'uskr
The police picked up iVr. Keith, consider
ably bruised, and carried him hume. His
company bad taken their departure, and
somebody,-not having-the fear ol thc law upon
them, bsd,entered ayd'stolcn a hundred dol
lars! worth of property. ,. .
Mt. Keith sent thc following note to his
wifi: br the evening mail :
D::.va Mir.Y :-OoRin borne; I givo up
beat.. A woman does hare a gropt dual to do.
r confess myself mc?mpete?t to manage.
Cante home, and jon jshall" hare a aew silk
dress, and a daughter of .Erin to divido your
labors. Yocxaj disconsolately,
H. KEITH.
-;-?? ? ?-?
: Tuc EDUEFIKLD ADVERTISER.- Tbisalways
.dignified, sprightly and -high-toned journal,
now, Os heretofore, owned and conducted by
gentlemen whose rare qunlit?os of mind and
heart so admirably lit them to the task of
sending forth to the public an acceptable and
first-chitjs sheet, comes to us, since tho 1st
instant, greatly enlarged and' improved. We
.sincerely congratulate our esteemed friends
pf tho Admirer on the largo sucerss-which
seems.to bo attending their efforts in.the
newspaper line, and assure them that its vis
ita iu tho future to our editorial table will; if
anything, provo even mere acceptable and
welcome'than ever. The Advertiser circu
lates v?;ry extensively, and consequently is
an excellent advertising medium .to any who
may iee! disposed to avail themsel ves of .tho
value that can .be afforded them hy tbevtwe
ot its columns.. As an interior, family fireside
paper it hardly has anyauf erior ; d?a rofltfc
ment and -correct feeling and sentiment in
that homestead in which the Advertiser^
not found are, at Once supposed to be pos
sessed cf ito charma th dre,-V?arksiOli ^OH
News and Miscellaneous Items..
? *<&?.*?. "?*
? US* A111110 D07? r?a^i11? fr?m Sandaj
school, said to his mother ;. U Ma, ain't ther
a fcj'rVy-cbism for little hoys ? This ca?-echisi
ia too hard fq^me." S
SOS* A good de al of the consolation ofFere
in this world is about as solacing as the as
snrance. of the man to Jtis wife when she fel
into the river: " You'll .find ground at th
bottom, my dear."
jf?gy The Washington) correspondent of th'
New-.York Qommerciali.Advertiser describe
a new .excitement : ''^Petroleum is playel
out as a fancy speculation here, aud cottoi
planting is all the rage! Hig"h Governmen
officiais are acting as presidents and vice
presidents and treasurers of organized com
panies, while there are some scores of unin
corp orated association?, which have sent som?
one down into Dixie With a few thousant
dollars, more or less, to cultivate tho?eculen
?fibre." . i?t?mrz - - . . ?
jB3T The new commissioners of the towi
of Charlotte, N. C., have fixed the tax on re
tailors Of liquors at $500,-and on those wh<
sell in any manner $250..
X5T A Paris arcbrtect is said to have in
vented a brick wkftfh hardens with time
completely resists humidity, and is said tc
realize an economy of forty per cent, ii
building.
Japan must be a good place to gt
to. It is said you can buy a first-class housi
there for thirty dollars, and live comfortably,
in it for two cents a day. Servants chargi
fifty, cents a month, and a horse and groot:
may be had for the same time for one dolla)
and fifty cents.
?35* A fact highly, Jionorable to topas ii
disclosed by a late renort of the New Yorl
Inspector of State Prisons ; while all othei
occupations are represented in their larg?
number of convicts, there is not a singh
priuter.
jj^* Women aro indispensable to the do
i mesttc sphere of life, particularly in sickness
What would have become of Adam, if he hac
been taken sick before Eve came? Whc
would have made his gruel and beef tea, oi
bound his bead up in a wet towel ?
' BS?F Tho editor of a country paper says
that he felt called upon to publish fathei
Lewis' sermon on the * Locality of Hell," ai
it was a question in which nearly all its rea
1 ders were deeply interested.
Moro than $50ff,000,000 o? gold hav<
boen reccivedfrom California xluriug the las:
I twelve years.
J53ET The Emperor Napoleon is said to b<
very much pleased "with some Iowa win?
which was lately sent him from this country
Ex-Generals Marmaduke, Preston am
Walker, of Texas, are in London, as is alsc
Mr. Judah P. Benjamin.
J53T A london firm began business or
six hundred and fifty dollars three years ago
and has just foiled lor over a million.
SSST There was a wedding recently at thc
Berlin Court, and thc English aud Frencl
Ambassadors, with theta ladies, left the ban
que' t hall, because they were assigned places
by the Lord Chamberlain at a lower table.
An exchange sajs : u I would bc
perfectly willing to share thc fortunes of wai
with the noble army of contractors." .
SST Douglas Jerrold calls women's arms
" the serpents that wind about a man's neck,
killing his best resolutions."
jj-^ There aro .".49 houses to be taken
down in the old fart of Paris before the 15tb
of April, which will cause 10,00i) families]
comprising 40,000 aouls, to be displaced, and
compel them to seek other lodgings.
IS"* Dow to become a real estate agent
Marry a rich wife.
ipgfLip service is discreditable to a Chris
tian, bnt it is a delightful thing between two
lo vert.
?Sy* Ladies and Indians paint their faces.
Extremes meet-civilization and barbarism.
53?" A very talkative little girl u6cd o(
tou to annoy her mother by mnking remarks
about the visitors that carno to the hons..'.
On ono occasion a gentleman-was expected
whose nose had been flattened nearly to his
face. The mother cautioned her child par
ticularly to say nothing about this feature.
Imagine her consternation when the little
one exclaimed, " Ma, you told mo cot to say
anythiug about Mr. Smith's nose ; why he
hasn't got any."
fj3T It was bot Snook's wife who <: loved
to niako bread " because it cleaned her bands
so beautifully, nor who wanted a dark-colored
tea-set that " wouldn't show thc dirt." It
was a base slander upon Mri. Snooks, and
wc aro happy to record the fact.
J?2?" A two-Jbcaded girl waa exhibited at
Lexington, Ky., during a State Fair, held at
that place a few weeks ago. If she has two
mouths aud two tongues, and can talk with
both, the mau who marries her will see
? sights."'
- J52S^ Tho Syrian salute is the most signifi
cant that there is ; the hand is raised .with a
quick but graceful motion to the heart, to
tho lips, and to the head, to intimate that
the person saluting is willing to serve you, to
think for you, to speak * for you, and to act
for you. .
A Connecticut schoolmaster asked a
lad from Newport, " how many Gods aro
lhere?" Tho boy, 'after scratching his head
somo time, replied: "I don't know how
many you have in Connecticut, birt wc have
nouo in Rhode Islaud."
A mathematician, being asked bj' a
stout follow " if twopigs weigh twenty pounds,
how much will a stout bog weigh 7'' replied,
" jump into the scales and I will tell you im
mediately."
SQy A CONNUBIAL CONFAB.-" Ariah, Pat,
and why did I marry ye, jist toll me that
for it's mesolf that's had to maintain ye iver
since the blissed day that fathpr O'Fiannigan
'oint mo home ti* yer bouse.''. ,'
"'S witto jowel," replied Pat, not relishing
the charge, u an' k's' raeself that hopes I may
live to sec tho day you're a widow/waping
over thc cowld sod that kiwers-thin by St.
Patriok, 1'Jlsee how you git along widout me,
honey."
J8?y- A young lady recently remarkod that
she could not understand " what her broth ar
Geo. Henry Baw in tho girls that ho liked
them so well ; and that for her part, she
would not give tho company of dne young
maa fortbat of twenty girls." And there's
a good many girls justiike her.
-;-? ? ,?-.
. .BILL ART.-Tho Crockett (Texas) Quid
Nunc says'of BiJl Arp:-., ,
" Bill is an old friend of oura, we having
known bim years agowhen be was connected
with ibo 'Rome (Go.) Oivbber. B. A. is
Judge Chas. H. Smith, of Rome, Ga., foi
merly Jaw partner of Hon. J. W. H. Under
wood, before the war a-member of Congress
from the Rome District. He was a Judge
of the inferior Court of Floyd county several
years ago. ' Tho best parV of lbs. thing is,
therel is a real genuine Bill A rp, a ferryman
on tho Etowah, near Rome,, from whom
Judge Smith.got his .start as B. A. The real
Bill ia about ns good viva voce tm the fictitious
S31 is tm paper."
?
Wo arc pleased to see that some efforts ar
in progress for aftordipg our young mea th
means of obtaining a superior education. W<
have already spoken at largo of the College
of Charles'"", the force of its faculty, um
the favorable auspices under which it pro
poses to begina new career. Weare nov
glad to report the reopening of the Sontl
Carolina College, under its new and mon
imposing title of. University. How far th(
University plan will or can be carried out
wc do not at present see ; and we assume tba
tho faculty will require to use extraordin?r]
energies and efforts, to overcome the extra
ordinary embarrassments which evidently ob
struct their progress. The Hon. R. W. Barn
.well is Chairman of the Faculty. His chan
will bo that of Histor}'. Political Ph'ilosophj
and Economy. Mr. Barnwell is too well
known as an able and accomplished gentle
man, to render it necessary for us to say thai
we may reasonably expecs>h?3 name to be
come a tower of strength in the restoratioi
of the collego to the high place which it oe
cupiSd of old in the public intimation. ?Tb?
chair of Modern Languages and Literature
is not yet filled. The other chairs are filled
as follows : ...
Prof. W. J. Riveg-s: School of Ancient
Languages and Literature.
Prof, M. LaBord? : School of Rhetoric
Criticism, Elocution, and English Linguae?
and Literature.
Prof.tr. L. Reynolds : School of Menta1
and Moral Philosophy, Sacred Litcralue-and
Evidences of Christianity.
Gen. E. Porter Alexander : Schoul oi'Math
ematics, Civil and Military Engineering anc
Construction.
Prof. John Le Conte: School of Natura!
and.Mechanical Philosophy and Astromomy
Prof. Joseph Le Oontc : School of Chem
istry, Pharmacy, Mineralogy and Geulopy.
It weuld give us great satisfaction, if,' ii
this connection, we could report the resump
tion of the studies in our military acad?mie:
those institutions which have done so much
for the proper discipline and education of oui
young. With thc citadel building, at once
intact and capable^ of thc accommodation o;
the largest number posiible to the school, il
is greatly to be regretted that, during th*
feebleness of the State, in money matters
seme ablo self constituted faculty had not
boldly dashed into the experiment of carry
ing on the institution on their own account
The State would readily bavo accorded the
use of the building for such a purpose, to anj
set of gentlemen having the proper guaran
ties of ability and social position. Snch . s
faculty would have achieved the highesi
success-would have drawn largely upoc
tho'patronage of other States, from tho Po
tomac to the Rio Grande, bad they procured
General Joseph E. Johnson far their Presi
dent. Tba: would have been a card of pop
ularity ; aud wise, indeed, has been that Ex
press company, who so promptly took it up
and played it.-South Carolinian.
A Chapter on Kissing.
An exchange, who seems to know what he
is saying, gives tho following lecturo on thc
science of kissing :
People will kiss, yetnot oncin ono hundicd
knows how to extract bliss from lovely lips
no more than they know how to make dia
monds ont of charcoal. And yot it is easy,
at least for us ! This little item is not alone
for new beginners, bnt for the many who go
to it like hunting coons or shelling corn.
First know whom yon arc to kiss. Don't
make a mistake, although a mistake may be
good. Don't jump up liko a trout for a liv,
and smack a woman on the nock, on the ear,
or on tb* corner of the forehead', on the end
of the nose, or kneck off her waterfall, or
jerk her bonnet ribuon, inhaste to g*t throogh.
The gentleman should bo a little tho tallest.
He 6uould have a clcau face, a kind eye, a
mouth full of expression iastcad of tobacco.
No noise,, no fuss, no flut'erini" and squir
ming like houk-impaled worms. Ki-.sing dou't
hurl ; it don't require a brass band to nr,kc
it legal. Don't job down on a beautiful
tnoath as if you were epearing for frogs !
Don't grab and yank thc lady as if she was
a struggling colt ! Don't muss her hair,
scratch down her collar, bite her cheek, squiz
rle her rich ribbons, and leave her mussed,
rumpled and mixed ! Dou:l ila vor your kisses
with onions, tobacco, gin*cocktails, lager beer,
brandy, etc. ; for a maudling kiss is worse
than toe itch to a delicate, lovicg, sensible
woman.
M Dont kiss* everybody, including nasty lit
tle dogs male or female. Don't sit down to
it; stand up. Need not be . anxious alon:
getting in a crowd. Two persona1 are plenty
to corner and catch a kiss i more pe>.v?r.
spoil the sport. Stand lirai ; it won't hurl
alter you aroused to it. Talco tho. left hand
of the" lady in your right.; let your hat go tn
-any place out of the way; throw the le fi.
hand g^utly ovor the shoulder ol' the lady,
and let the hand-fall down upon the right
side toward the belt. Don't be in a hurry,*
draw hcrgontly, lovingly to t-our heart* ber
head will fall lightly upon your shoulder', and
a hands-mo shoulder strap it-makes I Don't
be in a hurry ; send a little lifo down your
left ann and let it know its business. Her
left hand in. your light; let there be au ex
pression to that, not like the grip of a vice,
ont a gentle clasp, full of electricity, th'iugbt
and respect. Don't be in a hurry ! Her bead
lies careless on your shoulder I You'ar? nearly
heart to heart ! Look down into her half
chwed eyesf Gontiy, yet manfully, press hei
to your bosom I Stand firm, and Providence
will give you strength, for the ordeal !.. Be
brave, brave, but dou't bo in a. hurry. Her
lips are almost open ! Lean lightly forward
with jour head, not the body. Take good
aim ; tho lips meet-the eycB close--the heart
opens-the soul rides thu storm, troubles and
sorrows of lif? (don't bc in a hurry)-heaven'
opens before you-the world shoots from un
der your feet as a meteor ilashCi across tho
ovening sky ( on't be afraid)-the nerves
dance before the just erected altar of love as
zephyrs dance with the dew trimmed flowers
-tho heart forgeta its-bitterness, and the ait
of kissing is learned."
. ?'. ??-.*>-fc
FLORXDA AND Coi.o.viziTiox.-Tn a plffn
which be bas submitted to Major-General
Howard, Col. Osboruo, Assistant Commis
sioner of the Freedmen's Bureau in thc Flo
rido district, suggests tho purolmse from Flo
rida by thc Untced States of all that portion
of the .State below ttio 28th degree, of lati
tude, and giving it a.territorialform of gov
ernment. According to his calculation the
area which ho proposes to set apart would j
accommodate 115,000 families, giving to each
a homestead" of eighty acres. "
We do not believo that on trial any sys
tem of colonization wilFbe found to be ben
eficial either, to-the-country or to. the freed
men themselves. The country will bo de
prived of the woul th con tai ned-in the culti
vanon of tho seil, aud the freedmen .will be
reduced, to a state of povGrty and. barbaric m.
Wo observe a measure ia before Congress
having in view the' setting apart of lands for
tho uso of freedmen, not only in Florida,'but
In ArRknsas and Mississippi. ' Tho queation
is claiming thd CIOBO attention of thc mem
bers, and we shnll probably heve- the r?st?lt
-in a few days-Char. Courier.
CuNfc-EDEaATX AfTBORITY RcOPtfUDD Iii
COXGJIESS.-It is'worthy of note that, in re
ply'to a .direct question from Mr. Stevena,
Mr. Bingham c?neurrod in hia doctrin? that
'the acts, -laws and 'dec-reci of what Mr. Ste
vens etyle'-tbo-cfe facto Goternment of "the
Confederate Stales were, during the exis
tence"sbtbc - Government, bin ?icg-upo? all
.tho people within tho jurisdiction of that
smthi^v.--Washington Oar. New YprkTimes/
. ... Seeking Stolen Treasures? , .
. Thsre is som e pretty hard hitting in
following card, (says the South ?arolinii
.which we cut from the columns of the IS
York " Day Cook," where it is published
a bona fide address of many SoutkenTlad
to the peoplo of tho United States. We 1
that thc ladies will derive little ' profit ft
the publication beyond the indulgence o
sarcasm. It is simply an appeal to tbe?c
sciences of the robbers, and these,'as we h:
too well known, aro of too India-rubber
character to be reached by aiiy process ah
of scourge and pillory : -
. - KOST AXD STOLES PROPERTY-A CARD.
To the Pcopte of the United Stales :
During the fate civil war in 'the Uni
States, in the marching of armies and de
lation of our country, our peoplo have 1
millions of money rind avast amouut of ev<
conceivable kind of property, embracing c
ringes, horse?, gears, vagons, buggies, a
every manner of macLincry necessary
farming; colts, mu?e6, catile, saddles,*bridt
blankets, and everything used in stables;
fas, pianos, chairs, stools, clocks,, settees,
hies, and everything used to furnish hous<
cloaks, coats, vests, cravat;,. neckerchic
shoes, boots, stockings, socks, and eve
manner of garments worn by men worn
and children ; watches, lockets, rings, brat
lot3, keepsakes, muff?, fura, and everythi
used to adurn tLo persons of ladies ; thcolo
cal, legal, historical, classical,, poetical, a.
every manner of books, ancient and modci
in all of the dead and living language
spoons, dishes, plate of every kind--all ha
Beca stolen from us, and ' may be lound "
thc tables, onthe persons, in the bernis, in t
stables, in the houses and libraries of p?
pie, many of whom claim rank and respcel
bility in tho Northern States, among whe
aro the families of lawyers, minister:-; cc
tains, colonels, generals and professors
colleges, with thousands of privates in i
army and chaplains and governors of Stall
Our people, although suffering from fire ai
the riot of armies unknown in any Christi:
country for Ihe lust three centuries', coul
with comparative comfort, live and build i
their churches, stolen and occupied by troo
for hospitals, by invaders to preach strao
doctiines. Weean build anew tho gra
stones of the illustrious dead, whose honor?
ashes have been reposing- in our midst, rev<
.ed by mankind. We eau build anew o
houses, barns aud other buildings d?vast?t?
by barbarism. But in the name of commi
honesty and common decency, let us ha
back our stolen goods. If this is done, l
will neither need charity nor alms from an
where. Property thus scolen may be retur
ed to the place from whence stolen, or noti
of the sams left at the office of the New Yo
Day-Book, or any other papers of the cou
try which will act for us. \Ve most respc<
fully request the publication of this noti
in every paper in the country, and recjui
the ministers of thc pulpits of the Unit
Stales to read this notice to their congre.;
tiona, as it may lead to the return of millio
of dollars1 worth cf property to thc prop
owners, and do justice to those in d'etre
who scorn to receive charity from those wi
have robbed them of their property.
On behalf of the Southern peoplo. ?
MANY SOUTHERN LADIES.
P. S.-Rev. Henry Ward Beecher, ai
Ilev. Bishops Simpson, Ames and Mcllvaii
are r< quested to read this notice in their pt
pits, and request their ministers to'have
road, as it tnay secure to ns much of ot
property.
Disabled Soldiers.
The State of North Carolina has throu?
its Legislature taken an important step ft
tie relief of those of her soldiers maimed c
crippled in the late war. Such action In
comes the duty of each of the Souther
Slate3. and it would be eminently proper fe
them .to du this much, if no more, fur the rt
lief of those who sacrificed so much in obc
dience to law, ?lu?y and honor. The rescln
lion states that :
Whereat, a number of officers md soldier
from North Carolina, engaged upon her cali
in the late civil w;tr, have lost t'uvtr limbs i:
the service, 3nd are unable from want c
moans to snpply themselves with artificia
o:iesr and whereas, it is considered an cmi
neut work ul* charity and of .justice to as*i.-<
all such with Ul? com CHOU funds of the State
to procure such necessary limbs, and thu;
rcHt.urc I hopi, as far ar. pr-iciicablo, loth
comfortable usu of their persons] to enjoyoicn
of ii fe and to tho ability to earn a su eistesce
Therefore, it ia . . . \
Besoted, That His Excellency, the Gov
fir?orj is hereby" empowered and repuestct)
to make ?i con:ract with'somu m?hnfarc?uri?
of artificial ki?bs to supply the need of thc
State at un tally day. And to this end, His
Excellency'is empowered to institute such
enquiries r.ud adopt such rule? aa-may bo
deemed-by.-him most expedienteo ascertain
the extent of the need nun thc best mode o?
supplying it with properly, fitted limbs.
And bu it further fiexolvrl, That the cs
pensos incurred by His Excellency in execu
ting this purpose- ol' tho General .Assembly
.ihail be paid, upon his warrant, out of ~lUo
money iu the treasury not otherwise appro
printed.
Au Old Establishment.
Among others "of our business men vrlxv
have re-established themselves in rb: mer
pursuits, we-uotico fhat Mr. Janies ?Idler
has boen Incited for several months at bis
old.and popular -store, corner of Broad i?:A
Jackson ?'.reis, where, he has been receiy'ug
a very liberal share of alteruiou from his eily
and country friends. It gives us much pleas
ure lu note'the ?mcce?>8?pf old and well tried
friends vfliose social find business relations
have al ways'bent characterized 'by the high
est-, integrity, combined with that uniform
courtesy which marks thc gentleman of the
olden time.
Mr. Miller bas now in store a well selected,
stock of every thing in thelineof dry.^cpds,
which ho.is prepared to sell at low figures
and we feel satisfied that persons from the
country will find it to their advantage to favor
him ?ith a call. Our lady readers will bear -
in mind that Mr. Miller is sole ajrent for
Thomson's Crown Skirts, i i French Elastto:
Springs, tho latest- and most .stylish-skirt,
which secures com/ort to tho Indies/from thc
great elasticity and light ness of .tho garment,
which requires no mure room thau dd "thc
ordinary siarched skirt pf former days. When
once tried, the skirt is'proferred to all others.
Cf course we do not epenk from exp?rience,
not being addicted to "Ibo use cf the article ;.
but we speak*upon- ih&"anthonty** of cbmpe-'
tent jadges. We commend our old friend to
the substantial patrouage of all -who desire
te purchase dry goods.-Augusta Constitu
tionalist. , .
Seine cf Vur " colored friends1' object to.
our ase of the word hegro, in reTerrlng to
them. "With characteristic affectation they
want to bo-called H colored peoplo." Wo
generally endeavor to call everything by-its
right name. If we ?aid?colored man,5" we
might moan cither a Mongolian, Malaysian,
Indion, Caucasian, or-negro. Tho expression
would;apply equally to* a black, man,a blue
m u, aereen man. a red man, or "any. other
mani" Wo uied the word negro.because
that is Ihe ?am?" ot the race to which "hey
bolong; in the same way" that we' used the
word Iridian to designate the nlrorigina? in
habitants* of^bn 'co?ntry.-1 Heerdes, blattis;
not a color,, but the absence ot nil color,.end
rtherefore a blackniaitia not*i?>eolofedaniHi?''
bata no-colored niau. Would theyprafer
thc 5attex tillo?-Exchange.
From the Lexington (Ay.) Obtareer and Reporter.
General Fisk's Speech at Cincinnati.
"?uly the day before -yesterday, in Lex
ington, thirteen discharged colored soldier*
stood in the streets, in full sight of Henry
Clay's monument, with their bodies lacerated, *
their badi.s bleeding from thecruel lash, their
heads cat to tho scalp, and one or two of
them wikh their eyes put out I and what fbf,
do you suppose*? Simply for going- to their
former masters and asking for their wi vea
and children \ I appealed to the civil au
thorities in their behalf,, but was told that
thero was no lawjn Kentucky, to .help them.
I heard there of a ala ve to be soid on a cer
tain day ;'5I made an arrangement with the
Masler Commissioner to bur. him myself,
as ike last slave to le sold in Kentucky.
"lam here to protect just such men as
those from the cruelty and barbarism of the
'bluegrass region,' and do you think I will
see men who have been in the wac three y?ara
with myself maltreated and butchered^ Ko,
not by any means. .1 wo women were shot
dead by their former master for asking and
tryiug to get their children back, in Ken
tucky, and I fear her Legislature .will ?ot l?o
justice to the negro. They ore good men
enough in every thing but thc negro, and
that stirs up every thing that is bad and bit
ter-in their nature.
" I saw a little white egg, the other day,
called the egg of Pharaoh's serpents.. You
touch it.with c. spark of fire and out come *
a fiame and a serpent that coils around and
hisses in your face- The-people of Kentucky
opposed to freedmen are a doal like those
eggs-very fair to look at, but whe? yon
.touch them with a spark of liberty, oat comes
tho flame of anger and the hissing serpent
of slander."
' Tito abo.-o is an extract from a speech do- *
livered by General Fisk ih Cincinnati on
Thursday last, and reported in the Cincin
nati Commercial of the 19th instant. The
statements made are clear, distinct and un
equivocal as to persons, time and place, and
well calculated by such distinctness to obtain
credence, especiaily among the peoole of the
'North. Yet every statement is'an unmiti
gated falsehood. We have made inquiriesjof
both black aud whito te ascertain if there
was a single grain of truth on which the
structure of malicious calumny could hate ?
been built. We knew of course that' it was
impossible that there should have been thir
teen lacerated, bleeding and maimed discharg
ed soldiers on the streets ?f Lexington,' where
there was thea a com pan f ef negro soldiers
stationed, without some commotion being'ex*
cited. Our inquiries were devoted to wheth
er there was a single discharged soldier who
had received, riot stripes and wounds, but
any^ill usog? from his former owner. Net
one was known to black or white.
General Fisk made a speech to the colored
population of this place last week, but we\are
assured made nd allusion to soy such barbar
ides. His statements were made in Crojc^n
nati, where there was co one present to con
tradict him, and were intended exclusively
for Northern circulation and effect.*
We have also made inquiries of the Idas
tor Commissioner cohcerniug'the less impor
tant statement as to the sale of thc slave
girl, and foond it equally destitute of truth.
It has too often been the habit of the South
to treat with derision or silent contempt the
gross falsehoods circulated cs to their barbar
ities. In obedience to our duty as a con duc
tor of the press, we denounce the statements
given above ns infamous lies, and we. brand
their author as au infamous liar.
UNFORTUNATE AFFAIR.-We are paa'ni?dto
le:i% through a private letter from Uaion,
that Mr. Jas. G. Fernandez of that District,
wa3 shot and killed by a body of soldiers
sent last week to effect,fais arrest. ' ' -
Mr. Fernandez it seems bad nome difficulty
with members of the garrison at Unionvflle
some weeks ago, in which considerable vio
lence w-is manifested. Efforts to arrest him
hod failed until last week, when a squad of
men sent /or that purpose, lound him at his
residence. Resisting the demand to deliver
himself up, bc severely wouoded one of- the
detail, aud thereupon received several suota
which proved immediately fatal.
Mr. Fernandez bore a high r?putation-for
character, and was mu oh esteemed by those
who knew him. Wo fear &at the circum
stances of his death, if us reported, will exer
cise an unfortunate influence in tho commu
nity where he resided.- Torhcille Enquirer.
' NEGRU" ?SvnrjuoE.-Ifgeuer.il negro suf
frage is to 'prevail, tho negroes will be in
.power in several States ol thc South, ?nd
will have seca Statu offices as Governor,
Judges, Secrutaries, Treasurers, Commis
sioners of Canals or Hail Roads, Schools, Pe
rice,- Trade and Benevolent Institutions- The
doidin.-.nt blacks-will have their black preaefh
cr? arnt teachers for churches" and" schools
where bath race-3 may have to resort. The
militia officers and fhn police will beblacks.
City orhVials will be biacks,* and in counties
there will be r?epro Justices of the Peace,
Postmasters and Constables,
We-shall bav? in ' Congress several black
Senators arid forty representatives. These,
after the fashiou of giving office ariff patron
age here, will insist upon having tEeir share
of ?fricos in tho Departments, and in Custom
Houses, and for Assessors and Collectors of
Internal Revenue, for cadet appointaionts|n
tho army aud navy, and fdr appoininienrs
abroad. One or more Cabinet officers must,
as partisan politics go, be blaek. Practically,
Mr. Summer or Mr. Thaddeus Steveus might
call on thc President, or at tho Departments,
and be obliged to await, their Uirn, several
black Senators" or Representatives being
therein advance of them. On social occa
sions, the'latter would bo obliged to follow ?
blac'r that ranked him, according-to etiquette,
the Congressmen, black and white, must sit
together,' voto together, converse with one
another, and, in line,' do ail things " which
political -equality and power most precipitate
socially. If sucli a state of things will.not
result in amalgamation, then all history^, phil
osophy and fact go for nothing-VWashington
Intelligencer. ' ,' ' .....'*
. :-~X*fr-z-' ?'
Q?e.cbarge against Wirz, the Anderson
ville jailor, was that many of the Federal
prisoners had died from the effects of im
pure vaccine matter used at the prison. The
defence, to show that-no' criminal oct was
premedltated'in the use of the impure mut
ter, produced evidence to prove' that a pre?
many private "citizens of GeorgTa ^had "beep
vaccinated wHh the sume matter)^io?'ma&f
of ^hem had:di?d? It is said that wben'Qie
witnessearmade" the statement Judge,'AdvO
c?t? Chapman exclaimed: "1 wiso." tB?t
every mao, worastt and cbild'in"'the'Srmth
had be?n vaccinated "with it, and tS?t ?lPt?fi
diod-."--Luzeren (Pa.1} Union. "" >" 1 *
CHARACTERISTIC Mi^s?s.-rtTha. feaatoji
Jlcrald tells tho following aiiaedote-Of Ter
tain'liberarcbufeh.ofilwjrs:' -** ' '
About four n*o^iin.ngi>.,M.r. Lows.FifibjBr,
a fresco painter, will a. engaged in his pn?o
pnfion on the ceikxig of a -church iq Cbelsei,
Afass.jjic'cjd?/itaily fell from a slaging to the
pews beneath, ? distance. of twe^^e.Ae^,
breakiag several ot his ribs and -receiving
serions. inierjinL injuries, j^t?,^%iflB|$fe
\m for life, and iront jjfto?fc>JyM*^5 00a.
fiued.toorna hpase. Aa<^w*5*M}?
unfortunate man bad a bill prese? t??i tp..
hy^khe?.tcnste^^|T
?om o? 'ST.'tf). and he paid ii !