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"We will cling to the Pillars of the Temple of our Zaetimu, and if it must fall, we will Perish amidst the Ruins.
W. F. DURISOE, Proprieter. EDGEFIELD, S. lARCH 20,1851. *s -
From the Temperance Banner.
THE INEBRIATE'S LAST ADDRESS.
MR. EDron,-the following verses are in sub
stance the language of a poor inebriate, who
died some years ago, under circumstances of the
most humiliating character. His insatiable thirst
for alcohol knew no bounds, and even in the last
hour of his existence, upon the threshold of the
grave, he thus addressed his wife:
Yes, Mary, I have worshipped long,
At Alehy's burning shrine,
And still I have an aching thirst,
To quaff the ruby wine.
Up, quickly bring my goblet here,
That I may drink again
Before I die, or I shall die
In agonizing pain.
AlthoughI feel upon my brow,
The chilly damp of death,
And know my spirit soon must be
With God who gave me breath.
Still there's an itching in my breast
For Alcoholic bane,
Which stamps upon the brow of man,
A stigmatizing stain.
I never knew when I began
To tipple at the bowl,
That I would fill a drunkard's grave,
And die a ruined soul.
But 0, alas! I've quickly sunk
'Neath Alehy's potent power,
Without a single ray of hope
To cheer my dying hour.
0 where are those Pve reveled with!
From morn 'till setting sun,
Ah! could 1 leave a parting word
With each and every one,
My prayer would be that all would cease
The bitter cup to drink,
To turn their eyes away from hell
And for the future think.
But here, alas ! I'm left alone,
In this the darker day,
And all, save thee, my loving friend
Have coldly turn'd away.
And tho' I've wreck'd thy brightest hopes,
And marred thy peaceful sky,
I would that thou wouldst kneel and say,
Forgive, before I die.
Of thy devoton need I tell!
rPespctiodoesbut.serve.
frght my soul to-day.'
Theiround my cold form quikly kneel
And hear my last farewell.
Foru am surely sinking down
Intoa burning hell.
And when I'm gone inter me deep
In yonder darksome cave,
And never let my children know
I filled a DRUNKARD'S GRAvE.
And at the stilly hour of eve,
At twilight's deep'ning gloom,
Bring flowers of every hue and kind
And scatter o'er my tomb.
Euman Zdfe, or the First and Last
minute.
MINUTEs PAss.-The anxious husband
paces across his study. He is a father;
a men child is born unto him. Minutes
pass. The child has been blessed with a
parent whom it cannot recognize; and
pressed to that bosom to which instinct
alone guides it for sustenance-the young
wife, too, has faintly answered to the
husband's questions, and felt his warm
kiss on her forehead.
HoUxis PAss.-The low meanings from
the closely covered cradle, tell of the first
want of its infant occupant. The quiet
tread of the nurse speaks of suff'erings
around her ; while her clad countenance
says that the very suff'ering which she is
trying to alleviate is a source of joy, and
the nameless articles which, from time to
time, she arranges on the hearth, tell ofa
new claimant for the courtesies and atten
dions of those who have progressed fur
ther on the pathway of existence.
DArs Pass.-Visitors are thronging the
chamber; and the mother, pale and inter
esting after her recent illness, is receiv'ing
their congratulation and listening proudly
to their praises of the little treasure, which
lies asleep in its rocking bed at her feet.
The scene shifts, and the father is there
with her alone, as the twilight deepens
around them, while they are planning the
future destiny of their child.
WEEKS PAss.-The eyes of the yung
mother are sparkling with health, and the
rose blooms again on her cheek, and the
-cares of pleasure and home engage her
attention, and the father is once more
mingling with the world; yet they find
many opportunities each day to visit the
-young inheritor of life; to wvatch overhi
dreamless slumbers-to trace each other's
look in his countenance, and to ponder
upon the felicity, of which he is the bearer
to them.
AfoNTBs PAss.--The cradle is deserted.
Baut the chamber floor is strown with
playthings, and there is a little one loiter*
ing mong them whose half lisped words,
and hearty laugh, and sunny countenance,
tell yen that the entrance of life is over a
pathway of flowers.
YEAzs PAss.--Childhood is strengthen.
ej into boyhood; and boyhood is gain.
'xled along into manhood. Old connec
foss are broken-parents are sleeping in
tieni graves, new intimacies are formed
,a naei home is about him; new cares dis
.tract hi.-He is abroad struggling amid
those whom he has chosen from his own
generation.
YEARS PAs.-His own children have
become men, and are quitting him, as he
also quitted the home of his father.
MON-Ts PAss.-He gradually diminish
es the circle of his activity. He dislikes
to go abroad, when he finds so many new
faces, and he grieves to meet his former
companions, after a short absence, they
seem to have grown so old and infirm.
WEErs PAss.-Infermity keeps him in
his chamber. His walks are limited to
the small space between his easy chair
and his bed.
DAYs PAss.-The old man does not
leave his bed-his memory is failing-he
talks but cannot be understood-he asks
questions, but they relate to the transac
tions of a former generation-he speaks
of occurrences, but the recollection of no
one around him can go back to their
scenes.
HovRs PAss.-The taper grows dimmer
and dimmer-the machinery moves yet
more and more slowly-the sands are
fewer as they measure the allotted span
-the motion of those above him is un
heeded or become a vexation-the " silver
chord" is fast untwisting-the pitcher is
broken at the fountain-and time "is a
burthen." The course is run-and utter
weakness brings the cold damp, which
ushers in the night of death.
hMINUTES PASS.-His breathing grows
softer and slower-his pulse beats fainter
and feebler. Those around him aie lis
tening but cannot tell when they cease.
The embers are burnt out, and the blaze
flashes not before it expires. His " three
score years and ten" are numbered. Hu
man life is " finished."
Shall we Submit, because South Caro
lina is Small and Weak.
The burthen of taxation will fall lighter
upon the shoulders of our citizens, under
an independent State government, than it
does now, or ever has done in the Union.
Is this doubted, and can a plausible reason
be given to make the doubt worthy of be
ing entertained.? The complaint of our
lives has been, that we are robbed of the
fruits of our labor, by a partial system of
excessive taxation, which falls heaviest
,upon us of the South, and is -scarcely of
,a feathers weight upon the ..industry of
'the North. 'We of the South have sup.
ported the extravagant profligacy of this
government, and South Carolina pays ten
times more than her just tribute to minis
-ter to this bloated profligacy. Not half,
scarcely one tenth of this tribute, now
paid to this bloated tyrant, would be need
ed by South Carolina to support a sepa
rate government. The idea that the
smallness of South Carolina as an objec
tion to her separate existence, is a two
penny* argument, hardly worth an argu.
ment. To refuse it, let any one cast his
eyes over' the map of Europe, and see
what a large proportion of governments
are smaller in extent of territory than
South Carolina; and that their positions
are not near so favorable fur a strong,
peaceful and prosperous government as
ours. Surrounded by monarchies and
despotisms, Switzerland maintains her ex
istence, without danger of being swallow
ed up by the rapacity of h-er powerful
neighbors. Holland, Denmark, Portugal,
Belgium, and other small sovereignties in
the heart of Europe, stand respected and
respectable before the wodd, with no con
stant fear of being crushed by more puis
sant powers. They are among the oldest
established Governments in Europe, and
before nowv have measured their swvords,
both on land and sea, with the giants of
the earth. At this epoch, there are more
reasons to apprehend civil wear within the
borders of large States, than that small
States will be crushed by the superior
force'bf the large. Thisb is eminently so
in the history of the past three or four
years, and will be true, as far as concerns
the United States, before very long, if
disunion does not scatter the combustible
materials nowv threatening momen tary- ig
nition. Is it not known to all, that civil
tear is a calamity ten-fold more to be
dreaded thani other warsi Once strike
fire in the Union, and no man will live to
see, posterity won't see, the end of the
conflagration that will burst from that
spark. It will be a wvar betw~een races,
sections, and religions-with fanatics on
one side, holding a religious and political
end that will fire and consume the worldl
in its career, once let blood madden their
brains. Disunion, separaie State seces
sion, can now take place peaceably) and
arrest and avert these threatened dalngers.
-Abbeville Banner.
A CAIFORNIAN writIng to one of his
friends in New York, says. "You inform
me that Dr. G. and others are crossing
the Plains this season ; wvell, I am glad to
hear of it, as " misery loves company,"
but if they do not buckle right in to hard
wvork like honest men, they can't mess
with this end of misery's crowd."
SOMETHING GRAPHIC.-The following
letter was written sonte time since by a
boy down in Alabama to his father in
Georgia:
AIABAMxx, PIKF, CY., Jan 1851.
Dear Daddy-Corn- is riz and brother
Hlenry is dead likewise.
Yours, omnip~otent,
Jons~ McCLURE.
To Cotton Planters.
NEW ORLEAS, March 1.
I desire through the columns of your
widely circulated journal, to address a
few in words to the Cotton Planters of
the uth; and I trust there is not a pa
per published in the Cotton region that
will refuse to lav them before its readers
for what they are worth. I would then
address this body of men as follows:
Gentlemen-You have lately wititessed
an almost unprecedented decline in your
preat staple, Cotton. For this decline, I
assert without the fear of rational contra.
diction, there exists no good and suficient
cause. There is but one apparent cause
-the increased receipts up to this date:
but there is no man pretending to the
slightest knowledge of the subject, who
will say that there is anything in this fact
simply, to indicate a larger crop than the
almost universal estimate made some sixty
or ninety days since of twenty-one or
twenty-two hundred thousand bales.
What, then, is the cause of this decline?
It, in my opinion, results from a regular
and systematic combination on the part
of the English manufacturers, and their
aids, to depress the article-which is the
most desirable object in the world to them
-and for this opinion I offer the follow
ing reasons. Judge, then, for yourselves.
It is believed by many, even in Liver
pool-men quite as honest as those who
are intrusted with taking an account of
the Cotton there on the first of January
-that the stock was falsely reported, and
not to be relied -upon ; in plain words,
that it was not as large as it was given
out to be.
Having got thus far, the manufacturers,
aided by the Bank, (for Cotton is the life
blood of England, and the cheaper the
more nourishing,) and others interested,
proceeded to effect their purpose of low
ering the price of Cotton in this manner:
It is known that they are literally without
stock; in other words, thatthey are work
ing from hand to mouth, but they report
five hundred thousand bales in Liver
pool, and then, instead of purchasing their
supplies there, they leave that market to
sink by its own weight, and send here to
-buy juat-barely-enug -to -epireir&mills
going. The effect of this course is plain
and certain. The holders of Cotton in
Liverpool-speculaters and shippers--find
no demand for it there, and of course the
article rapidly declines, and is followed
by a still more rapid decline with us.
Having gotten up this decline, and conse
quent panic, from which it is hard for us
to recover, they have from sixty to ninety
days to purchase the bulk of Cotton at
low prices, which they generally succeed
in doing: and this is repeated, year by
year, as it becomes necessary. And now,
gentlemen, is there a man amongst you
so dull as not to see the keen art and teri
ble potency of the tactics, and the entire
practicability of carrying them into effect
by such a body as the manufacturers of
Manchester? You have felt, and are feel
ing, their effects to your hearts' content.
Nor can any man give you any other rea.
son why Cotton, that was worth thirteen
cents sixty days since, should now be
worth but nine and a half cents, and
which will be worth thirteen three months
hence?
Gentlemen, I have given you but one
specimen of legerdemain ; many more
could be produced If these be facts
and I see not how they can de denied
might it not with propriety be asked
how long you intend enduring this dis
graceful vassalage to another people
disgraceful to your self-esteem as men,
and destructive to your interests? How
long, by refusing to protest an interest at
home, whieh would be antagonistic to this,
and conscqnently friendly to you, will you
be ruled and laughed at by thdse Who de
light to prey upon you? You have the
remedly in your own hands whiendver you
dare to use it.-N. 0. Crescent.
A WoMAN OF F~~w WORDs.-A Jour
nalizer in California makes the following
entry:
"I encountered, to-day, in a ravine, some
three miles distant, among the gold wash
ers, a woman from San Jose. She was
at work with a large wvooden bowl, by
the side of a stream. I asked her how
long she had been there, and how much
gold she averaged a day. She replied,
"'Three weeks and an ounce." Her reply
reminded me of an anecdote of the late
Judge B--, who met a girl returning
frg market, and asked lier, "IHowv deep
did you find the streami and what did
you get for your butter ?" " Up to the
knee and niniepenicm," was the reply.
"Ahi !" said the Judge to himself, "she is
the girl for me: no words lost there;"'
turned back, proposed, was accepted, and
married the next week; and a more hap
py couple the conjugal bonds never uni
tid, t'ie nuptial lamp never waned; its
ray was steady and clear to the last. Ye
who paddle off and dn f'or seven geai-,
and are at last capsized, take a lesson of
the Judge. That "up to the knee and
ninepence" is worth all the rdse letters
and melancholy rhynles ever penned."
LoRNzo Dow once said of' it grasp
ing, avaricious farmer, that if he had the
whole world enclosed in a single field, he
would not be content without a patch of
ME. CALuoVA--WonKs.-We under
stand (says the '(0Pumbia Carolinian, of
the 11th inst.) th4. Mr. Cralle has com
pleted the stereot3pe plates for the execu
tion of the first 0 these works. It. is
stated that the fi, volume will comprise
Mr. Calhoun's e orate Disquisition on
Government, an .a Discourse- on the
Constitution and overnment of the Uni
ted States, in whhare displayed in a
systen-1tic mannet the author's opinions
upon the whole su ect of the phylosophy
e '-,p ment. hose treaties, it is un
derstood, we . any years ago,
and though the d no ived the
ultimate revision w ch was intende
are very complet and by the careful
and judicious edi of Mr. Cralle, his
intimate friend an ufidential secretary,
will perhaps appe perfect in all their
parts as if re-wri n by Mr. Calhoun
himself. The seri f the entire works of
this great man, to' er with his biogra
phy, written by Cralle, will, it is
thought, be embrac in six volumes.
[Charleston Sun.
A LIFE-BoAT, novel in its design,
has been invented England. It has
air-tight seats all nd the side, but the
bottom consists of en work of iron, so
that the water p freely through, and
even wets the feet' the rowers. The
advantage is, that- e water inside and
outside- is on the me level, and the
boat is ballasted a kept upright by the
water itself.
TE3 STORT Z. zVRn.
WE give our r , to-day, the Story
of LE FEVE, tak om STERNE's Tuis
TRAM SHANDY. I long been regarded
the gem of that an 's productions. The
style, in places, pa es, rather too much,
of the affected q ess of the narra
tive upon which it engrafted. Divest
yourself of any it prejudice this may
awaken, and read tively the follow
ing, and you will owledgeat the end,
that a better sto never better told.
-[ED.
It'was-a summer ft
year in which DNa "'nd was'taken by
the allies,-which was about seven years
before my father came into the country,
-and about as many after the time that
my uncle Toby and Trim had privately
decamped from my father's house in town,
in order to lay some of the finest sieges
to some of the finest fortified cities in Eu
rope ;-when my uncle Toby waL one
evening getting his supper, with Trim sit
ting behind him at a small sideboard,-I
say, sitting,-for in consideration of the
Corporal's lame knee (which sometimes
gave him exquisite pain)-when my uncle
Toby dined or supped alone, he would
never suffer the Corporal to stand ; and
the poor fellow's veneration for his mas
ter was such, that, with a proper artillery,
my uncle Toby could have taken Den
dermond itself with less trouble than lie
was able to gain his point over him ; for
many a time, when my uncle Toby sup
posed the Corporal's leg was at rest, lie
would look back, and detect him standing
behind him with the most dutiful respect.
-This bred more little squabbles be
twixt them, than all other causes, for five
and twenty years together. But this is
neither here nor there-why do I mention
it ? Ask my pen ; it governs me,-I go
vern not it.
He was one evening sitting thus at his
supper, when the landlord of a little inn
in the village, camne into the parlor with
an empty phial in his hand, to beg a glass
or two of sack. "'Tis for a poor gentle
man, I think, of the army," said the land
lord, " who has been taken ill at my house
rour days ago, and has never held up his
head since, or had a desire to taste any
thing, till just now, that he has a fancy
for a glass of sack, and a thin toast. " I
think," says he, taking his hand from his
head, " it would comfort me."
" If I dild neither beg, borrow, or buy
such a thing," added the landlord, "I
wvould almost steal it for tho poor gentle.
man, he is so ill. I hope in God he will
still mend," continued he ; " we are all of
us concerned for him."
" Thou art a good-natured soul, I will
answer for thee," cried my uncle Toby;
" and thou shalt drink the poor gentle
man's health in a glass of sack thyself,
-and take a couple of~ bottles, with my
service, and tell him hoe heartily welcome
to them, and to a dozen more, if they
will do him good."
" Though I am persuaded," said my
uncle Toby, as the landlord shut the door,
"he is a very compassionate fellow, Trim,
yet I cannot help entertaining a high
opinion of his guest too. There nmust be
something more than Common in him,
that, in so short a time, should win so
much upon the affections of his host ."
" And of his whole family," added the
Corporal, "for they are all concerned for
him." " Step after him," said ify uncle
Toby, " do, Trim; and ask if he knows
his naine."
" I have quite forgot it truly," said' the
landlord, coming hack into the parlor
with the Corporal; but I can askc his son
again. "Has-he a son with him, then I"
said my uncle Toby. " A boy," replied
the landlord, " of about eleven or twelve
years of ago: but the. poor etrie has.
tasted almost as little as his father: he
does nothing but mourn and lament for
him night and day. He has not stirred
from the bed-side these two days."
My uncle Toby laid down his knife and
fork, and thrust his plate from before him,
as the landlord gave him the account;
and Trim, without being ordered, took it
away without saying one word, and, in a
few. minutes after, brought him his pipe
and tobacco.
" Stay in the room a little," said my
uncle Toby.
" Trim !" said my uncle Toby, after he
lighted his pipe, and smoked about a do
zen whiffs. Trim came in front of his
mas e , d made his bow; my uncle To
by smokedo , nd said no more. " Corpo
ral!" said my uncle " - the Corporal
made his iow. My uncle o . eeed
ed no further, bat finished his pipe.
" Trim!" said my unle Toby, "1 have a
project in my head, as it is a bad night,
of wrapping myself up warm in my ro
quelaure, and paying a visit to this poor
gentleman." "Your Honor's roquelaure,"
replied the Corporal, "has not once been
had on, since the night before your Honor
received your wound, when we mounted
guard in the trenches before the gate of
St. Nicholas; and, besides, it is so cold
and rainy a night, that what with the ro
quelaure, and -what with weather, 'twill
be enough to give your Honor your death,
and bring on your Honor's torment in
your groin." "1 fear so," replied my
uncle Toby; " but I am not at rest in my
mind, Trim, since the account the land
lord has given me." " I wish 1 had not
known so much of this affair," added my
uncle Toby, " or that I had known more
of it. How shall we manage it 1" " Leave
it, an' please your Honor, to me," quoth
the Corporal. "I'll take my hat and
stick, and go to the house and reconnoi
tre, and act accordingly ; and I will bring
your Honor a full account in an hour."
" Thou shalt go, Trim," said my uncle
Toby, " and here's a shilling for thee to
drink with his servant." "I shall get it
all out of him," said the Corporal, shut
ting the door.
M.y uncle Toby filled his r -
ai4 r6om the oinlftino rin);
whether it was not full ts iell to have
the curtain of the tenaille a straight line,
as a crooked one,-he might be said to
have thought of inothing else but poor Le
Fevre and his boy the whole time he
smoked it.
It was not till my uncle Toby had
knocked the ashes out of his third pipe,
that Corporal Trim returned from the inn,
and gave him the following account ;
"I despaired at first, " said the Corpo
ral, " of being able to bring back your
Honor any kind of intelligence concern
ing the poor sick lieutenant." " Is he in
the army then ?" said my uncle Toby.
"He is,'" said the Corporal. "And in
what regiment?" said my uncle Toby.
" I'll tell your Honor," replied the Corpo.
ral, "every thing straight-forwards, as I
learnt it." " Then, Trim, I'll fill another
pipe," said my uncle Toby, "and not in
terrupt thee, till thou hast done; so sit
down at thy ease, Trim, in the window
seat, and begin thy story again." The
Corporal made his old bow, which gene
rally spoke as plain as a bow could speak
it-Your Honor is good :-And having
done that, he sat down, as he was order
ed, and began thme story to my uncle To
by over again, in pretty near the same
words.
"I despaired at first," salid the Corpo
ral, " of being able to bring back any in
telligence to your Honor, about the lieut.
and his son :-for, when I asked where
his servant was, from whom I made my
self sure of knowing every thing wvhich
was proper to be asked,"-(" That's a right
distinction, Trim," said my uncle Toby")
" I was answered, an' please your Honor,
that lie had no servant with him ; that J'o
had conme to the inn with hired horses,
which, upon finding himself unable to
proceed, (to join, I suppose, the regiment)
he had dismissed the morning he came."
" If I get better, my dear," said he, as he
gave his purse to his sori to pay the man,
-" we can hire horses from hence." "But
alas! the poor gentleman wi'll never go
from hence," said the landlady to me,
" for I heard the death-watch all night
long ; and, w~hien he dies, the youth, his
son, will certainly die with him; for he is
broken-hearted already."
" I was hearing this account," continu
ed the Corporal, " when the youth camne
into the kitchen, to order the thin toast
the landlord spoke or:"-" but I wvill do
it for my father, myself," said the youth.
" Pray let me save you the trouble, young
gentleman," said I, " taking up a fork for
the purpose, and offering him my chair to
sit down upon by the fire, wvhilst I did it."
" I believe, Sir," said he, ver'y modestly,
"I can please him best myself." "1I anm
sure," said I, "his Honor wvill not like the
toast thle worse for being toasted by an
old soldier. The youth took hold of nmy
band, and instantly burst into tears"
" Poor youth!" saidnmy uncle Toby ; "he
has been bred up from an irifant in 0ie
army ; and the rianie of a soldier, Trim,
sounded in his ear likce the name of a
friend !-I wish I had him. here."
" I never, in the longest march," said
eli Corpraln "had an grat a mind for.
my dinner, as I had to cry with him for
company:-What could be the matter
with me, an' please your Honor 1" " No
thing in the world, Trim," said my uncle
Toby, blowing his nose,-" but that thou
art a good-natured fellow."
" When I gave him the toast," continu
ed the Corporal, " I thought it was proper
to tell him, I was Captain Shandy's ser
vant, and that your Honor (though a
stranger) was extremely concerned for
his father; and that if there was any thing
in your house or cellar-" And thou
might'st have added my purse too," said
my uncle Toby-he was heartily wel
come to it. He made a very' low bow
(whi.ch was meant to your Honor) but no
answer; for his heart was full: so he
went up stairs with the toast." "I war
rant you, my dear," said I, as I opened
kitchen-door, "your father will be well
again. n. ' 's curate was smoking
a pipe by the kitchen-fir , ut said not
a word, good or bad, to com o
youth. I thought it wrong," added the
Corporal. " I think so too," said my uncle
Toby.
" When the lieutenant had taken his
glass of sack and toast, he felt himself a
little revived, and seat down into the
kitchen, to let me know, that in about tan
minutes, he should be glad if I would step
up stairs." "I believe," said the land
lord, " he is going to say his prayers,
for there was a book laid upon the chair
by his bcd-side, and as I shut the door, I
saw his son take up a cushion."
" I thought," said the curate, " that you
gentlemen of the army, Mr. Trim, never
said your prayers at all." " I heard the
poor gentleman say his prayers last night,"
said the landlady, "very devoutly, and
with my own ears, og I could not have
believed it." " Are you sure of it -" re
plied the curate. " A soldier, an' please
your Reverence," said I, " prays as often
(of his own accord) as a parson; and
when he is fighting for his king, and for
his own life, and for his honor toohe has
the most reason to pray to, Godof any
one in the whole world." "'Twas 'eli
said of the$ Trim,'i mimpl
twlve liours ge li" tie c #eft
to his kneew in cold water,-or hngged,*
said I, " for months together, in long d
dangerous marches; harassed, perhapir'
in his rear to-day; harassing othersto
morrow; detached here; countermanded
there; resting this night out upon his
arms; beat up in his shirt the next; be
numbed in his joints; perhaps without
straw in his tent to kneel on; must say his
prayers how and when he can." " I be
lieve," said T, " for I was piqued," quoth the
Corporal, for the reputation of the army,
-" I believe, an' please your Reverence,"
said I, " that when a soldier gets time to
pray,-he prays as heartily as a parson
-though not with all his fuss and hypo
crisy." "Thou shouldst not have said
that, Trim," said my uncle Toby,-" for
God only knows who is a hypocrite, and
who is not:-At the great and general
review of us all, Corporal, at the day of
judgement, (and not till then)-'t will be
seen who have done their duties in this
world,-and who have not; and we shall
be advanced, Trim, accordingly." "I
hope we shall," said Trim. " It is in the
scripture," said my uncle Toby ; " and I
will show it thee to-morrow. In the mean
time we may depend upon it, Trm, for
our comfort," said my uncle Toby, " that
God Almighty is so good and just a go
vernor of the world, that if we have but
done our duties in it,-it will never be in
quired into, whether we have done them
in a red coat or a black one." "I hope
not," said the~ Corporal. " But go on,
Trim," said my uncle Toby, " with the
story."
" Whet1 I went up," continued the
Corporal, "into the lieutenant's room,
which I did not do till the expiration of
the ten minutes,-he was lying in his bed,
with his head raised upon his hand, with
his elbow upon his pillow, and a clean
white cambric handkerchief beside it. TIhe
youth was just stooping down to take up
the cushion, upon which, I supposed, he
had been kneeling; the booky was laid up
on the bed; and as he rose, in taking up
the cushion with one hand, ho reached
out his other to take it awvay at the same
time." "Let it remain there, my dear,"
said the lieutenant.
"lHe did not offer to speak~ to me, tillI
had walked up close to his bed-side." "If
you are Captain Shandy's servant," said
he, " you must present my thanks to your
master, with my little boy's thanks along
with them, for his courtesy to mec." " If
he was of Levens's," said the lieutenant.
" I told him your Honor was." " Then,"
said he, " I served three cantilinigns wvith
him in Flanders, and remember him,-but
'ts most likely, as I had not the honor of
any acquaintance with him, that he knows
nothing of me. You wvill tell him, how
ever; that the person his good-nature has
laid undler obligationis to him, is one Le
Fea lieutenant in Angus's ; but he
knowvs me not,"-sai he a second time,
musing; " possibly he may my story,"
added ho. " Pray tell the captain, I was
:he ensign at breda, whose wife wvas most
mnfortunately killed with.a musket-shot,
is she lay in my arms in my tent." "I
-emember the story, an' please your Ho
mo," said 1, "very well." " Do you so ?
said he, wiping his eyes with his hand
kerchief,-" then well may I." "-1 iay
ing this, he drew a little- riig out of hii
bosom, which seemed tied with &alack,
ribbon about his neck, and kissedit teice."
"Hero, Billy," said he; - the- boy flew
across the room to the 1ed-_ieiif and'1!7
ing down upon his knees, tookthe-ring in
his hand, and kissed it'i, ohen kiksia
his father, and sat down upozi the bed.and
wept.
"I wish," said my uncle- Toby,.wiUh w. -
deep sigh,-"I wish, Trim, I waeasleep."'
" Your Honor," replied tbe'Corpora.
"is too much concerned. " Shall I pour
out your Honor a glass of dlis; to, your
pipe I" " Do, Trim," sai4 iy~ un6lbr
Toby.
"I remember," said my uncle .Tob;.
sighing again, "the story. of the' e6 i'
and his wife, with a cl-Cui I
desty omitted- and particuliil' a-r
he, as Vel1 as she, up'o sou4.e nt'b
thei, (I forget what) 'ss -ioii- *ll ':
Pitie whole regiment;%fyish!i
story-thou artu . ,.
ready," said the .Corp'l,
longer; so wished his Honora
Young Ie Fevie rose from o 1bif'
and saw me to the botto - of: the'ittad
and as we went down t gthit Ufd'i.
they hd come frori2 Ir elaid,ad
their route to join the reginTeiat% 1
ders." "But alas!" sad 'th - C I
" the lieutenant's last :dajei nii ki
over !" " Then what i tp 7 1neb WhTV
poor boy I" cried my uncleToby.
. . a -a *o-e *
It was to my uncle Toby's etei-del hon
or,-though I tell it only -for thesikfW
those who, when coop'd in betwikt's nM4W
ural and a positive law, know no'fdt
their souls, which wayin the" dri t6b
turn thjmselves,-That izdt Wtstaitii'
my une Toby was warml' - izgl
that time in carrying on the.sei &W
dermond, parallel with the Alies, 11W
pressed theirs so vigorou sy,: it hW
scarce allowed him time to efinWn .
-that-nerertheless he eiME~W 1P.
leferf ~Dened~t~
Iievd&oubtyt' Titiali 61,'Es*
French king thoughtgood; andionly co'
sidered how he hindlf lio -ele tho
poor lieutenant and his s -m
-That king Being; who'is. 'ietMto
[the friendless, shall recoripetisheb fox
this.
"Thou has left this matter sloj igaid:
my uncle Toby to the Cotporal, as- he'
was putting him to bed, "and I will tell'
the in what, Trim!'-" In the fz'tplace,
when thou mad'st an offer of my s'eitbes
to Le Fevre,-as sickness and trivellling
are both expensive, and thou kno\v't'he'
was but a poor lieutenant, with 'a soh to
subsist as well as himself, out of his psy,.
--that thou didst not make an :offer to)
him of my purse; because, had'he-stoodl
in need ; thou knowest, Trim, he had
been as welcome to it as myself." "Y6tif
Honor knows," said the Corporaly "e
had no orders." " True," quoth my.,tsg
cle Toby,-" thou didst very right, Trin
as a soldier,-but certainly very wrong s
a man -
" In the second place, for which,ini3'd,
thou hast the same excuse," co~in
my uncle Toby,--" when thou ofleres
him whatever was in my house, thon'
shouldst have offered .him mydhouse foo.
A riek brother officer should have the-bat
quarters, Trim; and if wve had him *i'i
us,-we could tend and look to liiW-.
Thou art an excellent nurse thyself Trit,.
and what with thy care of him, .and ther
old woman's, and his boy's, and mine to
gether, wve might recruit him again 'at avce,
and set him upon his legs."
" In a fortnight or three weeksj 5de X
my uncle Toby, smiling,-" he': MtI
march." " He will never miar ani'
please your Honor, in the wiorld, said the
Corporal. "He wvill march, said my
uncle Toby, "ri~sing up from the sidd b
the bed with one shoe off." "A?* pease
your Honor," said the Corporal, "lie
will never march, but to his grave' -
" He shall march," cried my unidle- Toby,
marching the foot wvhich had a disse on,
though without advanciug an inlia'is
shall march to his regiment. He innhiot
stand it," said the Corporal. " Ho shal
be supported," said my. uddi: TFoby.
" He'll drop at last," -said the Cos'poral,
and what will become of -big boy.I "-He
shall not drop," said -in daelt Toby,
firmly. " A-well-a-day! dv wat we can
for him," said Trim, maintiiikhis point,
-" the poor soul will die:" "'He shall
not die, by G--," crie4l tuh. Cncle. Toby.
The accusing spirit whicidlew up-to
Heaven's chandety' with the oath, blush'd
as ho gave it in ; and the recording ngel,
as lhe wrote it-down, dropp'd a fear upon
the wvord, atnd blotted it out for ever.
. 0 0 0 0 *0 0
My uncle Toby went to his bureau,
put his purse into his breechmeepocket,
and haying ordered ,the~ Corporal .to'go
sarly in the morning-for s.physiciau,-hae
went to bed, and fell asleep.
The sun looked bright the morning af-~
ter, to every eye in the village but Le Fe
mens and his ted san'w: the hii of,