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AO Ae i 1t "We will cling to the Pillar of the Temple of oar Llberdtsi '" fal, we will Perish amidst the aimn." VOLUME T H. . E0 our t 110se EDGEFIELD ADVERTISER - W. F. DURISOE. PROPRIETOR. TE RS. Three Dollars per aunum.'if paid in adeeare -Three Dollars and Filly Cets. if not paid before the expiration of Six Months frons the date of Subscription-and Four Ioallern f not paid within twelve Months. Subscribers out ete State are roqsisd to pay in adranes. No subscription received for le~ than one and no paper discontinued until allarrear- i anre paid, except at the option or the Pub. i A1 slubseriptions will be continued unless ordered before the expiration of thset n lie Subscribers and g orthesame. shall receive i stath copy 1 dhert s - onspicsonsly iuserted at 62.1 cents per square. (32 linis. or less.) for the first * insertoo. and 431 cents, for each continaice. Those phlished Monthly, or quarterly will be c gsu $1 per te for each insertion. Ad veruseent not ghi the number of inwr tiuns marked on them. will be continued until -ordered'out, and charged accordingly. AN Job work done for persons living ata distance. must be paid for at the time the work* is done, or the payme red in tI e viM.ge. - All commumncatio to the -ditnr. pasid, tl be proattend dto.. _Cndidates. The iend of" N -.'fjW ILLIAMS. announce him as aca r be ceof Sheriff. 0?'The friend' of Capt. J. J.SENTELL announce ima as arnddnte for Ohe ofce of Sheriff. march 28 9 07 The friends of %car-s BOROUGH BROADWATEIt, announce him as a candidate fr the office dr Trax Ccal lector. mareh If 6 'Tbe friends of Shubel ATTAW AY, announce him asa candidate for the Office of Tax Collector, of Edgelleld Dis trict.I I? The friends of Capt. W. L. COL EMAN. unuot.nco him a4 a candidate for Ordinary of Edgefield Dis trict. Jan 19' If : .l 02"The ft N of W. J. SIN LN 8, E".. an hman a candidate for the office of Or dinary, of Wdgefield District. September 2.. Lf 31 Th tieleid of Celeoel J. * H.L. forthee --vtC - OU EXCHANGE TABLL Ansuss IwNbcsa and Banking Co. par 10 flanBok 'o'* ' gta. ranch ~ of Georgia at Aug of Brunswick, Georgia RaI Road, sank, Mary', par a j disc. SLthe Sof Gerat day. par a " -f ditto --- pa aj'" nej ordio~at Greensboro& par a of BrOawick, -r q - reial Bank, at Maegt . par a - RLL &Bkg. Co. Aies, par a - WBre Bak,Sae. par a tdito, atM on. par s Sank, avannah. par a " -hE Banking Comp'y. par a u4mbusi, a10 Georgisk -18,p 20" kg, Co. Sav. 4 a 6 " mbus, at on, 2 a 5' hBrun ~ 5410" "W 20 a 2:" , par. - rr 4. - t anches. - king Company.r & Banking Cosnanya. - schans Bank, Colunabus. of Georgia, at Rome. S I a 1 pram. - annah. par: a disc. Philadelphla, a 1 pret- tI Leasgton,IKy.. par a 1 -H~p~E Snberber has been. by e Judgreof I 2U.the District Court for Sonth Carohana1 -Distuici. appointed Commisuioner fnr Edgefichil I -District. pursuant to the preivisions of the0 Act afCngres., made, and now in force, concern -Dn-Bakrupts. Therefore. any person wish-il to iailhinsselformaid Act. wiall please call hudersined. at Hamburg, S C.. who a prparealjiepapers aneceraury to a finsal 4de rees libera Iternmsas any other per - reShe hgpr red all the Rules andu Blanks afsaitCarreqmred, &c. -ROBERT ANDERSON. Uaub.kg. ane 27th 1842 tf '2 o-Drug-ht to She Jasi thi. Distriet, a negro man who says his ~name ae Joseph, and that haebelongs'to Patterson, of fasckies Island. S t., of *& eion? ag *whiser froni ear to owner is r~eto comeCorwardl, eproperty. pa c a ndakhiawy . I. GOODMAN,.r. x. D. SZLy indebted toethe firm of Mitch eB' eill onbook..necount,~ are re 14 their accosita wlitiMaj. John - ~ is our law ful agent to receive debts ofsaid firm. - C. MITCHELL, J. KcNEILL. Sepr.30.. - MOFFATT'S VEGETABLE LIFE PILLS AN! PHGNIX IrTERS. ORIGIN OF TIHE LIFE MEDICINES. IE reader mnv not perhaps he aware I ' that the osigtn of 3offat's Lire Medicinei vsas the result of a protracted and painful ill less of their orginater, Mr. John MoI . Vhse aken ill. Mr. A. was a prosperoi. and flour slling merchant its the lower part of the city o q'ew York; anld having consulted and employe< i number orour most skilful physicians, he ifler mosths oaf sufferinsg. was prevailed ipor Spurchase the recipe ot the invaluable vege ab re.paraion now offered to the public. The effect of ths Life Medicines ine his owrv ace was so singular and remarkable. that ic mnmteodintely determined to offer to the world n nedicine to which le not only owed his life, lest his sappsinesi. The unifortm success whici A. sinece attended their administration ins eve. y instance. where a fair trial has been giver1 hem. has been attested by thousands, and in. :ontestibly proves their intrinsic merit. Tnr Ltre 31 MctNszs-GENER.Ac. RItnARES. These teedicints are indebted for their cnasic a their manifest aci sensible action in putri5y. ng the springsaned channels of life. and endin hess with renewed toiee and vigeir, and to ilec ::id.donlsted fsect that at a very early period it heir history they had rescued sufferera freson he very veige ol'nn untimely grave, after al he deceptive nostruess (of tie day, prescrihec sy plhsicians. had sutterly faileel. ice whire cm es they also( pernuanesntly seccred that eunifortr anjoymenbt Cal health. without.,wliclh lire itse:1 i bet a panttial blesing. So grent indeed had heir eticacy inivariably proved. that it was cereelv -s. ilans miracuilos to those who verc mnacqtiaieted with the beautifully philosophi. a prencicple upon whiel shey were coempoeund. qd. and upoin which thev conseqenstl v rt Ti1ll 1, d (E.N X Il'ITEKRs nte seo called, wcasc they isses the power of restnring the *,piring nsbers of he-alth. to st glowin:: vigor brelenhout the conptsttution. as the Pleonix i., aid to lbe rest..re-d to life from Ile ashes of its Own dissolfiniten The Plitix Bitters are en. irely aegetable. composed of rootae fotunl i 'ertain parts of the western contsry. which will afallily cure FEVERS AND A.UE.S'of all inds: ;will never fail to eradicate entirely all he effect of Merenry. infinitely sooner than the nost powerful preparations of Sarseparilla. nd Il in.mediatelv cure de determination ol LOI~- ) Ti '-'--- --'' s ----... r.;, .i ,h, jons quacaeries w osen v 6.a. -. redients, the Life Pills are purely and SoLutI VO-TA35.E. and contain neither Merenry, An. imony. Arsenic, nor any other mineral. in any ,ras whau-ver. They are entirely compesed f extracts f-om rare and powcrfal plants, the irtnes of which. though long known to several ndisas tribes, and recently to some eminent harseentical clsemists. are altogether on nowin to the ignorant pretender to medical cience: and were never before administered a so happily efficacious a combination. The first opetaciotn is to loosen from tle coats ithe stomach and bowels, the various impn. ities and crudities constantly settling aronnc hem; and to remove the hardened fieces which ollect in the conveeintions oftle smal lintestines. )ther medicines only peartially cleanse these; nil leave asch collected masses behind an to oduce habitual coasivenesse. with all its train f evila. or sldden diarrhen. with its imminent angers. The fact is well known to all re'gular natomists, who examine tle human bowels (er featl: nol hence the prejudice or these rell informed men against the quack msedicines f the age. The second otrect of the VEG E 'ABL- LIFE PILLS is to cleanse the kid eys and fhe bladder. and by this means th ver and the lung, the healthful action of which ntirely depende uepon the regularity of the rinary organs. The blood. which takes its ed color froit the agesncy of the liver and the nany beleers it pascwa ito the heart. heinir thus srlie~d by thsemc. and noucrishled by feood comn s from a'clean stonsachi, cousrses freely throng h se veine, recneiws every pssrt of theayestem, asio ritnhantly motse the banner of health in ss blooming cheek. Thes following; are' among the distressing yia iety of hnmsans disenecs. to wheich'thes Vegeta Ie I.ife Pills are well knsown to be inefallible: DYSPEPS IA. by thorough ly cleansing the rst and scennsd stomnnchs. and creating a flow f pusre hsealthsy hile, insteadl ef the stale and crel kind :-Fltleucy. Palpitaion of the lerart. Loss of A ppetite. lceart-brns uand hlend the. Restlessness, hlLtemper. Annerty Langourv ud Meanch~oly. which are the genseral esytnp acme of IDyspcesia. wvill vanish, as a natusral onsequsence osfetse enre. 'oslireaess, by clean.' ng the whocle lenigth of thse intestines with a lvenet process, and without violence: all vie. ent purges leaves the beswels costive within wo days. Diarrhera asne Cholera. by remoeving h sharp acrid fisuids by wh liche these comsplainets ra occasioned, asse by peromnoting; the Isubrien ive secretions of the mnucous membtrane. Fe. eran of all kinds, by restorling the blood to a eular circ'ulatioen thsrosugh the pernce'ss of rer. prnstuion 5n some caese, ands thse thocrouigh solus sone or all inetestinual obesictions itn others - rhe Life I1edlicines have been kneewn to entre 'heaetisns permanently in theree weeks. andI out ine ball the tisse, by'removing loenl ineflanm nations from she muisscles and lhgaensentse of thse oints. Dropsies of all kinds, bey Ireeing andi trengheneng the kidnevs and bladlder; they perate most delightfuslly oss theose impourtantor. an,, ande hence havo ever beene hosend a cer ai remedy for thsseewrst cases of Grared Alsc herms. by dislodging from the tuirnings of the sewehlsthe slimy nmatter in which these cre. nres adhere : Asthma and Consumsption. by re ievinsg the n'ir vessels of the lunig trom the nets :nts, which even slight colds will occasion which if not removed becomses hardened. asnd produces those dreadfssl dliueasea. &Srey, V1 :ers. and lneeratec Sorrs, by the peerfect purit1 which those Life Peills give tothe blood, and a the humesore: &corbutic E~rsepions and Bead Coma sterCaWs, by their alternatevo effect uepon the uid. that feed the sksn, the meorbid state o which occasiones all Erusptee coemplaints, SaL toe lu adother disagreeahle Cmplarimns Tre ses these Pills for at very short teme,wil .ffr..........:- ..... .c efrtRes Eryuipd'rs nnd a striking improvement in the Clearnen of the Skin. Common Colds and Iitjgajsaa. will always be cured by one dose, or lby two, even in the worst cases. Piles,-an a remedy for this must distressing and obstinate malady, the I Vegetable Life Pisls deserve a distinct and em. platic rrcommendatina. It is well known to hundreds in this city. that the originator of these valuable 'ills was hinrlf afflicted with this complaint for upwards of thAty-#ee years. and that lie tried in vain every remedy prescri hed within the whole compass of the Materia Aledica. lie however, at length. tried the Me dicine which he now offer to the public, and lie was cured in a very short time, after his re covery land been pronounced not only improba ble, but absolutely impossible, by any human Maeuns. All that M r. aoffat requires of 'is patients is to be particular in taking the Life Medicines -strictly according to the directions. It is not by a newsiu'per notice, or by any thing that Ie himselinay say in their lavor, that hopes togam credit. It is alone by the results of a fair trial Adrucr to Females.-Females who value rood healtlh shoild never he witihot the Life Medi cines as they purity the blood, remove Obsti tic tions, ad give the skin a beautiful, clear, heal thy. and bloing appearnoce. To I'arents ,nd others.-Persons of a pietho ric habit. who are subject to fits, headache, gid diness, dimness of sight. or drowsiness, from too great a flow of blood to the head. should take it freqtently. Children, and persons of all ages. may take them at any time, as they do not conta it mercury, or anoy ingredient that re quire.s conlinement or restriction of diet. To Lderiy Persoas.-Alany healthy aged in divdual.. wio know the value of Aniffat's Life Mledirnes. macke it a rule to take them two or 1hree times a week. by which they trematve the causes ihnt produce di-ease. preserve their health. ani kee-p ofl the itilirmities ofage. //radsof families .hould alwaya keep a gann tity of ihe Life .I'Nliieas in the honre, as a rem edv in, cuse, of sudden illnuss; for by their prompt administration. Cholerta Ujrbus. Gout in the stotianch, Cr.1,apve. SpasmsFevers, and oiler alaraming complaints. which tot, often pro.ve latni. inny bo peedilA enred or prevented facts for Mothers and Aursrs.-lt is a fAct established by the aiitiaal bi;14 of mortality, that one half of th.- chailren born are cut oIr before attaining seven year. of ae. nod the fruitful sonaice oltli. mortlityis found it, exist in that oal state ol thie -,tonah and bowels %n. hich pro - ,--- .......... ..c werme., As'h lsai I N the-matter of James L. Anderson, of I Abbeville District.a Bankrupt. Pursannt to an order of the District Court of the United States, for the District of south Car olina, Notice in hereby given, that causse be shewi before the said Court, at the Federal Court House in Charleston, on the nineteeth day of November next, at eleven o'clock. A. Al.. why the sanJames L. Anderson. should not receive his discharge and certificate as a Bank rapt. Charleston. 22d day of Angnuat, 1842. If. Y. GRAY. Clerk. August 31 '12 31 TIHE U. S. DISTRICT COURT, OISTRICT or soVTr C.tAROLtA. - IN BANKRUPTCY. IN the matter of Le-lie smvth. a Bankrupt. Pursant t) nit order of the District Court of the United States. for the Distyct of South Carolina. Notice i, hereby given. that cause be shewn before the said Court, at the Federal Court louse an Charleston. on the third day of December next. at eleven o'elock. A. M.. why the said Leslie Smyth should not receive ha t Discharge and Certificate as a Bankrupt. Charleston, 5th day oia Se ptember. 1842. H. Y. GRAY. Cler- a Septr 1. 12 33 TIlE U. S. l)ISTRICT COURT DITvic-r Or SouTu Caota. iN BANKRUPTCY. I N the matter of Thaos. 8. Wilks, an-4 Thos. T Swnnn. Planters, late Mlerchants under the firm of'T. S. Wilks & Co. Bankrupts, Purant to an Ejrder ofthe District Court of the United State.. for the District of South Car I olina, Notice is hereby given, that cause bei shewn before the said Court, at tho Federal Court lionase in Chairleston, an the twelfth day of November next, at eleven o'clock, A. 31.. why the said Thomas S. Wilks aod Thos. T Swann. shuld niot receive his discharge and certinenate, as a Bankruipt. Charrle.<ton, 1.th day of Au-rnst. 1842. .~ngist olH. Y. G RAY. clerk. StUte o outh (Carolina, ABBEv'ILI.E DISTRICT. IN THE COMMON PLEAS. William Smaitha. vs. Trespass, Attachament. 311E~ P'm having fled his declaration 3,in my olfice naginst the said defendant: Ordered that thae defendant do appear and plaad thereto wvithina a year and a day frm the filing of the same-. oth,-rwise final judgmeat wiall be awarded against hiat. J0llN F L.IVINGSTON, C. C. P. Clerk's Office, 24thi Sept. 1842. Sept.28 ly 3s Mtate of Soulth Carolina. ABBE.VII,,LE DISTRICT. IN TIlE CO IMON PLEAS. vs. Attachment, Debt. -William Dixon.) TIlE Plaintifflhavmng filed his declaration .,in tmy office againist the said defenudant, Iwho is without the limits of the State: Orde* ed that the said defendant do appear and plea" thereto wIthin a year and a day from the filing of the same other wise final judgment will be awre ginst him. JlNF. LUVINGST'-N, C. C. P Clerk's O00ice, 24th(8ept 1542- : 'Sent.~ 28173 .THE RER TO HER CHILD. The san and the day light gone, As oyer we journey ol ; The ano tying all deep and chill; The el thering round the hill; The w are moaning through the air. And &awing the branches bare, Oh h dig piteous cry. Aud s tuylttle eye; Be .ab.. and sleep! Thon&- snows, and though cold the Tha The frozen mountains bare, Mare 1iat ungenerous mind. W s were van to bind, ce. and. mining me, Lft me dimworld with theo: OMhash.- 'bush. thy picacing cry, And I r Illaby: babe; and sleep! Thy fathe rem tint for his child: Tho ,-and I reviled; Fron n. a dreary way. We w ngfrom day to day. Bergi. of the poor man's bread. And down in some humble sied; All but th look in scorn on ne, And. Gh ever be kind to lie: my babe, and sleep! Ali once baby, I :ad a home. Nor d ntht I thus should roam; By p lage our cottage stood. And my were pious, and kind, and y.bnt me on earth. For of their lonely hearth; rit to our door in cruelty gay. Th stole their treasure away ; my babe, and sleep! he his heart. and died. And waslaid by his side: And a WIM wrnn um, ,uv. .,, see oazef, Wher*,-Aldjno trees on the upland moor. Stands kindly open the peasant's door; Be iished, my babe, and sleep! AGIUCULTIJRAL. FrMs As' $Mm"a Misssis Planter. HANDLING CO'l ION. As you say, the subject of Cotton but 00 readily suggests itself to the mind of very southerner-and while we may flat er ourselves at having arrived at some do ;ree of perfection in the cultivation of the rowing plant,' there is one point we must ill acknowledge has been too much tie leced hv.onr planters. I allide to the mandling'of Cotton after ii is mado or gath ~redl from the fields. The article advises he systenlof throtcing Cotton int lorge nles into exdgiau as soon as picked, in irder to undeipo ,he process of heatiug. It entends that it diffuses the oil of the seed at. she iint4-therehy producing a rich co o and morasubstantual fibre. This is an portanlt point in the handling of Cotto"' md the viewa of the writer are so differ iant from my own, that I cannot refrain rum niferingynn some objections to it. I -egard thissystem, a., nfortunately for tr own isterest, but too much in prac ice at preseti. .The low condition of our ~ouom marker, at the present time parti larly, calls for a reformation among our lantets, and urges upon them the nieces 1ity of sending our erops for sale in a bet er condittii, Much can be said upon this subject; toomuch is required, for mec to itempt ittj present, and I shall content yself mtl* by stating my views in re alion to the system above alluded tio. I do n'ot- think, then, that the color of cnoth is imsproved by heating, but it is a erious injury In many respects. It is true some becoimes more yellow; while some ssume a blnish cast, consequently not niform-nd even that which dbos be rome more yellow, does not preseut the bright liveIf.eolor so much desired. We ll know that diae is more or less dlirt or ust in cottbnS when berought from the fields; by eating, this dirt stains the Cotton, or rather caUSeaS It to assusme a dingy, dull appearalce in contrast with the natural, lively, bright, cream color, which it exthi bits wheadded upon the scaffolds. The ibre, 'O~1s * 'ured-loses its elasticity anti tre ylib esae dead and heavy in appearabI admit that it gins more readily,li. Isthat not an evidence of lust stregd10 %5stend too, that the sun, when it u~~dupon the scaffolds, wtil draw tI4a f nthe seed, dissipate the ...,te, anti.I-'s the oil in totheo fibre, much bettor than can be accomplished by heat from mointure; the dust will be sha ken out, or if noi, will become so iry as not to injure the cotton before it reaches the gin stand, wlwre it % ill be. or should he, entirely sparated. Cotton which has been heated in piles, will gin easicr and faster, but not so well-will be torn off from the seed in large fla&es which cannot be separated by the brush, each fibre to it self, which causes it to present that card ed appearance which aitracts the fancy of the buyer. These are my simple rean-onm for believing that is thorough course of %'a - i4l upon scaffolds in the stan is the better plan of producing a perfec article for mar ket., By the one process we obtain an ir regular yellow color, dull, lifeless. dingy cotton-by the other a rich, lively. bright cream color. with inore elasticity, a-s is plainly discoveredl at the press, by those who have tried it. The writer above al luded to. is also deceived in anotL.er fact. lie assigns, as a reason that the sun de stroys the, color of cotton, the fact, that colon picked immediately after opening has the richest color. This is true-and it loses its color by exposure to the dews, and not to the sun. So, aM. cotton pick ed early in tho season has a richer color than that picklod late, and that i4 owing to the sun having more power-dis-.ipat M! the noisture before it has timte to b!ear, the cotton. These reflections I havo hastily thrown together-and they are now at vour dis posal-should you deim worthy ofis& tion tn he Southern Planter, I may from time to time give you tmy views in relation to.other points in the system of handling Cotton. Very respectfully. yotrs. &c. I1ALLER NUrT. Laurel Hill, Jefierson co., Apr. 22, I142. Home Labor.-WVe copy n ith plea,ure from the P'ittsburg American the following notice of a successful effort which has been made in that city to manufacture cast steel from native iron. We hope that the en torprise of the parties concerned in it will meet its appropriate reward I of the zrngna ursicur. a ,na m u .as., ticle made from the first attempt ofmessrs. Shoenbegers, made ofSteel, and leaves no reason to doubt of the perfect success in this important manufacture of an hith erto untricd branch of trade in his country. It is but of late vents that this steel could be welded to iron, but now when the pro cess of this is simple and universally ui derstood, tile cast steel supiceded all other kinds for almost every kind " edged tool. The success of Messrs. Shoenber gers will add a now and very important item to the manufactures of our country, and is is a fortunate circumstance thai the great wealth of this firm will enable thiem to carry out their experinmegt-a to that full completion. so necessary to the success of all new and great improvements. Caloin'.-The following extr.a is from the lectures of N. Chapman. M. D., Pro fensor of the Institute s and Practice of Meuicite in the University of Pensylva nia, locased in Philadelphia. lie thus dis courseth on the use of calonel: "Gentleie:- If you could -tee what I almost daily see in tmy private practice ina this city, persons fronm the south in the very 13at stages of wretched existence. rmaciated to a skeleton; with hoth tabiles of the skull almost completely perforated in many places; the nose half gone, with rotten jaws. ulceratedt throats, breaths more pestiferous, more intolerahlo than poitaoneus upas, limbs, racked with thte pamns of the inquisition, minds as imbecile s the pulling babe, a grievous burdetn to themselves, and a disgusting spectacle to others, you wouild excl aim, as I have often done, 'O!' the lamentabtle watnt of science iat dictates the abuse oft that noxious drug,. enomel, in thbe Southern States.' Gen tlemen, it is a disgraceful reproach to the profession of medicitne; it is quackery, hor rid, unnarranted,. murderous, quackcry. Wh-it merit d1o gentle.men of the south flatter themselves they possess, by being able tat saltivate a patient! Cannot thte veriest faaol itt I.'hrustendomn salivate-give calomel! But I will ask another question. Who is it that can siop thte career ouf mer cury, at will, after lie ha-s taken the reins in his owen deostructive aitd iingovurunble hatnds! H~e who, for an orditnary cause, resigns the fate oif hIs patient to ttercury, is a vile enemyv tol tho sick; and if he is tol erably popular. will, in one successful sea s.n, have paved1 the way "or the business of life; for he has enough to do ever after nardi to stop the mercusrial breach of te constitutions of his dliliaptidated patients. He has thrown him-self in fearful pro'cimi y to death. atid has now tn fight him as long as the patient maintains a miserable existence." Domestic Mledicine.-A doector innd a poet qttarrelled; an indilTerent person was referred 10 settle the dispute The latter made the following reply: 'You'ro faulty bot o per.ance for your crimes. Blad tatke his physic-Doctor read his, rhymes.* alisacellaneou. From IMe Neo Orleans Picagune. ARKANSAS COURT SCENE. "-Judge, the fellers are all here non let's open court!" said a man in a cai-c suit, (shirt, pantaloons and jacket) as t..i door was thrown open, and some iwelve . thirteen promisecuous looking personsi wc: marshalled into the old barn. It kaa, about noon-day, and all te turnmg had been tiruanentaly obscured i-y a -img shower. The complainnit, delfedant. witnesies, and all in any way connected nith the case, had travelled seven miatles to find this only spot in a large region where justice was assumed to be under legal distributiou. Into the county court room they came, all soaking wet, and nearly every man with the stump of a bad cigur in his mouth. Two or threo were very drunk, and lay right down on benches and boxes about the place, to go to sleep. Oue man had tbought enough to kindle a fire. gathering such material as ntas at band, and around this the rest of tte party gathered to get themselves partialby dry. It was a September day, and itlough not very cold, a dry jacket was more coutfoirtable than a wet one. "Wh'.'perns the case?" said the Judge. as he turned over an empty box made to carry dry giods. and lying aseless it a corner of the pilace. A fellow -ttaudiug before the fire, turned round andl sai, --Why Judge. if you mean that dry goods case, it is open already!" Tleu there was a laugh. and as the Jugde sat down, aaother man asked him if he was goiug to keep the prioner's bor tAll to himtselff The deputy constahle then said ** be d--d if the court should'nt be k iu order," ordering, at the same time, B Bruce to give him a cigar. The counsel flir the plaintifnext ~cam rurward, and was commencing an eloquent addres. when ile Judge stopped him in a familiar way, expressing an immediate uccessity for a chew of tobacco. "I does'ant ehew, Judge," said the attor-. o go to aleiep Itgdin. An old 'ow rtooaed lte door ope and :ime gruntIa; into court. surrounded by ler brood oh sluealling pigs. "Drive hur out!" was the instauaneocs lecision of the Judge. - "Have mercy on the widow and the ,therless!" said a biccupping drunken fel ow on a bench. 'Judge," said the counsel for the defio. - lant. "your time, I know, is 'preciouu, nust be the case with so able and viltuz.. ale a member of a society. This case fs ierfectly clear, Bnd I know your learn ig and lucid intellect pierced through it at tho irst glance. For me to argue, would be ~ lot only a waste of my own time, buau usult to your penetration. Muchbinlth: ,s said. but nothing is needed. Before ay other Judge I would lay down the -ules opf law, but here I know they hav wen deeply studied and wisely understoo look around me and behold ata humblr luse of logs, yet I see before me the spir t of truth, the unpurchasable distribution . f law, and tla old tenement rises before ny menttal vision proutd and beautifu Smajestic tetmple of Justice, Judjb, mavo a bottle of prime old Monongabela in ny pocket; fer the respect I bear your - rharacter', allow me to make you a prose if t." - -Verdict for the defendant!" said tho'* ludge. Cos.-Farmers are too negligent as . -> o the kind of cows they keep. There re many cows which do not pay to the. iwner the fixpense of keeping them. and icasion an annual lose. It costs go more o keep a cow that will average nine or ten uarts a day than one that will average unly six or seven ; and the difi'erence in mounat would in the course of the year me a handsome profit. If we estimate tho -ost of keeping a cow at twenty-five do! are, we shall find that ir a cow gives sir guarti per day, the Loss in keeping will bo 24 75. If the yield is eight quarts per lay, then the profit will be about 5.5. If he milk is ten quarts per day, the pronit will be $11 75. Now is the time to as -ertain whether your cows arewot teeping not ; and thte farmer sho'jld look well to this part of hts husbaodry.--EbC - ay Cutirator. A btust up.-A young lady named B~esey Ann, recently went to a ball with s bladder tightly blown up, for a hastle. A gentleman accidentally ran against her nd burst her bladder, restoring her clan otic form to its usual proportwnrs. Theo report was heartd all over town. A Clewer Joke.-Otie of the v'enders of the new life of Henry Clay walked tup to the carriage in which Mr. Webster depart ed from the Astor Hous, and oara'tiv said. ,-Take the life of Ihenry Clay?," "I cannot take the life of so eminent a cs- . , tzeax," was the repl.