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orel from the stunning effects of the fall
and got upon his legs again the train was
off.
The other guard had been standing on
the platform, with the station-master, wait
ing till the train should come bach along
side. The moment they saw that it was
moving away on the wrong track, they-
cried to the pointsman, and the guard
rushed out upon the line.
The pointsman shouted, waved the red
lamp, ran and turned on thodistance dan
gcr signal, which faced North, so that
Campbell could see it. No attention was
tie; but Campbell either did not hear, or
was too far gone to pay heed.
“Let's dash ahead, and signal the ex
press to stop,” cried Sinclair, excitedly.
lie pulled out his watch, and stooped
to see the time. Eight minutes to ele
ven. The express was two minutes behind
her time already. There wasn’t a moment
to lose.
“0 ! here she comes!” cried Blackjock
clutching Sinclair’s arm convulsively.
Far ahead, along the line, two points of
light like the eyes of a basalisk had glided
into view, and were last dilating and grow-
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In the bright red glare of the furnace
fire,stood Blacklock and Campbell. I Hack
lock shovelled in a qnaptity of coals, and
slammed the iron door.
•‘It’s like we'll hue ascowry night,” he
said, us he looked up into the dark, por
tentous sky.
“Like enough,” said Campbell, sullen-
ly.
Campbell had had another taste of the
“Gift of God” at Perth, and was nnusual-
ly morosff, and more inclined to sleep than
tldk. After one or jwo more unavailing
attempts to get up a conversation, Black-
lock drew further into shelter, and sat
down ou one of the sliding seats under
the storm board ; resigning himself, wc
J train went thundering into the darkness
Blacklock ran madly along the line, in
the desperate hope that hu might overtake
j the train, and in his agony crying to God
to stop it. But the red lights along the
out, hue were growing smaller and sm.iiier,
j and hope was gone. Blacklock stood for
J a moment like one bereft of his . senses;
and then, starting, ran back.
Sinclair stood ou his engine, awaiting
him.
“Are they off?”
“Oh yes, off! My God!” he cried in
agony, “what arc we to do?”
Sinclair plucked out his watch, and in
stantly an expression of horror came into
his face.
“The night express from the South is
coming on that line,” he said hurriedly.
‘She is due here in sixteen minutes. She
must be passing Blackford, now.”
Aghast with horror. Blacklock stagger-'
ed and covered his face with his hands.—
Suddenly a thought flashed into hisbraiu.
ster from the South came on through the
darkness at the rate of a mile a minute.
Already the thunder oV its approach was
distinctly perceptible. Scarcely a mile
separated the two trains. In thirty sec
onds they would i»e together!
Sinclair's engine was still bowling on,
alongside the other.
“i’ll jump across,” cried Blacklock,
suddenly. “Dash on—you—and signal
the express.”
In a moment, before Sinclair could hold
him back, Blacklock was at thesideof the
engine, had crouched low and made a des
perate spring, lie alighted upon the foot
board of the other tender. He staggered
for a moment; but recovering his balance
instantly, he sprang forward to the engine,
shut off the steam, and put ou the brake.
It was all the brave fellow couid do. Now
for life—for life ! He seized Campbell.
He dragged him to the side of the engine,
to leap off'. Ah, too late ! The huge train
was still rolling on, when the express, with
The Mexican Emperor and his Housc-
hdd.
The Ministers of Maximilian are now,
with the exception of Ramirez and Lacun-
za. who belong to neither one nor the oth
er party, all puros. Ramirez, is perhaps
the only one who belongs truly to the Em
peror. H* is a man without ambition,and
one of the first antiquaries of Mexico. La-
cuuxa is ambitious, without any principle.
He witrAli’e Maximilian to-day, Juarez
to morrow, and Miraiuon the next day.—
The Minister of War, Juan de Peza, is a
real naught. Geo. Parrori, being a strong
puro, is Inspectot-Geueral of artillery, in
fantry and cavalry; so Mr. PeZa has noth
ing wherewith to occupy himself aod he
likes it very much. Mr. Escudero, Min
ister of J estice, a puro, hates all foreign
ers. He il a dark, stern man. If ever
he has the opportunity he will be a terri
ble avenger of all the sufferings of his
country. The same may be said of Cortez
Esparza, oily he is the most gifled anti
clear-sightld of all. He numbers a great
many friends among all classes of the peo
ple. The Council of State has only two
important persons, Generals Uraga and
Can’t Support Yourself. j I* the Emperor of France a Bonaparte.
“Come,” said Col. Kelly, breaking off ! Paris, May 80, 1865.
a discussion about bouks/glrls and the j Tho which has now become open,
state of the country generally, “come { le twcen'the Emperor and his cousin, haa
with me now, and see how the problem of beon a , time F roln the me
the South has beeu solved in one instance, | llMjnt tbtt tLe preseilt Kmperor exhibited
at least, already. . . | proof of that power over the French na-
Uhen a Kentuckian is Tight there is £ ou wbkh and haakept him,
power in his example. Wo mounted forth- ( #t th(J LcaJ of it for , 0 niau y ycar ,, an JU
with—the evening a frugal u»*U*pT**A , reclin „ n0t en m«V free Item >aIoiSjr,
in the open air amidst the trees) having , hu .„ towa r cl bim on tho part of
been disposed of; and the tierce sun expir-1 >- apo i C0n . The great resemblance
ed, leaving behind that most enchanting I of the p rinoe to t b e first Napoleon, and
ghost of a Southern twilight—and rode , tho Clllir0 lack 0 f any 8UC h resemblance
about three quarters of a mile, inhaling j {n tLe fcatureg of thc Emperor, coupled
the delicious souls of these Southern leaves |' wi(h the stron;; Jou b. s which have always
Vidaurri, formerly Governor of Nueva
7
Leon. General Uraga is hot tempered,
liates the Flench, the clerical party, the
Emperor and Juarez, and wants to be him
self the first man in Mexico. He is known
as the Lest and most skillful general in
Mexico, In. has lost much of hia spirit pud
agili'y sincf the battle of Guadalajara in
IbliJ, where he lost one leg. The House-
h- 'd and Court of the Emperor are com-
P' od of al^ nations, he himself being.a
tall man, li^ht blue eyes, fine hair, a little
bald ou fhe'forehead, and very large whis-
kors. He loves the fine arts, is a great
tr.end of pietry, dislikes uniforms, or sol
diers at all. hates all women in the world,
his own included, and selects his domes
tics alwaysjfroni among Italians.
What hei thinks about the vices of the
Italian pedple, the followin
sh >w : Thd Austrian
a-e mixed up with many Italians, and
t):e.He s t'diora abused some men in the
op-
i ab-
He clutched Sinclair’s arm with thegru. p i its flying plume, and its great inds, mag
of a giant, , nifying into two great orbs of white flame,
“Give her chase—give her chare I” he ! came on through the darkness like a thun
cried eagerly. “Quick! Is your steam ' dcrbolt, and in a moment had dashed upon
up ? Let’s give her chase on the up-lme. them !
Me may stop her, or stop the express | 1 he shock was terrific. The engines
afore they meet. For God's sake, quick !” were smashed, the red fires flared up; thc
Black lock's look had changed iu a njo- j huge carriages of both trains came ou like
merit, from one of prostration to one of i successive explosions, and leaping madly
terrible eagerness and hope. He sprang over one another, piled themselves up and
upon thc engine. Fortunately, steam was up into a hideons quivering mountain of
already up. They bucked thc engine, got agony and death. Some, toppling over
the up line, only paused to pass one word rolled aside into the darkness ; and a
with the station-master, and then away thousand shrieks rang wildly up into the
and flowers, that, like spirita of the
pressed, venture abroad only- after thc
olision of the sun’s hot slavery, dismount
ing at a plain, little one story frame, sur
rounded by a puling fence in good repair.
At the gate wc wcA met by a movable
chat el biped, of the gender masculine, top
which, having first addressed it with re
spect himself, the Col. in duo form pre
sented me, explaining in terms suited to
chattel intelligence, that I was a gentle
man from the North, curious of the great
Southern problem, “Can't support Irim-
cxistcd in the family as to the present
Emperor’s legitimacy, very naturally made
Jerome feel a little sore that his cousin
had, by force of his name alone, attained
a position which ho himself- might have
occupied. From that day to this misun
derstandings and open ouarreb have not
been unfrequent, and it lias beea said that
during these latter the Prince Napoleon
has, on two or three occasions, thrown into
the very face of tho Emperor the charge
of bastardy. Indeed, it is now stated as
an on rlit, and believed by not a few, that
self. Accordingly, with a simple sin-1 ( j lc on |y reas0 n the Emireror has tolerated
centy that was at least self-respcoMul, as U)C p lincc Napo i eon at a n i8 that the lat-
wcll as hospitable to us, we were ushered
at once by thc chattel aforesaid, beneath
the roof of the reality to which it apper
tained, seating ourselves on appropriate
pieces of furniture, in obedience to invita
tion and example, when I opened tho case
abruptly, by announcing the proposition
as follows:
“You can’t support yourself?”
Thc chattel looked up quickly, first at
me, then at the Colonel, evidently puzzled
to know whether I was in my right mind
ter has at his comm end the most positive
proof of the Emperor’s illegitimacy, in
the form of a letter from King Louis him
self, in whioh- ho bUIcs poaMvely that
Louis Napoleon Bonaparte, now Emperor
of thc French, is not his son. This pre
cious relic is said to bo in safe keeping
somewhere iu Germany.
Proverbs by Josh BiLLittos.-Young
men, be more anxyous about the peddygree
6 story will
soldiers in Puebla
irnetticr 1 was in my right mind i
At length reassured by a twinkle j y urc K°' n n * nev0 > 11 au Y u are
or not. _
in the Colonel's eye, the chattel smiled !
And for all the world so naturaland intel
ligent was its smile, that I was on tho
point of throwing up the case. Taking
breath) however, recalling to my recollec-
, tion that the renowned statesmanship, j
Christianity and chivalry of the South were j
streets, ike people got very much afraid ' all iuvolvcd, thrusting out my lips, lifting
may suppose, to pleasant thoughts of Jen- they dashed lull speed into the wild dark ! shuddering air of night.
ny, and feeling happy at her being so near
hiui. C niiptmli remained standing sullen
ly on the footpath to attend to the engine.
They passed Forgundenny and Forte-
v'.ot wi.hout stopping. They stopped at
Dunning, where three or four people, muf
fled well up to protect themselves iiom
the night air, were waiting for the train.
They stopped again at Auchtenirder,
where the station ligh s hooked cherry by
'contrast with the darkness of the night.
Here they shunted on to the down line.
: a little beyond the station, till the night
mail for the west should pess.
The mail came up about five minutes
after, sharp upon its time; stopped for a
minute to take in the bags; and then,
with an impatient snort, .passed on into
the darkness. Campbell and Blacklock
thereupon prepared to reshunt to their
proper line. They put ou the steam
and reversed the engine ; but there was
a alight incline at thc spot; the train was
heavy, and they could nrtt -get it to move.
Alter one or two attempts, Campbell—
spe iking with a (hick voice, for he was
half stupid with drink—ordered Black
lock to got a crow-bar and put it to the
wheel to give the eugiue a start.
“Will Sinclair have one?” said Black
lock, jerking his thumb toward an engine
they had passed on the siding nearly op
posite the platform.
He had better go and see.
Campbell sluggishly continued his at
tempts to start his engine; while Black
lock went back to Sinclair's, glancing up,
os he passed, at the w indows of the car
riage where Jenny was, in hopes of see
ing her face and getting a smile. He told
Stncla.r what he wanted. Sinclair, who
was re..d ng a newspaper by the light of
an oil lamp, had no crow-bar, but thought
there was one in the shed. As he said
so, he looked carelessly round toward the
train which Blacklock had just left, and
saw that it had got a start already, but
was moving in the wrong direction. He
continued watching it for a few seconds,
expecting to see it stop and come back;
but still it kept moving away and away.
“Hollo! what does the fellow mean?”
he eried, jumping to his feet. “He’s go
ing off on the down line !”
Blacklock looked, and turned white as
death. Thc awful truth flashed upon him.
Camnbell was drunk, and did not know
what no was about. In an instant, leap
ing from Sinclair’s engine, Blacklock ran
swiftly along the line in pursuit of the re
treating train. It was hopeless. A full
head of steam was on. The train was
quickening its pace every moment. The
heads that had been pop; '
rinm
Coogrcgationulists. Dr Tyug writes one
'rouno, in oy *ue glare i ot - p ani .,filets, Dr. Canfield another,
ps, swept ike lightning j jj r8 Muhlenburg and Cotton Zenith also
enter thc list against their Diocesan.—
More thun forty of the Episcopal clergy
unite in declaring that theBLhop'scourse
is contrary to the law^ of the Church and
the .-pirit of the Gospel.
The coming gener d convention of the
Episcopal Church iu Oc.iber next will be t!ra 'ly eets red in the face.au effect w hich
the entire
re poor Jenny was he
ping ont from ' bent over and glared wildly in. but could
of the carriage windows to see what i not distinguish her amongst the motley
night
Thc other engine and train had pot thc
start of them, by ne arly two miles. If
the express was true to her time, there
was no hope. In five or six minutes there
would be a collision. But if the express
was in Hie least behind, there was still a
dcsjieratc chance. Awly, then, and away.
Ou they went, witU thundering crank
and grinding steel. The tender quivered
and rocked; (he ground, lit by tbe glare
of the engine Inin
under them. There was a terrible voice
in the quick, clanking wheels—“Life or ,
death!—Hie or death !—life or death!—
Away and away, like a fiery meteor through
the driving storm and darkness. The
telegraph poles flew past like Irighicd spi
rits.
“There, there she is!” bur«t from the
lips-of both men together, as they caught
sight of two red lights shining far ahead
upon thc line.
“On—on ! for God’s sake on!” cried
Blacklock, with frightened eagerness.
They dashed with a shattering roar be
tween the rocks at Lentrie, burst forth
again, and way ou the wild and terrible
pursuit. They were gaining rapidly on
the train ahead. There was still hope—a
desperate hope. They dashed, with ano
ther roar, through the deep cutting at
Beatli's Ward, and still away and away.
“Life or death—life or death—life or
death !” clanked tho wheel.
“Ha! what’s that? Did you see that?”
cried Sinclair, suddenly, as his eye caug'ht
sight for an instant, of a spectral form
that flashed across the rail almost at tho
engine wheel.
“On—on !” Blacklock almost Screamed,
never turning his eyes from the red lights
ahead, which they were now rapidly near
ing. Just as tho long train crossed the
Bridge ot Berth, they dashed alongside.
Now or never. The awful crisis had come.
Thc parliamentary train was thunder
ing along the parallel rails at the velocity
of nearly thirty miles an' hour; and as
Sinclair and Blacklock passed carriage af
ter carriage, they could see. in the dusky
light of the lamps within, the dim rows
of passengers, many of them asleep, and
all unconscious that they were on the
wrong line, bowling, quick and fast, into
the jaws of death.
Great God! what a picture of human
kind was that, if one had a moment to
think of it. _ ‘
Blacklock’s breath was short and gasp
ing. The perspiration was standing in
great beads upon bus brow. As he passed
the carriage where poor Jenny
^kins or the Times —Bishop Pot-'
ter’s impeachment of certain of his clergy
ft>r fraternizing with nou-Episcopal di
vines is making warm work for this hot
weather. Four pamphlets denounce the
Bishop's Pastoral Letier in which he con
demned certain of his clergy for lellow-
{ ship in worship with Presbyterians and
lists. Dr
u account t>f this behavior, and the fol-
b wm. day a great riot took place in Pu
cola, four soldiers were killed and several
wemmiefl. tJlfconrsc the pcnpfc'Were not
armed, and were soon overpowered by the
well-armed Austrian soldiers. The Gov
ernor of Puebla started immediately for
Mexico, and was astonished to hear thc
Emperor sry it was very foolish for the
people in I’uebla to make such a riot about
nothing. The fact is, that neither thc offi
cers nor men who participated in this
crime have been punished. The Empress
is a tall, portly lady, but her features can
not be said to be delicate. She likes balls,
enjoys dancing and fetes very much, rides
well on horseback, but has been a little
melancholy for some time, the Emperor
not treating her very kindly. When iu full
dress and blazing with diamonds, shegen-
and turning up thc
calmly renewed my
one of the most important iu
history of the American Episcopal Church,
According to Rev. Dr. John Cotton .Smith,
in his reply to the Bishop’s Pastoral, aq
effort will be made to introduce a new ca
non, intended to allow to the clergy of this
church more liberal relations with those
of other denominations. This movement
will meet with vigorous resistance as Wfcll*
as hearty support. The clergymen iden
tified with it are well known for their per
severance and independence, as well as for
a tendency to controversial discussion;
while the Bishop will be supported in the
course he has adopted by the vast body of
his clergy.
T he return of delegates from the South
ern dioceses will be another still more im
portant feature of the coming convention,
and there are questions to be considered
which will aid to tn ike the occasion one
of special interest.
the cause ofthe detention was, were drawn . crowd of slambering passenger*. On they
in, and the windows palled np again..un- dashed—Blacklock and Sinclair—thun
der the impression, no doubt, that the I dering along side by side with the other
tfim WM again upon iu way. Tbe guard , train, till they came abreast of the engine,
in the break, ns soon as he found that the j Campbell was there, but apparently stupi-
train was actually setting off on thc wrong fled or asleep, sitting on the seat under
tine, began to make his way hurriedly t the stomboard, with his head hanging
from carriage to carriage toward the en-! down nearly to hia knees,
gine, but missed his footing, and fell hoa-1 Blacklock shouted and yelled at the
vily to the ground. Before he had recov- pitch of hit voice; Sinclair blew the whis-
The Drops in a Shower of Rain.—
To count the grains of sand on the sea
shore has generally been considered a te
dious, if not an impossible operation.—
Similarly, it might be supposca u difficult
mutter to count the drops in & shower of
rain. Mr. Ilerve Mengen, however, pro
poses to do this in a very simple way.—
For this purpose he impregnates a paper
screen with sulphate of iron, and faces it
with a mixture of finely powdered nutgall
and gum sandarac. Drops of water, fall
ing on this screen will make a black spot.
If now this screen be placed on a drum
which makes a complete revolution in
twenty-four hours, successively exposing
parts*of the screen to the rain, the dura
tion of the shower and the number of the
drops will be clearly indicated by the black
•puts ; and the time, the space of paper
exposed at each moment, and the area
covered by the shower being known, the
rest becomes a simple arithmetical opera
tion. The apparatus can also be Arranged j
to show the direction of tho fall, and also,
it U said to determine the weight of the '
drops.
Where one man has been saved by a
true estimation Of another's weakness,
thousands have been destroyed by a false
appreciation of their own strength.
would be very nice in a young country
girl, but one that is less to be desired iu
an Empress. TKb imperial pair live most
ly at the c istle of Chapultepcc, one hour's
ride from Mexico city, sleeping in the
palace iu tbe city only on occasions of a
great fete.
The study ot working room of the Em
peror is embellished with all kinds of lit
tle fancy g ods, statuettes, pictures and
rarities. The study of thc Empress is in
the rococoo stylo, the chairs covered with
dark green damask, bordered with silver.
The Empress works more than the Empe
ror. Her talents also are, undoubtedly,
fur superior to those of her husband. She
is very ambitious, and likes exceedingly
her place as Empress. Most of thc offi
cial petitiuisand letters scut from tho Cab
inet to the study of the Emperor are re
turned by her endorsed, and the action to
be taken clearly explained. At six o'clock
in the morning she rises, and takes a ride
on h irsoback until seven or eight o’clock,
in company with a few aid-de camps.—
From that time until half-past nine or ten
she attends Cabinet affairs. Breakfast is
served at Mf-past ten, after which she
hears the news read by tbe Baroness
Magdeburg, the only German lady who has
remained in Mexico, the Countess Ziehy
and ail the others having returned t<
Austria Baroness Magdeburg is an in
telligcut and very iuieresting woman, tin
only ii end of the Empress, as the Mexi
can ladies who belong to the court bcin^
so verj ignorant, it is impossible to asso
el ite with them. From two till five tbi
Em] t ess again occupies herself in writing
At *ix she dines, and unless it is a stat<
! dinner only four or five persons are invi
j tod, who are allowed to appear in dre*
> coats with light colored pantaloons, yellov
I gloves, and without white cravats. La
1 di6a are never invited to these private din
, nera. After dinner segars are hander
| round, and the Emperor smokes and con
i verses with everybody without ceremony
T he remainder of tbe evening is while
away over A game of wbial or ombre, bu
never for mhtlqy.
It la the oj
lawyer gets
the lawyer thinks the doctor gets
“pilfeg* "
ICY
ad.
up my eye brows,
whites of my eyes,
proposition. ^ __
“Tdu foolish fellow, wfiat do you want
to be free for ? You know you can't sup
port yourself.”
What was my confusion when the chat
tel, with another smile, accompanied by a
shake of thc head so knowing as to be pos
itively startling, replied with equal calm
ness, and an assurance of only more quiet
dignity than mine:
“My name is Bryan, so called from my
last master. I was born in Virginia, where
my first master having broken up, 1 was
sold to a trader and brought to Georgia.
Hero I have changed masters six times.
I married here, and each time my own
lookout only, saved me from being parted
from my wife and family. My master’s
didn't care. They sold me wherever the
could first get the money. I can’t rca<’
My wife can a little 1 am a tailor. Be
fore the war 1 paid twenty dollars amonth
for myself, and ten dollars for my wife,
and have still managed to lay up fifteen
dollars a month besides. * I am now send
ing my oldest boy to school at two dollars
per month. Judge whether I want to be
free. I have supported not only myself,
but my master. “Why shouldn’t I be able
to suppi rt myself?” ,
Glancing around at the neat parlor,
plainly but well furnished, thc happy faces
of tho children, particulacly the oldest,
who came up, volubly eager to illustrate
his progress in letters, and venturing one
more glance at the intelligent smile of the
father himself, now beaming with grati
fied independence, I incontinently re
nounced the cause of the aforementioned
renowned statesmanship, Christianity and
chivalry of the South, reached for my hat
and meekly inquired of thc colonel if the
duties of his station might notsuffef by an
absence farther prolonged, whereupon, he
respectful ofthe situation, boro me, a dis
comfited champion, off the scene.—Cin
cinnati Commercial.
The Fenian Oath.—A Fenian has
been arrested in Liverpool on a charge of
robbery. On his person the following oath
was found:
“I now, in the presence of Almighty
God, solemnly Swear allegiance to the
irish Republic, now virtually established,
to take up arms in its defense at a mo-
nent’s notice; and that I will, to the best
if my power, defend its territory and in-
lepeudcucc, and will implicitly obey the
lommands of my superior officer. So help
•ne God.”
I sumbody left you.
There iz only 1 advantage that I can
sec in going tew the Devil, and that is,
tho rode iz easy, and you are sure to find
the way.
When a man's do<* deserts him on
akownt of his poverti, he kant git enny
lower down iu this world—nof hi land.
Men aint apt tew get kickt out ov good
society for being rich.
Two common “Yankee Noshuaa” are
the noshuns that skenel houses are cheeper
than Staits Prizons, and that the United
States iz liable at enny time to be doubled,
but aint liable at enny time to be divided.
There is 1 kind of kissin that has al
ways bin deemed extry hazardus (on ak-
ount of fire), and that is kissin yuro na
ber’s wife. Getting thc wife’s consent
don’t seem to make thc matter enny the
less risky.
if
you
What
ininioR of the doctor that tb<
his Hving by plunder, wbik
his by
Army Chaplain—“My youeg colored
friend, can you read ?”
Contraband—“Yes, sah !”
Army Chaplain—“Glad to hear it.—
Shall I give you a paper ?”
Contraband—“Sartin, massa,
please.”
Army Chaplain—“Very good,
paper would you choose?”
ContrabaHd-“Wcll, massa, if you chews,
I take a paper of terbaker.”
The chaplain looked at tho contraband,
and the contraband looked at the chap
lain, then the latter sighed, and paased
on.
A Boy'sCompos f on on Moonlight.
—The following is said to have been read
in a city school t “ ’Twas a calm still
night; the moon’s pale light shone soft
o’er hill and dale. Not a breeze stirred ;
not a 1^ stirred ; not a dog stirred ; not
a horse mrred; not a man stirred ; not an
owl stirred ; not a hog stirred; not a cow
stirred; not a sheep stirred; not a cat
stirred; not a mouse stirred'; not a hen
stirred; not even a goose stirred.” Here
the teacher interrupted, with the obser
vation that the composition appeared to
relate more to agriculture than moonlight.
Franknel'8.—The most agreeable of
all companions is the simple and frank
person, without any high pretensions to
an oppressive gentleman : one who loves
life and understands tho use of it; oblig
ing alike at all hours; and above all of a
golden temper, and steadfast as an anchor.
For such an one we most gladly exchange
the greatest genius, the moot brilliant wit,
and the profoundest thinker of the age.
A writer in Georgia describee a gov
ernment tannery, grinding bark by no
power visible at first, or suspected. Tbe
machinery is run by an underground creek
—a great curiosity. There are several
similar streams in that region, soft lime
stone being favorable to sinks and aubma-
rine channels.
Wm. GUnnre Simms is now publishing
i little daily paper at Columbia, S. C-
DeBow, editor of the Review bearing
Yis name, and an able man, is now at
Jhester, S. C , and wishes to resume tbe
inblieation of his monthly, and advocate
ree labor.
Governor Picked is at Yorkville, S. C.,
vith his pretty' young wife, and repents
ais course in the early part of the rebel
lion
There is s great cry for women in Ne
vada and Colorado. There would be a-
great deal of crying in those States ekoald
many young women go thither.—Bos*?*
Traveler.
Law is like • reive; you may are
through it, but you must be considerably
reduced before you can get through it
Gov. Bra inlet te will soon commence to
atump Kentucky for the abolition amend
ment.
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