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|?rft?i?4 Dr. FltUr'* Vr|(rtnbls llhrnmsllo
pymp sn4 Pills, v> hic'i 4 g isriLlro * ? infallible tnrt
1 >r Pnius in LU*I, l.uiiyv H?ck, I |p*rt. l,iml s. Kerrci*, Kkl?*y,
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Dr. .1. Walker's California Vinegar
Hitters aro a purely Vegetable
preparation, made chiefly from tho native
herbs found on tho lower ranges of
the Sierra Nevada mountains of California,
tho medicinal properties of which
are ox tract c' 'herefrom without the uso
of Alcohol. 4;io question is almost
daily anker*. 'What is the cause of tho
unparalleled success of Vixkoau HitVKJiS
f" Our answer is, that they remove
the cause of disease, and tho patient re
rovers his health. They are the jp'oat
blood purifier and a lile-gix in# principle,
21 perfect Renovator and Invigorator
of the system. Never before ill the
history of the world has a medicine been
i omiMiiinded possessing the remarkable
qualities of ViNKo.Mt Hi itkhs in healing llio
sick of every disease man is heir to. They
urn a gentle Purgative as well as a Tonic,
relieving Congestion or Inllamination of
the J.ivor and Vi.w^pd Orgaus i^ Bilious
1 > i senses
'I he properties of Dr. Walker's
"V im oak 1 >tttkus nro Aperient, Diuphnretic,
Carininative. Nutritious, Laxative, Diuretic,
h'jdntive. Counter-Irritant Sudorific, AlteraV
e, and Anti-Bilious.
Grateful Thousands proclaim Vinegar
Bitters the most wonderful Invigorant
that ever sustained th?? sinking
svktoin. ^
No Person can take these isitiers
according to directions, and remain long
unwell, provided their bones aro not debtroyed
bv mineral poison or other
means, and vital organs w asted beyond
to pair. W
Jiilious. Remittent and Intermittent
I evei'8, which are so prevalent
in the valleys of our great rivers
tliroorrlumt the Ilnifntt Kt-O.-v: oorwi-illtr
those of the Mississippi, Ohio, Missouri,
Illinois, Tennessee, Cumberland, Arkansas,
Red, Colorado, Brazos, Rio Grande,
J'caii, Alabama, Mobile, Savannah, Roanoke,
James, and many others, with
their vast tributaries, throughout our
entire country during the Summer and
Autumn, and remarkably so during seasons
of unusual boat and dryness, aro
Invariably accompanied by extensive derangements
of the stomach and liver,
and other abdominal viscera. In their
treatment, a purgative, exerting a powrtful
intluenco upon these various organs,
is essentially necessary. Thero
is no cathartic for tho purpose equal to
bu. J. Walker's Vinkc.au Bitters,
as they will speedily remove the darkcolored
viscid matter with which tho
bowels are loaded, at tbc same timo
stimulating the secrotions of the liver,
and generally restoring tho healthy
functions of the digestive organs.
Fortify tho body against disease
by purifying all its fluids with Vinegar
Bitters. No epidemic can take hold
of a system thus foro-anned.
* jiyspopsia or indigestion, Headncbe,
ram in tho Shoulders, Coughs,
Tightness of tho Chest, Dizziness, Sour
Eructations of tho Stomach, Had Taste
in the Mouth, "Bilious Attacks, Palp'.tatatioti
of the Heart, Inflammation of tho
Dungs, Pain in the region of tho Kid
ueys, and a hundred other painful symptoms,
are the offsprings of Dyspepsia.
One bottle will prove a better guarantee
of its merits than a lengthy advertisement.
^
Scrofula, or King's Evil, White
Swellings, Ulcers, Erysipelas, Swelled Neck,
Goitre, Scrofulous Inflammations, Indolent
. Inflammations, Mercurial Affections, Old
Sores, Eruptions of tho Skin, Soro Eyes, otc.
In these, as in all other constitutional Diseases,
WALKKR'g VfXttOAR UlTTHUS haVO
shown their great curative powers in tho
most obstinate and intractable cases.
For Inflammatory and Chronic
IMicuitiaiism, Gout, Bilious, Remittent
and Intermittent Fevers, Diseases of
tho Blood, Liver, Kidneys and Bladder,
these Bitters have no count. ^ Such Piscasos
ure caused by Vitiated Blood.
Mechanical Diseases.?Persons engaged
in Paints nyd Minerals, such as
J'lumbcrs, Type-setters, Gold-beaters, and
Xti. ?V 1 J_ I!.*- -
milium, i%* ujwy m mo, are SUOJCCt
t< ^paralysis of tho Howols. To guard
against this, tako adosoof Walkbh'h VlNKg
a r Hittkks occasionally.
For Skin Diseases, Eruptions, Tetter,
Salt-Khemn, Hlotcliea, Spots, Pimples,
Pustules, lloils, Carbuncles, King-worms,
Scald-head, Sore Kycs, Erysipelas, Itch,
Scurfs, Discoloration* of the Skin, Humors
and Diseases of the Skin of whatever name
or nature, are literally dug up and carried
out of tho system in a abort time by tho uso
of those Hitters.
l'in, Tape, and other Worms,
lurking in the system of so many thousands,
are effectually destroyed and removed. No
HVNteui of medicine, no vermifuges, no an*
tiiolmiuiiics will free the system from worms
like those Hitters. ?
Yor Female Complaints, in young
o, old, married or single, at the duwu of womanhood,
or the turn of life, these Tonic
Hitter* display ao decided an influence that
improvement i* soon perceptible.
Cleanse the Vitiated Blood whenorer
you find iu impurities bursting through
the skin in Pimples, Eruptions, or Sores:
leans* it when you ftud it obstructed and
pluggish in the veins: it when it is
foul; roar feeling* w-ill tell voa when. Keep
the blor-d pure, and the health of tho ^r?*em
will fohow. m
h. ii. Mcdonald a co.,
DrtnriiiO and Gen. R?n Fruiinlneo. Cnllfhrid*,
?n<l p??r. ??f Wn?hinfton nn<l Charlton Sik.. N, V.
Stfl* <*?! !>? utf-K ' <* *Uiutcii*
* TI
Professional & Business Cards.
1>? JtMlKWX, ,1, M. *()llNhO.N
P. VVATTI JCUAilM.
JOHNSONS 5QUATTLEBAUM,
ATTORNEYS and COUXSELOKS AT LAW
Conwayboro, 8, C.
Law Card.
QO.LLERS, HUDSON & KKLLEY,
Attorneys & Counsellors at Law
Will practice in all the courts of Horry,
whether State or Federul.
[}./"* One oft he tirin will he in attendance
at every term of the court, and such other
times as business may require.
Olllce, Marion, S. <J.
W. W. SELLERS, J. H. HUDSON
JNO. A. KKLLEY.
Oct. 21, 1873.
JOS. T. WALSH,
Attorney at Law and (
SOLICITOR IN EQUITY,
Will practice in the com Is of Mut ton, Horry
ami Oeorgetowiu
?l>nioe>i CON WAYUORO. S. C.
Nov 13, 1J>70- tf.
rp i<\ OILLESl'lK,
Attorney and Counsellor at Law
"Will give prompt attention to all busiucs
entrusted to bis care.
CONWAYBOHO, S. C.
June, 25, 1871.
rpOLAR .fc 11ABT,
Commission Merchants,
1A2 I'llONT STIiW.T
NEW Y< UK.
Liberal advances made on consignments
Naval Stores, Cotton, &c.
Orders receive Froinnt Attention.
Unexceptionable references given N'Oilh and
South.
J. K. Toi.au J. II. IIaut.
ofN.C. of S. C
rplIOS. L. 11 All KELSON,
Commission Merchant
Shippinggaud Forwarding Agent,
!HULL UKEEK, S. O.
Special attention given to the buying and
selling of Ton Timhkk, and other produce.
U3TComfortable Houses, Lois and Stables,
far teams, will be furnished to transient Timber
men, without Char ye, t oho entrust their
business to mc.
J J.\ WILLIAMS,
1 >K A I.KKU IN
GKNKUAL MEKCI1AN DIZE,
M AN UFACTUKOH OF NAVAL STOKES
COMMISSION MERCHANT.
AND
patutt a ti-nttvtrr a r?wtvtm i
? U?V YY AA4J4XNV X.t
lX7~ Special attention given to the buying
and selling of Ton 'limber.
HULL CHEEK, s. c.
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iY NEWS: MAY 20,
8PALDIN G'S
THROAT CONFECTIONS
Well Known and STANDARD REMEDY for
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To quiet llio iktvcm,
'1 orelieve nevei'c pulti,
To [>rev<i'i!t coiivuInioiin,
l o IIMIIIPO sleep!
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Mothers,
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I'areicorlc, Godfrey's Cordial, I?:titdainim or
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Most Desirablo Substitute.
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per bottle.
MANIIATTANMKD. CO.'Sot.rc PnoP's.
No J' (Jollogo PIaoc, Now J'ok.
j;uii>-10m
Toms' Condition Powder,
1'retired In accordance with (lie Original liecipeoflhu
celebrated I>r. Toms, ranks A, No. I,
mount; tilt the remedies tor Hori-ea and (.'utile.
Terns' Condition Powder
Is ffor made ofOhenp l)ru?H, with a vievr of
securo it large profits, but is composed of he
Meet iW' dlctU 11 gredten is, enrh one of which 'S.
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Whole t'oni ItOII lid is wail- III'.I'll MS Mill t efcl ('ilk.
ttiiton Powder ever administered to domoti'
animals.
Tome' Condition Powder
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ml worthlesa preparations' ihnl Hood
the market, with no o'lier intent 111 tin it.a pecuniary
gain of their unscrupulous proprietors.
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Is nn Honest and Heltablu remedy I or Heaves,
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li the Fartners Friend, and should he kept hv
every Stock Urower ami ''\?iy vner of liorses,
who prides himself on the condtvion of his tunnulls
Mini wlio wishes to see them hearty, healthy
and in it end ord er.
l*i tee 2ft el* per package- Sold bv till dealors.
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Side Proprietors, to wltuiu ttii oi tiers should be
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1 )l i. TOMS'
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This Liiittnieiit, made strictly after ilit* foritinIr\
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MEAT {SPECIFIC MIR RHEUMATISM
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Susan Swkkt, Herkimer, N. V.?"My daughter
was .\UVeied wi'li affection ol the spine. 1 applied
HneM.ui Liniment thomughly toiler bntk.
1 used three bottles, tied she is entirety cured
It out Kkkmiaw, hart v hie, N. Y. ? was attacked
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.lie. M. Fay. Fariville, N. Y.?My right sbuitl
tier became d i.-eased. at tended wttn severe pain,
and 1 count not raise my arm without the help of
the tuber baud. i commenced using lir. Toms
Russian Limine* I, and in 'ess Hutu one mouth
I coil Id raise my arm, and it is now entirely recovered.
Wo have a great ninny other certificates evidencing
til" unparalleled ellicacy of lotus' line*
siau Liniment u. cases of
Still' Joint*, Sholltiiffg,
Wound*, llriiincM, Hums,
Jaiineness, t oulnu'lcil ConK,
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These most elegant extracts are fold
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Tlie Metternicli Charm is put up in o / and %
ox bottles, which retail, respectively at 60 tie.
and 26 clb each.
All the above select Perfumes are put up by
the
MANHATTAN,MED. CO., soj.k Piiop's.,
No. 0 College Place, New York.
mUB.WK'S
Effervescent Aperient.
To many persons, pills are so ohnoxious^and
unpalatable thutju
CATHARTIC
In some other form Is an
Absolute Necessity.
To all such
Burbank's Aperient
will be lound a most thoroughly etlective substi.
tut*.
) t is as pleasing and delightful as a glass of
Soda Water. It corrects acsdiiv of tl?? oa*.
ach, cures indlfpniloii, and headache; toneb up
the sjstem, mid is the
ItaHt ltomcdy lbr4 Constipation
ever discovered
it is put tip in large bottles and retails at
One Dollar Each,
To I,adiee it is luvulimuie, an it is
Perfectly Safo to Use at Any Time.
No speclAc directions are necessary in iu.ii
it, as it ls4
ENTIKELY HARMLESS,
even in the large* tfdose*
MANHATTAN ME1>. CO.,'Sole Prop's.,
U Uollugc l'luco, New York.
jaut) JO,
1875.
Strategy.
"Monkeys should be looked after
and educated," says a sarcastic writer;
and certainly these animals possess a
talent lor mimicry which gives them
the appearance of possessing brain
power. Man, however, is more than a
match for them as the lollowing story
111 mi's w
A company o( Brazil hunters had a I
lot of little hoots made just largo
enough to he drawn over a monkey's
loot, and filled the bottom with pitch.
With these they set out for the woods,
and soon found themselves under the
fees where the lively little fellows
were leaping about among the branches
hanging by their tails, swinging
themselves easily from one tree to
another, and chatting noisily together,
as if making observations upon the
strange visitors that had come into
their quarters. The hunters quietly
sat down under the tree, while the
little chatterboxes were rattling on
over their heads, hut never for a moment
removing their eyes fiom them.
They then placed the little boots where
they Could be seen, and commenced
taking oft'their own boots. Having
done ibis, they let them stand awhile
near the little boots. All this the
monkey very carefully noticed. 1 he
hunters, now taking up their hoots,
having curelully looked over them,
drew them slowly, one alter another, 1
on their lo? t. Not a motion escaped
tho obscrvat ion of the monkeys. Having
replaced their boots they hurried <
away to the thicket, where they could,
unseen, watch the monkeys, leaving :
J t O
the little boots standing in a row.
' 'hey were no sooner out of sight than
down from the branches dropped the
monkeys. They looked at the boots,
took them up, smelt ot them, and
tinally, seating themselves as the hunters
had done, drew them on over
their feet. As soon as they were
lairlv in the boots, out sprang the
hunters from their hiding place, and
IllfUl! L 11V 111. Jlltw lUUIIlil'^H,
aflYiirhled, ntonce started for the trees, I
but only to find tluit they had destroyed
their power of climbing by
putting on the boots. So they fell an
easy prey 10 their cunniug enemies.
jLxchange.
You (.Jot Him, "Itoss!"
Itather a serio-comic incident occurred
at a station on the Richmond &
Danville Railroad a tew days ago. .
An engineer having occasion to back
bis train on to a siding to take on au
extra ear, a negro who was to do the
coupling got caught in between the
bumpers of the ofF ear and the train,
and though not seriously hurt, had the
breath pretty well knocked out ol him
and was unable to move. Another
negro, who saw his predicament, crept
up to the engine and drawing the engineer
aside, said to him in a confidential
whisper: ''Ross, you got him!"
"What?"
''You got him, boss, sure enuf dis
time. lie can't move nor holler needor."
Still puzzled, the Enquirer reporter
again demanded an explanation, when
the negro sank his voice lower, and
giving a knowing leer, said:
"Ross, 1 specs you better run; nobody
seed you" and then disappeared.
Aboui this time the fireman, who
had gone back, came forward and explanained
matters, but it is evident
that negro No. 2 thought the squeeze
was done on purpose.
Jiichmon Mnquircr,
Effect of the Trial.
"Cross-examinations'' are now of
daily occurrence in Brooklyn families.
For instance, the other dav. at the .
J 1 ? fr
breakfast table of a resident of 1'iereI>ont
street, the following colloquy
look place:
Pater Familiaa (iu a stern voice to a
pretty daughter, aged about twenty)
? Julia, who was that young man
that was here last evening?
Julia (with deliberation)?A friend.
Father?How late did he stay?
Julia?I?I don't remember.
Father?What is his name?
Julia?I can't recollect.
Father?Where does he live?
Julia (quickly)?He's moyed.
Father (reprovingly) ? I >on't answer
me iu that evasive manner. Did he
kiss you before leaving? V
A young sister who had been reading
the trial (turning to a rich eld
bachelor uncle) ? I object. That
question is "leading.''
Father- I insist upon an answer,
yes or no; and 1 will put the question
in another form. Was there any salutation
of t lie lips ?
Julia (absently?My memory tails
me in matters of detail, although (with
a short pause) there might have been
something of that kind.
At this point the breakfast ended.?
[Brooklyn Argus.
Tiik Ecckntkicitiks of fashion.-~
Enormous bustles are once more in
fashion. They areas had as the Grew
e.ian bend, but different, inasmuch a*
I hoy (lo not project suddenly and
struight out like a shelf, but are lone;
and slope out gradually, and are covered
with the bouftant drapery ot
skirts that cling lo the figure in irortt
as il they were moulded there.
The latest wrinkle with Ihe woroan
of fashion is that of having a model of
her bust made. This is deposited at
her dressmakers, and upon it her nu^;
dresses are fitted, saving the aforeflffckt
woman ol fashion all the well,
ol "trying on."?Courier-j? from AlJfc
would have
m
?.1 I
Varieties. I
Babies are not named Henry Ware! I
as much a* they used to be, but they I
arc Ktill fatuous lor paroxysms of true I
inwardness. I
A confectioner who twelve months 8
ago taught his parrot to say JVetty I
creature" to every la?ly wlio entered 8
i ? ='li
snop, is now u millionaire.
At a spelling match in Candia, X. M.f
a lew evinings ago, Deacon E/.ek'???|
Lane, 88 yeary old, spelled down all
the young folks and took the first
prize.
Raphael Semnies'a daughter, Anna,
was married at Memphis, Tenn., a lew
days ago, beneath the large Confederate
llag presented to her lather, while
he was commanding the Alabama, by
some London ladies. ^
Old Deacon Roberts was worked up
to a high state ol enthusiasm in a re- d
vival. lie was exhorting the unconverted
to flee from the wrath to come
before it was too late; lor, said he,
"the Lord is here now, and lie may
?lf. i .. ?e? .... . --
iiuitju licit? again mr twenty yours."
A genius thus defines the differece
between men and women: "A man
gives forty cents for a twenty five cent
tiling lie wants, and a woman gives
twenty-five cents f >r a forty-cent thing
she does not want."
When a Boston lady is asked "Will
you dance?" she says "Go 'way! 101 yer
cawn't awsk me in ar.y better langwidge
than.that yer can dawnce all
alone by yersell an' be hanged to ye."
71 - ?
jioc/iesrcr uemocrat.
"On which aide of the platform is
my train?" asked a stranger in a Jersey
City depot the other day. "Well my
lrieiid," replied a gentleman passing,
"if you take the lelt, you'll ho right; if
you take the right, you'll be left."
The man concluded to take the right
one, anyhow.
Gen. Braxton Bragg has accepted
the position ot chief engineer o( the
Gull, Colorado and Santa Fe Hail way,
lor which ground was broken on May
1st at Galveston.
A Cheap Suinstitute fok I.ndkjo.?
Since Mr. Beccher told how Sam Wilkinson
sat up in bed in his red flannel
night-shirt and swore until everything
in the room was blue, there has been
a talk in Now York ol getting up a
joint stock company lor utilizing Sam's
prolauity by putting it up in six ounce
packages and selling it for a cheap
substitute lor indigo.
Courier-Journal.
In Germany, at one time, the period
of mourning was prescribed by
law. A widow must drop the "irilutary
lea" Irom six months to a y? ar,
while the widower was allowed to
assuage his grief ar.d entree his lonliness
with another spouse alter six
weeks, or, at the most, six months.
Miss Anthony says "it is easy to see
which sex made that law."
"Well, my son,'' said a Detroit lather
to his eight-year-old son, the other
night, "what have you done to day
that may be set down as a good deed?"
"Gave a poor boy five cents," replied
the hopeful. "Ah, ah! that was cliari
iy, ana charity is always right. lie
was un orphan boy, was lie?" "I
didn't stop to ask, replierj.the boy; <VI
gave him the money lor licking a boy
who upset my dinner basket!''
A Now York lady went to pay her
respects to one of the latest arrivals
on the list ot babyhood, when the lollowing
colloquy took place between
her and the little fonr-vear-old sister
of the new-commer: "I have come
for that baby now," said the lady.
*4You can-t have it," was the reply.
"But I must; I came over on purpose,"
urged the visitor. "We can't spare :t
at all," persisted the child, ''but I'll
get ft piece of paper and you can cut
out u pattern."
\\r ~
*v inio riaing in a stage coach from
Kinderhook to Albany, N. Y., mayyears
since, John Van Borcn, who
was smoking, asked a stranger in tlio
stage if smoking was agreeable to him.
The stranger answered, 44Yes, it is
agreeable. Smoke away. I have often
thou ght if ever I was rich enough 1
would hire some loafer to smoke in my
face." Mr. Van Buren threw his cigar
out of the window.
At a school examination a clergyman
made a brief address to the pupils
on the necessity of obeying their teachers
and growing up loyal and usoful
citizens. To emphasizo his remarks
he pointed to a large national flag
spread on one side ot the room, and
inquired:44Boys, what is that flag for?"
A little urchin, who understood the
condition of the house better than the
speaker, promptly answered, 4tTo hid
the dirt, sir."
Browsv Bunker of Carmei loafed
around all dav trvinw ?i?? i>;"u
y J O"" V,,W
est bid tor his vote. lie wanted throe
dollars but just as they wera about to
compromise on two dollars and a half,
the sun went down and the inspector
declared the polls closed. AH he remarked
was: "Great Cfesarl is it
possible I'm not in time to vote tor the
Constitutional amend meut prohibiting
bribery at elections."
Governor Joseph Francis of the
Pas6a:naquoddy 1 ribo of Indians, has
just died at the ago of one hundred
and ten, One of the old fellow's
specialties was checker playing, and he
| " W?wn 10 every Maine loafer as
T.dly skilled 111 the game.
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