Horry news. (Conwayboro, S.C.) 1869-1877, May 29, 1875, Image 4

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/ Da. I. r. }'ITU?.-IW?| fwnr*, MVS, I sr?Jn?tvl aft thn YTnivsrsitr af JTsna'nin 1S3S, snJ sfl*r .'V>,rc?rs?*(p?ritn?nt, |?rft?i?4 Dr. FltUr'* Vr|(rtnbls llhrnmsllo pymp sn4 Pills, v> hic'i 4 g isriLlro * ? infallible tnrt 1 >r Pnius in LU*I, l.uiiyv H?ck, I |p*rt. l,iml s. Kerrci*, Kkl?*y, Bloxl, 4 "ii Rh. uin*ti?<Ji???v^ f. v.orn t-\ <ht? 2Ptb >priL lSTL % F. A. OSUOl'KN, /?'/><.. ry fJbiie, VI ^TlClWdV7lL?n(lwrHMt>?fv*By onnvrr"*nf ONnov.Thi??Jllan'by Jjjll^JYnsiLford.IlUlvr.cvXIU MSSPfe&'R^ J hUn^An.Affict?dnhBoM?rrlt?^>r.Fl(l?*,l'hJlv,forr*r,?! 't Fnnaphlet A (nmmnt.~?srw?t in. f N) Hnr?*3 |r? yJitfWTI HO<lbMyc^mUlgrJSQ' ? * Illl Dr. .1. Walker's California Vinegar Hitters aro a purely Vegetable preparation, made chiefly from tho native herbs found on tho lower ranges of the Sierra Nevada mountains of California, tho medicinal properties of which are ox tract c' 'herefrom without the uso of Alcohol. 4;io question is almost daily anker*. 'What is the cause of tho unparalleled success of Vixkoau HitVKJiS f" Our answer is, that they remove the cause of disease, and tho patient re rovers his health. They are the jp'oat blood purifier and a lile-gix in# principle, 21 perfect Renovator and Invigorator of the system. Never before ill the history of the world has a medicine been i omiMiiinded possessing the remarkable qualities of ViNKo.Mt Hi itkhs in healing llio sick of every disease man is heir to. They urn a gentle Purgative as well as a Tonic, relieving Congestion or Inllamination of the J.ivor and Vi.w^pd Orgaus i^ Bilious 1 > i senses 'I he properties of Dr. Walker's "V im oak 1 >tttkus nro Aperient, Diuphnretic, Carininative. Nutritious, Laxative, Diuretic, h'jdntive. Counter-Irritant Sudorific, AlteraV e, and Anti-Bilious. Grateful Thousands proclaim Vinegar Bitters the most wonderful Invigorant that ever sustained th?? sinking svktoin. ^ No Person can take these isitiers according to directions, and remain long unwell, provided their bones aro not debtroyed bv mineral poison or other means, and vital organs w asted beyond to pair. W Jiilious. Remittent and Intermittent I evei'8, which are so prevalent in the valleys of our great rivers tliroorrlumt the Ilnifntt Kt-O.-v: oorwi-illtr those of the Mississippi, Ohio, Missouri, Illinois, Tennessee, Cumberland, Arkansas, Red, Colorado, Brazos, Rio Grande, J'caii, Alabama, Mobile, Savannah, Roanoke, James, and many others, with their vast tributaries, throughout our entire country during the Summer and Autumn, and remarkably so during seasons of unusual boat and dryness, aro Invariably accompanied by extensive derangements of the stomach and liver, and other abdominal viscera. In their treatment, a purgative, exerting a powrtful intluenco upon these various organs, is essentially necessary. Thero is no cathartic for tho purpose equal to bu. J. Walker's Vinkc.au Bitters, as they will speedily remove the darkcolored viscid matter with which tho bowels are loaded, at tbc same timo stimulating the secrotions of the liver, and generally restoring tho healthy functions of the digestive organs. Fortify tho body against disease by purifying all its fluids with Vinegar Bitters. No epidemic can take hold of a system thus foro-anned. * jiyspopsia or indigestion, Headncbe, ram in tho Shoulders, Coughs, Tightness of tho Chest, Dizziness, Sour Eructations of tho Stomach, Had Taste in the Mouth, "Bilious Attacks, Palp'.tatatioti of the Heart, Inflammation of tho Dungs, Pain in the region of tho Kid ueys, and a hundred other painful symptoms, are the offsprings of Dyspepsia. One bottle will prove a better guarantee of its merits than a lengthy advertisement. ^ Scrofula, or King's Evil, White Swellings, Ulcers, Erysipelas, Swelled Neck, Goitre, Scrofulous Inflammations, Indolent . Inflammations, Mercurial Affections, Old Sores, Eruptions of tho Skin, Soro Eyes, otc. In these, as in all other constitutional Diseases, WALKKR'g VfXttOAR UlTTHUS haVO shown their great curative powers in tho most obstinate and intractable cases. For Inflammatory and Chronic IMicuitiaiism, Gout, Bilious, Remittent and Intermittent Fevers, Diseases of tho Blood, Liver, Kidneys and Bladder, these Bitters have no count. ^ Such Piscasos ure caused by Vitiated Blood. Mechanical Diseases.?Persons engaged in Paints nyd Minerals, such as J'lumbcrs, Type-setters, Gold-beaters, and Xti. ?V 1 J_ I!.*- - milium, i%* ujwy m mo, are SUOJCCt t< ^paralysis of tho Howols. To guard against this, tako adosoof Walkbh'h VlNKg a r Hittkks occasionally. For Skin Diseases, Eruptions, Tetter, Salt-Khemn, Hlotcliea, Spots, Pimples, Pustules, lloils, Carbuncles, King-worms, Scald-head, Sore Kycs, Erysipelas, Itch, Scurfs, Discoloration* of the Skin, Humors and Diseases of the Skin of whatever name or nature, are literally dug up and carried out of tho system in a abort time by tho uso of those Hitters. l'in, Tape, and other Worms, lurking in the system of so many thousands, are effectually destroyed and removed. No HVNteui of medicine, no vermifuges, no an* tiiolmiuiiics will free the system from worms like those Hitters. ? Yor Female Complaints, in young o, old, married or single, at the duwu of womanhood, or the turn of life, these Tonic Hitter* display ao decided an influence that improvement i* soon perceptible. Cleanse the Vitiated Blood whenorer you find iu impurities bursting through the skin in Pimples, Eruptions, or Sores: leans* it when you ftud it obstructed and pluggish in the veins: it when it is foul; roar feeling* w-ill tell voa when. Keep the blor-d pure, and the health of tho ^r?*em will fohow. m h. ii. Mcdonald a co., DrtnriiiO and Gen. R?n Fruiinlneo. Cnllfhrid*, ?n<l p??r. ??f Wn?hinfton nn<l Charlton Sik.. N, V. Stfl* <*?! !>? utf-K ' <* *Uiutcii* * TI Professional & Business Cards. 1>? JtMlKWX, ,1, M. *()llNhO.N P. VVATTI JCUAilM. JOHNSONS 5QUATTLEBAUM, ATTORNEYS and COUXSELOKS AT LAW Conwayboro, 8, C. Law Card. QO.LLERS, HUDSON & KKLLEY, Attorneys & Counsellors at Law Will practice in all the courts of Horry, whether State or Federul. [}./"* One oft he tirin will he in attendance at every term of the court, and such other times as business may require. Olllce, Marion, S. <J. W. W. SELLERS, J. H. HUDSON JNO. A. KKLLEY. Oct. 21, 1873. JOS. T. WALSH, Attorney at Law and ( SOLICITOR IN EQUITY, Will practice in the com Is of Mut ton, Horry ami Oeorgetowiu ?l>nioe>i CON WAYUORO. S. C. Nov 13, 1J>70- tf. rp i<\ OILLESl'lK, Attorney and Counsellor at Law "Will give prompt attention to all busiucs entrusted to bis care. CONWAYBOHO, S. C. June, 25, 1871. rpOLAR .fc 11ABT, Commission Merchants, 1A2 I'llONT STIiW.T NEW Y< UK. Liberal advances made on consignments Naval Stores, Cotton, &c. Orders receive Froinnt Attention. Unexceptionable references given N'Oilh and South. J. K. Toi.au J. II. IIaut. ofN.C. of S. C rplIOS. L. 11 All KELSON, Commission Merchant Shippinggaud Forwarding Agent, !HULL UKEEK, S. O. Special attention given to the buying and selling of Ton Timhkk, and other produce. U3TComfortable Houses, Lois and Stables, far teams, will be furnished to transient Timber men, without Char ye, t oho entrust their business to mc. J J.\ WILLIAMS, 1 >K A I.KKU IN GKNKUAL MEKCI1AN DIZE, M AN UFACTUKOH OF NAVAL STOKES COMMISSION MERCHANT. AND patutt a ti-nttvtrr a r?wtvtm i ? U?V YY AA4J4XNV X.t lX7~ Special attention given to the buying and selling of Ton 'limber. HULL CHEEK, s. c. 184G. Thirtieth Year. 1875 tiie '.HOME JOUKNAL. Enlarged and Improved, c T ] 101 Ses 1 J terar y ai d Society L3aper in America." Its lending departments comprise Editorials on topics of fresh interest: Brilliant ltomaiu.es and Portraitures of American l.lfe; Editorial Heviews new events in the world of Relies-Betters, Painting, Sculpture, ."Science, Music, and the I>ra ma; Oi tglnnl Essays; Ample Excerpts from the best European Writer*: Spicy letters from Correspondents In all the great Capitals of the World: Copious Extracts front iNew Hooks: and racy accounts of sayings, happenings and doings in the Beau Monde?embracing tho very freshest matters of interest in this country and in Europe _Lht? wlinlit mmnlpfftlv mlri*Arhaiv ib?? ???.,! wisdom, til* humor mui pathos, the news and sparkling gossip of the times. SUBSCRIPTION. Subscribers will receive Tns IIomk Journal for 1876. : ritRi: or POH>TA?K. Thk IIomk Journal alone one copy, oue year . . #3 :t copies one year . . $tl 6 copies one year . . . , ft) TF.ltMS FOB CJLUBS. 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A LA DY'S MOROCCO SATCHEL OR SET OF GOLD STUDS, each valued at $7.60, to any one sending a Club of Fifteen. TEN DOLLARS IN OOLl) for a Club of twenty five TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS IN OREF.N* HACKS for a Club of Fifty. FIFTY DOLLARS IN GOLI) for a Club; of One Hundred. AN ELEGANT FAMILY SEWING MACHINK, Wlk-ox A Qlbba, worth fftO for a Club of One Hundred and Fifty. With little energy and enterprise, some lady or gentleman in every neighborhood might get one or more of the handaoote premiums offerred. .Premiums promptly paid on receipt of names accompanied by theca>li. MokvT may be remitted by draft, post office order, or regietnred letter at our risk. Adedrene all let tore to W. j. mnkerall, Editor, Msaion.tS. C. p IK HORRY WEEK! THE NEW-YORK TRIBUNE, "The Leading American Newspaper." KMM>K.I> IIY IIOKA4K UKKKM1Y. la the recrut elections Iho people have declared|ln luvor of honest} In politic* and ind?-d"iideuce In journalism. Tmb Tuihcx*, which yearn ago declared that it was not and net or more would be a parly oryau, claims the verdict, an the popular vindication of lis course, and recognizes in the result the voice of the people for reform and integrity in government, lor candcr and Independence among newspapers, luirlng the campaign which ba?.|ust closed Tiiu Taint's k has fully maintained its right to the title of the " 1.ending Ainericcn Newsuaiter." llns position u h:t? turned and rota inn lor Hit follow ing, among other ju.oont: 11 publish- * nil the new*, earlier, more fully, ami more init-iiigeutty until nay other piper. It insists on pence throughout the whole conn try, the right of self-governinen t, und the protection ot nil clueset in the exercise of their just and legal rights. It advocates confidence and good feeling be. twecn North and South, and labors for an lion* est aud abiding reconciliation. It maintains fairness and candor toward all public men and quea ions, and dignity and tour teey toward associates and rivals. It publishes sciuetillo news, reports, discussions and discovert es to a degree of fullness and accuracy never before attained by any paper. It gives every week ten or more columns of the uiost curefu lly pre pared agricultural matter during the year, touch more in the aggregate Mian the entire con tents of any other agricultural publication, and the whole forming a department of which an eminent agricultural editor tor says: "It has done more to make good farmers than any other Influence which ever existed." It has published a series of tcinetiftc and luerary extracts wnicli have met a wider sale and more emphatic popular approval than any sunlar publication of the kind. Vlliut flic Noutheni B'rcMH *ny of ll??' 'l'i'ibtiiie. We consider Thr Thibcwr n veiy valuable p?ppr ? Afehvllle (N. <\) Citizen. Tmk Nkw-Yohk Triiiunk, in its fnlthful and searching exposure ol outrage slanders on Alabama and other States, lias done Immense service to triiili and justice.?Macon ((la.) Telegraph and IVJessenKer. We thank Tiik Nrw York Tkiiicnk for its manly and powerful words in demanding justice for tne people of Alabama. ? Montgomery (Ala.) News. The host newspaper in the world is Tiik Nl:w York Tkim'NR. It combines the dignity and sagacity of the London Times with the representative news enterprise of America. ?lJalliinore It u 1101 In. A paper to he admired for its independence of tone wild Us reliability ol news.?Episcopal Methodist, Ualllrunrv, l\Id. | Any one who wants a lirst-class paper which keeps fully up will) the times in literature, science and art should subscribe lor Tiik Thiucmc. ?Spartanburg (S ('.) Carolina Spartan. The imperial sheet ol the world, Tiik NrwYork Tkihunk?The Jacksonville (Tlu.) New South. We regard it as Ihe best paper, all in all published in the i'nitcd States.?Morrlsiown tt i. zet te. To-day The Nkw-York Tr.iuink Is undoubtedly the first of American newspjij era; whatever may be eauiol its rivals, it litis clearly won precedence of all, and very tredilubly doe* it represent the journalism of the country. While dealing with all the topics coming within the range ot a newspaper, Tub Tiiihitsk makes a speciality of the great subject of agriculture. It becomes therelore a matter of vital Importance to the country that the direction ol the ideas of Hits vast section should he in ante.ami conscientious hands, and a matter for congratulation that the farmer's newspaper par exccience lias the high standing ol Tiik '1 hini'nh.?The (N. Y ; South. The N kiv-York I'm hunk is doing a great work in popularizing Science, t?y the publication ot cheap extras to lhat(gre.ii daily.?our .Honiuly, Clinton, S. O. American newspaper enterprise is probably at this tune more fully illustrated the daily issue ol The iSewYor* Tribune than many otner Journal.? Wilmington (N. O.) .star. I. neqiialed in cuitrc, dignity, eoniprehensive breadth, polish of expression and intellectual; fettered by no party ties, boiled uidecieucies ol speei h, and hysierie with no wild sensations.? ltaleigli (N. tj Agricultural Journal. Surety the paper has maintained successfully the h'gli popularity which lie biquenlhed it, and tlie name ol an ably conducted and liiuepenoent journal, which it now deserves even more justly man at any time during Air. Greeley's .life.? Petersburg (Yu.) Index aiul Appeal. TEHMS OF TilE TK115UNE. Dally,^by mail, tio per year; Semi-Weekly, $3 per yenr; live copies, $2 AO each. Weekly, $2 per year; ten copies, $1 '2A each twenty copies, #1 10 each. ???" 1' ostagc in all cases paid by Tiik Tiiibumk, nd pipers addressed to each sucecriber without exir:t charge. /vKt'iiis witiiinu in overy town, 10 wnoai liuertil cash commissions will be paid. Specimen copies, circulars and posters free. Addres 1THE TRIBUNE, , nov28-2m. New-York. Teas! Teas!! The choicest In the world?Importers' prices?largest Company in America?staple article?please everybody?trade continually increasing?Agents wanted everywhere? best inducements?don't waste time?send tor circular to ltOUEKT WbLLS, No. 43 Vicsky SritKKT, Nkw Yokk. P.O- Box 12H7. PRICE LIST. OOLONG, Black,MO, 50, GO, best 70 cts per pound. MIXED, Green and Black, 40,50, GO, best 70 eta. per lb. JAPAN, Uncolored, GO, 70, SO, 00, best $1.00 per b. 1MPEIUAL, Green, GO, 70, 80, t?0, best $1.00 per lb. YOUNG 11YSON. Green, 50, (50, 70, ?0, IK), $1.00, best Sl.Oj per lb. GUNPOWDER, Green?$1.00, best $1.80 j?er lb. KXGLlSlI 1JK EAR F AST, Black?00, 70, SO, DO, best $1.00 per lb. N. B.?\Ve have a speciality of Garden Growth Young llyson and imperial at $1.20, and Oolong Extra Choice $1.00. IE7*" If one of oi r Agents should not call upon you, sent! for a pound sample ol any kind you require. Enclose the money, and we will forward it to jou, per return mail, without any xtra clmige. [deelO.J :SP AIDING S I M P K O V E I) J CEPHALIC PILLS GfTRR SICK HEADACHE. CUKE NERVOUS HEADACHE Core nil dieeaeee of the M YE It and nil disorder? of the Niomacb, Itytpepstn, Indirection Coativeueee, ko. The addition of Podophy lltn to the orffciiKM'ltucipe, trmkes this t>l 11 Hie best PAlir/T ItntKDY IN Tilt: WOULD. MANHATTAN MKl). CO., 1'HOP'A., U College IMuce, New York ( iY NEWS: MAY 20, 8PALDIN G'S THROAT CONFECTIONS Well Known and STANDARD REMEDY for THKT1IHUAT, CHEST and LUNGS; a SURE CURE for COUGHS, Sorp Throat and D?>r?eiies?. Reppcinlly adapted to tlic line of ('terfynieii, Public Speakers, and Vocalists, renderinir ilie tone of voice Clear uud Distinct. 25 CDs. a Dux. MANHATTAN MKD. CO.. Prop'S.. U College l'lace, New Voik. JanP-lOm. OURBANK'S EXTRACT OE OPIUM. Tlii" is the nio*t safe and reliable prepaiation To quiet llio iktvcm, '1 orelieve nevei'c pulti, To [>rev<i'i!t coiivuInioiin, l o IIMIIIPO sleep! and to in eveiy ouso where a Sedative is rc quired. Mothers, who are in the habit of kiviiiKj tholr 'children I'areicorlc, Godfrey's Cordial, I?:titdainim or dangerous Narcotics will find tlio Extract of Opium prepared By l'r Burb' .1 k a Most Desirablo Substitute. Full difdripiions accompany. Frlce So cent per bottle. MANIIATTANMKD. CO.'Sot.rc PnoP's. No J' (Jollogo PIaoc, Now J'ok. j;uii>-10m Toms' Condition Powder, 1'retired In accordance with (lie Original liecipeoflhu celebrated I>r. Toms, ranks A, No. I, mount; tilt the remedies tor Hori-ea and (.'utile. Terns' Condition Powder Is ffor made ofOhenp l)ru?H, with a vievr of securo it large profits, but is composed of he Meet iW' dlctU 11 gredten is, enrh one of which 'S. of Ilsulf, an nrti le of sterling merit; and tl.^ Whole t'oni ItOII lid is wail- III'.I'll MS Mill t efcl ('ilk. ttiiton Powder ever administered to domoti' animals. Tome' Condition Powder !- rnpidfy supplanting the many cheaply com)><1111;<t->1 ml worthlesa preparations' ihnl Hood the market, with no o'lier intent 111 tin it.a pecuniary gain of their unscrupulous proprietors. Toms' Condition Powder Is nn Honest and Heltablu remedy I or Heaves, Poll Kvil, llor-f Distemper, Indigestion, l.oss of Appetite, Surfeit, lntlueiiy.il or Idling Fever. G reuse, (tracked Heels, Scratches, Mange, Coughs, ('olds, Vistula, Camper* and til the di.-e ises of hots?-s and etitt le for w 1 deli t,'onililion Powders lire umiuII) administered. Toms' Condition Powder li the Fartners Friend, and should he kept hv every Stock Urower ami ''\?iy vner of liorses, who prides himself on the condtvion of his tunnulls Mini wlio wishes to see them hearty, healthy and in it end ord er. l*i tee 2ft el* per package- Sold bv till dealors. MA> I i ATT AN MKDIC1NK CO., Colldgt' riiPV, New York, Side Proprietors, to wltuiu ttii oi tiers should be addressed. jau9? 10m. 1 )l i. TOMS' RUSSIAN LBN IME NT. This Liiittnieiit, made strictly after ilit* foritinIr\ of the renowned 1 ?r. Turns, is the only MEAT {SPECIFIC MIR RHEUMATISM ever offered to the public tli tt fully sustains ttie reputation of e llVcllng ah that is < 'aimed of it. Susan Swkkt, Herkimer, N. V.?"My daughter was .\UVeied wi'li affection ol the spine. 1 applied HneM.ui Liniment thomughly toiler bntk. 1 used three bottles, tied she is entirety cured It out Kkkmiaw, hart v hie, N. Y. ? was attacked wttli 1 nil ttnaloiy Itheumailsm, and became unable to move. Russian idnlrucnt rlFeCled a pertnatteiit cure. .lie. M. Fay. Fariville, N. Y.?My right sbuitl tier became d i.-eased. at tended wttn severe pain, and 1 count not raise my arm without the help of the tuber baud. i commenced using lir. Toms Russian Limine* I, and in 'ess Hutu one mouth I coil Id raise my arm, and it is now entirely recovered. Wo have a great ninny other certificates evidencing til" unparalleled ellicacy of lotus' line* siau Liniment u. cases of Still' Joint*, Sholltiiffg, Wound*, llriiincM, Hums, Jaiineness, t oulnu'lcil ConK, and r hundred, ot tier painful diseases of Hie Flesh Rones, Muscles and Teudonea p-7- it LAM EX ESS and S\VEELh\GS I.\ HOUSES an11 (JA'l'iL E. Price 20 CentP per Bottle. Prepared only by ilie M AN IIATTAN M Kl)H I NE (JOMPAN V, ? ( oi.I.KOK PLACE, New Yoek, to whom ail orders should l>? addiessed. jttiih-lOm. eiigantterffmes At Popular Prices! Till! A most choice perfume, embracing all the.admired orders in gener^J demand, such as .1 ockut (.5i.rn, l'^romoui r, l'na.noipani, Nkw jVloWN 11a\, Moso, Alixk HuQOKI', JloDK, OXKiMliX, vi.ano yl.ang, YlOl.fct, wllifk Host, Tub a Kosk, Wxu Und, Mannoi.ia, Ac, All choice, delightful,.perinniieut.and highly concen liated. These most elegant extracts are fold at the exceedingly low price of 60 ct*. per not tie; and, considering their intrinsic excellence, they are beyond .ill_doubl, the cheapest Perfumes in tiie market. 'I'll K AHA lit. IT.U ffME.-An Pan I.avande, put up in large bottles, a most recherche, permeating and durable perlutue. bells at only ftocts. per bottle. THE METTKKNJU'H CTIAHSI.?An extract lor tlie imndkeri hiel of a most pleasing Hud dellolous odor, and one that is destined to become eminently popular, and take equal rank with the.rarest favorite .perfumes ol the day. Tlie Metternicli Charm is put up in o / and % ox bottles, which retail, respectively at 60 tie. and 26 clb each. All the above select Perfumes are put up by the MANHATTAN,MED. CO., soj.k Piiop's., No. 0 College Place, New York. mUB.WK'S Effervescent Aperient. To many persons, pills are so ohnoxious^and unpalatable thutju CATHARTIC In some other form Is an Absolute Necessity. To all such Burbank's Aperient will be lound a most thoroughly etlective substi. tut*. ) t is as pleasing and delightful as a glass of Soda Water. It corrects acsdiiv of tl?? oa*. ach, cures indlfpniloii, and headache; toneb up the sjstem, mid is the ItaHt ltomcdy lbr4 Constipation ever discovered it is put tip in large bottles and retails at One Dollar Each, To I,adiee it is luvulimuie, an it is Perfectly Safo to Use at Any Time. No speclAc directions are necessary in iu.ii it, as it ls4 ENTIKELY HARMLESS, even in the large* tfdose* MANHATTAN ME1>. CO.,'Sole Prop's., U Uollugc l'luco, New York. jaut) JO, 1875. Strategy. "Monkeys should be looked after and educated," says a sarcastic writer; and certainly these animals possess a talent lor mimicry which gives them the appearance of possessing brain power. Man, however, is more than a match for them as the lollowing story 111 mi's w A company o( Brazil hunters had a I lot of little hoots made just largo enough to he drawn over a monkey's loot, and filled the bottom with pitch. With these they set out for the woods, and soon found themselves under the fees where the lively little fellows were leaping about among the branches hanging by their tails, swinging themselves easily from one tree to another, and chatting noisily together, as if making observations upon the strange visitors that had come into their quarters. The hunters quietly sat down under the tree, while the little chatterboxes were rattling on over their heads, hut never for a moment removing their eyes fiom them. They then placed the little boots where they Could be seen, and commenced taking oft'their own boots. Having done ibis, they let them stand awhile near the little boots. All this the monkey very carefully noticed. 1 he hunters, now taking up their hoots, having curelully looked over them, drew them slowly, one alter another, 1 on their lo? t. Not a motion escaped tho obscrvat ion of the monkeys. Having replaced their boots they hurried < away to the thicket, where they could, unseen, watch the monkeys, leaving : J t O the little boots standing in a row. ' 'hey were no sooner out of sight than down from the branches dropped the monkeys. They looked at the boots, took them up, smelt ot them, and tinally, seating themselves as the hunters had done, drew them on over their feet. As soon as they were lairlv in the boots, out sprang the hunters from their hiding place, and IllfUl! L 11V 111. Jlltw lUUIIlil'^H, aflYiirhled, ntonce started for the trees, I but only to find tluit they had destroyed their power of climbing by putting on the boots. So they fell an easy prey 10 their cunniug enemies. jLxchange. You (.Jot Him, "Itoss!" Itather a serio-comic incident occurred at a station on the Richmond & Danville Railroad a tew days ago. . An engineer having occasion to back bis train on to a siding to take on au extra ear, a negro who was to do the coupling got caught in between the bumpers of the ofF ear and the train, and though not seriously hurt, had the breath pretty well knocked out ol him and was unable to move. Another negro, who saw his predicament, crept up to the engine and drawing the engineer aside, said to him in a confidential whisper: ''Ross, you got him!" "What?" ''You got him, boss, sure enuf dis time. lie can't move nor holler needor." Still puzzled, the Enquirer reporter again demanded an explanation, when the negro sank his voice lower, and giving a knowing leer, said: "Ross, 1 specs you better run; nobody seed you" and then disappeared. Aboui this time the fireman, who had gone back, came forward and explanained matters, but it is evident that negro No. 2 thought the squeeze was done on purpose. Jiichmon Mnquircr, Effect of the Trial. "Cross-examinations'' are now of daily occurrence in Brooklyn families. For instance, the other dav. at the . J 1 ? fr breakfast table of a resident of 1'iereI>ont street, the following colloquy look place: Pater Familiaa (iu a stern voice to a pretty daughter, aged about twenty) ? Julia, who was that young man that was here last evening? Julia (with deliberation)?A friend. Father?How late did he stay? Julia?I?I don't remember. Father?What is his name? Julia?I can't recollect. Father?Where does he live? Julia (quickly)?He's moyed. Father (reprovingly) ? I >on't answer me iu that evasive manner. Did he kiss you before leaving? V A young sister who had been reading the trial (turning to a rich eld bachelor uncle) ? I object. That question is "leading.'' Father- I insist upon an answer, yes or no; and 1 will put the question in another form. Was there any salutation of t lie lips ? Julia (absently?My memory tails me in matters of detail, although (with a short pause) there might have been something of that kind. At this point the breakfast ended.? [Brooklyn Argus. Tiik Ecckntkicitiks of fashion.-~ Enormous bustles are once more in fashion. They areas had as the Grew e.ian bend, but different, inasmuch a* I hoy (lo not project suddenly and struight out like a shelf, but are lone; and slope out gradually, and are covered with the bouftant drapery ot skirts that cling lo the figure in irortt as il they were moulded there. The latest wrinkle with Ihe woroan of fashion is that of having a model of her bust made. This is deposited at her dressmakers, and upon it her nu^; dresses are fitted, saving the aforeflffckt woman ol fashion all the well, ol "trying on."?Courier-j? from AlJfc would have m ?.1 I Varieties. I Babies are not named Henry Ware! I as much a* they used to be, but they I arc Ktill fatuous lor paroxysms of true I inwardness. I A confectioner who twelve months 8 ago taught his parrot to say JVetty I creature" to every la?ly wlio entered 8 i ? ='li snop, is now u millionaire. At a spelling match in Candia, X. M.f a lew evinings ago, Deacon E/.ek'???| Lane, 88 yeary old, spelled down all the young folks and took the first prize. Raphael Semnies'a daughter, Anna, was married at Memphis, Tenn., a lew days ago, beneath the large Confederate llag presented to her lather, while he was commanding the Alabama, by some London ladies. ^ Old Deacon Roberts was worked up to a high state ol enthusiasm in a re- d vival. lie was exhorting the unconverted to flee from the wrath to come before it was too late; lor, said he, "the Lord is here now, and lie may ?lf. i .. ?e? .... . -- iiuitju licit? again mr twenty yours." A genius thus defines the differece between men and women: "A man gives forty cents for a twenty five cent tiling lie wants, and a woman gives twenty-five cents f >r a forty-cent thing she does not want." When a Boston lady is asked "Will you dance?" she says "Go 'way! 101 yer cawn't awsk me in ar.y better langwidge than.that yer can dawnce all alone by yersell an' be hanged to ye." 71 - ? jioc/iesrcr uemocrat. "On which aide of the platform is my train?" asked a stranger in a Jersey City depot the other day. "Well my lrieiid," replied a gentleman passing, "if you take the lelt, you'll ho right; if you take the right, you'll be left." The man concluded to take the right one, anyhow. Gen. Braxton Bragg has accepted the position ot chief engineer o( the Gull, Colorado and Santa Fe Hail way, lor which ground was broken on May 1st at Galveston. A Cheap Suinstitute fok I.ndkjo.? Since Mr. Beccher told how Sam Wilkinson sat up in bed in his red flannel night-shirt and swore until everything in the room was blue, there has been a talk in Now York ol getting up a joint stock company lor utilizing Sam's prolauity by putting it up in six ounce packages and selling it for a cheap substitute lor indigo. Courier-Journal. In Germany, at one time, the period of mourning was prescribed by law. A widow must drop the "irilutary lea" Irom six months to a y? ar, while the widower was allowed to assuage his grief ar.d entree his lonliness with another spouse alter six weeks, or, at the most, six months. Miss Anthony says "it is easy to see which sex made that law." "Well, my son,'' said a Detroit lather to his eight-year-old son, the other night, "what have you done to day that may be set down as a good deed?" "Gave a poor boy five cents," replied the hopeful. "Ah, ah! that was cliari iy, ana charity is always right. lie was un orphan boy, was lie?" "I didn't stop to ask, replierj.the boy; <VI gave him the money lor licking a boy who upset my dinner basket!'' A Now York lady went to pay her respects to one of the latest arrivals on the list ot babyhood, when the lollowing colloquy took place between her and the little fonr-vear-old sister of the new-commer: "I have come for that baby now," said the lady. *4You can-t have it," was the reply. "But I must; I came over on purpose," urged the visitor. "We can't spare :t at all," persisted the child, ''but I'll get ft piece of paper and you can cut out u pattern." \\r ~ *v inio riaing in a stage coach from Kinderhook to Albany, N. Y., mayyears since, John Van Borcn, who was smoking, asked a stranger in tlio stage if smoking was agreeable to him. The stranger answered, 44Yes, it is agreeable. Smoke away. I have often thou ght if ever I was rich enough 1 would hire some loafer to smoke in my face." Mr. Van Buren threw his cigar out of the window. At a school examination a clergyman made a brief address to the pupils on the necessity of obeying their teachers and growing up loyal and usoful citizens. To emphasizo his remarks he pointed to a large national flag spread on one side ot the room, and inquired:44Boys, what is that flag for?" A little urchin, who understood the condition of the house better than the speaker, promptly answered, 4tTo hid the dirt, sir." Browsv Bunker of Carmei loafed around all dav trvinw ?i?? i>;"u y J O"" V,,W est bid tor his vote. lie wanted throe dollars but just as they wera about to compromise on two dollars and a half, the sun went down and the inspector declared the polls closed. AH he remarked was: "Great Cfesarl is it possible I'm not in time to vote tor the Constitutional amend meut prohibiting bribery at elections." Governor Joseph Francis of the Pas6a:naquoddy 1 ribo of Indians, has just died at the ago of one hundred and ten, One of the old fellow's specialties was checker playing, and he | " W?wn 10 every Maine loafer as T.dly skilled 111 the game. 1 mat-f) (L ? a