Horry news. (Conwayboro, S.C.) 1869-1877, May 22, 1875, Image 1

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TH E I r oil 11Y XKWS. :>uiiLi.HiiEr> ivcry Kahinlav IflorninSf T W. BEATY, Editor. TiaOlM : Oxk Ybar, $2.00 Six Months, $1.00 All commmilcMftun* lonttlnr lo *orvr |ti'ivntc Intercut, oill t?e charge*! lor a* till * or! inc in <'ii I s. llEUOION AND DOCTRINE. lie stood before the Sanhedrim; The scow line rahhis ea?.od at him. lie reeked not oftheiir praise or hlame; There was no fear, there was no shame, For one upon w hose d: z./.elcd eyes The whole world poured its vast surprise. The o|?en heaven was far too near, Ills first day's light too sweet and clear, To let him waste his new-gained ken On the hate-clouded face of men. Hut still they questioned. Who art thou? What hast thou 1 oen? What art thou now? fl'i i ? t j nun iin nor no wno yesterday Sat here mid begged beside the way; I'or lie was blind. ? And I am he; For I was blind, but now I see. 11?* told the story o'er and o'er; It was his foil heart's only lore: A prophet on the Sabbath day Had loitohed his sightless eyes with el ay, And made him see who had been blind* Their words passed by hint like the wind. Which raves and blows, hut cannot shock The hundtvd-fathoni-rooted rock. Their threats and fury all went wide; Tboy could not touch his Hebrew pride. Their sneers at Jesus and His baud, Nameless and homeless in the land, Their boasts of Moses and his Lord, All could not change him by one word. / know not what this man may he, Sinner or saint; Out as for rue, One thiny J know, that 1 am he Who once was Wind, and now I see. They were nil doctors of renown, 'I he gieat men of a famous town, With deep brow s, wrinkled, broad, and wise beneath their wide phylacteries; The wisdom of tlx- East was theirs, And honor crowned ttx'ir silver hairs. '1 he man they jeered and laugh* d to scorn Was unlearned, poor, and humbly born; Jim he knew liet.ter far than they What e.une to him that Sabbath day; And what the Christ had done for him He knew, and not lb) Sanltedriin. r.//?/. >? iinu Mrs. Jones' Elopement. Mr. Joni*8 eatnc home that afternoon feeling cross am! tired. Business had been dull, and tin; clerks had been provoking. When he tell out of sorts, as he did that day, a nice supper and his wile's company were the best antidotes he knew ol, and he hoped to have them elVoet a cure in this instance, as they olten hud in other instances, Hut Mrs. Jones was out, the girl said. Sue lead been busy in her room all the nlternoon; she didn't, know ...t.... - i... i. vi. ? ? < Mij.ii r>u\; ? ?ir> u<#im*?? iVinnil III] IKHil ago she had |>ut on hev bonnet and gone out, anil had charged her to tell her husband, when he came home, that she should not be hack until late in the evening. "Gone out on particular business, she said," added Bridget. On particular business,' growled Jones. "I'd like to know what particular business she has. I should say it was a wife's business to stay at home. She knew, of course, that I was coining home completely tired on', but th;vt doesn't interfere with her pleasure in the least. She can enjoy herself just the same?probably all the more, because I am out of the way. I wish I knew where she'd gone.' lie went up to her room to see if she had worn some of her best clothes. "Because, if she has,' reasoned Mr. Jones, "she's gone off to have a good time, Avith some one she cares more lor than she does for me.1 Mr. Jones' brow was black a*> any thuudcr-clon.l, at the thought. lie was in precisely the right frame oi mind to make mountains out ol molehills. Hut she hadn't worn any of her new <1 tenses. "It can't. (>o she's going to ti party, I lien,' eoncloded Mr. Jones, "or shed have rigged up more. It must he fcheV going Home where else, and wants to keep dark. It begins to look mysterious. A woman don't generally go ell in this way, without saying something to her husband, and wear her old clothes, without it* meaning something, I've observed,' said Mr. Jones, solemnly, to tlujM r. Jones in the glass. "I\i like to know what it ailcfoes mean, anyhow.' It was just at this juncture that Mr. Jones discovered a letter on Mrs. Jones'1 writing-desk. It wss a freshly written page, beginning: "1) itak Ei>w aud:1 Mr. Jones, hair raised on etid when I i .... - i)is eagie eye eaugnt I lie sight ol that nanie. What awful thing had he dieHlov^red? Could it i<o thai his wife was 4 in who habit ol writing letters to gentlemen? Perhaps ?1kj has gone out to meet one now. lie read the letter though without Mopping to take breath, iron* beaming to end. It rend as follows: "Duau Eowaud: "1 have read your touching appeal over and over, until every word of it is stamped upon my heart* It has caused mo to light a terrible battle with myself. 1 love you, ami there is no use tor me to deny it. I cannot deceive myself, nor you, by ?o doing. But my duty is to siav with my husband. 1 loath him'?I despise him; lie j t is h tyrant?hut, lie is*my husband, ! and as such, I suppose he has a claim \ upon me, in the eyttol the world, that 1 you have not. But, mv darling, J love vor,. 7. CON as you wish ine to. 1 will meet you at the oak tree to-night at ten o'clock. I hope I shall?' And here, al the bottom ot the page, the letter broke oil very abruptly. The other side ot the page was blank. "Great Jo.hosophai!' That was the awtul word that broke from Mr. Jones' I lips, when lie ha 1 tinidie 1 reading. It I was the nearest to swearing o! ,mv j word he inlulgvd in. il ev< r he leh justified in using it, lie did now. I lis i'aeo was a sight to behold. It was lull of anger and surprise, and complete bewilderment. "She loves him, dot s she,' he ejaculated, faintly. "Ami I'm a tyrant, ant 1 I? The wretched creature! She loathes me, and despises me, does she? I'll show her a thing or two bet nm see ? ten o'clock, at the oak Ire; Til be there, my dear, and I'll learn your "dear Kdward" something he won't I forget. I'll go out this blessed minute and get a couple ol oil'seers, and i we'll surprise you a little. Great I Jehosophat 1 ami she's actually been deceiving me all the time, and letting pome other man task love to her, and coax her to elope with him 1 1 can't believe it, and yet 1 can't doubt it, lor here it is in her own writing. I j wouldn't have believed ii, if 1 hadn't seen it in black and while. Dear me! | 1 wonder it I < * 1411 1?*-: i r up mnl> til"! awful blow? What will lolks nay? 1 j shall bo ashamed to meet anybody. I It's awful?awful !* and Mr. Joins wiped his face with his handkerchief, and looked the complete picture of grief. Mr. Jones was so "struck all of a heap," to um> his own expression, by the terrible intelligence thai he didn't ! stop to reason over the matter, lie never otiee thought thai "Dear Jid ! ward" couhleii't by any possibility have received this letter, since it hadn't been sent. lie only realized that his I wile was coing i?? rim aw.iv. ami thai she was going t/> meet her hn'cr at ten | o'clock. Til be there, my lady,*' said Mr. .Tones, signihcunt 1 y, pulling on hi.overcoat, preparatory to setting out ; in search ol tin* proper ollicers. I'll la j there, and I'll give your'Dear Ivlward 1 something lie dnln t bargain .lor. I'll 'Dear Kd ward' hum'1 About nine o'clock Mr. Jones no I a J couple of oUicei s came up the road stealthily, ami secreted themselves behind a clump ot bushes near the place where the two main made crossed each ot her. "Now you mind what I say'11 said Mi . Jones. "77/go lor him, and you keep out ot the way, till 1 am done with htm. ill make hin? wish he'd never thought ol such a thing as making love to other men's wives, see. it i j don't, I'll pommel him! I ll trounce him within an inch ol his lib-, the] contemptible puppy!"' and Mr. .Jones] struck out light, and lelt at his visionary rival in ,t way thai made the j ofiieers titter. rpt : * J ) i * * 1 IK* V Willlt'd, WMKVH ?% 11 * I Wept waiting. Till? ten o'eloek train came in, whist beg shrilly* Ami still no sign ol cither woman or man lor whom they wore v\ ail log. Presently Mr. Jones liaid litem hslen; lie Itearil stops down tin* road. Tfto night was dark, and <hey could not hoc a rod oft". I iul lie was right in thinking he beared ste ps. Some one whr coining. "II's him eurse him," muttered Mr. Jones. "Now you lay h?w. and iniiul what I say, Don't conic till I tell you to. I dare say I shall hall-kill him, but you keep olK, and let me lie, I'll take the-consequence#, if 1 do kill him completely, threat Jchoaophat ! I just yearn to get my hands on the wretch." "lie's close l?y now," wl ispered one of the men. "1 see him.1 answered Mr. Jones, in an ftwtul w hispt re: "Here, hold my hat I'm going tor him, ami may the 1/ot'd have mercy upon hi* soul!" Accordingly, Mr. Jones "wont for him.' Ho made a rush at the tali, fclnck figure coming leasurely op iliu roaii. He gave it a punch in the stone neii w ith one tiM, anil another in the ribs with his other fist, snoitiug liko a wili] bull. 11r was too oxeitod to talk intelligibly, at first. The unsuspecting recipient of such an extraordinary greeting seemed halt-inclined to run at first, Inn, on second thought, seem, td to think better ol it, and turned upon his assailant. "lake that, and thot% and thai" cried Mr. Jones, who had got so he could utter words a trifle more coherently by this time, dealing Idows ligh and Kmc. **ltnn away wiUi my wife, will you? You old villain, I'll learn you to swoop round thu Juiu'H laniily Hying to break it up. Take that? and 'hat! and?oh, great Jehosophai!' Mr. Jones' tune suddenly changed; the victiui of a husband's right cons wrath had brought his cane to bear upon his foe and doing good work with it. "Smith Oobannl, help, help'" shrieked Jones, as t he,vane lell upon his head and shoulders in unmerciful I blows, "Murder! help!" | The '/>Hirers eame lo his assistanee tno ura.? ^:Vii Liulepoi W'.VYliOUO. S. i U1M like* i?? know wiial iliis nieum*!" ; ho demanded. "I supposed this; ucitghlnm hood was resneetable, but I j shoul I think yiu'vt1 all jjpme rr.i/.v, ur else turned Iiii\\ ty robbers.' "We'll let y< u know what M means,* ; cried os "1 don't buliovo you will want to run away wi'h Samuel .Jones' j \v i te ajjeun." "In that you Samuel .Jones?' n>kcd tin* pri.-omr. "I thought your voioo sounded kind ol familiar, before, but 1 you bellowed so I couhlon't make it | out. Are you insane, or idiotic?or! what V' "Lord bless me, if you ain't unele .Joshua!" said Mr. .Jones faintly- No felt small enough, just then, to crawl I through a knot-hole. "I'm awful sor rv that. lliis i?a s 11 a;?} n* i ?? <!, hut I rouMn't help it, I didn't I\"ow it was : y ?n. Vn? . ? (', Amelias 1< II 111 low ! with some leilow, and 1 eutne aeross a i letter this afternoon iliat site had writton to him, s-ayiiiit slu* '1 meet him here ! at ten oYloeU, and I got these men to j liehi me, ami we waited l<>r him, ami I I in >ti t! ht v<m were the man'.' '"i" el I m iove with another man ami promised to meet him lieie at ten j o'eloi U? Si u.V ami iKinscuNi !' exelam-j ed nnele .1 oshna. indignant ly. '*Youi wire always the luo^i st tool! ^ ?u'te I mazy I1 "Hut I tell you I saw her own letter, ' exelanneil Mr. ,lotus. 'M ain't ] mazy now, hut I shouldn't wonder il 1 , was lintoie lot tr. i on vo ic?>'L all lii'' s?'t kc vu useo | lo linVf, an-1 I hat wimiI, enough I?? t hrujr ol,' saiil iiikIo Joshua, rather une.oinpliuu'iitary. ''('''mi! ahniir t<? I tin- lamse ami we'll a?k Amelia vvliai {I means.' I nele Joshua let! i In- way, with a pain in his sloinaeh, eauseh hy Mr. -.1 ?n ( fci* ener l'.a.M ie, attempt to tearh his supp isvil rival iinl l?> tn?-<lU' w ith the Jones lainiiy, ami Jones (ollow'eii in his waki*. wiili a sore head ami a very I hlaek eye. 1 here was a littht in the fittingr<)<iin, Mrs. .)i>iu's was there. % ' ?uSee licic, Aniel'a,' exclaimed uimle Joshua, Imi-stinvr in like a tuumh ri st< rni. " \ our huh ??l a husband says you've fell in love with <oiiu? one, ami ; [that, you wrote hint a letter saying i you'd tneel him at ten o'eloek lo-nioht j ami run away whit him, ami la- says h.-s seen 11?i^ I' U")\ ow, I mm t he'ieve a wi'iil dI ii, l).iL IM like to iia\c I you explain, if y?? ' can. "1 never wrote any such thing,' <1< i dared Mis. Jones, indignantly. | "Vim 11 i<l exclnmed Mr. Jones, "li'.s n<> use for \ on to he about it Amelia. You've broke my lieari, ami you did write thai letter. I found it on your desk, an I here it is. It begins?l><ar h\[nur</r "Oli, I know all about, it now," cried | Mrs. Jones, beginning to laugh. "Oh, i ileal* :nel You sei*, Laura \\ :nle ami ! I agreed to write a story, ami I had got mine hall-done, and went over to lead it to her this afternoon, and when i got then* 1 form \ that I'd lost a page ot it. 1 must haw h it it on mv desk. It was about a woman who was going to elop ?my story \va-?and she wrote l hat s(ie would go a>tn her lover, and then, when she thought it ul? over, e.ot)L'iudeil to stay at. home and ild In-1- 11 III v Ttll" it It LL'!IS nil-.. I V "v" " "* i "t-' I sing was lli?? one 1 li.it had iIk? J'-iiki ??n it 111;tt s'nt? wrote i<> luw lover. You IoiukI it, and thought I was goning o> run away! Oh, hear, I never heard oi m n y 111 i r? ?r so tw.uv! Oh, deal mo!' ami Mis. Jones laughed until the tears ran down I er cheeks. "J cant see anything very Innny about it,' said Mr. .1? lies, leciing rutin er sheepish. "ilow \mis I to know i that you were wilting stories? You've I no business to spend your time iu that w ay." "That's so,"' "fowled uneic Joshua, J whoso stomach begun to leel sore and j bruised. "You're a Idol lor writing stories, and .Join s is a tool any way.'i Which was poor consolation lor I .Jones. 'I iie stoiy ol the whole aliair I leaked out and lie will never here the last id Alls. Jones' elopement. [From ties SonUsti n Farmer anil Hauler.] On the Application of Manure. I I wish to give you the notions ol one <>t my neighbors about farming. Some o! his ideas are very strange, and it they atx* wrong i want you or some ol your convt ponden ts lo till me so, been ace I don't want to bo led astray. lie is a nervous, timid old gentleman, writes hut little for the papers, I lias little lo say to strangers, but hues to talk to his It lends about his work, lie has been a farmer tor thirty I years, and says, that, during all this j time, not one shovel full of lork full ol manure was ever thrown out of his | stable, unless it was put in the cart. That his stable yard is olj ten scraped and swept and everything thrown into the stable,! I especially Is this the ease before a tain. | You never see a little stream ol colored water flowing from his stable or any ol his larm pens. His manure is carried from the stable to the field and | scattered hoin the cut, on land that has been seeded *q\ p"*'11*#- His main ; r idea appears t N get a ur..d .tn,r' NE" ulont JouvumI. UTlHiDAY MAY ^ nu t, and (iiriiKiri1 or no manure) lie will m ike n ooud crop of coi n or toli.iee.o, wit.ii lint In tie riin. Tlu.t this tail well turned under, imt only holds , i lie moistuie, hut keejis his hind Irom ! ; washing, nnd furnishes the very Inst . pi.ml l?M?d. ? A little fine manure is I p it in the lull to ^ive the youujj roots , a start, thus enabling them to gel down to this bed of decaying turf ( Some ol his neiehbors tell him that lie ( ought not to put his manure on the top ol the ground, that too inueh is lost b\ evaporation. I lis replv is, that it Mr. .John Taylor, of Caroline, was rii'ht in his notions, the whole earth, people and nli, would ?oon evaporate. Although .Mr. Taj lor was a oood farmer and a henefaetor to the human rnee, yet. he could he mistaken in some things. Talk to him about manure, and he will refer you to the leaves of the ton sis, and the shatters ol the pine, which fall on the ground to l he immense hear.ls ot hnlVtio that roani m cr the* vast plains ot the wes , t o the droves ol slump it il rait hi that roam ovim* o'tr pastures, all, all kjkmU ia lanuaiaipj too plain to he doubted i that improvement mii^t he on top. J ml list, m al hint: he say * I hat milium (ni'jht not to he plowed in, th t \ ii will u<> loo oeep, that its leaden v j is downward; tint his wile u hen she makes her soap does not make *\a hole in the middle o| the hopper, ponr in a i Intle water, let it stand a while then j dip It. out, hilt down, down it. ip?es chair, through, and she has to ** -t a I ?> * Oji \ I'Hsel underneath to eateli the lye.* due reason he ?(ives lor 11Ls i?ihi^ manure on pruss, is, 'hat when applied on level land in lull or winter, it can !<i<e hoihinir. In sioinr who i !.< weal lit'i' nets warm, I ho "mss and elo- | vcr s|tiiui? np, cover and Rhadu th manure; air, iio.it and moisture bein^r ' present, putrefaction takes place, some ol the loud man it I acta red o.k-s to the loots some to the 'dados, and moid I ' I L'lowili ciiMU H, Hi' was asked, \t lij it. was that his eo?ti kepi ^nco, whil thatot liis iioiyhbors was badly liiid !lo said tin- fresh stable and barn y. rd inanities wore burning ours, while his was kept ureen by the moist. life g>viiojj Mi ea vi'>{4 tnn. Ilo biathlons up at the very mention of the word turf; 8 a \ s such a hold is the very thino hp* corn; no haul ng out in spvimr, with weak oxen, heavy loads ot wit manure, over plowed land w lion it is too wet; hut here is nature's manure all ovenlv distrilmlerl over the Hold just ready to ho turned by the plowman's bright share. lit* says that alter the corn eiop has been taken oil, 1 bo land is in tine order lor wheat and up ass, or oats and ora*s; he does not earo innoli about wheat, only eoouirh tor bis ow ti use, that he eannol raise wheat at present prices; that the be-t lai no r liuit ever lived on Jain * river, .Mr. liiohard Sampson, always preferred oat 8, and made his farm riidi lie says i hat. we sma'l lanno.s ea mot afford to buy much ^uano, that we ouu'lit to make most, ol our manure ,v home, that a oreat deal is iosi t<? us l?y lliii u'tetidinit to li; tie t hiligs. 1 uskeil him what he meant by li'.tie things lie*.ml Ih? would it'll me id If \v words, that every thing that aceum white.*, about a tartn house (and i?, is a gre it dual) ought to lit* carctull y hn-hauded; even the sweepings ol your house and yard, nil soap-suds, tail rails ol all small try that is killed for iho use ol the pa' try, leathers, old shot s, in fact everything <d this sort, including the night soil from chamber and nvnv-ery, ought to he put in one place and kept sweet hy sprinkling over lime and plaster, lie says, it. is caster to do this than not, to do it; that, besides getting sumc half dozen loads ol the bc*t manure, his plae" is kept clean and healthy. I reminded lorn that, he had forgot the ashes; 1)0 said, no a V, at our house we take as good care of our allies and lien manure, as we do <>i our corn; they are the vcrif best, but we never mix I hem, the allies some how or other appear to weaken the manure, for this reason they ate kept separate* and when usiM mixed with plaster, lie says, summer cow-pens ought not to he plowed when lliev are turned round, but let stand until cropping i i 11 < that plowing starts (ennenta'inn miii there being no crop on the land, a good deal ol manure is lost. He is going to tell me ahoui his t?heej), which I may report to you. II. H. II. Ilow'io Fix niK Clock.?When the clock stops, do not take it in to the repair shop Jill yon have tried as follows; 'l ake off t lie pointers and the faretake off the pendulum and iis wire Remove theratehet. from the "tick" vjl i i 4 ?l? 1 o 11/1 i lw? iilivi.l/ ? ? 1 i * ........ Iin- >1 IS. rv will Hill UUW II with great velocity", let it go; the increating t?pocd wear* away the gum and dust irom the |>inioriH^?thci clock cleans itaolt. It yon have any sperm oil, put the leaht hit on the axeU. l'nt the machinery togethet, and nine times in ten it will run just ih well if it had been taken to the shop. In fact, thik in the way moat shopmen clean cloeka. If, P stead of a pendulum, the clock has a watch escapeincnt, the latter can be taken out in an instant, without t iking the work ape**!, and tlie result i< tho name. It \i I went v m i uV's to clean a "V >? -'V v - - . . W ia>. , 187"). NO. 20. Necessity of Co-Operation. The average Southern farm can he made sell-sustaining. That in, it can Ik- made to grow grain, am) meat, and wool enough lo supply the wants ol the tanner, at the same time that it Di'txllil'CX COllDIl Iii.nnuli l/.f...... vw v.v,?.?jr uuiui current expenses, ami l.aco a surplus on hand at tin; end of the year, Kilt llio dill-culty o! accomplishing this result increases just in proportion as tho co-operation ol the ianuin^ coin-1, inunity decreases. Il l ahoic, in a neighborhood, sow wheat, ihe expense ol harvasting, threshing ami u;r?ri?IinLr, so enhances the piiceol the grain that I cannot sell it. It has cost me more than it is worth m market. Neither can 1 alVortl lo eat such a luxury, lor it is cheaper to buy UiMit. lint il (In* growth ol \s heal becomes prevalent, ( radii's are ini reduced, threshers :ii*i? provided, llouriug mills arc elected, ami in the common routine of plantation work, in < grain crop is harvested and thrashed, >ui(l my lloiir ground at an inappreeiahie cost. lust so wit 11 raisins; stock. If I alone raise lings, my |>igs are sure to ti1141 cracks in my neighbor's fence lhal will cost t hem their lives. Or, what is j'ist as probable, they will ho so little thought of at home, that they will be starved to death, or be allowed to bcealetiupby vermin. Only recently 1 paid a visit to a Iriend, a most suec sslhl cotton planuM, and while on Ins I ||-|>II) Wl>< I I ? ..... .. . I... - ..l)_ ,.. _ . .......... . ?. . n |>mi i m: hv ai i;i* wag appearauce of his shoals. ''Oh yes," ho r? plied, "that is a lino breed, lull 1 can't raise ho^s; nobody about hor?; raises them, and I can't make the hands tpye ihom proper at ionii<>u ; 1ml it I did, and they wore kepi fat, some* body would kill them; you can't raise Iioijson a cotton plantation." Reader, do you not say, amen, to that friend's conclusion? "You can't raise lio^s on a cotton plantation. That is, it cotton he l yranically supremo, all else must how to its Kupremacy* Hut 1 feel convinced the subject, here, is m re to leame than the kintr. Hut to resume. If 1 alone, in a community,attempt to o"row wool the foxes eat up my lambs; so those tell mo who know nothing about sheep husbandry. Hut possibly tin1! lambs ckf :) ! if In' fnvi.v it iii 1 in 11 in. tin... I......,.*... J X . t ) ?MM III I I II ?; I I I I I V" UL'IWI 111* lull grown sheep; why, then my neighbor's iox dogs, (beg pardon who ever saw a hound kill a sheep? I should hivn said ihti negroes' ours,) kill my sheep, and in consequence, I raise neither uool nor sheep. Kxperience teaches me here loo, that the shepherd is as much to hlame as the cutis., even ihough isolation is a dangerous experiment with a sheep llock. Iturul (Carolinian for uWay. Men Out ol'Tlielr I'laees. There is a place lor every man: his own proper place, where he ought to he. (?ud has designed him for it, and it belongs to him, and to no one else, ami every man may know and lind his pleeit'lie v\ill. It must he 11is sincereu desire to he in Ins place, ami lie must go to God heartily praying, Lord, what wilt Thou have me to do? Whore wilt TIkiii have me to he? Let him surrender his own will to God's will, and (iod will lead and guide him; and he shall make no mistake. And it is a most Lles-e 1 thing to he in one's own place. God will he with tiim here, lie will cheer, and strengthen, and sustain him. lie may have tiials; hut he meets them in the path ol duty, and Gods grace is sullicient lor him. The same compassionate God vGio was with Daniel in the den ot lions, and with the three Hebrews in the burning, fiery lurnace, will not li'HVI* 111 II) IW 11' In)'..'. L'n I?* ii* ltnit-rr in *> ? his own proper place, he may j;o to God with cotifidenca*, and he shall he comforted and supp ?rt?*?J. Ho sit all be jojful in all his tribulation. There is a place lor every man, and God intended each to *j11?I and lo fill his place.. The t rouble is, most men aspire to places they cannot till. They want to he presidents, commodores, or captains, when they are only lit for the ranks. Some want to be poets or painters, when they tire, only prosy pumpkins, lie is the hapicst man who finds the pi arc he is titled to till, and fills it well, however hnmhlo it may be. The one who knows hi/nscl/\ his tan Its, and how to overcome them ?his virtues, and how to increase t I./.. u.lw.l-../...mll.u I -I t ii i r* 11?/ iv 11?t \y n i i i\t mi:.'; . i nil ot lite organs <?t mi ml and body., anil exercises llicm in the fear ami love ol Clod?is the happiest man. A man awoke liis wile the other night, and, in a startled tone of voice, informed her that he had swallowed a dose oistyehnine. "Well, you fool," said she, "lie still, or it may come up." "A Tennessee man," says an exchange, "has commenced budding ap* ark." It he is going to take a pair * all living animals with hiui he ou?.| to turn over the command ot his >1 to somebody else and go alo*^r a? | taw^^^himst If. [' -' * ?* 1 I Ain i" >ui_\ a** Iisoit <i ,lt *1.00 i it >.|tiam for tlr*t arrl lilfy {. ,!- ! I liw?.-rt??. ?. w.?i* Iik'Ii sjmi'e ?\ill Co istllii'.'j a iqu 4f<t wliofliiT in iii .'\ ii-r or Wia,?I iy type; h'uthui an iiu'ti will cti I lor aniju i.o mani.?^i* noil in tvoa? Deaths an | Funeral nor Ices free. Obituaries mm rjuaie free; ovur oas, snari' ? li.itat ?</\iv tisoi^ tales. I?cli^oijs ii<>i ji v ? ?f oie* n?Miarn fr e. A It i <livoltnl n ill ?>t: made lotho^s whose fisiMiair to l?o kepi in for term of 11 ir?months or longer. If 1 KaU Leisure* "It I !ia?l 1.inure, I would repair Out weak piano in my Ivnce,' said a taruior. Ho had none however, and while drinking cider vvitli a neighbor, ti? s O O ' I cows broke in and injured a priuu piece ol com. lie had leisure then i > j repair his fence, but il did not brinj back Ins corn. 4'11 1 had leisure," said a wheo'ri^ht, last Winter, "I would alter my stovepipe, for I know it is not sale.' H it ho did not find time, and w >e.i n s shop caught lire, and burned down, no found leisure to l> ild another. "It had leisure,' ? iid a incciianic, "I should have my work done m season.* The man thinks his tiun has been a I occupied, but he was not at work lilt after sunrise; he tjuit work at liva o'clock, smoke 1 a oi^ar utter dinner, and snout, two Iwkii** on iln< ...in - - . .. wn< OIIUVV ing nonscnce with :ui idler. "If I lia.i leisure,'' said a mcrcluitH, "I would pay moro attention to accounts. ' '1 lie chance is, my iriend, if )ou had leisure, you would probably pay Iosh attention to thu matter than you do now. The thing lacking w ith hundreds ot lannei* who till the noil is, no more leisure, but more resolution?the spirit to do?to do now. If the farmer who sees the fence in a poor condition would only act at once, how much might be saved. U wo6hl prevent brcoehy cattle creating quaricls among neighbors, that in many cases I t initiate in lawsuits, which t<ke nearly all they are both worth to pay the lawyers. The I.oaMenu Compromise The straight fo ward letter ot Conerresstnan \\ I.im'I. mi ?i>.. D,.i.? -- '< i iiu r m i 'H'Ul/ "I the Louisiana co iipromi.se, must be * slid disappoinltn Mil to the "working'' politicians. Air ady 'hey had charged the Louisiana Democrats wth a. tin { in had faith and violating jtoleiun pledges, and they were preparing l<? build up, lor the fall campaign, a wonderful structure of misrepresentation and falsehood, typifying Southern treachery an the ho a t y of e\cry body outside of the Democratic party. l?ur, the new-paper castle has fallen to tin ground; blown down by a Republican Congressman, who is confident that Louisiana will emerge from wli ?t scented to he an utterly helpless condition, and scouts the idea that th ? Democrats, after the award, did not stand up to their hargin. This is no*, what, the South is accustomed to; thi? is the sort of justice which for year 4 was denied her. To the "outer barbarians" it may not seem much cause for jubilation that a representative of one political party should he willing and ready to vindicate the reputalio of the representatives of an opposing party. Hut wo have not been accus* toint'd to i', ami are not accustomed to it now. We fi kc it, and hunger for it. And the Southern people wilJ cmtainly greet Mr. W heeler's letter as one more chip on Qie water, showing the tot <A the tide ? as another significant indication tlm' lie lime is approaching when par; e* will bo judged by what they do ai <1 not by what they say, and when a politician to bo successful, must h ive a better stock in trade than abuse f his fellow-citizens ol t he South. j\r' </%? and Courier. The public are discussing, through the daily pip'-ra, the growing nuisanca of haying circulate ?l all kinds, advertising all sorts of business and traces, thrust into the doorways and into the hands of passers-by and sent through the mail. It Iris become a great annoyance, and there is one point that is either now established, or soon will br, viz., that thoso who keep up the nuisance by sending such missives nnBought, will prejudice their own interests, they will disgust the public, instead of obtaining customers. The old-fashioned way of advertising in . 1 - mo paper*., alter? the public can rea l at their convenien and ot' their own free choice, will he lowed <te he thu best. Silver coinage is going on so rapidly at the mint ami branches, n I the coin* arc increasing in the trea* try *?i fast, that it is anticipated there v?ll na ten millions ot dollars in silver o i ban I by the opening ol September, so that itlhe gold premium shall fall t> a favorable point, il is possible the ?;sst?<i of the ueW coin* may ho uontnaoil1'* I before the meeting ot Congress in December. It. is rendered more probvbly by the steady contraction ot the fractional currncy, to which we hava before rc'erred. Should the iss i? login with the dimes, and no moro te cent note* be issued, the diutct can be kept afloat. A strong minded woman in Detroit made the following gentle reply to a politician wh ? had called at her house to get her husband u> go to the polU A/md vote: uNo, eir; he uau't g*u 4\wy? washing now, mi 1 he's g*ing t* A\\a? to morrow; and it he wasn't <i<Mug V.\w -^ritig'he rouJlu'i go. I ran tkial I <*" S|n?l it one & i