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The Beaufort Republican. * AN INDEPENDENT FAMILY NEWSPAPER, DEVOTED TO POLITICS, LITERATURE AND GENERAL INTELLIGENCE. OUR MOTTO IS?TRUTH WITHOUT FEAR. VOL. III. NO. 42." BEAUFORT, S. C., THURSDAY, JULY 24, 1873. . 25 ' - I ?f fnUrtiL NEW SPRING GOODS,. ^ J as. C. BAILIE & BRO., EKSPBCTFXTT-I.T A? f.OCR ATTKN tloo to the following de* .rart.k goods of- c f ered by tb?ai for sal* : English a jro Americas floor oil " cloths. ?' Ul# bo8t QtuUty of goods manuf set urea, you want a real Rood Oil Cloth ? II so, com# wow and get tho eery beet. Oil Cloths cut A and laid promptly. A full line of cheap FLOO R OIL CLOTHS, from 60c, a yard up. Table cloth j ^ widths and colors. | carpets. ' Brussels, three-ply and ingrain Carpets of n?w designs. A full stock of low-priced carpets from', 30c. a yard up. Carpets measured for, made and laid wjth dispatch! lace curtains. French Tambonrd Lace, " Exquisites." Nottingham Lace, < Beautiful." n Tamboured Muslin, durable and cheap, from $2.50 a pair and upwards. cornices and bands. Rosewood and Gilt, Plain Gilt, Walnut and Gill ( Cornice#, with or without centres. I Curtain Bands, Pins and Loops. Cornioes. cut and made to lit windows and put up. window shades. ?" 1,600 Window shades In all the new tints of color. Beautiful Gold Baud Shades, $1.60, with all trim unga. Beautiful Shades 20c. each. Store Window Shades any color and any sixe. _ Window Shad 58 squared and put up promptly. Walnut and painted wood Shades. HUGS AND DOOR MATS. Q New and beautiful Ruga. ^ Eoor Mate, from Mc. up to the beat Bngllsh Cocoa, Ihat wear three year*. A00 aeta Table Mate, assorted. MATTINGS. New Matting, Plain and Fancy, in all the different widths made. Mattings laid with dispatch. WALL PAPERS AND BORDERS. Ti >,000 Rolls Wall Papers and Borders in new patterns, tf gold, panels, hall, oaks, marbles, chintzes, ftc? is every variety of colors?beautiful, good and cheap. Paper hung if desired. HAIR CLOTHS * In all widths required lor Upholstering. Bottom, * Qimps and Tacks for same. A CURTAIN DAMASKS. Plain and Striped French Terry* for Curtains and Upholsteriug purposes. Gimps, Fringe, Tassels, Loops and Buttons. Moreens and Table Damasks. Curtains and Lambraquins made and put up. ?? PIANO AND TABLE COVERS. English Embroidered-Cloth and Piano TableCovers. Embossed Felt Piano and Table Covers. F Plain and gold band Flocked Piano Covers. German Fringed Table Covers. CRUMB CLOTHS AND DRUGGETS. New nattAms in in. .it. n. vidth v.nt.rl rtT To all of which we ask your attention. All work rtone well and in season, by James G. Bailie & Brothers, AUGUSTA, GA. apl-lT-ty. J H. M. Stuart, M. D., U Corner of Bay and Eighth Streets, Beaufort, S. C. OKALF.B r* DR UGS A XD CIIEMICA LS, FAMILY MEDICINES, FANCY AND TOILET ARTICLES, 8 TA TIONER Y, PERF UMER )*, J BRUSHES, Ac., Ac., Ac. _ Together with many other articled too numerous to mention. All of which will beaold at the lowest price for rash. Physicians prescriptions carefully compounded. fcb.ll. ?| pierceTwigginT ATTORNEY AND COUNSELOR AT LAV. Solicitor Second Circuit. Beaufort, S. C. Wept.l-ly. Terry savage & co., 3 Wheelwrights & Carpenters. p, Carte, Wagons and Carriages repaired in the best ? manner at low price*. j nil aiuun ui juuuiuk nu^uucu vv. ? MAGNOLIA St., BEAUFORT, S. C. J. K. Goethe, M. D. ^ Dr. Goethe offer* hi* professional service* to the public, lie may be found at hia residence, Came Hill, near Ynrnsville, ^ Beaufort Co., S. C. a J*n.My. It A. S. HITCHCOCK, 0 ATTORNEY AND COUNSELOR AT LAW, BOUNTY, PENSION AND CLAIM AGENT. BEAUFORT. 8. C. Dec.l-yr. YEMA8SEE Eating Saloon, AT THE L P. R, & S. & C. R. R. JUNCTION. The traveling public will here find good meal* on the arrival of train*. Also accommodations for man ( and beast, near the depot. 13. 1*. BEIiIJERS, YEMASSEE, S. C. Nov.21-ly. G W. H. CALVERT, PRACTICAL Tin, Sheet-Iron, Copper & Zinc Worker. DEALER IN ( Japanned and Stamped Tin Ware*. Constantly on band, Cooking, Parlor and Box Stove*. TKIIM8 CASH. Thankful for past tavors, ana nopinfj oy strict atientiou to business in tba future to merit your kind favor. W. H. CALVERT, Bay St., between 8th and 9th St&, E BEAUFORT\ S. C. Apl.S-ly. CHARLESTON HOTEL, CHARLESTON, S. C. mchiVly g. H. JACKSOW. Redeem Your Lands. The Acts of Congress and the Regulations of tin Treasury Department in regard to the Rsdemptio: _ of Lands now in the possession of the United State , by reason of the Direct Tax Commissioners ealea ean be had at this office. Price tec ewfc. By BbU tf* PAUL BRODIE, a. e Chit ect, BE AUFORT,S.C. Drawing* of Models prepared for Patent Office. Itndies for special purposes, made at short notice. iox 31, P. O. decl-ly William Gurney, COTTON FACTOR AND Commission Merchant, NO. 102 EAST BAY AND NORTH ATLANTIC WHARF, CHARLESTON, S. C. Particular attention given to the sale of and shipsent of Sea Island and Upland Cotton. Liberal dvances made ou consignments. dcc7-ly JOHN BRODIE, Contractor & House Builder, Jobbing Punctually Attended To. OFFICE i Corner Bay and Ninth Street, BEAUFORT, ?. 0. decl-tf HOHT ROYAL JAW & PLANING MILL, Beaufort, S. C. D. C. Wl?ioN & CO., % MANUFACTURERS OF AHD DEALERS IN low Pine Timber aid Lumber,, AND CYPRESS SHINGLES, ALSO, Builders & Contractors. ] i Plaster Lathes, . ! 7 ALL KINDS or JOB SAWING Promptly Done. looring and Ceiling Boards Always on Hand. Orders for Lumber and Timber by the cargo omptly filled. Terms Cash. D. C. WILSON & CO. norMLly THE BEAUFORT H0R0L0GIST! P. M. WHITMAN, Vatchmaker and Engraver, Mayo's Building, Bay Street. Will give his personal attention to the repairing oI ATCHE8, CLOCK8 and JEWELRY. Ornamental id plain Engraving done at short notice. Oentleraen having fine Watches can test them at Is establishment by one of HOWARD A CO.'8 00 REGULATORS. Having added to my stock one of J. BLISS k CO.'S ' * T fn flip le TraiiHtt jnainimeniB, i ?ui ? ah Beaufort titue to Ui? fraction of a aooond. Alfred Williams, l*RIAL JUSTICE, Crofut's Building, BAY STREET, BEAUFORT, S. C. I P.?Court will be held every Friday at Brick lurch, St. Ilelcua Ialand. rach28-ly A. MARK, 300TMAKEE, Bay Street, Beaufort, S. C. IlaviiifT opened a eliop upon Bay Street, I am proired to do ftrat-clata work. ntch'Jo-ly A. MARK. PURE WATER Guaranteed by the use of the iMERICM DRIVEN FELL, * 1 ^ -? AVI- Tkov ara isow ncmg put uuwu in vujb vwuu?;? *?v7 3hoap and Uurablo, nd (five universal satisfaction. Pnrc Water can bo itroduced into any bouse by the AMERICAN RIVEN WELL in a few hours. Apply to M. L. MAINE, Sea Island Hotel, or to E. G. NICHOLS, Permanent Agent. feb27-6m S. MAYO, BAY STREET. BEAUFORT, S. C., HARDWARE, .iquors, Segars and Tobacco, Net Yarn*, Fish Line* & Cordage, 3-lass, Paints and Oils, White Lead and Turpentine. Special attention Riven to mixing Paints, stul lass cut to order of any size. febll M. POLLITZER, Cotton Factor and Commission Merchant, BEAUFORT, S. C. gM The Savannah Independent, A FAMILY NEWSPAPER, latebllshed on the cheap cash plan, at the low rato of only ONE DOLLAR A YEAR: Address, INDEPENDENT, P. O. Boa 868. Savannah, Oa. W. G. CAPERS, Upholsterer and Repairer. Old Furniture put in good order, Picture Frames jade. Mattresses stuffed at the shortest notioe. Corner Bop and Ninth Htreats. MIMt Christmas Hymn. I said to my darling maiden, 44 Sleep eoftly and quickly sleep, From the sky in a chariot golden To-night will the Christ-Child leap. With many a shining treasuro Is the tiny coach supplied; And to-morrow. when awaking, Thou wilt !ii:i them by thy side." And so fell aoleep my maiden, And whispered when she awoke: 44 The little wheels of his wagon I saw, and the ponies' yoke. 44 Among the bright stars were whirling The little wheels round and round; And a golden thread came twirling And caught me up from the ground." 44No! no! the beautiful wagon Will bring its treasures to thee; Thou canst not thither, my maiden! Thou stayest just here with me." And then the dear child grew silent, And whispered never a word; But the golden thread she did spy lent Wings and she flew as a bird." 8he was so airy a maiden, And her heart so made to fly, Enough was a fine thread golden To draw her up to the sky. I TTh tno far heavier laden. v With sorrow and sin defiled: Ds, too, doth a fine thread golden Draw after the dear, loet child. an occasional friend. Mr. and Mrs. Oliver C. Burton, as their wedding cards had announced the young couple a year before, were seated at the breakfast table, with an undeniable expression of discomfort upon both | faces. Oliver himself, a fine looking ' man of about twenty-four, looked out of temper. Amy, his pretty blonde wife, looked harassed and unhappy, but not cross. "I wish I could please you, Oily," she said, with a piteous droop ii> the corners of her mouth. "I do try, and if you would only give me an hour of warning, perhaps?" "An hour of warning," broke in Oliver, in a petulant tone; "that's just like a woman. How can I tell when I 1 am going to meet a friend I should like to invite to dinner? Yesterday, for instance, I met Ned Heyward quite unexpectedly in the car, and he's only in town a few days. Of course I asked him to dinner, and found pork and beans." " But you like pork and beans." " But yon should always provide alan "Wn/1 /lofoofc fKom " OUUivvuiuf^ vmut vu uvwuvu vuviui " But if Mr. Heyward had not come, 1 the something else would have been wasted, as we all like pork and beans." 44 I cannot understand why it is I al- t ways find, some mortifying deficiency i whenever I bring any one here to dine. Last week John Hill found nothing but J mutton chops and potatoes." s "It was washing day. You 6ee-Oily, we rer.lly cannot afford to have a com- ' pany dinner every day, and?" ? " There, there ! always the eld story. ] We seem to afford other tilings very t well. I don't mind the cost. I never 1 stint you in housekeeping funds." " No, Oily ; and if you really do not 1 mind the cost, I might?" 44 Manage it any way you like, but do 1 let me find a decent meal when I bring < home an occasional friend. There kiss, and be friends." ] Amy was willing enough to put up her pretty lips for a kiss, but after her lord and master had left the house, she carried a perplexed face for along time. She did want her husband'B home to be the most perfect spot on earth in hiB own eyes, and faithfully tried to make it so. But the little wife had been b rought up in a family where a limited income ruled all expenditure, and she knew well that her husband's salary required careful management to keep tnem out of debt. Debt was her horror, while Oliver thought but little of a bill here and there,'having, as yet had none large enough to be an annoyance. Amy had proved herself a treasure in housekeeping- neat, orderly, and economical?and lipr husband was justly nroud of his wife and his home. But his reckless hospitality was a sore thorn , in Amy's side. She, was glad to see his gentlemen friend;^ when she knew they i were coming to. visit her, and took an innocent pride,, jn spreading before them j her choie'jst cooking nnd daintiest dish- i es. Br,t she seldom knew they were comi ng till Oliver put his head in her ] ch amber door, or the kitchen, to tell her i 'i'om, Dick or Harry had come home 1 with him to dinner, and they were in a , hurry. And it did seem to poor Amy as t if an evil fate possessed Oliver to select ; the very worst days for such visitations. The meal that on a busy day Oliver would have eaten with a keen relish, looked poor when he saw his fastidious : friend who boarded at the hotel , partaking of it. And yet, as Amy said, , his salary did not warrant a company ] dinner for every day. Then there were washing days, when something must be cooked that could be quickly served ; ironing days, when, | if they were alone, Oliver declared pork , nnd beans a dinner fit for a king ; there were days when yesterday's big joint of , meat must be eaten cold, warmed up, or wasted ; days when the range would not bake well, and the dinner in pros- 1 pect had to be abandoned, and a hurried , meal prepared on the top of the fire ; in short, days that all housekeepers know j by experience ore the very last ones when they want tp see strange faces at i their tables. Yet, if Amy was all ready on six days, and all in confusion on the j seventh, it was surely on that very seventh day that Oliver had a friend unex- , pectedly to dinner. It was of no use to tell him in the j morning ; the s'ght of an old comrade's j faqe drove the warning completely out of nis mind. r r* So, on the morning whereof I have nlrendv written. Amv went about her daily cluties with u heavy heart and a troubled face. But the poBtman left j her a letter, after reading which she suddenly cleared up wonderfully, and i seemed immensely relieved. 3 ' " a* i ^"IH try it," ehe said. "Perhaps Oliver will realize then what it ooeta," \ ' But no word of her mysterious resoution passed her lips when her husband came home, nor did he allude to ler letter. There was no stranger at ler table for three or four days, but she waited patiently, knowing Oliver would loon find a friend for her to make her irst experiment in her new plan. She vas very careful always about the appointments of her table, trusting nothng. to the servant, in that department, 10 she was not afried of any gueBt flndng disorder or neglect there, but Olirer's idea of guest dishes had been a lore trouble to her. "Amy," he called, about a week after ;he important conversation recorded, 1 Will Ferris has come home with me. tfow don't tell me we have nothing fit o set before him." "Can you give me half an hour?" imy Asked cheerfully. " Yes?not more. We are going to ;he lodge together." " I'll be ready." Oliver beamed with satisfaction, as le motioned his guest to a seat at the iable. A small turkey, browned to perfection, was the leading dish, various regetables, a dainty selection of sauces md pickles, and a most delightful pie inished the repast. " I knew Amy could do it if she ;ried," thought Cliver, " and now that <5 ? " T nny in oomotf bHa will mftTl )UC 11UUD X aui 1U caiuv?*| ??w ige to give my friends a decent meal, if they are not heralded twenty-four lours in advance." Not a week later, another friend was nvited on the spur of the moment, arriving when the dinner was actually terved. But Amy asked for only a few ninutes, and magically there was served in exquisite repast, perfectlv cooked, ^gain and again Oliver came home with i friend, ana a delightful certainty of a jood dinner. Amy never complained low of his hospitality, gave his friends i smiling welcome, and Oliver found lome more charming than ever. Tvvo months passed, and the occasionil friend came very often to dinner. The slight restraint Oliver had felt was juite removed by the new and delight"ul change in Amy's management; and pet the variety and quality of the comsany dishes never failea. But Mrs. Burton, consulting her account book, mderstood that the time was rapidly ipproaching when Oliver must underitand how this magic machinery was cept in order, must see where the myserious delicaeies that appeared so aromptly were procured. So, one evening, when husband and vife were enjoying a quiet tete-a-tete, .he servant handed in an envelope directed to Mr. Burton, saying: " The boy will call in the morning." "BoyleC' said Oliver, reading the 4 1 * 1-' A. XL* jruueu aaveruHumeiiL iu we uuruci vi ;he envelope ; " why, it is the restaurant keeper round the corner." " Yen," Amy naid. " But I never owed the man a cent, ind here is a bill," cried Oliver, openng the folded paper in the envelope. " I think you will find it all right," \.my said very calmly, though a red spot burned on each cheek as she spoke. "All right!" said the amazed Oliver; !l the man must be crazy. One turkey { md dressing, five dollars. One lemon pie, seventy-five cents; cranberry sauce, iweet potatoes and parsnip fritters, three dollars." " That was the day Mr. Ferris dined here," said Amy, without looking up. "One pair of roast ducks, five dollars," read Oliver; currant jelly, one lollar." "That was the day Mr. Hill dined here." Oliver gave a long whistle. "So that is the way you did it?" " Yes, dear." " Hum! quails, grouse, chickens." . " You did not suppose I procured \nd cooked such things at a minute's uotiee, did you ?" Amy asked demurely. " No?but?" ' " You didn't suppose they came down the chimney ready cooked, like Santa Clans' gifts, did you ?" she asked, still looking intently at her sewing. " Well, not exactly that?but?" " You told me I was not to mind the expense." " Yes ; but? What is the expense ?" fnrnino nvnr fllA naner. " Bv JoV6. A.my, it is a hundred and twenty-five dollars." " Yes, that is right. I kept an account of the items." There was a long silence. Oliver was trying to persuade himself that it was impossible his habit of promiscuous hospitality was really so expensive, but the items stored him in the face, and a very slight effort of memory recalled nearly every dish. Jones had complimented the lobster salad : Smith had been enthusiastic over the mat/onnaine of fowl; Heyward had pronounced this pate equal to Delmonico's; aud Curtis had protested ho never ate such pigeon pie before. "With a deep sigh, Oliver said: "Since"it is all right, I suppose I must pay it; but?was it quite fair, A.my, to spring such a mine on mo ? I did not realize the expense, it is true, but this bill coming in so unexpectedly will really hamper me terribly. " No, it won't, Ollv. I only wanted yon to understand how expensive and troublesome it is to have unexpected company. Only let me know, and I will gladly prepare for your friends, at only a small additional expense." " But that won't pay this bill." " No, but this will." And Amy laid before her husband three crisp fifty' dollar bills. " Why, Amy! where did that come from ?" " Yon have heard me talk of Uncle Charles, the chaplain in the navy, who was away at the time we were married ?" " But who came home a month or two ago, you told me." " Yes; but I did not tell you that in the letter he wrote telling me he was at father's, he sent me a oheck for two hundred dollars to purchase a wedding present." " And you have spent more than half in turkeys and geese for my friends 1" " I don't regret it, Oily, for it has given you pleasure to entertain them ; but we cannot afford to keep it np. I don't want to be unreasonable; but you see now, do yon not, that the habit is better broken ?" " Yea, I do see it. You hare brought it home to me now, Aray, and I will not vex the dearest little wife in the world again by adding unexpected company to her household cares." So Amy lost her grievance, for Oliver gave her due notice from that time forward when he meant to invite a guest. True, it was a strong temptation, when he met his friends, to run the risk and take them home, but the vision of Boyle's bill, and Amy's sacrifice of her uncle's wedding present, rose beforehis eyes, and he gave the invitation for another day, or let it pass. For after all, he found, when the appointed day came, he cared very little for the expected pleasure, and would have enjoyed a quiet dinner and evening with Amy quite as well as the company of an occasional friend.?Ledger. Xhc Minimum in Minnesota. Exchanges note that Winstrand, the Swedish ex-royal secretary, who lives in Minnesota, has reached a height of economy pf which Dio Lewis is ignorant. Having read a statement that Indian com contains more than four times as much oily matter as wheat flower, and that one pound of it, parch ed and made into bread, is more than equal to two pounds of fat meat, the careful Swedajesolved to test its power. Mixing corn-meal with water, he, with his own devoted hands, made a cake one inch thick and seven inches in diameter, which he baked on the coals in the parlor stove.. A cake ot this size proved to bo more than sufficient for one meal. Three times a day, for weeks, the experimenter ate nothing else, didn't wan't anything else, didn't lose weight, and was perfectly well. He must have a constitution before which even hardboiled eggs might bow and miace-pie blush. To rational people he presents the argument that it takes one hour's work, besides fencing, to produce half a bushel of corn, which is more than sufficient for ten days for one person ; it needn't cost anybody more than five dollars a year. "Rational people," he declares, "will be more satisfied on that than on the fare at the best hotels in Europe or America." Moreover, he observed that half an acre will produce all the vegetables one person will need for one vear, without nard labor ; that when the weather is warm it is very comfortable and healthy to go barefoot, and a "very comfortable house," large enough for one person, can be built in Minnesota for twenty dollars, and almost anybody can do it for himself. Therefore nobody need be at a loss for a den wherein to dwell, and fare UJg UIO UIIC WV u t portion of the bases produced by combustion. The Man in the Moon. Tho origin of the expression the " Man in the Moon " is unknown, but the name has from time immemorial been applied to the dark lines and spots upon the surface of the moon, which are visible to the naked eye, and which, when viewed through a good telescope, are discovered to be the shadows ol lunar mountains. It is one of the most popular and most ancient superstitions of the world that these lines and spot: are the figure of a man leaning on a fori on which he carries a bundle of thonu or brushwood, for stealing which or Sunday he was confined to the moon, The account given of a man who was stoned to death for gathering sticks or Sunday, is supposed by some to be the origin of this oelief. Dante suppose! Cain to have been the offender who wat placed eternally in the moon for punish ment of his crime. Some of the olc poets thought these spots and lines rep resented the boy Endymion, " whos< company the moon loved so well thai she carried him constantly with her.' Other ancients thought they represents a fox. ^ * * n?? . r\ j ti uiraru, rine i/jiuhj, rcuu., uuuu to have a child which weighed but tlare ounces at its birth, and eeven orraoe when three weeks old. . All its orjfan are said to be perfect. The Shah of Persia. HI* Bad Manner* and Big Diamond*-- f How He Look*, Eat*, and Behave*. ] In an interesting letter to the New J .York Times, Dr. William H. Rossel (the historian of Bull Run) gires some e personal information about the Shah of < Persia which will not tend to raise that t potentate in the opinion of cultured society. It seems that the distinguished s Oriental monarch is net only proud, but 1 unpunctual, ill-mannered, and rather , immoral. As a matter of choice, he pre- I fers to eat with his fingers, and cannot be persuaded that anybody in the world j is tne equal of His Sublime Highness. , Yet rumor has not been up to the mark ^ in describing the incredible richness of his jewels. Mr. Russel says: "No one wks prepared to see, mortalibus oculia, a diamond nearly twice the size of the Koh-i-noor, or " Mountain of ' Light," (now in the possession of the ? Queen of England, once Runjeet Sing, 1 the Lion of Lahore's greatest glory), 1 stuck in front of a man's sword-belt, ? and fire diamonds, each larger than that 1 jewel of jeWelsi en eohelon upon his coat, from waist to shoulder. These 1 stones are scarcely cut, and do not show < as they ought, but they are of surpass- f ing purity. The Shah's sword-belt is < a treasure-house in itself. The sheath 1 wifVi mViioa ompralfls. and t ID ObUUUCU ntvu *uV.wj , diamonds, which shame their setting of ] purest gold. The front of bis coat is i garnished with rows of brilliants instead of lace. The collar and sleeves | are crusted with them, and his orders j are of the most precious jewels. His ] spurs flash like sunbeams. All this on \ the person of a man who has nothing < noble in mien or face, although he is < above the average height of the Indian ? Mussulman noblesse. ' , As to the personal appearance of the monarch, we are afraid that his picture ( has flattered him. For the keen-sighted ) journalist says: "He is not much at his ease with European barbarians, and . it is ludicrous to see him standing alone ( in a crowd with a clear space round him and no one to talk to, for he balances ( first on one leg and then on another, j ' like a hen on a hot griddle,' and does not know what to do with them or his hands. When he turns his back and ! the spectator calmly surveys his ex- ' terior, freed from the distracting influ- 1 ences of his diamonds, the Shah doel ! not present an imposing appearance. I admit that the backs of most people ' fail to impress one, but his Majesty's J tailor has rendered his revera quite abnormally ridiculous by making his frock coat wiui a multitude of fine plaits like i those of a Highlander's kilt or of a lady of Queen Bess's time over the hips, and so all round. His face is sel- i dom animated, and there is something incongruous in the position of his respectable gold spectacles, a la Thiers, on his aquiline nose, under a Persian cap, and, over all these, diamonds." His personal habits would not render him an acceptable visitor in cultivated i circles, whatever "shoddy" might think of him. At least so the writer seems to suggest in the following paragraph : "In spite of his jewels and external splendor, the Shah-in-Shah is, according to European notions, a savage in many respects?proud, wilful, sensual, and arbitrary. If punctuality be ' the politeness of princes,' as it is said to be, ' surpassing that of the best hotels at a cost of five dollars a year. Action of Tobacco, I A highly important series of experiments have been made by two German physicians, Vogl and Eulenberg, with a view accurately to determine the physiological action of tobacco. Their researches had reference first to the action of those bases of tobacco which are volatilized at a temperature lower than one hundred and sixty degrees, and then to those volatilizable between one hundred and sixty and two hundred and sixty degrees. It was found that the action of all these bases was identical with that of niootine, producing contraction of the pupil, labored respiration, convulsions, and death. When taken into the stomach they produce their effects more speedily than when subcutaneously injected ; though even in the latter case they are not so instantaneous as nicotine. The lungs and airpassages of animals experimented upon were found, on post-mortem examination, to be greatly congested. Messrs. Vogl and Eulenberg attribute to the pyridine and picoline bases, and not to nicotine, the painful symptoms of the novice in smoking, as also the poisonous effects of tobacco-juice when swallowed. The fact that stronger tobacco can be used in the shape of cigars than in the pipe, is explained by this, that there are more of the volatile bases in the smoke from the latter. Pyridine is very volatile and stupefying, and exists in pipe smoke abundantly, while in cigar smoke but little of it is found, though collidine is thero in considerable quantity. In the course of their experiments the writers compared the action of these bases with that of the bases of other plants used for smoking, dandelion, willow wood, and stramonium. None of these, however, except willow wood contract the pupil. From these result* Messrs. Vogl and Eulenhurg conclude that the different effects of opium smok-? ? ? o .1 iO'umiu'A iii the nro the Shah would, in consequenoe 01 ms uttd* indifference to engagements, be one of the most ill-mannered men in the world. He kept the parhde at Potsdam, ordered by the Kaiser, waiting a couple of hours. He kept the Queen for half an hour at the railway station waiting for him. He would not go to breakfast when it was announced, at the time of invitation, but walked about in the garden, and then, seeing an arbor. which pleased him, desired to have his breakfast brought there. When he sat at dinner yesterday he put his fingers in his plate and ate with them, and if he came on a piece of some dish which he did not lilce, he took it out of his mouth and threw it down?not on the ground, but on the Queen's (Empress's) dress." As to the morality of the roval visitor ' from Ispahan, our readers will regret to 1 learn that " there has been some trouble in teaching the Shah and his followers 1 that women are to be treated with respect, even though they go about with their faces uncovered, and one of the most useful lessons they will carry back 1 from Europe is that which will teach 1 them to consider their wives their equals, and not their slaves?if they learn it. There is a great1 if,' for they do not at ! all approve of all they see here." *j.On the whole, therefore, our people 1 have no great reason to regret the ' Shah's determination not to come to the United States. Our manners and morals will be the better for receiving no excuse for their disregard through the example of a monarch. A single wife, knives and forks, aud business punctuality, are institutions which wo are not 1 as yet prepared to part with. 1 Young Men and Marriage. The Rev. Howard Crosby, D. D., in > an article in the Association Monthly > discussing the obligations and duties of i young men, uses these words: "The true girl has to be Bought for. She ' does not parade herself as show-goods. 1 She is not fashionable. Generally she , is not rich. But, oh! what a heart she I has when you find her?so large, and t pure, and womanly! When you see it you wonder if those showw things outj side are really women. If you gain her , love, your two thousand are a million. , She'll not ask for a carriage, or a first* , class house. She will wear simple , dresses, and will turn them when it is . necessary, with no vulgar magnificat to I frowu upon her company. She'll keep . everything neat and nice in your sky > parlor, and give you such a welcome 1 t when you come home that you'll think * your parlor higher than ever. She'll I entertain true friends on a dollar, and astonish you with a new thought of how very little happiness depends on money! s Shell make you love heme-if you'don't e you're a brute?and teach you how to s pity, while vou soorn, a poor foshiona Die society that thinks itself rich, and vainly tries to think itself happy." JUNIUS U?V4wn Fifty cents will buy a thirty-pound lalmon in Portland, Oregon. In San Francisco the same fish would be worth ibont three dollars. A Minnesota paper asserts that a kerotene lamp, so set that the rays of (he inn passed through it and came to a ocus on ar window-curtain, set the curam on fire. A gentleman having a horse that ran iway and broke his wife's neck, a neigh>or sought to buy the animal as a means >f divorce. "No, no," said his owner; 'I intend to marry again myself before ong." The aggregate membership of the Tanner's Oranges is in the neighbor- ? lood of two millions. If this organisaion can be induced to vote a unit, tome political calculations will oome to laugfU. Lovers of claret and Burgundy will )e pleased to learn, on the authonty of in eminent French chemist, that red vines now-a-days are commonly colored vith rosantline, which contains arsenic snough to cause symptoms of poisoning f it be taken in frequent doses. Texas is a large and scarcely populated State, but the people appear to be loing their best to fill it up. There is i man in Waco who is the father of fifty jhildren, thirteen by his first wife, eighteen by his second, ten by his third, six by his fourth, aud three by his fifth vife, who at last accounts was still liv IUB. The Waterbury (Ct.) American tells ;he story of o very scrupulous man who recently left that city for the West. Being indebted to a shop-mate in his former home in the sum of eighteen jents, he forwarded the amount the )ther day in old-fashioned pennies, the express prepaid, costing him fifty-one jents. Mrs. Addie Ballon, who is a regular clergyman, writing "Rev." before her name, was called all the way from Torre Haute, Ind., to Cincinnati, Ohio, to marry a couple, the bride having determined never to be united by a man. It is strange she did not extend hor strong-minded ideas to the choice of a . husband. A New York Central Railroad conductor seized n nobbily dressed young fellow who had dropped an insulting note in a lady's lap on his train, the other day, dragged him from his seat, and led him by the ear through the train to the smoking car, where he bade him remain. The passengers hugely enjoyed the young reprobate's discomfiture. There is an Irish woman of gigantic strength in St. Paul. One morning she lifted a barrel of sugar from the pound into a cart. The next evening she presented her husband with twins. Two days after she did the washing for a family of ten persons. Not so fortunate was a Missouri girl. tthe washed ell day, made a supper of twelve hardboiled eggs, and then danced all night. It is mentioned that her funeral procession was nearly a mile long. Mr. Gail Borden, of White Plains, N. Y., the preparer of condensed milk, has made some experiments for the purpose of determining the correct weight of crude milk. He took the milk, of several cows, and mingling it together and thoroughly cooling it, he carried it directly to the U. 8. Sealer of Weights and Measures, who measured and weighed the milk by accurate Government weiclits and measures. The result was that a quart of milk bo measured and weighed on delicate scales was equal to 2 lbs. 2$ oz. The tests were made with different samples of milk at different times, but without materially altering the weight. Boys, Read This. A gentleman advertised for a boy assist him in his office, and nearly fifty applicants presented themselves before him. Out of the whole number ho selected one and dismissed the rest. " I should like to know," said a friend, "on what ground you select that boy, who had not a single recommendation." "You are mistaken," said the gentleman, " he has a great many. He wiped his feet when he came in and closed the door after him, showing that he was careful; gave up his seat instantly to that lame old man, showing that he was kind and thoughtful; he took off his cap when he came in, and answered my questions promptly and respectfully, showing he was polite and gentlemanly; he picked up the book which I had purposely laid upon the floor, and replaced it on the table, while all the rest stepped over it or shoved it one side ; and he waited quietly for his turn, instead of pushing ami crowding, showing that ne was honest and orderly. When I talked with him I noticed that his clothes were curefully brushed, his hair in nice order and his teeth as white as milk; and wheD he %rote his name I noticed that his linger nails were clean, instead of being tipped with jet, like that handsome little fellow in the blue jacket Don't you call these things letters of recommendation ? I do, and I would give more for what I can tell about a boy by using my eyes ten minutes, than all the letters of recommendation that he can bring me." Doing Tenance, The wastes of New Mexico are likely to become as famous for penance and self-torture as were the deserts of Egypt in early Christian days. A recent traveler in that region says that while at Elizabethtowu, New Mexico, lastspring, his attention was called to a gang of forty men, who were carrying heavy wooden crosses, and whipping them? ?? fn (Kair selves, oornu weto ouif/j/vu w ....... lower undergarments, except a cloth which covered their heads to prevent recognition. They were walking slowly along, and the blood was trickling from their lacerated backs. One stont Mexican, bearing a heavy cross npon his galled shoulders, was being whipped by two attendants. He staggerea along until close to a church, when he fell to the ground with the cross npon him. He was then raised to his feet, and his arms extended by lashing them to a stick which crossed his shoulders. These penanoes are repeated every Leht. r ?