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c VOL. 2. NO. 10J BEAUFORT, S. C., THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 30, 1871,
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THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 23, 1871.
P. M. WHITMAN, I
, WATCHMAKER & ENGRAVER,
MAYO* 5 BUILDING, BAY' ST.
"TYTILL GIVE HIS PERSONAL ATTENY?
tion to the repairing of of Watchei,
Cl?ck(?nd Jewelry. Ornamental and plain
Engraving done at short notice.
Gentleman having fine watches can test them
at this establishment by one of HOWARD ?fc
CO.'S $5O0 REGULATOR. febll
H. M. stuart" ~ii. d-T
BEAUFORT, 8. C.
Corner of Bay and Eighth Streets,
TEEALER In Ilrujfs, Chemicals, valuable Family Med
JLr lei aes. Fancy and Toilet Articles, Stationery, Per
fttiner*, Brushes, Ac.; together with many other articles
1' - tee numerous to stention. All of which will tie sold at
the lowest price for cash. Physicians prescriptions care L.
fullyeoaapounded. febll
JJ G. JI DD,
rrmPtrnr r.nmr& REGISTER OF DEEDS
r> ; ; . AND
n a > UNITED STATES COMMISSIONER.
, . CONVEYANCING.
4V 0?ee in the Court House. Oct. 2t*f
A. s7HITCHCOCK, ~
ATTORNEY At CUr.VSBLI.OK AT LAW.
| ^ Bocxtt, Pension and Claim Agent.
FEAUFORT, S. C.
March 4.
DR. R. R. SA>IS7
< DENTAL S V R G E 0 N.
OFFfCE at his residence on the Point. lie wall also
attend upon patients at their homes when roqu< st d.
Moh 1$-:W
EDGAR G. NICHOLS,
LAUD STJE73TOS,
MUCOHTSNAM At CIVIL ENGINEER,
*' ... '.if a
DEPUTY TO THE SURVEYOR GENERAL.
* ** nriic fif/irfl enrnerSth ??nd
UIWCT Kt l/(, iiavuum -s ,
B at*, Beaufort, & C. Feb. 25
... NEWS DEPOT.
EXPRESS BUILDING, BE A UFOliT, S. C
Tfce latest New York Pally and illustrated papers eontaotty
on lutii L Sept tfl.
M. POLLITZKR,
I COTTON FACTOR
AND
COMMISSI OX MERCHANT.
BEAUFORT, S. C.
j. appleT
4*4 KING STREET CHARLESTON S. C.
BAY STREET B EA UFO R T. S. C.
Dealer in Drv (io?Kis,
(loUting, Hats and Caps,
Boots and Shoes,
Mmy-ly and Fancy Notions
FOR SALE.
h? fflWO PAIR MI LKS, ONE TIMBER TRUCK, Of
JL Cow, one six-seated carryall.
OcLI2-tf. Address Box 62 Beaufort S. C.
U. JONES, M. D.
From N. Y. City,
Orrn n?Cor. 7th A Bar Sts., Beaufort, S. C. Ntar
Fripp's corner, St. Helena Island.
Dr. JONES can be consulted iqion all Epidemic, Endemic,
Contagious and Infectious diseases. Such
aa Yellow Fever, Malarial Fever, Typhus Fever, Typhoid
Fever, Scarlatina, Cerebro-spinal-mciiingitis, Rheumatism,
Warrhcee, Cystitis, Nephritis, Dysentery, Tabes-me eaterica,
Prolapsus-uteri, Procidentia, and all diseases of
women and children. Oet.o-4.
JOHN CON ANT.
pvkalf.r in fresh meats, vegetables
I 9 and Ice.
Which will be furnished in anv quantity.
Apl. 22-tf.
LIME! LIME!!
The best brands stone lime constantly
* on hand and for sale at low prices lor cash.
May-20. C?. WATKRHOUSE, Bay sL
TOBACCO.
THE STANDARD BRANDS OF VIRGINIA PLUG
Tobacco, in Caddies, Cases, and Half-Boxes, received
direct from the manufacturers' agents, for sale in quantities
to suit the trade at lowest wholesale price,
feb 4 G. WATERHOUSE, Bay sL
TO FARMERS.
? ?
WANTED,TWENTY-FIVE JIKAU m.u r.\i
Beeves, by
Sept?ft J. TOSSING, Bay St.
HOUSE AND LOT FORSALE.
rruie residence of the undersigned in
1 Beaufort, with the first-class garden attached, is offered
for sale at a reasonable price, and on easy terms.
The premises are in good order, imwt conveniently arranged,
wen located and a fine bargain can lie secured by
anv party wishing to puichese. There are ample outtviiwiine*.
an excellent cistern, and abundance of fruits?
rear*. Fig*, Peaches, Strawberries Ac, Enquire on th
premise* or at the Court House.
June S-tt H. G. JUDD.
PROPOSALS.
Office Cocnty Commissioners, )
Bkai'Fukt, s. C, Nov. 21, 1871./
PROPOSALS WILL BE RECEIVED
at this office until the 27th day of December next, for
feeding the County Poor, as per present contract; which
will expire cm the 31st of Dccembe/, 1871. Said proposals
wfll be opened and contract awarded on the 27th December.
1871.
JOHN IIUNN,
Nov.73-4. Chairman.
POETRY.
CHICAGO.
BY JOUS 0. WiriTTtER.
Men Haul at vespers: All Is well!
In one wild night the city fell:
' Fell shrines of prayer and marts of gain
Before the fiery hurricane.
On threescore spfres had sunset shone,
Where ghastly sunrise looked on none;
Men clasped each other's hands, and said:
The City of the West is dead!
Brave hearts who fought, in alow retreat,
The fiends of fire from street to street,
Turned, powerless to the blinding glare,
The dumb defiance of despair,
A sudden impulse thrilled each wiro
That signaled round the sea of fire; *
Swift words of cheer, warm hearts throbs came;
In tears of pity died the flame!
From Fast, from West, from South and North,
The messages of hope shot forth,
And underneath the severing wave,
The world, full-handed reach to save.
Fair seemed the old, but fairer still
The new the dreary void shall fill
With dearer homes than those o'erthrown,
For lo?e shall lay each corner-stone.
Rise stricken city!? from thee throw
Th?* ajthen snrlri-loth from thv woe:
And built, as Thebes to Ainphlon's strain,
To songs of cheer thy wall again!
flow shrivelled in thy hot distress
The primal sin of selfishness!
How instant rose to take thy part,
The angel in the human heart!
Ah! not iu vain the flames that tossed
Above thy dreadful holocaust;
The Christ again lias preached through thee
The Gospel of Humanity!
Then lift once more thy towers on high.
And fret with spires the western sky.
To tell that God is yet with us,
And love is still mHMnftus!
[Atlanticfor December,
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The Game of Confidante.
Let each plaper provide himself with
paper and pencil, and write according to
the instructions of the leaders, commencing
with:
Let each boy write a lady's name. Now
any past time. Tbe name of a place.
Either Yes or No; Yes or No again.
Mention a place. Tell us your favorite
color. Set down any number not exceeding
ten. Another color. Yes or No.
Let each write a gentleman's name. Each
boy write a gentleman's name, each girl
a lady'8. The name of a clergyman. Now
any sum of money. The name of a place.
And lastly a number.
When all have Qnished, each player
must read aloud what he or she has writ- J
ten, without altering it, in answers to the
questions below.
From whom did you receive your first
offer? "When was it? Where did this
event take place? D-x s he love you? Do
you love him? Whom will you marry?
When will It take place? Do you love
him? Does he love you? Where does he
live? What is the color of his hair? What
is hi.s height? What is the color of his
eves? Is he handsome? Who will wait
upon her? Who is your sympathizing
confidante? Who is your rival? What
clergyman will marry you? How much
is the gentleman worth? Where will you
live? How many servants will you keep?
In asking the boys the questions, there
are a few that will need a slight alteration,
therefore we will give them here with
the answers that might have been written,
as an example of the game:
"To whom did you make your first
offer?"
'To Miss Smith."
"When was it?"
"Last week."
"Where did this event take place?"
"In a con cert-room."
"Does she love you?"
"Yes, indeed."
"Do you love her?"
"No."
"Whom will you marry?"
"Cleopatra."
"When will it take place?"
"January, 1995."
"Do you love her?"
"Yes; I think so."
"Who will wait upon her?"
"Mrs. Grant."
"Who is your sympathizing confidante?"
"Joan of Arc."
"Who is your rival?"
"Julius Caesar."
"What clerszvman will marry you?"
"Henry Ward Beecher."
"How much is the lady worth?"
"About a million and a half."
"Where will you live?"
"At the foot of the Alps."
"How many servants will you keep?"
"Only one, or none."
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A Chicago sausage-maker with unusual
candor advertises his wares as " dog
cheap." J
The Rattle of the Rattlesnake.
Mr. Frank Buckland writes as follows
upon this subject:
"Mr. Thomas Hughes, M. P., has been
kind enough to give a very fine specimen
of the rattle of a rattlesnake. It is two
inches and a half long, and is composed ot
nine joints. This piece of mechanism is
one of the most wonderful in the animal
world. It is composed of a horny material,
very thin, and is almost as transparent
as the sheets of gelatine in which
bon-bons are wrapped. It is difficult to
explain its ultimate structure in words.
The rattle before me is formed of nine different
sections, fitted one into the other in
a more ingenious way than any puzzle
made by human hands, even those of the
Chinese; they fit one into the other so
that it is impossible to get them apart
without breaking them. Number one
(say the lowest) passes right through a
hollow in number two, and then bulges
out, forming a kind of projection, around
which number three holds on firmly, not
unlike the ball-socket joint. The rattle
is rather more than half an inch across.
The snake does not carry it with its broad
side to the ground, but with one edge up
and the other down; when shaken with
the human hand, the noise it makes is
very like the noise from a child's rattle;
but when the snake plays upon his own
instrument, its sound is quick and sharp,
like shot when dropped upon a tin plate.
There can be no doubt but that this curious
musical instrument, is given to the
snake in order to enable him to get close
to his prey.
Imagine a blazing hot day on the deso.
late prairie, no noise, everything is silence
itself. The whirr-whirr of a rattlesnake's
rattle would, under these circumstances,
attract the notice of a bird or small animal,
who could easily escape from his enemy
by flight if he knew where his enemy
was. He remains however, still to listen
to the unwonted noise, and gives the snake
time to get up, glute noiselessly up to him,
and strike him with his deadly fangs.
Some time since an American gentleman
happened to be talking with me at my
museum, when I suddenly played upon a
rattlesnake's tail. My friend, a traveller,
who knew the sound well, immediately
jumped aside in great alarm, thinking
that I might have a rattlesnake loose in
the room.
Management of Maniacs.
One of the oldest inhabitants of Boston
has furnished the following anecdote of
old Governor Leverett, as an illustration
of the force of courage and ingenuity upon
a madman.
One morning, many years ago, a stout,
burly built maniac in a paroxism of insanity,
burst out of the asylum, and on
his way, a musket, heavily loaded, fell into
his hands. With this formidable weapon,
mounted with the terrible bayonet,
the madman rushed out into the city, and
pretty elfectually cleared the streets as he
was marching aiong. xurning a corner,
he suddenly came upon Governor Leverett,
and was on the point of making a
point blank charge upon the vitals of the
old governor, who comprehending his
danger, in a Bingle glance at the old fellow,
and drawing himself up square and
firmly before his dreadful antagonist, he
hailed him thus,
"Ho! brother soldier, have you learned
your exercises?"
"Yes, I have!" said the fellow with a
terrible oath.
tlThen, brother," said the Governor,
4lstand to your arms, like a valiant soldier
while I give the word of command."
The madman seemed pleased, and stood
bolt upright, with his musket fitted close
to his shoulder in regular drill order.
"Poiseyour firelock!" The fellow did
so." "Rest your firelock." The fellow
obeyed. "Ground your firelock." This he
did. "Face to the right about, march,"
says the governor, and the madman
wheeled and stepped away. The governor
ouicklv ran up behind him, seized the
powerful fellow and the musket, and held
him until several lookers-on?standing at
a safe distance and watching this curious
scene?came to the governor's assistance,
and the madman was carried back in an
awful rage, to his quarters.
The anecdote reminds us of similar one,
that happened to the famous Dr. Physic,
an eminent medical man, now dead and
gone, of Philadelphia. The doctor was a
visiting physician at the lunatic asylum,
near that city; and one morning, after
going his rounds among the patients of
the institution, the doctor strolled up
stairs into the top gallery of the large rotunda
of the building, to view the city and
surrounding country. While absorbed in
the view from his high elevation, a robust
madnan, who had eluded his keepers,
came suddenly upon the doctor, to his no
little astonishment and bodily fear. But
keeping perfectly cool, he bade the maniac
"good day" and was turning about to go
down stairs.
"No, you don't, said the man, clutching
the doctor firmly as a vice, "I want
you to show me something; they say you
do everything: cut off heads, legs, and
arms; put them together, take a man all
apart, and mend him up as good as ever;
and I know you can, too, but I want you
just to jump down this hole, (the opening
of the rotunda, surrounded by the long
spiral stairway,) away on the pavement
Come on?do it you mustl" And the fellow
exerted himself to drag the doctor up
to the railing, to which the poor doctor
clung with the tenacity of a tick. The mo
ment was one of peril to the doctor, but
his presence of mind completely floored
his antagonist.
"It would not be very hard for me to
jump down there, sir," said the doctor;
"but I can do a greater feat than that for
vou. if vou wish to see me trv."
1 'Can you, eh, old fellow? Well, try it
What is it?"
"Why, sir, I will go down there to the
bottom, and with one spring, sir, I'll
jump clear up here."
"Ha! ha!" laughed the maniac, "that
would be worth seeing; go down, doctor
and jump up?I'll catch you when you
come up."
The doctor lost no time In going down,
and sending up the keepers, who nabbed
the poor deluded man.
(jHeen Elizabeth.
Margaret Lambrun, who had been in
the service of Queen Marv, having lost
her husband almost at the same time that
her mistress was decapitated by Elizabeth's
order, gave herself up to so lively a
grief that she resolved to avenge on Queen
Elizabeth her double loss. She disguised
herself as a man, took two pistols, resolving
to conceal herself in the crowd,
till the Queen was going to the chapel,
and then discharge one at the Pueen, and
with the other slay herself to avoid punishment.
But it happened that as the
Queen was promenading in the gardens,
this woman wishing to pierce the crowd
t*f 1 Vi f rvA nrt ?inV? iam 1 am a aT 4 V? a
w11*11 ixiuxli jnctipiwuuu, leiuuc ui mu
pistols fall. The Guards perceiving it
seized her on the spot. The Queen wished
to examine her in person. She ordered
her to be brought in, and interrogated her,
taking her for a man.
"Madam," boldly replied the woman,
' 'though I am thus attired, I am a woman;"
my name is Margaret Lambrun.
I was for several years in the service of
Queen Mary whom you have unjustly put
to death. I resolved at the peril of my
life to ayenge her death by yours.
Elizabeth listened to her calmly, and
replied:
"You thought it your duty to attempt
my life; what is now my duty to you?"
"Is it in the capacity of Queen, or that
of Judge, that your Majesty asks my
opinion?" answered the woman.
"As queen I ask it," responded Elizabeth.
"Then your Majesty ought to pardon
me."
"But what assurance will you give me,"
rejoined the Queen' "that you will not, a
second time, make a similar attempt?"
"Madam," replied the woman, "a par
don granted with so much precaution is
no pardon?the Queen becomes the
judge."
Elizabeth, turning to some persons of
her counsel, exclaimed to them:
"For thirty years have I been Queen,
but I do not recollect ever having found
any one that has taught me such a lesson."
Then she gave her a free pardon without
any condition.
One of Lamb's Jokes.
A law in England prohibits the painting
of advertisements on the walls, and
the punishment for the offence is heavy.
One day a fellow was discovered in the
act. He had written "WARREN'S B,
when he had to beat a hasty retreat to escape
arrest. Charles Lamb, who was
passing at the time, and reading what
had been painted on the wall, remarked
that the rest was evidently lacking.
Puzzling a Doctor,
Mr. M,, an army surgeon, was Very fond
of a joke (unless perpetrated at his own
expense,) and had, moreover, a great con*
tempt for citizen officers, who were renowned
more for their courage than their
scholarship. One day, at mess, after the
decanter had performed sundry perambulations
of the table, Captain S., a braVe
and accomplished officer, and a great wag,
remarked to the doctor, who had been
somewhat severe in his remarks on the
literary deficiencies of some of the neW
Anra
UUitClQ
"Doctor M., are you acquainted with
Captain G?"
"Yes, I know him well," replied the
doctor; "he is one of the new set. But
what of him?"
"Nothing in particular. I hate just
received a letter from him, and I will wag'
er you a dozen of old port that you can'
not guess in six guesses, how he spells
cat."
"Donel it's a wager."
"Well, commence guessing." said 8*
"K, a, double t."
"No." *
"K, a, double t, e."
"No."
"K, a, t, e."
"No! try again."
"C, a double t, e."
"No, you have missed it again."
"Well, then," returned the doctor, 4<CJ,
a, double t"
"No, that's not the way; try again?it*
your last guess."
?C, a, g, t."
"No, that's not the way} you've lost
your wager," said S.
"Well," said the doctor, with much
petulance of manner, "how does he spell
it?"
"Why, he spells it c, a, t," replied S,
with the utmost gravity of manner, amid
the roar of the mess, and almost choking
with rage, the doctor sprang to his feet.
exclaiming?
"Captain S., I am too old a man to be,
trifled with in this manner!"
MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS.
Foot-pads.?Bunion plasters.
How to consume time.?eat dates.
What was the first bet made? The
alphabet.
An early spring?jumping ont of bed at
five o'clock in the morning.
The most dangerous kind of a bat, that
sometimes flies at night, is a brick-bat.
A "leading citizen" of Boston recently
requested information about a firm that
sold oblong tea.
Why will next year be like last? Because
last year was 1870, and next year
will be 1872 (too.)
Why should potatoes grow better than
any other vegetable? Because they have
gut eyeo iu nee wuat mey are uuiug.
A Detroit paper accounts for the intemperance
of a prominent senator by the fact
that he was "brought up on the bottle."
"Tom, who did you say our friend B.
married?" "Well, he married forty thousand
dollars?I forget her other name."
The women who have been admitted to
the Michigan Agricultural College are
said to behave in a very "gentlemanly"
manner.
"Have you much fish in your bag?"
asked a person of a fisherman. "Yes,
there's a good eel in it," was the rather
slippery reply.
A gentleman the other evening objected
to playing cards with a lady, because he
said she had such a winning way about
her.
A young man in town, who is wrestling
with his first mustache, proposes to name
it after two leading baseball clubs, because
there are nine on a side.
The drum major who ran away from
Chickamauga, when reproached with
cowardice, remarked: "I'd rather be a
coward all my life than a eorpse fifteen
minutes "
A California man requested his wife, in
a ball-room, to hold the baby of another
man's wife while he danced with the
baby's mother?but she didn't hold it.
Some wives are too disobedient to put up
with!
Lost!?A small lady's watch with a
white face; also, two ivpry young lady's
work-boxes. A mahogany gentleman's
dressing case and a small pony, belonging
to a young lady with a silver mane and
tail.