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WAS CAUSED BY
STUFFED ANIMALS |
(Proper Gander.)
In Virginia, high up on the side ofj
the mountains, was a cottage. From!
the outward appearance of this cot
tage, one would think nothing of it; j
hut on the inside one's feyes would
open wide with surprise and wonder.
The walls of the cottage were lined
wi^h glass cases, and in them was a
manls life workv
It was summer. The Dorothy Per
kins rose climbed all over the little
' cottage, the birds sang merrily and
inside the cottage a girl dusting the
numerous glass cases sang just ^as
merely. Shirley Floyd was the lone
occupant of the cottage, having as her
. ' companions a beautiful coftie dog and i
a sleek, black horse. Just one yearl
previous her father had died leaving!
her the possessor of the cottage and
;its contents. As Shirley dusted,.she:
thought not of the valuable things
she was dusting but of the summer
tourists that would soon be coming
up the mountain seeking pleasure.
These tourists always; greatly, -ftrte?
ested Shirley. As far back as tshe
could remember the people had'stop-,
ped at the cottige to look .vat' the
cows. She liked to look at tie genu
. ine delight of some -of vti^ Tnen, the
pretty indifference of women, the
looks of horror on th&ira^ces as they,
looked at the stuffed .animals, and the
shivers which shook their bodies as
they gazed at the mounted butter-;
flies and moths, and*the flowers so
carefuffy preserved. Not one of the
tourists so far had interested her arty
farther than this. p '
The dusting was finished and 6hir-:
ley, with a sigh of pure joy, fairly'
ran from the house into the yard
where she flung her arms joyously
above her head and drank in the ex
quisjtiveness 01. nature, pucn snntu
things as dusting, sweeping and wash
ing dashes, positively bored .Shirley,
wlfen Porcupine waiting impatiently
in hs stable for a run down the beat
en path of the mountain. With a hap
py laugh Shirley ran .around to the
stable and in less than two minutes
was Off down the mountain on Por
eupine with her dog close behind.
A young man sat in his rea racer
5 Was ^
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ATTACKS ARE MADE
ON FARM LOAN ACT
Delegates From Associations Warn
| ed to Be*On Guard By Sena>
j tor Fletcher
Washington, April 21.?Delegates
from farm loan association through
out the United States were warned
in an address by Senator Fletcher, j
| Florida, tonight to be on their guard
against attempts to weaken the fed
eral farm loan act. Twenty-five
amendments recently offered to the
act, he said, ought to be sufficient
evidence that it is still under fire.
Organization of the National
Union of Farm Loan Associations J
was completed today with the elec
tion of officers as follows:
President, M. Elwood Gates of
California; vice president, Cyrus H.
Good of Manheim, Pa; general agent
W. W. Flannagan of that city.
Senator Capper of Kansas also
addressed the delegates tonight and
telegraihs were read from former
Secretary McAdoo and former Sen
ator Hollis, New Hampshire.
BANK CALL WILL
BE SIMPLIFIED
~ Washington, April 21.?A new
and Amplified form of bank eall is
beij\g worked out by the comptroller
of -the currency, treasury officials
saj^ ioday. The old form on which
the national banks were required to
make the statutory returns as to
conditions, officials explained, was
found .;to be involved and lengthy
$nd it is expected that the new form
[ypil be more stanaaraizea ana out
h$lf as long as the present one.
Requests for information as to
salaries of bank officials and em
ployes, ,which was called for by for
mer Comptroller John Skelton Wil
liams, officials said, would probably
; not be included in the new bank
roll. . '
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gazing at the beauties of nature
[ when his gaze fell on this beauty.
Could you blame him for almost fall
ing in love with her at first sight?
Shirley dressed in a short, brown cor
duroy skirt and a hat to match, perch
ed on her short, curley-hair, a khaki
blouse open at the throat, disclosing
a slightly tanned, though soft vel
vety skin, sat upon her horse at whose
side stood the dog. All three Bad their
eyes rivited upon some object. Evi
dently the object moved, for the girl
smiled, tossed her head and patted
the horse as it slowly moved up the
mountain.
The man in the red ragej: suddenly
landed on earth again; the vision had
vanished.
|By jove, that must be the little j
girl who owns the stuffed animus." j
The man had become suddenly inter-j
ested in stuffed animals. So much so j
that he went to the cottage and found
the animals so interesting that he
wen again and again. Every time he
went they got more interesting?
(the stuffed animals) oi course.
One afternoon .just after Shirley
and Bob (the young man) had fought
and put out a small mountain fire
and were sitting under a tree cooling
off, Bob suddenly asked, |Shirley how
do you spell your name, with or
without an |e?"
"With an 'e\ she answered.
The man jumped to his feet. "By
jove, I thought so. Shirley the only
man named Floyde that spelled his
name with an V was one of the
greatest scientist and botanist ever
known. About fifteen years ago, he
[disappeared. It was your father. Do
!you know that the contents of those
[cases are worth piles and piles of
money?"
x"Daddy told me they were very!
valuable just before he ?The deep!
blue eyes were filled with tears.
"Yes, and they should not be left
up here exposed to fire and other
things from which they never could
be saved." The man looked down at
her as he spoke. Her eyes were in
toxicating.
"Well, what shall I do with them?"
she smiled.
"Couldn't you send them to some
museum?'"
Shirley shook her head. "I couldn't
nart witVi fhom fnr worlds. flnulHri't.
you take them to your big house in i
New York and keep them for me?"
"Could I? Well, I should say so."
His voice betrayed the joy he felt.
Quieting down a bit he said, "I'll keep
them on one condition, and that?"
she looked dazed. #
"That I can keep you too."
And to this she agreed.
Debbie Oown, IX. j
BATTLESHIP WBLL
WEAR GAS MASKS .
Prof. Lewis Chemist, Says Battles
Will Not Be To The Strong,
But To Superior In
telligence'
West Point, N. Y., April 21.?A
plan for the protection of battle
ships at sea against an enemy's poi
sonous fumes by the installation of
a "gas mask" for the whole, ship was
outlined in an address to officers
and students of the military acade
my here today by Professor W. Lee
Lewis, head of the Chemistry de
partment of Northwestern Univer
sity and inventor of the deadly gas
"Lewisite," perfected just as the
world war closed. , . ; -
"We face the possibility in the
naval warfare of the future of ar
mor-piercing toxic and tear shells,
smoke screens, toxic smoke clouds
and invisible toxic fumes," said
Professor Lewis.
"We also may consider in this
connection parallel defensive meas
ures such as a gas mask for a whole
battleship. * .
"Gas weapons ^are capable of a
much finer adaption to purpose than
explosive weapons and the future;
will see worked out a great deal of,
scientific refinement in the develop
ment of .gas weapons for all type?
of military oprations. , '
Future Battle* to Intelligence
'^Future battles will not be to .the
strong but to the superior intelli
gence./ Warfare will become less a
matter of brute strength and rela
tive man-power, and more an/1 more
matter of scientific acumen. Battles
will be shorter a'nd more decisive
and hence innocent populations will
suffer Jess."
Professor Lewis declared that the
prevailing impression -of the uncivil
ized and inhuman character of ttxic
gasses as a military weapon is not
well substantiated.
"The purpose of warfare is to
break -down the enemy man-power
as quickly as possible," he said. "The
three criteria by which the humane
ness of any particular method might
be judged are: First, the efficiency
of the method to produce wide
spread casualties; second, the per
cent of deaths among the woun<fed
and finally the completeness of re
coyery of the wounded.
"The efficiency of^oxic gas to pro
duce widespread casualties was am
ply demonstrated in the last war. As
to the test of humaneness "the death
rate from bullets and sharpnel
wounds in the last war among Am
erican soldiers was in round num
bers 24 per cent, the British rate
running about two and one half per
cent Thus a soldier wounded jfrom
gas has twelve times the .chances of
recovery over a soldier wounded
from shrapnel, without the chance
of permanent disfigurement."
THE REWARD
(Proper Gander.)
The two officers stopped. Slowly
they turned their eyes over the sur
rounding hills. It seemed as though
the country were desolate. For a
week they had been hunting moon
shiners, but there was no - trace of
them to be found.
As* their eyes followed the hori
zon one of the officers said:
"Hand me the field glasses!"
After peering thru them a few
moments, he exclaimed, "We've
found them!! Look- on the hill that is
on the other side of that ravine. No,
not there! By the grove above the
rocks "
' "Darn, if that isn't one."
The officers drove their spurs in
to the sides of their horses. They leap
ed forward. Slowly they descended
the precipitous side of the hill into
the rocky bottom of the ravine. Then
up the steep bank, in and out among
the rocks, thru the narrow crevices,
they went until they reached the
edge of the woods. Here they held a
few minutes consultation and then
rode on.
They had but a short distance to
go until they came into a large clear
ed space. In the midst of this s:ood
a cabin with flames "leaping from the
windows, door and roof,> while (Jouds
of black smoke were rising high into
the sky. The roof fell.
They rode unt;l they came to the
buring building. They saw no one.
They rode across the distance of one
side. What was it they saw turn the
corner? One of the officers motioned
to his comrade to go around the
house in one direction. He went ir. <
the other. At the opposite corneil
EFFICIENT DISTRIBUTION
QF FARM PRODUCTS
Clemson College.?No national
problem is of greater importance at
present, than the efficient distribu
tion .of the products of the farm.
The plan which promises n>ost in this
direction is co-operative marketing
along line which have been tried out
successfully by farmers in other
parts of the country, especially in
California, says Mt. W. W. Long,
Director of the Extension Service
in speaking of the regional meetings
now being held preliminary to "the
campaign spon to be put on in this
state to establish eo-operative mar
keting -of farm products. The prin
ciples of co-operative marketing
have been proVed to be sound just,
and practicable. It remains for us
i to annlv these - nrincinle* to our
staple crops such as cotton, tobacco
sweet potatoes .and peanuts. That
here is need to improve the market
ing practice With these crops is
readily apparent. The losses sustain
ed, duetto the inefficient assembling,
grading, warehousing shipping and
general handling of th^ crops
could be reduced greatly through
wisely managed cooperative effort..
Such saving would benefit not only,
farmers but the public generally
and would give to agriculture a.
stability Of prestige not enjoyed
heretofore.
H?i Proved It* Worth
That co-operative marketing is
KrttK fttflcrihlp iiriH rlpflirrahlo in thp
opinion of most thinking farmers
and agricultural economists of the,
country. In European agriculture
co-operative marketing is the rule
rather than the exception. In this
country the U. S. Department of
Agriculture reports 14,000 farmers,
buying and selling associations most
of -which are co-operatives. In Cali
fornia, where, the co-operative prin
ciples have probably been most thor
oughly perfected, between 250 and
300 million dollars worth of farm
products go to the market annually
through co-oj>erative marketing as
sociations of growers. North Caro
lina and Virginia have already laun
ched a campaign to -organize the^
growers of cotton, tobacco and pea
nuts into three marketing associa
tions for handling, the sale of these
crop co-operatively. In Oklahoma
fourteen thousand cotton growers
with over 175,000 bales had signed
up on March 1 to market through
their own association and they are
continuing the campaign until a
minimum of 300,000 bales shall be
ftgned up. In Mississippi the long
staple growerB have practically com
pleted arrangement!! for co-opera
tive marketing of long staple cotton.
The plan is receiving attention by all
cotton farmei-s of the North and
West and fruit and truck growers
the country ever.
See the Spinsters Conven
tion at the Opera House, Mon
day night, Way 9th. Laugh and
grow fat. Under auspices of
Abbeville Chapter U. D. C.
they met. Each stared at the other.
"Well I'll bo !" '
"What became of him?" They dis
mounted and walked to the side of
the burning structure. This persoYi
was not in there. They walked back
tc> their horses. The elder officer
stopped. He got down on his knees
and began to scratch aomng the
leaves. His hand struck wood. He
got a stick and scraped the ground.
Before his eyes was a piece of wood
a yard square. In^the corner was a
padlock with the key in it.
The officer pulled at this and notic
ed the wood gave way. He raised this.
Below was a dugout. He peered into
the opening.
"At last!" he yelled to his com
rade. "Here's the still and the moon
shiners." ' C;
They got into the dug-out. It
seemed to be empty save for the dis
tillery. But 113! In the comer was
the crouching figure of a man.
"Gome hera.T demanded the of
ficer.
j Slowly the quaking- creature left
his corner and came before them.
The younger man whistled.
"Gee! this is some find! A still with
no moonshiners and an escaped con
vict with a five hundred dollar re
ward! I feel* rich alread. But what
about the moonshiners?"
I
"We have enougn on us now witn
this creature. He's got to go to jail.
The still can wait."
?M. W., XI.
NO ACTRESSES BEFORE 1656
Rote Coleman Wat Firtt Woman To
Appear on Stage.
There are so many acreages today
that it is hard to believe there was a
time when there was none.
Yet, before 1656 A. D., no civilized
country could boast a woman "star."
There was no law against it, but it
was considered a disgrace for a wo
man to appear on the stage, and wo
man'epartB as in the Chinese theater.
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TheVictrola is alwaj
whether it be sad or gi
your home, you can, at
the world's greatest aft
you with music and son;
and players will perforn
Stop in and let us s
the Victrola aiwTVic^or
work.
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Notable Lectures o
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Redpath CI
Due West ::
Season Tickets !j
of today were taken by boys or Mk
Rose Coleman broke the ice ht
166G. She appeared n "The Siegf
of Rhodes,'' and her sv.cccss was
great that scores of English
followed her example and France
Germany and other nations ftllowei
suit in haste.?New York Sun.
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The women of Java are hzvimg
Occidental theories of equaHty wiA
men. The progr?M of the iattajl
movement is n?e?0Mirily slow, Ml
many believe in its ultimate soeeoA.
a moment's notice, have
ists soothe you or cheer
g. Your favorite singers
i for you at your wilL
how you how perfectly
records reproduce their
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