The Abbeville press and banner. (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, May 12, 1920, Page PAGE THREE, Image 3

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DOTE? THE FISHMAN. |i . !' Tells His Friends Something About i Politicks and the Big May Day ! j Festival at the Cotton 1 Mill. j ! J1 Deer edditoral: as soon as l opend ( my fish markit the kanderdaits be-|, gins to show ther heds. I sees that'? sevrul has throwed their last yeers ( straw hats in the ring and jumped in 1 irter it. none of them has been'. I J down to buy fish or talk pollerticks , with me yit, but i fliort they mite be' ( .ashful so will rite you a letter and'^ open the conversashan myself. when i sea a new man run for offis < * ? i?. J ^^ 4-\% ? ?v?? nn T ni r? ! 4 1L remixiu me UI tuc tnuc WU?U A AU??I ( fur the korriner. i went out and evry boddie was glad to see me. any man i ast wood take a drink of lemonade with me, and as the gallon a munthj was in, i had no trouble of gittin rid of my gallon as fast is it kame in. Ihad frends evrywhere it seamed, ij kanvast the whoal kounty frum mon-, day mornin till sattidy nite, and drempt bout the race all nite, and had a grate time. Lizzie felt power what do you think of yore chants in the race and i sed to her, my deer, i' i am sattified i will git fifteen hon-j dred voats more than i has got any^ use for, and she was all cheered up and kilt to chickens and fride them: s fur dinner, as we wus lookin for c bruther waiter annyway, and we all * r:?: ~ -e-l-i. 1 naa a gTaie nme. xi^ie iui. yunci-, ful nice bout her husband bout to git one of the big offises of the kounty, and planned bout what kind of a dess jhe wood ware at the inorguration. Well, i did not fool her nor } myself long for the voats was count- v ed tusedy nite, and i was short jist \ fifteen hundred of having enuff to $ git in. i do not want to skeer noboddy but this is bout the way sum of s my frends whitch is new is the biz ness will find it when things nir v oaver. ' j. i will not rite any moar bout pol- f lerticks jist now, as i am lookin for n the kandidats dwon at my fish stand o next sattiday evenin to t>uy fish u when i will have all the laitest nuse a both nashunal, stait and kounty and ii city pollertickks, and if anybodd Jv will buy a fish i will let him in on v the inside of what is oin on. For t< fish or neus, see the ole reliable. 1 u we had a big time at the mill fridy tj and sattidy, the ball was a-rolling all the time frum the jump, they had a baby show but i wus not in that as r< i is a little too old but if it hadder s: cum of?,bout twenty or fifteen yeers n ago i wood a bin in it fur any a^els baby and took the prise, becos' my a chillun all look like me and lizzie F both, they was also a fortune teller n down here but as lizzie had tole c mine so mutch without chargin me a onntrfViin? i list +r?r?V if. -froo anrl did V W1U1J V WVV" *j not pay anything to find out if4 liz- h sie was wrong, in act it might a bin' wurse than lizzie made it which was v a plenty, also they had all kinds of t knittin and tattin and quilts and j fancie wurk, and relicks too. I guess z you know what a rellick is. i am not f so shore than i know but i think it s is a pollertishun whitch has been beet t fur offis. there wute a big voat fur r A MAN MAY BE KNOWN BY Tl ( The Hon. Mitchell Palmer, Atl States, and candidate for the Der dent has made enemies of the fol Pro-Germans, the Reds, Prof cal Labor Agitators, Reactionary Why? Because, as alien porper property and used it to help Amer is driving the alien anarchists, B W. W. back to Russia; because 1 to exort unwarranted and unreast er3 of the country; because he is j out and forcing the sale of the co higher prices; because he forced t the Court's decree which limits tl and the distribution of meats am lizing unrelated lines of industrie! half of all the people against radi prevent the production of coal ii the entire public to the dangers < he opposed the standpattist or -i-i. r i T x. iigxits jlui cieau auu uunest puuuc Mitchel Palmer is 100 per cen Democratic. South Carolina is al 100 per cent. Democratic. Therefc for Mitchell Palmer and his candi Write for Palmer for President Attorney General stands for and C. C. CARLIN, Chairman F 805 Munsey ' Quean too. I did not run for quean an becos i was too busy sellin fish and in] was afraide that bein quean might | he interfear with my trade, also there th ivus a ball gaim and feet races, land-1 er slides and all kinds of things but no ha fites. Evrything was luvely and chick-1 tic en and sanritches 20 cts. each whitch ha was a little high, but this helped the da fish bizness. they had all kinds of ardermorebills all drest up and fos-' fa ter Barnwell and Medders Langlle sh rode too horses drest in grean suits ha which looked better on them than gr ennything i has sean them wear, i w< thinks that grean is their culler. | an I did not eet dinner till arter thre vo srclock as i was lookin fur sum of sh :he kanderdaits down here to set em se jp to dinner on the 20 cts. sand-,' [ itches but nun of them shode there ^th ieds. and as they say in the atter-' ap anta Jurnal ikke and mike they! wi ooks alike, burther waiter was down vo lere lookin jist as hungry as me, but fo luthin doin. there wus not even a' fo canderdait to shake hans with so wal ;er he shook hands with me and went ge aome with me to dinner jist as i ex-j of jected and fust thing he called fur ar vas fish, waiter is nuthin if not a: st: jinch hitter. j to please tell all my frends in the inj county that if they wishes to buy' Tljood fish fur either sattidy nite or I tei ;unday to remember the Mane and pa lo the saim yourself. Ige Yourn, Dote. jGI THE WOMAN VOTE j Es on "You can take a man out and buy esl dm a cigar, and find out how he'll rote," complains a politician, ''but vhen it comes to a woman, what can rou do?" ag ' - an Cataloguing tne woman vote in tne | gcj eeker of advance information, butjpr( ^ politicians all over the country, sg( i-ritesT. J. Haskin. All past attempts! p)c o classify the women's votes 'havej ^ ailed. Women have changed their ninds after being supposedly won j Qn ver by one party. Others have re- ,vj1 nained non committal to a degree J ltogether exasperating to politicians, ^ nterested in their welfare and their! otes. So uncertain is the tred of the | omen's vote that the parties begin ] o thing tha they will have to play Or P to the women and then wait until SUj h.e votes are counted to see the re- gra ult. cer The anxiety of the parties is j ] eadily understood when you- con- j fee ider that some 17,000,000 women wh ow have the right of presidential to uffrage?that is four times as many cla s the American Expeditionary ex] 'orce. And these 17,000,000 women lov lay turn Texas Republican. Massa- 3 ] huestts, Democratic and the hair offcei 11 poliical bosses white by Novem- tai >er. For the women refuse to be j tossed. Bribery as an aid to obtaining a j roman vote has proved to be a \ (oomerane: that knocks the candidate ! *at 38 >rospects flat so far as that woman | md all her friends and all their jP? 'riends are concerned. The vote is a | mi sacred institution she indignantly ias ells that would-be briber. This senti- j an nent, attached to so matter of fact j no ! o,. i or AE ENEMIES HE MAKES po th torney General of the United nocratic nomination for Presilowing: iteers, Hoarders, Packers, RndiRepublicans. ty custodian he took snemy ica win the the war; because he olshevists, Communists and I. ^ le is prosecuting those who seek >nable profits from the consumarrest^ng the hoarders, bringing | mmodities they are holding for j pa ;he big five packers to accept j Ni leir activities to the production d prevents them from monooo- sp s; because he acted in the be- H< cal labor leaders who sought to _ i mid-winter, thus endangering in sf starvation and cold; because reactionary \ Republicans and j gc s- an t. American and 100 per cent. ch so 100 per cent. American and J gri ire South Carolina should stand gr; dacy. j cy ; literature, showing what the j co' what he has done. P? A 'aimer Primary Campaign Com. pri Building, Washington, D. C. d earthly an institution as the vot-[jj||| ? privilege may seem to trifle top- j g avy. Nevertheless, when a creed of j g is sort becomes the slogan of sev-! M al million women it is bound to : jj ,ve some effect. The effect on poli-1 jg :s so far, women politicians state, g ,s been a higher calibre of candi- S .tes for office. Conferring political favors also jj ils to influence women voters, as g own in every election in which they S ive participated. In Norway, pro- g essives lamented the fact that they g ire the main advocates of suffrage, j| id then when the women got the 1 te they used it to put the progres- jj res out of power by voting for con- j[ rvative candidates. Similar instances have occurred in M is country, where women have been J pointed to committees and offices jj th the mistaken idea that their J tes and those of their friends and jf llowers would thereby be assured f r a oertain candidate. A large percentage of women,it is p nerally conceded, take the matter g voting seriously. Many of them j e not well posted on affairs of g ite, but they are resolved not to go fi the ballot box without first find- J I out exactly what it is all about. B lis according to women's commit- J 2S of Democratic and Republican || lies, is the attitude of women in f neral toward the coming election, jj RL BEATS ADDING MACHINE jy Kansas City, Mo., May 9.?Miss M ther Kaplan, thirteen-year-old sev- J th grade school girl who last month j| tablished an international record p a rapid calculator, Friday night p ccessfully defended her laurels ? ainst a special demonstrator for || adding machine company at a m too! here. Miss Kaplan solved, six m oblems of addition in forty-seven j| :onds. The best that Miss Mae S. f| >rsey, an adding machine demon- J ator, could make in the special ex- J >ition on an adding machine was g e minute and forty-two seconds || th one error. IGAR GOES TO 28 CENTS IN NEW ORLEANS 1 New Orleans, May 11.?In New M leans,, the center of the American jar cane section, the price cf 11 mulated sugar advanced to 28 its. [ncreased prices came through the leral fair price committee granting olesalers and retailers permission increase their profits, which they imed too small to cover overhead jenses. Wholesalers now are al- ? /ed 1 3-4 cents profit and retailers L-4. The former profit was one it for wholesalers and two. for relers. NOTICE! SCHOOL ELECTION Whereas, a petition has been circu;ed in Due West School District No. , asking for an election for the pur se of voting an additional tax of 4 lis for school purposes and whereit appears to be properly signed, election is hereby called to take tice. Those in favor of the tax will cast ballot upon which there is written printei"^ the word "Yes." Those opsed will cast a ballot upon which ere is written or printed the word lo." Trustees to act as managers of id election. W. J. Evans, Co. Supt. of Education. 12-2t. A VALUABLE VOLUME. iil be the June Issue of Properiander?Annual of. Class of 1920 This, the final issue of this session 11 be pubished in Book Form, 100 ges, handsomely bound with lmerous Pictures of old Abbeville Such as, Marshall House, Hampton eaking on Square in '76, old Court >use, Secession Hill, Burts' House, c teams on the Square, the Square tne bu s. Then Pictures of New-Abbeville Paved Streets, Modern Churches, hool buildings, new Court House d Municipal Building. School ildren, including a large photoaph of each member of this year's aduating class, Class Will, Propheand History, Special Articles, urse of study for next session, rert of this session. Also? .n Authentic History of Abbeville If ordered now, check inclosed, ? ice $1.50. Checks payable to, Proper-Gander, Pox 92, Abbeville, S. C. ! ROBE] I Real HERE'S 233 Acres ville, good Well timb< farm for tl 1-3 Cash, 1 p E Two Storj in the city Good 8 Ro bath room: for two fai p j 155 Acres Good resic house and and all ne< home for s level and i | Nice Lot good deptl Two Nice ange and ' price on th | An Acre L pital in the | Rol 9 A RE 92 Acres < Abbeville Room Hoi tion in Tc Good Hes This is a 1< clay botto This Plac< we are asl $li EASY TE Dixit RT S. y Estate Colui A BARGAIN. I.sartrJ ciVkfYllf & rrnl^e -fvnm MMAAVft UMVUU AAX11VVJ XI V11J tenant houses, and cut ] 3red and watered; a si le low price of $35 Pei balance on long time. r House just off North M of Abbeville. Price ! >om House on Wardlaw ? s, two kitchens; well a milies. Acre Lot. Price ! Land 9 miles from Abl lence. Two tenant houses good gin house. Barns, cessary out houses. A si ome one. The land is pra< is fine. Price .... $65 per < on Cherokee St., 75 ft h. Price $85< Lots, one a Corner Lot c Lemon Sts. Will make a ese lots. . i -i i j i ot with caom on it near tr i city of Abbeville. Price \ bert S. Lin AL BARC of Good Land in City Lii on Hodges Road. Goo ise, fine well and pretties i iwn. This place product iw Bales of Cotton last Damy, chocolate land wit m. e will bring TWICE the ring in three years. 85.0 OPer Acre, for quid RMS. e Land L. M, TOLBERT * i i wmmmmmmm [NK'S | mn I l Abbehouses. )lendid r Acre; 'ain St. jf 56,000. >t. Two dapted 58,000. beville. j| 5. Store stables )lendid ^tically icre. |j . front, o.oo. ( jj \ >n Orclose le Hos- U $750. k I BB l ?. AIN ! V mits of j d Six it loca_ j oe eu JJ year. :h red price . i k Sale. Ooi /