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IB 20 POUNDS J
IT fi BOTTLES.
IHIBY DECLARES "TANLAC
BBONDERFUL MEDICINE"
glN FINE SHAPE NOW. 1
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Htve gained twenty (20) pounds
Krht and have been relieved of g
Kent with which I suffered alpi
year and which baffled the ^
ng physicians in a number of
I. That is what just six bot*
m ' 1 11 ?WAI1 /toll M
ianiac, trie nieuiuiiG juu ^
^^^VMaster medicine', has done for
^^Hhe speaker of this more than re|^Hrkable
statement was T. F. Darby,
BHT automobile mechanic employed by H
He Central Garage, of Anderson, S.
|H., who resides at 127 Nroth Mc- F
|Huffie St. Mr. Darby was for one
^Bear foreman for a Columbia Ma^ hinery
Company, which is one of the E
^ argest enterprises of its kind in the
^Bouth, he said. He explained that D
l health forced his removal from
^Kolumbia in search of a satisfactory
^Bhange in climate. But it was not D
^Bhe climate, he found, that caused
^Biis ill health. F
Regarding his suffering and the re narkable
relief Tanlac quickly gave
Hiim, Mr. Darby said: ?
"I suffered with nervous indigesHbion
for almost a year. I lost a great &
Hdeal of weight, my strength left me
^nnd I got to where I could not work.
would suffer awfully after eating *
^nnd neither sweet milk nor water
Hwould stay on my stomach long *
Henough to get work. I would get so
Hnervous I could not control myself. _
Hi will tell you the truth, I was in an D
Hawful condition. ^
H "One time when at Atlanta, where p
Hi had gone to consult a specialist, I
got on a train and when I realized ^
where I was I was at Gainesville. I
had been suffering so I had lost inter-' ^
II est in everything. I ?pent that
night at a Gainesville hospital. My
wife got to where she was afraid ^
for me to go down town by myself,
fearing I could not get home if one ^
of those attacks hit me, which came
every time I ate anything.
"My heart began to go bad under A
the strain. One night it felt as if it
would burst, and I perspired so I
much I felt as if I had been rained
on. I tried every way and everything
T 1?? A* WQO frtl A nf f n (rpt. Tr*- A
A M1CVY VI VI rr c*o w?vt w* w 0.v
lief but failed. Down at Columbia
one day, however, a frined told me A
to take Tanlac. I bought a bottle
light away.
"Six bottles banished that nervous
indigestion. I gained twenty pounds B
while taking it, and I am in fine
shape now. I can eat a hearty meal A
without suffering afterwards. I am
strong, lively and happy, and my
nerves ar ein fine condition. My kidneys,
which gave me a great deal of .
trouble, are in good condition now, A
thanks to Tanlac. I can't get
enough to eat, and I have to fight T
against eating too much. I surely 1
can and do recommend Tanlac. It .
is a wonderful medicine." A
Tanlac, the master medicine, is
sold exclusively by P. B. Speed, Ab- ^
beville; J. H. Bell & Son, Due West;
E. A. Fuller & Co., McCormick; p
Cooley & Speer, Lowndesville. Price
$1 per bottle straight.?Adv.
FAIRFIELD. B
A
Mrs. R. H. Beauford and son, Eugene,
spent one day last week with ,?
Mrs. J. M. Spence.
Mrs. E. C. Young and children, ?
spent Friday with Mr. and Mrs. H. G.
Bowen.
Mrc Allen Walker spent Thursday A
with her mother, Mrs. S. T. Young. "
Miss Mary Spence spent one day y
last week with Miss Lola Brown.
Mrs. J. D. Creswell and children,
spent Thursday with Mrs. Mary Cres- r,
, well. 13
Miss Maggie Young spent last Sat- *
urday night with Miss Eva Young.
Mrs. J. M. Spence and son, John,
went to McCormick one day last *
week shopping.
Mr. J. H. Langley has been very jsick
for the past week and is not
much better at this writing.
There was no school last week at
the Young's school, as the teacher's
mother was very sick, but it is hoped
she is better at this writing.
*" ** ^ norf nf . V
Miss Maggie luuug spent, ,
I last week in Puckett Town the guest s
of her sister, Mrs. Allen Walker. u
The Help One Another Club had "
an Easter egg hunt near Mr. J. A. 1
Young's on last Saturday. There J
were about thirty children and they
had about seventy eggs.
Rev. John Warren from Parksville,
was in through this community last ?
week. j
Messrs J. A. and E. C. and J. F. J
Young went to Abbeville Tuesday on '
business.
Mr. J. C. Bowen from Greenwood,
came down last Sabbath to see home-r~ll
1U1IU>?
Mrs. Y. P. Reagen came up from
McCorm'ck for a rest
TOPICAL TABULATION.
(Kansas City Star.) ]
Initiation, Assassination, Aggravation,
Publication.
Animation, Vituperation, Combina- f
tion, Affiliation. f
Negotiation, Annexation, Mobiliza- c
tion, Fortification. c
Declaration, Conservation, Applica- c
tion, Condemnation. _ c
Accumulation, Aviation, .Embarka-; t
tion, Demonstration. (
Appropriation, Verification, Acclama- 11
tion, Acceptation. jj
Procrastination, Prevarication, Incar- j 5
ceration, Abnegation. c
Civilization, Conglomeration, Ejacu-'1
lation, Supplication. j *
Pacification, Arbitration, Perspira- v
tion, Desperation. j r
Stimulation. Mortification. Devasta- e
tion, Conflagration. | ?
Culmination, Expiration, Desolation, ?
Elimination. s
Annihilation?every nation. Thun- 1 ]
deration! Botheration! x (
DOTE NOW 7
SUBJECT (
AUNT CHARITY RUMINATES.
jes want lu ue rcngivuo,
In 'long wid all de rest;
.n jine de church an be baptized,
An forevermore be blest.
ut, I'll declar to goodness
I'm frustercated so,
at I'm all mixed up and pestered,
An L don't know whar to go.
ust, the Prisperterian tells me
Not to kick up any row;
f de Lawd's agwine to save me,
He'll do it any how.
its no use fer me ter holler,
Hits no use fer me ter cry,
er when de ole ship Zion
Comes er sailin by:
f I'se been predesternated,
An ef I'se one of de eleck;
ey'll reach way down and grab me,
Den hist me on de deck.
at when I gits good started,
I'se to keep straight on de way;
or I'll never cross de ocean,
Ef I starts new ebry day.
en de Baptis next, dey gits me,
An takes me ter de pool;
n dey say^ter me, now Charity
Don't make yerself a fool:
ou satisfy yer conscience,
An be sure yer do what's right:
ou go into dat water chile,
Clean under?outer sight.
en cum along an mune wid us,
An peace an comfort find;
ut I tought pon de Mefodis,
ore I made up all my mind.
en de Mefodis, dey takes me
To de new bush arbor tent,
n dey puts me wid de moaners,
Fer to weep an to repent.
n dey tells me when I'se happy,
Jes let it pop right out;
ot to be afeared of any one,
But ter let right out an shout.
n den dev uos and tells me,
When I does climb into grace;
must cling dar like a turkle,
Er I'll fall down from my place.
n some omen says dey wouldn't sin,
Not eben if dey could;
n right smart omen says dey
couldn't,
Not eben ef de would.
ut I does de famly washin,
Fer a man dats sanctified;
n his wife makes all de fires,
An splits de wood beside.
d I goes home to my cabin,
An I falls down on my knees;
n I raise my hands to heaven,
An I asks de Master, please:
o fergive de wicked tings,
DatI have ever done;
n to overlook my meanness,
r er ue saite U1 ma ucai uuii>
,n I tole de heavenly Fader,
jbat I didn't know anything bout;
'ere mersions and dere lections,
An dere fallins in and out.
?en it seems all in a minute,
Dat de load was took away;
.n I felt so good and easyr
When I heerd a soft voice say:
\
Charity, poor old creetur,
.Don't you bodder yer old head,
/id creeds, beliefs an doctrines?
But jes look to me instead.
.n dough yer sins be scarlit,
An yer skin as black es coal;
er Saviour dat redeemed you,
TTf'll 1.. ?A?1
will sureiy save yei ovui.
!e meek an kind an gentle, *
An do all de good you can;
in you'll hab de bes relijun
Dat wus eber giben ter man."
in I understood dat preachin,
An larnt 'long wid de rest,
)at dough religious talkins mighty
good
Religious livins btest.
?MRS. T. R. JONES.
It always makes a man peevish
rhen people compliment him on his
uccess and then add that they can't
mderstand it.
M/> C'tt Cmlvr C?tr
LIU* ttlA-ttlAtJTkJlA
Thie la a prescription prepared especially
or MALARIA or CHILLS & FEVER.
?ive or six doses will break any case, and
f taken then aa a tonic the Fever will not
eturn. It acts on the liver better than
Calomel and does not gripe or sicken. 25c
FOR BRONCHITIS, I
CROBP, C
Make the Best Remedy at Home
If everything was sold in as liberal and
air a manner as the below named druggists
are selling Schiffmann's New Con:entrated
Expectorant, absolutely no
:ause for complaint or dissatisfaction
:ould possibly arise from anyone. These
Iruggists say?"Buy a bottle of this rem
:ay ana try it tor Bronchitis, Whooping
Zough, Severe Cough, Croup or any
ironchial Affection, and we will return
rour money, just the same as we do with
>chiffmann's famous Asthmador, if it
loes not give satisfaction, or if not found
he best remedy ever used for any of
hese complaints." Why not take ad'antage
of this guarantee and try this
nedicine, and get your money back, rath;r
than buying anothet purely on the
ixaggerated claims of its manufacturer
iron the strength of testimonials from
ithers and run the chance of getting
something worthless and also wasting
'our money?
"AKES UP
WBASEBALL
mayo ne, nineteen sixtean.
dear edditorial:?yes i wus upter
du west ter sea ther ball gaim twixt
the baptis colag an the uskums. tha
had sed in abvul, that is mistar
storks an dail bockstall thet tne
baptis wood eat the uskums up ez
tha knue a triek bout plain with a
wet ball which the uskums cuddent
handal as tha is no baptis, an tha
sed that the baptust hed a cuban on
ther teem which wood-maik ther gaim
interstait commurs whitch the us-j
kums haddint studdied. so when i
sees Mr Bockstalls kar agoin up with
a stripid parrasoil in it an seed mr.
storks hirin a kar ter goa up an
carrie his peepul, i sed ter lizzie i
gess thay is rite en the uskums will
be snode under or raned on by the
baptust colag, but ennyway when
a nabur sed less go up, up i goes wijth
him es i bleeve in bein gaim en
sr ein a thing out. " well i heddeht
got up ther until i sees buddie longshore
en col. bob owings run up in
a lital white mersheen whitch trottad
jist like a mule. up ermungst the
crowd it runned en then stopt rite
suddintly like emuther mule, en run
back, en liketer runned oaver sevrul
niggers whitch wus siting on the
grats watchin ter sea how ther baptus
handled therselves in gittin warm
befoar the gaim. well bob owings
is sed ter hev leenins ter ther baptust
hisself en i gess he wus brought
up -by mr. bockstall en mr. storks,
ter do sum rooten, ennyway he wu3
thare.
well, the uskums wus still studdin
when the baptust wus practisen but
dreckly hear thay cums with- ther
doctars. thay now has sevrul doctars
moar than they hed when tha
plade Feetball with the teem from
out near donnels. tha has still got
dr. moffix, en doctar bell, an then
tha has a spechul doctar knone as
dr. presslie, en he handles meddisin
rite now in a ball gaim. well tha
twisted ther arms and throde enuff
balls ter win a gaim, an evry Fellar
hit the ball sevrul times to loosen
the cuwer an git the ball soft en
then the emperrer of the gaim sed
let the Fite begin en i seed mr.
storks wink his I at ernuther man
whitch wus with him, an he pinted
ter the cuban an thay both laffed jist
like you has seed mr. storks do when
he gits cheeted in a mule traid. well
the uskums hes a pitcher which is
named wulf from lorrents, s. c., en
beleav me he knose how ter shute a
ball, when he is windin up ter pich
ther ball he seams ter be fitin nats.
the baptust they waded rite inter the
Fite, but all whitch got befoar wulf
in ther fust stanzer wus ether kilt
ur badlie woonded, en they went out
inter the feeld en sed give em sum
wet goods bois en befoar i knue it
they had dun fixt the uskunis an so
it went erlong fur a line er too, when
the uskums i finds also speeks in
Furrin languig en thay trots out a
mexikan which sent the ball a hummin
an the next thing the baptust
knoas thay has a man on each baste
ter watch the man . which was trine
ter keap theas bastes, en then a littal
fellar which cum from mercormick
kounty, en whitch the uskum bois hes
knicknaimed fur his kountie, steps
up lookin kinder skeared en mr.
storks and the gent, with him looks
at each uther an smiles agin but i
soon seas he wus onlie skeared that
he wood braik his bat so he jest hit
um litely en took charg of all threa
bastes hisself and let the other bois
whitch had been watchin cum in an
git a drink uv wauter. well, the
uskums then sent in ernuther hewy
artillerie or too, en the next thing i
seas is mr. stories en tne gint. leevin,
in whitch thay sed they had ter vissit
a sick frend. i guess thay wanted
ter git sum of his meddicin as dr.
presnes diddent seam ter agrea with
them, an then i looked fur mr. bockstalls
kar an it was gone ter the fire
on the outside of ther whoal toun
with ther parrasoil dun put down,
well the gaim still went on. the baptust
heddent put ole Cuber in yit, so
thay trotted him out but the uskums
lit on him like yaller jackits en thay
soon maid him look like a shipped
wautermellon, en then thay sent in
ernuther hoss whitch was sumthin
like a texas ponie, but he cuddent
stand the hoss-flies which the uskums
had ter* turn loos on him, en he
wus soon swettin, an frettin, and
with that the emperror of the gaim
sez that the uskums has wun it nine
ter 2 an i comes on hoam, an mr.
storks gits down lait ther next morin.
so goodby.
yours for the gaim,
Dote.
Lazy men distribute a lot of
worthless advice.
Some men are regular in their
habits?but their habits are fierce.
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