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CALOMEL MAKES YQ ITS MEM Straighten Up! Don't Lose a D Liver and Bowels With 1 Ugh! Calomel makes you sick. Take a dose of the vile, dangerous drug tonight and tomorrow you may lose a day's work. Calomel is mercury or quicksilver 1 -which causes necrosis of the bones. Calomel, wh^n it comes into contact with sour bile crashes into it, breaking it up. This is when you. feel that awful nausea and cramping. If you feel sluggish and "all knocked out," if your liver is torpid and bowels constipated or you have headache, dizziness, coated tongue, if breath is bad or stomach sour, just try a spoonful of harmless Dodson's Liver Tone. Here's my guarantee?Go to any drug store or dealer and get a 50-cent bottle of Dodson's Liver Tone. Take a spoonful tonight and if it doesn't Terrier Is a Vegetarian. Mrs. M. R. L. Freshel of Boston, nresldent of the Millennium Guild, an organization which opposes the slaughter of animals, has a Yorkshire terrier that is a vegetarian. Sister, as the terrier is known, according to Mrs. Freshel, has never eaten meat. This is what Sister likes: Lentils, peas, ' beans, celery, carrots, radishes, lettuce, apples, nuts, eggs, oatmeal and buttered toast. falunFhWmeans dandruff is active ' - 8avo Your Halrl Get a 25 Cent Bottle of Danderine Right Now?Also Stops Itching Scalp. Thin, brittle, colorless and scraggy ftair Is mate evidence of a neglected scalp; of dandruff?that awful scurf. There is nothing so destructive to the hair as dandruff. It robs the hair of its luster, its strength and its very life; eventually producing a feverishness and itching of the scalp, which if not remedied causes the hair roots to shrink,4 loosen imd die?then the - hair falls out fast A little Danderine tonight?now?any time?will surely save your hair. Get a 25 cent bottle of Knowlton's Danderine from ar.y store, and after the first application your hair will take on that life, luuter and luxuriance which la so beautiful. It will become wavy and fluffy and have the appearance of abundance; an incomparable gloss1 and softness, but what will ple&8e you most will be after just a few weeks' use, when you will actually see a^ lot of fine, downy hair?new hair?growing all over the scalp. Adv. , Vocally Overwhelmed. "You say that man has no conacience?" "Well," replied Parmer Corntossel, "mebbe I oughn't to say that. But ' y-V if he has one, it can't be much use to him. They say conscience is a still, small voice, an' the way he talks would keep it drowned out all the .. . :. time." . J No Motorist "I judge from what you say of your financial condition, that you would not worry if there were a diamond famine.*' "No, and to emphasize my imp&-> S cuniosity still further, I wouldn't even , worry if there were a shortage of gasoline." Answered. Juvenile wit sometimes is doubly pointed. "How many bad boys does it take to make a good one?" a tactless social worker once asked of a- class of lively street urchips. "One if you treat him well," came the quick reply. RUB-MY-TISM Will cure your Rheumatism and all kinds of aches and pains?Neuralgia, Cramps, colic, sprains, .bruises, uuis, Old Sores, Burns, etc. Antiseptic Anodyne. Price 25c.?Adv. \ Indignation of Brother Bulglnback. "Dar!s 'bout fou' thousan' cullud people in dis town, mostly swindles!" in^ dicnar*tly stated old JBrother Bulgin~~ back. "I dohe"~t?aded dat no-'count mule o' mine to Brudder Ink Judson tor a watch. And de dog-gone watch la no-'count too!" Pitiless. "Did Miss Howler sing with any feeling?" "Not of pity for her audience."? Boston Transcript, t ?:??, ^WAreal guar an A useless risk not guaranteed ^^^concern. When j get the w /fy. srm |^Lof the WC Buy materi Sf Certai Ask your dealer for prodacts made by os?they bear our name. J|\^^ Asphalt Roofings 1-ply gnarai &5&L*&u 2-pIy gaarai bSJ,p5?. 3-pIygnaru Genera] Roofing Ma WorUCt largest manvjbeiimcn lfow Tori Cfir Borfoa Clfca|? PiltokwjJ St. Lodt OfTMrti Kims City Mtneapofi* - , ' . , . >y? 'i ' . ! . ? J . v . - - " > ' t ^ ' B SICK, UGH! 1 W AND SALIVATF5 ay's Work! Clean Your Sluggish "Dodson's Liver Tone." c straighten you right up and make yoa feel fine and vigorous by morning I "want you to go back to the store and get your money. Dodson's Liver Tone is destroying the sale of calomel be- ( cause it is real liver medicine; entirely vegetable, therefore it cannot salivate or make you sick. f I guarantee that one spoonful of r Dodson's Liver Tone will put your c sluggish liver to work and clean your j bowels of that sour bile and consti- y nated waste which is clogging your n syBtem and making you feel miserable, r I guarantee that a bottle of Dodson's h Liver Tone will keep your entire fam- c ily feeling fine for months. Give it to F your children. It is harmless; doesn't * gripe and they like its pleasant taste. 4 VINDICTIVE BUT NOT POSTED * c Old Calhoun Clay Thought Beaten Foe Was Being Treated With Undue Leniency. 6 Gen. Carroll Devol, at a dinner in J | Washington, was drawn into a war argument by a young lady. 1 i The young lady, having conquered y j the general, as she thought, paused and smiled triumphantly, but he, with . | a smile of a different kind, said: "My young friend, it is hard to argue C with you because your ignorance of war is very complete. It is plain fron ^ your remarks that you don't know the difference between a howitzer and a mortar, and I believe you think that. shrapnel, grape and canister could all be shot indiscriminately out of a shot-gun. "In fact, you remind me of old Calhoun Clay. "'Cal,' said the old man's master one day, 1 see by the papers, Cal, that the enemy has been driven back.' "'Driven back?' old Cal grunted. 'Driven back? Driven? Huh, I'd make 'em walk.'" A GLASS OF SALTS WILL END KIDNEY-BACKACHE Say* Drugs Exolta Kidney* and Recommends Only Salts, Particularly If Bladder Bothers You. When your kidneys hurt and your back feels sore, don't get scared and proceed to load your stomach with a lot of drugs that excite the kidneys and irritate the entire'urinary tract Keep yoor kidneys clean like you keep your bowels clean, by flushing them with a mild, harmless salt? which removes the body's urinous waste and stimulates them to their normal activity. The function of the kidneys is to filter the blood. In 24 hours they strain from it 500 grains of acid a?d waste, so we can^ readily understand the vital importance of keeping /the kidneys active. Drink lots of water?you can't drink too much; also get from any pharmacist abojit four ounces of Jad Salts; take a tablespoonful in a glass of water before breakfast each morning for a few days and your kidneys will act fine. This famous Baits is made from the acid of grapes and lemon t juice, combined -with llthla, and hag been used for generations to clean and ] stimulate clogged kidneys; also' to 1 neutralize the acids in urine so, it no ? longer is a source of irritation, thus i ending bladder weakness. 1 Jad Salts is Inexpensive; cannot in- t jure; makes a delightful effervescent ( lithia-water drink: which everyone 1 should take now and then to keep i their kidneys clean and active. Try ( this, also keep up the water drinking, i and no doubt you will wonder what ( became of your kidnfey trouble and g backache.?Adv. t , , fimtMiied. i ? t "Help me on with this overcoat, my I peach," said Herbert to Adele. 1 "No, Herbert, I'm not your peach, but your lemon. And if you want lemon aid you know what you must do first." Herbert promptly squeezed the lemon. He Needn't Despair. -r A Scotch girl who had accidentally tat the point of her index finger with a chopper was coming from church with her finger bandaged. "What's the matter, wi' yer haun', Miss Parrish?" queried an admirer who accompanied her home.. "Oh," replied the young lady, "I chopped a wee bit off my forefinger." That Tired Kind. Mr. Biggs?But doesn't my devotion arouse in you some sort of feeling for me? Miss Hitts?Oh, yes; the sort people take sarsaparilla for in the spring. tee on roofing is to buy roofing by a responsible rou buy our roofing ritten guaranteeRoofings, Ker/of most people, |prove their worth ^ by the test of time ials that last h n-teed it< Insulating Papers kf*f Ctf Wall Board* li Izf Plastic Roofing Cement 1 Asphalt Cement iteed 5 years Me?tliCp^tf iteed 10 years Shingle Stains fj Heed 15 years ; fiSs!??&i | mufacturing Company 8 r <if Booing and Building Faptn E i PUUebfe Atlaab Cbrdul . DttroH I \ SuFrudm SaaWe Lomiom Haabvr " Sri** I HHHHnHBHHBBn "OR BETTER FARMING Southern Farmer Urged to Adopt Diversification. lepartment of Agriculture Gives Plan for Reducing Living Expenses by Growing Many Things Which the Family Needs. Prepared by the Urlted States Department of Agriculture.) The secretary of agriculture In writng recently to cof;ton exchanges In he South, pointed out that the only eally efficient way to/prevent a reurrence of the crisis which the colapse of the cotton market created vas for the southern farmer to diverify his agriculture. Hitherto the* caBh eturns from a successful cotton crop iave blinded many farmers to the proof >f the old proverb that it is folly to lut all your eggs in one basket They lave devoted all their land and all heir time to the production of cotton, .nd have purchased their own supilies at a cost much greater than they ould raise them themselves. The essential weakness in this praoice has long been apparent to agrilultural experts, but their efforts to ecure more diversity in farming have litherto met wife but little Buccesa. t is difficult to change habits of nany years standing, and the man ?ho has been accustomed'to grow coton and only cotton is. reluctant to emodel .his own farm, even after be ias become convinced of the necessity if so doing. To help meet this situation, the Inited States department of agriculure has prepared a series of articles, >f which this is the first, on the subect of diversified farming in the '* A? _* _ . lit SOUin. xnese articles wm ir?ai ui he raising of produce for home coninmptlon in vegetable gardens, potato latches, etc.; of such crops as com, >eans, peas and other legumes, which' ire both useful in themselves and may >e made to enijich Instead of impoversh the soil; and of poultry, dairy >roducts and live stock for home use ind as a cash crop to serve as a rabstitute, in part or in whole, for :otton. By the adoption of diversified farmng, the farmer may reasonably expect :o achieve several Important objects: 1. He may very materially reduce lis own living expenses by growing >n his own land a great many of the :hings which his family needs and vhicb he now purchases at the store, saying, of course, a profit to the re? 11 Jl ik. Alier tUlU UIO uiiuuicuiau. 2. He ehoald save a very considerible proportion of hiB outlay on ferllizers by growing crops that add nixogen to the soil, and by keeping live stock to enrich it with manure. 3. He should grasp the opportunity ifforded by the Increasing demand for neat of all kinds to turn a large part >f his crops into stock to be sold to ilaugl\tering houses at a profitable >rice. He should place himself In a >ositlon where his, entire prosperity s not dependent upon the demand for iny one article, when the strength of hat demand is determined by circumitances entirely out of his own conrol. In other/words, he should have nore than one thing to eelL All this teems very simple, but up to the preset time comparatively lew farms in he South have been managed with hese ends in view. In a Bpeech before the National >alry Show association in October, .914, the secretary of agriculture stat>d that the average Iowa farm has six nilch cows; the average South Caroina farm has one. In Iowa, the avsrage farm has 35 hogs; in North Carolina and Alabama, less than five; n South Carolina less than four. In joultry the difference is even greater. )ne hundred and eight is t^ average n Iowa; less than twenty in North Carolina and Alabama, and less than teventeen in South Carolina. The relults of one Investigation show that n Georgia the average farm home jroduced less than two eggs a week, ess than two-thirds of an ounce of | mtter, and two-thirdis of a pint of1 nilk a day*, and that thei cotton crop j >f the entire South did not pay for its ood and feed bilL Thus it has been SBtlmated th&t Texas imports annually more than $50,000,000 worth of tfheat, corn and oats; Georgia more han $24,000,000; South Carolina more ;han $20,000,000, ancl 12 southern itates more than $175,000,000. In adiition, more than $48,000,000 worth ot neats, dairy and poultry products are mported each year. To do away with this condition of iffairs is one of the chief purposes of llversifled farming. It Is not necessary for the South to compete in iese crops with other regions in the jpen markets of the world, but the lome demand can, be met by home jroduction, and enough left over to form the oasis of a very profitable itock raising industry. In this connection It is notewortny :hat already 223,000 iiquare miles, or in area that Is greater than that of 3eorgia, Florida, Alabama and Mississippi added together, has been beared of the cattle tick, and that if the work is continued at the same rate of speed, the whole country 3hould be free of the pest within fifteen years. The cattle tick has, in the past, been one of the greatest Jrawbacks to the raising of live stock j in the. South. It has now been con siusiveiy snown tuat n can ue com-1 pletely done away with, and with the growing appreciation of the part that live stock plays in sound agriculture, there is no reason why this industry Keep Stock Off Alfalfa. If you are going to plow up the alfalfa and put the ground in something else next spring, by all means pasture It this winter. But if you want to continue to get good hay crops from the fleld for another season or so, feed hay or fodder and pasture your rye patch, If you have one, but keep the stock off the alfalfa. Feed for Idle Horsls. Idle horses should not '' be fetT as much as horses that are at hard work. should not advance with marked rapidity. \ .Before, however, tlhe farmer turns his attention to marketing his produce, be it live stock or cotton, he should first see to it that his own demands are supplied; in other words, that he grows himself as many of the necessities of life as he can. Fot this reason, the "Home Garden" will be the subject of the next article in this series. FEED THE DAIRY COWS WELL Cottonseed Meal Is Convenient Feed in Texas and Oklahoma to Bal- ( ance Sorghum arid SIEage. v (By H. M. COTTRELL.) Native pasture and silage should be available summer and winter. The silage should be fed generously at any time of the year when the grass Is not sufficient to secure a high yield ! of milk. In dry times during the summer and at all times during the winter, sorghum, hay and the hay from eithBr alfalfa, sweet clover or Spanish peanuts should be fed liberally. Rye pasture usually can be provided and it makes a good winter feed. In favcrable years wheat pasture may furr.ish nearly all the feed needed for a high yield during the winter. Flvo good cows fed all they will eat will yield more profit than *15 half starved. The daily ration must oe oaiance? between the starchy, heat-making feec b, like ullage, sorghum hay, corn fodder and millet, and the,blood-andmu! cle-making feeds like alfalf^, sweet clover and {Spanish peanut hayj. Every cow yields a good flow of milk on green, luscious grass. The grass furnisheti about three and a half parts of tho starchy to one of the blood-and-muscl(}-makiiig material. Dry < Excellent Dairy Type. land farmers often say that sorghum ha3' will "dry up" a cow if she is given enough of lit It will when fed alone, but. it may be fed in large quantities" to advantage when balanced properly with hay from alfalfa, sweet clover or Spanish peanuts. Cottonseed meal is a convenient feed in Texas and OIi. lahoma with which to balance sorghum, millet bay and silage. ?*>" PfirtAiiMI m tup cmitlli 5UIL Lnudiyra in inc. ouuin ' i Other Crops Must Be Grown Thar Those Requiring Clean Culture, a 8 Do Cotton and Tobacco. The following statement regarding soil erosion in Ae South is taken from the annual report of the bureau ot soils of the department: "In a study of soil erosion In the South it has been found that largo areas are lost to agriculture annually through erosion. In some states vas't areas, amounting to as much as 50 per cent of the' arable land of theso sections, have been abandoned. The character of the erosion varies with the type of soil. Usually, on tho heavy clay soils, "sheet" or suitfaco erosion is fiund. With increi^sinjf proportion of sand in the soil the ero sion changes to l.he "shoestring" type, then to the gully type, with rounded edges, and finally to the gullies with caving sides. The most rapid erosion seems to occur in soils having a layer of silt or clay at the surface and a substratum of aanci. urns conuiuuu usually leads to erosion of the deep gully type, which is difficult to check and unprofitable to reclaim. "All methods for prevention and control are based either on increasing the capacity for absorbing the vrater as it falls, or on decreasing the velocity of the run-off. A new method in uso in one locality is the construction of what are known as 'Christophers/ th<s distinctive feature of this plan lying: in the manner of disposing >pf storm waters. Across an incipient guMy is built a dam, through which^is paused a newer pipe connected with an upright pipe on the upper side of tho dam. Water fills the valley until it reaches the top of the upright pipe, and then flowti down this pipe in the next field. The water left standing below the mouth of the upright pipe is gradually removed by a tile drain. It is also demonstrated in the South that other crops must be grown than those requiring clean culture, as do cotton, com and. tobacco." Keep the Horse Busy. The horse Ib an inexpensive animal to feed and consequently should bo kept busy all the time if possible If thiB cannot be done then ho should be fed as cheaply as possible. With hay or other roughage and two pounds of cottonseed meal a day the idle horse or mule can be kept in good condition on a very small amount of corn. Clean Up Poultry Yard. I Rake up tie litter i:a the poultry yard and burn It with brush and stray corn cobs. .'Scatter the fire before these have burned entirely, or thro" water on the coals, and you will have a quantity of good charcoal for the I fowls to pick at, a* well or a clean yard. Dairy Cow's Chest. Since good lung capacity is very im< portant, the dairy cow's chest must wide and dees. v Tired! Well what of that? Didst fancy life was spent on bed* of ease? Fluttering the rose leaves scattered by the breeze? Come rouse thee, while 'tis called today. Coward, arise, go forth upon the way! HELPFUL RECIPE8. A delightful supper or luncheon de? Bert is prepared as follows:' Hollow out as many sponge . cakes as there are WMMtf J people to serve. gw Small cakes in gem pans are ^e8t' make a filling of the cake crumbs, 1 tS* / "'j mlxe.d with " ?-J whipped cream, sweetened and flavored, adding a pinch of salt; chop fine a half dozen or more of maraschino cherries and fill the cakes; decorate with a cherry on top and place each on a small paper dolly covered plate. Princess 8^ierbet?Take a cupful of the sirup from a jar of raspberry pre-. Berves and the same amount of Juice from a can of pineapple; add two tablespoonfuls of lemon Juice and a sirup made by boiling together a pint of water and a cupful of sugar. Whei* cold add four tablespoon'fuls of orange Juice and freeze. When stiff open the freezer and add the white of an egg, beaten stiff, with a tablespoonful of powdered sugar. 8weet Potatoes With Apples.?Boll and slice four good sized sweet potatoes, cooked in their Bklns, pare and slice three tart apples. In a deep buttered dish put alternate layers of apple and sliced potato, a little melted butter, and a sprinkling of sugar, repeating until all the ingredients are used; | four tablespoonfuls of butter and a I half cupful of sugar will be sufficient. for the dish. Over the top pour a cup- j ful of cream or rich milk and bake for one hour In a moderate oven. .1 .Browned Hominy.?Season one pint of cold cooked hominy with salt and three tables poonfu Is of hotter. In a frying pan melt a tablespoonful each of Jard and better. Shake the pan until hot and well greased, then turn In the hominy, cover closely and draw' back where it will not burn. When' hot, uncover and draw the pan forward, turning it round until the sides are well browned; loosen the edges and turn upside down on a hot platter. In preparing eBc&lloped oysters the Important thing to remember is never to have more than two layers of oysters as anymore will result* In an inner layer being undercooked or the outer layer overcookea and tough. SOME APPLg DISHES. The common baked apple with cream is a most wholesome dish for .. and old, and to " one aPProPrlate either brea^fast or a des Steamed Apples.? Wash, (core, leaving in the blosBom end), and pare good flavored apples. Place In a ^ steamer and fill the cav= ities with sugar, cinnamon, butter, bits of jelly, ginger, lemon rind and Juice. Serve with a thin custard or with sugar aflfl cream. Fried Apple and Bacon.?Wash tart, firm apples, core1 and cut in half-inch slices -without peeling. Fry in bacon fat, sprinkle with sugar and turn until well browned on both sides.. Servo as a garnish to a platter of pork chops. Apple Marshmallow.?Cut one cupful of apple in dice, add a half cupful of marshmallows cut iq quarters, a third of a cupful of chopped blanched almonds, half cupful of whipped cream, two tablespoonfuls of powdered sugar and a fourth of a teaspoonful vanilla. Combine and chill. Waldorf Salad.?This is such a popular salad that it is hardly necessary to mention it. Add equal quantities of apple and chopped celery with a quarter the quantity of walnut or filberts, coarsely chopped. Mix with either French or boiled dressing. Anni* Whin.?To a cunful of sweet ?.rr.w * ' ? r ened apple sauce add the whites of three eggs, three tablespoonfuls of sugar, fourth of a teaspoonful of baking powder, the juice and rind of a lemon. Beat eggs until stiff. -Add sugar and baking powder, well mixed, then the lemon and apple sauce thick enough to drop from spoon. Combine mixtures, turn Into a buttered baking dish and bake in a moderate oven until firm to the touch. Apple Sauce Cake.?Take ? cupful of sugar, half cupful shortening, cupful of unsweetened apple sauae, a teaspoonful cinnamon, half teaspoonful each of cloves and salt, a ie^.spooniui Boda, cupful of raisins and two and a half cupfuls flour. Sprinkle with nuts and sugar before putting into the oven. What She Thought. "What do you think, ilada?shall T deliver my address on. 'The Ideal Wife' just as I've'writteii ii?" "Certainly not! You must rewrite it. I can't see that It fits me at all.'' ?Meggendorfer Blaetter (Munich). Ideal Home l.lfe. "Their home life is ideal." "Is that so?" "Yes, she goes abroad in the summer, and he goes to the Riviera all the winter. Perfec\ i3n't it?"?TitBits ' The Joy Killer. Unirno?I npvpr knftw such a wet blanket as Flubdub. Pokus?That's right.- If that fellow should jump from the frying pan into the fire he would put the Are out.Town Topics. Exceptional. "Don't you think Twobble takes a <ane view of life?" Yes, I do. And the remarkable part about it is that he looks at life through a pair of those big horn spectacles." : , -iii ANSWERED OFF THE REEL 1 Shower of Questions Made No Trouble for Information^ Man at, Busy Railroad .Depot. V large and, garrulous woman approached a policeman in the lobby of R the new Union station and asked, all in one breath: v ' TV hat time does the Missouri Pacific get in from Palls City; what time . does the Santa Fe go to Newton; how high was the water in* the 1903 flood; ?j how much does that man charge for m bananas?" >, If "You are looking for the informs- Tj tion desk," the officer replied, and led H her over to the cage of the man Who 1 knows everything. The woman re- |i peated her inquiry: | "What time does the Missouri Pa- B dfic get in from Falls City; wbat time 8 does the Santa Fe go to Newton; how I high was the water in the 1903 flood; K how much does that man charge for {. bananas?" The information man had a tele* a phone receiver at his ear. Without * batting an eye or changing the tone jj of his voice or his expression he *j answered promptly: "Gets in 8:35, ? goes out 9:40, up to your chin, three for a dime."?Kansas City Star, A GRANDMA USED SAGE TEA TO DARKEN HER GRAY HAIR \ She Made l/p a Mixture of 8age Tea ? and 8ulphur to Bring Back Colpi% * Glosa, Thickness. * Almost everyone knows that Sage * Tea and Sulphur, properly compound1 ^ ! ed, brings back the natural color and lustre to the hair when faded, streaked or gray; also ends dandruff, itching' ft scalp and stops tailing ' hair. Years 1 ago the, only way to get this mixture i was to make It at home, which la ( muBsy and troublesome. Nowadays, y by asking at any store for "Wyeth's 1 Sage and Sulphur Hair Remedy ."you ; f will get a large bottle of. the famous _ pld recipe for about 60 cents. ^ i ?u. ?' t m-i iit I I/OH L Bl&y. graj ; xij u; -vuv . * can possibly tell that you darkened l your halrj as It does it so naturally I and evenly. You dampen a sponge or soft brush with it and draw this ri through your hair, taking one small C strand at a time, by morning the gray J hair disappears, and after another ap- g plication or two, your hair becomes p beautifully dark, thick and glossy.-? d A,i7- i' . J Students Study Grading of Grain. 2 How the grain markets of the coun- ^ try handle and grade the farmers' pro- M ducts is, being studied In & coursb g which was started, at the Ohio state university last year. The students taking the course-are seniors in the department of agriculture. The etndento are given lectures on market distribution and study the fieta'crops of the world. -In the labor atory they study tbe graaing or grain, testing it as to Weight, color, percentage of moisture, quality, soundness and kind. Samples of ear corn and grains are received from farmers in Franklin county and from grain ex'changes in the primary markets. HOW TO-HEAL THAT RAW, ITCHING, SCALY SKIM If you are suffering with' eczema, ringworrb, rash or similar tormenting skin disease, try resinol ointment and . resinol soap. You will be surprised' j how quickly the Itching stops and the skin becomes clear and healthy again. -J Prescribed by doctors for .20 years. ] All druggists sell resinol oiitmen^ < (50c and fl.OO), and resinol Bo&p J (25c).?Adv. | Force of Habit J "Ever since you've been in .town," r said tie city relation, "you've been go- . ing to a soda fountain two or three times a day and ordering lemonade." j "Yep," replied Farmer Corntossel. ' "A habit's a habit" V < "But-you don't drink the .lemonade:" . "I don't want it I'm wiilin' to pay . the nickel so as to get a straw to I chew."?Washington Star. I ; Explained. i. "Father, what is meant by 'dim, re- ( lleious liKht'?" \ "That the windows need washing,!: wn." 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