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To all?grood-by. My task is done.
I've swung the circle of the sun.
I've given all that Life bestows,
I've dealt Fate's cards to friends, to foe!
I've touched you each with joy and care,
Drawn wrinkles here, smoothed wrinkle
there.
And if I've frosted temples gray,
I've made warm lips to kiss away
The chill. Tho' Death, tho' strife
I've visited?I've granted Life.
I'm lime, i ve roooea your craaie aear
Yet I ask you?your dying Year,
Have I not filled it? Answer free,
If I've robbed you have not you cheated me1
Have not you sought to kill me?Time?
Have not you wasted me?God's gift sub
lime?
Misspent me, mocked me, wished me ot
my way,
Loathed and reviled me?prayed anothei
day,
And when I granted it, mocked that on*,
too,
Are we not quit at evens?I and you?
TIs Kismet?Fate. Old World, good-by,
My cycle's done?I feint?I die.
Oh, World! dear World?aft last my dream
is true, I
Through all eternity I've longed for you,
Impatient of the years I hid to wait.
Each nerve aquiver, lest I be too late.
And now I'm here?and all of you ar?
mine
For my brief reign. Yet, also, I am thine.
For use?abuse?but treat me as you may
Remember this?I'll give and take away.
And but this moment bom?but half awake,
I'll tell you now what I'll bath give and tak?.
ril take a life from out you here and there.
I'll give?a lover true?a sweetheart fair.
Half of your fondest hopes I'll steal away,
I'll grant a grain of wisdom day by day.
And tho\ perchance, I should take Peter's
all.
With lavish hands I'll shower it on Paul,
I'll smite some of you with an iron glove,
I'll nurse some others with my tenderest
love,
I'm 'both your queen and slave. I now
3-iake way.
Thi? night is yours. Tomorrow you'll repay.
Brinjf forth the jesters. Fill the cup of
cheer.
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jtou ve waicea me iorevar. nona, t id
here.
Not New.
X shall aot swear off smoking pow
Nor swear to mend my ways;
I shall not swear off penning jvrose
Or writing merry lays.
For what's the use* Tou know right w?2
The strongest of a* fall.
Vm going to start Niw Year right?
I shall not swear at nil.
?Joe Cone.
A New Year's Wish.
To become an expert at forgetting
Just to forget, all the unkind pets, th?
deep wrongs, the mean words, th<
bitter disappointments?just let then
go, forget them?the memory will be
come quick and alert to remember tlu
things worth remembering, the mint
given to beautiful things, worth-whil(
things, and to remember always tha
.( am in the presence of God, this li
jny desire for the New Year.
Good-by, Old Year.
Peace to its ashes! Peace to it!
*?mbers of burnt-out things; tears
anxieties, doubts all gone! I set
them now as a thin, blue smoke hang
1ng in the bright heavens of the pas
year, vanishing away into utter noth
ingness. Not many hopes deteived
not many illusions scattered, not man:
anticipations disappointed, but lovi
fulfilled, the beart comforted, the sou
enriched with affections.?Longfellow
Help!
'Gentleman offers to exchange i
Christmas present for something us<
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NEW YEAR PROPHETS
By GENE MORGAN.
ANYBODY who says the world 1b
growing less superstitious must
be talking through the ear-flap3
on his cap. Every year about
January 1 old Superstition shows It
self like a hydra-headed monster in a
laundry basket
To be sure, we no longer take out
Insurance against ghosts, and if we
saw a hobgoblin we'd want to know
why the hotel bellhop bad grown those
whiskers* But there Is one kind of su
p?rstltlon which we seem to be giving
more encouragement all the time, and
that is the New Year prophecy.
The true New Year prophet Is a
cheerful soul. If he ever has any good
news concerning the future, he care
fully nibbles at the hard ground with
i a pickax and buries It. Bad news,
; calamity, disaster, ca^istrophe, misfor
j tune, these are the staple groceries
i In which he prefers to deal. And he
has such a clever way of making good,
too.
The New Year prophet wears crepe
to work every morning while he Is put
Iting his forecast in order. He also
wears a long, sad face and murmurs
ever and anon that the worst Is yet to
come. He does this in order that the
world may grow pale and weep and
shudder. He Just loves to show us a
k good time.
The way the New Year, prophet J
makes good on his predictions is to
promise ev?ry kind of bad luck there
Is, from famine to earthquake, and
from plague to war. As this globe of
ours has been enjoying a steady diet of
these things since the year one, the*
New Year prophet rarely goes wrong,
' but Just waves hia printed predictions
upside down and warbles, "I told you
f so." He is a sure-thing player, and
rarely takes a chance that is not a six
ty-to-one shot.
For instance, he is safe In forecast
1 lng a typhoon in the Pacific ocean,
. which will destroy shipping, but he
wouldn't dare to predict that James
, Jones will pay me that ten dollars he
owes me before the first of next April.
He finds It advisable to foresee a fam
I Ine in China?any old thing can hap
! Den in China?but under no clrcum-1
stances would he venture the belief'
that I will surely keep all the good
resolution* I made on the evening of
December 30.
If I thought the pay was steady and
the hours not too long for Indoor
work, I believe I should like to take
up the work of making New/ Year
prophecies. Por the benefit of enter
prising employers, looking for bright
young men at this kind of work, I
have made up a few sample prophecies
for 1915. It makes uo difference how
I did it, whether by crystal gazing 6r
by scientific methods. However, I ac
complished it without the aid of a
medical almanac or other weapons.
For instance, I predict that:
In January the days will be a little
longer, and ice will be cheap. On. Jan
Murmurs Ever and Anon That the
Worst Is Yet to Come.
uary 21 the coal bin will be empty,
and father will chop up a parlor chair.
The month of February will take
only 29 days to pass a givea point.
The weather will be extremely unset
1 tied, and when it is not stormy the
air will be quite calm. In spite of the
cold spell cherry treus will bloom
around February 22 in all cand> store
windows.
March will come in like a lamb
afraid of waking the baby, and will go,
out like a leonine monster who has
just overheard someone say he i& get
ting fat. Rain checks will be issued
in case this condition is reversed.
1 There will be some warm wea'.her,
which will cause optimists to throw
aside their overcoats and shed their
thick, prickly underwear. When the
ABE MARTIN ON NEW YEAR
Thoughts by a Philosopher About the
Man Who Swears Off?Has Hard
Time for a While.
Sometimes when a feller who kin
drink or leave it alone gits t' lookln'
back o'er th' year jest closin' an' sums
up all th' things he's done or undone,
all th" energy an' money he's wasted
an' all th' things he's missed or neg
lected in that regretted time, th' past
looms up like a piece o' tar soap.
Then he quietly resolves t' bid good-by
t' th' social cup an New Year's day,
little dreamin' o' th' colossal struggle
Jest around th' corner.
Th' feller who has long b?en used t'
fortifyiii' himself with r stimulant on
over' occasion has purty toujjh sleddln'
for a while after be swears off. Ther's
th' ordeal o' buyln' a new hat or nt
tendin' a banquet. Th' feller who kl.n
drink or leave it alone alius smells
like a Deer Creek distillery after he
buys a new hat, an* he'll often tra'.n
fer weeks when ther's a banquet
ahead. Sometimes he'll Bet clean
I
cold spell gets back on the Job, fresh,
frozen optimist will be one of the del
icacies of the season.
April will come in with a sore foot,
having kicked an opera hat which com
pletely surrounded a bri^k. April will
be a wet month* and early umbrella
crops will bj reported from many re*
glons. Fido will here begin to shed
his fun
Now there's a prophecy which shows
what I can do* To confer up, there
was nothing difficult abouk It F>or an
one -can be a New Year prophet. Yea,
without any previous (raining, or ex
perience in sending spirit messages
collect, instead of paying the boy your*
self,
It's safe to prophecize that in the
year 1915, A. D., you are going to keep
most of your good resolutions if you
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Empty.
made tbem in an earnest, sincere, try
again spirit, Instead of In the usual,
automatic way, like giving a fence Its
annual whitewash. It's Bafe to fore
cast that you'll keep out of debt, that
you'll Increase your hank account and
that you'll get your gilt-edged license
for health and happiness?If, Instead
of growing dreamy-eyed and wonder
ing what the New Year may bring
forth, you step out on the right foot,
with your eyes to the front. Decide
that when old Dame Fortune meets
you you'll be plugging along the
straight and narrow path, and then
she won't have room to side-step you.
Be your own prophet and predict a
year of hard work and square living
for yourself. You should worry while
the professional New Year prophet la
dusting off his shelf-worn stock of
plagues, famines, yolcanlc eruptions
and crop failures In Helgoland.
The 1915 Boy.
"I will not put pins in my dear teach
er's chair." (Tacks will hurt Just as
much, anyway.)
"I will not quarrel and fight with
my big brothers in 1915." (What have
I got a little brother for?)
"I will not play hookey from school
to go fishing or swimming." (That Is,
in the winter time.)
",1 will be a regular attendant at
Sunday school." (At Chrtstmaa time
and just before the summer excursion,
of course.)
"I will not take mother's currant
jelly from the pantry without per
mission." <Her raspberry Jam is
good enough for me.)
"I will be kind to dumb animals, such
as tigers, lions and elephants." (Stray
rate nnfl docs however. had better
keep out of this neighborhood.)
"I will not (Oh, gee, that's enough.
They say the good die young, and I
want to live until I catch that red
headed boy on the next block who
stuck his tongue out at me yester
day!)
Running Ahead.
It is easy to miss God's plans by
hurrying after them too fa^Jt. A
business man, on his way ffom his
suburban home to his office, was very
desirous of seeing another man on an
important matter; and he knew that
that man was likely to be on a cer
tain ferry boat. Hurrying for the
boat lest he miss his man, he was
stopped on his way by the man him
self, who had been quietly waiting for
him. His eagerness to catch that
boat was carrying him past the very
man he wanted to see. Our eagerness
to work out God's plans doubtless
often makes it difficult for him to
keep us in touch with those plans.
It is sometimes a duty to move
swiftly; but even then let us be
sensitively alert that our swiftness
shall not cause us to miss the goal
that God has set.
The depth of one's words Is Just
the depth ,of one's character.?Percy
C. Ainsworth.
thro' a banquet, or at least till th'
last syllable of an address on "Th'
Weddin' o' th' Oceans" has died away
in th' cigarette emoke.
But how a feller's whole style o'
pitchin' changes when he once gits
thoroughly established on th' water
wagon an' begins t' talk natural fer
th' first time since th' first baby come!
How his patient wife misses his
glowin' account o' th' day's earnin's
when he used t' stall thro' th* evenln'
meal! How his associates miss hi3
decided views on ever' question that
comes up! How th' one-legged news
boy on th' corner misses his lavish
generosity! How he kicks on th' gro
cery bill! How his waistcoat pockets
bulge with segars, each one repre
sent^' a 15-cent drink that he's mufTed
while in th' hands o" frlend6. an' ho>v
his little children mls3 th' peppermint
drops that used t' fall from his over
coat as he flung it carelessly across
th' planner.
Lafe Hud says that glttln" on on off
j th' water wagon is th' only exercise
some fellers ever git.?AM Martln.Jn
Americas Magazine,
IIIITIII
FOR NEW YEAR'S BE
Toy Noise Producers and How to
Make Them.
NO one objects to a moderate
amount of noise in welcome to the
Incoming new year, and I am sure
that you "will agree with me that the
following are splendid noise produc
ers. Each will require but a few
minutes' time to make.
The bell rattle shown in Fig. 1 is
made with a tin can, a common thread
spool, two short sticks and two screw
eyes. The tin can forms the bell
portion of the rattle, and a short piece
of broomhandle, or other stick whit
tled round, fastens to it for a handle.
This handle stick (A, Fig. 2) is se
cured to the bottom of the can by
piercing a hole through the tin and
screwing a screw-eye from the in
side I of the can down into the end of
the 'stick. Figure 3 shows how the
tongue of the bell rattle is prepared.
The length of the tongue should be
equal to the inside depth of the can.
Cut a Btick of this length and whit-1
tie down one end to fit the hole In
the thread spool you have obtained;
then screw a screw-eye into the other
end (Fig. 3). Fasten the tongue in
place with a piece of string, passing
the string through the screw-eyes in
tongue B and handle A, and tying
them loosely with firm knots. This
completes the rattle.
The odd-shaped rattle shown in
Fig. 4 requires a short stick for han
dle A, and two tin cans out of which
to make the wings, pieces B and C.
The bottoms of the cans must be re
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h/ .
moved, and the sides opened out. Tack
the pieces to opposite sides of the
stick handle^
By holding the handle in the posi
tion shown in Fig. 4, and shaking
from side to side, the tin wings will
flap back and forth and make a splen
did crackling, crashing noise.
If you have never tried pulling upon
a string rubbed with resin, you cannot
appreciate what a loud shrieking
sound is produced in this manner.
T,itri,fo s o)m\vs thp idea adanted to a
toy that is quickly put together. G<;t
an empty tin can, a piece of heavy
wrapping paper, a piece of stout wrap
ping twine, and a piece of rosin. Dou
ble the wrapping paper, pierce a hoJe
through its center, stick the end of the
cord through it and tie a large knot
on it (Fig. 6). Then tie the paper
over the open end of the can, as
shown in Fig. 6, and trim off the pro
jecting edges. To operate, pull firmly
on the string, at the same time allow
ing it to slide through your hand.
(Copyright by A. Neely Hall.)
The Days of the New Year.
O God. give me the strength through this
new year
To take each day just as it comes fo
me;
To grasp the good of every passing hour
And never question what the next will
be.
Help ine to see that all the homely cares
When fully met and simply done, bring
peace;
Let me not seek for joy outside myself.
will never
batting for
A Jfahf fear a Prayer
By DAVID CORY
God grant that I the new year through
May itrioe with heart and soul to) do
Those things which are most good and true.
God grant that I each morning start
My duties with <f cheerful heart,
And cheerfully perform my part.
To wear a smile all through the day,
To banish thoughts unkind away;
And when my bedtime comes, to pray.
To say my prayers with folded hands
As night comes softly o'er the lands.
To Him, who always understands.
And when the bells on New Year's dawn
Proclaim the bright New Year is bom,
And I awa^e on new z ear j mom,
/ pray Him whisper, low and sweei,
To help me guide my wayward feet.
Lest / forget my prayer to meet.
HAPPY NEW YEAR CUSTOMS
Celebrations of the Mummers in Olden
Days in England?Tending to
Revive Visiting.
OnTriday, January 1, the mummers
will mum?that's their way of ush
ering in the New Year. How many of
them know the beginning of the cus
tom?or the ending! It began in
rmppntlv pnonc-h hilt hv the seventh
century it amounted to "diabolical
paganism," outrageous, blasphemous.
Ruffians robbed and even murdered
under the pretense of merrymaking.
Not all was frightful, however. In
Rome slaves were waited upon by
their masters and the poor reaped
veritable harvests, which was but nat
ural, since it all came from the sat
urnalia of the Eternal City.
In England the mummers performed
plays, spoke dialogues and imperson
ated famous people, especially kings
and warriors. Songs were sung both
by the mummers and their entertain
ers. Mere is one:
To shorten winter's sadness
See where the folks with gladness
Disguised all are a-comlng
Right wantonly a-mumming.
In those days they loved, too, to
masquerade as animals, bears and
unicorns being especially favored dis
guises. Scott's couplet summed it
up:
Who lists may In their mumming see
Traces of ancient minstrelsy.
At last this mumming came to be
a menace as well as a nuisance, and
the chaste Henry VIII made it a mis
demeanor to wear a mask.
It was George Washington who
made the day what it once was in
this country. Said he: "Never forget
the cheerful and cordial observance of
New Year's day-." The celebration
grew and grew, until a generation or
so ago, the scenes enacted at some
receptions were simply disgraceful, so
ciety having progressed some since it
was good form to imbibe until the im
biber quietly slid under the table.
' Of late years there has been a tend
ency to revive'visiting on the first
day of the year. But It is all very
informal, and every hostess knows
each and every one of her guests,
which was not always the case wlren
It was the fashion to have as many
as possible and any man counted one.
An amusing story is told of/one host
t!)t $lm gear
ess who, in a lull, left the line and
want nvpr tn thp minffh howl in the
back parlor, saying to a man she
didn't know: "What is your name? I
don't think I know you." He told her.
She didn't remember It, bo she asked
him wjith whom he had eome. He
said he had come by himself, where
upon she ordered him out Imagine
her chagrin the next day upon receiv
ing from this man a letter she had
written to a relative in a neighboring
city asking that he visit there when
ever he should be in the city. Also
to be reminded by him that he had
sent his letter of introduction and re
ceived cards, which he also inclosed.
In the holiday rush she had simply
forgotten the new name.
THE NEW YEAR'S EVE FATES
/
How Curious Maidens Can FMid Out
What Is In Store for Them?
An Italian Custom.
Every maiden wonders what the fu
ture has in store for her, and this is
what she must do on New Year's day
to learn her fate:
Turn the pillow at midnight, the
31st of December, and you will
dream of the . man you are to marry.
Or let her talse her hymn book to her
bedrodm, blow out the lamp, oiien the
book and mark a hymn (in the dark),
put it under the pillow and sleep'on
it. Next morning when she reads the
hymn she will find its text will indi
cate the event of the year. ?
On New Year's eve the Italian maid
en places in one corner of her bed
room a thimble, in another water, in
a third ashes and in a fourth a ring.
Upon waking in the morning, if she
1 coflo fVio finer flrot aha will he married
DCCD VUO liug u> wv ?. ?
that year; if she sees the water first
the year will be unlucky; if the
thimble, fortune will smile on her;
if the ashes, she will die.
On New Year's eve, if a maiden
wishes to know her fate during the
coming year, she must go into the
open air with a psalm book in one
band and a piece of silver in her
mouth. She must allow the book to
fall open, and if it opens at the death
psalm she will die; if it opene at the
bridal psalm she will marry, and what
ever else it opens to will indicate her
fate.
?n New Year's eve, while the clock
is striking twelve, repeat three times:
GootJ, St. Anne, good St. Anne,
Send me a man as fast as you can?
And you will be engaged in a year.
WAY TO RID OF THEM.
Mrs. Crawford?Wake up, dear.'
I'm sure there's a'burglar downstairs.
Crawford?I hotfe there is. Perhaps
he'll take those 1 useless Christuua
presents your frMnJs Bent you.
lNIDMIlONAL
SmrSoiooL
Lesson
(By E. O. SELLERS, Acting Director of
Sunday School Course.),
LESSON FOR JANUA
GOD'S PATIENCE WITH ISRAEL.
LESSON TEXT-Judges 2:7-19/
GOLDEN TEXT-I rill heal their back
?liding, I will love them freely^-Hos. 14:4.
This year we again return to the
history of the chosen people1 and fol
low them, through the period of the
Judges, the days of the monarchy un
der Saul, David and Solomon, and the
divided kingdom In the times of Eli
iflh Amruj Hoapa and- Jonah, down to
the time of Daniel during the cap
tivity.
I. Another Generation, vv. 7-10.
During the diys of Joshua Israel
served Jehovah, but his influence did
not 'last lung after his death. Ever 1
and anon God must needs raise up
a Joshua to lead his church. We
have another "Joshua"?Jeaus?who
is ever with his people and we do
not need any earthly leader (Ps. 62:5;
Phil. 2:12). Still God is working
through human agents and in every
crisis raises up his spirit^lothed
leaders. No doubt this "another gen
eration" honored Joshua as a hero
but they did not follow in hi?t obedi
ence-to Jehovah. It is easy to dis
miss God's mighty deeds amoitg men
by calling them myths and traditions,
or to deny the "accuracy of the rec
ords." Doubtless the Israelites felt.Jfc
their obligations to their neighbor*-*
and fellow-tribesmen, but they Jos^ -a
realizing sense of their obligations to
God. America today is charged with
an altruistic spirit but Beems lacking
In a deep' sense of that obligation.
to God which is primary.
Sin of Idolatry.
II. They forsook th? Lord, w. ^
11:13. Backsliding Israel Is a prov- *
erb. Over and again there was a xe
tnrn to true worship and just as t
often a forsaking. For centuries Je- j
hovah bore/ with, forgave, restored
and punished^ this "stiffnecked" peo- ' \
pie, until the final overthrow and cap
tivity burned into their consciousness
the sin of idolatry. The reason for
this was their disobedience la not;
putting out of the land "the gods of J
the peoples that were round about
them." Liberality of this sort always
results in spiritual ruin. A nation's
ideals about Qod not alone determine
its moral status but eventually Its
physical and temporal welfare as well.
Their way was not evil in their own
sight and doubtless they were con
sidered very progressive, and their
course an evidence of greater wisdom * i
than that of their fathers, but it
was "evil In the sight of the Lord."
We do not understand that these
Israelites took up the worship of
Baal, the sun god, with all of its
abominations at once, but rather
sought a combination, a compromise
worship, which of course led to the
inevitable forsaking of God. Verse 12
Indicates the base Ingratitude of
such a course for he It was "which \
brought them out of the land of
Egypt" (Titus 2:14; 2 Pet 2:1).
III. The Anger of the Lord, w.
14, 15. There is no anger like that of
outraged love. We are apt to forget
the other attributes of God, those of
justice, holiness and purity and that
God can not look upon Iniquity (Hab.
1:13). vThe light men enjoy .only
heightens and makes more black their
offenses. God's anger can "wax hot"
and here he "delivered mem mio hj?;
hands of the spoilers that spoiled
them."
God Keeps His Promises.
IV. And the Lord Raised Up
Judges, R. V. vv. 16-19. These were
men who felt the bitterness of the
distress of their nation. God keep?
to the letter his promises, both of
blessing and of punishment, but "in
wrath he remembers mercy." These
judges had higher aspirations than
simply to judge, for they "saved" the
people. We who live in this present
dispensation of grace have one who
is now the savior but who shall yet
be the Judge. That these righteous
leaders of the people had a difficult
task is suggested by verse 17. The
hearts of the people "went a whor
ing," lusted after the things repre
sented by Baal and Ashtaroth, which
history tells us were too vild to be
enumerated. The judges secured for
the people of Israel their rights ac
cording to the mercy of Jehovah. At
the same time they were rulers, and
as such secured for individuals their
riehts. Professor Beecher has calcu
lated that the period of their adminis
tration was about three hundred and
thirty-two years, from the death of
Joshua, 1434 B. C.. to the anointing
of Saul, 1030 B. C. ft Is probable
that at times one part of the land
was under oppression and other parts
were enjoying security under Its
judge. It has been suggested that
Israel, during the time we have been
and now are studying, passed through
four grades in"God's school: (1) That
In Egypt; training in bondage and
contact with the highest civilization
of the day. (2) That in the desert:
training in faith, law and religious
nhoorvoncps in the Dresence of peril
and hardships. (3) That in the time
of the judges; training in self-govern
ment while in contact with enemies
and moral evils. (4) That of the king
dom; training in the arts and in
ligious life as manifested by
temple, the priesthood anc
prophets. Idolatry was fascijv&ting, it
had a false freedom, it/appealed to
every passion, and was <the very anti
thesis of the Jehovah worship of pur
ity itself. /
The worship of Jehovah always
taught and impressed moral and
spiritual truth and required the con
fessing and forsaking of evil. These
judges were fiod endowed and did not
prostitute their gifts. They were God
led. saw Israel's need and had cour
age, faith and zeal enough to show
Israel that the first 'hing thev needed
o do was to forsatie the evii and re
turn to a life of obedience to Qod.