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THE PEEVISH CHILD
NEEDS TREATMENT
When a child sulks drowsily, or Is
fretful, it Is usually due to some slight
disorder of the digestive organs, and a
mild laxative is very often all that is
necessary to restore cheerfulness and
buoyancy of spirits.
In cases where the use of a gentle,
effective laxative stimulant Is Indi
cated, many of the best physicians are
now prescribing Dr. Caldwell's Syrup '
Pepsin. This preparation Is admitted
ly the perfect laxative, being mild, yet
positive in Its action on the bowels,
and far preferable to violent cathart
ics and purgative waters. It Is very
pleasant to the taste and Is an ideal
remedy to regulate and strengthen the
stomach, liver and bowels. Its easy,
natural action makes it especially de
eirable In the caBe of children, a dose
at bed-time being sure to have the de
sired result next morning, with no at
tendant unpleasantness or discomfort.
Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin is sold
by druggists everywhere in 60c and
$1.00 bottles. If you have never tried
this splendid remedy, write to Dr. W.
B. Caldwell, 201 Washington St., Mon
ticello, 111., for a sample. He will b?
very glad to send a trial bottle with
out any expense to you whatever.
Demand for New Alloy.
Although the early expectations of
the) wholesale substitution of alum
inum for steel and iron have not ma
terialized, the demand for the new al
loy has grown enormously. From a
production in the United States of
less than 100,000 pounds in 1883, in
1903 the output had grown to 350,000
pounds, 1903, to 7.500,000 pounds and
today it is in excess of 50,000,000
pounds.
THE DREADFUL DISEASE MALARIA
quickly cured by that wonderful remedy
Elixir Babek.
"The result has been an absolute cure
to rae. and it affords me the greatest
pleasure to recommcnd 'Babek' to all
who are suffering: from that dreadful j
disease known as malaria."?Clarence
Elmo Ergrood.
Don't suffer from chills & fever, ague
or grippe -when you can get prompt re
Kllxlr Babble. 50 cents, all druggists,
or Kloczewski & Co., Washington, D. C.
Corner in Wealth.
"I am opposed to the concentration
of wealth."
"I am with you. These parlor car
porters ought to be made to give up
some of their money."
Burduco Liver Powder
Nature's Remedy: is purely vegetable.
As a cathartic, its action is easy, mild
and effectual. No griping, no nausea,
makes a sweet breath and pretty com
plexion. Teaches the liver to act.
Sold by all medicine dealers, 25c.
Alimony Is the cement that is some
times used to mend a broken heart
As we prow more sensible we refuse drug '
cathartics and take instead Nature's herb
core, Garfield Tea. I
The more a trust magnate wants
the less the other fellow gets.
Mexican
Mustang
Liniment
For SPRAINED ANKLE.
CW B. VbHbr, Hainaa City, Fla., H711
"Several dare Ago my horse sprained his
ankle and vour Mexican Mas tang Lini
ment helped him very much. Please send
me your circular about poultry ailments
as I intend going into that business soon.'>
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which are of co value to you. Highest
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Diamonds and Precious Stones. Money
sent by return mail.
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A position for every graduate. Catalogue Free.
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photo supplies. Send for catalogue
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TYPEWRITERS
New, rebuilt," second hand
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$10 and up. We sell sup
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it the best equipped repair department in the
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PRICE
Double edjje blades 35 cents dozen.
Single edge blades 20 cents dozen.
WOOD ALL & SHEPPARD, Druggist.
CHARLOTTE NORTH CAROLINA
crunriri h We ma^e a specialty
OVllUriLLII of Return Tubular
E N fi ! N E ^ Boilers and Engines.
^ They are particularly
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are contemplating the purchase of new
Boilers and Engines, it will piy you
to write us.
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C. D. LOAK?, ItUniXKer.
FOUNDER OF RED
GROSS IS DEAD
MISS CLARA BARTON PASSED
AWAY AT HER HOME AT
GLENN ECHO, MD.
IVAS KNOWN THE WORLD OVER
She Organized the Red Cross Society
About Thirty Years Ago and Gave ,
the Remainder of Her Life to the 1
Sick Room.
Washington. ? Miss Clara Barton,
founder of the American Red Cross,
md probably the most widely-known
American woman of the day, died at
ler hom^, "Red Cross,' in Glen Echo,
Md. She was 90 years old.
Miss Barton suffered an attack of
pneumonia in -February, 1911, had a
relapse and the disease became chron
ic. She went last summer, as usual,
:o her old home in Oxford, Mass., and
eturned to Glen Echo in feebler health
Ml88 CLARA BARTON,
Founder and First President of the
Amerioan National Red Crosa
8oclety.
last autumn.. Muscular weakness of
:he heart developed and for weeks the
:ondition of the venerable nurBe had
Seen such as to cause grave concern
imong her friends. Her bright mind
was undimmed, almost to the last, and
!ier ready wit and quick repartee made
ber sick room a place of cheer to her
ittendants. With her, when the end
same, were her nephew, Stephen Bar
ton of BoBton, and ur. J. a. nuoDeu.
The great regret of Miss Barton's
last months was that her enfeebled
:ondition made it necessary for her to
tuspend work upon her autobiography.
Doomed Man Committed Suicide.
Culombus, Ga. ? James Jefferson,
who was to have been hanged, commit
ted suicide in his cell. He took poison
md died in spite of the efforts of sev
eral doctors. Where he got the drugs
Is not known. He killed Policeman
Marion Marchant several months ago.
A.fter several appeals to Governor
Brown to save him, the death watch
fvaa set over the condemned man.
There 'was still a bare possibility that
the governor would take some action
it the eleventh hour, although the
executive had repeatedly refused to in
terfere with the mandate of the
lourts.
Military Funeral For General Grant
New York.?Gen. Frederick Dent
3rant will be given a full military
Funeral in'this city and will be buried
it West Point, where military services
ilso will be held. This was announc
ed after Brig. Gen. Tasker H. Bliss,
now in command of the Department of
;he East, and Lieut. Miraon Howze, the
lead general's military aide, had held
i consultation at the Hotel Bucking
ham. '
The Richeson Trial Was Costly.
Boston.?It cost Suffolk county $7,
930 to investigate and prosecute Clar
ence V. T. Richeson, the self-confessed
Blayer of Miss Avis Linnell, according
to bills made public by the office of
Slerk Manning of the superior court.
Large Ocean Liner To Be Built.
New York.?The cable announce
ment from Bremen that the North Ger
man Lloyd has given orders for the
building of a new liner, larger than
any in its service is explained at the
Bteamship offices to mean that the
liner 54,000 tons, 8,000 tons bigger
than the Olympic and Titanic, is to
be launched, to put Germany again
In the first place. Moreover, It is said
that the new liner will be the first of
a fleet of similar boats designed to
take the place of the Kaiser Wilhelm
tfer Grosse type.
The Trial of the Outlaws.
Bristol, Va.?Although a petition for
change of venue was filed by members
of the Allen gang, now in jail for
shooting up the court house at Hills
ville, they have all decided that they
wish to be tried at Hillsville, according
to Judge N. P. Oglesby, former judge
of the circuit court of Carroll county.
Judge Oglesby says he has advised
them to be tried in their home county.
Judge7 Staples has not as yet acted on
the petition for change of venue. Judge
Oglesby estimates that the trial will
'ast thirty days.
Many Building Were Burned.
East Hartford, Conn.?Fifteen build
ings were wiped out, 75 families madt
?a v. oo nnr
homeless ana property worm
destroyed here by a lire which started
in the Cairns wood working company'?
mill and spread rapidly in all direc
tions. The flames were discovered
shortly after midnight. The local de
partment was unable to cope with (
the blaze and help was summoned
from Hartford almost as soon as the
first alarm was sounded. An explosior
of some kind started the fire.
iRESPASSERS ON RAILROADS
tfany Lives Lost Every Year From
This Cause?Reasons Why Tress
passing Should be Stopped.
Washington, D. C.?Statistics com
)iled by the Interstate Commerce Cora
nission are directing popular atten
;ion strongly to the large number of
>eople who are annually killed and in
lured while trespassing on the proper
y of the railways of the United States
Refering to this subject in an address
Jelivered before the Railroad Club of
Richmond, Va., President Pinley, of
;he Southern Railway Company, said:
"While speaking on the subject of
preventable accidents, let me call at
;ention to the great loss of life on
American railways by trespassers on
ailway property. I will make no men
ion of the thousands of cases of per
ional injuries sustained annually Dy
persons trespassing on railway proper
ly, in connection with which the rail
ways are called upon to pay out an
nually large Bums, or of the great dam
ige done to railway property caused
iy acts of trespass^, I will simply
refer to the ioss of life.
"The statistics of the interstate
Commerce Commission show that no
less than 51,083 people were killed
while trespassing on the property of
the railways of this country during the
ten years, 1902-1911, and that out of
Lhe total number of people, 10,396, kill
ed for the year ended June 30, 1911,
5,284, or more than 50 per cent, were
trespassers. The railways, at an ex
pense of millions of dollars for the in
stallation of block signals, have car
ried the prevention of collisions so far
that the total number of passengers
and employees killed in such acci
dents annual is about 400. While we
should aim, through greater efficiency
of operation, to eliminate these ac<^
dents entirely, is it not worth while
for the governments to take some
action to stop the evil of trespassing
which costs an average of over 5,000
lives annually.
*'If for no other reason than for the
protection of those who participate in
it, trespassing should be abolished Id
buiue wuy. i weuuvu miss 111 iuc uuyei
that not only those interested in the
welfare and prosperity of our rail
ways, but in the welfare of the nation,
will do everything that is within their
power to aid in bringing about the
enactment of such reasonable and
helpful legislation as will result in a
great saving of life, and, at the same
time, relieve the railways of the coun
try of considerable trouble and ex
pense."
Recreation of Authors.
Emerson Hough, author of The Mis
sissippi Bubble, 54-40 or Fight, Th?
Purchase Price, etc., spends several
weeks each year hunting and fishing.
Frederic Isbam is a confirmed globe
trotter. The Social Bucaneer and
other novels from his pen have been
written as he traveled.
James Whiteomb Riley is a lover ol
nature.' Now he spends much of his
time in a big motor car.
Wells Hastings, who wrote The Man
In the Brown Derby, is an art critic.
Much of his leisure time'is passed Id
the galleries.
Harold MacGrath is fond of travel
and visiting with friends. He sayt
The Carpet From Bagdad gave him a
fine excuse to go to the Orient.
Kate Trible Sharber, who can claim
At the Age of Eve as ber very own, if
a great reader of serious things.
William Johnston wrote The Yellow
Letter for recreation. During wort
hours he is a practical newspaper
man.
Lloyd Osborne is an enthusiastic
member of the Lambs' Club. A Person
?' Tmn/\ti^AnAA was
U1 OUiiiO nao yai u/ niit
ten in the club-house writing room.
Miss I. A. R. Wylie studies interna
tional questions. The Germans admi
rably sets forth her ideas on this sub
ject.
Howard Chandler Christy, the artist
Is fond of out-of-door life, plays tennif
and takes an active Interest in th?
work about his farm.
Henry Russell Miller cultivates g
back-yard garden. The Man Highei
Up was written for recreation, bul
His Rise to Power was a seri6us effort
Harris Dickson, who has made Olc
Reliable famous, visits New York Citj
and his college at Washington, once ?
year.
Mrs. May Futrelle, author of Secre
tary of Frivolous Affairs, cultivate!
rare flowers.
Leaders Stand by Economy Idea.
Washington.?Democratic leaders oi
the house have determined to dtanc
by their plans for economy In the ap
ppropriation supply bills and hav?
served notice that the first clash wil!
soon come in conference on the arms
appropriation bill. The senate com
mittee on military affairs added to th<
house bill $7,537,453. The house Demo
crats declare that if anything will de
lay an adjournment Af Congress ir
time for the national conventions ii
will be a refusal of the Benate con
ferees to yield on the supply bills.
A Rich Young Grand Duchess.
London.?The new Grand Duchesi
Marie of Luxemburg will be very rich
for she succeeds to nearly all the im
menBe fortune of her father, the late
grand duke, who was very wealth?
and spent large sums on the duchy
He used to pay the diplomatic repre
sentatives whom he maintained at
Berlin, Paris, Vienna, Brussels and
The Hague. In London Luxemburg it
represented by the Netherlands min
ister. The grand duchess has been
very carefully brought up. She hag
learned many languages.
The King's Gardener.
London. ? The head gardener at
Windsor Castle finds himself very
ousy at this time of the year. He re
ceives almost daily visits from the rep
resentatives of some of the leading
firms of horticulturists both at home
and from abroad. The "travelers" in
bulbs, roots and shrubs come with il
lustrated catalogues and price lists
of the various plants and shrubs that
may be required for "forcing" pur
poses. The plants that are ordered
now will be delivered at Windsor In
November.
EXAMINER IS NAMED
MR. H. W. FRASER OF GEROGE
TOWN HAS BEEN APPOINTED
BY GOVERNOR.
AN INTERESTING SITUATION
II- D I Whn Was DinmiRSKd
IT I ( Ui %Jm iiiiauiw; ff iiv ??
a Few Days Ago Has Refused to
Give Up the Office?May Carry Case
to Court
Columbia.?Hugh Wilson Fraser of
Georgetown was appointed state bank
examiner by tbe governor to take the
place of B. J. Rhame, who was recent
ly dismissed. Mr. Fraser is cashier
' t
of the People's bank of Georgetown
and accepted the appointment. Thfc
bond required is $15,000.
The following letter was sent to
the secretary of state from the gov
ernor's office: "The governor has this
day appointed Hugh Wilson Fraser
bank examiner to fill the unexpired
term of B. J. Rhame, removed from
office. Mr. Fraser's address is George
town."
The appointment of Mr. Fraser
brings about an interesting situation,
as Mr. Rhame, when the order of re
moval was issued, 6tated that he
would not give up the office except
upon the order of the court. It is un
derstood that Mr. Rhame has employ
ed W F. Stevenson of Cheraw to de
fend his case. The matter will very
probably be heard by the supreme
court at the April term. Mr. Fraser
did not make formal demand upon
Mr. Rhame for the books and papers
of the state bank examiner's office.
Mr. Rhame waB appointed on De
cebmer 21, 1910 by Gov. Ansel to fill
out the unexpired term of Giles L. Wil
son, who resigned to accept a posi
tion as national bank examiner.'1 Mr.
Wilson was appointed state bank ex
aminer for a term of four year, and
his term would have expired in 1914.
Making Plans For Electric Chair.
Columbia.?The board of directors
of the state' penitentiary held a meet
ing Bfivfirai dava aeo when the pur
chase of an electric chair and other
apparatus for the electrocution of pris
oners was discussed. The house in
which the executions will take place
will be built under the direction of
A. W. Todd, an architect of Charleston
and convict labor will be used as far
as practicable. The building will be
located on the south side of the main
entrance to the penitentiary and im
mediately In the rear of the north side
of the office building and guard rooms.
The board decided to have two elec
tric current available for use.
. People Want Dispensary Moved.
TimmonBvllle?A hearing was grant
on the question of removing the dis
pensary from Tlmmonsvllle by the
lounty board of control. A petition
alamo/4 Kn 19ft noranno fill irntora of
DIQUCU MJ A?V vwm?| ? > > ..
the precinct, was presented for the
removal. Among those petitioning the
closing of the dispensary are Lt." Gov.
Chaa. A. Smith, John McSween and
nearly all store keepers and mer
chants of the town. Another petition
was circulated but not presented, the
advocates of the dispensary asking
further time.
Brakeman Died From Injuries.
Columbia?Joe Yates, a negro brake
man on the Seaboard railway, died at
a local infirmary from Injuries re
ceived near Cassetts. He fell from
a box car, it is alleged, breaking both
legs. Ca?Betts is between Camden
and Cheraw, ner McBee. He was hur
ried to Columbia, where he was taken
*r\ a 1 infirmarv fnr Attention. Hf>
was from North Carolina and was
about 28 years of age.
State Treasurer Calls On Banks.
Columbia.?Ira H. Jennings, the
state treasurer, issued a call upon 87
banks in the Btate for the $250,000 on
deposit to meet the pension claims
next week. The pension board will
make report in the near future on
the claims. The annual appropriation
for pensions is $250,000.
South Carolina New Enterprises.
Columbia.?The secretary of state
has issued commission to the Levkoff
Zemp Mercantile Company of Harts
ville with a capital stock of $10,000.
The petitioners are La2arus Levkoff,
George Levkoff and Frank M. Zemp
all of Camden. A general mercantile
business will be conducted. A charter
has been issued to the Tri-county Sup
ply Company of Shelton with a capital
stock of $5,000. The officers are N. F.
Shiver, president; V. P. Clayton, vice
president and treasurer, and C. B.
Guess, secretary.
txecuuve meeting ot inierurodn.
Spartanburg.?The executive com
mittee of the Greenville, Spartanburg
& Anderson railroad, the interurban.
had a meeting here to consider the
matter of local terminals. No an
nouncement was made though it was
understood that the location of the
terminals was practically determined
Among those present were: Lewis W.
Parker and Ellison A. Smyth of Green
ville, W. S. Lee of Charlotte, Z. V. Tay
lor of Charlotte. The local directors
Aug. W. Smith, A. B. Calvert and
John A. Law, attended the meeting.
Would Not Consider The Expense.
Spartanburg.?Gov. Cole L. Blease,
while in Spartanburg several days ago,
said if he should be satisfied of the
probable guilt of F. O. Beach, the
New York millionaire, charged by the
Aiken authorities with assault upon
his wife in that town several weeks
ago, he would take up at once with
the secretary of state the matter of
having him arrested and extradited
from London. The matter of exponsf
in bringing Beach back will not bf
sonsidered, said the governor.
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A WONDERFUL HEALING INFLUENCE
IN KIDNEY TROUBLES.
A year and a half ago I was taken
with a severe attack of kidney trouble
that pained me to such an extent that
morphine had to be given me. Was at
tended by a doctor who pronounced It
as stone In the bladder and prescribed
Lithia Water. I took Lithia Water
and tablets for some time and received
no relief from them. I stopped taking
medicines for some time and having
some of Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root In
the house, I decided to try It and felt
much relieved; while taking the sec
ond bottle commenced to pass gravel,
In all at least a half dozen or more
and have not Buffered tne sngnieBt
since and in all have taken one bottle
and a half and feel very grateful to
Swamp-Root. Youra very truly,
H. W. 8PINK3,
Camp Hill, Ala.
Personally appeared before me this
16tb of August, 1909, H. W. Spinks,
who subscribed the above statemept
and mads oath that same Is true In
substance and In fact
A. B. LEE,
Not*ry Public.
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Prove What Swanp-Root Will Do For Yoo
Send to Dr. Kilmer & Co., Bingham
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convince anyone. You will also re
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tion, telling all about the kidneys and
bladder. When writing, be sure and
mention this paper. Regular fifty-cent
and one-dollar size bottles for sale at
all drug stores.
PROOF.
Tom?Do you think your father dis
likes me?
Teas?Well, he gave the dog's chain
and muzzle away yesterday.
His Number.
He gazed tenderly into her eyes as
she spoke.
"Life," she murmured dreamily, "1b
after all, nothing but a romance in
which we are characters, moving hith
er and yon as the supreme author of
our being directs."
"And in the novel of your life,"
said he, tenderly, "where do I come
In?" , .
"You?" she answered with a smile.
"Oh, you are?let me see?one, two,
three?you are Chap Seventeen."?
Harper's Weekly.
Filipinos Dislike Autos.
The reckless and insolent automo
billst is hated the world over. In the
Philippines, where most of the auto
mobillsts are foreigners, and where
the natives have been used to loiter
comfortably In the roads after the
fashion of easy going southern coun
tries, the automobiles have long been
a grievance, and, failing to secure ef
fective regulation, the Filipinos have
adopted the practice of rolling big
boulders into the roadway as a bint
not to turn corners at a breakneck
speed.
Saving His Money.
i
Owens?Say, lend me a fiver, old
man.
Boweus?If you'd save your own
money you wouldn't have to borrow
from your friends.
Owens?But it's because I want to
save my own money that I borrow
from my friends. 1
Defined.
Freddie?Say, dad, what's morbid
curiosity?
Cobwigger?That's what the fellow
has 'who butts In ahead of you and
Keeps you from seeing anything.
Why Shoui
I
Because, Willie, the chi
it has some food with lime
So chicken-raisers ofter
other form of lime.
Let the chicken wande
Shut it up and feed s
Let's step from chicken
Why is a child "back
tration or brain-fag ? There
If the food is deficient
tres and brain cannot be r<
activities of yesterday.
Phosphate of Potash
albumin and water to make
Grape-Nuts food is 1:
A chicken can't always
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Two Smile*.
Ezra Pound, the poet, was talkie
at the Authors' club. In New Yor.
about Shelley's cremation.
"Cremation, although beautiful," I
said, "lends itself to ribald jest In
way that sepulture doesn't.
"Who can forbear a smile at tt
thought of that devoted young m
tron, who, her front steps being co
?nu ?a
erea wnu biwi, ayiiuiueu uci w
husband's ashes over them in ord<
that her second husband might d
scend In safety?"
Smiling himself, Mr. Pound r
sumed:
"And who could forbear anothi
smile at the thought of the youi
widow on the blustery March morale
who entered her drawing room to fir
that the wind had overturned the vat
which contained her husband's r
mains?
" 'Pshaw,' she said, ^now isn't it jui
like George to throv^ his ashes a
over my new Klrmanshah rug!'"
Method With Disadvantage*.
"Will you make any rear platfori
speeches next summer?"
"I don't know," replied the cand
date. "It's kind of embarrassing 1
have an engineer blow tha whistl
ring the bell and pull out just as yc
get to the grand climax on which yc
relied for applause."
Midnight Scare.
KnicKer?JL>ia your wjie near a uu
glar in the cellar?
Bocker?No, she heard a burgla
ette in the cellarette.
d a Chicker
-ay a Soft-S
cken don't know how to crea
in it
\ provide limestone gravel, br<
r free and it finds its own fc
tuff lacking lime and the eggs
is to human beings.
ward" and why does a man
: may be a variety of reasons
in Phosphate of Potash the g
ebuilt each day to make good
is the most important elemen
gray matter.
imw in Phosnhate of Potash
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select its own food, but a th
wife and himself.
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Something the Matter, Anyhow.
Little Harold lives In Broad Ripple.
His mother got him ready for bed
one cold night. and to be sare he
would.be warm enough during tb?
night she took extra precautions, re
lates the Indianapolis News. Alter
she had put on his little fuzzy paja
mas sbe tucked him careftflly In be
tween the wool hlankets. Then/ to
make doubly sure, she got a hot water
bottle for him?and the youngster
was apparently as snug as conid be,
with only his little nose sticking out '
from beneath the covers. VK'
When his mother had finlBhed the !'
tucking-ln job sbe
light. Soon the entire
bed. But Harold la like most young*
sters. He Joves his mother, and
wishes lots of attention. So In hit
child mind he figured out a way to get
her. to his bed.
"Mamma," be walled, *Tm cold."* !,
"Nonsense, son!" replied his motn* '<
er, and she never made a move to ga
to his rescue. . >.
The little boy tried the opposite.
"Well, I'm too hot, then!" he yelled.
her had finlBhed the
ie turned down the ^
entire family was In
Is like most young
Supply Cleaned Up. 1
"Goln* fishin' next summer?" asked
the man who tells tall stories.
"No," replied Mr. Growcher. "If
you caught all the fish you said you
caught last summer, there won't be J .
any use of going fishing next summer." ?3
She Knew.
Miss Gusher?Oh, please tell me!
Do you think poets have to be born?
The Poet's Wife?Yes, borne with.
m
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helled Egg?
te a hard-shelled egg unless
>ken oyster shells or some
v;
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>od and behaves sensibly,
are soft-shelled.
or woman have nervous prc*
but one thing is certain.
ray matter in the nerve cea
the cells broken down by the
t Nature demands to unite
in a digestible form.
oughtful man can select suit- ,
for j
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'reek, Michigan