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WANTED SATAN SENT NORTH Good Example of Scottish Humor in ; Remark Made by Railroad Porter. Scottish huruor .is dry rather than j boisterous, and I always think there J Is exquisite drollery in the story of j the Stonehaven railway porter and the j Salvation Army "captain." To catc^. the hang of a little yarn readers must remember that Stonehaven lies to the south of Aberdeen. The London train had drawn up at Stonehaven on account of a slight mishap a mile or two ahead, and Andra, the old porter, b2(S got into conversation with a Salvation j Army officer who had popped his bead ! out of the compartment to ask the j reason for the delay. "Aye, aye," mused Andra, after giving the desired information, "ye'll be j for Aiberdecn. I'm thinkin'?" "Yes, my man," was the reply; "I'm bound for Aberdeen?a very wicked plate, I'm told!" "What micht ye be goin' to rtao there, sir, if it's as bad as a' that?" asked Andra, rather amused at the visitor's words. "Ah," was the pious answer, "I'm going to drive the devil out of Aberdeen." Like lightning came from the old porter the pawky retort: ? "See an' drive him north, chiel; . haud him well to the north!"?Exchange. WANTED 'EM BACK. I ? ^ .* S"s<axu^<r ? The Barber?Some hair restorer, sir? Man in Chair?Yes, if it'll restore the hairs you've just rubbed off. PUTS STOMACHS IN ORDER. No Indigestion, Gas, Sourness or Dyspepsia Five Minutes After Taking a Little Diapepsin. There should not be a case of indigestion, dyspepsia or gastritis here if read ers who are subject to Stomach trouble knew the tremendous anti-ferment and digestive virtue contained in Diapepsin. This harmless preparation will digest a heavy meal without thft slightest fuss or discomfort, and relieve the sourest, acid stomach In five minutes, besides overcoming all foul, nauseous odors from the breath. If your stomach is sour and full of gas, or your food doesn't digest, and your meal don't seem to fit, why not get a 50-cent case of Pape's Diapepsin from any druggist here in town, and make life worth living. Absolute relief irom Stomach misery and perfect digestion of anything you eat is sure to follow five minutes after, and besides, one fifty-cent case is sufficient to cure a whole family of such trouble. Surely, a harmless, inexpensive preparation like Pape's Diapepsin, which will always either at daytime or during night, relieve your sick, ' sour, gassy, upset stomach and digest your meals, is about as handy and valuable a thing as you could have in the house. One of the Producers. "You should endeavor to do something for the comfort of your fellowmen," said the philanthropist, "with\ out thought of reward." . "I do. I buy umbrellas instead of borrowing them." A Very Good Guess. Foote Lighte?I understand there were several dozen bad eggs In the possession of persons in the audience last night and not one was thrown. Miss Sue Brette?Because the author of the piece refu?ed to show himself. I guess. > DRINK WATER TO CURE j J KIDNEYS AND RHEUMATISM J ^ The People Do Not Drink Enough j I Water to Keep Healthy, ; !Says Well-Known < Authority. } "The numerous cases of kidney and bladder diseases and rheumatism are mainly due to the fact that the drinking of water, nature's greatest medicine, has been neglected. Stop loading your system with med icines and cure-aus; dui gei on uie water wa^on. If you are really sick, why, of course, take the proper medicines?plain, common vegetable treatment, which will not shatter the nerves or ruin the stomach." To cure Rheumatism you must make the kidneys do their work; they are the filters of the blood. They must be made to strain out of the blood the waste matter and acids that cause rheumatism; the urine must be neutralized so It will no longer be a source of irritation to the bladder, and, most of all, you must keep these acids from forming in the stomach. This Is the cause of stomach trouble and poor digestion. For these conditions you can do no better than take the following prescription: Fluid Extract Dandelion, one-half ounce; Compound " ? ? pAmnAiin/? gmm jargon, uut? uunuc, ^vm^uuuu ?-?,?? Sarsaparllla, three ounces. Mix by shaking well in bottle and take in teaspoonful doses after each meal and at bedtime, but don't forget the water. Drink plenty and often. This valuable information and simple prescription should be posted up In each household and used at the first sign of an attack of rheumatism backache or urinary trouble, no matter how slight. /fj The Girl Was Un< J^(MM JmWl ?5rHQ)DTJD0 GOOJBTO Authob of tfa7D0E El cofcre/ff/tr wo oy no I SYNOPSIS. Archibald Terhune, a popular young bachelor of London, is suddenly aroused from the aimless and Indolent life he leads, by the startling news from the law firm of Barnes, "Wlloughby & Son, that he is the heir to a sheep farm In Australia bringing In an Income of $20,000 a year. The bequest comes from an aunt, Mrs. Georgiana James of Essex.' She makes him her heir on condition that he marry within ten days or forfeit the legacy to a third cousin living in America. The story opens at Castle WyckoiT, where Lord Vincent and his wife, staunch friends of Terhune, are discussing plans to find Terhune a wife within the allotted time. It seems that Lady Vincent is one of seven persons named Agatha, all whom have been close girlhood chums. She decides to invite two of them to a party at the castle and have Archie there as one of | the guests. CHAPTER II.?Continued. "Why, that would spoil the whole thing," she said. "Agatha Sixth would suspect a plot at once, and as inevitably balk. Match-making, to be successful, must be conducted absolutely without appearing to be conducted." "Then we can telegraph Terhime to come up at once?" I said, ga/.ing at j her admiringly. She Is so wisp for | one so young. "Yes. and the two -Agathas as well. ! Luckily for the success of our plans ! they are already in England. They i came over to visit Agatha Chiltern in the next county a month ago and have been staying there ever since. That's what made me thiuk of the plan, really." "Huzza!" I cried. "The gods favor us! You must telegraph Agatha Chiltern this moment. She's such a bricK, I know she'll let us have her guests without a murmur even at such short notice!" "0, yes," said Dearest, "they were coming to visit me next week, anyway." Mrs. Chiltern, by the way, had been one of the Agathas who were my wne S compauiuus wueu sue uau uccu i playing the part of Miss Marsh, the secretary, not very long ago. Agatha Fourth she was, in fact, to give her the numerical title which "Perhune and I had used to distinguish the Agathas at that time. She had recently married one Cecil Chiltern, a former guest of Castle Wyckboff before the advent of Arch and myself, and as his estate was only 30 miles or so from Castle YVyckhoff, we found ourselves neighbors, as it were. It was for this reason, because of Mrs. Chiltern's invitation to visit her, that the two Agathas we wanted to assist us in our scheme for enabling Terhune to Inherit his aunt's property chanced to be so close at hand. We had hardly reached this satisfactory conclusion in regard to our plans, when a station cab turned in at the avenue and whirling up under the beeches that lined the road, presently deposited a passenger under the portico of the carriage entrance to the castle. "Hullo!" I cried, "a visitor!" Then In another instant, "By Jove! If it Isn't old Terhune himself!" as a mid1 dling sized, very well dressed man, after a moment of hesitation, sighted us under the trees and hurried over the lawn toward us. "Look at the old boy. Dearest!" I 6ald as Arch came up out of breath. "Look at him, will you? R!ght off the Row, as usual! Frock coat, pearl grays, top hat, all complete. Ah, Archibald! Will you never cease to frivol?" Since my marriage I may say. Arch and I have rather changed places. It used to bo he who was always rebuking me; now it's just the other way. So much for the dignities of life as a Benedict! "My dear fellow," smiled my friend, '"what would you have me wear? Knickerbockers and an old shooting coat?" eyeing my own careless attire rather pointedly. "Ah, Lady Vincent!" turning to my wife, "dear Mrs. Wil\ ? ?=r ??? igjl Jlj I j Hi llwiW z If LJf-\ ^ v jTiflp pPJ'' rred! So glad?so very giaa, to see you!" Dearest gave him both her pretty hands. "You old dear!" she cried. "How nice of you to come!" "And now sit down and tell us all about it!" said my wife. "Wilfred has given me his version, of course, but I want it from headquarters. It's the most exciting thing in the world! Hownice of your Aunt Georgy to givq us all such an interesting problem to solve!" x Terhune sat down In my wicker chair and I seated myself on the grass by Dearest. "Yes. Indeed! I feel quite grateful to her for providing us with such a genuine bit of romance," she continued. "It's as good as a dime novel, and Wilfred and I would be too pleased for anything to assist in its denouement." "It does seem extraordinary," acquiesced Terhune, "that such a thing, an event so out of tbe common, shoula hannen to me. Who would ever have thought of Aur.t Georgy carrying on like that! Why. she's promised me the property all her life, and to go anil dccree suddenly, out of a clear 6ky. that I must marry in ten days or forfeit it. just because I'm forty years old! Why, it's the most absurd thing I ever heard in my life!" And he mopped his brow fussily as he spoke. Dearest smiled at him sympathetically. "Finding a wife in as short a time as that does sound like a pretty difficult proposition." she murmured. "Beastly difficult!" exploded Arch. "And that's what I came up from London to see you for. I thought if any one could suggest an expeditious way,it would be my friends the Vincents! You know you did things in rather a hurry yourselves." Making reference of course to my rapid courtship of my wife during the exciting and somewhat unusual events pertaining to a six weeks' visit made by Terhune and myself at Castle WyckhofT the year before. "And your confidence is not at all misplaced, ray boy," said I. "as you will find!" And fell to telling him of our house nartv oian all in a breath and as fast as I could talk. Terliune was first amazed, then doubtful, and then, ns the full beauty of it struck him. he rose in his enthusiasm and seized a hand of each of us. **' "Agatha Sixth!" he cried; "who else? It shall be she ard no other! What friends you two are to give me the chance!" CHAPTER III. And if you'll believe me, the evening of the next day saw our two other prospective guests, the Misses Agatha First and Sixth, actually under our roof. We had sent a motor over to Chiltern house that mornirg after a telephone confabulation between my wife and the mistress of that establishment, and by dinner !! -< our rather peculiarly interestir- party was gathered round t?.. . complete. We were very gay?my wife and myself as head conspirators in o matrimonial plot ? especially so, though the two girls were almost as merry. Agatha First had much to tell of her visit at Chiltern house and Agatha Sixth of my wife's friends in America, so that the dinner hour passed rapidly. Agatha First had been with Mrs. Chiltern the longer, It seemed, Agatha Sixth having had friends in London to visit, had only been with her a week. The two girls were not intimate friends, Dearest told me afterward. They had not been as much bo with each other as they had been with others of the six Agathas who had first visited her at Castle WyckhofT. I lay stress upon this fact because It accounts for a number of things to occur later. Of all the party, Arch was the only one who seemed at all quiot, and I guessed - - 'if-Sy &HEBSHBKfon@E&8 :ommonly Attractive. msum mrODKf RsOAS?B ? Y I AH A(BATTDQA t ; CA'A/rfA/r ctvr/t/wr//r cmrMM/t that he wan somewhat sobered by th? swiftness with which the plot ha<! begun to thicken about him. After dinner we had a little music and I had a bit of laugh all to mysell as I watched the feverish attentions which Arch was paying Agatha Sixth, who was at tbe piano. The girl was uncommonly attractive and that's a fact, in a sort of hand-painted, minia ture kind of way. She were a mosl becoming gown of cream color, and her fine profile showed to advantage against the Wack of Tcrhune's coat as l;e stood beside her. Nevertheless I couldn't help letting my eyes wander to my wife who sat across the room from me, delicate as a flower, supple as a young tree and wholly sweet. Her hair, which curled to distraction about l:or long white neck, made a gorgeous halo about hex head. It was a pleasant moment, that after dinner interlude, as I looked around me at my wife and my guests, the fine old room with its golden-toned piano and the soft glow of man? lamps. But as I looked nnd sighed with content, I suddenly missed the fifth member of our party?Agatha First .She was not in the room. In a case of odd numbers it is easy nol to notice the absence of the odd one Poor Agatha First .was undoubtedly that unlucky individual, having nc man to pair off with, though Dearest and I had tried our best not to let he: feel this deficiency. However, gene she wjas from our midst, that was certain enough, and I was just about to wonder aloud as to h?r disappearance when the door from the ball opened and in she walked. "Don't let's stay indoors," she entreated in her breezy Amer/can voice "it's so lovely outside! The moon's just coming up!" And she strode vigorously across the room toward the glass doors that opened upon the lawn. As she paused at the threshold with a little commanding gesture toward the terrace I couldn't help thinking that my wife's friends were both of them uncommonly handsome girls. She was so superbly healthy, with such a color in her cheeks, such a snap to her eyes. I caught Terhune* glancing irresolutely from the girl at the piano to the girl at the door. "Let me open it for you," he offered at last, going to her and throwing wide the long windows. And the rest of us, Agatha Sixth after him and Dearest and myself last, followed them out, my wife and I exchanging looks of more or less significance as we did so. As well as I could read it. her look expressed a slight apprehension. Mine I meant to indicate amusement. Terhune is such a conceited old chap, a wink or a nod from one of the other sex is enough to upset him, and he changes his allegiance as easily as be changes his coat. It would be Just like him, after all our pains. But, as I said later when we had gone upstairs, prophesying about Terhune in connection witb the fair sex, is about as much worth while as guessing which way the wind will blow. It was on an afternoon a day pr so latbv^when Dearest and I were discussing Terhune's chances of winning Agatfca Sixth before the expiration of the ton important days stipulated upon by bis Aunt Georgy, that 1 learned an aspect of the case whicb seemed to me to simplify matters ever while it made them more interesting. "I can't think he would be foolish enough not to stick to one or the Oth er," said my wire. "srreiy ne sees that it's impossible to waste any time flirting when he has only ton dayseight days now?in which to, win a wife." We were upstairs and she bftd come into my room to chat before we dressed for dinner, and bad. incident ally, wrapped herself in ray blue striped loung'r.g robe in lieu of an evening frock, a costume that 1 thought quite as becoming as more conventional attire. The turmioise blue of the stripes set o?* h?r sparkling hair to the queen's ta.^te, and the rough folds- of the bocd about her throat made her head and face smaller and more delicate by comparison. "A week to win a wife!" I laughed. "Sounds like the title of a pennydreadful! And, by Jove! This afTair of Terhune's is getting to have as much of a thrill about it! It's the ?hortness of the time, with wbat fie has at stake, that makes it exciting! Fancy picking a wife in ten days' time!" "Yes, but of course hp has the ad? * ? ?" ** V. ? n V. A l-TIATOO VcJIllcJ&t; ui ua v :u& n uv i\jiuno as well as he clof'S Agatha Sixth, to pay court to! , It makcJs a lot of difference. you know, where the girl in the case barrens to care for the man in the case!" I had been strolling about the room as we talked, hunting up a favorite waistcoat I wanted to wear that night, but at this Iart remark of my wife's I halted in my stride. "What did you say, Dearest?" I asked in astonishment. For it was news to me that Agatha Sixth actually cared for Arch. I had only dared hepe she would eventually. "I said that she?Agatha Sixth? cared for Terhune." repeated Dearest, obligingly. "You don't say so!" 1 exclaimed, with a long whistle of astonishment. "Of course!" she answered calmly. "Stupid boy not to have seen it all along!" "Well, I didn't!" I admitted, "and I don't see how you did either!" "It was as plain as your classic Vincent nose is beautiful," replied my wife, "ana Desiaes, n u wtum i, i would have known, for she told me herself." "Well, then!" I cried, "doesn't that fix things? What's all this uncertainty about? I should say that Terhune was certain of his aunt's property. Why haven't you told him this long ago, and put the poor old fellow out of his suspense?" (TO BE CONTINUED.) Spoiled the Evening for Her. 'T suppose you had a perfectly lovely time at the dinner party last night?" "No. Through some mistake they seated me next to my husband." He's Lit Up, Too. "Doesn't the town look pretty lit up?" "Yes, but you ought to see my husband." pIpBSHiN IS5||4binet / m TAUT temper never mellows Jhm, with age. and a sharp tongu* . Is the only tool that grows keener with constant use. ?Irving. Ways of Using Stale Cake. When the cake is in a loaf it is easy matter to steam it and make a good pudding sauce of eggs and sugai with a little milk and flavoring or a cooked sauce of half a cup of sugar two tablesnoonfuls of flour and the same of butter, half a cup of boiling water and two tablespoonfuls of vine gar. Cook until smooth and flavoi with grated nutmeg. All bits of cake may be woricea ovei Into the steamed brown bread, so thai nothing need be wasted. Sweet Fritters. Take one and a half cupfuls of stale cake crumbs. Beat together one egg one tablespoonful of sugar, one cup ol flour sifted with a teaspoonful ol baking powder; add enough milk ti make a thin batter and stir in the crumbs. Bake on a hot griddle as pan cakes and serve with sirup. Another nice dessert with cake may be prepared by laying .slices ol cake in a serving dish, pour ovei fruit juice of any desired flavor and fill the dish with a custard. Serve cold. Economical Pudding. Beat three eggs, add a cup of sugai and three cups of milk and flavoring Add two cups of cake crumbs and bake in a. slow oven one hour. A little breakfast cereal left over or a little cooked rice may be added to thi? pudding, and a fewp raisins, thougt these are not necessary. A Few Hints. When buying a box of laundry soap which is a good ivay to do, take it from the box and pile it in a dry placc where the air can circulate througt it. Dry soap spends much better thar green. Turn the scrub brush bristles dowr when drying and the moisture wil! drain out rather than soak into the wood. Velvet ribbons may be freshened bj steaming over a wet cloth placed ovei a hot iron. Hera the dishcloths to save the linl which ragged edges make, and suet cloths will be respected and bettei used. A nice umbrella should be carefullj dried before putting away, and nevei left rolled in its case for any length of time, as it is apt to crack in thf folds. ^ :iny wiiuit^vs^h That all the glory of the universe May beautify it. Not the narrow pant Of one poor creed can catch the radi ant rays That shine from countless sources. Teai away The blinds of superstition. Let the lighl Pour through fair windows, broad as truth itself. And high as heaven. : . . Tune youi ear To all the wordless music of the stars. And to the voice of nature; and youi heart Shall turn to truth and goodness as tth< plant Turns to the sun. A thousand unseer hands ' Reach down to help you to their peace. crowned heights: And all the forces of the firmament Shall fortify your strength. He no' afraid To thrust aside half truths and srrasp th< whole. The Chafing Dish. To the woman with many servants the chafing dish is a pleasant amuse ment, to the woman who has non< it is a nleasant and practical changf from the every day serving of things Sunday night suppers are a delight prepared from the chafing dish. To make a success of the meal al the preparations should be carefullj made before hand. The butter meas ured in a tablespoon and made iptc balls is then ready to use without measuring. The stock or milk may b( measured and put into little pitchers Have the salt, pepper and flour all ir a group easy to find. If meat or fish is to be used let it be diced as it is tc be served. See that the lamp is filled and th< utensils at hand before inviting oul the guests. There are any number ol dishes easy to serve from a chafing dish such as creamed eggs, poached scrambled and omelets. Creamec sweetbreads, creamed mushrooms oysters in a variety of ways, smal! birds, fish and chicken. Good alcohol is expensive, but il does not burn away as fast as the wood alcohol and does not leave the burner covered with the sticky depos it that the wood alcohol does. A nice way i3 to serve a cocktail of fruit or a salad while the guests are waiting as you prepare the mam dishes. Give each one something tc do to help make the time an enjoyable one. Many like to prepare the dishes in the kitchen and simply keep them hot in the chafing dish while serving, but this takes away the pleasure of seeing the dishes made before the eyes, which is enjoyed by everybody. 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