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Pinkham's Vegetable Compound is ft remarkable remedy for those distressing feminine ills from which so many women suffer. If you want special advice about four case write to Mrs. Pink h am, at Lynn- Mass. Her advice is free, and always helpful. ? 1 fitto remember A _^^wnen you need a remedy 1 ^^for COUCHS and COLDS ' ; f Can You Blame Him? "Pa, what does 'skeptical* mean?" "That describes a man's feelings rhen a woman tells her age." Por HBADACHE-HIck*' OAPUDINR ! Whether from Colds, Heat. Stomach or J t Nervous Troubles, Capudine will relieve you. v lt*? liquid?pleasant to take?acts iminedi- . ' ?tfcly> Try it. 10c., 25c., and 50 cents at drug i Mores. When a woman begins to tell a man r how nice looking she thinks he is ho r Immediately develops unlimited faith 1 In her judgment. * Sore throat leads to TonsUitis, Quinsy ' ind Diphtheria. Hamlins Wizard Oil E ised as a gargle upon the first symptoms B & sore throat will invariably prevent B ill three of these dread diseases. . k . , 1 There Is said to be a professor of * languages in an eastern college who t aas mastered all the modern tongues e ?except nis wife's. e - i f c The Regular Fare. s "What makes you tnmn tnat young a man will be a success in society?" v "The fact that he has such an extraordinary appetite for tea and salj; \ ?dS." ? ;> \ A Condition, Not a Theory. A sociologist in conversation with a practical person from the middle west concerning the labor problem in her part of the country thereby learned th? lesson of the situation. "Are there many men out of work?" he asked. , . ' The lady admitted that there were QuKe a number. t "What," said he then, "do the unemployed do?" "Nothing," said the lady. "That's the trouble."?Youth's Companion. On -Authority of Teacher. * A quick-witted boy, asking food at - M 1 rrCxA Kv ft ifcU illllUU&W IUU IC^CUU/ 1 a r a^jvu other hungry fishing truants, was told , that he was big enough to wait until J he got home. ( "Of course, if you have children , with you?" hesitated the kindly worn- ( an of the house, and was immediately ] Informed that there were six children In the party. , "No, I don't tell a fib, neither," was the Indignant protest later drawn forth by the condemnation of one who had shared the good bread and butter thus secured. "Fib nothin'. We're children six times over. We're children of our father and mother, children of God, children of our country, children of the church an' children of grace. Teacher said so last Thursday, and I guess she ought to know." ^J An Attractive j Food ' Post T oasiies So Crisp So Flavoury C_ W7t f ! OU W I1UICSUII1C I So Convenient So Economical I So why not order a | package from Grocer. "The Memory Lingers" Postum Cereal Co., Ltd. Battle Creek, Mich. ^ f GOD'S MESSENGERS By REV. STEPHEN PAULSON ^ Text.?He maketh the winds his mes sengers; his ministers a flaming Are.?Pi :04:4. And Jacob went on his way and th nessengers of God met him.?Oen. 32:1. There are two supreme realities 1 the unlvprse?God and man. Froi time to time messages are exchange between them and that is religioi When man speaks to God it is praye and worship. When God speaks t man it is guidance and inspiratioi What God did once for prophets an apostles, He does for merchants an iiusbandmen. :>ui mat uoa s messengers aiway speak with human voices. He speak through man's inner consciousness through memory, through some inc dent or occurrence in your life. T David God spoke by the sad and ster: prophet. To s Solomon He spok through fear; to Peter through simple meal spread on the shore c the lake. And so every day God' messengers stand at the door of you soul, bringing encouragement o warning, or overtures of love The voice of conscience in man' soul is the voice of God. What a wor ierful picture of the accusatory powe Df conscience is drawn in Shakes peare's tragedy of Macbeth. After ac complishing his purpose on Duncai Macbeth goes into his wife's room an* Inrlra fho r? onr It fc? ni cr)-?* onH thi stars are shining brightly, and it i 30 still that ihey can hear each other'; heart beat. But Macbeth hears foot steps approaching the door, and i ioice which says: "Sleep no more Macbeth hath murdered sleep." Liki Jacob the guilty king had met God'i messengers, and evermore he was ti tiear in the night the footfall of th< jnseen pursuer, that Nemesis whicl tvas upon his track. Oh, it is a Ionf ind thrilling journey that man makei :hrough life, and every day the mes sengers of God meet him, and some ;imes he heeds their message, bu jften he takes his own way and wan lers off into the desert The life drama of which this meet ng with the divine messengers is i )art, has to do with the education o facob., He had deceived his aged anc >lind father, robbed his brother, an( s now fleeing from his wrath. He i: n the desert and is overcome by re norse, and he fears that armed mei nay overtake him and bring him bad o punishment. In that day he prayec hat night might come and hide him ,Vhen night fell be was alone witl lature and God. The stars above hin ;eemed to pierce into his soul llk< iccusing eyes. He knelt and prayec ind then be fell igto a troubled slum >er. And It seemed to him that i tright star lengthened into a lonj >eam of light -that reached to tb< larth, and the beam of light broad ned into a stair up which the angel: tf God took his prayer and penitence ind down which they brought encour igement and mercy. And hope begai o stir in his heart that God migh lardon his sins, and that in God's mer y he might redeem the future. How human and real is this chaptei n the story of a man's soul. It migh >e a page torn out of our own biog aphy. The epoch of divine messen jers is not gone. There is no. life s< solated, no talent so small, but tha 3od has for it his message and pur jose. In the river that flows to th( lea, the individual drop loses its iden ity, but in the great river of human ty that flows to eternity, there is n< oss of individual identity. Each sou s as it were a separate star divide* jy millions of miles from its neighbor "Jacob went on his way and thi ?? Tfr I. liesseilgers ui vjtuu met unu. It 1. four own story. Do not look for somi ;reat manifestation when God speak: .0 you. When God made Himsel fnown to Elijah a great earthquaki shook the foundations of the moun :ains, but God was not in the earth juake; and a flre come which blis tered the rocks, but God was not ii .he fire; and a windstorm came whicl uprooted the trees, and God was no in the storm; and there came a still small voice, and God was in that stil small voice. So the messengers of God come t you in the still small voice of dail experience. Memory bears In he arms the sheaves of (he yesterdaj and it is to you a messenger of Goi Alone in the desert, Jacob remen bered his past life with all its sordi meanness. The faces of his aged pai ents and of his wronged brother cam *?** Cnnio mon'a cinc cr lip UC1UIC U1UI, UV/...V ...v.n ? (, before them into judgment and som march like caravans under the gtii< ance of memory. What an illustrated volume Is th book of memory. In this very mi ment you may open it upon your laj There is the old house where yc were born, and her* are the faces < your playmates. Now you walk ol paths, and now you look upon tL :aces ol' friends separated from yc >y many years. What magic is hen Vet what sacred ministry. In the desert Jacob feared the co voquences or his misdeeds, and fes may also be a messenger of God. wise man of old said: " The fear of ll Lord is the beginning of wisdom." is wisdom indeed that, fears to c wrong, that turns man from evil pu poses. Such fear may save a man soul, even as the warning of dangi at the edge of a precipec-e may sa^ i man's life. Love Thy Neighbor. Jesus Christ took his stand at tl Sieart of Humanity. rte uiugni u Jisciples to recognize value avery life "Love thy neighbor as th :elf." So long as that is the stan :rd of conduct the selfish life is i: ossible.?Rev. Stanton, Presbyteria oeur D'Alene, Idaho. Love of God. It Is necessary for a Christian .ve love for God and his fello sen, if he hopos to grow in favor. v. Carter H. .Jones, Hfiptist. Lou e. | QUEER GRAVITATION FACTS; In Hardly Any Two Places Will Body Fall With Same Speed?Bearing ! on Rifle Shooting. A man falling from a three-story j building in New Orleans will not fall , as fast as he would if he were in New 1 York city. In fact, in hardly any two ^ places will he fall with the same speed. This is because as we go to- t' ward the; equator the force of gravlta- 20 tion gets less, and consequently the ace celeration of a falling body becomes ^ less, atd the force of Impact is theren fore less. tii " While it does not make very much ?r d difference in the Injury to a person i- falling from a height, it does make a r lifference in other things. Take a rifle n' 0 and fire it exactly horizontally, and if G i- the gun is 16 f^et above the ground, Ci d say at New York, the bullet fired from ' 1 d such a rifle- will strike the ground in 'c exactly onp second after it leaves the 's s rifle. If the bullet has a horizontal ves locity of a thousand feet a second It 5, will strike the earth exactly 1.000 feet rc i- away. Let us take the same rifle to a C 0 place where the force of gravity Is no\ Q the same as at) New York, but a good e Hoai cmaiiur kjiv two-thirds smaller. a We find (hat If the gun Is placed as c< 'f before anil absolutely horizontal, the cc s bullet will not fall the 16 feet In one ol r second, but will take over one and a "i r half seconds to fall, thug enabling the 1b bullet to be In the air during that tr length of time. Therefore it will strike w s the ground 1,600 feet away. Thus it is d< i* seen that the range of a rifle Is in- st r creased as it is taken toward the equa- d< i- tor. b< s- Of courre there is no place on earth 0 a where the force of gravity is two J thirds smaller than at N'5w York, but rf e there are many places where the dif- (? s Terence is considerable enough to af- a s feet slightly the range of rifles.?Har- lo > <*er's Weekly. gi a st ' PAINLESS. 2 SC | I ^ w l First Chauffeur?I ran over a man /fll i yesterday and ITdidn't hurt him a bit! ' 3 Second Chauffeur?How was that? / 1 First Chauffeur?It killed him in- t* 8tantly! . _ cls ! SICK, SOUR, UPSET STOMACH " 3 hi Indigestion, Gas, Heartburn or Dys- n( 5 pepsia Relieved Five Minutes After Taking a Little Diapepsin. " gj L' 1 Here Is a harmless preparation m 1 which surely will digest anything you eat and overcome a sour, gassy or outof-order stomach within five minutes. r If your meals don't fit comfortably, t or what you eat lies like a lump of lead In your stomach, or If you have heart- 1)1 burn, that Is a sign of Indigestion. > Get from your Pharmacist a 50-cent ^ t case of Pape's Diapepsin and take - a dose lust as soon as you can. There - will be no sour risings, no belching of undigested food mixed with acid, no s* stomach gas or heartburn, fullness or pi 3 heavy feeling in the stomach, Nausea, ^ 1 Debilitating Headaches, Dizziness or P( 3 Intestinal griping. This will all go, ? and, besides, there will be no sour food 5 left over in the stomach to poison your tl s breath with nauseous odors. Os Pape's Diapepsin is a certain cure ' ic s for out-of-order stomachs, because It w f takes hold of your food and digests It ai s Just the same as if your stomach hi i- wasn't there.. i- Relief in five minutes from all stom- tl ach misery Is waiting for you at any ci a drug store here in town. ir a These large 50-cent cases of Pape's tl t Diapepsin contain more than sufficient ai I, to thoroughly ciire almost any case of ir 1 Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Gastritis or any other stomach disorder. c]i o ai y The Test of Time. a r Benjamin Hapgood Burt and TJ. S. a r, Epperson of Kansas City were motor- tl 1. Ing in Long Island the other day and tl i- stopped at Evan's hotel In Douglaston. u: d They ordered large quantities of raw b p. oysters, some of which were thrown ft e aside by the oyster opener. s o i "How do you determine when an oy- fl e ster Is bad?" asked, Mr. Epperson. Cj j. "You wait a short time and if you have ptomaine poisoning the oysters e were bad," said Mr. Burt. "If you are v 0 not ill they were good. That's the R) p i only safe way to tell good oysters j , ll( from bad ones." ^ Reporter in Luck. ' | a City Editor (hurriedly)?Anything j e IC new about that suicide in the St. Fash- j a 1,1 : ion hotel? ti Reporter?No* much. The man was b : a stranger, about my size. Shot him- a 1 I self with a .'!2 caliber revolver. Had tl " i on a dross suit at the time. The body j| A had been taken to the morgue. t; if City Editor?'Bout your size. That's 0 It lucky. I want you to report.a big so- s if clety wedding in an hour. Rush fl ir around to the morgue and ask the ], 'i keeper to lend you that dress suit. 51 ?'t A Terrified Hero. jj "Did you have any narrow escapes j In tho surf last summer?" "Yes," replied the life-saver. "Ono j, lady whom I rescued was s-o grateful 1 j that she nearly married me." in I v I What Murine Eye Remedy Does to d | the Eyes is to Refresh, Cleanse, j 11 -n j Strengthen and Stiinulaie Healthful j s n , Circulation, Promoting Normal Condi- | 1 j tlons. Try Murine in your Eyes. ^ Collateral. I "Cau ; ou offer any security?" i t ti '"Well, I'm willing to leave my i ] w wKa." J ( i The average man would not per- | \ jure himself if he pleaded guilty to i < the charge of amounting to but little. ' JESUS IN I GETHSEMANE I Sunday School Leison for Not. 20, 1910 Specially Arranged for This Paper I I^csson Text?Matthew 26:30-56. Memory >rses, 3S-39. Golden Text?"The Son of man Is he- < aved into the hands of sinners."?Matt. ] :45. ( Time?Retween midnight find 1 o clock. . riday morninff. April 7. The morning of ' e day of the Crucifixion. Place?The garden of Gethsj-mane, on | ie lower slope of the Mount of Olivea. iposlte Jerusalem. 1 This lesson is full of sweet solem- ' Ity. When we enter the garden of i ethseraane we hear the voice that I une to Moses at the burning bush: I Put off thy shoes from off thy feet; l ?r the place whereon thou standest holy ground." I We trace the walk of Jesus from s ie upper room to Gethsemane, the s >ute of the officers and soldiers from i astle AntODia, and the return with ; jsus as a captive. i The word "Gethsemane" signifies i m oil press," of which there were | ;rtain to be several in a locality then i >vered, as Mount Olivet was, with < ive trees. John calls it a garden. \n eastern garden differs from ours, < i that it is chiefly filled with fruit ] ees and fragrant shrubs, rather than < < + U J An. ni*. 1 nu nu?yci ucuo, auu ouauc, uui vi I jr or bright colors, is what is chiefly i udied ia its construction." The gar- ( ;n was nearer the Kidron, which ran ( stween Jerusalem and the Mount of i lives. From the fact that "Jesus ofttimes 'sorted thither with his disciples" fohn 18:2), it is probable that It was p suburban pleasure ground, or benged to some friend of Jesus who ive him the free use of it during his i ay. l He took with him Peter and the two / ins of Zebedee, James and John. ? hese were the three who had seen . Is glory on the Mount of Transflgura- ? on, and were best prepared to symithize with him. These were to c atch and pray. They were to watch ' ith him, in sympathy with him, and jainst the same temptations. In this hour Jesus needed human . empathy, even while he "must tread . le winepress alone." Three times he , ent to them during this season of . ayer. The more loving the heart, le more helpful is fellowship and ' rmpathy. Every wise person accepts ' all the sympathy and help he can c >* nnfMTT In f/* ^ st. a u liiiUw liiio anaj' ia l\j icjcvi ae of the best ajds God has given us. N "Jesus was in the prime of man- j. Dod; life was just opening before im; his soul was eager for work, and m3cious of rare capability to per>rra it; his death was the end of all iman hope of achievement." His irthly career, in this dark hour, may \ve seemed to be a failure, if the fu- , ire was veiled from his vision. Only " few disciples, instead Of a glorious Ingdom, and these few about to for- c ike him! Where were the fruits of is life? It was his hour of dark- ^ jss, with the future veiled from his res with its resurrection and ascenon. and himself King of Kings and crd of Lords. This required the ut- c ost heroism of faith. 1 Nevertheless not as I will. Not as terns desirable now. But as thou f ilt. What in your loving wisdom you c *e to be wise and best. This is my *v ayer and desire. I do not merely a ibmit to your will, but desire it, pray * ?r it. "Underneath that awful agony ' lere lay, millions of fathoms deep, J amoved and immovable, the intense ' ?sire tha^t his Father's' wish and will ' lould be done."?Morison. This ; *ayer, "Thy will be done," contains 1 ie essence of faith; a faith that ex-: >cts an answer, and calmly trusts ' od as to the kind of answer. "Thy will be done" means far more ^ lan merely enduring the suffering c od sends. It means doing his will ' i our business, in our homes; every- ^ here living according to God's laws 3d principles. It means carrying out Is plans for the redemption of men. The prayer was answered through a ie strength given him to drink the ip, and change it into a cup of bless- . ig. It was answered in the same way iat God answers our prayers, as God | nswered Paul's prayer that the thorn l his flesh might be removed. The " tigel strengthening him (Luke) was a ?^i. tm . ? r ireci answer. 1 uere are iwu naja ui . nswering a prayer for the removal of burden. In one, the burden Is taken ( way. and we remain the same; in ' le other we are made so strong that 1 10 burden is no longer a burden to s; as what would crush a child is ut sport to a man. The latter is by ir the best way of receiving an an- c wer. Paul kept the thorn in his osli, but God's grace was made suffilont for him. , God answered Jesus' prayer by givlg in a better form than the one in i hich the petition was stated, the , mil of his praver. the things that in is deepest heart, he wanted. If clearbefore the vision of .leans there had j | ppeared two choices. the one of osupe from the cross, but with that ! , Ifo the failure of his mission, the j liumph of svil, the loss of unnum- j ered souls, no crown, no glory, no | biding on the right hand of God; and j lie otlicr cnoice, mar 01 uie cross ana ] :s agony, but with it also the rodempion of the world, the ineffable glory ( f God. the joys of millions of the aved, the crown of triumph over vil?who doubts which would have oen his real, innermost prayer? Hi? raver was answered, for the cross \ ,'as changed to a crown. Gethsemane ito paradise, death into jnimortal lory. Lo, Judas, one of the twelve, came, fe knew where he would be likely to ind Jesus, because Jesus was accusomed to resort to this garden with lis disciples. Ami with him a great - - - W S 1 . _ o Kom,1 nuiuiuue, lUliuiinif, <1 uuini m Human j oldiers, Jewish officers, captains of , lie temple police, chief priests and ! Mts, and thoir attendants, such as dalrhus, followed l>y a multitude of leoplo, with swords and staves, lanems and torches and weapons. Julay betrayed Jos us with a kiss. The Jreek means "kiss again and a^ain," j kiss lenderly." A little 1 rtt-t .Itiilns i .'as overwhelmed with romr.rse and : niled his lif" by suind?\ . - v , i> -.-7. - -VMAYOR GAYNOR IS MAD w Fi Striking Express Drivers Break Agreement?New York Mayor Takes Hand in the Game. Ci . tb New York.?The striking express b( drivers and helpers of Jersey City l)ave nullified the agreement reach:-d early Friday morning between 86 the live transcontinental companies. 68 1'hat agreement was conditioned on the consent of the Jersey men to 1 eturn to work and they refused. The situation now reverts to prewisely the position it occupied before Mayor Oaynor took a hand in th Ihe negotiations?with the excep- 0. -ion that the^ mayor is angrry and :esolved to temporarize no longer. cs They can reject the agreement if th ,hey want to," he said, "but I beg to m say that a committee of fhe.ir own idecLion came to me voluntarily, BC ,villi no request of mine, and made m honorable agreement. If the th nen reject that honorable agree- Qi nent, I shall teach them I hat exjress wagons can he run without a< ,heir help, oven if we have to man It. ivery one of them with policemen." Judge Coxe, in the United States j circuit court, decided that all express wagons may he run in this ;ity under the conditions that have {o litherto obtained?that is, without <jj nunicipal licenses?until Ihe status if o rln'vnr in f?f inlprsfstfl __ jxpress ma f t or with reference to a ^ nunicipal ordinance has been fixed. w tl: DID SHE POISO.N HUSBAND? ln at Millionaire's Wife in Jail Charged ar Willi-the Crime. h< Wheeling, W. Va.?In a room in to he tower of the county jail, fitted gl jp with a rocking chair and quilts sc 'rom her' own palatial home, Mrs. at -.aura Farnesworth Schenk is de- In ained Without privilege of bail, to twaiting developments in the i!lless of her husband, John 0. th Schenk, a millionaire pork packer, sc UTaignment of Mrs. Schenk on A* shargos that she attempted to pois- nc >n her husband by putting arsenic a n his food and drinking water will ? >e delayed pending the outcome of Wl A? !,? Wnpll, Wliool- A 115 SlUMlcaa. J\L uic Iiui til nvwng hospital he was reported as Hi ilightly improved, but still critical- a y ill. He suffers from high fever or md has a pulse of 124. Despite his veakened condition the authorities * 'entured to tell him of the arrest f0 >f Mrs. Schenk, hut he is said to as iave only exclaimed her name, ca tnd later remarked: m "If all these things are true she is tu vhere she ouglit to he." m That further arrests are to be 0E nade in the case was added by 'rnsecuting Attorney Handan and ? ]hief of Police Hastings. It is beieved the unnamed suspects are -1 sxpected to furnish light on the . ( nanner in which arsenic or other ^ Irug might.have found its way into ha he Schenk home. gt At (he .jail Mrs. Schenk was ques- c? ionedanew, but she repeatedly "de- t lared her innocence of any attempt w] lpon her husband's life. . Laura Farnsworth Schenk is the M, laughter of a poor family in Mariitta, 0. She came to Wheeling 23 8(j rears ago and found employment as R l domestic. She worked as such in everal homos here until 10 years ater. Mr. Schenk, who was then 27 cars old and wealthy, took her to wl lis palatial home on Wheeling is- sa and, in the Ohio river as his wife. ihe is a blonde, of ruddy complex- P1 on and buxom form. la Mr. Schenk who is president of he pork packing firm of T. Srhenk nc 'c Sons, is a millionaire and is a 11 >rofher of a M. S. Schenk. who re- n* :ently announced his candidacy for he United Slates Senate against Senator Nathan B. Scott. ] Who Wants to Be a Miner? ja Hillsboro, III?Five men are dead ind 18 injured as the result of an sxplosion in a coal mine, at Panama, w II. Four men wore killer] otiirignt ^ ind the fifth died from injuries m af.er. Rassel Romanio, a miner, is trJ itill in the shaft. pi Gas, which has accumulated over tr' light in a pocket, several hundred 'eet from the mouth of the shaft, exploded, tearing out the* timbers th md shaking the earth for miles to iround. m Tennesee Rank Gone to the Bad. gi Memphis, Tenn.?Following the cc suicide of F. Schas, president of the Continental Savings bank of this iity, a receiver has been appointed c< ;o take charge of the affairs of the ti nslitution. Ilunsdon Carey, a local lltorney, was appointed receiver. c< 'J'he petition asking the appoint- tr ment of a receiver was filed by at- ? lorneys representing I lie board of 1); lircclors. who alleged that the bank ivas insolvent. Violated Anti-Trust Law. L, Pittsburg, Pa. ? Fifteen officers and directors of the Imperial Win- ai W jow tilass Company pleaded "nolo jj contendere" before Judge S. Young, in Llie United Sialics district court lo a violation of the Sherman antitrust act and each was fined $300. n, At the same time a line of 82,500 Si was imposed upon the corporation ^ itself with costs. Among those lined are Myron L. Case, president J. (I. Sayrv, secretary, and M. J. 1 Healv, vice president. Threatened Life of Hockefelloi'. New York.?rCharged with writing a threatening teller lo John I). Rockefeller, demanding ?50,000. -ii'im t in!#?iohii. a Hungarian, 23 years old. is held al police licadtjnai't?-rs here. Hugh Kardoff, who accuses l.illli'julin of sending the Idler In him In he forwarded In Mr. Rockefeller, made Ihe complaint whidi ranged I!?< young Hungarian's arresl. I\:??-d? ?V It'll! dder! ives lie rerrived Ihrei* Idlers fi'im i,:lllejolm to! be forwardi'd l'' v!vkrfeller. I fOULD BE OF MORE VALUE ather O'Leary's Facetious Rejoinder to John Phllpot Curran an Example of Real Wit. One day the famous John Philpot urran, who wag also very partial to e said corned mutton, did me the mor to meet him. To enjoy the soety of such men was an intellectual eat. They were great friends and emed to have a mutual respect for ich other's talent, and, as it may isily be imagined, O'Leary versus urran was no bad match. One da^' after dinner Curran said to m: "Reverend father, I wish you ere St. Peter." "And why, counselor, would you wish iat I were St. Peter?" asked Leary. "Because, reverend fafher, In that ise," said Curran, "you would have ie keys to heaven, and you could let e in." "By my honor and conscience, counilor," replied the divine, "it would bo itter for you that I had the keys of ie other place, then I could let you it." Curran enjoyed the Joke, which he imitted had a good deal of Justice in ?From Kelly's Remeniscencea. \N INTOLERABLE ITCHING "Just about two years ago, some rm of humor appeared on my scalp, ie beginning was a slight Itching but grew steadily worse until, when I imbed my hair, the scalp became lw and the ends of the comb-teeth ould be wet with blood. Most of the lie there was an intolerable Itching, a painful, burning way, very much i a Vvn/? r?nttt Vvitr?r? 4# rlnon will ? a UQU, IOTT UUi *-*, AJ. UVW|/, TV AAA AVVU id smart when first beginning to sal. Combing my hair was positive rture. My hair was long and taoed terribly because of the blood and abs. This continued growing worse id over half my hair fell out. I was despair, really afraid of becoming tally bald. "Sometimes the pain was so great at, when partially awake, I would ratch the worst places so that my iger-tlps would be bloody. I could it sleep well and, after being asleep short time, that awful stinging pain would commence and then I would ake up nearly wild with the torture, neighbor said it must be salt rheum, aving used Cuticura Soap merely as toilet soap before, I now decided to der a set of the Cuticura Remedies Cuticura Soap, Ointment and Pills, used them according to directions r perhaps six weeks, then left off, , the disease seemed to be eradited, but toward spring, eighteen onths ago, there was a slight rern of the scalp humor. I comenced the Cuticura treatment at - J 1U11. ice, so uaa very iuue uuuuic. \ju y scalp I used about one half a cake Cuticura Soap and half a box of ltlcura Ointment In all. The first ne I took six or seven bottles of Cu:ura Pills and the last time three ittles?neither an expensive or teous treatment Since then I. have id no scalp trouble of any kind, anding up, with my hair unbound, it imes to my knees and had it not been r Cuticura I should doubtless be bolly bald. "This Is a voluntary, unsolicited tesnonial and I take pleasure in writing hoping my experience may help imeone else. Miss Lillian Brown, , F. D. 1, Liberty. Me., Oct. 29, 1909." Alleviating Circumstances. "Did you say," asked a gentleman ho was looking for rooms, "did you y that a music teacher occupied the (xt apartment? That cannot be very easant." Harper's Bazar gives the ndlady's reply. "Oh," she said eagerly, "that's (thing, sir. The music teacher has . children, and they make so much >ise that you can't hear the piano alL" Knows Tetterlne Cures Eczema. Mocksville, N. C. [ have a friend In tno country Here wno is suffered for years with Eczema, and told him If he used Tetterlne he would on be relieved, for It is the only thlnff at I ever used that would kill It. P. S. Early. Tetterlne cures Eczema, Tetter, Ring orm. Itching Piles and every form of alp and Skin Disease. Tetterlne 50c; stterlne Soap 25c. At druggist, or by all from the manufacturer, The ShupIne Co., Savannah, Ga. With every mail order for Tetterlne we ve a box of Shuptrine's 10c Liver Pllla ae. A Sure Sign. "I understand, Mr. Reuben," said le visitor, "that your son Is devoted i the turf." "Ya-as, I reckon he Is," said the old an. "Jabez kin lay down on the ass for hull hours 'thout makin' no jmplaint."?Harper's Weekly. First Dose Cured. Permanent relief: "My daughter Dntracted chills in 1S77. No prescripon ever gave more than temporary jlief, no tonic kept thcra off. Two ottles of Hughes' Tonic cured her Dmpletely. She had no chill after iking the first dose." SoM by Prugists?50c. and $1.00 hrtt'es. Preared by Robinson-Petlct Co. (Inc.), ouisvillc. Tco Free. Seymour?What caused the Allcome ife Insurance company to fail? Ashley?It was altogether too free in ccepting -risks. 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J 9 " i>( < u i: inicvr.i<e-t;ii!it>f.l >in !!: ' Xi juur ue^ior csuuoi siu>tijy yuo <vitti ft . I. Imis V>. JU. UOvUL mmm0 1 SNOWDRIFT 1 m HOGLESS LARD || fflgjf is universiHy declared (lie superior n oi all lards, lard subsfitates or com* YK BMfl pounds ior shortening. It fa U. S. aSf Inspected and passed, and i* sold tin- HB Bg der our own additional guarantee oi onequalled meriL 14} less expense, 1-3 B Bjijf more WVJ UU run MM wuvnuim M \ym las Lcrd until you get fl. Midi by jffi | THE SOUTHERN COTTON OIL CO, | Ca A-S H*wTark KewOrlaui CMm?* Saraaaik *4p?jP Will stop and permanently cure that terrible itching. ^Ah.iw9Ll It is compounded for that r / UB&PurPosc an<* i* abaolntely It is a never failing core ImW fffSHi *?T cczematoua affection! Jf fif MM of all kinds, including: Hnmld Tetter Herpes AiTyi fittj/m Salt Rheum Prurigo liiiB. WtJJnmJl tiBa HeatErnptlon Flovas aMaSjEHtf/'iffl Rlnji Worm srfScableaQWI This last named disease is not due to Inflammation like other skin diseases bat to the presence of little parasites vrnicb burrow under the akin. The itching they produce is so intense it is often with difficulty the sufferer can refrain from tearing the skin with his nails. HUNT'S CURE is an infallible remedy for this aggravating trouble. Applied locally. Sold by all first class druggist* Price, 50 Cents Per Box -t And the money will be refunded in every case where one box only fails to cure. MAKUTACTUKKD ONLY BY A. B. RICHARDS MEDICINE CO. Sherman, Ttzu Constipation > Vanishes Forever ' Prompt Relief?Pcnuaod Can 4 CARTER'S LITTLE IJ VERP1LLS able?act lureljr /MM f*HDTFE^ but gcttioo? implore tha compIexioQ ? brigttea toe eyes. Small Pill, Satll D?M,SaaQPrk<) Genuine tombm Signature IITCH CURED), IN 30 MINUTES. By Om> Application of Dr. David's Sanative Wash We guarantee DR. 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