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CHAPTER VIII. ID ]
Continued.
"You said you were employed in
pood works. Can't I help? Ujrj't
let any one else help you. I can't
bear it " j
His ruddy, beaming facs disarmed
her; his jolly, pleased, boyish voice
grave her confidence and raised her
spfi its to a feverish pitch. ]
"That voung man was a perfect!,
stranger lo me ten minutrs before .
you came," s-he said obscurely, "and .
I am interested in a scheme?a (
scheme that concerns him. I wonder .
if yon could help him? He wants .
he'p badly."
"How?" His face showed his deep (
distrust of anything connected with
h jming mai.. ;
"He has ne\tr bad a chanc?. Tien
wants some one to take him
"Can't he g^t a policeman to do
it: Why doesn't he break a shop- 1
window or smash a lamp?" j
She gigpled with a quick access h
of cheerfulness. I
"You're as witty as ever!" she said.
She looked at him doubtfully. "If I
thought you would be useful, it might ?
perhaps be justifiable to go with ! i
you." <
"I'm sure to be useful. Try me." :
<^The end sometimes justifies the j 1
- - .1 n loot I 1
means,'' sne raurmureu mm . effort
to deaden that stupid little j
voice and stop it throwing cold water _ ]
on this entrancing suggestion.
Pie laughed triumphantly. ;
"Jump in, Sandy. I've got a coat' i
of Dolly's that she left in the car yes- 1
te^day. You'll be as warm as toast. ]
Don't waste the shining hours." (
Tornientilla sprang in with a de- { 1
fiant air, and scrambled into the :
white coat. She found a veil in the 1
pocket, and tied it over her hat. <
"Let's see how fast she'll go!" she i
cried. "She's a Rosinante, isn't she, '
this one? As soon as we're out of j !
the town we'll give her her head, 1
won't we? You'll be pulled up, but1 <
you can always pay afterwards."
"Oh, yes, one can always pay af
terwards," said he cheerfully. "By 1
Jove! it is good to be alive to-day." '
l
When Use bad once made up hor j
mind to help Tormentilla with her
daring plot for the happiness of the ?
two lovers, she felt it rather a relief (
than otherwise. Michael was a kind, j
affectionate boy. She had found him j
useful and companionable, and since j
he had given up wailing over his lost (
love, he hadn't bored her at all. Eut; (
she could not conceal from herself1,
that the aspect of the case was now :
changing rapidly, and her experience .
led her to foresee discomfort for herself,
and displeasre for Jack. Her ,
sympatuy and patience for the love- j
lorn youth were going to be ill-re- .
warded if she wasn't very careful, '
and she didn't want to annoy Jack. .
So she set her wits to work as to ,
wajApnd means of helping the en- j
thusiastic Tormentilla, and came to ,
the conclusion that the best thing '
she could do was to speak kindly and ,
firmly to the young man Michael. So
she wrote a little note in her scrawl- ,
ing. untidy hand asking him to come ]
and see her at home when both |
Nigel and Jack had a committee
meeting which they were bound to at- ,
tend, and spent the half hour before ,
he was due leoparding, as Jack called (
it, up and down her pretty drawing- j
room. Against the deep, soft, mossy ]
green of the carpets and curtains, ]
Lise looked, as Michael told her when
he came in, exactly like a nymph cr a 1
dryad or something in a wood. |;
"I am rather like something In an
wood," she admitted with a laugh,' ;
as she held out her hand. "I'm a j
young woman in a dilemma, and 11
want to talk to you, Michael, very ;
seriously indeed."
Michael's face fell.
"i do wish you w'ouldn't," said lie,',
"not to-day, anyhow." | j
"To-day," said Lise firmly, clasping
her hands round her knee and watch-1
ing him intently.
He set his teeth.
"Lcok here, Mrs. Standring," he. \
said desperately, "I'd rather you'd \
talk about something else, I would
really. It is?well?painful, you see, ;
horribly painful, to have the past j
raked up just now. I want to try ]
to forgot what I have suffered. I
can sometimes, especially when I'm j
with vou, lay it aside and be almost
?almost cheerful." !
"I see; Audrey, then, is the dread- ]
ful memory?" she asked maliciously. ;
"You are laughing at me. I meant i
that last terrible interview with her
fa:her, of course, and the way he
insulted me; but it isn't like you to
Inn f?V> nf m a "\T**c Cf o 11 rl rin? " '
lau^u at iuv, *uio. otanui
"I sometimes think it would have ;
been better if I'd always laughed at :
you," Use remarked coolly. "It
might have spurred yqu on."
"But I don't understand you." Indeed
he didn't, and the look of pained ;
surprise on his face deepened.
"I might have encouraged you to ;
behave like a man."
Her tone, cold, cutting, indifferent,
stung him. The contrast betweeu
this new cruelty and her old kindness
unrl cvmnnthv cppmprl almnst mnre>
than he could bear. He didn't speak, ;
but gazed at her with amazed horror.
i
"I don't believe in wrapping up
my words," she went on, "or in
breaking things gently or in any
kind cf diplomacy in a case like this, i
To put it simply, I think it's time :
you gave up behaving like a coward, ;
and did something. Don't you?"
She smiled at him suddenly as she
asked the question, and her smile
| left him more bewildered than her
extraordinary remarks.
"For two years, or say a year and .
a half, you have been wringing your'
aioioioioioi'oioioioioioio
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stna Green ?2
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hands and moaning at fate, ycu and
Audrey, and doing abosolutely nothing
at all to further your wishes.
Haven't you?"
She smiled again.
"What could we have done?"
Michael asked in a low voice.
"What couldn't you have done?''
Lise smiled coolly.
"It isn't fair," the poor boy cried
hotly?"it isn't fair of you to say
such things. You've never spoken to
me like this before. If you felt so?
so strongly about it, why did yon go
jn listening to me. and sympathizing
all the time, and agreeing?yes,
igreeing. Mrs. Standrins:?that Fate
svas against us, and nothing could be
lone?"
'/I haven't the slightest idea," said
Use calmly. "I supnose I never
thought it over seriously. I just said
what you wanted me to say, because
[ didn't like to see you so wretched.
rhe real issue didn't seem to matter,
if I could manage to cheer you up
* J ?- - * ? - i'..
for the moment, ana mm 5 me &unu
truth."
It was.
"For the first time," she pursued
?oftly, "I've thought the matter over
calmly in all its bearings, and I'm
ji'ite convinced that the best thing
i*ou can do now is to lose no more
Lime, but?" She stopped and
laughed.
"What?" His tone was full of sullen
apprehension.
"Arm yourself cap-a-pie, mount
ronr gallant gray, pick the girl up,
*nd ride off with her. One word at
ier side, and one voice in her ear?
[ forgot the exact words, but the end
)f it was 'They'll have fleet steeds
lhat foliow,' and so they would if
i*ou borrowed our new touring car,
wouldn't they? But you've heard
Df young Lochinvar before, and I
leedn't enter into any more explana?
- * ? XI 1J
:ions. Do as tney aia m me soiueii
routh of the world, and carry off your
bride. Take the first turning to
Sretna Green and?"
"You must be mad!" said poor
Michael. "And what do you all mean
ay throwing the detestable habits of
the abominable past in my face like
:his? The world is past its golden
routh now, and grown sensible, and
t'm glad of it."
"Not at all," said Lise composedly.
'You love Audrey ? passionately,
deeply, unswervingly. You often told
me so. She loves you?devotedly,
in the same unquestionable way.
She's often told me that. She's told
.Hiite a number of people that. Run
with her like a brave knight ol
Did. Don't stand any nonsense from
mercenary parents or vegetarian Yii-als."
"You talk like a hook." The disgust
in his tone made her laugh al
him, but his manner of receiving hei
idvice showed her that she had
changed her tone with him only just
in tliuie. sne nan ceen pjaying wim
fire. Of course she had suspected it
Tor some time, and even if it was only
a slow smouldering, at best a feeble
flickering flame, it was quite time il
was put out with a little cold water
And exposed to Audrey's winning
ways?oh, he would soon return tc
his allegiance. She was giving the
best possible advice.
"Even to buy chain armor and a
pliant gray," Michael remarked
slowly, "one requires crowns ? 01
iucats or whatever you use to buj
the silly things with. You know that
[ haven't the money for such?such
manliness."
"Work!" safd J.ice unfeelingly.
'Get something to do, and stick to it
rt's time you earned your own lining
instead of dreaming all day about
j-our wrongs. Ch, I've no patience
svith you!"
Michael rose in dignified displeasure.
"I've noticed that," he said sadly,
"and perhar,s I'd better go. I don't
(vonder that I've exhausted your patience.
Mrs. Standring. You've been
very good to mo, and I won't trespass
on your kindness any longer.
But"?his voice broke a little?
"that you should speak to me like
this! That you should tell me to gc
to work!"
"It's time pome one told you."
Lise spoke hastily and cruelly, but
at the sight of the tears standing in
his eyes, she softened a little to him,
Perhaps she had been rather toe
fierce.
"Sit down again, Michael," she
?aid more gently. "I know I'm a
rmoftr r\l A >?ir?cr V\ii + T rcollv H l~\ WQTll
you to listen to me. My dear boy
3on't?now, clon't go off in a rage
with your best friend."
Ke sat down again.
"I've noticed," said he gloomily
"that people always call themselves
your best friend when they want tc
say something especially unkind. Eul
go on?don't spare me; my back's
broad enough."
"Quite," Lise admitted, with ar
admiring glance. He really was z
finely built young fellow, and verj
good at games.
"You see." said she quietly, "]
want you to marry Audrey."
He drew a deep breath.
"You want me to marry?Audrey!
You! My God! what a terrible worlc
it is!"
"On the contrary," said Lise, witl
a little nervous laugh, "it's a verj
lovely world. Look at the sun or
those sweet peas over there. an<
listen to that cock thrush in tin
copper bcech. And pray, whj
shpuldn't 1 want you to marry th(
girl you love?"
Michael said nothing. What in
deed could he say, except perhaps
in his breath a private word concern
ing the thrush or the sweet peas?
"Marriage," said Lise gravely, "ii
a blessed state. Some one in th<
Bible or somewhere else said it, sc
it must be true. I want you to be a9 1
happy?I want all my friends to be I
as happy as?" x
"Well?" he asked gloomily. .
"As I am." Lisc spoke lightly.
"My good boy. don't look so glum.
You can borrow tne money for the
desperate first step, and then throw
yourrelf gracefully on the mercy of
the hard-hearted parent. Cr. rather,
let Audrey do that. She'll manage it
better. Dr. Cogwheel is very rich c
im'e'-d, I believe. His profession?
but there, you know as well as I do
that it's only a pleasant hobby to him, *|
and that his assistants do all the r
; work. He doesn't spend a sixth part \
i of his income?Jack says he's sure ]
be doesn't. And he adores Audrey.
Even if he didn't, do you suppose her *'
mother would let her want? Not she.
It only wants one bold sten. and your ti
hn-ipir.ess is insured for life." t
Michael burled his face in his
hands, so his joy at the prospect was j.
hidden from Lise.
"Cheer up," she said, "for, you j
see, as well as having Audrey with
| you for ever and ever, which was ^
once vour only dream of happiness? f
11 you've often paid so?your future j"
: I will be assured: and you must admit, ^
my dear boy, that your present pros1J
pects are, to put it as mildly as pes1
sible, precarious."
He looked up fiercely.
"I'm not a fortune-hunter!" he ,
cried. "Believe anything else of me, ^
but don't believe that. Money is ^
1 nothing to me?nothing." ^
"But Audrey is. You'd have her
into the bargain to make up for the ?
injury to your pride involved in the
spending of her money."
Her light tone ecasperated him:
made him desperate; and he rose and
laid his hand on the back of his chair
with a white face. c
"I'm going to tell you the truth," ?
he said, and Lise too grew pale at |
1 the sight of his changed manner.
She had gone too far. She had been r
+ cnnrnfni half in fnn all the
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time. Instead of helping Tormentilla, e
she had hindered her; or, rather, she r
would have hindered her if she didn't
, quickly undo her work. And besides
. that, if she once let Michael say what
he was going to say?
' Michael," she said slowly, raising
i her black eyes to his with an implor- ^
ing sadness, which bewildered him
even more than her unkindness had ^
done, "I'm afraid I hare not been
quite frank with you. I have a self- ^
ish reason for what I ask. Don't you
see that it might be very good for me (
if you married Audrey?" t
i "Good! For you? Good for you, j
! Mrs. Sandring:?"
"Yes. Good for me." f
She looked at him steadily. f
"I should like to be able to tell ' r
i my husband that you were married." g
she said gravely. It had suddenly ^
occurred to her that she couldn't do ^
better than treat him with perfect
honesty and sincerity. (
But Michael's face changed. He z
! colored a little, and his moody eyes T
, lit up. j
I Lise went on, carefully 'choosing ^
i. her words. j
l "My husband does not approve of r
! your friendship with me," she said. r
i "He does not believe in your love for
Audrey. He says you have got over f
it. He says that you don't come here j
. to get my sympathy, but because ?
; you?"
She stopped suddenly. ,
I He came and sat down in the other {
; corner of the window-seat.
L "What?what can you mean?" he
; asked eagerly.
- A "He sayq you come to see me.'* ]
Lise stopped again, half-frightened, f
; for even now she might only have ;
let loose the fiood-gates. I
"Is he?he isn't jealous of me, Mrs. ,
, Sandring?" His awed tone allayed |
, the anger his words would have j
aroused.
t "Jealous! Oh, no! Jack's never j
[ jealous. He is so absolutely sure ,
of my love, you see. It is his perfect j
- confidence and trust in me that makes ,
; our home such a happy one. Abso- J
, lute certainty of a person's unswerving
affection always makes a home
happy, Michael, remember that. But
I he says it is cruel of me to allow you
. to come so often. He says it isn't <
fair to you." <
, "Cruel? Not fair? How?" His ]
I face fell at her words, and Lise saw
.' that she was going the right way to }
work at last. ]
To be Continued.
Chinese Schools. ;
L Schools are being established in <
. every part of the Chinese empire and i
are being put in charge of educated i
. Chinese who have studied in Japan,
, Europe and the Un ted States, says a
, I consular report. Popular education
I is a strong feature of the new move>
ment in China for the general better- 1
. ! ment of the country and its people,
LI all tending toward a limited mon- <
I archy in place of the centuries old ]
,' autocracy. i
I y
It Hail Fallen. 1
i "The New York women are very
t handsome," said the visitor from the j
, West, "bat some of them seem to be
i a little deformed, don't they? Look,"
and he po' ited out a woman whose
uplifted skirt discovered an ankle a
, little disfigured, true, by what aps
peared to be a wen, or something.
> "Sh-h-h!" explained the New (
t Yorker softly. ''Her powder puff has
5 fallen down, is all."?New York 1
Press.
i
i Waiting to Find Out. j
Cincinnati Tourist (who, for the
first time, has just entered a res[
taurant in Paris)?"Have you ordered?"
St. Louis Tourist (who has reached
! the table some minutes before, and
I who looks up from a French bill of !
fare)?"Yes."
. I fMnoinnati Tourist?"What did you
r order?"
i St. Louis Tourist (impatiently)? ,
I "How do I know?"?Chicago News. \
A Harlemite fond of figures has
; been keeping tab, and says that New
York women in a line to buy tickets
- or postage stamps consume two and
3 one-fourth as much time as men.
There are three times as many
? Buddhists, Brahinans, Mohammedans
; and pagans in the world as there are
> | Christians.
^OL^outhTAROUNT'
'ream of the News Gathered From
All Sections of the Commonweal!!
For Our Many Readers.
Those Rales on Coal.
Considerable interest among Sonthrn
cotton manufacturers centers
bout the fi.-rht being waaeil 'oy South
Carolina cotton manufacturers for a
eduction in freight rates from the
"irginia and Tennessee coal fields,
'iie mills allege that the rates eliargd
by the Southern railway are exessive.
nd injurious to their basiless.
They have carried their case
o tihe inter-state commerce cotr.mision.
The rates for intsance, to Sparanburg
are $1.80 per ton, and the
rtills ask a reduction of $1.55. In
heir complaint they al.ege that there
ras an agreement between t'he Souhern
and tbe now C. C. & 0., and
hat since the construction of the
atter read there has been no reducion,
whereas there should have been.
The Southern railway has just filed
nswer to the complaint. Its answer
tikes up 25 typewritten pages. It der
lies flatly that there is any umlertanding
whatsoever betweon it and
lie C. C. & 0., and also states that
he two roads do not do a competiive
business, one hauling coal fr-om
me territory while the other 'liauls
rom a different region.
The Southern also states that the
ates it Charges are not unreasonable,
and siiuply warrant a reasoii,ble
profit.
The Greenville board of trade, the
South Carolina Cotton Manufacturrs'
Association, and other organizaions
-have joined in the protest for
keaper rates on coal. It will be reaembered
that the coal-buying com-nit
tee of the association met recntly
and refused to buy coal until a
eduction in rates is granted.
How the cases will be finally settled
s a question of general interest.
The Greatest State Fair.
It is expected that the State fair
his year will be one of the most sucessful
in the history of the associaion.
Never before has there been
o mueh interest 'in agriculture and
his feature of the fair will receive
special attention in the matter of
ixhibits and prizes. The State fair
rill be held on October 31, November
2, 3 and 4.
There will be prizes aggregating
nany thousands of dollars in the
'allowing departments: Field crr>p,
Manufacturers, races, horses, cuttle,
rheeD, hog, bench show, poultry,
lousenold, needle and fancy -work,
ruit and floral and fine arts.
Upon request Clemson college has
:onsented to aid the fair society in
naking the field crop department
epresentative of the agricultural resources
of the State and all farmers
ire urged to lend aid by' sending
n their exhibits to make the departnent
one of the very best and most
it tractive at the fair.
J. N. Harper, director of the Clem;on
experiment station, together with
lie associate professors, has been
soliciting exhibits during the year
trnl will exert their energies in arranging
the exhibits in a systematic
md educational manner.
Young Men Suffer Tor Crime.
At Anderson Charlie Hall and Ben
IC _TH l_ ? i_T_ LIl ? t ?i...
victiireaixi, uucn wime, -twenty uuu
hirty years old, respectively, were
sentenced to five years in the peni:entiary,
being convicted of assault
ind batterv of a high and aggravated
nature. These two men attempted
to blow up with dynamite the resilience
of R. M. Webb, near Williamston.
A dog caught the dynamite
;tick and was blown to pieces. The
louse and occupants were thus saved,
iltihoujjh the house was greatly shaken.
Will Col. Watson Accept?
The position that has been offered
Commissioner E. J. Watson, carries
i salary of nearly $6,000. He will
jromote the trade interests of the
United States in the Far East. He
las given no intimation as to whether
ae will accept the appointment.
If he should accept the position
with the federal srovernment he would
not leave the State before January
is the reports for his department will
have to be made up for the general
assembly.
Maybe $100,000 for Horry Roads.
The people of Horry county are tryng
to secure a bond issue of $100,000
x . i/t. _ l:~i
tor me improvement oi me mgunaj!
)f that county. There is a measure
pending before the general assembly
to order an election on the question.
Tt Ls expected that this measure will
fie -passed at the next session of the
legislature. Recently there was organized
a pood roads and drainage
Ipague in that county with several of
the most influential citizens as ofScers.
Chemical Laboratory in Columbia.
The department of agriculture has
severed its connection with Clemson
college in respect to the analytical
work for the feed stuffs department.
Commissioner Watson has shown
that there is no ill feeling between
his department and the agricultural
school and states that the change was
made so as to facilitate the work of
the chemist. A new laboratory has
been purchased and will be installed
in the old State dispensary building
in Columbia.
Spartanburg Rolling in Wealth.
Spartanburg is one of the richest
counties in the State. The report as
to taxation shows that there has
been an increaes of over $1,000,000 in
' - -1? 1
the vaiue in n*ui csuuf.
The value of real estate for tlie
county, as returned this year, is
r0.2fl."i,4.'59, as compared with $S.172.170..
The value of the real estate outside
of towns and cities was $5,-102.254;
1009. $4,(5(58,445. Value of real estate
in cities and towns, $4,131.185;
1909. $3,503,725.
New ;
Of '
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Problem Was t
a
Wizard Quickly Toid New York Commission
Just How Electric Current
Wires Could Be
Placed Underground.
When New York city, hack in the
late eighties, passed an ordinance forbidding
the stringing of telegraph and
telephone wires overhead and ordering
the miles of wires already overhead
to be placed underground a commission
was appointed to take charge
of the work of burying them. A member
of this commission was the late
Jacob Hess, at one time very prominent
as a Republican organization
leader in New York, and one of the
errmn nf v?rv pnArzetii voune men
who were trained in politics by Chester
A. Arthur when he was a power
in New York city politics.
"The most impressive evidence I
ever had of Edison's genius I received
when I was a member of what I believe
was the first authoritative body
to deal with the problem of laying a
city's wires underground," said Mr.
Hess to me a few years before his
death. "And, by the way, our work as
a commission was closely followed by
municipal authorities throughout the
United States and also by some of the
leading municipal experts of Europe.
"Well, when we started out we
knew that it wouldn't do just to place
the wires in trenches and let it go at
that; anybody knows that wires so
placed would not work and would
soon be destroyed. So we had authority
to spend money to make experiments
in order to get at least one
satisfactory system of burying the
wires, and to enter into contracts with
inventors of satisfactory systems. One
of our first moves, therefore, was to
advertise our needs.
"You can't imagine the number of
Inventions that were brought to our
attention?they simply were legion, as
the saying is. Most of them were
worthless on their face, and we were
asked by their Inventors all sorts of
prices, ranging from a few dollars
away up into the thousands. One of
the best of the Inventions, as we
thought, was so expensive - that Its
cost alone made Its use prohibitive.
"One day, after we had been struggling
with the problem for weeks, and
were as far away from solving it apparently
as when we first tackled it,
It was suggested that we call on Thomas
A. Edison and ask him to invent
something that we could use, or, at
least, give us a suggestion that we
could have worked out. We wrote
him, and he Invited us to visit him at
his laboratory in New Jersey.
Why Blaine L
j
Proprietor of Portland Advertiser
Would Not Raise His Salary,
So He Quit and Turned
to Politics.
This story of how a refusal to raise
James G. Blaine's salary practically
opened up a political career before
him was told me by two competent
authorities, an editor of Blaine's old
paper, the Portland (Me.) Advertiser,
during the Maine state campaign of
1878, and, some years later, by Hannibal
Hamblin, Lincoln's second vicepresident
and later senator from the
state of Maine. >
"Senator Hamblin," I a^ked one day,
having recalled the story told me by
the Portland editor, "did you ever
hear that Blaine's career might have
been entirely different had he been
granted the raise in salary that he desired
when he was editor of the Portland
Advertiser in 1857?" ,
"Oh, yes, I know about that story,
and I know it to be true," responded
the senator, "and I am certain that
Blaine's career would at least have
been greatly delayed?to say nothing
of being different?had he remained
as editor of that paper. ?
"Mr. Blaine," continued his senatorial
colleague?both were in that
august body at the time?"was one of
the associate editors of the Kennebec
Journal for two or three years after
he first went to Maine to live. His
work in that position was so notice
able that the owner of tne jforuana |
Advertiser secured him as that paper's
editor. The salary was twelve
hundred dollars a year.
"As the end of the first year of Mr.
Blaine's service with the Advertiser
approached, he and its proprietor had
several conferences about re-engagement.
Mr. Blaine thought that he
ought to receive fifteen hundred dolWhat
Stood In the Way.
In a police court the other day, a
case was being tried, where the charge
was for a technical assault, and it
came out In the course of the evidence
that the parties were neighbors,
and had been on the best of terms for .
many years.
"It's a great pity," said the magis- '
trate, "that such old friends and neigh- .
bors as you seem to have been should '
appear here in such a way. Surely
this is a case which might be settled
out of court."
"It can't be done!" said the plaintiff
moodily. "I thought of that myself;
but the beggar won't flght."
Judged by His Company.
Yes, sir," said old DeScadds, "I j
judge a man by the company he
keeps."
"Thank you," rejoined young Wouldbee.
(
Thank me!" exclaimed the old man.
"Why should you thank me?"
"Excuse me," said the young man,
"but I thought you had in mind the
fact that I have bsen keeping company
with your daughter for nearly a year."
News
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7.asy tor Edison
"Presenting ourselves before him at
the appointed time, we found him
wearing an old linen duster and a
much battered straw hat. As wo
stated the object of our call a queer
little emile passed over his features.
Finally, he said: 'I suppose you have
had all sorts of Inventions offered to
you?'
"We nodded acquiescence.
" 'Well,' he said, 'chuck 'em all out
Most of them are no good, and, besides,
you don't need any invention.'
"We looked surprised and Edison
was clearly amused, at our astonishment.
Then he proceeded to elucidate.
'All you have to do, gentlemen, is to
Insulate your wires, ' draw them
through the cheapest thing on earth,
lead pipes, run your pipes through j
uuouucia vi &aiicue3 uuuci Liic outset,
and you've got the whole thing done.'
"Tnere he was telling us in that
simple, off-hand way how to do the
thing we had spent the best part of
a year puzzling over; for none of us
doubted that he had solved the problem,
and afterward the experiments
which we conducted proved conclusively
that he had.
"Before we left Edison we asked
him what his bill was for the advice
he had given us.
" 'Not a cent,' he replied. *Do you
Weed and the 1
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One in Dublin Did Him a Favor Because
the Other Was His Fa- j
vorite Walter In New
York.
In one of the chats I had with
Thurlow Weed when that great political
figure of ante-bellum and wartimes
was living in the peaceful retirement
of old age, he told me the story of the
brothers McCarthy.
"On the first excursion that I made
to Europe," said Mr. Weed, "I went
with my daughter Harriet, and In our
party were Archbishop Hughes of
New York, a warm personal friend of
mine, and Archbishop John Baptist
Purchell of Cincinnati, both, at that
time, being bishops only. The captain
of the steamship on which we crossed
learned that we were going to Ireland
as soon as we had landed, so, doubtless
out of respect for the two dignitaries
of the Catholic church, he volunteered
to save us the trip to Liverpool
by putting us ashore in Ireland
In one of the ship's boats. We gladly
accepted the invitation, were rowed
ashore off Queenstown and so reached
eft Journalism
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lars a year, and b? was willing to bind
himself for a number of years to the
Advertiser if l^e could get the desired
raise of three hundred dollars a year.
The proprietor admitted that Mr.
Blaine was perfectly justified in. asking
the increase In salary, because he
waa worth it; but, added th^ owner,
frankly, he could not afford to pay so
much money. In those days, you
know?back- in the late fifties?fifteen
hundred dollars was a large sum of
money, down In Maine.
"Well, Blaine thought the situation
over for some time, and finally came
to the conclusion that he was worth
fifteen hundred dollars a year, if he
was, worth a cent, and that he did not
propose to hold down his editorial position
for less than what he was
worth. So, parting in a most friendly
spirit with his employer, Mr. Blaine
returned to Augusta whither he had
gone to Portland, and he had not been
there long when he was nominated
and elected a member of the legislature.
He was four years a member
of that body, and for two years he was
| Its speaker, and that before he had
finished his thirty-second year. In
j that body he discovered wherein his
real ability lay; and so, I say, had he
[ not returned to Augusta when he did,
( and all because he could not get the
raise In salary that he wanted, his
great political career would undoubtedly
have been considerably delayed,
and maybe?who can tell??he might
have become a great newspaper editor
instead of a great statesman^ I
have always believed that Mr. Blaine
cherished at one time a strong secret
ambition to become the editor of a
great newspaper, and had he remained
in Portland with the Advertiser a Boston
or a New York newspaper might
ha^ve tempted Him tnitner in umer
(Copyright, lfllO, by E. J. Edwards.)
Wanted In
Tbe enthusiastic literary gentleman
at Allways-on-the-Go, said London Answers,
had consented to deliver a lecture
in the village club on Burns. For
weeks beforehand the hoardings and
the boardings shouted announcements,
and when the appointed night arrived
the hall was full to overflowing. He
began with "The Cotter's Saturday
Night," "Tam o' Shanter," and "The
Jolly Beggars," and was proceeding
with "John Anderson," when there
UiUlll' ttU iuiviiuinivu hwuj laic ua^rv. ui
the hall. ""What is It, ray man?" Inquired
the lecturer. "HI, when are you
goin" ter give us a few "ints?" came
the reply. "Hints?" repeated the puzzled
gentleman. "Yus, 'ints!" growled
out the man. "I paid threepence ter
come in, 'cos you was supposed to
know all about burns, an' there yer i
stands, spout in' poitry like a parrot, j
while my missus, who's unset a sauce- !
pan of boilin' water on 'er foot, is '
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suppose I'd stick you for so simple a
thing as that' ' 3
"And yet," concluded Mr. Hess, "the
plan that Edison gave us off-hand and
free gratis for nothing Is the one now
universally employed when wires an
to be placed underground."
(Copyright, 1310, by E. J. Edwards.) , V,
Showing Himself Up. _j/
"Unk" Russell, the local prize flghter,
Is very fond of playing baseball'
and when the Athletics are at hornet
he often goes out In the morning to
practise with them.
Apropos of this practise of "nnkV*;
Eddie Collins tells the following story**
"Unk came to Shlbe park earljr Jul ; a
the season and made himself known! '
to us with the request that lr it werw
possible he would like to have a littlepractise
with us, as It would aid In
his training.
"I told him we would be glad tot ,~1:
have him get in the game, and toHt
him to get in left field. He looked] .
around helplessly for a moment ofj
two, and then, coming close to me^
said, almost in a whisper:
"'Say, which is left field? I never
played on this diamond.'"?PhiladeljH
phia Times.
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A Good Actor.
1 see you have an actor employedi
on the farm."
"Yes, I put him on. He's a dam.'
good actor, too. I thought he warn h
working the first year he was here."
rwo McCarthys
\ W-0
Dublin just in time to secure good|
seats at an address delivered by Dan^
iel O'Connell, the great Irish libera*
tor.
"Ah, that was oratory! I have heart! / $
all o( our great American speaKers,j
from William Wirt, who prosecuted'.- --y!
Aaron Burr, down to Roscoe Conkllng^
but I never heard by them such orah>tory
as that which fell from O'Coari
nell's lips. Then it was that I under-'
stood for the first time what th?f
source of O'Connell's power over tha
people of Ireland was.
"After the meeting was over I said)
to the two bishop": 'I will go to thet /"' ' 38
newspaper office and wait there until!
I can get copies of the paper with the)
speech in it, so that I can send them] . v
to the United States by the steamajf)
which sails tomorrow.'
"Arriving at the newspaper, office, I[ .
heard the presses clanging, but I could!
see no light in the editorial rooms, r
rapped at several doors, and at lasq .7:
a porter came io oa of them. '
"'I am anxious tc y>* a few copies
of the paper,' I said, 'and I don't find
anyone about the building who can! i
give them to me.'
'"Faith, then, you'll have to wait
till the morning,' was the porter's answer.
. '' .J
" 'But I can't wait,' I protested. Hi
I get the papers now, I can-address]
them and they will catch the earlyf
morning mall for Queens town and sal.
get to the United States several days)
earlier than they could In any othert
way.
"The porter pricked up his ears. UaJ
you come from the United States oB
America?'he asked. > ' :
" 'Yes, and with me are two bishopaf
of the .Catholic church, and we havoj
heard O'Connell speak tonight' i
" 'Sure, then, if you're from Amert-l
ca,'?of course, the porter spoke withj
a delightfully broad brogue?'you wiUl
know my brother.' v , ' . ^
" 'Very doubtful,' I replied. 'Amerl-;
ca is a big country. What Is your/
brother's name?'
'
" 'It's McCarthy, sir.'
"'What does he do?' , , /(\
" 'He's a waiter in an inn, sir/
" What's the name of the inn?'
"'It's the Astor Inn, on the Broads
way street in New York city, sir.'
"'What!' I said. 'Your brother..
McCarthy, is a waiter in the Astor
House?'
" 'Sure,' he replied. ,
" 'Then,' said I, 'I have to tell youi
that your brother stood behind mr
chair attending to my wants daring
the last meal I took in the United
States before. I sailed. He's my friend,
McCarthy, the waiter, Is.' 1
"The porter was overjoyed, while II
was amazed, to think that In all thai
vast number of immigrants in the Uni
tea states ms orotner snouia nappem
to be my favorite waiter In the Astor
House. Then the porter ran to thai
press room and returned with an aruii
ful of papers, and I got them off b7!
mall. And when I returned homo F
had his brother appointed to a good
paying clerkship in the New York
customs house."
(Copyright, 1910, by E. J. Edwarcla.)
-I J uux _n nr r_n_rjLrLrm n ru- .nnnnr }
if or motion
waltin' ter 'ear whether she'd best
souse it wi' oil or shake the flont
dredger over it!"
The Danger of Corner#.
In no way is the old proverb "Familiarity
breeds contempt" more trua
than as regards corners. The motorist
who has safely rounded a bend In
the road with which he Is very familiar
a thousand times is apt to think
that the thousand-and-flrst experience
will be as the others have been, free
from danger, and that there will be no
obstruction, mechanical or animal,
just out of view. But sooner or later
the unexpected happens, and nothing
but great skill and the alertest
promptitude will avert a bad accident.
And v. bile it is true that in every instance
and at all times a motorist on
the road is dependent not only on his
own actions, but on the actions of others,
this is especially true of cornfcra.
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