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Koonee, Slate Senator. For Catalogue write to WM. D. BURNS, Lawndale, N. C. FOR SALE-SOUTH GA. FARMS 500 ACRES, 150 in cultivation, six-room residence. Best grade pebble land; ideal home. All conveniences. If you desire choice land in south Georgia, see this place WilJ sc!! at reasonable figure. F. J. BIVINS, MouKrie, Ga. Hrnncu S r ui upuj Relief Y Removes all swelling In 8 to 20 A. T days; effect a permanent cure in HV. 30 to 60 days. Trial treatment K ' civen free. Nothing can be fairer. Write Dr. H. H. Green's Sons fral Specialist!, Box B, Atlanta, Ga. Bores Barred. A reporter asked Mr. Roosevelt at the Outlook office how he got through so much work and at the same time saw so many people. "I shun bores," was the reply. "I don't waste minute of my time on bores. Do you perceive that I have only just one chair in this room? You see. my hunting experiences have shown me that great bores are always of small caliber." For COLDS and GKIP HloVs' Capi'dixe Is the best remedr? relieves the aching: and feverishness?cures the Cold and restores normal .conditions. It's liquid?effects immediatly. 10c., 25c., and 5l)c. At drus siorc?s. ^ LOTS OF THEM. The Englishman?Your country Is fine, old chap; but It's too deucedly new. Why, you haven't any fairy tales or The American?Haven't we? Well, you just come with me and?look at some of the tablets on our monuments. Real -Modesty. "An actor should be modest, and most actors are." said James K. Hackett at a luncheon in Pittsburg. "But I know a young actor who. at the beginning of his career, carried modesty almost too far. "This young man inserted in all the dramatic papers a want advertisement that said: 'Engagement wanted?small part, such as dead body or outside shouts preferred.'" A Sage's Summer. Solomon sighed. "Think of the number of plants \ i have to remember to water while they are all away for the summer," he i cried. Herewith he doubted his title to I wisdom. Thinking of Curtain Lectures. Mrs. Peck?I see the Maine Agricultural college proposes to establish lectures especially for country pastors. Mr. Peck?What's the matter, ain't none of the parsons up there married? Deduction in a Street Car. * The Heavyweight?Pardon me, did I step on your foot, sir? Coogan?If yez didn't, begorry, then the rocf must hov fell on It.?Puck. Right food is a basis For right living. "There's only one disease," Says an eminent writer? I" Wrong living "And but one cure? "Right living." Right food is supplied by Grape-Nuts It contains the vital Body and brain-building Elements of wheat and barleyMost important of which is The Poi sium Phosphatr, Grown i: the grain For rebuilding tissues Broken down by daily use. Folks who use Grape-Nuts Know this ?they feel it. "There's a Reason" Read ''The Road to Wellville," Found in packages. THE PULPIT. A BRILLIANT SUNDAY SERMON BY DR. C. F. J. WRiGLEY. Theme: The True Life. Brooklyn, X. Y. ? Dr. C. F. J. YvTrigley, rector of Grace Church, preached Sunday morning on "The True Life." The text was from Matthew 11:25. "I thank Thee, O Father, Lord of heaven and earth, that Thou hast hid these things from the wise and prudent, and hast revealed them unto babes." Dr. Wrigley said: When a man makes up his mind not to vegetate, not to be content simply to exist, but to live the life; when he realizes that he is not only an animal, having much in common with the animals; but also a man, having much in common with the world of mystery by which he is surrounded. there are very few ultimate ideals to which he can turn. The fact is, there are only two such Ideals, if we bar out that insane suggestion of the disordered mind of Nietsche that a man should cultivate the "will to enjoy" or the "will to have power," which is not a philosophy of life, but suitably a foolhardy agolsm. The man's choice really lies between a life of pessimism and agnosticism, a life which gives up all the real problems of life and settles down idto an existence of grim despair and apparently hopeless ignorance of all the things which, most of all, a man wants to know, or a life which "answers the challenge of all suffering and mystery and sin by affirming the everlasting yea." On the one side we have Buddha and Buddhaism, which even yet holds in its grasp India and China and other Eastern countries, and is the cause of the unprogressive and despairing life of those peoples; and, on the other hand, we have Jesus Christ and the confident and affirmative attitude that He takes toward life, proclaiming a bold faith in a fatherly God, who is guiding the world toward a certain goal of goodness and perfection. He points out to us a life of -e.-ii? ^a# ttfhloh rrnn lUlitrr LUiittrut mau au; ui nmvM had dared to dream; and He joyfully points it out to us, calls it His gospel, and declares that it shines through all the perplexities and struggles of our existence?nay, that it is the author and origin not only of all ou?* troubles but also of all our satisfactions. That it is the quality of the everlasting, that it is seizing ' hold of man and triumphantly bidding hi:n to put his hand into th9 hand o? God, and through the mysteries ur. i mists of life to trust the Father, 'and not only allow himself to be led. but himself to struggle up toward 'he eternal. Which of these ideals shall a man accept to-day? Is there any choice? Can a man study the two for even a short time and still be undecided? True, the man may not have heard of tho second ideal, and that it is which constitutes the clarion call to missions; but if he has heard, can j he long question which ideal he is to choose? Why, without thinking a moment, an ordinary, unprejudiced man would say, as he looked upon the ! two pictures of life, I would rather be wrong with Jesus than right with Buddha. \ But, in speaking of this life, Jesus said: "I thank Thee, Father, that Thou hast hid these things from the wise and prudent, and revealed them unto babc-s." What does that mean? Surely, not that the gospel i3 hidden from men cf great intellectual power or mental acumen; not that knowledge or wisdom is a bar to the acceptance of the teachings of Jesus. This is untrue as a fact, for, since the coming of Jesus Christ into the **orld. it is safely within the limits of truth to say that the vast majority of the really wise and intellectually great men 6f the Christian world have been Christians. When a man says that his world-wide knowledge hinders him from accepting the narrow revelation of Jesus, I point to Gladstone. When a man says that his scientific studies are a hindrance to Ms tr.itn, I point to j-.ora iveiviii, i for both Gladstoiifc and Kelvin represent towering intellectual ability, the i one in the departments of literature aL(l statesmanship, and the other in pure science. No, Jesus does net mean that wisdom prevents a man from believing, nor does He discourage learning; Christ's religion, in fact, has been the leader always in the educational world, but He means that no amount of learning can give to a man that which He comes to the world to give. Worldly learning cannot reveal heavenly things. In other words, worldly wisdom cannot be substituted for revelation. Jesus Christ came into the world to live a life, which should be in itself a revelation of new values. It is needless to say they are opposed to world values. For instance, Jesus begins with life itself. It is the supreme value, hence the horrible character of murder and suicide. The Christian world has not yet grasped the real meaning of the value which Jesus placed upon life; not cultivated and refined, but just human life. l nun cuiiies IIuiiiiiiij , tut; ijuasussiuu of which puts a mail into the right atitude toward God "and his fellow man. Then unselfishness, which enables him to shed many of the characteristics of the brute world. Then obedience. which enables him to cultivate the qualities of the ruler, that he may be se'.f-pocsessed and strong. Then love, which leads to gratitude to God, and the help of his fellow man. These tilings are supreme values in the revelation of Jesus Christ. He has little to say about birth. A r.ian may have been born in a hovel, or the heir to a throne; it matters not so as his work is well done. A man may be worth much money, or none; he may be very wise, or not very wise; he may be cultivated and refined, or coarse and rough?none of these things are taken into consideration b/ Jesus, because they do not enter into His system of values. They are only world valnps and have an importance that I attaches only to the life that now is. The question, then, is: Are these values of Jesus real values, and If so why arc they tot universally acecpted? The answer is every man 13 born capable of appreciating these values, but he may lose the faculty, and, having lost it, he finds it difficult to regain. "I thank Thee that Thou hast ro ealed them to babes." What does *hat mean? and why thankful that those things were revealed to babes? The answer is plain. Ho was thankful that Ilis message could bo understood by anyone possessing the ordinary, human receptive faculties. If the message could be understood only hv men of surpassing intellectual gifts, it could never be a general gospei, because few would be wise r enough to understand it; but. the j gospel is not a riddle to be solved and ! needing great mental gifts in order j to solve it, but a revelation to the j heart of the world. The word "babes" in this connection means onr. common humanity, to which everything that j relates to humanity appeals. It is tho prreat common world interest. It is that to which classic literature appeals. I suppose that much of the interest that we have In the old world * literature is that we are readine: about the sorrows and tlie joys of men like unto ourselves, who lived hundreds of years ago. We speak of Burns' poetry as something that appeals to the heart of the world. We mean that it appeals to everybody, t that it touches our common humanity. that it is something which everyone can appreciate. This is the power of the universal language like ' music or art. everybody of every age, r and of every nation understands. c Now Christianity anpeals to this a common humanity because it is * founded upon the great fact of a com- * mon need. Human nature says a re- J cent writer, "moves cut toward God." 8 This is true, because as soon as hu- ^ man nature begins to wonder about J things, there is a demand for satisfac- ' tion concerning the mysteries. As ^ soon as a man begins to appreciate ^ the fact of God's existence, he begins J to know that God is good, and he be- !; gins to have a sense of si**. As soon as he becomes conscious cl sin he is anxious to obtain pardon; therefore. "r it. is that Christianity which meets ( the man with an answer to all his questions about. God, and with forjr'-eness for his sin and pardon for hir. wrongdoing, and reconciliation to God satisfies his inmost being. Christianity, then, is the permanent answer to a permanent need, that is the Saviour's estimate of it. but ~ne asks, if that is the case, why is it not universally accepted? Jesus Himself tells us, because it makes its appeal to t ie heart, and not the intellect; which means that it appeals to the whole personality of our sane, calm and serene manhood, and not to the Intellect of the emotions alone. Jesus offered His gospel to the Scribes and Pharisees, and it was rejected; the "wise and nrudent" were offended by it. "He found His disciples among men who had neither been tempted by wealth nor corrupted by poverty, men who could pray "Give us this day our daily bread" with earnestness because their daily bread depended upon their daily toil; men of nc great learning, but nracti cai, commonsense. nam-neacieu men G of the world, and let us remember .Tesus gives thanks tha" it is so. He does not accept it as one of the conditions of His work and m?.ke excuses for it. hut says that it is the "strength and power of His message that it makes its appeal to the average man with his average intelligence, and average hun.an wants," and not primarily to the scholars of the day. Let us never forget that great fact, which is fundamental to the success of Christianity, that it is a message and not an argument, and if a man shall ask. Hew do T know the message to be from God? the answer is, the message contains the nroof of its ov/n truth. It proves itself to be true when it has satisfied my ne*d. The father gives bread to the child and says take and eat. The child may question the value of the food?* and yet he has faith enough to eat, and after he has eaten there is do room for argument, for his hunger is satisfied. The Father in heaven has done the same thing. He has seen the hunger of the world and He has said. ~ 3 19 4.1* ^ I1A LcLtttJ cl LiU till. II UJC I-JIUU Ilu5 L&IILI enough to accept the bread of the world, there is afterward no room for argument, for his hunger Is satisfied, and a new vigor and power have come into his life. It is only the "wise and prudent" who refrain from eating the bread of life which Christ offers, and because of their refusal are still wondering over the great problems of sin and Gorrow and death, and are not satisfied because thay get r.o answer. Explanation of Life's Mysteries. Few places are more rough, mora lacking :'n every element of beauty, than a stone quarry. I began my ministry anions the quarries of Ca ie Ann, which have since been multiplying over its granite surface. Were I to take che owners of some? of the newer quarries, and walk with them over the familiar places, I could say to them: "I remember when I used to walk here among stately trees, or sit under the shadow of a great rock and feast on the surrounding beauties; but new you have blasted the rocks, you have cut down the trees, you have littered the fields with broken fragments. What does it all mean?" Then they could take me to ? some noble buildings in various cities ^ and say: "Do you see those stately 11 buildings, beautiful cornices, grace- e ful arches, lofty columns? Well, c there is the meaning of the quarry." c So it is that Heaven explains the r meaning of many or the mysteries of 1 our earthly experience. The cares, r burdens, sorrows, joys, works, trials, * are all instruments for fitting us for f our heavenly home.?Peloubet. 1 c ' \ All Things Are Ours. It is a ihame, I say, to see them that cr.nnot husband that happy estate i which they have. They live as if they i had it not?so full of want, so full of care and pride, so weak and unable to master their sins; whereas the fault is not in the power of faith, nor in the promise, nor in the Lord; for the Lord doth not grudge His people of comfort, but would have them live J cheerfully and have strong consolations and mighty assurance of God's . love.?Themas Hooker. Whers Women Ruled. Tho native women of Hawaii hava always been prominent in affairs of state, in latter days being limited by j circumstances to private Influence, t public harangues, writing for th? 1 ppwKn.mprs or lobbvine. and this be- t ing confined to a limited number. In J ancient days rank of nobility de- ' scended from the mother, and the j characters of many chieftainesses , Bliine out as beacon lights in the his> j tory of thi3 Interesting people. During the monarchy women held most i responsible positions, especially unI der the earlier kings, as regents and premiers, and for some years, and un- i til very lately, a woman versed in , Hawaiian customs presided as judge (and a most dignified judge) of the court of private ways and water rights. What attitude the Hawaiian women as a whole would take on the equal suffrage question'cannot be determined except by vote, but I think it fair to presume that they would favor it.? Columbian. IV < f - ~ ' The Sunday=School INTERNATIONAL LESSON COMMEXTS FOR SEPTEMBER 11. Subject: The King's Marriage Feast, Matt. 22:1-14?Commit Verses 8, 0. GOLDEN TEXT.?"Many are called >ut few are chosen." Matt. 22:14. TIME.?Monday, April 3, A. D. 30. PLACE.?Jerusalem, the temple. EXPOSITIOX.?I. God's Invitation "Hsregarded and Despised, 1-7. Jesu:3 ead the hearts of the chief priests ind Pharisees (cf. ch. 21:45, 46) and mswered their thought by the parade of the lesson. By comparing thu cingdom unto a royal marriage feast fesus sets forth the thought that it i;j l place of festal joy (cf. Luke 14: .6), and also suggests that Christ's elation to His people is that of a lusband to his wife (cf. 1 Cor,. 11: Eph. 5:24-32; John 3:29). The fews were the ones who were first indued by the prophets and afterward >y John the Baptist (ch. 3:1, 2) and ne twelve disciples (ch. 10:6, 7). We vould naturally expect that when ;uch an invitation came that all would iccept it, they would be even more ikely to accept it in the east than we n the west. But in the case of God's east, the invitation was spurned and reated with contempt (v. 5). Nothng more clearly reveals the foolishless and wickedness of the human leart than the way in which men re:eive God's invitations of grace. These >eople were shut out of the feast sim>ly because they did not accept the nvitation. The Jews did not find life tnd joy In Christ simply because they vould not come to Him (John 5:40). ^.nd if there are any to-day who do iot find pardon and peace and life in reaus, it is simply because they will iot come to Him. Throughout the listory of the human race man has ilways been unwilling to accept God's nvitations of mercy (Prov. 1:24; Is. >5:2, 12: 66:4; Jer. 6:16; Ps. 81? L0, 11; Rom. 10:21; Matt. 23:37). t is because of the deceitfulness, vickedness and blindness of their learts that men thus treat God's inviations (Jer. 17:9; 2 Cor. 4:4). The cing did not stop at the first invita ion (cf. 21:36), and God does not itop with one invitation. Wonderful ndeed is the forbearance of God. It vas business that kept men from ac:epting the king's invitation, and so it >ften is to-day (cf. ch. 13:22). An jarthly king would regard such a reatment of the royal invitation with ;reat displeasure, and so does God [cf. Heb. 10:28, 29). Some even vent beyond treating the invitation vith contempt, they abused and killed he servants that brought the invitaation. This was historically true of he Jewish treatment of God's servmts who came to Invite them to His easts (Acts 4:1-3; 7:54-59), God's ;ervants are often so treated to-day. Jod's feeling toward such is set forth n v. 7. Here we have a clear predicion of the destruction of Jerusalem cf. Luke 19:42-44; 21:20-22), The ejection and crucifixion of Christ was he cause of the destruction of Jeru;alem. This had been predicted in he Old Testament (Dan. 9:26; Micah 1:12). II. God's Invitation Accepted, 8-10. vnen israei rejected uou s mvuauon 3od sent It to the Gentiles (8, 9). srael lost the marriage feast because hey were "not worthy." The thing hat makes us worthy is taking our rue place before God and accepting he atonement He has made (Luke 8:14, 15; Rev. 22:14. R. V.). When ?ne rejects the invitation he judges limself unworthy of everlasting life Acts 13:4G). The servants were not nerely to bid those in the highways o come, but to gather them in (v. .0; cf. Luke 14:21, 23). This lays ipon the church the duty of urgency .nd insistency in their invitation to nen to Christ. We are to invite both ;ood and bad. The Gospel invitation s to all (Mark 1:15; Rev. 22:17). "he servants did as they were bidden. Christ's servants have not always been .s true to their commission as they .re represented as being here. "The redding was filled." Heaven will not >e an empty place, it will be full (cf. lev. 7:9-14). If we refuse the inviation, God will find others who will iccept it. The bad are mentioned be- | ore the good as among those invited. There is room in the kingdom for hose who have besn very bad (1 "or. 6:10, 11). III. The Unprepared Guest, 11-14. The king will come in and scrutinize lis guests (v. 11). A strange sight greeted his eyes, a guest without a redding garment. The wedding garnent is the figure of the robe of right:ousness that God expects all to put in who accept His invitation. The me who had not on the wedding garnent had not really accepted the inviation to the wedding feast. If one eally accepts God's invitation to His leavenly kingdom, he will get ready or it by putting on Jesus Christ. His leglect to make ready was an act of ontempt for the king. If we outwardly accept God's T.nvitation and do lot make ready, we are despising )oth Him and His invitation. One luestion Drougnt me iounsn guest iu lis senses, and a word from God will jring us to our senses if we have not m the wedding garment. The offendng guest had no excuse to offer. '"He vas speechless," and so will all be vho do not put on the wedding garnent. How awful is the doom of hose who do not make ready as set ,'orih in the 13th verse, he will be ast into a place of darkness, woe and mpotent rage. Goi calls all, but jnly those who appreciate the call ind accept the robe of righteousness iVhicii He provides are "chosen!" As We "Would Ilave God Do. Alas, if my best friend, who hath !flid down His life for me, were to rencmber all the instances in which I lave neglected Him. and to plead :hem against me in judgment, where should I hide my guilty head in the lay of recompense? I will pray, herefore, for blessings on my 'riends, even though they cease to so. and unon my enemies, though .hey continue such.?Cowper, A Few Statistics. Do you lova statistics. Try thesa They are very nice. Three milliori matches are lighted in this world every minute In every hour of. eacb clay. Seven billion is the enormous number for the entire year, and those living under the American flf;g are said to be responsible for tha con sumption of one-half of this amount These figures do not include matches made in heaven, oi course. OUR TEMPERANCE COLUMN. REPORTS OF PROGRESS OF TnE BATTLE AGAINST RU?L A Story of Profit and Loss. How the enforcement Oi! prohibition ruins business will be appreciated by business men who will recognize its practical workings in the following bit of commercial history: Prior to the prohibition enactment. Walruff's brewery in Lawrence, Kan., was a prosperous business, employing about ten men, besides the proprietor. Suppose the average wage of brewery employes is $12 per week, the ten men would earn a total of $120 per week to be expended in groceries, dry goods, shoes, boots, rent, books, music and other commodities. On the adoption of prohibition the brewery closed. The employes were thrown out of work, and the dealers were the losers o! their trade, at least until such time as new positions could be secured by them. The brewer sold his property, and, very probably, moved away, taking his capital with him, to And some more congenial clime for the prosecution of his enterprise. The commercial loss sustained was: Loss of wages, $120 per week. The loss of capital, say, $18,000. The loss of a leading industry, and Its head. The loss of money flowing into the town as a result of that industry. The brewer sold his plant?build lngs, engines, ground?to a shoe and boot manufacturer. The factory gave employment to over 100 men. Suppose the average weekly wage of shoe operatives is $9 per week. The weekly payroll will be S900, the amount to be expended with the merchants, mechanics and tradespeople of the town. This shows a net gain (after deducting the losses shown above), of Weekly wages, $780, or C58 per cent. Ninety families to feed, clothe and house. Increase in flow of money to the town as result of the new industry. This showing is direct and tangible. But, in addition, while the saloons were in town there was some percentage of the wages of the general wage-earner, and some percentage of the money paid to .the farmer that went into the till of the saloonkeeper, and there was some ratio of the industry, honesty and productivity of the drinking men destroyed by the drink. And there was some percentage of the crime and pauperism with its attendant expense to the community traceable to the beer made in1 the brewery. Not so with the shoes and boots. Not in the whole history of the manufacture of footwear has a man been known to go home under the influence of indulgence in patent leathers or stogies to brain his wife with a bootJack or chase his children into the freezing night with the blackingbrush. No town board, moved with compassion for suffering womanhood and starving childhood, has ever found it necessary to ordain that the shoe shops must close at 11 p. m. There is not a row, not a riot, not a murder, not a shooting, not a fistfight in a carload of footwear. fill Unctncoa man mrAn x Li,\j 1151111 ui uu-amtoo c?cu though they have no care for .the higher prrposes of life, will recognize that it makes a colossal comncrcial difference to a town whether industry produces shoes and boots, or boozo and shoots.?Northwestern Patriot. A Liquor Dealer's Want Ad. Wanted?One hundred boys for new customers. Most of our old customers are rapidly dropping out. Ten committed suicide last week. Twenty are now in jail and eight are in the chain gang. Fifteen were sent to the poorhouse; one was hanged. Three were sent to the insane asylum. Most of the balance ain't worth fooling with?they've got no money. We are just obliged to have new customers?fresh, young blood. Or we will have to shut up shop. Don't make any difference whose . j V-.. Doys you are?we neea you. xuu will be welcome. If once you get started with us we guarantee to hold you. Our goods are sure. Come early and stay late.?The People. A Forceful Indictmcnt. Dr. Howard A. Kelley, of Johns Hopkins Hospital, Baltimore, at the Washington meeting of the American Society for the Study of Alcohol and Other Drug Habits, speaking as a physician with thirty-two years' experience, said: "I began my practice in private life by prescribing alcohol in its various forms as an easily diffusible stimulant in cases of periodic weakness, in low fevers and exhaustion. in accordance with the common custom of a generation ago. My experience has told me that the effect is temporary, evanescent; that the drug (for such it is) does no real good: and that a dangerous habit is thus easily endangered which may be most difficult to eradicate, a habit that may utterly ruin the patient's body, souj and spirit." Prv.nkenness in Canada. Nowhere in the world where the liquor traffic exists is it under better "regulation" than in the Dominion of Canada, and nowhere is law, even regarding the saloon, better enforced than in that country. Yet, according to Canada's new report of criminal statistics, arrests for drunkenness have increased from 11,090 in 1S99 to 31,0S9 in 190S. IJnd For the Boast. The passenger inside the cab suddenly put his head out of the window and exclaimed to the driver: "Get on, man! Get on! Wake up your nag." "Shure, sor. I 'aven't the 'eart to bate 'im." "What's the matter with him? Is ?=e sick?" "No, sor, 'e's not sick, but it's unlucky 'e is, sor, unlucky. You see, cor, every morning, afore I put 'im in the cab, I tosses 'im whether 'e'll 'ave a feed of oats or I'll 'ave a dhrink of whisky, an' the poor haste 'as lost five morn* ings running.'' Two Types. An Irish teamster in a New England town when asked why he always oted "no license." said: "Me boy died of rum, an* I do what I cau to keep other folks' boys from dying the same way." This ignorant teamster is a citizen of ihe highest type. . A gentleman of high standing in the sama place said: "Why should ' T ?- tli a {'o nf rtnetinc n?v 1 gu HIW V?L Vl.JUUJ, UI,' ballot? Tbis town is run by a lot of low, corrupt politicians. My vote doesn't count. I've no time for sentimental shams." This scholarly gentlewao is a c'Vvyt of ihe lewsst type. > 1. THE IMPORTANCE OF. HEALTHY KIDNEY8. ' Weak kidneys fail to remove poisons from the blood, and they are the cause of backache, headache, urinary troubles and dizzy spells. To insure good health keep the kldneys well. Doan's vTw ibeA ? KIdney Pills remove all kidney ills. i* Jw ^rs* Sophia Hult(I /?S qul8t'10 w' 16th st' /) /yi? Jamestown, N. Y., / (AM says: "Doctor said I if / / Hw could not live six rW* months. I was bloatjj / ed to twice normal .. M size and friends could not recognize me. I was nerfectly helpless and wished for deatn. Rapid improvement took place after I began using Doan's Kidney Pills, and in six weeks I was cured. Remember the name?Doan's. For sale by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Foster-Milburn Co., BufTalo, N. Y. Sign of Recovery. "If when the devil is sick a monk he will be," said Rose Stahl sagely, "then the devil gets well in double quick time. Witness that young 'divll *rrl*-V? + v.^ ? rriTT IHfl iVMIRfn. TjflSt Willi IUC lmilVfOy 1'' J M*v? ? winter he was ill, so ill he didn't have any sense of humor left nor any sense either. I was staying at the same hotel, and when I went in to look after him he virtuously remarked that his room was no place for a'Chorus Lady' and promptly shooed me out. (A few years ago I spanked that kid.) Then he got scared and sent for a doctor and the doctor sent for a trained nurse. For several days I got bulletins of his progress from the chambermaid. The fourth morning she set my mind completely at rest. " 'Sure, ma'am,' sail Maggie, 'an' I think he do be gettin' along very well. The nurse was sittin' on his lap this mornin'!'" Did More Good Than All Other Tonics or Quinine. When Quinine fails, try Hughes' Tonic. "Your Hughes' Tonic did me more good than all the other tonics or quinine together. Quinine will not break the chills, but Hughes' Tonic acts like a charm." Sold by Druggists?50c. and $1.00 bottles. Prepared by Robinson-Pettet Co. (Inc.), T nulcvillo Mrs. Wiggjn's Idea of London. During the recent visit of Mrs. Wiggin, the American author, in London, an interviewer called on her. With pencil poised, the interviewer asked: "And wha,t do you think of London. Mrs. Wiggin?" " "You remind me," answered the author cheerfully, "of the young lady who sat beside Dr. Gibbon at dinner. She turned to him after the soup. " 'Do, dear Dr. Gibbon,' she said, 'tell me about the decline and fall of the Roman empire.'" In the Suburb. "What beautiful public building is that?" "That Isn't a public building. It's old man Savitt's summer cottage." "And whose neat little cottage Is that over there with the tower on it? That little one-story frame afTair." "That isn't a cottage. It's the First Episcopal church."?Life. An Operatic Expletive. "Bifferton is awfully gone on grand opera, isn't he?" "I should say he is! Why, he even swears by Gadski!"The professional man who can't make a living can go around sneering at the business man who can. ' Vk Tho stomach Jo a la suit of happiness " th can withstand hunger Vj peptio "is fit for treat ^? S to *be ^ron will be a weak soldier A sound stomach m health and happiness. / WWmMa Diseases of the stoi ( Jgflfflg! ) nutrition are promptl; J/ Dr. PIERCE'S C 1/1 It builds up tl J f\/ solid muscle, ti Ltgj The dealer who offe Jtaer nnlv sp^kind to make fS5$ sale of less meritoriou Ski Dr. Pierce's Comm jsj on receipt of stamps ??/ 21 one-cent stamps ioi ^ for the cloth bound. Association. R. V. Pi YOUJIG Ml Why Suffer Fram Eczema? ? Uam Tnllii USA CV a ueurglcs man eciis no laperience. I was afflicted with a very bad cas? of Eczema for twenty-five years, which was in my feet, legs and hips. Through all this time I tried different remedies and Doctors' prescriptions, obtaining no relief until I used your HUNT'S CURE. One box (50c) cured me entirely, and though two years have elapsed I have had no return of the trouble. Naturally I regard it as the greatest remedy in the world. Yours, J. P. Perkins, Atlanta, Ga. Manufactured nnd Guaranteed by A. B. Richards Medicine Co., Sherman, Texas MEAN. Willie?We were playing insurance company at school today and the boys treated me mean. a3 Mama?How? Willie?I was the president of the company, and. before I could resign they fired me. KEEP BABY'S SKIN 3LEAR |j Few parents realize how many ea." TUfld V? o ttq hoon omhiffAro/t ULU0.U1O UTCO uorw wuvu VAUMAVkvaww -V-CH and social and business success pre* vented by serious skin affections which so often result from the neglect . ,|j| of minor eruptions In Infancy and childhood. With but a little care and cyj| the use of the proper emollients, baby's skin and hair may be preserved, purl- . ^ fled and beautified, minor eruptions <3 prevented from becoming chronic and torturing, disfiguring rashes, ltchings, -&A Irritations and chafings dispelled. To this end, hothing Is so pure, so sweet, so speedily effective as the con? stant use of Cutlcura Soap, assisted, when necessary, by Cutlcura Ointment. ' Send to Potter Drug & Chem. Corp., sole proprietors, Boston, for their free & 32-page Cutlcura Book, telling all about the care and treatment of the skin. He Had No Eye for Color. '' ? There came to the home of a Negro In Tennessee an addition to the family in the shape of triplets. The proud father hailed the first man who came along the road ind asked him in to see them. The man, who was an Irishman, seemed greatly Interested In the infants as he looked them over, lying In a row before him. "What does yo' think?" asked the parent "Waul"?pointing to the one In themiddle?"I think I'd save that one."? , ftSg Everybody's Magazine. A Fake Camera. "Yonder is a beach camera fiend,": raM thfl first bathine eirl. "They aro disgusting, I think." "This one Is particularly disgust- ' ySfl Ing," declared the second bathing glrL "After I had posed all morning for hl? benefit, he ate his lunch from that ; ; box." ' '-t CHILL TOKIO. Ton know what you are takm?. The. formula U plainly printed on every bottle, bowing It Is (Amply Qulnlno and Iron In a tart*- a I 1?m form. Tbe Quinine drives out the malaria . and tne Iron bulla* up tbe syitem. Sold by all dealers lor 81 years. Frloe ?0 cams. j2 Domestic Amenities. "Hubby, I gave your light pants t0 a poor tramp." "And what am I going to wear this ' , 38 summer? Kilts?".' For HEADACHE?Hicks' CAPUDETB Whether from Colds, Heat, Stomach or Nervous Troubles, Capudlne will reUeve you. It's liquid?pleaa?nt to take?acts lmmedlately. Try It. 10c., 25c., and 50 cents at drug stores. Lots of us neve? put off till tomorrow what we can have done for us today. ' -$l!B _ , ' T> m M *4 Patriotism rger factor in " life; liberty and the puraa moat people are aware. Patriotism - j but not dyspepsia. The confirmed dysioo, stratagems and spoils." The maa t for his country with a weak stomach ' and a fault finder. akes for good citizens nip as well as fo* mach and other organs of digestion and jr and permanently cured by the use of ?OLDEN MEDIG71L DISCOVERT. Jre body with sound Utah and rs a substitute for the "Discovery" is the little more profit realized on tha s preparations. ion Sense Medical Adviser is sent free to pay expense of mailing only. Send r the paper covered book, or 31 stamp* , Address World's Dispensary Medical erce, M. D.t President, Buffalo, N. Y. [ AXLE GREASE i Keeps the spindle bright and ft free from grit. Try a box^ A Sold by dealers everywhere. B CTAMnARf) OIL CO. mw a ?W. (Incorporated) ?, EH AND LADIES s- s- T- established 22 C1I AMI UUflC* years. Big demand for FEI PCR1DIIYT oar graduates. Studenta I Ctswiwr n I i qualify In few months. ring ?50 to 175 a month guaranteed. Quick IVrlto today for freo Illustrated catalog. IS SCHOOL OF TELEGRAPHY, I Box 272. NEWNAN, GA. - ?? A WE BUY*\ nwoou V^IDESan^RS# | J J JJ BeiaiDetlgs. |^JjP i we can da better for joa Una a(eab ar eoamnsin merchants. * | Reference: any bank ia LoHurille. Ve fsraiak E I Woal Bags Free to oar shippers. Write for price lot If I M. SABEL k SOWS Lcakrille, Kj, Jf , H Fork Union Military Academy DR. W. E. HATCHER, President Give yonr son a chance to be a better man than you are, help him make a more progressive farmer. You have the boy, we liavo the school, try them together and watch results. Terms $180.00 for session. For catalogue, address E. S. LIGON, Headmaster, FORK UNION, V/L W. N. U- CHARLOTTE, NO. 35-19iaj . ' -v'T jjJ