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Try Murine For Your Eye Troubles. You Will Like Murine. It Soothes. 50c at Your Druggists. Write For Eye Books. Free. * Murine Eye Remedy Co.. Chicago. Gallant. She?If I were a man, I should never marry. He?If you were a man, I should never marry. The Eest. Hughes' the be3t: "Have been selling Hughes' Tor.ic for years. It is the best remedy for chills and fever, curing * several cases with one bottle. Honest and valuable remedy." Sold I by Druggists?50c. and $1.00 bottles. Prepared by Robinson-Pettet Co. (Inc.), Louisville. | The Summer Girl. "How'd you like to be engaged to a millionaire?" "I was engaged to one all last sum mer, ana no senium bpem a uiuic. * want to be engaged to a young man who is down here for two weeks with about $300 in his roll." Quotation Marks. Senator Beveridge. in an after-dinner speech in Cleveland, said of a corrupt politician: "The man's excuse is as absurd as the excuse that a certain minister offered on being convicted of plagiarism. " 'Brethren,' said this minister, 'it is true that I occasional^' borrow for my sermons, but I always acknowledge the fact in the pulpit by raising two fingers at the beginning and two at the end of the borrowed matter, thus indicating that it is quoted.'" A New Version. Lawyers have a peculiar system of abbreviation, such words as trustees, executors being cut down to trees, exnrs, and admors. This practise led i to an amusing slip on the part of a solicitor who, somewhat late in life, abandoned his profession and entered % the church. A fow Sundays after his ] ordination he startled his congrega- , tion while reading the lesson by deliv- ( o f/nlutira . enng one en tiie passa^ca ao iuuun?, ^ "I see men as trustees walking." # other Tradition Exploded. 1 Englishmen were resting at ] the "Red Horse Inn" at Stratford-on- 1 Avon. One of them discovered- a print picturing a low tumbling building underneath which was printed: "The House in Which Shakespeare Was Born." Turning to his friend in mild surprise he pointed to the print. His friend exhibited equal surprise, and called a waiter who assured them cf the accuracy of the inscription. " 'Pon my word," said the observing Englishman, shaking his head dubiously, "I thought he was born in 5 a manger!"?Success Magazine. A Bernhardt Trick. Mrae. Sarah Bernhardt, who is supposed to be something of an artist as well as an actress, was recently called upon in one of her marvelous creations to enact the role of a sculptor, and to model a certain bust in view of , the audience. This fairly electrified the critics, but when going into rhapS sodies over the technical skill in handling the clay which Mme. Bernhardt exhibited they showed that they knew little of the artistic tricks of actors and actresses; as a matter of fact, she does nothing of the kind. The bust is modeled and baked, and over it Is placed damp clay of the same color. This the talented actress merely pulls off, exposing the beautifully modeled head underneath. Summer Comfort Ti | auuix sauaiuv- I tion and delightful re; freshment in a glass of ' Fcistem Served with Sugar and a little Lemon. oAr>f<-i m r* f l*?a ? USLUill LUlliaiiiO LIIV^ natural food elements of ; field grains and is really a food drink that relieves fatigue and quenches the thirst. Pure, Wholesome, Delicious "There's a Reason" POSTUM CEREAL CO., Ltd., Ua.tt:e Creek, MicU. | t LEOPARD MOTH INJUR? Pronounced as One of Worst I Accidentally Intr Country Fr< I Female Lei (Ey W. E. BRITTON, Ph. D.. Entomologist, Connecticut Agricultural Experiment Station.) A brief note was printed in the last report of this station regarding the occurrence of the leopard moth in Connecticut. Since this note was published considerable evidence has been brought to our attention of serious i damage to shade trees, especially j elms, by this insect. Pruning of the ! trees and especially the removal of | dead branches reveals the tunnels of : the leopard moth larva, which is a ! borer in the branches and trunks of many species of broad-leaved trees. Several specimens of the adult moths have been captured in New Haven, but it was not known until recently that the insect is doing much injury to the trees in Connecticut. The leopard moth is a European pest, and like many other very injurious insects that we now have to fight, was accidentally introduced into this country, being first noticed in June, 1SS1, at Hoboken, N. J. Three years later Dr. E. B. Southwick found it injuring trees in Central park, New Vnrlr nlfv nnH in 1501 nrnnnrnroH it one of the worst insect pests attacking shade trees. The leopard moth was soon found in other cities near New York, and in 1907 Mr. A. H. Kirkland, then superintendent in charge of the work of suppressing the gypsy and browntail moths in Massachusetts, called attention to its presence MiXlNGCEMEt r - 7 to CAy/ Pellcy ^ f'! 8 i Bgg W -j w ~y=L=~s) 1 "7 A good concrete mixer can easily be made. Take a piece of timber six by six or five by five inches square, cut down the corners, making it eight-cornered as near equal as possible. Have the blacksmith make about 80 wings out of fiat iron about one-eighth of an inch thick and two inches wide. Cut the pieces four inches long, cutting about miter slant at each end. Drill two holes about one and one-half inches from one end, bent strips in the middle to a right angle with the same slant as ends are cut. Nail these wings onto the eight-cornered timber, going round and round, making an auger like a conveyor auger in a mill or threshing machine. This auger should be about seven feet long. In 'he middle of each end of the auger or eviinder bore a hole for a short shaft: a piece of gas pipe will do. Head end of the shaft must be fastened securely. Or bore a hole through end Of cylinder and through shaft and fasten with a bolt. On outer end of this shaft fasten securely a pulley ten or more TURNING WASTE INTO VALUE No System of Farming Has Ever Been Successful Which Does Not Include Keeping of Live Stock. (By J. E. PAYNE. Colorado Agricultural College.) The history of the settlement of Western Kansas and Western Nebraska shows that the people who kept milch cows were able to hold their claims and make themselves homes, while many of their neighbors who refused to be in partnership with the cow fail-id. This has been found true of the early settlers of Colorado and other states. Some people are able to get along without cows, but the chances are against the person who makes the attempt. It seems to be one of the foundation principles of agriculture that 110 sys-1 tern can long be followed at a profit j which does not make provision for re- j turning to the land in some form the I elements of fertility taken from it by ! the crops. So no system of farming I has ever been successful for any great j length of time in any climate which | does not include the keeping of live ! stock as one of its important features. The successful man, be he manager of a farm or a factory, is the man who plans to turn waste products Into value. Kaffir, milo, sorghum, millet, stock beets, stock melons, the straw from grain, corn stalks and all other rough feed which is produced on the farm is of a nature that market for it is extremely limited. And some variety of this rough feed is produced in large Quantities in every community every year. So much is produced that if the growers tried to sell it all directly for cash, it would not bring enough to pay for hauling it to market. As much is produced forty miles from a railroad as in the community joining th? shipping station. The cow will furnish a home market I L ... loST OUS OF INSECTS Pests Attacking Shade Trees? oduced Into This om Europe. 3 ? ip 1 opard Moth. in Boston. During 1909 the writer was informed of its occurrence in Providence, R. I., and also that many of the fine elms of Caml "dge, Mass.. were threatened with destruction by this insect. The leopard moth is reported by Professor Smith as occurring as far south as Long Branch, N. J. As It first appeared in Hoboken, N. J., it will be seen that like many other European insects introduced into this country it has spread northward much more rapidly than in any other direction. The position of the caterpillars tunneling in the branches, especially when they are in the tops of large trees, render them exceedingly difficult to reach. If the trees are pruned or otherwise gone over systematically ever*year or two the burrows will certainly be detected and can be treated by injecting a few drops of carbon disulphide from an oil can into each and closing the opening with clay, putty, grafting wax or newly made hard soap. The poisonous fumes penetrate throughout the galleries and will ltill the borers therein. Wilting branches indicate the presence of the borers and should be removed and destroyed. All twigs and limbs that break off during storms should be gathered and burned, thus destroying many of the borers in their tunnels. All female moths should be destroyed wherever found. >IT AND SAND EL t , j ./ ?- ~-i? ~* ??~ J ? ~~ *vT _ S.i 3 1 1 ^ inches In diameter, depending on speed and size of pulley on engine, This pulley should have not less than four inches in face and should not run more than 100 revolutions per minute. Make a trough for this cylinder to work In, using a plank for bottom just wide enough so wings work free. uac ?A"xiiK,ii uuaiub uii biutrb. jueavt? top open. Put in head at each end, boring hole in center of foot end and making slot at head end so cylinder can be removed by lifting at pulley and puling endways. Leave opening at foot end of box for mortar to drop through into a mortar box or on a platform. Make a small hopper on head end of box and close by placing a box large enough to hold a sack of cement. About half way to the other end place a barrel with faucet to supply water. Use measures of proportionate size. A boy puts in a measure of cement to a man's measure of sand, pouring in slowly together. Regulate water by faucet, and the machine will do the rest. for all the bulky feed which the farmer can raise, and will take it, delivered at his yard?paying about as much per ton as the care of her owner and his management will permit. The cream produced can be sold for cash, and the farm products will be marVpfprl in rnnppntratprl fnriyt Who* would have required a four-horse team to take to market can be hauled to market, when reduced to cream, in a one-horse buggy. Classifying Dirty Eggs. Dirty eggs are grouped in three classes in a bulletin published by the department of agriculture, at Washington, as well as on the market. "Plain dirties" are (hose to which soil adheres; "stained," are those soiled by contact with damp straw or other material discoloring the shell; "smeared," are those covered with the contents of broken eggs. The government bulletin says the farmers are to blame for putting "plain dirties" and "stained" eggs upon the market, but that the "smeared" originate all along the route from the farmer's home to the consumer. Every farmer will learn much about egg production and the profit in poultry by asking the department of agriculture. Wnshirur ton, to send him "Bureau of.Animal Industry circular No. 140," which is free for the asking. Bush Beans. Try bush beans in hills and see whether you like the plan better than drills; that is, drop four or five beans at spaces of about eight inches. The advantage claimed is that better opportunity is afforded for tillage, as the hoe can be worked with ease about the hills. Fodder Corn. Fodder corn is the staple roughage for the man who milks cows, and when properly cured is a good substitute for ensilage. The silo, however, saves all the feed and the cows relish the ensilage better bccause it is more succulent. I The Sunday=School INTERNATIONAL LESSON COM. . MENTS FOR AUGUST 28. i Subject: Jesus Entering Jerusalem, Matt. 21:1-17?Commit to Memory Verses 10, 11. GOLDEN TEXT.?"Hosanna to the I ;on of David: Blessed is He that Cometh in the naire of the Lord; Hosanna 1 in the highest." Matt. 21:9. ' TIME. ? Saturday and Sunday, April 1 and 2. A. D. 30. PLACE.?Eethphage and Jerusalem. ' EXPOSITION.?I. Jesus Entering 1 Jerusalem as the Son of David, 1-11. ? As Jesus drew near Jerusalem He ] sent two of His disciples on a trying errand. It was a trial of faith. These < disciples proved themselves to he dis- 1 ciples indeed.'by doing precisely what 1 the Master told them to do (v. 6). 1 Phis is the supreme test of disciple- 1 ship (Jno. 15:141. They found every- 1 thing just as Jesus said it would he (Luke 19:32). In putting their own < I garments on the colt for Jesus to .'it < I nnnn thcv nrnnlnimfid their OW11 3C- I < ceptance of Jesus as king (cf. 2 K. | : 9:13). Thus Jesus entered Jerusalem in literal fulfillment of Zecha- ' riah's prophecy (Zech. 9;9). Those 1 who protest against a literal interpre- 1 tation of prophecies as yet unfulfilled, i would do well to note carefully with ] what minute literalness Christ his ' ; fulfilled the prophecies that have be?:n ] fulfilled. The crowd as well as the I disciples proclaim Jesus king. The ] enthusiasm was tremendous (Jno. < 12:13). As they turned the corner ] of the Mount and Jerusalem rose te- j fore their view the people began to 1 rejoice and praise God. They sang i one of the Messianic psalms (Ps. 113: i 25, 26), and uttered like shouts. It 1 seemed out of place to the Pharisees j for them to so forget their dignity < and get so excited in Christ's service ] (Luke 19:'39, 40). Unfortunately 1 the enthusiasm of the people for ' Jesus was short-lived. But as short- i lived as their enthusiasm was it was ] more thorough-going and hearty asd | less calculating while it lasted than that of many modern professed Chris- t tianii. It is a beautiful sight to eee , people throwing the best they have s at Jesus' feet to pave the way for the J kingdom. But Jesus did not join in j the joy. He wept while others i shouted (Luke 19:41-44). All the j ? * nr* Trtfuc* ortfo"orl \TO I j Uliy VTttS Sill l cu as atouo *,v j j one causes such a commotion as Jesus ( in any city which He enters. Wher- j ever He goes there is a shaking up ? and a questioning and a division. I The q.uestion the people asked was an * important one. It was asked again j and again (comp. Luke 5:21; 7:49; ( 9:9). We do well to ask it, too. j "Who is this" that so mightily stirs r the hearts of men? The multitudes . replied: "This is the prophet." But j we have a better answer: "This is in- r deed the Son of God, the Saviour of , the World." ? II. Jesus Cleansing the Temple as j the Son of God, 12-14. A second time Jesus cleanse? the temple (Jno. 2:12- ! 17). The first cleansing had not proven permanent, nor did this, but i it expressed the mind of God and of j Christ. His mind is just the same to-day. When He looks at the build- J ing dedicated to the service of God , transformed from "a house of i prayer" into "a den of robbers," His anger waxes hot. All these tilings , He found in the temple were con- ; nected somehow with worship. They were sacrificial animals they were ] selling and buying. It was money to " trw *Vid .tCCc rin rr whirVl thpV W flffi ^ exchanging for the Roman coin. But : though it was ostensibly in the name of God, it was really for the sake of private gain. He cleansed the whole thing out. But suddenly there is a different scene, the blind and the lame draw nigh. How swift is the transformation from terrific indignation to gentlest ccmpcssion. We have men to-day who are fearless in their denunciation and mighty in their overthrow of evil entrenched in high places. "We have also men full of gentleness and love toward the un-1 fortunates. How seldom are these two opposite factors of moral strength found united in one man. But so it was with Jesus. "It pleased the (Father that in Him should all fullness dwell" (Col. 1:9). And we can be made full in Him (Col. 2:10, R. V.). The eyes that had blazed a moment before, as He looked upon those who had made His Father's house a den of robbers, now beamed with a gentleness and compassion that n-jver shone in other eyes. "He healed them." He is just the same to-day (Heb. 13:S). O, suffering one, come to Him; He will pity and Ho will heal. III. Jesus Criticised by the Ecclesiastics and Praised I y the Babes and Sucklings, 13-17. The chief priests and scribes "were sore displeased." Of course they were. Such are always displeased when any one gets any praise but them selves, and they are not happy when good is done unless their h?nds do it. The blessing upon the work in the church around the corner is a reflection upon themselves, and can't be tolerated. The offending party must bo destroyed 1 (comp. Luke is): 47). Alas, this . spirit is not dead yet. And alas . again, most of us have some of it in i ourselves. It's a thoroughly bad 1 leven. It murdered Christ. Envy lies at the root of it (com p. Jno. 11: < 47-50, 57; 12:10; Acts 4:1S-1S). But while the priests were sore d:s- ' pleased at the children's .praise. Jesus 1 was greatly pleased with it. He said 1 it was most scriptural. And He is ] pleased to-day when children's voices j raise their sweet, pure ho~nnnas to j Him. At the close of the busy, weary, < trying day He returns to the rest of the dear home in Bethany. < Meets Every Want. 1 rever yet found a Christian who was disappointed in Christ, although 1 I have found a great many who were disappointed in themselves. It is now twenty-five years since I first caught 1 a glimpse of Him, and He has been ' growing on me ever since. There is not a want in the soul which He will not ?-uwiftlit T<. Moody. FIG PUDDING. Mix together one cupful nolasses, one cupful chopped suet, t vo cupfuls figs cut fine, a teaspoonful cinnamon, and a half teaspoonful nutmeg. Add a teaspoonful soda, dis solved in a tablespoonfui or not water, then add to a cupful of milk a pinch of salt and two egys beaten liylit. Lastly add three and a quarter eupfuls sifted Hour and beat all well together. Turn into a buttered mold and steam five hours or boil^ three hours. Serve hot with foamy i eauce.?Washington Star. ?" , The Sunday=School INTERNATIONAL LESSON COMMENTS FOR SEPTEMBER 4. Snbjcct: Tivo Parables of Judgment, Matt. 21 :33-4G?Commit Vci'scs 43, 4.0. GOLDEN TEXT.?"Therefore I say unto you, The kingdom, of God shall betaken from von." Matt. 21-43. I TIME.?Monday, April 3, A. D. 30. PLACE.?Jerusalem,In the temple. EXPOSITION.?I. Lonic-SufTering jloodncss, 33-39. This parable was spoken to the ptople (Luke 20:9). lesus emphasized the importance of :he parable by the first,word of v. 33. rhe form of the parable was suggested by Old Testament imagery (Ps. I 80:8-11; Is. 5:1, 2; Jer. 2:21). In r :he Old Testament the vineyard is the kingdom of God.1 which is no longer I identified with Israel, but taken away 'rem Israel and given to the Gentiles (v. 43). The householder represents 3od. By his digging the winepress, ?tc., is set forth the truth that he had lone for his vineyard everything that needed to be done, or .could be done (Is. 5:4). Each detail is significant, rhe fence about his vineyard was the law (Eph. 2:14). When God had limy emiup^eu nis viuejruiu ne ijul iu i in the hands of men (first of all [srael) and left the care of it to them. ? rhe husbandmen were the people of | [srael (v. 43). To them first of all 3od committed the charge of His 1 kingdom. To-day He commits the 1 charge of it to believers in Christ (1 1 Pet. 4:10). These husbandmen did I lot own the vineyard, neither do we, :hough we sometimes act as though j Eve thought we did. Having put the ( vineyard into the hands of the hus- r oandmen, the proprietor withdrew . from it, and so God withdraws, in a sense, from direct activity in His kingdom and works through men. c We are similarly taught in the New ? restament that Jesus Christ has withdrawn from the administration of *] flis kingdom and committed it to us ? (Matt. 25:14, 15; Mark 13:34; Luke t 19:12). The absence of the proprie- ^ or did not in any wise lessen his ownership of the vineyard nor the respon- ? sibility of the husbafidmen; and ' Christ's abscnce does not in any ways esson our responsibility to Him. ? When the time for fruit came the proprietor justly sent to receive the fruits of his vineyard, and so God will iemand of each of us the fruits of Eiis vineyard. The servants who were sent to demand the fruits of the vine- ? ard were the Old Testament prophets j C2 Chron 36:15. 10: Jer. 25:4). The ? ne saan ue dcuucicu aa uuoi, classes are represented by this, those who stumble and are broken and come afterward to believe and arc saved, and those who persistently re.iect and are crushed to powder (cf. Ps. 2:12, ft; 110:5, 6; Dan. 2:34, 35, 44, 45; Is. 8:14, 15). The persistent rejection of Christ is the one final and damning sin. Besides That, Xotliinsj. There is nothing outside the government of God.?J. Hudson Taylor. PRESERVED PINEAPPLE. Pare ripo, juicy pineapples and remove the eyes and core with a very sharp knife. Cut the fruit in quarters lengthwise, and slice in wedges a quarter inch thick. Allow onequarter pound of sugar to or.e pound of fruit. Put into a porcelain-lined preserving kettle, and if there is not sufficient juice, add a little water. When the fruit is heated through put into hot jars and seal at once.?N'ew York Times. 'ruits demanded were repentance, >bedience. righteousness and benevoence (2 Kings 17:13; Zech. 7:S-10). The servants whom God sends to the jresent husbandmen are His divinely :alled and commissioned ministers. The fruits they demand are the same. The husbandmen mistreated all the servants of God. This was historically ;rue of Israel's treatment of their prophets (ch. 5:12; 2 Chron. 36:16; 24:20, 21; 16:7, 10; Jer. 26:21-24; \cts 7:52; Neh. 9:26; 1 Kings 18:4, L3; 19:2, 10; 22:26, 27). The way n which Israel treated their prophets troves conclusively that these pro)hets were not "the product of the Semitic natural character and genius," jut God-inspired and God-commis>ioned men. It is no wonder that ;uch a reople should reject their an>inted King when He came. The vorld uses godly men in the same way :o-dav (2 Tim. 3:12), and thus rereals its hatred to God (John 15:18, L9; 17:14;' 7:7; Rom. 8:7). The lousehclder's last resource was the sending of His own Son. Of course, :his Son represents Jesus Christ. While all the prophets, even the greatest, were simply servants, Jesus vas a Son, an only Son (cf. Mark 12: 5, R. V.; Heb. 1:1, 2, 5; 3:5, 6). It seems inconccivable that the wickedless of the husbandmen should reach ;uch a point that they would even kill :he con and heir (v. 37; cf. Jer. 30:3; Sepli. 3:7). The Jewish leaders did lot, with perfcct clearness, recognize n Christ the Messiah, and deliberitely plan to get His kingdom from Tim (Luke 23:34; Acts 3:17; 1 Cor. J:S), and yet there was a recognition nore or less clear on the part of the eaders of who Jesus was, and a de:ermination on their part not to yield :o Him lest they lose their own preeminence and power (John 11:47, , IS). IT. Go<l's Relentless Severity To,vnrd Those Who Despise His Goodiess, -10-10. It was a tremendously searching question that Jesus put to :he Jews in v. 4 0. It suggests anoth- 1 ;r question that God puts to us in i Heb. 10:2S, 29. By their answer (v. 11) they declare their own doom. As j in historic fact God did "miserably lestroy these miserable men." This loom was executed in the destruction ' 3f Jerusalem (Luke 19:41-44; cf. Matt. 22:6, 7; 23:35-3S; 24:21, 22). 1 :he most appallingsiege in the world's i listory. A similar doom awaits those l ivho now reject Christ (Heb. 12:25). Israel, having been destroyed, the rcingdom is transferred to the church, ihosen out from the Gentiles, "ration , bringing forth the l'ruits thereof" (cf. ? Acts 15:14; 1 Pet. 2:9: Rev. 5:9). ( Jesus ccnfirme:l His teachings by an appeal to the Old Testament Scriptures (v. 42: cf. P3. 11S:22). Jesus j E-Iimself i3 the stone whom the buiid- t srs re.icctcd (Is. 28:16; 1 Pet. 2:6, 7; t Acts 4:11; Eph. 2:20; 1 Cor. 3:11). rhe Jewish leaders were the bungling builders, but God Himself marie the ^ rejected slor.e the head of the corner. ^ Even to-day God often gives a place . [n His building to a stone which men reject (1 Cor. 1:26, 27). Whoever slumblcs at Christ will be broken to pieces, but on whomsoever lie falls i- i. 1- - /luof t ?t-/\ ^ * " Woman's Power Ovei Woman's most glorious endowment is to awaken and hold the pure and hones worthy man. When she loses it and stii no one in the wide world can know the 1 *he endures. The woman who suffers 1 cess and derangement of her special w ganism soon loses the power to sway tl a man. Her general health suffers anc her good looks, her attractiveness, her and her power and prestige as a woman, the assistance of his staff of able physic! thousands of women. He has devised ments. It is known as Dr. Pierce's I specific for the weaknesses and disordei lates, strengthens and heels. Medicinc advise you to accept a substitute in ord IT MAKES WEAK SICK WOM Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate ant ioSTESS HAD TO OWN UP 5orriestic Secret Disclosed When the Guest Could Not Be Served . With Pie. She was a woman of resource and ibility arid wlien her husDand arrived or dinner with an unexpected guest ihe thought she had devised a way o meet the fact that she had but one )iece of pie in the house and had inended her husband should have that. She Instructed him that when she sent to the kitchen for dessert he was o say he could not possibly eat any nore than he had eaten and then the )ie could be brought to her guest vithout his surmising that there was jut one piece in the house. This might have worked out all Ight if the pie had not been so ex:eedingly good and her husband had lot known this because he had it for linner the day before. When the maid cleared away the linner dishes tho master of the house laid he had no room for dessert. The guest said he felt the same way. rhen, when the master thought it was safe to do so he changed his mind ake dessert. The pie was brought. iVhen It was half eaten the guest laid it looked so good he thought he, .00, would Indulge. "No, you won't," said the hostess, md she told the tale of the pie. LEG A MASS OF HUMOR "About seven years ago a small ibrasion appeared on my right leg ust above my ankle. It Irritated me 10 that I began to scratch it, and it )egan to spread until my leg from my inkle to the knee was one solid scale ike a scab. The Irritation was always vorse at night and would not allow ne to sleep, or my wife either, and it >vas completely undermining our lealth. I lost fifty pounds in weight md was almost out of my mind with )ain and chagrin as no matter where .he irritation came, at work, on the itreet or in the presence of company, would have to scratch it until I had he blood running down into my shoe. simply cannot describe my sufferng during those seven years. The >ain, mortification, loss of sleep, both o myself and wife is simply indeicribable on paper and one has to ex )erience it to know what it is. "I tried all kinds of doctors and rem;dies but I might as well have thrown ny money down a sewer. They would Iry up for a little while and fill me vith hope only to break out again just is bad if not worse. I had given up lope of ever being cured when I was nduced by my wife to give the Cuti:ura Remedies a trial. After taking .he Cuticura Remedies for a little vhile I began to see a change, and tfter taking a dozen bottles of Cuti:ura Resolvent in conjunction with, he Cuticura Soap and Cuticura Olntnent, the trouble had entirely disap)eared and my leg was as fine as the lay I was born. Now after a lapse of iiz months with no signs of a recur ence I feel perfectly safe in extendng to you my heartfelt thanks for the food the Cuticura Remedies have done or me. I shall always recommend hem to my friends. W. H. White, 112 E. Cabot St., Philadelphia, Pa., Feb. I and Apr. 13, 1909." Advice. "Doctor," cried little Blngle, over lis telephone, "my wife has lost her foice. 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