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RAISED ABOl Sir Hesketh Bell, the Governor log report of his tour through the e He gave an amusing account of the < of the Bakedi in dealing with the yo though the majority of the Bakedi gi desire for clothing is steadily grow tunately, more clothes means less 'mi been greatly addicted to wearing appz among the Kavirondo, the Bakedi j QDtable degree of morality is found ' \-:r vi . REMOVING THE LADDERS FROM AT NIG1 bachelors. The Northern Bakedi tak the latter. All the young unmarriec constructed huts raised high up on p small that the occupants have to wri gained only by a ladder, which is cai men have been safely disposed of for t nf thp trihes fine ashes are strewn uc tell-tale footprints would indicate an It will be noted in our drawing that c -strewing the ashes underneath the hu All-Metal Washboard. An all-metal washboard of an improved design has recently been invented by a New York man. The two primary advantages of the board [T i] -are that it is very durable and that it has no cracks or corners where dirt may lodge. The device is made of one piece of metal bent around a rod which forms aides, top and legs. The scrub surfaces are formed by raising the metal In a series of corrugations, as shown in the illustration. Being all one piece of metal it will be readily understood that the durability of such a hoard would be great. There is .nothing to be loosened or torn up', and the chances are that the utensil will last longer than the lifetime of . those who use it. Another advantage of this metal washboard is the absence of rough corners or sharp edges, such as sometimes occur on the old-style boards, and on which it is easy to tear a garment if the greatest care is not exercised in rubbing over them.?Boston Post. Herbert Spencer's Deity. This passage is from Mr. Spencer's ""First Principles:" "The conscioustiaes nf an Insrrnt^hlp Pmvr>r mani fested to its .through all phenomena, has been growing ever clearer, and must ultimately be freed from its imperfections. The certainty that on the one hand such a power exists, ^ while on the other hand its nature transcends intuition and is beyond imagination, is the certainty toward which intelligence has from the first been progressing. To this conclusion science Inevitably arrives as it reaches its confines; while to this conclusion religion is irresistibly driveu by criticism." Ball-Joint Pudding Stirrer. Puddings, cereals, musn and such foods require constant and thorough stirring to prevent burning. The contents of a boiler or other utensil must be thoroughly turned during the 1 | /E SUSPICION. of Uganda, recently wrote an interest>asteru districts of that part of Africa, careful precautions taken by the elders j >uths and bachelors of the tribe: "Alo about in a state of absolute nudity, a ing among them." he says. "Unforarals.' The Baganda, who have always irel, are of notoriously lax habits, while and all the unclothed Nilotic .tribes & to exist. A sharp eye is kept on the ; , ; -y. -. . ?i< THE BAKEDI BACHELORS' HUTS 3TFALL. e amusing precautions with regard to i men are made to sleep in specially osts.- The doors of these huts are so ggle in on their stomachs. Access is refully removed as soon as the young he night. I was told that among some ider these human pigeon cotes so that y attempt at a nocturnal excursion." >ne of the Bakedi elders is engaged" in t.?The Illustrated London News. ? .? i The Japan Magazine. The initial number of the Japan Magazine, published at Tokio with English text, for the purpose of reflecting the life, art and literature ol! Tanan not aa a fantaaHr pr?m5r> nnpra land, but as a real country and people, contains much of interest to the American reader, compares favorably with our own magazines, and the daintiness of the numerous illustrations by native artists is in itself a revelation. A Gate For Beds. No cribs are required in households which are equipped with one of the bed-gates recently invented by two Connecticut men. Nor need adults worry about tumbling out on the floor during nightmares. The gate is of metal and is composed of crossbars pivoted at their points of intersection so that the whole can be stretched out to the length of a bed or folded up in a small compass at the head or foot. In the centre is a vertical bar to hold the gate against outward movement. Parents who have small children sleeping with them will find the contrivance a great convenience. This device means a considerable savV I > 1 No Cribs Are Needed. ing in money to families who do not have enough little members to make a crib a paying and more or less permanent investment. A crib is of no use after a child is old enough to sleep without accident, and the gate here described solves the problem of how to get along without them? without cribs, that is.?Washington' Star. cooking operation. To accomplish the purpose fully, the strata of food immediately at the bottom must be completely moved, and this cannot always be satisfactorily done with a spoon. A special kitchen implement with which to do this has been recently made. It consists of a perforated disk secured on the end of a rod of suitable length. These two parts are secured by what is known as a "ball joint." When this is thrust in- \ to the bottom of a kettle of cooking I V^U.4. CILXll OUUCU (A IC WT I till 139, it makes a movement of the contents in a very complete manner because i the disk accommodates it3elf to the surface of the utensil and does the work very effectually. f Our Main Need. "What do you think of this endowed theatre?" "I don't know anything about it. What we want is an endowed slaughter-house."?Louisville Courier-Journal. I I ..v . i LEST WE JJy CARL HOLI Author of "A History of Sout Picker" and Othi Would you have present-day herous? C Then remind your children of r.he r heroes of the past. Would you have poets to thrill your nation into fruit- c ful activity? Then do honor to the p poets of your past. The ancient \ Grecian race track was lined with the .1 statues of the winners of the races of t other days, and as the runner hurled fc himself along the course, he felt the y inspiration of those marble figures e beside him and knew that if he, too, t won, his statue would stand among those others in the immortal rows. Small is the joy of. art if it see no present results and can hope for uo remembrance in the distant future. ? New England long ago recognised ^ these facts, and she has not failed to c reap the fruits in the high quality of ^ her citizenship. To-day you may trace by means of lasting memorials the y wild ride of Paul Revere over hill and . valley. You may even find near Bos- f ton a tablet marking .the spot where "Schoolmaster" Emerson once kept dnhnnl Va? mow fin/1 o Kit nf ^ llio DUiUUV/l. I U U LXXCkJ UUU 1* Ult VSL g granite or marblje or bronze telling t where Hawthorne did this, Longfellow that, and Whittier tho other. Those descendants of the Pilgrim Fathers. with a high sense for the ideal, have left in almost eternal forms their admonition to future generations to be worthy sons of noble fathers. We of the South seemingly have forgotten the significance, the vast importance of this our duty to i those who have striven for our wel- t fare. We have erected, it is true, ?c monuments to our famous soldiers; r but what have we done for the mem- e ory of those noble intellects who by li song and story and stern expostula- a tions roused .those warriors to go t forth and battle for the right? Shall t he that incites to duty be considered f iess worthy than he that performs the t duty? fc No Shaft to CottOR-Gin Inventor. ^ r Why, for instance, has the South c reared no shaft in honor of Daniel v Emmett, the author of "Dixie?" Why t has no tablet been placed on the site ^ of the old New Orleans theatre where that song first burst upon the South? e Kentucky has lately bestowed its f tribute upon Stephen Foster, the t author of "My Old Kentucky Home;" but why has Florida shown no grati- . tude to him for the fame of "Su- c wane? River?" Why has New Or- c leans erected no memorial to the t South's greatest musician, Louis ^ Gottschalk? Why has Augucta, Ga., j not marked for the world the place t where Eli Whitney's epoch-making t invention, the cotton-gin, was first _ tried? Why has Georgia erected net ^ tribute to Francis R. Goulding, who g invented and had in use a sewing ma- v chine nearly two years before Howe s secured a patent? It is said that one a of the Legares had z steamboat pad- a dling the Savannah River before Ful- ^ ton steamed up the Hudson; but what: ^ Georgian has taken the trouble to g prove the statement and mark the p shore where the craft began its voy- s age? t Indeed, Georgia has numerous sins j, of omission to account for. Henry { Rootes Jackson, the author of the 0 "Red Old Hills of Georgia," was born g at Athens and died at Savannah; but ^ neither town seems particularly proud s of the fact. Surely the maker of so stirring a State-song is as worthy of a 0 memorial as any one of that State's innumerable Governors. Augusta, Ga., long ago carved a shaft in honor t of her poet, Richard Henry Wilde; 0 but Augustus Baldwin Longstreet, ^ author of the famous "Georgia d Scenes," to whom Richard Malcolm ^ Johnston, Joel Chandler Harris and * Thomas Nelson Page owe so much, ? and whose story, "The Militia Drill." i was directly imitated by Thomas ^ Hardy in his "Trumpet Major," has 1 received no recognition from his na- a tive city. He was president of Emory r College and of the University of Mis- 0 sissippi; yet their walls tell nothing t of him. At Madison, Ga., William 1 Tappan Thompson wrote for the town .E naDer. The Miscellanv. the lauehable r "Major Jones' Letters." Why has 1 not Madison marked with some inex- v pensive bronze or granite the spot ' where this pioneer in American *humor did these things? a In 1901, Charleston, S. C.. honored r Itself by honoring Timrod with a c pillar of stone. But see what Georgia s has done for his schoolmate and fel- ^ low-poet, Paul Hamilton Hayne. His Jfamous home, "Copse Hill," near Au- ' gusta, has been turned over to a negro family! The house where the heroic "Lyric of Action" was written, the house which almost daily received letters from LongfeUow, Bayard Taylor, Tennyson and Swinburne, the 'house that should have become a literary shrine of the South, has become, instead, the habitation of a motley collection of blacks!- If "Copse Hill" had been near Boston? but comparisons are odious. Author of Battle-Song Unlionored. j There lived and died near Colum- p bus, Ga., a quiet country physician j named Francis Tiekuor, the author <] of a ballad the equal of any in the English language: ? ''Out of the focal and foremost fire? t Out of the hospital's walls as dire? j Smitten of grape-shot and gangrene? Eighteenth battle and he sixteen, Little G iffen of Tennessee." Poe, it is said, wronged him by a using his poetic ideau and actual 1 words without giving credit; but has * not Columbus wronged him far more I by its utter neglcct? And why is Au- t gusta, Ga., so slow in its support of i a movement to honor the author of C the greatest battle-song of the South t ?"Maryland, My Maryland?" If a I New Englander had written as stir- s ling a lyric as xnat, a piuar to ma <. memory ere this would have touched the clouds! Randall pointed out in t the ruins of Poydras College, Pointe c Coupee, La., the very spot where on e that stormy night he wrote that cry f to arms; the spot awaits in vain a S fitting memorial. The room in Balti- \ more where two young womer put ? that lyric to music and gave it to the 1 JDAY, M. A., hern Literature," "A Cottoner Poems, Etc. Confederacy remains to this day unaarked. The most famous graduate of Merer University and the mos", famous irofessor in the University ol! Georgia vas undoubtedly Richard Malcolm ohnston. He was horn near Powelon, Ga., and the Dukesborough of lis famous stories is Powelton; but ou will look in vain at Mercer, Athens or Powelton for recognition of, hese facts. Strangers Recognize His Merit. Maryland is another Southern State hat has too often alloWed the memory of her poets to suffer. Francis !cott Key was born in Frederick Jounty in that State, wrote the "Staripangled Banner" near Fort Mclenry, and died at Baltimore; and et the only worthy symbol of public ippreciation is not in Maryland, but n far-away San Francisco, where in iolden Gate Park a monument exeuted by William Story stands to his nemory. At Baltimore there lived .nd died Edward Coate Pinkney, auhor of many a graceful line of loetry.' "I fill this cup to one made up /f loveliness alone, A woman of he? gentle sex The seeming paragon; To whom the better elements And kindly stars have given A form so fair, that, like the air, Tia less of earth than Heaven." He yet awaits a token of memory, ^.nd John Pendleton Kennedy, of Balimore?how much he did for writers if .the South! If that man had not ecognized the ability of Poe, had not mcouraged him, had not found for lim a congenial work, America probably would not have heard of its ruest literary genius. Yet what ironze words declare the, fact? And ' or that matter, what appreciation j tas Baltimore ever shown for the | tonor of possessing Poe's dust? He j ies in a neglected grave in old West ainster graveyard, and doubtless not me person in a thousand of those rho daily pass the cemetery knows hat the most artistic of all American toets sleeps nearby. The bitterest shame of all, howver, is the fact that Georgia has done iractlcally nothing for the memory of he great est genius she ever produced ?Sidney Lanier. To-day the Geor;ia city best known, .to the intellectual ircles of Great Britain is not the apital, .but Macon, the birthplace of he most musical of American poets, "here stands in a hall of Johns Hop:ins an impressive bust of. Lanier; ?ut where has Macon a shrine to hl3 nemory'' A few years ago a Geor;ia Governor and a famous Georgia ireacher stood on the capAol groands ,t Atlanta. Said the Governor: "I I rant to see over in that corner a tatue of Congressman So and So, ,nd a statue here to Governor This, ,nd a statue there to Governor That, "hen we shall have our honored | lead." "And where will you put Sidney Lanier's?" quietly asked the ireacher. "Ah," said the Governor, omewhat abashed, "I had forgotten iim." Perhaps that is the only troude with all Georgians; not neglect- ' ul, simply forgetful. There stands m an Atlanta street a strong, brave tatue of Henry Grady; would it not ie eminently fitting to place within ight of the great orator's eyes the Igure of Sidney Lanier, and farther n another of Joel Chandler Harris? Look where you will throughout he Southland, we find sad neglect of mr dead singers. William Gilmore iimms, author of more than one hun[red volumes, and genial inspirer of rimrod, Hayae aad other literary I ights, made his home, "Woodlands," I iear Charleston, a true literary centre ; n ante-bellum days; and Charleston J las forgotten to honor either him or hat famous home. Davy Crockett .nd Sam Houston, the most famous tioneers in Southwestern life?the >ne born at Limestone, Greene Couny, Tenn., and* tho othe3r in Rockiridge County, Va.?have received lo token o? respect from th6ir QOther-States. Alexander Beaufort tfeek wrote a poem, "Balaklava," vhich Queen Victoria deemed so vorthy that she had it published at ler kingdom's expense and spread far .nd wide over her country, and this nan, turning aside from his poetry, reated by untiring efforts the school ystem ot his native State, Alabama. V.nd what hais Alabama done to give lim honor before posterity? Nothng. Father Abram Ryan lived at Norolk, Kuoxville, Clarksville and Mo)ile, and died near Louisville; but rou will search long for signs of ap ireciation. Clarksville has lately disovered that he wrote the "Conquered Janner" there?the old lady in whose tome he resided at the time still itres?and a small club is honoring tself and the city by erecting a ironze tablet proclaiming this fact to he world. Margaret Preston, of Lexington, Cy., was undoubtedly the best woman I ioet of America. Lexington evidently s not aware of this. John Reuben fhompson, born at Richmond and sducated at the University of Virginia, the author of our most famous >rief verse narrative of war, "Music n Camp," is just as much neglected. Mississippi's poet, Irwin Russell, in his 'Christmas Night in the Quarters," is truly wrote the epic of Southern ife as Whittier, in his "Snow-Bound," vrote tae epic of New England life. Both poems grow more famous as he years pass; but what a difference n the honors to their authors! Port Jibson was Russell's birthplace and he hut of a poor Irish washwoman in \Tew Orleans! his deathplace; the itone marking either is not yet :arved. An old Scotch woman was led up o see a great shaft to Burns' mem>ry. Long she looked at it and then jxclaimed: "Ayo, aye, he asked ye or bread and ye gave him a stone!" Scant was the bread we gave these vorkera while living; can we not Lfford them a. stone in death??Uncle itemus'u Home Magazine. P7PO PVLAR^XXyJ ft SCIENCE > M For mixing concrete a spade lias been invented with long, oval* holes In the blade, the perforations allowing the finer cement to flow through and give the face a finer finish. Eggs with two yolks occur not uncommonly, but eggs with three yolks are exceptionally rare. Such an egg was recently laid by a barred Plymouth Roclc pullet at the Maine Experiment Station, and i3 described in some detail in a bulletin recently is.... J mi AkntrA aut;u. i Lie was auuicwuai auuic the average size, but no other abnormal feature was noticed. One of the longest wharves in the world, almost a mile in length, or to be exact, 4700 feet, is at Port Los Angeles, Cal. It extends into the Pacific in a long serpentine curve. The reason for this construction, says the Scientific American, is that it offers better resistance to the strong currents and the buffetings of the waves than if it were perfectly straight. Until the nearby harbor of San Pedro was developed by the Federal Government the big wharf at Port Los Angeles was a very busy place, but of late it is comparatively seldom used except by the Japanese fishernion nrVin Viqvo fnrmoH n onlnnv aJnnar the adjacent beach. It is computed that the temperature of the sun would be expressed by 18,000 degrees of Fahrenheit's thermometer or about ninety times the temperature of boiling water.* This is about five times the temperature that man is able to produce by artificial means. The light giVen off from the surface of the sun is reckoned as being 5300 times more intense than that of the molten metal in a Bessemer converter, though that i3 of an almost blinding brilliancy. 1 Or, if we compare it with the oxyhydrogen flame, the sun sheds a light oqual in brilliance to alight 146 times the intensity of the limelight. ?New York American. In connection with a recent demand of German nurserymen for seeds of j the Montana larch, to be planted in Germany, the curiou3 fact is brought out that white-pine seedlings are to be imported from Germany to be planted in the province of Ontario, Canada. Now the white pine is indigenous to America, and was transplanted to Europe many years ago, to reinforce the forests there. It has nourished so well in the Old World that it now appears that the German nurserymen are able to deliver whitepine seedlings on this side of the ocean more cheaply than American nurserymen will furnish them. The interchange of trees among the various continents is a most interesting development of modern civilization. Besides the white pine, Europe has taken from us the Douglas fir and the black walnut, and we have taken the eucalyptus from Australia and the Norway spruce and Scotch and Austrian pine from Europe. A LEONCAVALLO JOKE. Great Composer's Experiences With a Reporter as Told by Himself. Signor Leoncavallo recounts an amusing experience that befell him some time ago in Manchester Theatre, rrrh Via nof>nriioi1 3 ofall nil P ?>Vfin rvucic uc vwu^4vu %- ? - ing to hear the performance of his ".Pagliacci." At the finale a stranger sitting neit him kept exclaiming enthusiastically, "What a masterpiece! What a perfect masterpiece!" Leoncavallo, imagining himself utterly unknown in the audience, thought it would be fine fun to play the critic of his own work, so he chimed in ironically: "A masterpiece? I don't in the least agree with you, sir. I'm a musician myself, so know what I'm talking about. The fact is, this opera is a worthless production and brimful of imitations and plagiarisms. For instance, that cavatina is filched bodily from Berlioz, the duet in the first act Is all Gounod, while the finale is a sorry copy ot one yon win nna id. verui. Next morning Leoncavallo drove to the railway station and bought the leading local journal. On comfortably seating himself in the train he opened it, and was aghast with astonishment at encountering the following headlines: "Signor Leoncavallo's Opinion on 'Pagliacci.' Declaration of Plagiarism, Confession of a Composer Bereft of All Originality." The great Italian master adds: "Evidpntly my neighbor was a journalist who had dogged me, but' to this day I have cold shivers every time I recall the incident."?Milan Correspondence, London Chronicle. The British Situation. A few friends were discussing the political situation, and one of them, a Tory, was emphatic on the point that while his party were quite ready to Resume the fight it would be reprehensible on the part of the Radicals to raise the veto issue while King George's reign was at its infancy. "Your attitude," said an Irishman in the little party, "reminds me of two fellow countrywomen who were quarreling. One of the two, declaring herself quite anxious to fight. snatched up her child ana saia defiantly: 'Strike me now with the child in me arms!" "?'London Daily News. /-kl -I - ~ A.r1?Kl A woman coming down the garden walk was horrified at seeing her son standing on his head against the garden wall. "Johnnie, you wretch," she cried, "what are you doing now?" "Standing on my napper," replied Johnnie. "Didn't ver tell me to play at summat that wouldn't wear my boots out?"?Tit-Bits. Andy's Punishment. If the American people ever start in to square accounts with the big men who have been having fun with the public the way with Andy Carnegie will be easy?give him back all his libraries. ? Tip, in the New York Press. I THE EPICURE'S CORNER ^ iij Finnish Eggs. Fcrr Finnish eggs, cream together a tablespoonful of butter and a tablespoonful of flour and atir into a cupful of canned tomatoes and add a tablespoonful of minced green pepper. Cook the mixture over hot water for a quarter of an hour. Meanwhile poach three eggs and toast three slices of bread. Put an egg on each slice and turn the sauce over them. Sprinkle with a tablespoon of minced . chives and serve very hot.?New York Sun. _ Cocoa Biscuits. Two cups or one pint of sifted flour, three level teaspoonfuls baking pow- ( der, one-half teaspoonfull salt, two level tablespoonfuls sugar, four level tablespoons cocoa, two level tablespoonfuls butter or lard, two-thirds f cup milk or enough to make a firm 1 but not stiff dou<h. Sift all the dry ingredients together, rub in the but- t ter with the tips of the fingers, stir in ? the required amount of milk, turn out on slightly floured board, lfoll or i pat out the desired thickness, place ' close together in pan and bake in very h^t oven ten or fifteen minutes. ?Boston Post. Dronned Cookies. One egg, one cup sugar, one-half | cup shortening, one cup milk (if sour i use ode teaspoon soda; if . sweet is used, use two tablespoons baking powder) and flour to mix stiff, but not as stiff as for doughnuts; onehalf cup raisins, one-half cup currants, one-half c\tp nut meats, onehalf cup chopped citron; drop by the tablespoon, not too near together, into a well buttered dripping pan and bake a tender brown?use half the mixture this way, then to the remainder add one teaspoon cinnamon and one teaspoop of nutmeg and one-half teaspoon cloves. Saves lots of work by not rolling out and looks so nice.If they run together cut into squares before taking from pan.?France? Jelinah, in the Boston Post. Two Desserts From Apple Jelly. Soak one envelope gelatine in one cupful cold water two minutes. Pare, core, cut into small, pleces^twelve ap-1 pies, ana cook inem m mree cu.yj.uic water until soft; then turn into a colander over dish and let stand till you have three cupfuls of apple juice. Pour this onto gelatine together with s juice of two lemons and about one cupful of sugar. Stir well, and place in mould. This makes one dessert with whipped cream or a custard. ( For the Second Dessert?Rub the apples remaining in the colander through; add one-half cupful sugar, ; cinnamon, two drops lemon -juice and one egg well beaten. Place in a but- 1 tered pudding dish and bake twenty 1 minutes. Serve warm with milk or s cream; and the jelly will keep till 1 next day.?Mrs. E. H. Fish, in the Boston Post. ' t Cream Jolly Cake. Two cups sugar, one cup butter, : threo cups flour, one-half cup milk, four eggs, one and a half teaspoonfuls baking powder or one teaspoonful cream of tartar, one-half teaspoonful 1 soda. ( Cream butter and sugar together, 1 sift cream of tartar with soda into ? flour, add one-half the flour, one-half ] the milk ana two 01 tne uuueaieu eggs to sugar and butter and beat well together; then add rest of flour, 1 milk with the other two unbeaten i eggs, and stir thoroughly together; i bake in three tins to make three 1 layers. Lemon jelly for filling is ] made as follows: Grate rind of two ; lemons, add it with the juice to one t cup sugar, one cup butter, yolk of three eggs, place in double boiler, stir quickly until it jells, when cold spread between layers of cake. Frost i to i suit fancy.?Boston Post. nf linrirpscprt scrim. with 1 V>ui laiuo vi. ui?v?. t a hem and a norrow lace edge, are * popular for cottage use. f No flower should be kept in a c house after it has lost its freshness. * A stale bouquet hints too strongly of s decay and death. - c It is said that if common table salt , is added to gasoline, spots can be J cleaned on silks and other delicate fabrics without leaving a ring. A much more wholesome sweet for \ children than anything which can be s bought is home made toffee?made r only of butter, sugar and lemon juice, t Beware of matches in the nursery. 1 Little children often suck them, and ? may easily poison themselves in this way, even if they do not set their clothes alight. All stains from strawberries, black- c berries, etc., may be quickly removed c by wetting the hands in cold water, C and after lighting a match let the t fumes pass through the fingers. f Very badly tarnished brass or cop- 1 per that will not brighten with ordin- a ary polish may be easily cleaned as follows: Dip a piece of cloth into am- * monia, then rub it over a piece of 1 soap; wipe the article with it; rinse ? off immediately and then use a fine sand soap, powder or other brass polish. Flatirons if not properly cared for when put away will become rusty, especially if kept where dampness exists. If this should occur you will find that there is no better way to clean them than to wash them first in strong washing soda water and Uun rub them hard 011 a board on viiich some sort of polishing sand ;is been generously sprinkled. Em m\v dust is splendid for this. When finished the irons will look and feel like new. _ r' Te couldn't' talk a little bit on music of" on art, . Yhen men broached high biowJl topic? you could see the sweat beads start, Jilt before they had him silenced and ia storage for the night, Je would flash a roll or money?and of course that put him right. le was crude and most unlettered, and hi* grammar was a sin, '2 Jut he knew the little secret of successful butting-in; le could change a cold demeanor and. could break down stares of pride Vhen he flashed his roll of money with k. yellowback outside. i ' Iwas his one trick, and it served him | where all other tricks might fail, t carried him through breakers and ? through many an icy gale; fc won for him position that could neyer < be denied, lis magic roll of money with the yellow- ?2 back outside. ' >3 -Arthur Chapman, ip the Denver Be- \3 publican. Man's inhumanity to man makes a-r :ountless thousands do likewise.-? 3 "Well, I mortgaged my home year '1 erday." "What make auto are you ;oing to get?"?Houston Post. 1 Miss A?"Men always guess me to ^51 )e younger than I am." Miss B? 'That's atter they've heard you talk." ?Cleveland Leader. I Resistance my religion is. 1 Repression is ray creed; j Mv real life is that which I Jl Have never dared to lead. | ?Harold Susman, in Smart Set. n "Have the Comeups' family a clean |1 ecord?" "They ought to have.. The.#1 >ld man was a street cleaner and his I vife was a washerwoman."?ijterijbi- 1 nor? American. , V "George, papa has made his will." . J 'Well, do we,lose by it or win?" jjit'yl hiuk we win. He's cut us off, hat ' ie's left all his money to an idiot I tsylurn."?Cleveland Leader. ' Upson?"Anyway, young Ardupp> # s entitled to great credit for his ef- fi orts." Downing?"Yes, and he 'gets . t, too. He is the mt>st successful / J sorrower I know."?Chicago Daily 1 4ews. ;' "Did you tell the exaijt tratfryhea he census-taker askesi $our age?" " isked Maude. "I did," answered ,H Hayme. "I told him he was wasting.'?; lis time asking foolish questions;"? iVashington Star. 8 ''Tia a curious fact," said a. government, As he read about commons and peers, v ||S That an Englishman votes with his jr^resand his noes, > %-! .'"feijsiM And expresses applause with his 'eara."";-VM ?Harvard L&mpooiv "I love yon, dear, but I am greei%^l md rattled, and I don't know hOw -to >ropose." "That's all right, honey^?; 'ou're through with me. All yon'v^ ;ot to do now iB to riBk papa."-? fl Cleveland Leader. "Even if you can't enjoy be^t fiel- .' Jj ers," said the meditative person, - there are books in1 the running . crooks, you know." "Yes," replied ;* H Hiss Cayenne; "but even the brooks ire getting dryer every year."-? .? Washington Star. a "Can you support my child?" asked he old man, sternly. "Support ber? I : could support your whole family," :he youth boasted. Afterward bet^KM jretted that he had not been, more-^ffl emperate in his speech.?Buffalo . ? "They say," Mrs. Oldcastle narked, "that he has made a study I )f occultism." "Has he?", replied r M ler hostess, as she straightened $900 rug. "He's about the last man fl ['d. pick out for an eye doctor."? . fl Chicago Record-Herald. 9 "In your pursuit of pleasure," said he serious citizen, "you should not leglect to lay something by for a -'fl ainy day." "Of course," replied th^gfl light-hearted man. "Nearly" ewyJM nember of our fishing club brings ?jW along a pack of cards."?Washing:on Star. fl| Garden Work an Aid to Beauty.' >"Jfl Working in the garden and picking fl lowers make gentle exercise that- |fl ends to improve the figure. Many ;fl society women believe this, and' on fl l>ong Island there are said to be a^H icore of society women who are re- fl sorting to this treatment for health fl tnd elasticity. Mrs. O. H. P. Belmont >flj spends much time in her garden in ifl Jnnfhamntnn Mra. Herbert M. Har iman and many others say they de- H ight to pick flowers, and the question H las been raised whether they are not H ollowing the r dvice of a beauty spe:ialist who advisesthis for health and he form. "If a woman is in earnest fl| ibout becoming slim,"says the beauty loctor, "she will use the same mus- H :les in working over a flower bed as H he will in exercising in a gymnasium. H deeding seems prosaic, but it is exellent exercise. One of my patients :ame to me recently and said she vished to develop her arms and her fli houlders. I told her to go home and fl un the lawn mower. She was starled at first, but finally she followed ay advice and it did her a world ;ood."?New York Press. An Extenuating Condition. H When John Corbett. tne Chicago H contractor and well known Demo- H| ratic politician, was associated with 5eorge W. Jackson in the construc- fjj ion of the various Chicago tunnels, Hj te took a personal interest in his em< H9 iloyes, particularly where the charicter of the work was dangerous. During the construction of the subvay Mr. Corbett noticed two of his nen?Jim Clancy and Mike Casey? carelessly shifting a couple of cabs HE if dynamite to another section of the unnel. "Here, boys, looi here," warned -^R tfr. Corbett, "you've got to be more careful with that dynamite. You're H| landling it like a bucket of mortar. HB Vhy, don't you know the last time here was a dynamite explosion here KB en men were killed?" 9H "Shure, Mister Corbett," whispered, Clancy. " 'Twon't be so bad this ime. There's only two av us."? flack's National Monthly. Mm Englishmen eat, on an average?^H| iinet)'-flve eggs a year. * SB