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PUBLISHED
For Benefit of Women who
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How to Make a Farmer.
The foundation stone of a nation's
success is revealed in an article in
All Ireland Review. A friend of the
author was in Denmark, and was astonished
at the amount of wealth got
out of so poor a country by dairies
and by farming.
"No doubt," said he to a well educated
Dane, "the children are in
scruciea in mw suuuuis as> iu uau jiug
and farming."
"They are not," said the Dane,
"but they are taught the old Danish
poems (sagas) in the schools. That
makes good Danes out of the children,
and then they become good
farmers."
Boston University, according to its
new year book, has an attendance of
1514 in all its departments. Of these
962 are men and 552 are women.
The chief increases are in the College
of Liberal Arts, the courses for teachers,
and the School of Theology.
NEW STRENGTH FOR WOMEN'S
BAD BACKS.
\ Women who suffer with backache,
bearing down pain, dizziness and that
nnnctonf Hull tirprt fpplins-. will finri
comfort In the advice of Mrs. James
T. Wright, of 519
w GoldsboroughSt.,Easfw/SM
ton, Md., who says:
^| "Mybackwasina very
ibad way, and when
not Pain^u^ was so
weak it felt as if broken.
A friend u ged I
T, ' yM me to try Doan's
Kidney Pills, which I
did, and they helped j
me from the start. It made me feel
like a new woman, and soon I was
floing my work the same as ever."
Remember the name?Doan's. Sold
Viv all Hoalcra SO rents a hnY KYi<??
ter-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
Invitation to Argument.
"So you think I should not marry
Reginald?" said the confiding girl.
"I am afraid he has a quarrelsome
disposition," answered Miss Cayenne.
"What makes you think so?"
"He is constantly asking people
whether they think Cook or Peary distVio
Vnr-f-Vi Pnlp " Washing'
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ton Star.
The new terminal station of the
Pennsylvania Railroad in New York
has sixteen miles of tracks, including
twenty-one standing stations.
? ;
TO MY SADDLE-MATE.
Let us saddle our horses, lad,
And canter out and away?
From the haunts that we know are mad0"er
the big, wide, silent way!
'Tween the rise and the set of sun.
There's a journey for you and me.
Let it be where the green miles run,
Let it be where the trail is free. *
Let us sleep when the stars awake.
Let us wake when the stars grow dim.
Let us hitch to the golden stake,
Beyond the horizon's rim.
For, oh! it is in our power?
A measure of living gained;
A. desire fulfilled each hour.
Or a worthy point attained!
Then why do you look so sad?
Up. boy! Tis the break of day.
Let us saddle our horses, lad,
And canter out and away!
?Stephen Chalmers', in the New Yor!
Times.
Z FICKLE THE COYOTE. }
? ?
^ By F. ST. MARS. ^
It is to be presumed that when Mr
Blnks bought "Fickle" from a Nev
York dealer and installed him?col
lar, chain, kennel and all?in thi
grounds of his country residence ii
Vermont, he thought to tame him.
He had heard of foxes being si
treated, and in the innocence of hi
heart he concluded that he could d<
the same with a young coyote. In ex
tenuation of this it may be said tha
Binks was no naturalist. Fickli
hardly struck one as being amenabli
to human kindness. He was betweei
a fox and a wolf in size, with all th<
cunning of the nrst and the treacher
ous ferocity of the second rolled int<
one lean frame. From the darkes
corner of his kennel, where he sulkei
all day, he snarled at everything an<
anything. Apparently he suspectei
all the world ? even his chain hi
thought was a snake.
Fickle put up with captivity fo:
two days, and during the third nigh
he vanished into space. To be exact
he slipped hiscollar at midnight, wit!
an ease mat wouia nave astumsuet
3;.nks,. and trotted away into thi
darkness. He put about seven mile
between himself and his late owner':
house before he allowed the pangs o
hunger to stop him. Then he cas
around along the edge of a. wood fo
a meal, and shortly espied some rab
bits feeding in a field.
It so happened that a fox wa
watching those same rabbits for rea
sons of his own, and when a loni
dark shadow shot forth from th
wood, snatched up a rabbit and re
turned to cover, almost before th
death squeal of bunny had ceased
that fox was dumbfounded.
He could himself accomplish some
thing in the way of swift dashes afte
prey, but this fairly took his breatl
away. He decided he must see mor<
of the big interloper, so he advance!
crouching almost flat, according t<
the rules of unseen approach as fol
lowed by generations of foxes.
The coyote, however, smelled hin
thirty yards away, and so it cam*
nhniit that wtipn Mr Pnr inrlerlni
himself to be fairly close, thrust hi
head from cover with great caution
he iound himself looking into Fickle';
cruel eyes, not three inches away.
This was disconcerting, to say thi
least of it, the more so because onl;
a hurried jump backward saved Rey
nard's throat from the stranger'
glistening white fangs. Indeed, hi
heard the sharp snap quite plainly
even as he jumped. Then the fo:
fled and Fickle continued his raea
with calm equanimity.
Just before dawu Fickle happenei
upon a burrow in a disused quarry
which struck him as so roomy am
:omfortable that he determined ti
take up bis quarters there. It did no
^ccur to him that his habitatio]
might possibly belong to some othe
animal?at any rate he took posses
sion and, lying down, was soon fas
asleep.
He was, however, awakened fron
uis iix ot siumutu uy mt; suuuu ui .
stealthy tread. His ears could hardl;
have warned him more quickly hai
he been awake, and the two move
ments of opening his eyes and barin
his teeth were simultaneous. i
shadow fell across the entrance an
an inquiring muzzle sniffed at th
strange taint. Evidently it was th
landlord returned?or rather, a lod
ger?another fox. in fact. Suddenl
a grinning row of teeth, accompanie
by a savage snarl, shot out from th
blackness of this underground abod(
Snap! snap! snap! went Fickle's Ion
jaws. A streak of Mr. Fox's fur
flew into the air before that astor
ished creature quite realized whs
was happening, then he fell backwar
as the quickest way out of the dai
ger zone. But he did not go far; h
only retired half a hundred feet c
60, and then, sitting up on hi
haunches, took up a waiting positioi
iiCKiug ms uieeumg suuuiuers.
Now, strange to say, this expectai
attitude on the part of Mr. Fox mad
Fickle, who was closely watching hin
somewhat uneasy. He knew the ci
nine world well, and was aware th?
when one or more of them sit waitin
like that it bodes evil for some on
else. In his own home in the Fa
West he had seen a pack of wolv(
sit and wait in similar fashion roun
an old Indian who was freezing 1
death.
In the gray cold light of early daw
a long, low shape appeared shan
bling closely toward the burrow, an
| the foi. still patiently waitin:
grinned with the lolling toague i
| the way that foxes have.
The new arrival was a badger, nr
he was the real landlord of the bu
row, the fox being, as I have alreac
remarked, only a lodger. It is
strange custom, this of the barlger
to allow foxes a share of their den
but instances are frequently met wil
of the two creatures livine amicab
together in the same burrow.
In the present case the badgi
reached his home and partly disa
peared down the hole when, qui
suddenly, he bounced out again wii
a series of low grunts, and Fickle
lean snout followed him. Badgei
however, are not so easily kicked c
their own front doorstep, as it wer
i This one went in again, saying stran:
things in a low grumble, anrt with hlB
headjdown.
Exactly what happened within will
never be known, but It seemed as
though a young earthquake was rehearsing
below in the darkness.
All at nnno FirlrlA shot forth into
the outer air as if propelled violently
from within, and bolted as though
from a plague. After that the badger
went to sleep, the fox returned to
his lodgings and peace reigned once
more.
If Fickle had known or understood
the meaning of fox hunting he might
have been alive to this day. When
he was disturbed and hustled from a
comfortable wood next morning by a
cloud of big parti-colored dogs, he
was at first angry and a little frightt
ened.
But when these dogs threw themselves
upon his trail with a clamor
of loud and terrible voices, and
pushed him to a gallop for his'life in
^ the light of the day, he became terrified.
In the sprinting line Fickle
was somewhat of an expert ? for
fifteen minutes he strung out the
^ fields behind him, devouring space at
^ a pace that made hounds and hunters
wonder what manner of fox this could
; be in front of them. When, however,
(r he tied his tail into knots on the dust
. of the road, ran back upon his old
e tracks, and then jumped a wall and
a generally played about with his scent
till It became "a maze to those that
3 followed, there was a lull. These
s lulls became more frequent as time
5 went on, for, whenever Fickle became
_ tired he juggled with his own trail in
t a manner which completely mystified
o these hunters of mere foxes. The
o end came, however, from quite an un*
! expected quarter.
a With the instinct of his race the
. coyote had from the start been lead3
ing the pack upward till they found
t themselves at last high up in a land
j of mountains and snow and gloomy
j woods of pine trees. Here, as evening
j drew on, the huntsmen lost the pack,
3 but the pack did not lose Fickle. Such
hounds as Royal, the old and gaunt.
r and Thor, the quick and cunning, are
t not easily put off the trail of theii
prey. Fickle got rid of the othei
j hounds at last, but all his craft failed
j in throwing off Royal and Thor. These
a two were ever at his heels, perhaps,
g indeed, they knew enough to mark
s his footprints in the snow.
f Following a regular beaten game
t track, all his attention fixed upon the
r death that dogged his steps, .Fickle
sprang lightlyover atree felled across
across his path. Even as he did sc
s he smelt the taint of a man's hand,
but the warning came too late and he
y landed clean upon a large trap. A
g snap of steel jaws, a despairing howl
of anguish, a frenzied, useless strugB
gle on the soft white snow and then
?silence. Fickle was caught at last.
Thus the two hounds found him cowering
and panting, held fast by a leg,
r and there in the silence of the pine
^ woods they dealt with him after the
n manner of their kind. ? Pittsburg
j Press. '
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The Fourteen Errors of Life.
The fourteen mistakes of life Judge
a Rentoul told the Bartholomew 'Club
e are: I
I To attempt to set up our own stans
dard of right' and wrong and expect
i, everybody to conform to it.
s To try, to measure the enjoyment
of others by our own.
5 To expect uniformity of opinion in
y this world.
To look for judgment and expers
ience in youth.
e To endeavor to mold all disposl f
tions alike.
k Not to yield in unimportant trifles.
1 To look for perfection in our own
actions.
3 To worry ourselves and others
, about what cannot be remedied,
i Not to alleviate if we can all that
o needs alleviation.
t Not to make allowances for the
a weaknesses of others,
r To consider anything impossible
that we cannot ourselves perform.
t To believe only what our finite
minds can grasp.
a To live as If the moment, the time,
a the day were so important that it
y would live forever.
[1 To estimate people by some outside
s quality, for it is that within which
g makes the mau.?London Standard.
V
J A Type.
e Martin W. Littleton, the eloquent
e New York lawyer and statesman, said
[- at a recent dinner, apropos of the
y labor exchanges that he hopes to esd
tablish in the United States:
e "I believe in a radical, go-ahead
5. policy. These people who hold back,
g these ultra-conservatives, with their
a four r\f naternaHsm and snrialism and
i- I don't know what bugaboos?well,
it they remind me of a man I once overd
jok on a hot day toiling up a steep
i- hill on a bicycle.
e "The man bore down on the pedals
>r with all his might, his faci was red
is and the veins stood out on his forei(
head. As I overtook him I saw that
he had his brake on. Thinking, nat!t
urally, that .this was accidental, I
e said:
1( " 'Do you know you've got your
brake on there?'
it " 'Yes, I know it,' the man panted,
g 'I'm afraid the machine might go
,e backward on me.' "?Washington
ir Star.
;s "
? The Submarine.
o John W. Titcomb, of the United
States Bureau of Fisheries, said ren
cently of a fishing excursion:
i- "I once made a fishing excursion to
id a stream that flowed behind a lunatic
g, asylum. As I sat and smoked on the
in bank, watching my cork, I noticed
a strange object floating down toward
id me with the current. I saw .that it
r. was a man. He had all his clothes
ly on, and he was swimming in the
a strangest way. I verily believe every
s> part of him was submerged but cne
S) nostril.
th " 'Hi!' I shouted; 'what are you
ly doing there?' "
"He lifted his head from beneath
er the surface, and then, before drawing
p. it under again, he snapped:
te " 'Sh?sh! Don't interfere! I'm
th a submarine!' "?Washington Star.
[>s .
s, Cotton plants require little care
>ff in Honduras. They produce cotton
e. in luxuriant abundance during nine
ze months of the year.
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Author Lays Down Pen.
"Helen Mathers," who in private
life is Mrs. Reeves, and who is known
over the English-speaking world as
the author of the novel of country
life, "Comin' Thro' the Rye," has de|
cided definitely to lay down her pen.
i cha Viae- T-afucoH nil nffers bv nublish
ers, and intends to devote herself In
the future to a iiome for poor boys,
which she has built as a memorial to
her son, who died a short time ago.
Mrs. Reeves enjoys a strange distinction
in being the only woman who
ever has written a realistic racing
novel. In "Tally Ho" she caught the
spirit of the race track, and showed
an intimate knowledge of all the fine
points of the sport. .Mrs. Reeves always
has been a horse lover, and
once was one of the best whips, and
also riders to hounds, in England.?
New York Press.
Meddling.
Don't meddle. This injunction deserves
to be written in glowing letters
and blazoned from the housetops.
For in every community is found a
meddling female who is responsible
for two-thirds of the misunderstandings
that make life so burdensome.
The broken friendship that no
amount of bridging over can entirely
cement again and the domestic tragedies
that bring so much misery and
remorse in their wake are her doing.
And, after all, What is the reward
of the meddler? Satisfaction, perhaps,
for a season, but it is short
) Drawn-Butter Sauce,
j Q) ( served with boiled or 1
"q / pareu. men mice <.?.<
"23 m | tablespoonfuls of flour
' O o. \ salt and one-eighth te:
QJ w well blended, then poi
/(^ " beating constantly, on
! -3 ^ boiled water. Let boil
O o half tablespoonfuls of
| "* v boiled eggs cut in one-:
, .2 sauce and the resujt i
I e *%, ? egg sauce is made by.?.
I "to beaten to a drawn-but
? spoonfuls of lemon juit
^ / drawn-butter sauce Is
<' add one-half cupful of
lived. Sooner or later the price of
her interference is exacted, and she
becomes the target for both of the injured
parties and wakens too late to
I the tantalizing realization that in try|
ing to gain the confidence of one she
? i- fViQ ormtamnt of
Has won lur ueiseii. ... _
both. '
Don't complain. That is, perhaps,
the least attractive of all the don'ts,
for, being soeasy-.to acquire, the complaining
habit has a large following.
The explanation lies in the fact that
Jt is vastly more human, with most of
us, at least, to recognize imperfections
than virtues.
The chronic complainer travels a
hard road and pays heavy toll in the
way of lost opportunities and pleasures
that pass by him while he plods
along searching for the rough places
and pointing out the flaws.
Thai: the majority of the great
army of complainers are of the feminize
gender only makes it the more
deplorable. Lovely woman was surei
lv created for some other mission
than that of enveloping herself and
those that have the rlghi to look to
her for cheer and encouragement ir
the cloud of discontent which the
complaining habit begets. \
No; don't complain. If really
doesn't help matters.
Accept your lot with the grace that
Is born of that faith which teaches
that there is some good in everything,
and that no situation is so bad
that it cannot be alleviated. ? New
Haven Register.
Calls Not Prolonged. ,
When paying calls to one's friends
whether formally or informally, dc
not utterly disregard the hours foi
meals, for it is not good form tc
linger until the lunch or the dinnei
hour, when you have not been invitee
; for the meal. If you do you are likelj
I niona vnnr friend in an awkwarc
bU ptUVV J w M
position. Either shejmust ask yoi
to remain because she feels it necessary,
or she has the meal delayed
waiting for you to taka your departure.
Do not put yourself in the ponltloi
of allowing either of these alterna
tives to occur, for no housekeepei
likes the routine interfered with, anc
unexpected guests are not apt to b(
popular, for in all well regulated
households the table is as conven
tionally laid for luncheon as for din
ner, and to rearrange it at the las'
moment necessitates considera'bl*
change and special orders to th(
kitchen. All of which many house
keepers dislike, and therefore do noi
feel obliged to invite callers at the
last moment.
I If you are really wanted, you wil
- ?1-^.3 ^??inrr + V*es ftorlv nart n!
De iisiieu uuinig i-uc vutij
your call, for the hostess who want:
you will insist that you take off youi
hat and stay for a long visit. If sh<
does not ask yen in this spontaneous
way, do not embarrass her by remain
ing until the moment the meal is an
nounced.
No well mannered hostess allow:
j her maid to announce a meal while i
I ?11 f onH if tho iricjitnr it
I Utlll&l la piCOCllL, C4.AJ.KM *?. VUV ..V.VW. -j
thoughtless the lunch or dinner i:
often delayed until it is almos
spoiled, for cooked foods should b(
eaten as soon as they are done. Thi;
waiting is a trial to the housekeepei
and a cause of irritation to her hus
band, if she has one, and the visitoi
1 responsible for such a state is nevei
1 popular in that family.
! When you ask guests to a meal, il
' WOMAN'S!
REALM <f
one of. them is late, do not wait for
more than ten minutes. At the expiration
of that time the meal should
be served.1 This is only fair to your
punctual guests, who deserve to have
a good dinner, and not one that has
been spoiled by standing. In order to
get their guests together at just the
right time some hostesses resort to
the subterfuge of naming a dinner
hour half an hour earlier than .they
mean to have the meal served. This
gets the tardy ones there on time, but
is not quite fair to the punctual onea,
who are kept waiting. That old
adage, "Punctuality is the courtesy of
kings," should be observed by every
one.?New York Telegram.
Trade Developed by a Woman.
. There may be a thousand and one
ways of going into business for one's
self, but Mrs. Augusta Matzner, of
New York City, seems to have found
th4 one thousand and second. It was
while she was on a trip to Europe a
* o rv>
numDer or years agu uai a uisiwu'.~.
with whom she was talking at a reception
remarked casually that' he
wondered whether there was ?\ny
market in America for old rubbers
and overshoes. Mrs. Matzner thougVt
this request strange, and on inquiring
found that many tons of worn out
rubber footgear were being thrown
away or used for small profit in Europe./
i
When she returned to America
Mrs. Matzner had something mora
valuable than Parisian frocks. It
?
,?The drawn-butter sauce ordinarily
adked fish is often imperfectly prel)lespoonfuls
of butter, add three
mixed with one-half teaspoonful of
ispoonful of pepper, and stir until
ir on gradually, while stirring and
e and one-half cupfuls of freshly
five minutes, and add two and onebutter,
bit by bit. Add two hardfourth
inch slices to a drawn-butter
3 an egg sauce. Another delicious
dding .the yolks of two eggs slightly
iter sauce. One and one-half tease
are an acceptable addinon. If a
to be served tfith boiled mutton,
capers drained from their liquor.
was something on which the custom
inspectors could not assess duty, for
it was an idea. She made a round of
the New York rubber redeemers and
manufacturers and learned that old
i rubber was in demand all the time.
She cabled the European merchant
with whom she had first talked tb
send her all the old rubbers he could
get. She sold the shipment at a good
profit. For two years she did business
in this way, depositing her pro- j
; fits always in the same bank. Finally
she found that she could get the
trade of a number of the largest European
firms, and for this she needed
, much more capital than she posi
sessed. She went to the president of
. the bank with which she had done
i business and asked for a large loan,
i If the president had been at all skeptical
as to her ability, the explanation
; she gave him of the future of the old.
rubber trade convinced him and she
i got the loan. To-day she receives old
. rubber from Europe in thousand-ton
i lots, and is one of the largest individual
factors in the rubber redeemi
ing trade.?From "Women as Bijsil
ness Builders," by E. W. Gearing, in
i The Bookkeeper.
Long sashes are worn with coat '
suits.
Neckpieces are very wide and muffs
, are huge.
' Rat-tail braid seems to be supplanting
soutache.
This season nrobablv will see but
I
^ few hats in felt.
r The jet button craze already shows
[ signs of waning.
i Paris is offering all sorts of hats ex
cept small ones.
Many double veils of contrasting
" colors are offered.
Browns, in the kahki and leather
1 order, are promised for out-of-door
wear.
Sleeves in little girls' dresses are
fuller, long, and have often one or
two puffs.
Dog collars in velvet are being embroidered
in tiny buds and flowers in
natural colors.
The general tendency is away from
vivid colorings, and few lustrous surfaces
are seen.
A trnvol haf Klrplv tn hpffimfl non
* ular is a felt, turned up all the way
^ around in back.
P The craze for shawls has brought
3 with it renewed and welcome drapr
ings on dresses.
; Smart tailored suits are being made
5 of the new diagonals, which are very
- rich in coloring.
The use of panne is a millinery feature,
especially for the purpose of
5 fashioning turbans.
1 The Dutch and Eton collars are
} promised a renewed . popularity
' through the winter season.
, Superb embroidery trimming
5 schemes in color show touches of jet
- introduced into the designs.
Many of the old colors have reap.*
peared, but with a new face, an inde
scribable bloom or ashen tint. Such
effects are seen best In the rich silks
I and velvets.
LIMITED KNOTt "LEDGE.
He doesn't know that Homer ever sang a
thrilling song,
He doesn't know who won at Waterloo:
He doesn't know th&L Caesar every swayed
a cheering throng,
Hr what it. was that Guv Fawkes tried
to do;
But he can tell you quickly, if you have the
wish to know,
,Who have led the Leagues in batting for
a dozen years or so.
He doesn't know an adverb from a pronoun
or a noun,
He mixes up his tenses when he speaks:
He do;sn't know who Byron was, or that
iie won renown,
But he can give you quickly and without a
moment's, thought \
All the details of the battle# that old John
L. ever fought.
He couldn't name a dosen of this country's
Presidents,
He doesn't know who lost at Bunker
Hill;
Once he-saw displayed a copy cf "Poor
Richard" for ten cents,
And he bought it, but regret is with
him still,
"Fori"."he says. "I looked all through it,
- and dere'a nutin' dere at all
Like dere is in dis here guide-book wit' its
records of baseball."
?Chicago Record-Herald.
"What a Juno!" "That short girl?
Don't you think that a misnomer?"
"No; she's a Miss Smith." ? Baltimore
American.
Said He?"Since I met you I have
only one thought." Said She?"Well,
that's one more than you had when
we met."?Chicago Daily News.
Now goes the citv girl afar,
Ana shins to tne top bough
Of some tall tree and calls for help
When first she meets a cow. .
"Lady," &aid Workless Walter, "I
have had a checkered career." "And
It's your move now," replied the Lady
as she reached for Tige's chain.*?
Princeton Tiger.
"And did you enjoy your trip
through Switzerland?" "Yes, very
? rnVrv-.* linJ'mt/iVt o+fwnriAef
ULiUUU. jl LiKzy xiau outu aui auurv }/vov
cards all through that country."?
Chicago Record-Herald.
First Doctor?"That nurse is an
Indian from the Carlisle School. She
has an awful temper." Second Doctor?"Ah,
I see. A red cross nurse,
eh?"-?Philadelphia Record.
"And where is your husband."
"Alas! He is in the,future state!"
"Pardon me; I didn't know he was
dead." "He ain't. He's homesteading
a claim in Arizona."?Cleveland
Leader.
The Pastor (dining with the family)?"Ah,
yes. Brother Smithers, it
is the little things of this life that
count."* Little Willie (in a loud whisper)?"Maw,
that's the sixth biscuit
he's took."?Chicago Tribune.
"I suppose your remarks in Congress
will be listened to with great
interest?" "My friend," said the
statesman, <" In Congress a man is
.lucky to get a chance to make a
speech without expecting people to
listen to it."?Washington Star.
The hata are now bo verjr large
1 really think we mignt
Just put a motor on benind.
Ana fly like Wilbur Wright.
?Minna Irving, in the New York Times. <
"I want to make a name for myself
in politics," said the ambitious
youth. "Well," answered Senator
Sorghum, "It's liable to be a long and
difficult' enterprise. You'll probably
have to put in a considerable share
o? your time allowing your enemies
to call you any names they happen to
think of."?Washington Star.
"What do you want?" asked the
farmer's wife, as the ill-looking tramp
came shuffling up to the door. "I
want to get a bite or two and I want
it quick, see?" replied the tramp.
"Oh, certainly," said the good woman
wiIn a prompt cheerfulness and freedom
from alarm which made the ugly
visitor turn apprehensively. "You
Viotm oil 4-Via Mfna VA11 H7Q n+ T-TArP
Towser!"?Baltimore' American.
,?
Draining Yazoo Basin.
. One of .t?e greatest undertakings
ever entered upon by the U. S. Geological
Survey is the draining of the
famous Yazee Basin?that portion of
the State of Mississippi lying between
the Mississippi and .the Yazoo Rivers
and commonly known as the delta.
The first project surveyed contains
800 square miles, and State and Nation
are co-operating in the work.
During the, last twenty-four years,
$9,700,000 has been expended for the
building and maintenance of the
levees of the delta region, about oneseventh
of this amount tfeing contributed
by .the Federal Government
and the balance by the State. These
levees are supposed to be fairly durable,
though the levee commission does
not trust the lordly Mississippi for a
second, and is ever on the watch.
This reclamation work is a tremendously
difficult .task, however, and
the least of the troubles of the engineers
now at work there is battling
with snakes, mosquitoes and malaria.
It is generally believed by those living
remote from the delta that its
land is of a swampy character. Tho
belief is unfounded. There are few,
if any, swamps, in the general acceptance
of the term, to be found. It is
an area of narrow lakes, bayous and
A nnn K o n Ira
courses.?Van Norden's.
False Economy.
John D. Rockefeller, ere lie adopted
the policy of silence, said one day to
a reporter:
"Young men must not think that I
advocate miserly habits.' Economy I
advocate, of course; but wise spending
I advocate, too. The miser, laying
nothing out, can never advance,
"in font thn miser lms no better
understanding of economy than little
Tommy Wetherill, of Cleveland, has.
"Tommy listened to a lesson on
economy from his father ono day. Ho
learned that nothing good or whole
was ever to be thrown away, and so
forth, and that evening he came in to
supper swinging by the tail a fragrant
dead cat.
" 'Look, father,* he said. 'Look
what I found on the dump?a perfect
]y good cat that somebody tbrowed
away." "?Washington Star.
A Washington diplomat wu? laugh-H
Ing the other day over a letter flroml
Ernest Lyon, the American Consul toH
I Liberia. fl
I "Lyon," said the diplomat, "had^
been making a trip rrom Monrovia uiub
the Interior. He described In his let-H
ter the very primitive people he metH
with on his journevings. He got offH
rather a neat thing about women. M
44 'The young woman of these re-B
gions,' he wrote, 'suggests the prophetH
to you?she has so little on her in herH
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