I TO LIVE FOREVER. Thomas Edison has perfected a j storage battery which he says will last indefinitely and revolutionize the present propelling power. Prof. Munyon says it Is only a question of time until a remedy is . discovered that will supply the waste ! of the human body, so that one may i live on almost indefinitely, barring 1 accidents. This seems almost too ! good to be true, but nothing seems to be impossible in these days when i we consider the flying machine and the wireless telegraph. Prof. Muuyon has certainly revolu- ! tlonized the practice of medicine. He does not believe in building hospitals for consumptives. He says that consumption can always be traced to a cold_ Cure a cold and you nrevent ; consumption. His Cold and Cough Remedy will break up almost any form of a cold in a few hours and | positively prevent Bronchitis and , Pneumonia. To convince the medical j world and people in general of the i truth of his claims be has distributed tnillions of vials of the Cold Cure, ab- \ aolutely free, from the leading news- j paper offices throughout the country, J and the cures that have been reported from its use have been most astonishing. These little sugar pellets contain no opium, morphine, cocaine or any harmful drug. They seem to relieve the head, throat and lungs al- ! most immediately. In order that no one may be de- I prived of this remedy be has placed j It with all the druggists throughout i the United States for the small sum | of 2o cents, or sent postpaid on receipt of price, and wlti each bottle he gives this guarantee: "If Munyon's Cold and Cough Cure does not do all ; that Is claimed for It, I will refund ! your money." There are four advantages in taking Munyon's Remedies. First, they are absolutely harmless. Second, they are pleasant to take. Third, they re- ; lieve almost immediately. 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Guaranteed to core or your money back. 924 > ir ?=n 11 I For Sore Throai | j Nothing will do more good in so short a time with 1 so little trouble as ? x Hale's ! Honey j Sold by Druggists " When It aches again try ' Pike's Tooihachc Drops < The German Government has on Lake Constance a nineteen-knot, 350horse power boat for raising kites in weather observations. The results are daily telegraphed to the chief I forecasting offices. ; WHY PEOPLE SUFFER. Too often the kidneys are the cawst ; and the sufferer is not aware of it. Sick kidneys bring headache and side pains, lameness and stiffness, dizziness, headaches, tired feeling, urinv&tf j ary troubles. Doan's vjfr(W Kidney Pills cure V& - \ J the cause. Mrs. ] T\ JZtlj yirginia Spitzer, | Buena Vista, Va., , savs: "For thirtv years I suffered ( "'hew v 5a ? everything but death > 1WS*M' 1 with my kidneys. I J cannot describe my suffering from ' terrible bearing down pains, dizzy j pells, headacbes and periods of partial blindness. The urine was full of ] sediment. I was in the hospital three weeks. Doan's Kidney Pills were 1 quick to bring relief and soon made me well and strong again." Remember the name?Doan's. For sale by all dealers. 50 cents a bor. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. High School Fraternities. All that the high school fraternities have done for the social life of the schools has been to accentuate deeply the social differences existing, to convert the sweet, normal, mutual associations of mutually attractive 1 boys and girls into coarse, obvious "success"' aiad "failures," to empha- ' size by publicity the distinction with ' which the "popular1' enjoy their triumph, and to sharpen, by artificial contrast, the misery in which the less "popular" endure their neglect.? ' William Hard, in Everybody's. a 3,346.106 COEDS OF WOOD IN 2,118,047 TONS OF PULP Mills Paid $28,000,000 For Raw Material, Including Mill Waste ---Spruce, Hemlock and Poplar Two hundred and fifty-one pulp mills in the United States used 3,- ' 346,106 cords of wood and made 2,118,947 tons of pulp last year. Spruce has always been the leading pulp wood, and it furnished 64 per cent, of the total quantity used. The rapid development of the wood pulp industry in the last ten years has rendered the domestic supply of spruce insufficient to meet the demands upon it, and consequently importations from Canada have been heavy. In 1908 our pulp mills consumed nearly 1,500,000 cords of imported spruce, making the imports of spruce nearly 45 per cent, of the domestic supply. Next to spruce, the most impor tant pulp wood is hemlock, of which 569,173 cords were converted into pulp last year. All the hemlock used was of domestic origin, and most of it' was produced in the lake States and i Pennsylvania. Although now used in , less quantity than spruce and hem- j lock, poplar has long been a standard i pulp wood. A small quantity of pop- | lar is imported, but by far the larger j portion of the more than 300,000 i cords used last year was cut from domestic timber. Spruce, hemlock and poplar made up 90 per cent, of the total quantity of pulp wood used. The remainder was supplied by many j species, the most important of which ; were pine, cottonwood and balsam. I The wood used by the pulp mills , 1 X Xl lliiU ! last year cost iuem a inuc uiui c iua.u $28,000,000, or an average of $8.38 i a cord, against an average of $8.21 I in 1907. The most costly wood used J was imported spruce, with an average 1 valne of $10.60 a cord. The average . for domestic spruce was $8.76 a cord 1 and for poplar $8.04 a cord. The ; cheapest wood that was used in large j quantity was hemlock, the cost being ' $6.02 a cord. Owing to the uncer- i tain business conditions the total con- ' sumption of pulp wood in 1908 was j nearly 16 per cent, less than in 1907, | but this did not prevent an increase j in the price of wood. The high price \ of wood is keeping the manufactur- I ers constantly on the outlook for cheaper raw material, and one of the j most encouraging developments has | been the increased use of slab wood j and other saw mill waste. This drift in the industry is clearly indicated I by the fact that 193,234 cords of i mill waste were reported as consumed in pulp manufacture during 1907, while 252,896 cords, an Increase of 30 per cent., were used in | 1908. These statements are based upon a preliminary report of the consump- j tion of the pulp wood in the United States in 1908 just issued by the ! Bureau of the Census. The Bureau of the CensuB and the Forest Service ' co-operate in the collection of an- ] Qual statistics of forest products, and : this preliminary report will soon be ! followed by a bulletin, which will give detailed information upon the I use of pulp wood last year in the 1 various States, the cost for cord, the ! amount reduced by the mechanical, j sulphite and soda processes and oth- i sr facts of interest to the industry. What if the World Stopped? Suppose that some mysterious pow- j 5r, entirely mental or spiritual in its i nature, and of a high order of intel- i lect, a mentality or soul absolutely I acquainted with the human mind j even down to minute details, should iesire to make an announcement, a | statement to mankind in general, how would it proceed to attract attention? j [ have thought of a few ways or methods which would attract the attention if man. Thus, suppose that at exact noon in the observatory in Washing- j ton or Greenwich, all the telegraphic j instruments on earth should instant ly refuse to work. Let every wire on laud and in cables beneath the sea lease to act. Let every key come to rest and every sounder be silent. Imagine this silence to continue five minutes. The attention of all telegraph people would be attracted and then that of newspaper men. Let ten ; minutes pass, and businessmen would \ hear of the phenomenon. Let the j trouble continue during an hour, then i everybody living in cities might hear , that the telegraphs were lifeless. In j ane year, perhaps, half of the human : race would hear of the disturbance. , ?From Nautilus. Sewage Disposal in Europe. That the last word with reference j to the treatment of sewage has not ; yet been said seems manifest from j the processes adopted by and appar- ! ently growing in favor with many of ; ' V> c* lor arc* Uomhr PO 'W* t,V l^Ui V^/V?4M VIViVW. e, ! Cologne, Dresden, Liverpool, Belfast, j Bristol, Hull and many smaller cities j have adopted the dilutionsystem. The sewage is screened of all floating mat- j ter and is then turned into the ad- ; jacent rivers, without chemical treat- : ment, and the result seems to he en- j lirely satisfactory. As the cities of j Europe are older than our own it is j but natural that the question of the . treatment and disposal of sewage should have received longer and more ?areful study than has heen given it in this country. In point of fact, Europe leads us in sewage purification matters, and, though the subject has by no means heen exhausted abroad, American engineers can learn much from the nlans adonted for the treat- i ment of sewage by cities across the ' Atlantic.?Newark News. Herbert Spcnccr. Herbert Spencer was a bachelor. ) declaring that he "had no time to got ; married." Spencer never saw a loco- j motive, but was construction engineer in his younger days for the London and Birmingham Railway, and later on served in a similar capacity with the Birmingham and Gloucester Railway. It. is not true that Spencer was sver in actual want, but his finances were at times very low. The $7000 raised by friends in America was accepted by Mr. Spencer "as a trust to be used for public ends." . i Farm hands for harvesting the grain and fruit crops of California ire scarcer than ever. I THE SMELL OF THE RAIN. All Nature Senses It and Echoes Wd come With Outstretched Arms. Sweeter than any perfume ever dit ; tilled by the chemist, sweeter tha I roses or cape jessamines, or the seer of a ripe grape, sweeter than ne1 mown hay or a baby's breath, sweete than fresh linen and milady's washe : hair, is the smell of the rain, j It is the breath to the nostrils, ej I hilaration to the lungs, elixir to th | blood, and wine to the brain. Th dusty earth inhales it and is pulsin again with potential life; the flower that were panting are revived, an the very leaves of the trees absor it as incense and are lifted up. Hur gry, fretful, parched and complair | ing, man opens his mouth and gulp it down like a gormand. j The fading and wilting cotton bloi ; som welcomes it as a message of ne1 life, and the naked of all the worl j rejoice in the hope of replenishe wardrobes. The growling, grovelin beasts of the stock exchange, Inter upon the dust and drought and wai of grim prospect, sniff it and ar abashed and tame. Miasmas of pr vation and distress fade away froi it, as the fogs before the sunshim and mellow wholesomeness possesse the fields and permeates the habit? tions of men. The grass of the plains, brown an withered and dry as stubble, sense it as the blind and deaf are awar of the unseen and unheard approac of friends, and it steals over the lan as the perfumed herald of an unfoi getting Providence. The very sparrows of the groun twitter their delight, the songsters c the forest acclaim it with a mor liquid melody, and the mother bir on her nest whispers rejoicings to th brood beneath her wing. The be that hung despairingly to the hone comb flies straight to the clover flelc It springs up like a new born pres ence; it comes down like a benedk tion. An unseen censer is .swung i the air; a silent baptism is cel? brated; the prayer that was uttere haltingly and half-faithlessly is ar swered, and a resurrection is realizec What skeptical, impatient and ur worthy creatures we are; what ma! contents and murmurers! And ho,< short-sighted is our view of creatio and reproduction and the eterns scheme of, life! Six thousand year have taught us little, though we kno1 so much of the current day and houi A 1 i fnHmo nf hrtnntr nontnrioc f il. HL^yttUiV Ut VVU4AVJ f vvuvu* ?vw> -w progress, and the recurring cycl of a perpetual universe are vain t impress our poor understanding wit the truth of the unfailing and th everlasting. What know we of th recessions and precessions, the action and the reactions, the energies an the restings of this old-young earth' large life? How unmindful we ar of the deep, big truths which natur has been exhibiting all these year and generations and eons of the up ward and advancing march! A littl trial, a little hardship,- and we ar undone, though the storehouse is fui and the fat years are certain to re turn for the fruitful ground will nc belle itself. But the smell of the rain?on whiff of it and all repinings are done and the way is shining again, and w are after the butterflies as eager an as heedless as before. Men are but children of a large growth, and their ears are dried an their hurts are healed by little kisse which they straightway forget.?For Worth Record. Largest Animal in the World. What is claimed as the largest ani mal in the world is represented by i colossal skeleton in the museum o Christ Church, New Zealand. This i the remains of a large specimen of tb blue whale stranded on the coast o that country. This whale is probabl: the 1/irgest of all living animals. Th< length of the skeleton is eighty-sevei feet, and the head alone is twenty one feet. The weight of the bones i estimated at nine tons. This giganti whale gets its name of blue whal' from the dark bluish gray of its up per surface. The tinge of yellow oi its lower part has led to the nam "sulphur bottom," by which it i known on the western side .of the At lantic. It is otherwise known as Sib bald's roqual (Balenopterasibbaldii) The chief food of this gigantic ani mal is a small marine crustaceai (Thysanopoda inermis), known t the whalers as "kril." Another spe cies of the same shrimplike grou] Has been ootamea in tnousanas iron the stomachs of mackerel caught oi the Cornish coast. The nearly is lated oppossum shrimps found ii enormous numbers in the Greenlan* seas form the chief food of the com mon whale. Some of the thysauo poda are phosphorescent and contrib ute to the liminosity of the sea.? London Globe. Lost, Stolen or Strayed. A story is told of a certain man li*v ing in a New England village who los a horse one day, and failing to fint him he went down to the publi square ana offered a reward of to whoever could bring him back. 1 half-witted fellow who heard the offe volunteered to discover the where abouts of the horse, and sure enougl he returned in half an hour leadini him by his bridle. The owner wa surprised at the ease with which hi half-witted friend had found th beast, and, on passing the $5 to him he said: "Tell me. how did you fim the horse?" To which the man re ulied: "Waal. 1 thought to myseli Where would I go if I was a hoss, am ; went there, and ho had."?Londci Telegraph. Where Limburger Comes From. The United States, it seems, ca: end does make just as good limburge as the province in Belgium where i originated, says the New York Globe This is how we do it: A piece of calf's stomach is set away in a warn place in a can of whole milk. Ii about forty minutes the curdled mes Is pounded and then the whey pressei 3ut. Afterward forms are filled am further drainage permitted. Salt i ubbed on the outside until it become slippery; then the cheese is set awa: n the cellar t'o ripen for a montl jr two. and the germs do the rest.? i'outh's Companion. . v -Ji- : - f "His Brother's Keeper.*' ji k ( By HOLMAN DAY. 1 \ On Little Spruce Island on the I 5- Maine coast I found three old men, ' n brothers?William, Daniel and Nehe- j it miah Shanks. They have lived there j F # all .their lives in a tumble-down little j F shelter. They are melancholy old j n d men. They are contented, but the | t sea has brought to them a strange, ! r brooding, wistful solemnity. William J v ? and Daniel never married. Nehemiah j r e has had a poor little romance that ; e g broke his heart. He went home with 1 t s his confession of wrong-doing, d "Then you must look out for the ^ I b boys after I'm dead," said his father, | 1 forgiving him. Nehemiah has spent' t i- his life "looking out for the boys," ; t is who are now infirm old men. "It is i I my duty in return for my father's 11 3- pardon of my wrong-doing," he told I w me, "and I have tried to do my best, j d I am the youngest, and I am best able j r d to work." i' i g For more than twenty years Will-j t it iam has never come out of the hoit s it into the sunshine. He told me that 8 e he feared the sun might heat his ; 1 I- brains and interfere with his life- e n work, which is the composition of c 3, poetry. s is While William idlee, Nehemiah i- tills the little garden, catches fish, t digs clams and cooks. He is cheer- r d fully the burden-bearer, and with b 8 some pride says that he is the head \ e of the family; for when his father J h imposed the trust on him he did so c d with a ceremony truly patriarchal; d > he gave into Nehemiah's hands the c staff on which he had leaned for many t d years, saying that it should be the o >f badge of Nehemiah's authority. Nehe- c e miah described the scene to me,;tears s d trickling down his wrinkled cheeks, c e Memory was only a partial spur to i e this grief. ! ^ y Daniel, after more than sixty years I I. of obedience, had become a most t i- amazing rebel. He had declared that c > another flood had been prophesied to ? n him in a vision, and that he had been c s- ordered to build an ark on Little f d Spruce. Little Spruce is owned by a t i- lady in Boston, as part of an exten- t I. sive holding of islands. The Shanks i i- brothers have been permitted to re- i I- main as squatters on condition that w . they do not disturb the standing tim- i n ber. Nehemiah gave this promise to ^ il the manager of the estate. ^ s I Daniel, though threescore and ten, s w took the family axe, hand-saw, and j ". 1 hammer and proceeded to his labors c f on his ark. Nehemiah stood in front i is of the lordly spruce that Daniel was r o about to attack with the axe, and in h the name of .the Shanks family for-, e bade him to chop. Daniel had the e teal of monomania and insisted. Then >u , rvenemian Druuuivueu me lawny emu i ^ d and threatened to chastise the disobe6 dient son of their father. Daniel, in ! * e a frenzy, made at his brother with t e the axe, routed him, captured the t s staff, chopped it up, and then began j. )- ; an the tree. He laid waste quite a x e section of woodland before Nehemiah ^ e got word to the agent. Then in high II dudgeon Daniel built a shack of his !- own. He lives in it and refuses to * speak to his brothers. j "I still hope to be able to meet fa- s e ther at the door of heaven and tell t J, aim that I kept the Shanks family e I together and kept it decent, as he d would have liked to have me keep it," ? | said Nehemiah, sadly. "Daniel was r always hard to manage; father found d j bim so. But I think he will come s back to his home, for I am the only 1 . t one in the family who can cook things t j as mother used to cook them."?Har: per's Magazine. b Pope Pius and the Guards. ?1 j It would seem to be the ambition of i Pope Pius X. to pass down to pos8 I terlty as the Reformer. He has al- j f i ready instituted several notcble ro- f forms, in the total reorganization of f y the financial departments of the Vat- c e ican, in the ecclesiastical congrega* t Q tions, in taxes, and in the ceremonial a music. At present the Pope is con- -] s j templating a number of important B c i changes within the walls of the Vat- r e j ican with a view to reducing need- -v | less expenditures. Jle has expressed v 11 , the opinion that there are far too f e many idle people about the premises ^ 8 , ?officials who are costly, but whose ' , offices are pure sinecures. The '* j guards, for instance, are practically j valueless. The Guards of Nobles, the f ' | Swiss Guards, the Palatine Guards ^ a | the Gendarmerie?all alike necessi- j 0 j tate a vast expenditure for which y little is obtained in return. If his p i holiness acted in accordance with his a i real wishes, he would abolish all t a J these, but consideration of historic t " | interest will probably induce him 2 | to confine himself to a mere reduc- t * ] tion in numbers.?Home Correspond- _ * ence of the London Globe. n Facts About Gravesend. a Gravesend, now smarting under ' t lier treatment by the admiralty in re- I lation to the disposition of the war-. s Bhips in the coming Thames review,; u i j Las been always more or less a spoiled ^ child of fortune. As the great outpost of London her privileges in the 5 j matter of customs and pilotage have n ^ j been considerable. When the town t was burnt and plundered by the t French and Spaniards in the reign of. t a Richard II. the king compensated the g citizens by giving them the exclusive ? right to carry passengers to London (by water at 2d. a head (or 4s. per ! 1' p jboat). Twopence, of course, was no] <3 mean sum in those days. Gravesend a j has also the distinction, among Eng- 1 !ish towns, of having been the first to h . organize a river steamboat service to; J London. This she did as long ago as s Q 1S29. The gloomy name she bears I E loses its sombreness when we remem- ' J ber that it is derived from the Saxon j c 'gerefa," and indicates the limits of .i the jurisdiction of a port-reeve. In ! ^ n Domesday Book she is recognizable r under the name of Gravesham.?Lon-. t don Chronicle. ' > * n Cliauffeuse Fined. h n Miss Sydney K. Lodge, a profes- b s sional automobile chauffeur, was ar- c d raigned this morning in the Munici- r 3 pal Court before Judge Bennett on r s charges of having no badge and of r s not having a lighted lamp on the rear c 5 of her car at night time. She plead- it li ed guilty and was fined $15, which li - she paid. ? Boston Evening Tran- n 1 script. [ e OOD g^OADS ffl < Dust Laying on English Roads. The dust laying oh English road iromises soon to be a problem of tb iast. It is being solved by develop nents of road tarring. Two years ag here were thirty miles of tarre oads in England; last year ther rere 200 miles; there are now 150 niles, and in two years you may es iect 20,000 miles. On these read he dust problem is absolutely killed Until recently vhat tarred road England 'jad were nearly all shor engths. Now long stretches hav >een completed, such ag from Cover ry to London and from London t lerne Bay. In many counties, nota >ly Hertfordshire, Middlesex an Cent, the advance has been rapid. To-day England leads the world i oad improvement. France come lext. Five years ago the "routes na ionales" in France, were, as a whol< uperior to English roads as a whole ilthough not equal to England's besi Fo-day England is enormously ahea sven of France, and the work done i tther countries is comparative) mall. Tar fresh from the gas works is tc ally unsuitable for using on th oads. It contains a proportion c oluble matter which washes out an vhich, if it runs into streams, ma till fish and do other damage. Th irdinary tar splashes and injure [resses, etc. These facts have cause onsiderable natural prejudice agains ar preparations among many land iwners and country residents. Meth >(fs had to be found of removing th oluble matter without going to th >ther extreme and making the coal ng brittle. There are bow variou fays of doing this. The Roads Improvement Associa ion's experiments showed that road an be made dustless ty applying on rallon of tar to ftverv four sunerf ial yards, costing about $200 a mil or an average road. It was foun< bat satisfactory results could onl e had by giving much heavier dress ngs than were formerly considere lecessary. This tar dressing so adds to th rear-resisting qualities of the high ray that so far as can be now seen i srlll more than repay its cost by th aving It effects in road mantenanct Jut It is not possible to speak finall in this point until the tarred road lave been laid down for a longer p? lod.?Chicago Tribune. Get Expert Advice. One or two bits of counsel in re ;ard to good roads building cannc >e too often emphasized. In the firs lace, never proceed without exper .dvlce. In some sections of the Souti he movement for better highway las been set back a full generatio lecause of ignorance and consequen wastefulness in the use of road fundi Jet your State Highway CommissiOE ir, your State Geologist, or some offl lal of your State Department of Agr: ulture, to advise you as to what soi if road Improvement policy yo hould advocate. Many counties ar oo poor to build macadam roads a et, especially where stone for macad imizing must be brought a great dif ance. In such places the merits an tpplicabillty of the sand-clay systei hould be considered. It is much les ixpensive than macadam, and in hui [reds of counties in the South is th test system that can be adopted. An in all clay roads, the split-log dra hould be regularly used.?Progret ive Farmer. 1 A Good Roads Dividend. The county of Sullivan, Tennesset s building turnpikes. A dispatc rom Bristol tells of the sale of arm in Sullivan County for upwar if $14,000. Before the building c urnpikes the farm would have sol it not more than half that amouni "he place was put up at auction an old to the highest bidder. There i lothing to account for the increase i ralue, aside from the fact that Sull; an County now has .good roads wher ormerly it had bad roads.?Louit ille Courier-Journal. Baltimore's Horse Heaven. Baltimore is about to open its res arm or fresh-air home for horses un er the management of the Anima lefuge Association. It is a charit ,ble enterprise, as only the horses o oor cabmen and hucksters, who ar mable to care for their animals whei - * J" ?-Ml ~ ney oecuiiie 111, win uc iwci?cu a he farm. These men are forced t et their horses suffer, and oftentlme o sell them when they are unfit fo ?ork. When the horse of a poo iwner becomes ill now he has only t [Otify the Animal Refuge Associatior .nd for $2 a month his horse will b aken to the farm, where it can reve a clover and forget the hot and dust; treets and the rough cobblestone intil it is well.?New York Tribune. Bound to Get It. They were coming some from Cc ey. The conductor came by, handei en cents change to the man out o he quarter and gave three transfer 0 him. "What's the third for?" asked th foman. The man looked amazed. H ooked also at the ten cents out of th luarter. He ran to the conducto md grabbed him by the coattail "here was a hurried explanation am ie came back again. "He charged me for that child whi at back of us," he cried in amaze oent. "What do you think of that ust picked me out as owning th hild and made me pay his fare, ust caught him in time." ? Ne\ 'ork Press. Her Transformation. Irene was a little street waif. 1 :ind hearted woman called her int< er home one day, gave her a bath rushed her hair and arranged it be omingly, tying it with a clean prett; ibbon; then stepped back to view th? esult. A friend who was presen emarked that there was such j hange one would scarcely know tha 1 was the same child. Then thi tile girl spoke up timidly, "But m; ame's Irene yet, ain't it?"?Uelin ator. > | Weil Described. V > i Three-year-old Louise when riding | ^ j on a rapidly moving electric car gazed i Intently out of the window a few moI ments, then exclaimed: "Mother, s I Just look at the sticks [telephone' e 1 poles] running home!"?Delineator. j o ! CONFESSIONS OF A CLOWN. d | e ! Aft Last, There is on Sale a Boob j 0 j Brimful of American Humor. ' > j Any bookseller will tell you that s I the constant quest of his customers . I is for "a book which will make me C s J laugh." The bookman is compelled t to reply that the race of American \ e humorists has run out and comic litt erature is scarcer than funny plays, o A wide sale Is therefore predicted for | t- the "Memoirs of Dan Rice," the 1 d Clown of Our Daddies, written by | Maria Ward Brown, a book guaran- 1 n teed to make you roar with laughter. | lfl The author presents to the public a 1 vnlnme of the ereat Jester's most i >, pungent jokes, comic harangues, I j / caustic hits upon men and manners, l[ lectures, anecdotes, sketches of ad- I ,j venture, original songs and poetical P n effusions; wise and witty, serious, ?? y satirical, and sentimental sayings of the sawdust arena of other days. Old Dan Rice, as proprietor of the ki e famous "One Horse Show," was more L; f of a national character than Artemus Pc d Ward, and this volume contain^ the y humor which made the nation laugh j, e even while the great Civil Wdr raged. * This fascinating book of 600 pageB, d beautifully illustrated, will be sent ^ - you postpaid for $1.50 by Book Pub- E. , lishing Hou3e, 134 Leonard street, an New York. Al Ct e Wireless telephony installed on battle- ] e ships works successfully in some cases, but do Is unsatisfactory in others. ha B Thousands of country people know that E61 in time of sudden mishap or accident Ham- J-e! lins Wizard Oil is- the nest substitute for to the family doctor. That is why it is so lai s often found upon the shelf. inj ,e "Women in Persia are fast becoming Jj* Americanized," declares a Persian writer , - -* 1 hfl e in a current periodical. I ? 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