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THE 15LACK CANYON OF THE I GUNNISON. The Lord. He smote a racecourse here, two hundred fathoms deep. All lined with frowning crags of black, piled granite heap on heap, And then He loosed the waterway and bade His horses leap. And so they rush with snow white manes where sun's rays seldom glance; Ah, how their foam Hecked heads are tossed, and how those white manes dance! And he who seeks to ride those steeds has not a feather's chance. ^ The aces come, the ages go, and cities dot the plain, And then the cities vanish, as the dust yields to the rain. But still the Lord's white horses race between those black walls twain. ?Arthur Chapman, in the Denver Republican. t i Tbe Wooing of Victoria | 7 : 7 4 By BARBARA CARDS-WILSON. % t i "Lord Scarsleigh is coming this afternoon," remarked Mrs. Winstenley as she arranged herself carefully in the chair she usually occupied on her "days." She looked across at her daughter meaningly. "Very well, mother." Victoria spoke quite unconcerned ly. She was accustomed to Lord Scarsleigh's visits, and they did not interest her in the least. Besides, her mind was extremely busy over other matters just now. She went on quietly with her embroidery without even looking up. "He remarked this morning that your color was pretty and natural looking." "Very kind of him, I'm sure." Victoria was still engrossed in her fancy work. Her own private affairs were reaching a crisis. Mrs. Winstanley put up her lorgnettes and surveyed her daughter critically. "He seems to ha^e a curious prejudice against anything in the way of what hs calls 'make-up;' I have heard him talk of other girls. I wish, love, you would run upstairs and wipe the powder off your face before he comes. It might make him suspicious of your coloring. Victoria hesitated. She had had to return from her morning trysting place in rather a hurry lest she should be late for luncheon, and was hot and tired. It was two flights of stairs up to her bedroom, and her mother had made her use powder since she was seventeen, and always told hor she looked unfinished and gauche without it. An expression of mild annoyance crossed her pretty face. "Don't you think you had better take the same precaution?" "Don't be rude, Victoria." Victoria's slim figure rose, and a smile quickly replaced the frown. It had suddenly occurred to her that Lord Scarsleigh's frequent visits might help to expedite her own little plans. "Very well, mummie, I'll do my best to make your environment all that his lordship would approve of.'* Lord Scarsleigh had arrived when she reached the drawing room again. He was an elderly man, tall, with a military aspect. He sat down near Victoria and watched her and played with his mustache. Her mother was at the other side and talked gayly to him across her. "I suppose you will soon be leav'ng town now. London is beginning to get a cheap, second-hand appearance that is quite unpleasant; isn't It? xne Dest people are an going. "I?er?hadn't noticed it." "Oh, everybody is making their plans for the autumn now. Next week sees the last of the opera. I saw dear Lady Flora this morning; she is just Dff to Cowes." Mrs. Winstanley leaned back and fanned herself pensively. It was rather fatiguing making all the conversation this hot afternoon. Lord Scarsleigh left off fingering ois mustache for a few seconds. ''Does?er?Miss Winstanley like yachting?" "Intensely." Victoria started slightly. Her mother must ,surely have forgotten what a pitiful sailor she was and how she loathed the water, but she restrained an exclamation and went on quietly with her embroidery. She Hi/1 nnt wish tn cnnil nnv nnp pise's plans. "The sea has a great fascination for us both," Mrs. Winstanley added serenely. "My dear father was an admiral. No doubt Victoria and I inherit it from him." "I have a yacht." "How delightful! It has always been one of the dreams of my life to possess a yacht. How lucky some people are." Mrs. Winstanley sighed softly and waited expectantly. His lnrdehin's nprt rpmnrlr wnc nnr quite what sho hoped for, but it contained latent possibilities. ^ "I will have it painted." Tea was brought up and other callers arrived. Lord Scarsleigh promptly departed, but graciously signified his intention of coming again the following afternoon. When Mrs. Winstanley told Victoria they must stay at home again she was as much annoyed as such an amiable, well-brought-up girl could be. "But surely I need not stay, too?" "Nonsense! Of course you must." "But, mother, it's very tiresome. I promised to go to tea with MaryLester. Hew long is this going on? I shall be glad when something is settled." "So shall I," returned her mother fervently. The next afternoon Lord Scarsleigh sat at one side of Victoria again and fondled his mustache and watched her pretty head bending over her embroidery, and Mrs. Winstanley sat at the other and talked to him. She did not sew; she leaned back and waved a fan gracefully to and fro and wondered what she could do to expedite matters. "Are you going abroad for the winter?" she asked pleasantly. ???. . "It depends on circumstances." ' Circumstances" might mean anytning. Mrs. Winstanley felt quite hopeful. "I do not wish to be unduly inquisitive." she laughed, "but one likes to hear what one's friends are doing. I am still very uncertain in my own mind where Victoria and I will go." She paused. It was as well to give him opportunities for making suggestions if he wished to. Apparently he did not. "Of course, Scotland is very pleasant next month?I hear your place is perfectly lovely. I suppose wost people will move north at first, but for myself I feel the cold so I shall soon be in a hurry to get south again." Lord Scarsleigh only caressed his mustache and watched Victoria. Mrs. Winstanley wished desperately she could think of some washable excuse for leaving the room. "Your daughter is?er?very fond of needlework?" he remarked while she ruminated. f "She's devoted to it." The opportunity being given for airing Victoria's womanly virtues. Mrs. Winstanley did not hesitate to make the most of it. Victoria is a most sweet, domesticated girl altogether," she purred, "fond of quiet, feminine occupations. She does not care for rough, outdooi sports like so many young women of the present day; a needle and piano, or book, are her chief delights." Victoria hardly recognized herselt from this description, but remained dutifully silent. "I like, a lady to be able to sew," Lord Scarsleigh remarked, rising. "Good afternoon." "How abrupt he is and how slow," sighed Mrs. Winstanley aftv- he had gone. Victoria, on the contrary', felt extremely cheerful. It was only 5 o'clock. She flew upstairs, put on hei hat, whistled for a taxicab, and had a second tea with Mary Lester and, incidentally, her brother. Next morning there was a note from Lord Scarsleigh asking if they would give him the pleasure of sharing his box at the opera. Mrs. Winstanley was rapturous. "It will be almost equivalent to a public announcement." "Make Adele do your hair very nicely, mummie, and do be careful about your complexion," was Victoria's sage advice. Mrs. Winstanley was visibly excited after they- reached home- again "He has asked if he may call tomorrow morning; a morning call always means business." 1 Victoria was very much interested, too. "He Is coming between twelve and one?he must mean to propose." Mrs. Winstanley's voice positively trembled with triumph. "You darling! I'm so giaa. a coronet and plen,ty of money are really very desirable possessions." "Darling girl!" When Lord Scarsleigh arrived at 12 o'clock she was walking at the further end of the park with Freddy Lester. She returned home at luncheon time. "What is the meaning of this. Victroia?" her mother gasped. "Where have you been?" "Why, you haven't been anxious, have you, mummie? I knew you would like me out of the way this morning. I met a friend and we had a lovely time together." Victoria was getting a little reckless. "But I thought, my love, that you quite understood you would be wanted at home. Lord Scarsleigh has been waiting nearly two hours and is in a hurry." "I really do think you are a very lucky woman. I'm pleased, mummie, though I shall hate sharing you with any one else. Perhaps now you are both so happy I may as well tell you of my own happiness. I am engaged to Freddy Lester, and if you don't mind, mummie, we think it would be very nice to have a double wedding." Five minutes later Lord Scarsleigh left the house in a violent hurry, while Mrs. Winstanley pollapsed nonfino- /-v Y-> +/-? fVio cnfo HTVl O Tq 11 pr A Long Walk. He entered a Columbus car at the City Hall, and, not finding a seat, grasped a strap near the door. He was an East Side New Yorker such as is met with on Houston street 01 Grand street. His shoulders were broad and set square on a broad ' back. * A block further along Broadway { the car stopped to take on another ' passenger. * "Move forward!" yelled the con- ( ductor. And he of the East Side obediently moved forward. At the next corner there were more | passengers to board the car, and ( again came the demand: "Move forward!" , This command issued so often that j after a time, by moving forward the , space of one strap at a time, the East Sider found himself at the front j door of the car. The car was theD , at Fourteenth street. Some one there boarded the car at | the front door and the conductoi j walked thither. At that time he spied the East Sider. "Say, I didn't collect your fare foi this ride, did I?" he asked. "An you aim gom 10: exciaimeo the man. "D'ye call that a ride? Why, I walked all the way from the City Hall to here!"?New York Times. The Real Thing. "What's doing in the way o* amusements?" asks the newcomer ol the old inhabitant of Hades. t "Baseball game every afternoon,' t answers the old inhabitant. 1 i "Baseball? You don't mean it! ( That's great! I was a fan from 'wa> j back on earth. On the square, dc > you have baseball every day?" j "Sure thing." "By ginger! This plaoe suits me Baseball! Say this can't be Hades, then." "Yes, it is. The horn* 'earn nlways * loses."?Lif*. ' New York City.?The blouse that Is tucked over the shoulders yet plain at the front is a favorite one just now, for it allows most effective use of embroidery, soutache and trimming of the sort. This one is designed for young girls and includes the new fnrkoH slcRVfls and is altoeether at tractive. In the illustration it i3 shown made plain in one instance, with an embroidered front in the other, and it is equally smart treated in both ways. It is adapted both to the odd waist and to the entire dress ind to any seasonaoie material. The ;ucks provide just becoming fulness ind if the plain tucked sleeves are not liked the new ones in bishop style :an be substituted. Also there is a :hoice allowed of the stock or Dutch jollar. The blouse is made with front and backs, which are laid in tucks over :he shoulders. When the stock collar s used it is joined to the neck edge, jut if the Dutch collar is desired it :an be finished separately. Both the mucked and the bishop sleeves are cut n one piece each and the bishop sleeves are gathered into bands. The quantity of material required 'or the sixteen year size is three and seven-eighth yards twenty-four, two ind five-eighth yards thirty-two or ;wo and one-fourth yards forty-four nches wide. Braiding. A smarter way of employing braid ng nowadays cnaii as a regular trim ning is to use it as if it were embroid-, ;ry, very fine braid, closely set, formng applied emplacements, pocket laps, deep hems to long stoles, elbow ;ufifs and quaintly shaped supple juckles or simulated clasps. Dress Trimmings. Jet and spangled robes used to bo lufficient in themselves without being ;rimmed or made elaborate in any vay. Now they must not only be iombined with lace and satin, but the )aillettes themselves must be used vith haud embroidery and pearls or et. White and Black. White serge is one of the suit maerials that is being smartly lined vith black satin. ^ iion^ Jabots on Plastrons. Jabots are usually worn on the transparent plastrons of tha shawlfashioned corsages. Pretty Belts. Ribbons of various kinds are used with handsome buckles fpr belts, though the fashionable ones show the j printed flowers overstitched with silk ! floss. The idea is good in trimming asd brings out the flower in an embossed effect. ITUHSt'S OlkUl/. The skirt that is made with a pleated flounce at the sides and back is always a pretty one and is greatly in vogue, while it can be counted upon to be absolutely smart for .the coming season. This one, designed for young girls, is adapted to almost every seasonable material. The full length panel nt the front gives the long lines that nre always desirable, while the flouncu provides flare and fulness. The ltock Is plain, finished in habit style. In the illustration serge Is stitched In tailor fashion, but bandi lag of any sort can be used above the flouncf* if a more elaborate efTect is wanted; the panel could be either braided or embroidered, and, as the flounce is straight, the skirt becomea well adapted to all bordered materials, so that it is susceptible of many treatments in spite of its simplicity. The skirt is made in five gores with the straight pleated flounce, which is I joined to the side and the back portions and to the front gore. The closing is made invisibly at the centre. The quantity of material required for the sixteen year size is six and one-half yards twenty-four, six yards twenty-seven, three and three-fourth yards forty-four or three yards fiftytwo inches wide. 1 Seersucker Again. With tbe advent of crepe for the gown there has been a revival of all materials of that class. Seersucker has been called back, and, standing 1 out from among the less expensive 1 qualities, there is the East Indian ' seersucker, which may be got through the importer. Proportions Considered. The proportions of the wearer I must always be taken into considera- i tic*i when deciding upon a model. : * - ' THE RIGHT GOODS IN THE S WRONG PLACE. MMMOIISMKIIII One grocery salesman, traveling out of Chicago, has for years made a apecialty of picking up "the right goods in the wrong place." Towns have their own trade peculiarities, and goods whicli sell readily in one place may prove to be dead stock in a town twenty miles distant. Cigars afford a good example of this peculiarity. The merchant buys a certain brand of cigars because he likes it, perhaps, or because it contains superior stock for the price and he thinks he can make a "leader" of it. The stock is good, but it does not hit the taste of the town and it will not sell. The alert commercial traveler who has an eye for bargains on the shelves of his customers, buys the entire stock at a "knockdown price" ?say twenty-five per cent, of what the merchant paid. He then takes it to another town, where the public taste is different, and sells it for a little under the regular price. Perhaps groceries and drugs offer the best opportunities to the shrewd traveling man for this traffic in "dead stocks," but there is scarcely a line of trade which is devoid of these chances for the turning of an honest penny. One salesman, traveling out of Chicago, received a regular salary of 11800 a year, but made double that amount in the rehandling of misfit goods. He is now worth $65,000. Instead of buying from a merchant only his stock of a certain brand of cigars or canned goods, the trading commercial traveler often buys the entire store and puts it in charge of some energetic and capable clerk whose abilities have attracted his notice. There are hundreds of instances in which, this has been done with great success, the "silent partner" still rontiniiiner to "follow the road" and pick up goods adapted to his own trade from the dead stock of the mer-, chants whom he visits in the, capacity, of commercial traveler. ? Forrest Crissey, in Everybody's. Profitable Protective Forests. From her State forests France derives an annual income of approximately $5,000,000, or $1.75 an acre. Approximately 6,000,000 acres are managed by the State, the annual cost of management being ninety-five cents an acre. The great achievement of France in forestry has been the establishment of protective forests where much destruction has been caused by floods. Toward the close of the eighteenth century about 2,? 500,000 acres comprised in the department of the landes were little more than' shifting sand dunes and disease-breeding marshes. This section is now one of the richest, most productive and healthful in France. This change ha3 been brought about bv the intelligent cultivation of Dine forests. Immense forests now cover the country, the sand dunes and marshes have long since disappeared, and the wood, charcoal, turpentine, resin and kindred industries have brought prosperity.to the department, which was formerly the most barren and miasmatic in France. The climate is now mild and balmy, the great change being wrought by the forests.?Science. Hens That Think. If the average man were asked if hens had any memory he would probably say "No," buthe would be wrong, according to the experiments of two German scientists. The plan they adopted was to gum twenty grains of rice on a piece of cardboard and between them to place ten grains of loose com. At first the hens, of course, pecked at both rice and corn, but soon they learned to leave the rice alone, thus very clearly showing that they remembered that the rice was stuck down. A very remarkable thing about the OTncrlmunt wac that tVio Inncor thn time between the trials the better was the hens' memory. When the experiments were made consecutively it took them six times to learn that the rice was not worth touching, but when the experiments were made at intervals of an hour they learned the lesson at the third try, thus showing not only that they had memories, but that they thought the matter over in the intervals.?Chicago Journal. To Bring Sturgeon. Horace G. ' Knowles, recently United States Minister to Rumania, Servia and Bulgaria, is leading a movement to reintroduce sturgeon into the rivers of the Atlantic Coast. 1 He obtained the consent of the Rumanian Government to the shipment of a carload of fry of the Black Sea sturgeon, the best in the world, to the United States. The United States Fish Commissioner has told Mr. Knowles that he believes the abandoned sturgeon fisheries can be re- 1 vived. The Black Sea sturgeon grow . to enormous size. In the old days, 1 before the sturgeon were routed, a 600-pound sturgeon in the Delaware River was a monster. In the Danu'oe 700 and 800-pound lish am .the aver- ' age. Tnese yieia oetween zuu ana 300 pounds of caviar each. Some ot i the Danube sturgeon weigh 2000 i Vounds.?Argonaut. Legislature Favors a Woman. Miss Nellie Phildrick, of East Cam j uridge, Mass., has had a special law made for her. For eighteen years she has been chief clerk in the East Cam- i bridge Probate Court, but could not ; be made assistant because of the law [ limiting the office to males. For her | benefit a law wa3 rushed through the j Legislature making women eligible , to the nosition. and she was imme- , iiately promoted.?St. Louis GlobeDemocrat. Got the Worst of It. "Did you have a pleasant time at ;he picnic, Ronald? I trust that you "emembered to fletcherize, and masticated each mouthful 100 times." "Yes'm, an' while I was chewin' my Irst bite the other boys et up all .the jrub."?From Life. To build a tunnel under the Engish Channel, according to present I )roject, would entail an exDenditure j )f $75,000,000. I RELAXATION. f always like the freakish verse, I The kind that runs downstairs; j The kind that circles round the page, Or does its turn in squares. It's fun to see the poets' stunts, Helped by the typo men; # , Just see again, the way runs up this runs and then down hill ' [ do not think that people ought j To keep the same old gait; j The}' ought to break loose now and then And keep an evening "late." A. long straight line, without a break, Is bad for verse or men; up hill this runs and then the way runs down Just see again. ?Boston Herald. "What does your husband like for his breakfast?" "Anything I haven't got In thehouse."?Cleveland Leader. Bess?"That's a quaint ring you're wearing. Is it an heirloom?" Tess ?"Well, It dates from the Conquest."?Cleveland Leader. My sense of sight is very keen, My sense of hearing weak; One time I saw a mountain pass Rut rrmlrl -not hear its T>eak. ?Oliver Herford. j Diner (to innkeeper's wife) ? j "What Schiller is in poetry and | Raphael in painting, so are you in i pancake-making." ? Meggendorfer ! Blaetter. Fat Man?"What! Are you going ! to let this small boy shave me?" I Barber?"Let the boy have his fun | for once. It is his birthday, sir."?j ! Fliegende Blaetter. ; Lady?"What makes these peaches ! so unusually high, my man?" I Rooney, the Peddler?"Well, 'tis thid j way, mem?they come from the top o' the tree."?Puck. Wife?"Here's another invitation to dine at the Flatleys. What a bore those occasions are." Hub?"Yes; even their dinner knives are dull."? Boston Transcript. The Flower Girl?"Yus, the pore dear gal fell down-stairs and broke 'er leg, an' now it's flew to 'er 'ead. an' she's got orsefrictlon of the celluloid cavity."?The Sketch. A young man in Pratt said to the divine object of his adoration: "Doi you think your father would object to me marrying you?" She replied:! "I don't know. If he's anything like me he would."?Kansas City Star. Mrs. Hayseed (indignantly)?< "Here's an article, Hiram, that sez in J Formosa a wife costs $5." Mr. Hay| seed (after some thought)?"Wa-al, i I reckon a good wife's wuth it."? j Judge. i She smuggled in a set of furs, She smuggled in a gown; j And oh, what righteous wrath was nera The day they called her down! ?Public Ledger. I "I see that royal blood has been ! discovered in an old American fami ily." "Don't believe it. Some gossip I Is always making a slam at our I old families."?Philadelphia Public ! Ledger. j "Here is a telegram from papa," j says the eloping bride. "He says for ' us to come right home and live with him and mamma." "I didn't think he I would be so vindictive as all .that," ! sighs the eloping bridegroom.?From | Life. Macdougall?"Ton's an awfu' like sight to see on the Sawbeth, Angus!" ! Angus?"And what awfu' like sight do ye see, Macdougall?" Macdougall ! ?"There's Airchie an' his lass smiling and hurrying as if It was a week j day just." , j Vicar (who does a little stock raising)?"How are you, Mrs. Jenkins? I'm sorry to say that I haven't seen you at church lately." Mrs. Jenkina , ?"Yes, sir, that's so. I 'aven't been so reg'lar as I used, but?(conflj dentially)?I don't 'ardly dare, for I no sooner see you a-comin' out of tha i vestry after the choir but'I think of that there pig as I owes you for."? ' : Punch. I _ Mexico's Troubles. 1 "There is more trouble brewing ra Mexico than appears on the surface i and in the press dispatches," declared Colonel Nelson Graham, of Dallas, Tex., at the New Willard. i | "I have been in Northern Mexico ! several times during the last year, i and there is a great deal of unrest and turbulence in that section of the Republic?more than ever gets into the papers. President Diaz has ruled for so long that people are saying, I and have said for a long time, espe- j cially in the northern part of the I country, that it is time for him to step I aside for a younger man. Then there ' are a great many disappointed office- j seekers in the country who would j gladly welcome a revolution, with the j hope that the turn of the wheel would j give them good, fat jobs. Others hate Diaz for penalties he lias inflicted on their friend:, and there are several thousand malcontents along the Mexican border on the Texas line, who dare not return to Mexico for fear .they will be imprisoned or executed. These people, especially, are ?/lAanarofa ravnliitinnJirv I cau/ ivi au; uvc^/^iuvc ?v* venture to overthrow the Diaz administration."?Washington Post. Fixed All Right. He made the acquaintance of the young woman at the home of a friend, and was severely smitten. "May I call on you? he found the courage to ask her. The girl looked .troubled. "I?I'm afraid not," she replied. I ? 1? I.c IrtAl/ Af Hoon Hie. f men saw uuuteu mo iuuq. u?. v.w . appointment, and hastily added: "We . live in a flat, you see, and mammg I and sister always sit in the parlor; j and papa and the boys play checkeri I in the dining room, and the kitchen I is so awfully small and hot. Would ?would you mind sitting on the firo escape?" Of course he hurriedly told her he wouldn't mind it at all, and tho course of true love ran smooth again, ?Cleveland Plain Dealer. For a number of years Washington hes been far and away the largest lumber producing State in the Unions and it still is ahead, but last yeai] Louisiana nearly caught up with it. ! CONSTIPATION ' Wm ED ! liTiiri PRICE25Cts; Mailed postpaid on re* beautiful complexion if your blood is impure or if you suffer with indigestion or any stomach or liver ailment. Munyon's Paw-Paw Pills regulate the I bowels, correct indigestion, constipation, I biliousness, torpid livers/ jaundice, sallow i and dull complexions. They purify the j blood and clear the skin of pimples, sore* | and most eruptions. One pill is a gentle laxative; two pQIs a thorough physic. They do not gripe, they do not weaken. Price 25 cents. MUNYON'S REMEDY CO., 53d and Jefferson Sts., Phila., Pa. 'a .?* A Clear T" Complexion H may be gained and ^kin | troubles overcome and B prevented, by the use of i.i Glenn's Sulphur Soap Sold by HHTt Hair uJ WViiker Dyo, M druggists. black or brown, 50c '' 'S| FOR INFORMATION AS TO LANDS IN . H m The Nation's [TTf] I Garden Spot- M THAT GREAT FRUIT and TRUCK H I I 11 GROWING SECTION- I II 1 along the IB Atlantic Coast Line 1m RAILROAD -? In Virginia, North and South Carolina, |N Georgia, Alabama and Florida, write to M WILBUR McCOY, OS i Agricultural and Immigration Agent, ' S&3& palatal ?K?ai M Kisaasg* """" I siT-HThonipson's Eye Water ? Poison from eating vanilla saaces hB 3r ice cream thus flavored is not un- EH known. Vanilline favors the growth of certain poisonous germs. Vaalllb IH sauces and ice cream should be eaten when first cooked or frozen. YEARS OF IT. . < '\^H| A Dark Picture to Look Back Cpon. gB John Corey, Constable, Attica, N. IB Y., says: "From September, 1896, #to March, 1897, ( was confined to the HI house, an invalid, |H from kidney trouble. For months 1 had Hb tottered about on crutches, a dlscouraged and despairing man. I was prao, ticaliy crippled with lumbago. I decided to try Doan'e Kidney Pills and a short while after 1 began using them 1 was able toi^H walk. After taking seven boxes I Jg threw away my crutches and the' Hi lumbago has not returned from that IB day to this. Through using' Doan'< Kidney Pills I am to-day a healthy man." Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box. BB Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. MB A big fortune awaits the man who HQ rediscovers the lost art of the Sar- flfl| acens, who made sword blades so keen that they could cut in two the HH best Shefflield blades of the present B9 day. Hj v . HH "MEMOIRS OF DAN RICE," THE ^B CLOWN OF OUR DADDIES. Oan Rice in H19 "Memoirs" Tells Inside Mysteries of Show Life. 99 Any bookseller will tell you that the constant quest of his customers Is for "a book which will make me Hb J laugh." The bookman is compelled j to reply that the race of American | humorists has run out and comic litI erature is scarcer than funny plays. HH 1 A wide sale is therefore predicted for j the "Memoirs of Oan Rice," the Clown of Our Daddies, written by MH Maria Ward Brown, a book guaran- HH teed to make you roar with laughter. The author presents to the public a HI volume of the great jester's most | pungent jokes, comic harangues, i caustic hits upon men and manners. I lectures, anecdotes, sketches of ad- Hfl venture, original songs and poetical effusions; wise and witty, serious. satirical, and sentimental sayings of the sawdust arena of other days. Old Dan Rice, as proprietor of the famous "One Horse Show," was more ^B9j of a national character than Artemus HB Ward, and this volume contains the^Hfl humor which made the nation iaqgh even while the great Civil War raged. This fascinating book of 500 pages, beautifully illustrated, will be sent you postpaid for $1.50 by Book Pub- HH lishing House, 134 Leonard street. New York. gj^Hj Mermaid For Breakfast. A stranger meal than any ever partaken by Frank Buckland or the most^^H hardened and cosmopolitan traveler H9| is described by Juan Francisco de St. Antonio in his account of his travels^^H and adventures in the Philippine Isl-^^H ands, published at Manila in 1738. fl|9 In this curious little work the author tells us that he once breakfasted a mermaid, and he further gravely describes its flavor as being like^Hfl fresh fat pork. nBfl Verrazano and the Hudson. It is quite true that Verrazano saw^^J the Hudson before Henry Hudson did.fl^H but he "discovered" it in about the^^H same way that the Northmen discov-^^Hj ered America. There is no doubt^^H whatever, says one of the most level HH headed of our American historians, about the fact that, in 1524?eighty-^HJ fire years before the coming of theHHfl Half Moon?Verrazanosailed through^^H the "Narrows" into the waters of the^HB "Grand River," but it was HudeonHH who really gave the river to theBH world. 8H| jm