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pole ihe soil" of iii For Three Hundred Y Lives to Discover ItFranklin. De Long ant Centuries ago men made up their | wi minds to reach the North Pole and j v Iaince'then many have gone in searcn dj of it, to leave their bones whitening w, in the Arctic circle. None found it, at but what they did find in its sur- ne rounding regions has had an important place in the history of the or world. w That the quest for the North Pole cr has been more persiftfent and more th extensive than the ?earch for the gc South Pole is obviously due to the or fact that the Arctic is much nearer ri: to the great maritime nations than bs is the Antarctic and that its waters wi more nearly merge with those of the m highways of the sea trade. in The first incentive which sent err- ai plorers into the Arctic regions had its er basis in the commercial instinct, st And this instinct had two phases, to One was to extend the limits of the gs northern fisheries; the other a desire at to shorten the water route between si the ports of Europe and the Orient, either by a northwest or northeast passage. But while these incentives were predominating ones in the ear- . lier history of Arctic exploration, all ot of the more recent ones have been in the interest of scientific research. It is not known who was the first HI? to venture into the Arctic region? y the region which, as the little girl ^ ||5 wrote in her copybook, "is chifly used cr H for purposes of exploration." But as n, all early as 1756 Frobisher made a voyH age to the southern extremity of HI Greenland and the opposite American w | coast, and in 1585 the strait forming ^ prl the entrance to the Arctic regions t west of Greenland was discovered by Egg John Davis. In 1615 Baffin and Bylot "j |bh passed through Davis Strait and H? sailed up the North Water to Smith ^ Sound, discovering on the homeward fQ Bag voyage Jones Sound and Lancaster ga SgS :Sound, which were closed by ice. Ex- -c jj5 -cept for the voyage in 1631 of Luke Fox, who sailed up Fox Channel to i|| Peregrine Point, nothing further was th HS learned of these. regions for about III two hundred years, and Baffin's discoveries were almost forgotten. 0j I Last Century's Kesrarcn. ca The interest in a northwest passage bj having revived. Commander John pi Ross, in 1818, set out with the Isa- pi bella and Alexander. He confirmed ri the accuracy of Baffin's observations, to and in the following year Lieutenant ar Parry, commanding the Hecla and ra Griper, sailed through Lancaster se Sound. Some few years later Sir of John Ross made another voyage in m the Victory, and passed up Regent er Inlet to the Gulf of Boothia; while ar his nephew, James C. Ross, traversed lo the southern part of Boothia and the fa strait named after him. A few years a earlier, in 1S26, Dr. Richardson had er passed through Dolphin and Union se Straits, and sighted Wollaston Land, th part of which was afterward named th Victoria Land by Simpson, of the hs Hudson Bay Company, who, with ar Dease, in 1338-9, passed through ta Dease Strait, and the entrance of la Simpson Strait; while Dr. John Rae, th in 1845-7, explored the southern -coast of the Gulf of Boothia from ag "? r> Qf roif o An f ho oQcf tr\ fW! I r ui j auu unaiio wu wut vw fv Lord Mayor's Bay on the west, and w] proved Boothia to be a peninsula. efl The successful though ill-fated ex- w< ploration cf Sir John Franklin in th 3earch of a northwest passage set sail of from the Thames on May 20, 1845, bi With the Erebus and the Terror, un- m der command of Captains Fitzjames tw and Crozier, Franklin passed through w; Lancaster Sound, and, as was after- so ward ascertained, sailed up Welling- o\ '.on Channel to Penny Strait and down si< Crozier Channel,returning to Beechey ar Island in winter. Subsequently the of vessels made their way to the north- ca woet moat nf TCino- William TclanH Wi where Franklin died in June, 1847. wi The survivors, under Captain Crozier, of started in 1S48 for the Great Fish th River, and their remains were found in .along the route to Adelaide Penin- Ci .'sula. The expedition had. therefore, til -ascertained the existence of a sea passage from the Atlantic to the chan- h? v nels south of Victoria and Wollaston hi Land, leading to Bering Strait. Kane After the Pole. ' I Hopeful of finding some tidings of her husband. Lady Franklin, in 1852, sent cut the Isabel and the Com- uj mander, afterward Sir Edward Augustus Inglefield. Steaming up the open water "stretching through seven j points of the compass," he sighted what is now known as Cape Louis ^ Napoleon, but he found no traces of Franklin, despite a long and diligent o? search. Twelve months later Dr. . IS Elijah Kane, in the United States 1??*i rr A ^vonna fnll ati'qH ir? hie fro nlrc I Ostensibly Kane was on a Franlclin ^ search, bat his real objective was the North Pole. He explored the sea which is named after him and encountered many hardships and met with numerous adventures. But he m was no more successful at finding the se Pole than he was iu finding traces ? of Franklin. On July 10, 1360, Dr. Hayes, who had served with Kane, sailed from Bo?ton for Smith Sound, in the schooner United States, of 130 tons A and a crew of fifteen men. His ob4****+ f U ~ fsvll/vnr V, ~ i:nA jtrut was uuc u^ ue nut: ui ic- | search opened by Dr. Kane. He wintered at Port Foulke, about ten miles j at from Cape Alexander, which forms w the eastern portal of Smith Sound. 111 Dr. Hayes crossed Smith Sound in ^ the spring with dog sledges, but his l)f -observations are not to be depended dc on, and it is very uncertain how far 1)] Le advanced northward on the other ei aide. He retuVned to Boston on Oc- sc tober 23, 1861. With the ill-fated Jeannette expe- w (lition began a series of Arctic tragedies. This vessel, which had been ai fitted out in 1879 with the intention si of making an effort to locate the lo North Pole, was under the command F of Lieutenant De Long, of the United ei States Navy. Less than two weeks be after having entered the Arctic Ocean the Jeannette became solidly lo frozen in an ice pack and never es- at caped from it. Jn the grip of .what w 3' EFFORT. " m ears Adventurers Have Risked ?Tragic History of Search? Ci 1 Andre Most Notable Victims f0 est North p( bi ;:;;t;;;::ti4 sr SC as to prove her tomb, the luckless ^ issel was carried hither and thither ^ r the drifting ice. Eventually she g(' as crushed and her people had to >andon her, forming a cr.mp on a iarby berg. This was in June, 18S1. Vbout 4 o'clock the next morning," ^ le of the survivors wrote, "the camp as aroused by the man on the watch . ying: 'Turn out if you want to see j( :e last of the Jeannette?there she >es!' Most of us." the ghastly rec- ,, d continues, "had barely time to gj' se, when, amid the rattling and P( inging of her timbers and iron ^ ork, the ship righted and stood al- jc ost upright; the floes that had come ^ and crushed her slowly backed off, tQ id as she sank with slightly accelated velocity the yard arms were QI ripped and broken upward parallel g, i the masts, and so, like a great; m uint skeleton, clapping its hands w >ove its head, she plunged out of p( git." w De Long's Tragic Fate. F. The Jeannette had been provisioned fa r three years, but as no tidings had P< ien received of her up to 1S81, two her vessels were sent in search of di ;r. One party, under the command 6: Engineer George W. Melville, of G a United States Navy, reached w akutsk, and afterward round tne se )dies of De Long and some of the T: ew. To quote from Melville's own n< irrative: "I identified De Long at a glance t his coat. He lay on his right side, ith his right hand under his cheek, s head pointing north, and his face irned to the west. His feet were , awn slightly up as though he were 1 eeping; his left arm was raised with | ie elbow bent, and his hand, thus ' >rizontally lifted, was bare. About >ur feet back of him, or toward the ist, I found his small notebook or e-journal, where he had tossed it it*h his left hand, which looked as lough It had never recovered from ie act, but had frozen, as I found it, J ? ' Of jrmseu. Perhaps no better picture of terrors ! the Arctic and its stabbing cold n be found than that which is given st r Mr. Melville: "A cold, barren V ateau, between a small outlying omontory and a bleak weatherven rock of red syenite reaching up w the skies, on which even the mosses id lichens would scarce grow. The ging of the ~ind and the pitiless M a, and the roar of the black water 01 the bay dashing over the ice-foot, ade the lonesome picture look coldand more appalling. Drifts of ice Pr id snow choked the ravines and holws; but, saving ourselves r.nd the mished, skeleton-like survivors, not living thing appeared on the whit- m led landscape. The region truly emed to be the most desolate on e face of the earth. It looked as f? oug'n the curses of 10,000 witches id descended upon and blasted it, id even the birds would not dare to ke their flight across the lifeless S? nd, lest they, too, fall victims iuto e death-gap below. "Struggling up the valley of death th ;ainst the frantic wind from the low is lint to the westward of the camp, ha here we managed with difficulty to feet a landing in our whaleboats, ? first came upon tho remains of Ei e winter habitation,a parallelogram four walls about three feet high lilt of loose stone, the inside diensiOns being eighteen by twenty- zi] ro feet, with a tunnel or covered su a j iaLiug luc uiuuuta&u tu uir uthward. This hut had been roofed rer with the whaleboats turned upie down and covered with the sails 01 id tent cloths; the smoke flue made sc old tin kettles bound with bits of ot ,nvas was thrown to one side, and de iter had risen in and about the retched dwelling place to a height eight inches, concealing much of he e foul evidence of squalid misery Y( which its poor occupants had lived, ni ist-off fur and cloth clothing, empty tw a cans, and the sickening filth of te renty-five men for nine months lay el saped and scattered about, a veritae Augean scene." On August 11, 18S1, the steamer ev roteus conveyed Lieutenant Greely be id his party to Lady Franklin Bay. pa house was built and they were left ar ith two years' provisions. The reg- wi ar series 01 ooservauons was at sy ice commenced, and two winters ere passed without accident. Traving parties were also sent out in the fo tmmer, dcgs having been obtained dl Disco. Lieutenant Lockwood rn ade a journey along the north coast of Greenland and reached a small ni land. Dr. Pavy and another went vi -short distance beyond the winter m carters of the Alert, and a trip was ade into the interior oL Grinnell ind. Relief of Greely. vj As no succor arrived in the sumer of 1883?though relieving ves- re :1s had been dispatched both in 1S82 de ARCTIC TEMP] l Crystal Palace Foun Wilderness of Changeless Arctic temples of ice j or ma me icy aeseris or ureemanu cl ere found by the survivors of the je [-fated Erichsen- expedition to the ici orth Pole. A crystal palace of su- \vi >rhuman architecture vaster than * in )zen cathedrals and Egyptian ternles, resplendent with jewels and pa ldless decorations of ice, is de- \vi ribed. st Created by nature in a forbidding pr ilderness, it frightened and awed in ie explorers. The dreams of poets sa id the fancies of epic bards were m irpassed by this vision of colossal ia veliness, which the painter Achton in ries, a member of the expedition, ideavored to carry away for the ineflt of the dwellers in civilization. B; More than a mile in length, the fty nave of this temple was pierced le ; intervals with windows through ri hick the gleaming sun rays sparkled tii id 1SS3?Lieutenant Greely started om Lady Franklin Bay with his en on August 9, expecting to find vessel in Smith Sound. On October L they were obliged to encamp at ipe Sabiue on the western shore of nith Sound. A few depots were und which had been left by Sir eorge Nares and Lieutenant Beebe, it all were exhausted before the ring. Then came a time of inderibable misery, acute suffering and jath from slow starvation. When le relieving steamers Thetis and sar finally reached Cape Sabine ieutenant Greely and his comrades ere found just alive. During recent years there hare ;en numerous efforts to solve the ddle of the north. Andre attomptl it in a balloon and added another ddle?the riddle of what became 1 him. Then the Duke of the bruzzi, Nansen, Fiala, and most perstent of all. Commander R. E. sary, all essayed the discovery of ie pole. Nansen entered the polar e with the Fram in 1903, and iroughout two winters drifted wara xne puie, uuu uevei ucai lough to locate it. Captain Cagni. le of the Abruzzi party, reached to 5 degrees 34 minutes north, the ost northern record up to 1906, but hich was subsequently eclipsed by gary. Following these came Walter 'ellman, E. B. Baldwin and Fiala. A. Cook, and once more that indetigable searcher for the pole, R. E. ?ary, both found it. There have been 578 expeditions rected against the North Pole and L against the South Pole since 1800. reat Britain leads with 107 northard and 25 southward. Russia is tcond, with 105 north and 1 south he United States is third, with 84 )rth and 12 south. Tht pigeoa is found in every part ! the t lobe. There r re more than 600 women udying n diclne at the French uniirsities. The boys of ancient Egypt played ith toy soldiers. It is persistently reported thai exico is abcut to remove t?e duty i wheat. The earliest known cook book was inted in Venice in 1475. At the end of 1908 there were 41,!7 motor vehicles in use in" Gerany, including 20,928 motorcycles. Cats have thirty teeth, and dogs rty-two. The Provincial Legislature of New runswick seems to think well of ving the right to vote to women. "Eat hard food if you wish to keep e teeth clean and nreserve them." the advice of Dr. George Cunningim. It has been estimated that rats in igland do damage to the extent of '5,000,000 annually. Guatemala now ranks next to Bral in importance as the source of pply of coffee. Ecuador is rapidly panding its cocoa production. Five Australian States are desiris of borrowing on an extensive ale for railway construction and her public works, the total amount sired beir.g $60,000,000. With a view to supplanting the irse cars of crosstown lines in New )r!- the receiver of the Thir^ Avele Railroad is experimenting with 'o cars, one an electric storage batry car and the other a gasoline ectric car. Ancient Egyptians to save theii es decorated their eyelids with tautiful black velvety antimony lint, which protected from glare id Egyptian sore eyes. The paint ent back near the ear to end in a rnbol. The men of forty-nine, the Calirnia pioneers, are rapidly dwining. There are now only sever embers of the Sacramento Society California pioneers. The eighth ember recently died, and the survors acted as pallbearers. and ourners. The Free List. The President was making out intations to the tariff dinner. "That's my personal free list," he (marked, with a chuckle.?Philailphia Public Ledger. LES OF ICE. c! Amid the Frozen Greenland. i columns and cubes and immense usters of stalactites like pendant wels. Through the centre of the e palace flowed a stream of wate: hose occasional ripple and splashg fall broke the majestic silence. Far north it is possible that ice daces and temples should endure ithout change longer than human ructures of stone. The. carcasses ol ehistoric monsters have remained violate in Arctic tombs for thounds of years, while granite pyraids have worn uway and Babylonn civilization has been buried deef. the earth.?Chicago Tribune. At present the monastery of St irnard costs about $9000 a year tc ;ep up. This money is partly colcted in Switzerland and partly deved from the revenue of the iconasc order. - 1 iff iftii MOW PERFI I iliSM^S First Anti-Suffragist?"The ide< Second A. S.?"Yes, makln' thee Music Easy to Find. Have you ever tried to find a favorite song among 150 or 200 sheets Df other music? If you have you i i ?ui i hiii I l flVlB f' ^ I ' ' know that the mythical pastime of locating a needle in a haystack is a comparative task. Now comes a New York man with a sheet music cabinet j that solves the difficulty. This cabj (net is a three-sided affair, revolving I an a stationary stand. The comparti ments for the music are arranged in the form of steps and hold the sheets in a vertical position with titles of each showing above the titles of those ! below. I ' In such a stand several hundred | pieces of music may be kept without ! confusion and anyone can be found almost at a glance. To facilitate matters the sheets may be kept in alphabetical order or the vocal and instrumental music can be separated 01 i both methods may be used in con| junction. Such a cabinet is convenj lent for use both at homes and ir j music stores or conservatories.?Bosi ton Post, j } v Of the -11,000,000 families ir France nearly 2,000,000 are child less. MAKING I i f ll ll ir,,-/! jIKal llfik'j;: | ^ ^ dear sir^ you aire an idiot j . "Sir!" "Yes, an idiot, and if you liac yourself."?From Bon Vivant. Holds Phonograph Discs. Another type of holder for phonograph records is the wall bracket designed by a Louisiana woman. The advantage claimed for this holder is M rF=il I Lids Keeu Out the DubL * I i of their wantin' to be like us!" Qselves utterly ridiculous!"?Punch. Corkscrew Has Rival. How many times have you given a ! corkscrew a last desperate yank to i have it come ripping out and the cork I remain in the bottle, torn up to such an extent that it is impossible to get 1 another hold on it? If you have had j this experience you will welcome the 1 news that there is a new cork extractor in the market which not only has not the bad habits of the old corkscrew, but will extract a cork after the centre has been pulled out by the latter. This ntw extractor, which was devised by a- Connecticut man, consists of two pieces of wire having their upper ends hinged and forming a handle part and crossing each other at the middle, after the fashion of I ioo f-rmfa The lower ends are pointed and curve toward each other. These points are thrust into a cork and as the operator pulls on the ex. tractor the wires grip the tighter. It does not require much cork to give a r i * i l ' "H..1JJM . Grips Tighter as You Pull. purchase and the device will-be found i invaluable when a corkscrew has suc ceeded in only mutilating a cork.? Washington Star. IT STRONG. 1 any intelligence you would see thQ ro~f rpnnrri., aS I tV LUUlIiCl nvvj/o w..w - _ . free from dust as the most airtight of ! wooden cases. The device consists | i of a rod, fastened to the wall so that it maintains a vertical position. Piv- I oted to this rod are holding plates, i so arranged that they swing back and forth and are out of the way when not needed. Each of these plates is a little larger than a phonograph disc In circumference and deep enough to j hold several. A practically airtight | lid fits over the top of each and along j the side is a finger opening by which the lid may be lifted or the records | taken out. A pin running up through i the centre of the plate pierces the j hole in the centre of the disc and one | : in the lid. The bracket stands far j I enough from the wall that the plates j | can be turned in behind it.?Balti- i * - ? j more Amenuau. Successful. i "I started out on the theory that the world had an opening for me. and I went to find it." "Did you find , it?" "Oh. yes, I'm in a hole." > I ^^^SBHOtD j For Comfort. ! ' Those who care more for comfort ,r than for. personal appearance are ad- j . vised to let the perspiration evapor- j ate from their faces and hands in- ! j stead of wiping it off. This way cool- i . ness lies. It lies so near in fact that ; the rule has to be followed with dis- j J cretion, else a chill may be the result, j , *?Indianapolis News. I j - ' < Gasolene Stoves. When you decide to buy a gasolene j 6tove, says a writer in Good House- | keeping, be sure Ao have it burned t off before it is sent home. These stoves are oiled, it seems, in order to ] keep them in good condition in the , store, and people have been burned j seriously, besides running the risk of firing the house, when using one for | \he first time. < ' r j Wide Meshed Net. I Window curtains of a very open i I mesh, diamond-shaped or square, will j air than nmnilfl I I | CAblUUC 1COO iigui/ uwu ?*?* materials, like batiste, crepe and dotted swiss. All of these latter materials will 1 cut in time after having been burned, J although imperceptibly, by the sun's rays. The more open weaves will not suffer in the same way, because some of the direct sunlight has percolated i through them, instead of remaining to scorch them.?New York Press. ' Health Hints. If one cannot copy the old-time women with their aromatic herbs, there are many things which can be used in the water to soften it and make it more refreshing. Among j these is a lemon cut in slices and placed in the bath ten minutes before I nainsr A little borax will also soften the water, or a bag about five inches j square filled with half bran and half oatmeal. ' Olive oil is an excellent fattener. Some can take a tablespoonful after meal easily. It stimulates and makes active the digestive organs, clears the complexion, and makes the eyes bright and sparkling.?Boston Her- j aid. A Dainty Pincushion. Among the many charming and attractive novelties seen in the shops, one of the daintiest was a neat little pincushion about six inches square, ' covered with fine pique. It was deeply scalloped around the edge in such [ a way that they alternated, the big scallops falling below to give the ap-'j pearance of a double frill. The top of the cover, which had a white background, had a convention- j al design in Wallachian embroidery j done in several shades of pink. In the centre was a large embroidered ! monogram. ' < This pretty and convenient little ! novelty would be a most appropriate j gift for the traveler who can not have too many dainty hand-made cushions.?New York Press. India Relish. As the making of proprietary commercial articles is usually a trade secret, I am not able to tell you just ; how manufactured India relish is Wore Is nn OTPPllftnf' rule. hOW- ! w * r ' ? I ever, for its making: Chop fine a ! small head of cabbage, six onions, twelve green peppers and two quarts of green tomatoes. Sprinkle over j them one cupful salt and let stand I until the next day. Drain off all the 1 liquid and put the vegetables in a kettle. Barely cover with vinegar. : , Add one-half cupful mustard seed, ! one teaspoonful celery seed and one- . half cupful of sugar. Boil five-min- i [ utes, take from the fire and put in j glass or stone jars. If you like the ! ( relish sweet, more sugar can be added. Add at the last one table- I spoonful English mustard.?Washing- ! ; ton Star. , i! Lemon Sherbet.?Boil two cupfuls water with one cupful sugar; beat 1 , until cold. Add grated rind of one i , lemon and juice of three lemons. ! Freeze. . 1 Cucumber Salad.?Peel two cucum- , , bers and place them in clear cold < water. When ready to serve cut j them in two lengthwise and lay on a | salad dish, flat side down. Then slice [ across without disturbing their shape I. and add French dressing. Filling For Washington Pie.?Beat J ' the whites of twt> eggs stiff, add j three-quarter cup confectioners' su- i ( gar and beat; then add two or three j ] teaspoonfuls melted chocolate and ! , one-half teaspoon vanilla. This is | , also delicious as frosting on a custard : , pie. ! Orange and Rhubarb Marmalade. I 1 ?Peel six oranges and one lemon; j < slice the pulp and cut the peel into j < shreds; put in a preserving kettle and j add one quart rhubarbcut fine (about , 1 two pounds); now add one and one- ' half pounds sugar. Boil about one 1 hour or until quite thick. I i Spanish Beef.?Mince finely enough ' 1 cooked beef to make two cups. Melt j two rounding tablespoons of butter, I 1 add one small onion minced fine; cook until light brown, add one-quar- i ter cup of flour and stir until brown. , Add the meat, one cup of beef broth, one cup of strained tomatoes and heat { well. Add salt and pepper and serve j ! on a hot disn or in a rice ooraer. Meat Pie.?Take scraps left from any kind of cooked meat and put in ., sauce pan with gravy, if you have it; if not, cover with water. Season well, ^ acV one tomato, if you have it. and one tablespoonful of butter. When > it is hot place in baking dish and cover with mashed potato. The potato forms a crust for your pie. and if ^ dotted with lumps of butter and browned quickly you may have a tempting luncheon dish made of left c overs from your day-bcfore's dinner, j ' 1 . ' I A DECADE OF AMERICAN J: RAILWAYS. " S > The American railroad system :hanges while you wait. You can see) t grow. A decade ago the railways; eceived only a billion and a quarter, lollars from the patient people, hardy more than our annual National exjenditure. Now they receive?with ewer thanks?two and a half bilions. Then the passenger traffic; imounted to only 13.3 billions of: niles for one passenger; now it imounts to 29.5 billions of miles. ? [n other words, if one passenger were! jarried each week day from Des VIoines, Iowa, to the sun, his journ6y-j - ' A IV. JI..I ng would iairiy reprebem. me u?:ance daily traveled by passengers oq' American railroads. .3 : Our freight traffic, too, is bigger.1 [n one year we carried a billion tons 3f freight an average of two hundred1 ind forty miles each. If each man,; . woman and child \ this country) hauled each day five hundred pounds }f freight a distance of thirty-two. miles, they would not accomplish ini the year .the vast amount of carrying that the railroads perform. The next ten years will show still greater progress. Many railroads \ . cvill be rebuilt; others will be electrified. New roadbeds, new tracks, newi stations, stronger locomotives, bigger '1 and batter cars?all of these are in' the estimates of the next decade; , , _ And if the people stay awake and demand their rights, the whole vast en gine of progress will be equitably ana efficiently administered in the inter- if} est,1 not ot stock jobbers, but of investors, employes, passengers and Shippers.?Success Magazine. WORDS OF WISDOM. . Love levels all things, if it's realty on the level. The fellow who doesn't look out for No. 1 is a back number. The dead sure thing is often so v dead that it can't be resuscitated. $ A man cannot serve two masters any more than a woman can serve style and comfort. A smart saying shouldn't leave too much of a smart. . ? The political plum always seemf 7 just ripe enough to pick. Marriage is the monotony that re- . ' i.'"S lieves the excitement of life. ' , .,'j It isn't onlyi the golf player who , j foozles his way through life. Ma The man who is fonjf of telling you . that business is business really means I ;"r* that business is a pleasure. The assertive man spends half his ,. v" life looking for a hole to crawl out Lots of people who claim to love> ..v^ their 'enemies will go back on a friend. Many a woman considers that her. ' ' 'ii husband's, sole claim to cleverness lies in the fact that he married her. Some people will ao aimosi any- . ,^ thing to save trouble, while other? are equally anxious to get rid of it. The fellow with money to spend ...< is the one whose funny stories al- \\ ways get the laugh. .When you bury the hatchet it isn't / ' worth while to erect a monument over it. The chances are !it will be ; dug up again anyhow.?From "Dyspeptic Philosophy," in the New Yorfc' Times. ' , ;'f Yankee Tars Amaze Neapolitans. Some American sailors who had been Indulging in liberal potationa and had had rows with some of the many bad characters of Naples were conducted by the police to the Central police station yesterday. Tired of waiting in the courtyard, two of them noticed a column leading to an upper story, and climbed it like * monkeys, while the astonished police ordered them to descend. Arrived at the upper story, the sailors climbed the balustrade and entered the town hall amid the lively curiosity of ushers, clerks and porters. Then they leisurely passed through the halls, 'J and at last descended the central staircase, where they found their way to the street. - # In a lew minutes they sauntered) back Into the courtyard, to the further surprise of the guard. All were then marched off to the police magistrate, who on hearing of the adventure and seeing the laughing faces of the sailors, liberated the whole batch. The sailors gayly thanked him, and . the whole crowd went back to the *hip thoroughly amused. ? Naples Correspondence New York World. , Dogs in Germany. The dachshund is the favorite dog In Germany, and a very useful and pleasant companion he seems to be. The English bulldog is a good second !n popularity, and the nearer he Is to our standard points the better he Is like<l. The fox terrier varies a good deal iu size and marking, and is evidently not so well known in Germany as he deserts to be. The ladies there are as fond of their little Poms and their King Liiarieses as are ineir uugiwu sisters af their pet dogs at home. Some few dogs in the streets are harnessed to four wheeled trucks. Usually a man and a dog pull. The tvork seemed too heavy and exhausting for the dogs, which are generally mongrels of the mastiff type. They, look in fair condition and are not lit treated.?Farm * and Home. Bacon's Political Pull. "So you are convinced that Bacon wrote the Shakespearean plays?" "I am," answered the British dra^ matist. "But Bacon was a politician rather than a poet." j ? "That's just the point. Only a man with a political pull could have proiuced some of those plays without :rouble with Government censorship.* ?Washington Star. Much Tea From Little Land. From a tract less than 250 acres in Mauritius there is gathered an annua! iroduction of 80,000 pounds of tea >f superior quality. ' It is all consumed on that island. ? Yorld 3ress.