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THE COSTOf
This Man Made Many Miliionair
Himself, and is Now
Colorado Springs. Col.?Robert
Womack, "the father of Cripple
Creek," is helpless with paralysis
and penniless at No. 906 Grant avenue,
this city.
Tossing feverishly under the restraint
of his afflictions, Bob Womack
lies day in and day out praying for
the day that he shall be made whcle. j
when he shall be able to shoulder a !
miner's pick again and go forth into
the hills to discover another Cripple
Creek.
Womack confidently expects the j
day to come when he will be able !
to tap another stream of gold that I
will give to the world millions. He !
declares, and his friends believe him,
that he knows where there is an enormous
deposit of gold ore in the Pike's
Peak region that will rival the great
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vnypiw v^i eeti. uisu ai.
Robert Womack's father, now almost
ninety years old, came to Colorado
in the early sixties and engaged
in mining in a small way with varying
success. In the early seventies
he came to Colorado Springs and
homesteaded a tract of Government
land south of the city in the Fountain
Valley. There the father and
sons, William and Robert, engaged
In the cattle raising business. After j
i a time they transferred their small |
herd to the hills and valleys of rhe
Cripple Creek district, but ten years
later disposed of their stock. Bob,
believing that the region possessed .
mining possibilities, remained and
did some prospecting for mineral on
his own account. His brother and
father returned to their old home,
south of Colorado Springs.
One day after a few years of wholly
unrewarded search-Bob found traces
frnl/1 in a niopp of flnaf TOPk Which !
he picked up while riding the range
with his brother-in-law, Theodore
Lowe. Sending Lowe to an assayer
at Denver on a six-day horseback trip
, to have the piece of rock tested, Bob
went on about his work, little dreaming
of what was in store for him.
A few days later Lowe came galloping
back into camp, and, watching
his opportunity, handed Womack a
small slip?an assayer's certificate?
which bore the tidings that he had
expected for years. The piece of
float gave returns of $2 50 in gold to
the ton.
Bright and early the next morning
Lowe and Womack set out from
camp, ostensibly to round up a-bunch
of cattle, but in reality to visit the
scene of this discovery, in what Is
now known as Poverty Gulch, just
? outside of the limits of the present
town of Cripple Creek. Once on the
ground, Lowe expressed the opinion
that they were on a wild-goose chase
and went on about his ranch work,
but Bob was persistent and stayed
with it, exercising the same patience
that had characterized his early
search for the elusive gold. This was
In the winter of 1900-01. In Janu
ary, Womack dug a prospect hole on
what is now known as the El Paso
lode of the Gold King property, which
soon developed into one of the biggest
mines in the great gold camp. A few
dav3 later he struck a bonanza vein
which glistened with sylvanite.
He could not stand, prosperity In
those days. When sober he was modesty
personified, but while in Colorado
Springs one day to interest
friends in his new discovery he
"tanked up" and disposed of his
bonanza for $500 cash. His mind
fairly crazed by drink and success, i
Bob jumped on his broncho and rode
through the streets, waving his revolver
in the air and proclaiming his
secret. The next day witnessed one
of the biggest rushes to the scene of
his discovery that the West has ever
seen.
It is said to Womack's credit that
he has never touched a drop of liquor
since those reckless days.
Two or three days later, when he
sobered up, Womack returned to the
district, but only to find that the best
mining property had been located
by others. The camp was then literally
swarming with humanity. He
staked out a claim or two, but they
proved to be worthless and within a
short time ho was compelled to go
to work at day wages again to make
a living. He never complained, how.
ever, and many times, after saving
a few dollars, went out into the
other regions of the Pike's Peak
district, intent upon opening up another
great mineral-bearing area.
One day three years ago, just as
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success SBKlueu lUl mc sctuuu urnc
to be within his grasp, he was returning
from the hills. Sitting alone
in a seat of a Colorado Midland passenger
coach, he raised a window,
leaned against the sill and dropped
off to sleep. When he awoke he tried
to lift his arm, but there was no sign ;
of life in it. He was paralyzed.
Since that time Womack. together \
vith his aged father, has been solely
FEEDING SCHOLi
Designed to Supply Poc
Nourlshii
m the French city of Nantes the
municipal experiment of serving
noonday meals to school children at
low cost was begun a few weeks ago,
and has proved eminently successful.
The "cantines" are installed in each
non-sectarian (public) school and are
intended to furnish poor children
with hot and nourishing food. In
nne of the rooms of the school there i
is a refectory where the meals take
place. At five minutes to 11 the children
are released from their classes.
They go into the courtyard, where,
under the care of one of the schoolmasters,
they wash their hands at the
washstands. Then at 11 o'clock they
slace themselves in regular order and
tvalk into the refectory.
Each child, before entering this
room, gives a check to the master.
This check is given to the poorer children
in an unobserved manner and
without charge, and is sold at fifteen
centimes (three cents) to the scholirs
whose parents are more able to
jay. Thus the children's pride is not
r ONE SPREE.:
es, But Never Had Much Money ;
Poor and Helpless.
dependent upon a faithful sister,
Elizabeth Womack, who has been
forced to run a boarding-house to
make a living for her father and j
brother.
There is an interesting sidelight j
on Womack's discovery of gold in j
the Cripple Creek district. Search :
for the metal in that region dates
back almost to the arrival of the first
white mau. Repeated trials were
made prior to 1901 to find "pay
rock." but so cunningly had the
storehouse of wealth been concealed
that even the most expert miners
were deceived. There are thousands
of Colorado people who remember
the mad rush to Mount Pisgah, at
the foot of which the city of Cripple
Creek is now situated, in April, 18S5.
A rich deposit of gold was found at j
that time, but it had been placed j
there by human nanas, "sauea.
There was gold In untold quantities
within a stone's throw of the
place where this piece of knavery
had been practiced. Many who
rushed there during the Mount Pisgah
excitement pitched their tents on
the very sites of what are now some
of the biggest mines in the world.
Many an old prospector examined tho
outcropping at that time and somebody
was even confident enough to
run a tunnel into the hill directly
over the spot where one of the richest
deposits in the district has since been
opened. Nobody, however, succeeded I
in finding gold in paying quantities.
The ore is unlike any other known j
to miners and is deposited in such ;
an unusual manner that nobody j
dreamed of finding it until Womack j
tapped the golden stream. In opening
some of the mines in the early
days ore that was worth,hundreds of
dollars to the ton was thrown on th?
dump as worthless.
Mount Pisgah, where the first
wildrat minine scheme in that region
was promoted, is now used as Cripple
Creek's graveyard.?St. Louis Republic.
Paper From Corn-Stalks.
A special from Washington says:
Representative Stanley, of Kentucky,
made a favorable report on his bill
to enable the Secretary of Agriculture
to conduct experiments in making
paper material out of corn-stalks. In
concluding his report, which contains
the features of a speech made by him
on the floor of the house last week,
Mr. Stanley said:
"It is apparent that demonstration
of the availability of corn-stalks as a
paper making material must be made
by the Government, and that ft cannot
and will not be done by the
paper mills, until the forests have
been exhausted and these concerns
are forced by necessity to find a substitute.
"These large *->ncerns will not be
inclined to change the locations o!
their plants or to alter their machinery
until forced to do so by the lack
of available material or from the ef
ICWt Ul WUX|/^V1?.4VU.
"Ill addition to that, the paper !
millsc are not supplied with skilled
chemists or experienced scientists
capable of making a thorough and
conclusive demonstration of the possibilities
of the corn-stalk for tha
purpose above mentioned.
"The manufacture-of paper from
corn-stalks necessitates, as we have
said, the use of caustic acid. Expensive
machinery and large quantities
of fuel are necessary. For that reason
the proposed paper mill should
be located at once in the corn belt
and in a coal field. Western Kentucky,
at least that part of it bordering
on the Ohio River, to an eminent
degree meets all the essential conditions.
It has excellent facilities for
transportation, both rail and water,
and large areas of river bottom land
devoted exclusively to the culture of
a corn peculiarly adapted for this
purpose. In addition to this, underlying
the whole area are several veins
of the finest coal, which veins are at
present highly developed, and coal is
available at a minimum cost."
Cooking in the Open.
Of course, the prime pleasure of I
outdoor life is in eating. No one J
can live out or aoors auu e&L-ajjc a >
good appetite. An iron rod three j
feet long is a good addition to the [
camp outfit. Cut two poles, drive j
them into the ground, put a perpen- j
dlcular row of nails in each, swing^ j
the rod on the nails, and you have an j
excellent campfire crane. . If in camp
for several days, gather a few thin,
flat rocks?they are plentiful in the
Missouri hills?and stand them on
edge in a semi-circle, with the posts
at the ends. This bit of work will
bring splendid returns in comfort and j
effectiveness in cooking. The only j
thing necessary to carry is the rod.? i
Kansas City Star.
4.RS IN FRANCEj
>r Pupils With Hot ana ;
ig1 Food.
hurt, there being no difference between
the one who pays and the one
who does not.
The meal lasts three-fourths of an
hour. Two of the older children are
appointed to watch over the younger
and see that they all secure their
food. One of the masters also superintends
the meals. The weekly bill
of fare has been arranged as follows:
Monday: Cabbage, r.oup, sausage
and beans.
Tuesday: Bean soup, stew, jam.
Wednesday: Meat soup, rice, pie.
Thursday: Xo school takes place.
Friday: Vegetable soup, cod&sh,
rice.
Saturday: Meat soup, sausages or
blood pudding, beans.
In addition each child receives half
a pint of wine mixed with water. The
food is cooked In the municipal free
soup houses, called Fourneaux Munlcipaux.
From there it is brought to
the schools, where, if necessary, it is
heated again before being served to
the children.
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New York City.?The blouse that
Is closed at the left of the front is a
favorite one of the season and has a
great many practical advantages. It
is simple and girlish and is very easy
to slip on and off. This one can Y*
made either with the long plain
sleeves or with those in regulation
shirt waist style and the neck can be
finished with the fashionable Dutch
collar or with a neck band. Plain
linen trimmed with striped is the material
illustrated.
The blouse is made with fronts and
back. There are tucks laid over the
shoulders, which extend to the waist
line at the back, but only for a short
distance at the front. The plain
sleeves are made in one piece each,
and can be finished at the wrists to
suit the fancy. The shirt waist
sleeves are gathered and joined to
straight cuffs. When the Dutch collar
is used it can be either joined to
the neck edge or finished separately
and adjusted over it.
The quantity of material required
for the six'.een-year size is three and
seven-eigh'.h yards twenty-four, two
and five-eighth yards thirty-two or
two yards forty-four inches wide with
three-quarter yards any width for the
belt and trimming.
Girl's Dress.
A semi-princess dress for a young
girl was a neat attraction in white batiste,
trimmed with flounce of embroidery
in a banana shade. That
is, the flounce was white and embroidered
in a small pattern of banana colored
flowers. Bands of scalloped insertion
decorated the seams. The
yoke and sleeve arrangement was
white net. The colors are extremely
beautiful in a combination, and it is
really a wonder that more white and
buff tints are not used, especially
when there is so much demand for
color schemes.
Ribbon Ivimono.
. A charming novelty is the kimono
made entirely of ribbon. The ribbon
used is about four inches wide. It
may be stitched together along the
edges or, what is prettier, joined
with faggoting of heavy silk. There
is no fulness upon the shoulders. The
garment is made on the sparse lines
of the real Japanese kimono.
Silk and Wool Net.
i Silk and wool fish net is another ol
j the new mixtures to be had In wellstocked
depaAmeuts.
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Black and White.
With the white serge or other light
suit finished with collar and cuffs of
black moire is carried a handbag of
the moire.
Rolled Hat Brim.
A modish touch is seen in the hat
brim rolled up at one side and fastened
against the crown with fruit or
flowers. This rolling is smarter if
against the side front rather than directly
on the side.
Pinafore Bodicc.
The pinafore bodice is one of the
latest developments of fashion and is
exceedingly attractive. It is worn
over a guimpe and it consequently
can be made from almost any seasonable
material. This one is simple in
the extreme and makes its own finish
at the lower edge. In the illustration []
it is made of white linen with threads 0
of blue and is worn over a guimpe of ^
tucked net. For the neck and arm- n
hole edges any banding can be util- p
ized or some pretty little braided design
could be substituted. t:
The pinafore is made with front ^
and back portions. The front is a
fitted by means of dart tucks and is ^
extended to form a girdle, which is
lapped over onto the backs. The tl
guimpe is a plain fitted one with
long one-piece sleeves.
The quantity of material required d
for the medium size is, for the pina!
fore, two and five-eighth yards twen
j ty-one or twenty-four, two yards thir|
ty-two or one and a half yards fortyI
four inches wide, two and a half yards t:
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| of banding; for the guimpe one yard I a
| of material thirty-six with one and j^
ceven-eighth yards eighteen for the (
yoke and sleeves.
The Plastron.
> A dress which demonstrates the flat 1 f.
gold upon the bands that outline the t,
plastron back which is being made i tj
much of by a dressmaker of repute, |
is developed in Empire green crepe i gJ
i meteore, with the laurel and bee!
! device embroidered in plastron and
! the decolletage.
Little Curls For Hats. v,
The large, low drooping hats will v
have their lines softened by little i v
curls inside their brims which are a ^
cart of the hat amd not the head.
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CAN YOU PRONOUNCE? Tc
There lived a man in Mexico, an
Who all his life did battle - w.
To rightly spell such easy words
As js ahuatlacatl. Qu
He wrote the names of all the towns? v,a
It took of ink a bottle, .
But could not spell Tenochtillan,
Nor plain Tlacaecotl. an
He went to spelling school each day, . .
And, though a man of mettle, 01(
He could not conquer Topiltzin, ul
Nor Huitzilopoenctl. (je
He dwelt some time in Yucatan,
And there, at Tzompantilli, be
He learned to spell one little word; wl
'Twas Ziuhonolpilli. *u
The joy of spelling just one word Je
Did all his mind unsettle; w<
But, spelling still, he failed at last an
On Popocatepetl. _
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FOOLED HIM. It
Katie, who had been taught that wi
le devil tempts little girls to dis- so
bey, was left alone In a room for a ga
ime one day with the admonition ha
ot to touch a particularly delicious In
late of fruit that stood on the table, ev
For a while she bravely withstood kr
tie temptation. Finally, however, th
er resolution wavered and she took an
big red apple from the plate. She lai
ralked away with it, but before put- w]
ng it to her lips her courage re- sh
jrned and she quickly replaced the ur
pple on the plate, saying as she did m
j, "Aha! Mr. Devil, I fooled you, an
idn't I?"?The Housekeeper. ya
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THE ROSE AND THE FAIRY.
tn
Once upon a time there lived a
liry named Flutterby. One day she
aw a lovely golden butterfly and she ^
based it from flower to flower. At ^
ist she found herself In a strange w,
rood. She started to cry, but she ra'
bought she would ask the flowers
round .her to help her. So she went ^
j a lovely lily and asked for a night's dc
jdging. . But the lily only shut her b
etals tight and would not let her en3r.
She then tried the other flowers, ^
ut they all did the same. Just as
be was going to give up she came tojrose
and asked for a night's lodg- ba
lg. The rose opened her petals wide
nd let the fairy enter. In the morn- tr
ig the fairy awoke and asked the dl
ose what she could do for her. "Make
le a fairy," said the rose. The fairy ,p(
ranted her wish and they lived hap- Qr
y in fairyland ever after.?Elizabeth
lacAlpin, in the Brooklyn Eagle. oI
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THE RACE. pr
Once upon a time there stood in ov
ne hallway a great tau granaiamr's
clock. This clock had a very
irge face with big black numbers
tanding for the hours and long pointd
hands and quite a long pendulum uj
bat swung back and forth very slow- *s?
7 and said tick, tock, tick, tock, as ed
old by Genevieve Kennear, in the bi
kindergarten Primary Magazine. gl
And over the mantel sat another dr
lock, only it was much smaller. Its bi
ace was smaller and its hands were to
mailer, too, and it didn't have any
endulum at all, because it didn't ar
eed any, and it said tick, tock, tick, r?
Dck very much faster than the grandather's
clock. sa
One day thers two clocks were
alking together and the clock on the ni
lantel said, "It has always seemed th
trange to me that you should go so
ery slowly, for it is such a long way bl
round your face. It must take you
ver so long to go around even once, ca
have often listened to your tick,
ock, tick, tock, and wondered how hi
ou ever keep any time at all, you
love so slowly." , "I
>? tba irmnrlfather's ca
YYdlj DUiu mv Q>
lock, "this Is the way I have been cu
Icking for a great many years, and
eople have always said that I kept ui
ery good time." . th
"Maybe people do think so," said
he little clock, "but you can't pos- da
ibly keep as good time as I do, for 1
move so much faster and haven't Ja
early so far to go around." Just
hen a lady came in and laid her
mall gold watch down on the table. .
"What is that I hear you talking j !
bout?" said the watch. | ^
"Oh," said the little clock, "I have
ust been telling our tall friend over
here that he could never keep as
ood time as I do because he moves
o slowly."
"That's nothing," said the watch,
neither of you can go half as fast
s I can. You move slowly enough,"
aid the watch, looking at the little u
lock, "but as for that grandfather's s?
lock it must surely be hard for him e '
a even try to keep the time."
"Well," said the grandfather's
lock, "we will have a race and see
rhich one keeps the best time. When
strike twelve we will start and see re
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rhich one gets around to one first."
"This is very foolish," said the
ratch, "but then I may as well show
ou two clocks how much faster I! *
an go."
Dong, dong. dong twelve times
'ent the grandfather's clock. j *ri
"We're off," he cried and all three 00
tarted ticking, just as fast as ever su
tiey could. The big clock went tick an
Dck, tick tock just as it had always
one and the watch went tick, tick, e?
ick, tick just as fast as ever it could, 1
ut try with all its might it just could "y
ot go any faster than it always had. of
tut they all went on ticking just the
ame and pretty soon the watch was
most at 1 o'clock.
"I've finished," cried the watch. Ji?
"So have I," cried the little clock.
"Dong!" went the grandfather's p11
lock. All inrer* of them finished at zit
List the same time. "Well, .1 nevr,"
said the watch, "how did you
ver do it?" of
"I don't know," said the grand- cu
ither's clock; "I guess I must have va
?.?? v. l^nnrfli. of* onrh
ilteu vely muiu luiig&t oi-v-^o u.v v?...
ick than you did."
"I guess you did, too," said the m
mall clock on the mantel. ?n
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TOBY AND TABBY. ve
Toby was a little brown rat terrier, foi
'ho lived at Farmer Brown's, and cu
'hose especial business it was to pre- an
ent the increase of rats ahd mice at no
le gtables and barns. But just now a '
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>by had a family of four puppies,
d found it very difficult to keep
itch of the rats when her family retired
so much of her attention.
Old Tabby looked on disgusted. She
.d four kittens, which no one would
ink of comparing with these pups,
d she was not at all "set up" over
em. But kittens were rather an
3 story with Tabby, and this particar
set were the cause of a great
al of trouble. Tabby had been alwed
to lie under the kitchen stove
fore they came, and she did not see
tiy she could not keep her kittens
ere. Again and again had small
nnie Brown carried them to the
jodhouse and fixed as cozy a nest a9
iy sensible cat could ask, but Mrs,
ibby would carry them back to the
tchen stove. One rainy day, when
seemed that everything had gone
*ong at the Brown home, it rained
hard no work could be done in the
.rden, and the old hen who had
;tched turkeys took them walking
the rain, when, If she had an atom
en of hen sense, she should have
lown that turkeys could not stand
at. The chase after the old hen
id her turkeys had exhausted the
3t mite of Mrs. Brown's patience
len, as she came into the kitchen,
e saw the old cat with her kittens
ider the stove again. It was too
uch. Mrs. Brown seized the broom
;d swept cat and kittens out into the
,rd. My! how surprised and angry
ibby was. 8he stood up and took a
ok at the kittens,. and no doubt
ought, "This is all your fault."
len she shook her feet and walked
,ck into the kitchen and sat down
ider the stove. Toby had witnessed
e affair, and when the mother cat
ilked off, leaving her babies in the
in, she could not understand it. She
ilked around the crying kittens,
id then went whining to the open
tor and looked at Tabby. But Tabr
only blinked and looked deterined.
She was comfortable tender
e kitchen stove, and she did not
opose taking care of kittens, that
ade so much trouble. Toby walked
ick and forth between the crying
ttens and the door, whining and
ying to make the old cat see her
rtv hut all tn no mirnose. TabbV
Ld enough of those kittens. Then
)by picked the kittens up one by
le, and put them in the nest with
ir puppies, and never again did the
d cat go near them. Toby raised
ith pups and kittens, and seemed as
oud of the adopted babies as of her
?n.?Home Herald.
MILDRED'S SURPRISE.
One bright June morning Mildred
as awakened very early. She sat
> in bed to rub her eyes, and heard
mething moving near her. She lifther
pillowcase and there, in a tiny
inch, was something gray. It wriged
out and came up to where Miled
sat. At-first she was frightened,
it seeing he did no harm, she began
pet him.
The door to the bedroom opened,
id Mildred's mother came into the
om. v
"Happy birthday, Mildred," she
id, coming up to her.
"Oh, mamma, see this funny little
uff that I found under my pillow
is morning!" exclaimed Mildred.
"Yes, dear, that squirrel Is your
rthday present from papa."
"I must hurry up and drqss, so I
.n thank him for it," she said.
"What are you going to name
m?" asked Mildred's mother.
After a few moments she replied:
: guess I will call him 'Muff' be,use
he looks just like one when he
iris up." V
When she was all dressed she ran
) to her father and thanked him for
e squirrel.
"I forgot that to-day was my birthly,"
she said, "but after this I guess
shall always remember." ? Helen
ncnn in the Rrnnklvn Eaele.
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The solar orb would appear blue, to
tybody who should view it outside
this planet's atmosphere.
In Australia there are ants which
lild their nests along a north and
uth line so accurately that a traver
may direct his course by their
i.
The results of experiments at the
)vernment farm at Pusa, India, in
aring silk worms were highly sucssful.
Last year 150,000 worms
;re fed on leaves of the castor plant,
le silk produced was valued at
6.50 per eighty pounds.
A wealthy European amateur asanomer
offered a prize for the best
mputation of Halley's comet's orbit
bmitted before the close of 1909.
d a competing ephemeris ior mis
ar and next indicates a very differt
route from that expected, showing
at the perihelion passage in the
iddle of June instead of the middle
April, 1910.
An ingenious method of measuring
e moisture in corn is to convert the
rnel of the corn into a battery cell,
le instrument is supplied with two
as, one of copper and the other of
ic, which are forced iuto the kernel
corn, and serve as the electrodes
the battery, while the moist germ
the kernel is electrolyte. A tiny
rront iq thus eenerated. and its
lue is read by means of a galvano;ter.
In this manner it is possible
determine the amount of moisture
the corn. In a similar way, wheat
d other grains are tested, but as it
impossible to penetrate the ker1s,
the grain is packed tightly in a
ssel and two large plates are used
r the electrodes. In some cases a
rrent is passed through the grain,
d the moisture is determined by
ting the electrical resistance with
Wbeatstone bridge.
A MODERN INTLUENCE,^
When lofty heights rou seek to gain, _
Though you may toil with might and main* " *
You must be careful to obtain
A press agent.
To be hero in the strife.
A champion with gun, sword or knife,
Get some one to write up your lif&
A press agent
Of if you'd shine on hist'ry's page
As a lawyer and a sage. i
Do not be backward, but engage
A press agent.
Tn court or camp, in field or mart,
In mimic scene or salon smart,
You should secure, before you start,
A press agent.
A strange creation of our time.
Unique, grand, sombre and sublime,
There is not e'en a word to rhyme
With "press agent."
?Washington Star.
"Are you going 'to take the late
i train to Chicago?" "No; the engi|
neer of the train is going to do that."
I ?Baltimore American.
Teacher?"James, what Is gram:
mar?" James (alias Jimmle) ?
i Grammar is the science which learns
i us how to speak correct."?Life.?
"I suppose Newrich is making
I quite a splurge with his money?"
I "He did the day he backed his auto
off the ferrvboat."?Puck. 4 J
I The waffle wagon needs no bait,
To lure men to get on;
Beside the curb for it we wait
From darkness unto dawn.
?Baltimore Sun.
"I see that our friend still entertains
the idea of running for ConI
gresfe." "Not exactly," answered
j Farmer Corntossel. "The idea enter:
tains him."?Washington Star.
' Waiter (in expensive restaurant) ..
?"Will you have sugar in your cof.
fee?" Mrs. Nurich?"I don't see it '
j on the bill." Waiter?"There Is no
i charge for sugar, madam." Mrs. Nu- ^
j rich?"No, thank you!"?Puck. , .
Fisherman?"I don't suppose you
; see the papers so much up here, fcutyou'vte
probably heard about the King *
j winning the Derby?" Boatman?
I "Co, ay, I heerd tell o' that. He*
i ? ?? n rMcr Vl 4m ' Pll Tlpl> . .JirVw
r ' iuauu a suiu iiuv.* , u*u?. * v , - ___
I N ^92
"Wot's yourn?" asked the waiter
| of a quick-lunch patron. "Dougb- I'M
j nuts and black coffee," was the reply. #13
i And the waiter sent in the order to .! J
I the cook by wireless: "One in the
dark an' two rubber tires."?Chicago
Daily News.
Author?"I hare here a wonderful : *^
I play, the suppression of a woman'? ^ $
i heart and a man's soul by petty con- \ g
vontlrmq T pall it 'The MuZZle.' . 7<S'
What would you advise me to do with /v^ij
I it?" Manager?"Try it on the dog."
?Baltimore American^
; The doc. said: "Dyspepsia, I knew it;
Eschew things like pastry and suet, ,
Especially pie." #
But the man winked his eye,
! "I would far rather chew than eschew it.*
?The Columbia Jester.
"Pa, what do they call a person . jS
! that reads heads?" "A phrenologist,
1 my boy." "Gee! Then ma must be
j one of those things. She felt of my hj
j head this afternoon and said right
j away: 'You've been swimming.' "? <
, Detroit Free Press.
"Jane says she is sorry she didn't
j arrange to be married in June."
"That's undoubtedly true as far as - '
i It goes. Jane might have added that
she would bf only too glad to arrauge
to be married at any old time."?
1 Cleveland Plain-Dealer.
i "Oh, what a tangled web we
weave," said the apt quotationist,
"when first we practise to deceive!"
"That's right," answered Senator
: Sorghum; "deception is mighty dan:
gerous unless one has a great deal
| of experience."?Washington Star.
"My play was intended to show
i the cold-heartedness of'society," said
1 the author. "And did you prove
1 your point?" "I should say so.
There was never anything more cold
1 and heartless than the manner in
1 which society slighted the box office."
?Washington Star.
W
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Exercising the Eyes.
Have you a high roof?" was the
i apparently irrelevant question put by
i the oculist to the woman who had
complained of having bad eyes.
I "Higher than the roofs of the surrounding
houses?"
"Oh, yes," said the woman; "a
good deal higher. If you saw it you
j you would think so."
i "Then what I want you to ?o,"
j said he, "is to go up there every day
| and look around for half an hour or
j an hour. That will do you more good
; than glasses. One trouble with your
: eyes and with many pairs of eyes in
! New York is that you exercise them
! so little at long range. They are used /
| to looking short distances only. Long,
! distance looking is good for eyes."
Persons who habitually have a wide
! expanse of sea or plain to gaze upon *
very seldom have weak eyes. Of ' ' 3
course, you cannot move out on the
plains, neither can you spend a life
I on the ocean wave, but you can let
your sight travel across the Hudson
1 River every day. and I advise you to
do it."?New York Times.
Public and Private Forests.
At present only about one-fifth of
j our standing timber is in public fori
ests. This term is used to cover the
| national forests, State forests, the
I timber on Indian and military reserj
vations, national parks, etc. Theso
I forests are b#ng managed according
j to the principles of scientific forestry
' so far as funds available for their
[ administration permit. In the maiD
tney are oemg conserved. v\ mie me ^
extent of the public forests will undoubtedly
be increased in the future,
it is not likely that for a very long "
time to come they will contain even
as much as half our timber supply.
Four-fifths of our forests are now
jowned by individuals, companies or
corporations. The manner in which
these forests are handled is, therejfore.
of the utmost importance in forest
conservation. So far but little attempt
has been made to conserve
| them.?Conservation.
Heidelberg is to have a special institute
for experiments jwith radiun^
in treating diseases.