The Abbeville press and banner. (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, July 14, 1909, Image 2
A True Southerner.
Senator Beveridge was praisin
the savoir-faire of a Southern Coi
gressman.
"His savoir-faire," said the Sen?
tor, "never deserts him. I once se
next him at a banquet. Suddenl
there was a clattering fall, and
clumsy waiter spilled a plate of sou
clear down his back. He just bit h;
lip.
" 'It was thick soup I asked for
he said, in a slightly reproachfi
voice, to the man."?Washingto
Post.
Cure For Toothache.
a t.nndnn nhvsirlan at a meetin
v of a medical society stated that ej
traction of teeth was unnecessary
He was enabled to cure the most des
perate case of toothache, he said, ur
less the case was connected with rheu
matism, by the application of the fol
lowing remedy to the diseased tooth
Alum, reduced to an impalpable pow
der, two drachms; nitrous spirits o
ether, seven drachms; mix and appl
to tooth.?London Globe.
WOMEN SUFFER NEEDLESSLY
Many Mysterious Aches and Pain
Are Easily Cured.
Bachache, pain through the hips
dizzy spells, heedaches, nervousness
hb bloating, etc., ar
SO? troubles that com
PICTURE monly come wit!
1^ sick kidneys. Don'
rrvjL,* mistake the cause?
l . Doan's Kidney Pill
^ have cured thou
WL sands of women at
fiicted in this way.
jlH| Mrs. William Jones
bHkI R. F. D., No. 6
If 'ITlNorth East. Pa.
MBiDaaAJl says: "Infiammatloi
of the bladder kept me in agony to
Blx months. I could hardly walk fron
one room Into the other. 1 had ni
sleep night after night; my ankle
were swollen all the time. I oftei
reeled and fell. I began using Doan'i
Kidney Pills. My health began t<
mend at once. At the end of sL
months I was as well as ever befon
In my life."
Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
Cong*-ess refused United State
Commissioner of Education Brown'
request for $3000 to study a certaii
phase of child life, but granted $15,
000- for a scientific study of clams.
A Bare Good Thing*
I "Am using Allen's Foot-Ease, and cai
/ < truly say 1 would not have been without i
so long, had 1 known the relief it wouli
give my aching feet. I think it a rare $oo<
thing for anyone having sorfe or tired tee)
?Mrs. Matilda Holtwert, Providence, E
Sold by all Druggists, 25c. Ask to-daj
Men Who Guard the King.
The British Honourable Corps o
Gentlemen-at-Arms, the body-guar<
of the King, has just celebrated th
four hundredth anniversary of it
founding. It Is now composed o
T fAiABol W A Vlpfrher
JLueucciiaui-\^v/*\sAA^? M. -??
clerk of the cheque and adjutant o
the body-guard, and Colonels Mltfori
and Spragge. The corps was formei
by Henry VIII. Immediately after hi
accession. Jn the old days one of th
duties of its members was to accom
pany the sovereign on the battlefield
and there to form a ring around hiD
and to guard him with battle-axes
Nowadays, when it is not the custon
for the sovereign to go in person ti
war, the gentlemen-at-arms are callei
upon to assume less onerous work
For instance, they are required t<
attend levees at St. James' Palace
and to keep clear the ways to th
royal presence. When there is i
court at Buckingham Palace the;
Cttend there; and they are present a
Westminster when the King open
Parliament.
Examination Time.
Miss Clara Evelyn McHugh, i
fefycher in one of the Topeka schools
:?ead at1 a recent teachers' meetinj
from a collection of quaint examina
tion answers that she had been gath
ering for some years.
The gems of Miss McHugh's col
lection were:
"A blizzard is the inside of a hen.
"The equator is a menagerie lioi
running round the earth."
"Oxygen is a thing that has eigh
sides."
"The cuckoo never lays its owi
eggs. ?wasniugum oiai.
WON'T MIX
Bad Food and Good Health Won'
Mix.
The human stomach stands mucl
abuse, but it won't return goo<
health if you give it bad food.
If you feed right you will feel right
for proper food and a good mind i:
the sure road to health.
"A year ago I became mucl
alarmed about my health, for I be
gan to suffer after each meal, no mat
ter how little I ate," says a Oenve
woman.
"I lost my appetite and the ver;
thought of food grew distasteful, wit!
the result that I was not nourishe<
End got weak and thin.
"My home cares were very neavv
for beside a large family of my owi
I have also to look out for an age>
mother. There was no one to shoul
der my household burdens, and com
what might I must bear them, an<
this thought nearly drove me franti
when I realized that my health wa
breaking down.
"I read an article in the pape
about some on with trouble just lik
mine being cured on Grape-Nuts food
and acting on this suggestion. I gav
Grape-Nuts a trial. The first dish o
this delicious food proved that I ha<
struck the right thing.
"My uncomfortable feelings i;
stomach and brain disappeared as i
by magic, and in an incredibly shor
space of time I was again mysell
Since then I have gained 12 pounds i:
weight through a summer of har
work and realize I am a very differen
woman, all due to the splendid food
Grape-Nuts."
"There's a Reason." Trial wi!
prove. Read the famous little bool
"The Road to Wellville," in pkgs.
Ever read the above letter? A nei
one appears from time to time. The
are genuine, true, and full of hurna
interest.
i i ?
| BALLADE OF TALK.
g '
l- Oh. if you sleep, or if you wake.
I And if you smile, or if you sigh.,.
1 And if you mar. or if you make,
j And if you sell, or if you buy,
it And if you praise, or villify,
v And if you spurn, or if you woo,
3 < If you pollute, or purify?
a Why, fplks will talk, whate'er you do!
P
is Oh, if you give, or if you take,
. If truth you tell, or if you lie,
1 If you be saint, if you be rake,
, If you disgrace, or dignify,
j] If you enrage, or pacify,
If creeds you preach, or creeds pooh-poo
n , If you amuse, or terrify?
| Why, folks will talk, whate'er you do!
Oh, if you build, or if you break.
If you be bold, if you be shy, v
g If vou be brave, or if you quake,
Tf you be slow, if you be spry,
If you admit, if you deny,
' If vou retreat, if you pursue,
It you corrupt, or eaify?
. Why, folks will talk, whate'er you do!
' envoy:
[.
Oh, be you low, or be you high,
If you be false, if you be true,
And if you live, ana if you die?
f Why, folks will talk, whata'er you do
y ?Harold Susman, in Life.
| HE WON
s | THE GIRL
g "There goes on? more ov th' ui
appropriated blessings on this con
^ munity," said Philander Beasley, i
t a middle aged spinster passed tl
blacksmith shop. "There is shore
pile ov onclaimed valuables ov tt
lady gender in this village."
"You don't need to worry," sai
Bildad Smiley. "You've claime
j your share. Is it four or five clain
you've put in at the matrimonii
department?"
^ "You mind your own blamed bus
r ness, young feller, an' I'll min
j mine," returned the offended Phi
3 ander. "I've been blessed weth thre
g good wives, if you want to know, ai
1 I made a livin' fer them while the
was in this vale ov tears."
"It's right queer thet so many c
E our gals has stayed single," intei
a rupted Reason Jupe, with the laudi
ble desire to lead the talk awa
from dangerous channels. "I don
know," he continued, "ez I ever se
a place where they was sich a pel
S t'euidgc uv uauuouuic ?uuicu tu ??
s bev. An' about every third oc
i grows up a ol' maid.'"They
ain't nothing queer aboi
It at all," said Jabe Henry. ",How i
nation are our gals goin* to marr
If they ain't no men to choose from
? Why, great snakes! There's thre
d gals for every boy baby born in th:
d country. Everybody knows thet w(
\ men outlive men ? excep^in' whe
r". they marry inter the Beasley famii;
So even ef a gal was ez as pretty e
all git out she wouldn't hev muc
t show to git married onless they was
j pestilence broke out thet took onl
e female women an' she was the onl
s one that had been vaccinated."
f *
"Thet rule hasn't worked in som
1 cases in this country," said Marti
i Underdunk. "I knowed three gal
3 over in Beulah township thet hed a
s kinds of fellers in love with thei
e afore they fln'Iy got married. The
. was ol* Hausenger's daughters."
I "T'vo hoarH tpl! nf tht? famhlv
> * *v """" " " " "" """ '
a said Jabe. "They was three of fou
i. boys, too."
3 "Jhey was," replied Martin. "Ai
o it was owning to them boys thet tl
3 gals didn't git married quicker'
they did."
3 "Yes, consarn their picturs!" e:
?, ploded Philander Beasley. "The
e ort to be a law in this country makii
a it a capital offense to raise sich boy
ir as them!"
tj "Hi, Philander!" cried Bilda
s , Smiley. "So you hed one ov th' Hai
senger gals in thet killin' eye o
yourn once, had you?"
"Dad, fetch you!" stormed Philai
der. "Ain't you quit your foolisl
ness yit?"
'' "I kain't help it, Philander, hoi
_ i est I kain't. If I kep' quiet I'd bio1
_ | out a fusion plug or somethin' lik
a automobile does. Ever sense th<
time after your second wife was too
an' von made th* sneerh in tow
? | meetin' I hev had a awful ticklis
j place on my funn^ bone."
I "I didn't know I said anythin' fui
ny on thet occasion," said Philandt
stiffly.
"Thet's why it was funny," grinne
Blldad. "Ef you hed tried to be hi
mor you'd hev jes' made me sad. A
you said was, in referrin' to your r<
cent bereavement: 'Th' memory :
' ever weth me of thet dear departe
one whose place never will be fllle
?perhaps.' Thet's/all you said ths
J I remember."
* "Tell us about th' Hausenger gal
Martin," said Reason Jupe, the lov?
' of peace.
"Sure I will, ef them two fellers'
quit- jawin'. You see, it wasn't ez
1 them Hausenger boys was little kic
thet didn't know no better an' woul
git into mischief ez natural ez snee:
r ,, .
in . unp couia matte excuses it
sich. Thes boys was older than tl
gals?big, luraberin' fellers, but <
* full of tickle ez a dog is full of flea
They didn't do things jes' a purpos
to scare away their sisters' feller
' but they must have their fun wha
J ever stood in th' way.
"Ef a feller driv up in a buggy ai
vjtent in to ast one of th' gals woul
? sne accept his company to a drive i
th' pale moonlight, them- boys 'u
c change th' buggy wheels, put th' hin
3 ones on in front an' vicy-vercy. Whe
th' feller come out he'd hev to drh
r off with his knees up to his chin, ai
e him tryin' to peep over th' dashboar
' ! to see th' hoss.
e
j "They'd tie a stroing to th' parlc
jj ! door knob when a feller was stayin'
little late, then tie th' other end to
a panful of ol' iron on th' top landin' <
f th' stairs. When the caller started 1
t tiptoe out he'd haul thet load of juc
> downstairs an'- ol' Hausenger 'i
n come out madder'n a wet hen. They
(j pour water out o' th' upper windi
t on th' head ov a feller that was tall
[ in' to a gal on th' outside steps.
"Th" way they hurt Philander
[1 feelin's was bycatchin'him an' lockii
.? him up in th' smokehouse. He didn
get outen there till th' ol' man con
round in th' morning fer bacon s
T blame near busted Philander's hec
y with his lantern, thinitin' be was
a thief?"
"Thet's a lie," interrupted Philander.
"He didn't do sich thing as hit
me weth a lantern. He used a ax
handle an" I have th' lump on my
head ylt."
"Well, anyhow," said Martin, "th'
boys kep' up thet line ov humor till
they mighty nigh spiled their sisters'
chances. ci
"Then one fall Bud Powis come Ir
over from Bog Holler to look around ec
an' he got his eye on Medory, th' Is
, youngest Hausenger gal. She looked te
' good to him from th' fust, an' they It
made a mighty fine lookin' couple.
Bud was big ez a hoss an' Medory
was little an' powerful cute lookin'.
He driv her home from singin' school
a few times an' didn't say nothin'
when them fool brothers ov hers i
-1 3 ~ nn Vlfm j
piayeu meir muiin.cjr ouiuco uu mm. >
Bud was a scrapper, all right, but he |
wanted to. git in good with th' family.
"One night Medory got a spell like
all gals does when they git shore that
I a feller i3 gone on 'em. She treated
Bud shameful all evenin'. He went
in th' parlor with her to try to make
up, but she only treated him worse'n
o ever.
? "He wasn't felin' right cheerful
4/ when he came out, an' when he found
^ his wheels tied together with a ox
chain he lost his temper in a minute.
Yes, sir, he got on th' warpath in
dead earnest. He knowed them four
a~ boys was hid in th' barn snickering at
a" him. Scf in there he goes, lit th' barn
ls lantern an' after lookin' 'round a
ie spell pulled them boys out from bea
hind th' oat bin.
ie "They tried to rush him in a bunch,
but he got hold of th' belly band of a
'd plow harness an' finished up th' purt!(*
iest job ov whalin' ever done in this
1S State.
11 "He was Just throwin' the last
joker out through th' barn winder
I" when Medory come runnin' out. Bud
thought he was goin' to git a big m
roast afore she sent him home fer jj?
!? good, but she comes smilin' inter th' 0j
a barn, pleasant ez a basket of chips. RI
!y " 'Bud,' sez she, 'when you git over k,
your awful temper you Kin come into i0
,v th' house an' say you're sorry you Bi
r" was slch a bad boy.' m
"Then she held up her skirts, dain- ?
J ty-Uke, to step over one o' them bad'
ly frazzled brothers o' hers on her
!e way out.
r" "Medory and her sisters didn't hev
e no more trouble after that night.
ie They all got married afore spring."
"I wisht the feller'd broke the
four fool necks o' them Hausengers,"
n said Philander Beasley, spitefully.
y "It wouldn't hev done you no
? good," said Bildad Smiley. "You was
!e took with another flit ov matrimony
ls afore that happened." ? Chicago
)_ News.
n .
I! Rushina the Canal, i
_ U W
y
y
Every two minutes a ton of coal is
burned up at Panama, every minute
e twelve carloads of rock and gravel
11 are torn from the earth, every hour
1666 pounds of dynamite are ex11
ploded in mountain and jungle, every
n minute $124 is spent for labor!
y One hundred and thirty-two locomotives
are shrieking and creaking
in the nine-mile ribbon of the Culeir
bra cut?10,000 shirtless men are
sweating and swearing? 1250 flat
cars a:e running and grumbling!
i' One hundred and six miles of.track
a split the gorge?a dozen sets of rails,
in a width of 200 and-300 feet, are
t- hung in tiers one above the other,
y Sixty-seven steam shovels are plungi'
ing twonty-ton scoops into the earth
's two and three times every minute.
Over 2,000,000 cubic yards of earth
d oro VioJncr ivresfprl fpftin thfi rnlnhnW
i- strata of soil every thirty days.
v And on the two sides of the inferno
squat the twin peaks of Gold and
i- Snow hills like a couple of apples
i- which a schoolboy has nearly bitten
through.
i- Roughly, a hole measuring 97,ff
515,000 cubic yards must yet be
:e bored in the Panama clay to make
it the canal a reality. When the
k French were routed 81,500,000 cubic
n yards had been excavated. The jn
h Americans have added 42,000,000 cu- te
bic yards to this total. tt
l- Picture a chasm measuring 125 tl
;r feet in every direction, in which 0]
could be buried twenty-five ordinary C?
d three-story houses forty feet in tl
l- height, in width and length. The tt]
11 equivalent of such a chasm is bored oi
5- every day along the course of the tl
is Panama Canal ? the excavation tc
d amounting to nearly 2,000,000 cubic ei
d feet daily.?From an Article in Put- la
it nam's and The Reader. ai
q,
s Fighting Tuberculosis. tfc
ir Three large fraternal orders are at si
present conducting sanatoria for their tl*
11 tuberculous members. The Royal
if League, the first order to take up b?
Is this form of work in t'ne United tr
d States, has a sanatorium at Black or
z- Mountain. North Carolina. The Mod- fr
>r ern Woodmen have recently opened ar
h' a sanatorium at Colorado Springs, th
;z and the Knights of Pythias one at th
s. East Las Vegas, New Mexico. The | co
se Royal Arcanum and the Brotherhood |
s, of American Yeomen will consider : fo
t- propositions at their coming grand fo
councils for the erection of similar ina'
stitutions. y?
Id st
n Truth in Death. j
H i tV
" Those collectors of queer epitaphs j
still are raining them in on poor Tip. j
n As usual the husband is the malefic- | fC
ret tor, and here's a sample, taken from \ ej
an English churchyard: I m
'Q .
Here lies my wife, ! w
Who's gone on high; I jn
>r If I said I was sorry
a I too would lie.
a ?New York Press. j
3f ' I oi
t0 In Merry England. j w
ik In a case at Lambeth County Court j
id yesterday a woman stated that she j w
'd received 2d. (four cents) each for i
^r making blouses and had to find her C1
k- own cotton and pay another woman | w
ls. (twenty-five cents) a dozen for j w
's making the sleeves. It took two days | Ci
n' to make a dozen.?London Daily
I't Mail.
:e
n' All employes in the Netherlands fl
id who are boarding with their employ- k,
a ers are entitled to medical treatment jj.
for at least six weeks.
New York City.?The blouse that
in be made from the pretty flouncigs
and bordered materials that are j.
) numerous this season Is one that
I quite certain to be needed, and this
lodel Is charmingly attractive, while
involves very little labor in the .
n r im i
aking. As Illustrated the front ana a
ick portions and the under portions t
! the sleeves are made of tucking, t
id the effect Is a most desirable one, t
it while the pattern Is simple it al- t
ws of several variations. The t
eeves can be made of tucking to v
atch the front and back, as shown c
* ^
I L j*11 #* j J
:/ ' I
i the back view; or, If bordered ma- 1
rial, with a straight edge is utilized, I
le borders can be Joined to make 1
ie sleeves and the tucking omitted; t
* the blouse portions and the sleeves
in be made from plain material with t
ie centre-front and backs only of t
icklng, embroidery, lace or other all- ?
?rer. In the last instance, however, f
ie edges of the blouse would require 1
i be trimmed with banding, to be ?
nbroldered or treated in some simi- e
,r way, but as the edges of the front c
id the backs are straight they can t
lite easily be finished in any way c
iat may suit the fancy, and the de- f
gn consequently becomes an exceponally
useful one.
The blouse Is made with front and
tcks, the centre-front and the cene-backs.
The sleeves are made in (
le-piece each, although when made ,
om flouncing two straight lengths
e joined on indicated lines, while
.e tucking is arranged under to give
ie effect illustrated. A standing
illar finishes the neck.
The quantity of material required
r the medium size Is five and one
1U ?flnntioincr fiftOPTl
Ill" til >ai UO UL ilUUllViUQ M4VWW*.
ches wide with one and one-fourth
irds of tuqking eighteen to make as
town in the front view; two and
le-eighth yards of flouncing with
tro and one-fourth yards of tucking
i make as shown in the back view;
iro and seven-eighth yards twentylur
inches wide, one and sevenghth
yards thirty-two or one and
le-half yards forty-four inches
Ide with three-fourth yard of tuckg
to make from plain material.
Smart Silk Coats.
There is no end to the silk coats
ie sees; separate coats to be worn
ith any sort of skirt. They are
jautlfully lined and much trimmed
ith the new embroidery by clever
itches taken in long effective lines,
ossing and interlacing and with
ide and narrow silk braid mingled
ith the pretty satin cords and acinting
dots.
Orchid Desi)?ns Used. f
The orchid is used for the beauti- f
il design with which an elegant f
ridai gown of white satin is em- t
roidered about the train. j
? ?_i ? Aad rin
Rnching For Blouses. fon
Wide ruchlng Is used for front of T , .
> louses. ' 1 mmtJ?
And my ]
Veils as Drapery. it ?
* i 11 ... i. , . Then the
Long lace veils will be used to the
Irape the hats. And my
______ be
Long Fringe on Frocks. Then my
There Is a wide return to .the use s'Ik
if fringe of all widths on Indoor kej
jowns. In other days it was used on And my i
itreet frocks, but it is to be hoped, jew
or the sake o? convenience and com- t'3f 8
ort, that this fashion will never reurn.
Seven p
enc
Cretonne on Hate. And
Many hats are finished with a little I shall w
lit of cretonne just to add color. . ,
lometlmes it borders the satin ribbon n at ?
rhich is used for the big cabbage
tow, sometimes it appears in a band ^ you'r?
ound the crown and sometimes it is por
[Bed as a piping around the edge of fori
he brim. But it n
gaii
W})pr? 9
* Linen Blouses and Skirts, W;
Blouses of heavy white linen of the
iest quality, with insets of real Cluny, '
rish crochet or filet medallions and T
rmbellished with balls, tassels or 7/v^
ords, pay better than any other sort * Zcs
>f waists, even if they do cost a
iretty sum at first It pays to be inLlvidual
in one's blouses. She?
1 throws
Child's Dress, splendid
This simple little frock has a great 14 every
aany advantages to recommend it "Her*
t is dainty and attractive and child- comin't
Bh in effect, yet it is very easily made In de ji
,nd easily laundered, The front and season?
iack panels are cut In one piece each, ?jjy
iut at the sides the pleated skirt and young E
?ody portion are joinea oeneain me name'"
ielt, If the Dutch neck Is not liked that ^
he dress can be cut high and finished Detroit
rlth a standing collar, and the sleeve*
an be extended to the wrists. In tks In a
remark<
=5;^^ package
arrest h
rsee any
"Neithe
bank, a]
The ]
you thl
'* ^lB mor
t ' "Nev<
lUl\ tlle mai
pf C-?:% SI
^ / vfl?'* VM W h
ji. 'wV/jT ours ce
J i plied G
j jjj H or f?ur
*' (\^ "*"/^l nel6bbO
^t f^yji *****rl
I ' 102 ^"ig
fill .. m
i I \li i ! about ti
I /1 v\ ' around
POLIC]
llustratlon rose colored linen ia em- .
)roidered with white, and colored They Hi
inens 60 treated are essentially smart
his season. p
The dress is made with front and w ?
>ack panels, the side portions of the es 011
>ody and the skirt, which are pleated ?lore se<
tnd jointed to the body and to the !? ma
ront and back panels below the belt P?1Ice
rhe sleeves are just comfortably full, f?xes
fno TMOTL
md whatever their length are gatn red
into bands. The belt is arranged Dei?j7
>ver the seam at the waist line and Is me
uttoned into place and the dress la ''
:losed invisibly at the left of the the bas
rout. !"eeks !
fox run
t other e
commen
the cent
on guar
with his
huddled
11; i TOIM 1 ers> fish
II; J * If the ene
i 'lil fl/7 f?X mU
lT l / V V ! !l I hleachin
l\ I Vl '1.7 4 jimson \
/ \ YEr 0f famil
yi^ va- It. | b*eac.biE
~~^~ is an ol
: very un
yhe quantity or material required rhis ca
or the medium size (six yeara) is placing
our and three-fourth yards twenty- boiling I
our, three and seven-eighth yards out all t
hirty-two or two and seven-eighth 'ore mai
rards forty-four inches wide. leaves t
Prneresf
EPARING FOR A REST.
\
waking, call me early, call *.e
y, mother dear, gj
orrow I start packing, as I do r
i time each year. '
g for vacation up where mountain
lamlets run,
need a rest, dear mother, long be- it
: my packing's done! ^9
Id my shirt waists, mother; there [
twenty-three, I think, 1
lingerie needs ribbons?I shall run P9
ill with pink; ^
skirts must not be crumpled and __
hats must not be crushed, PT
coiffure puffs, dear mother, must UU
all unrolled and brushed.
slippers need new boxes and my H
; embroidered hose a
laid out lengthwise, mother, in the
test kind ot rows. j pa?
iheath and evening dresses and my I meE
els ought to be ] tive
afest trunk, dear mother; so, at a 21
it, it seems to me. feet
arasols, I fancy, will be quite FII
ugh to do,
lozen three-piece costumes really
;ht to see me through.
ear mv cherrv basket and an auto
bile veil, >
yellow Rajah empire with tho I 3 I
nning fan-shaped trail. 1 1
! waking, call me early, call me \ [||
ly, mother dear, j ?
e's such a lot of packing now my |
tnight's grace is here.
iust be done, dear mother, ere 1
q the rest I seek? '
Just going to the mountains; m
Id Cat Cottage. Six a week! ^
?Lurana W. Sheldon. I
-"Oh, Isn't the man that
the ball, on your side, just
I! He throws it so they hit
time! "?Life.
3's a man what say de world's
:er a end next July." "What!
.j ijji. ?? j? I
iiujr rniuuie ui uc wttteimciuu n
" ?Atlanta Constitution. I
/^nor t*tV> rr Ar\ vah noil thot I
u^ui I nu/ viv j wu v?ii vuMh
aan Spring? Is that his right
"No, mother. I named him
cause he's so backward."?
Free Press.
pinch use Allen's Foot-Ease,"
;d the tramp, as he threw a
i of white powder into the eyes
policeman who was about .to
im."?The Harvard Lampoon.
ier, raav I go out to spin?
3, my darling daughter,
d. your time in the limousine,
t don't go near the chauffeur. j
say you are in love with Miss
* "I sure am." "But I can't
thing attractive about her."
r can I see it. But it's in the
11 right."?Cleveland Leader.
?arson?"Might I inquire why
ink I operate an airship?"
when yo was walkin' along
nin', de boss sez to de missus,
:omes de -new sky pilot.' "?
ar trust to synonyms," said
a who was threatened with a
of promise suit. "What is
ble?" "I wanted to say some- I
ancy, so I wrote, 'veritably I
instead of 'yours truly.' "? I
gton Scar. 1
se by this paper," said Mrs.
"that growing children re
occasional change." "Well, -?
rtainly get their share," re- jj
riggs. "They brace me three ||
times a day for nickels and '{J
?Chicago Daily News. SH9
pou think I ought to send my H5
sr abroad to complete her H|
aining?" "I dunno. Haven't fl|
lsulted anybody?" "Yes, my 9(3
rs." "And what do they say?" 9jg
all agree it's the very best
.or me 10 ao. ?uieveiana . .
ealer. ,
e way to get a raise in pay? L
Learn it:
just to go to work to-day
To earn it.
?Detroit Free Press.
Lapsling was in a high state
;nation. "I'm done with Mrs. crop^
" she said, her eyes snapping, f&JJJ
>t hold of a letter I wrote to j
her, in which I said something j ZTj
be Snaggses, and she's going j fill]
giving a gargled version of
licago Tribune. a?;i
coin
E CATCH 7 BABY FOXES. If a(
? with
id Been Living High on Thefts *yca'
From Boston Suburbs.
ry owners in Auburndale,
and adjacent places will feel com
A 9 /inn I
juio ueuauae ul iuc laicoi, eil6G
,de by the Metropolitan Park j0in
at Riverside. Seven baby n0^
ive been taken from a den on cupg
ton side of the Charles River pr0jorumbega
Park. part
cubs, which are about half up ^
are confined in a large box in repj(
sment of the station. Several j aary
tgo a patrolman saw an old mjg]
ning ,along the bank of the rjgb
nd after some difficulty dis- ^ere
the entrance to the burrow. ^
day a squad of officers, armed ttl0S
ovels and a gun, found four wer(
ntrances to the den. They tjje
ced digging in a spot as near very
;re as possible, leaving a man boy
d at each hole. One tiny fox tpp
. dash for liberty, but was
ind immediately made friends he }
> captor. When the den was en?
pened the remaining six were pect*
in one corner.
)lace was littered with feathbones
and other evidences of
rgy with which tne motner >
st have hunted to feed her ' T
mily. The body of a muskrat j seat
part of the contents of the i ly tc
It is thought that the cubs I T.
sent to the Zoo on the Middle- j on 1
Is reservation. The mother I mid<
not been caught. ? Boston I "j
ipt. I this
! w
Jimson Jnlee. j turn
:hemist who will extract the i
ig principle from the common gas!
veed and place it within reach |
y and laundry use has a forstore.
It is a well known | T
it there is no better way of j Scot
ig the family linen during thro
than by putting a few leaves be f
m into the boiler, but there no 1
jjection to this practice, as a his <
pleasant odor is the result, help
n be removed, however, by ^ries
the clothes in cold water and he
them, or by repeated rinsing, whe
his is troublesome, and there- "We
ly who know the value of the nois
lo not use them. ? Eternal Sabl
i. nich
.
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these pills as being the best laxaand
cathartic ever compounded. Get
S-cent bottle and If you are not perly
satisfied I will refund your money*
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Cerned Beef
Pork and Beans
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and you will always be
prepared for an extra
guest.
You can buy Ubby's I I
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"^Thompson's Eye Water'
Tea Table Etiquette.
?a table etiquette was somewhat I
plicated in the days of that^'hard1
and shameless tea drinker," Dr.
ison, when many people thought
ilng of drinking ten or twelve
i at a sitting. It was considered
ter for the cups and saucers of a
y of tea drinkers to be all passed
o the hostess In one batch when
enishment was considered necea,
and in order that each person
tit be sure of getting back the
t cup the teaspoons were numd.
rhen the cups were passed up
e who did not require any more
3 supposed to place the spoon in
cup. This writer remembers a
ancient dame teaching a small
to place his spoon in his cup afthe
first cup had been emptied,
wondered for the reason. Now
;nows that tea was once very exiive
and little boys were not exed
to ask again.?London ChronLightning
Change.
he three-year-old boy on the side
in the street car iurned sudden>
look out of the window.
hereby wiping his muddy shoes
ho He-ht-colored trousers of the
ile-aged man sitting next to him.
Madam," exploded the man, "19
your nasty little?"
ere the boy's pretty mother
ed her head and looked at him.
\ngel boy?" he finished with a
).?Chicago Tribune.
N'o Hurry.
lie minister of a certain parish in
land was walking one misty night
- in tho villnerfi when
ugn a succi ?i?
ell into a deep hole. There was
adder by which he could make
escape, and he began to shout for
A laborer passing heard hia
and, looking down, asked who
?vas. The minister told him,
reupon the laborer remarked:
el, weel, ye needn kick up sic a
e. You'll no be needed afore
jath, an' this i3 only Wednesday
t."?Argonaut.