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MUNYON'S !d PAW-PAWPILLS ^ The best Stomach ant* ^'Ter known ^ Jaundice, Biliousness, Sour Stomach. Ilead- \\ I w ache, and all ailments | ,-j-n?| arising from a dlsor- I Tl nnTpr^V?] 5 ?] d e r e d stomach or I |yL?lJL|A i\bi sluggish liver. They YV IsJAiMmh contain in concentrate | Bl^nWySH tues and values of A. tonic and are made U from the Juice of the ' Paw-Paw fruit I unhesitatingly recom- Xi mend these pills as being the best laxative and cathartic ever compounded. Get j a 25-cent bottle and if you are not perfectly satisfied I tviU refund your money. ?ML'NYON*. _ FIFTY-THIRD and JEFFERSON STS., D PHILADELPHIA. PA. ^ Electric locomotives can pull heaviet ^ trains at a faster speed than steam locomotives of equal power. ft AGONIZING ITCHING. c< Eczema For a Year?Got Xo Reliel Even at Skin Hospital?In Despair F< Until Cuticura Cured Him. "I was troubled by a severe itching and dry, scurfy skin on my ankles, feet, arms ^ and scalp. Scratching made it worse. , * Thouaands of small red pimples formed ' and these caused intense itching. 1 waa advised to go to the hospital for diseases ' M of the skin. I did so, the chief surgeon i Q Baying: 'I never saw such a bad case of | FJ eczema.' But I got little or no relief, j 0 Then I tried many so-called remedies, out Q I became so bad that I almost gave up in j ("J despair. After suffering agonies for twelve n months, I was relieved of the almost un- n bearable itching after two or three applica- Q tions of Cuticura Ointment. I continued its use, combined with Cuticura Soap and Pills, and I was completely cured. Henry ai Searle, Cross St., Little Rock, Ark., Oct. w 8 and. 19, 1907." * to Potter Drug & Chem. Corp., Sole Props, tb of Cuticura Remedies, Boston, Mass. g Maryland Is the most advanced ^ State In the Union in the fight against ; g] the "white plague," according to a | 8il bulletin issued by the National As- j at soclation for the Study and Prevention of Tuberculosis. I QC INVALID FOR YEARS , h< i cb Mnrtn WpII hv Cnrinor tho Weakened i wi Kidneys. -a fo * R. A. Davis, 700 Third Ave., Columbus, Ga., says: "A slight irregutlarlty of the urine ac- tii companied with pain |y in the back made me va aware that I had ; [e kidney trouble. I ! m neglected it, and finally got so bad I ha had to stop working. pa M'y back ached terri- h bly. I could not rest th well at night. I had rheumatic pain ' and lost all energy. The urine was w, in an awful condition. I ran down je and down until I was an emaciated pa wreck and an invalid, in bed and out tie of bed, but in it most of the time. At the time I started with Doan's Kid- i0 ney Pills I weighed only 125 lbs. As fer they helped me I kept on until well 05 again and up to my old weight, 170 hC " lbs. In five years I have had no re- rij turn of kidney compiaint." " Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box. 3h Foster-Mllburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. at si< A Generous Soul. co At a railway station of a certain 5V Alabama town a number of passengers, who were waiting for a train long overdue, had distributed themselves on the platform, their feet 9 hanging thereover. Presently there came along a na- 1 tive, a sour-faced individual, with a rope in his hand. It subsequently 0 transpired that he was looking for a UI stray mule. He came out of the bush j g opposite the station and stood for j o some time looking up and down the j ra tracks. Then he directed his gaze to | !tss the group of waiting passengers on i J the platform with their feet hanging ! over. He regarded them listlessly j ' lor quite a wnue, tnen suddenly ne called out: j. "Hey, there! Yotall!" "What Is it?" demanded some one, ; ^ startled by the sudden cry. I "H'lst your feet!" I m This injunction to "h'lst" was com- j plied with by all with alacrity, for, j as they looked down over the plat- I ? form, they perceived a big rattlesnake just coiling for a strike. * i si handy grindstone was dropped on the In reptile, despatching it, of course, and j one of the men thanked the native ; j for his timely warning. The latter smiled grimly., "I don't | s'pose I deserve much thanks," he ! ^ said, "but some men who have lost a ; mule an' been huntin' for it for three 1 days would have- been kinder onery w 'bout that snake. However, gents, there ain't nuthin' mean 'bout me!" w ?Harper's Weekly. ^ h Will Fire Engine Horses Go? r A gasoline fire engine?a hand- r< some one, too?has been made for 11 Hartford, Conn. In a few years the ^ horses will be banished from the en- i Q gine houses, and with them will go a very splendid and handsome feature of the modern fire service. ^ I n 3( Accounting For Death Rate. "I understand there were seven- y teen more deaths in this town last year than there were the yeaT before, j, How do you account for it?" inquired an inquisitive stranger of the Health Commissioner, whom he chanced to ^ meet. T "There were seventeen more aut?- v mobiles," was the quick reply, as he n looked out of the window in time to j, see another victim added to the list. I v ?Judge. I ^ , c Seeing Snakes in Orange County. ^ The warm weather brought out b the black snakes from their winter home in the hills of Orange County, s and the snake hunters had a busy " and profitable time. One farmer r spent a half hour in poking among I the rocks on the south side of a pine e ridge and was rewarded by discovering a total of fourteen snakes, all of t which he killed with a short club' h Of the fourteen, four measured ovetf p six feet, and when transformed bv 1 the tanner will serve as excellent S belts.?Utica Press. | t YOUTH. on't you recall when apples grew, Oil, twice as big as now? 'hen fish, however they were few, Were monster ones somehow? "hen Gaines' mill-dam made a roar As though the waller hurled 'ere gathered in a mighty store From all the wide, wide" world? on't you remember when the treas, The oak trees and the beech, 'ere lost in clouds on days like these And eyes could hardly reach iqir waving tops? When noonday skies Were oh, such deeper blue? rhen Jack's great bean stalk in our eyes Just grew and grew and grew? nd there were bells, so more than fine, Of blue and white and red, pon the morning glory vine That climbed up on the shed, j be a wonder and delight, So fresh and full of dew, j bud and open in a night? I see them now?don't you? on't you remember when the caves * Were thick and full of gloom. 'here captive maidens, once, like slaves, Where chained in same damp room? Tien twilight rustling in the brush Was some fierce beast? A cow was, but cows at dusk are?Hush t I think I hear one'now. >me, take a little trip with me, Forget the things that fret, . >r you may close your eyes and see Some things that I forget. Iiy, IVe seen BluebearcFs hidden room, And Cinderella's shoe! ad I have seen where violets bloom? So blue! So blue! So blue! ?J. W. Foley, in New York Times. SmSa. yuutronnntrcnjunCTnuuu TJutTUutnjtn^UUtruuUguU "Pick out a girl that looks good id strong," said Mrs. Penhatchet, hftn her husband was leaving for wn in the morning. "Don't get one At will be sick half the time, as ilda was." "You forget, my dear," Baid Penitchet, mildly, as he drew on his oves, "that, although Hilda was ck half the time, we had her valu>le services at the gas range the her half of the time. That beats )body at all, doesn't it?" "And be certain to have her out ;re by 11 o'clock,. I may see someing in the advertisements that I 111 want .to go downtown for, and I n't sit around here all day waiting r a girl to come." Having accuuiyutmcu uio mioj.uu the intelligence office and directed e chosen maid to depart immediatefor the Penhatchet flat, even ad.ncing carfare with the laudable inntlon of speeding her on her unfailiar way, Penhatchet was indulging roseate dreams of the dinner she id assured him she was able to preire, when the telephone rang and > found his wife on the other end of e line. ' . "Where on earth is that girl you jre going to send out to me?" she imanded. "Here it is nearly halfist 10 and I haven't seen a sign of !r." "She ought to have been there ng ago," said Penhatchet, "but you low you told me to have her there ' ? II -J r 11. i oeneve i meuuuueu iuai. >ur to her. She'll be there all ?ht," he added consolingly. "Yes, but I won't," said his wife, arply. "I got a telephone message half-past 9 that mother was down :k with a cold and wanted me to me over here. So of course I came er." Penhatchet grew cold as visions of e perfect dinner faded away. "Where are you now?" he demand1. "Aren't you at the flat?" "Certainly not," said Mrs. Penitchet. "I'm over at mother's. I alted until 10 o'clock and then I eked up the house and put the key ider the doormat. The girl can it in if she has any sense." Her husband groaned. "How on irth is she going to know the key under the mat?" he demanded, she may be out there now, sitting l the steps. Don't yod realize that e may lose her? She won't sit ound there all day. She looked to e like just the sort of girl we' have ;en hunting for." "Well, what are you going to do >out it?" asked his wife, sweetly, ifou surely don't expect me to leave other with nobody but Brother Jack id the girls and the servants to look iter her, do you?" Penhatchet breathed hard. "You stay where you are," he touted into the 'phone. "I'll jump ito a taxicab and get right out to the it and let that girl in. I wouldn't ise her now for anything." "Whatever you think best, dear," ild his wife, submissively, "but don't iame me if she telephones for a movig van during the day and has all ir furniture carted away to some arehouse." Penhatchet hung up the receiver ith a bang and dashed into the reet to summon a taxicab, donning is hat and overcoat as he went, here was a cab in sight when he ;ached the street, and in another loment he was tearing toward his istant home, clicking off dimes and uarters on the fare register with :artllng rapidity. He had his head out of the window hen the cab turned his corner, but o welcome eight of a waiting maid srvant greeted his eyes when the teps leading to his flat came into few. "She's gone!" he muttered, as he imped from the cab and hurried into lie hallway. The key was under the mat, but as e inserted it in the lock he hesitated, "he girl could not be in the house ith the key outside, and if she were ot there what object would he have a going in? It would be simply a raste of time, he decided. Tucking tie key into his pocket he slowly limbed into the cab again, and owled back to the office, plunged in itter thoughts. "That's the way with a woman," he narled, as he slammed into his office. Just when you get everything fixed ight they break in with some unooked-for proposition and spoil evrything." He got Mrs. Penhatchet on the elephone an hour or two later when lis temper had cooled sufficiently to iermit of his conversing with the ight of his life in his usual manner. Ihe was still on guard at her mother's ledside. I _____ of the Elder. Country people speak of the elcU tree as "the witches' tree," an planted it near farm buildings an diaries to keep off witches. They als say that the roots should never com near a well, still less grow into it, c the water will be spoiled. Evelyn opinion was also unfavorable. H says: "I do by no means commend tb scent of it, which is very noxious t the air. "We learn from Biesius that a cei tain house in Spain, seated amon many elder trees, diseased and kille nearly all its inhabitants, which, whe at last they were grubbed up, becam a very healthy and wholesome place. Cattle scarcely touch the elder, an the mole is driven away by the seen Carters often placed branches on the! horses' heads to keep off flies. Notl ing will grow well in the company c the elder, and when it has been r< moved and all its roots careful! grubbed up it i6 some few years b< fore the ground becomes perfect! sweet and good for anything. The berries, besides feeding tt birds, make excellent country win< delicious with soda water in summf or taken hot in winter. The wood'i particularly good for skewers, and th curious jews' red fungus grows on e der stumps. A species of elder in th Tyrol is covered with beautiful sea: let berries.?Selborne's Magazine. As to Opium. Aitnougn tne consumpuou 01 up um to excess by members of tt white races is harmful in a high di gree to body and mind, the effect < the drug upon the Far Eastern rac< is a point concerning which no sue dogmatic statement can be made. C course, there are to be found in Asi among the native population thoi sands of men and women who ai slaves to the habit and who ai thereby demoralized in mind ac ruined in constitution. On the oth< | hand, there are immense numbei of people who while accustomed 1 take opium daily consume the dru in moderate quantities and exhib no evil effects from the practice. I: deed, Mr. Rudyard Kipling son years ago stated .that in his bell the moderate consumption of opiu did good rather than harm to tl native population of India. In fac the consumption of opium by tl Asian people may be compared n< inaptly to the consumption of ale hoi by .the Europeans. Both hai through generations of practice a quired a certain immunity to tl drugs. This, however, does ni prove that alcohol and opium are ni harmful but that narcotics of ax description exert an especially m lign influence upon virgin soil. Th consumption of opium by white pe pie is invariable attended with tl most disastrous consequences ar every available step should be tak< to discountenance and put down tl habit.?Madical Record. "Robinson Caruso." The late Arthur William A' Becke was one of the best known journalis in England. Beyond the permist bility of a doubt he was one of tl ablest editors who ever filled an ec torial position on the London Punc Shortly before his death he told tl following futiny incident of the tic when he was once having a pleasa chat, with a Dolitical friend about tl opera and the chances of Caruso sin ing at an early date: " 'Did you hear him last year ye at Covent Garden?' I asked. " 'Well, no,' said my politic friend. 'What was his name?' " 'Caruso,' I replied. 'You knc Caruso?the celebrated singer C ruso?' " 'Ah, to be sure, Caruso! I wo der if he be any relation to Robinsi Crusoe?' "?Judge. When the Dowager Empress Russia travels?and she goes yeai to Biarritz and to London to visit h sister?she is always attended Cossacks in their picturesque ui form. I walked in." said the nonchalar stranger; "ye would't have me alttii outside the door all day, would ye? Mrs. Penhatchet looked at her hu! band and thought she detected malicious gleam in his eye. "Very well," she said, stiffly, to he new servant. "We won't need an: thing else this evening. What is you name?"?New Haven Register. THE WITCHES' TREE. Snn<>r<stiHnnc TlAffardinff th? Tnfltlpnr "You'd better come downtown an meet me about dinner time," he sai< "and we'll dine together. That gi: went out there, I suppose, and the continued on her way when she foun nobody at home." "Why can't you come up to motl er's to dinner?" asked Mrs. Pei hatchet sweetly. "No, not for mine!" announced h? husband decidedly. "I've had enoug to try my temper to-day without tr: ing to eat in a house where somebod is sick, with everybody waiting o 'em. Your mother can spare you fc the rest of the evening and we migl as well add on the expense of dinnt downtown to my cab bill. I'm nc going out to that empty flat?I war i something good to eat for a change, i **?** The dinner was a success, th check was $3.40, the tip was fort cents and Penhatchet was at peac I with all the world when they rod home on the elevated. Mrs. Pei hatchet's spirits rose as she felt ai sured that they would get a mai next day who would be eminent! satisfactory. "I don't care whether we do or no to tell the truth," said her husban< opening the door of the flat. "We ca scratch along somehow for a fe days?" He was interrupted by a screai from his wife, who had spied a gaui female figure striding toward thei from the rear of the flat. "Xrood avenin'," said the figure. * thought yeeB were never comii home, so I had me dinner." "It's the girl!" gasped Penhatche How did you get in?" demande Mrs. Penhatchet. "Qnra tho Hoolr Hnnr waa nnpn ?t !r straight lines in front and semi-fit-1 d ting in the back. With a necklace of | d antique gold and a chaplet of gold 10 8 OS Steak en C ass erode.|r CSm o !' more, if family is large s *c3 S salted, peppered and roll 6 as C earthen baking disli or < ;e v i flour between the layers 3 - J' large ones and stick eig o ? them up about evenly. C r" 53 a I and bake two hours. T fj W ~ ) that It can be pulled apai S3 ? ! a Sravy, so that when the n CD } serve also. The baking c . leaves incrusted with diamonds, the t wife of the Secretary of State pre^ sented as regal a figure as one might t_ see at the court of St. James. One )f distinctive feature or the gown was a ^ wide embroidered sash of the lace covered satin, which began in a tiny strip at the waist on each side of the front panel and gradually widened until it was a full half yard above the hem. A deep fringe of gold g reached just to the hem.?New York ' Press. is ?? e Newest Umbrellas. 1- The correct size for women this ie season is twenty-six inches, r- Colors are fashionable, and dark red, dark green, taupe and odd look, ing grays are the most popular. To have a harmony, or an interesting contrast, with the gown, dulllooking old rose and catawba shades ie may be had, with long handles decos" rated in gold, silver and ivory. Long, slender handles of silver are JS neat and suitable to any time of day and any costume. ^ Mother of pearl handles or insets la are out of favor, having given place j x~ in most cases to ivory. "e There are also handles of carved j ? 3 ?*~ tiroii oa hanHlpq nf Tnnrfi ~ lean-wuuu, a a 0.0 1C* eccentric design; carved animal j 3r heads for example, with mock jewels I rs for eyes. :o The rods and ribs of the umbrellas '8 for women are so fine that when the umbrella is closely rolled it can hard-J a' ly be distinguished from a walking ie I cane. e* The hook handles are especially 131 serviceable, and not expensive when ie made of gun metal. ? New Haven Register. ie _______ ^ Canal an Aid to Matrimony. /e Mrs. Jacob McGavock Dickinson, c. wife of the Secretary of War, who :e has recently returned from the Canal vnna oovo hpr visit was a most en 0t tertalning experience, and she is one ! iy of the most traveled women in puba. lie life. She took an absorbing interis est in the Government laundry and 0. J social organizations which are trying 10 to amuse the diggers. Like other visid itors to the zone, she found the ;n amusement problem the most difficult 1B which the projectors of the canal have on hand. Reading clubs, orchestras, lecture courses, all are doing a part in keeping the workmen contented, but still they miss the 'tt pleasures of civilization. A year or ta two in Panama inclines tne mwi Ji" hardened bachelor toward matriae mony, Mrs. Dickinson was told by women in Colon. Many youths ask k- for leave of absence to go home and get married, which is granted. It ae would seem a good policy if when a n* man marries he is permitted to go 116 home with his wife after serving a g- year and be replaced by a bachelor. This might adjust the problem of ai more women than men in New England.?-New York Press. a| Shall We Rouge? >w _ The question is constantly being asked is it wrong to rouge? The ann_ swer as given to-day will be very dlf3Q ferent than if it. had been asked of our mothers r.nd grandmothers. Few will be found nowadays who would reply in the affirmative. It is entirely ot a question of good taste, not of ly morals. er If one's nose be hopelessly red or by skin sallow a touch of rouge artistiii. cally applied to the cheeks is a certain improvement. With dead black h Mrs. Belmont, Suffragette. ' The Rev. Anna ?haw, National y President of the Woman Suffrage Al)r liance, has returned from London. Mrs. Shaw has been in London at>r tending the International Suffragist ^ Congress. While there she was the it guest of the Duchess of Marlborough ? and spent some time with Mrs. O. !l. P. Belmont. She is the authority for the statement that Mrs. Belmont on her return to America will take an ac;e tive part in the campaign to give wo' men the right of suffrage. l/C Julia Ward Howe at Ninety, d Surrounded by her children and y grandchildren, Mrs. Julia Ward Howe celebrated her ninetieth birthday in t# her Beacon street home, Boston. Despite her advanced age the famous n writer is in full possession of her or faculties and mental keenness, and still manifests great interest in all m the great public questions of the day. !t The feebleness of age, however, renin dered it imperative that Mrs. Howe forego a public observance of her an J niversary. She held, however, a rei' ception for her intimate friends. Assisting Mrs. Howe were her four livt. ing children, Mrs. Maud Howe Ellid ott, who came all the way from Mes. sina, Sicily, to attend the celebralion; Mrs. Laura E. Richards, Mrs. D. P. it Hall and Professor H. M. Howe, ff i' Columbia University. ft * ?3 Mrs. Knox in Striding Gown. a Mrs. Philander C. Knox wore one of the most striking costumes seen !r during the season at the dinner in f* Washington, D. C:, to the Latin ir American contingent of the Diplomatic Corps. It was of French lace over gold colored satin, and the designs of the lace were almost completely covered with tiny gold beads ;e ?real gold at that?one of the latest and most expensive of Paris fads. The gown is princess, with long, nn hair and ghastly pallor no one woulc blame a girl for touching up her ^ac? to prevent a sickly look. If yie'i liver refuses to act and sudden sallow ness confronts one for an importan function, what harm is there in bring ing art to the rescue? The thing is it must be art, art s< high that it seems nature. The rea son rouging has fallen into discredi is because it is generally badly done Many women show as much discrim ination in painting their cheeks as i they were doing a tin roof. They usi cheap rouges, have no knowledge o anatomy, or light and shade, an< never think of toning down edge: with cotton or a dash of powder. Art fully understood is never ti bad taste If It becomes a necessity Gut that is quite different from girl: with the freshness of youth blondini their hair and rouging until the: would be shocked at the impressioi they create. All women, girls especially, shouli try diet, exercise and regular llvinj as beauty makers before resorting t more questionable means. The flusl of health and the bright eyes an< -1 -l'<? Via* frtllnm nn flfti VP Uf Ultra* BlklU mat 4VKvn ? ? . full of wholesome Interests are mucl more charming than any rouge, kob or peroxide, however artistically ap plied.?New York Press. A Craze For Scarfs. There is no gainsaying the popular ity of the scarf. With both day an evening costumes It is a prominen feature, and there are many new d*= tails of its use which point to an evei more extended vogue. In the first place these is grf^a variety. Scarfs are now shown 1 many different materials?in nets embroidered and plain, in chiffor crepe, satin, cashmere de sole ?n lace. They are braided, embrolderec beaded, spangled, printed in desig and ornamented with hammere metal work. Not only do they show increa?in length and ornamentation, but Is ?One pound of round steak (or ) cut up into-pieces for serving, led in flour. Lay the pieces in an lasserole and sprinkle lightly with t. Peel four small onions or two * ' A -1 1 ? ? A I *?< nt to ten ciovca iu mcui, u?ium6 3over with cold water or just warm he meat will be cooked so tender t by a fork and the'flour will make i meat Is done the gravy Is ready to' lish must be tightly coverod. creasing width also, says the Dr Goods Economist, some of them beln so wide as to assume almost the fori of a mantle. With day dress the scarf otte matches the hat, and with evenln costume may be of the same materfc as the dress. Both these points ar distinctly new and are indicative of far reaching vogue. Scrafs which match the dresse are made of chiffon, satin and casl mere de sole. A notable instance c matching scarf with evening costum was seen in a debutante's toilet c pale blue chiffon, with woven bord? of broad, satin stripes. This borde formed the trimming, and the wra or scarf was formed of a full widt of the chiffon, showing the border o each side draped in bedouin sty] and worn carelessly over the shou ders throughout the evening. Many of the new scarfs are fring trimmed. Very beautiful are thos made of the coarse mesh nets of bot silk and metal trimmed with heav - * t i. "VTo n iringes maae irorn ia.uet uiaiu. mau of the scarfs are draped in the b< douin cape style at the back, the poit being weighted with a tassel. Th drapery gives a more graceful outlic to the scarf when worn and makes more becoming. Other novelty forms show the scai shirred or pleated in the centre bacl where it is held in shape by a larg ornament of rich embroidery. Th increased favor shown the hammere metal scarf is very apparent. Entii evening mantles and coats are forme of these set together in artistic d< sign. ^^fTiyZZfT^l Hat feathers are long and stand a most straight up. Bright colors lead for afternoo and evening gowns. Black shoes are taboo for anythin like dress costumes. Square buclcels are the favoril for ties and slippers. New turbans are one and all larg and a majority of the smartest ai simply trimmed. Raffia bags may be had attache to raffia belts. The buckle belt, to< is raffia covered. Gold and silver chatelaine bags ai in bad form for tailor mades and otl er forenoon wear. For this season's wear the fashio ia hand wrought bags of linen, wit parasol to correspond. Paris has a fancy?which may we be imitated here?of finishing a sorts of tussore gowns with tic bands of black satin. The favorite morning hat is tt coarse straw, large, simple in shap< and trimmed with great wings < brilliant plumaged birds. Children's patent leather shoe with th'i uppers of white kid, ai worr on dressy occasions. Stockint of white are the proper oolor. WJlfi sleeveless evening froct scarf* of tulle or chiffon are ofte worn, tied about the arm half wa betwen the shoulder and elbow. The individual linen pockets c bags worn with the summer gowr are frequently fastened with corc drawn through embroidered eyelet A Quick Lunch Enter, Set. I Napkin? > Wet. Order: Mush; Gobble, t Rush! Water, Pie; Exit? ) Fly! ?Poe Cone, in Boston Herald A Philosopher. "Why are you so enthusiastic f about pedestrianism?" t g "Because I can't afford an auto." ( ??Louisville Courier-Journal. 1 5 Education. "What lesson did you learn from 1 this new problem novel?" "Not to read any more book* by s the same author."?Cleveland Lead-S er. f a An Important Item. "Will this Alaska-Yukon Exposi* tion be a success?" 5 "Dunno. wave tney taougnt up a a good name for the Midway?"?Louis^ ville Courier-Journal. e Plenty of Gossip. "Going away this summer?" "I suppose so, but it really seems useless. There's a good deal of scandal right around home just now."? Louisville Courier-Journal 1 n s \ A Suggestion. j "I want a piece of meat without any t bone, fat or gristle," said the bride h on her first marketing "trip. Q "Yes, madam," replied the butcher. "I would suggest that you take an t egg."?Ladies' Home Journal. n , A Flftreback. i, "Polly want a cracker?" d "Polly decidedly does not," rel, plied the dignified bird.' "Polly n would, however, accept a caviar d sandwich, or a bit of pate de foie gras."?Louisville Courier-Journal, g l- .Human NatHre. -s "Everybody feels that he ougnt to see Shakespeare." "Well?" '*1 suspect that it is one of the reasons why Shakespeare .doesn't draw better."?Louisville CourierJournal. Why is This? "Barber shops have lots of innovations Just now; new apparatus, electric machinery; everything is down to date with them." y "Yet they comb your hair just as S they did in 184C."?Louisville Cour11 Ier-Journal. n In a Big Trial. ? "The law's delays are often no fault of the law." "Then what causes these postponements?" "The dressmakers can't get the gowns ready in time." ? Louisville 1 Courier-Journal. 10 | _ . i In Disguise. >r I "Do you mean to say that you ?r 1 flirted with your wife all the evening ,p ! at the masked ball and didn't know h heir?" n | "That's right. But she was so [e ' deuced agreeable?how was I to know 1- | her?"?Cleveland Leader. ;e j Hard to Choose. ie I "Why can't she make a choice beh | tween her suitors?" y I "Well, one of them is a press agent. iy His language is very attractive. But 2- the other is a traveling salesman, and he treats her as if she were a 13 big buyer."?Kansas City Journal. LQ Don't Bother the Boy.' "When my office boy fails to show up, I accept no excuse othej; than that of sickness or death in the family." ? - "Sounds like a good plan." "It is. He always has such an ex? ? cuse."?Louisville Courier-Journal, d ______ As Babies Do. "They're very natural." "What are?" "These dolls that close their eyes when you put them to bed." "I see nothing natural about that. It would be natural if they opened their eyes and yelled."?Louisville I Courier-Journal. I j_ A Mistake. "Waiter," said a guest at a hotel as he inspected his bill before leavn ing, "there is one item omitted." "What item, sir?" inquired the S waiter. "The manager said 'Good mornle ing' to me yesterday and has forgotten to charge for it!",?Tit-Bits. e, .e An Idealist'^ Purpose. "And suppose the world's wealth ;<j were distributed among individuals 3 as you desire; what would you do with your share?" "I'd start a business of *iy own," e said the Socialist, "and anass a competency that would relieve me from dependence on the precarious profits n of lecturing."?Washington Star. h I Occasions of Real Sport. 11 I "I don't seem to be getting my U I money's worth out of my motor car," ty I said Mr. Chuggins. "I wonder what I can do to get up a little more real te sport out of it?" e, "My suggestion," replied Miss Cayjf enne, "would be to persuade your chauffeur to take you along on a joy S( ride."?Washington Star. e ,s A Sure Sign. "What Is the sign when a man g, parts his hair in the middle?" said a the old fellow in the front row of y the orchestra to a friend loud enough to be heard by the young man just behind them. 1 "It's a sign that he's not baldheaded," replied the young man, 9 leaning forward. ? Yonkers States^ man . ' : r" VFamous Institution Passing. The Five Points House of Industry, which gives away to business encroachment, has stood for half a century, at once a memorial to one of New York's darkest social eras and a monument to a philanthropy which long ago effaced the old stain on the r city's reputation due to the world-notorious cross roads of crime. A list of the boy graduates of this sheltering institution who grew up to-become good citizens and fill posts of honor would make interesting reading.?New Yoijk World. , ! Catching Cod Off Cape May. Hundreds of pounds of codfish are being caught daily off the coast of Cape May County. Many of the pound fishermen during the winter months go into the cod fishing on a large scale. Some of their lines have as many as eight hundred hooka, and many of them four or five hundred. They are baited with surf clams, which sell' for fifty cents a bushel.?Cape Mar Herald. <To Enjoy the foil confidence of the Well-informed of the World and the Commendation of the most eminent physicians it was essential that the component parts of Syrup of FigB and Elixir of Senna should be known to and approved by them; therefore, the California Fig Syrup Co. pub* lishea a full statement with every package. v\ The perfect purity and uniformity of pro-" < . duct, which they demand in a laxative ' remedy of an ethical character, are assured ey the Company's original method of manufacture known to the Company only. , The figs of California are used in the production of Syrup of Figs and Elixir of i 3enna to nmmota th? nlpft.ia.nt taste, but (be medicinal principles are obtained from plant* known to art most beneficially. To get its beneficial effects always buy the genuine?manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co. only, and for sals ^ by all leading druggiits. * If you but knew what harsh cathartics do, you'd always use.Cascarets. Candy tablets, vegetable and mild. Yet just as effective as salts and calomel. Take one when you need it Stop the trouble promptly. Never wait till night 852 Ve?t-pocket box, 10 cents?at dni*-*tOT?a. . Each tablet of the genuine la marked CCC. Delegate From Unfed BiMs. The presence of a large blue pigeon In room 718 of the Auditorium Hotel last night, occupied by Joseph Tucker, created comment until it waa sxplalned by Miss Margaret O'Reilly, the cashier, who said the bird came c? mAfli fvs\m Mi? Tunlror kur no uan.r uicai iivm m.i . w Mr. Tucker each morning feeds a ' targe bun to the pigeons that flock to his window in the Rookery building. Yesterday morning he forgot the bun and the pigeon found in his room last night was believed by Miss 0"Reilly to be a delegate from the Sock come to ask explanations as to the breakfast that failed to appear. Mr. Tucker fed the bird and promised not to forget next time.?Chicago Tribune. Gladstone*^ Four Great Masters.. The figure of Aristotle by the eminent sculptor G. Walker has recent- ' ly been placed in the niche prepared I for it outside th'e south wall of the residence. It is the gift of Dean Lincoln and Mrs. Wickham. The four niches outside St. Deinols are Intended for the figures of those four great men who were regarded by Mr. , Gladstone as his chief masters?Aristotle, St. Augustine, Dante and Bishop Butler. Three are now in position, all of them the work of Mr. Walker. It only remains for that of Bishop Butler to be given to j complete the set.?Hawarden Parish Magazine. - . Women Draw Large Salaries. Probably the highest paid women j in the United States Civil Service are | two young women translators' of I French and Spanish, employed at the ! bureau of American republics. They ' receive $2400 a year. "Good" ?t Breakfast, Lunch or Supper Delicious Post Toasties l A new- dainty of pearly white ??/\p? h? malrprc nf Postum |)VIN} Vy >MW v WW www.. and Grape-Nuts. T.oasties are fully cooked'^ rolled into thin wafers and ; toasted. a crisp, grolden-brown. | Ready to .cat direct Jrora the ; box with 'cream or goocfmilk; | The'esQuIsite flavour^ andcrisp I tenderness delights the-?most j fastidious epicure or invalid. "The Taste Lingers'* papular pk?.:ioc. Large Family size 15$ Sold faL'Grocers. - -