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THE SOXG OF THE AUTOMOBILE.
I am humming along, I am sinking a song,
| I am merrily clipping the miles.
Till the road all the way is a ribbon of
. pwWith
a blur for the fences and stiles.
There are horses behind that I passed like
the wind,
Their chagrin thev cannot conceal.
At having to take all the dust that I make,
For I am ac. automobile.
O! where is the car on this giddy old star
That can match me for beauty and
speed ?
It must be allowed I've a right to be
proud,
Since I'm always the one in the lead.
There is nothing so fast in this universe,
vast
As my bodv of scarlet and steel,
The wind and the swallow behind me must
follow.
For I am an automobile.
?Minna Irving, in Gunter's Magazine.
y The True Story y
U ofaStory. M
By VICTOR KAUFFMANN.
This is the true story of a story
that will not down. It had its beginning
more than seventeen years ago,
and to all intents and purposes it is
as fresh to-day as it ever was.
In 1S91 I was a reporter on a
Washington evening paper. On a day
in October of that year, during an
unusually heavy wind and rain storm
that swept over the city, really a hur.
ricane, a large building on F street
that was being erected for a music
hall was blown down and several
persons were either killed or injured.
In a very few minutes I was on the
spot watching the police and firemen
in the work of removing the debris
and rescuing the victims. I must
have sat down upon a green wall, for
on my way home from the office that
afternoon a friend called my attention
to the fact that the rear of my
trousers was badly marked with plas
ter.
Now I was particularly pleased
with that pair of trousers, for they j
had but recently been made for me
by a New York tailor, and were the J
most "costly raiment" that I had ever j
Indulged in. So that evening I left
word that when John Quander, a
colored handy-man, came in the
morning to black the boots and incidentally
to rouse me for the day's
toil, he was to give that garment a
very thorough cleaning.
The next morning, when John had
rapped on my door the customary
length of time, the following conversation
ensued:
" 'Deed, sir, I can't get them pants
cleaned nohow. I done bresh 'em, 'n'
use a wet rag, 'n' soap 'n' water, but
I can't get 'em clean nohow."
"John, have you tried ammonia?"
"No, sir, I haven't; but I know
they'd fit me first rate."
Now I thought then and still think
that that was the best pun in the
English language, especially as the
perpetrator was so thoroughly innocent.
I sent the story with a suggestion
for an illustration to a leading
New York weekly. I received no re
piy; duc a iew weess icusi me
with an illustration such as I had
outlined, did appear in another wellknown
periodical. I presume some
friend who had heard me tell it had
forestalled me, and had reaped the
reward I had thought was mine.
However that may be, that story is
still going the rounds of the press, and
*ropping up as a brand-new story
with remarkable regularity. A few
years ago, when I was in Florida, I
saw the story in a Philadelphia paper
ascribed to Representative John
Sharp Williams. Again I saw it in
i Chicago daily credited to the son of
& famous Milwaukee brewer who had
a valet. That was the only difference.
It has appeared at intervals
4n New York, usually laid at the
doors of some "well-known visitor at
a prominent up-town hotel." It has
tome to be a part of the stock in
*rade of many professional interviewers,
who, wheu short of fresh material,
ring it in in their "Hotel Corridors"
column as told by some illustrious
guest at a leading hotel.
And so it goes.
Some fifteen years ago a Washing- j
ton lady told the story at a luncheon, |
only she finished it up something like j
this:
"John, have you tried cleanolio?"' |
"No, sir, I haven't; but I know |
they'd fit me first rate."
And she wondered why it fell so j
flat, for she had heard it told by I
Elinor McCartney Lane, the novelist ]
' and playwright, and always with j
great success. Mrs. Lane first heard
the story a day or two after it "oc- j
curred," and for more than seventeen
years now it has occupied a prominent
place in her repertoire. It is the j
only old story she tells.
In the spring of 1907 I was at the
Grand Canor in Arizona, and there
met a very brilliant young woman
from Los Angeles, who was one of
the best story-tellers I have ever
known. We swapped yarns to our
mutual satisfaction, but I saved
"mine own" for the last and best.
Finally I sprang it in what I thought
was my very best style, but there was
nothing doing. In despair I repeated
it flprpntinp- the nmnf Thnc "Uovo
you tried ammonia?have you tried
'em on you. See?"
With a wistful look across the
great chasm she merely said:
"Please do not ask me to laugh at
that story. I had to laugh at it at
seven dinner parties in San Francisco
last winter, and each time the teller
insisted it had happened to him."
This summer, when I was in New
England, this same young woman
sent me an August number of a popular
magazine, in which my story
again saw the light of day.
Last winter my brother was at a
dinner given by the Men's Society of
the Church of the Covenant, which in
years gone by has sometimes been
known as the "Church of the Government."
A gentleman sitting at his
right told him that selfsame story as
having happened to him, and a few
minutes later one of the chief speakers
of the evening incorporated it in
his address as a personal experience.
I have never seen the story in London
Punch, but I am sure that by the
time it shall have reached its majority,
four years hence, the editors will
have appreciated its merits, and that
1 shall have the pleasure of seeing
in American papers reproduced, w
due credit, from that famous Engli
weekly. Only I am afraid they w
substitute methylated spirits for a
monia.
Now, what I want to know is th
Will any one now believe that this
really my story, and that it actua
happened to me about 7.15 o'clo
on the morning of November I
1S91?
In conclusion, let me say that
have leased telling the story.?H<
per's Weekly.
?
Has Immigration
2 Debased Us?
seotaetaiMeiocei
"In this country," says Profess
E. A. Ross, discussing "The Outlo
for Plain Folk," in Everybody's, "t
thronging in from the backward, 1
nighted lands hurts socially the ca
ing and circles that the immigrai
enter. Their habits cause America
to shrink from them as from a low
caste. Their helplessness invites c
pression. Certain official brutaliti
peculiar to us?white peonage, p
lice clubbing, the 'sweat-box,' t
'third degree,' the convict-lease s:
tem?got their start in the abuse
the friendless alien. Their wage-ci
ting, 'scabbing,' and strike-breaki
foment violence, which leads to t
ready bayonet, State coustabularii
and the denial of home rule to citi<
Their political crudeness brings 1
proach on democratic institutioi
Their clannishness delivers them
the shrewd boss who gives them 're
resentation' on his ticket. Final!
our increasing diversity in blood a;
tradition, by permitting race prej
dice to be played upon, divides a:
weakens the people in their fight f
self-government.
41 Nor is this all.
"The startling inequalities
wealth that have sprung up in a ge
eration threaten to establish class d:
tinctions hostile to democracy. F
the tendency of such abysmal co
trasts is this: The ultra-rich vie
extravagance. The spectacle of thf
baronial estates, princely houses, li
eried lackeys, Sybaritic luxury, ai
elaborate ostentation infects W
the worthy with the worship
wealth. Success comes to be mea
ured by the sheer cash standard. T]
young and ambitious realize ic, ai
shape their course accordingly. Pe
pie fall apart into as many soci
.v
groups as mere are siyies 01 uvm
and forget how to meet their felloe
on ,the level. The rule Is, snobbis
ness toward those below you, ai
toadyism toward those above yo
The rich are gangrened with prid
the poor with envy. There is ]
longer a public opinion, there a
only clashing class opinions. Hone
labor is felt to be more disgracef
than mean parasitism. The toilii
millions cease to be respected, evi
by themselves. The upper class
claim and are conceded the right
lead, finally the right to govern.
"Such would be the course of tl
malady. Unless democracy men
the distribution of wealth, the m?
distribution oi wealth will ei
democracy. ,
"And yet?summing up?the bi
auce inclines in favor of democrac
The forces on its side reach deepe
they are civilizational. The swari
ing in of low-grade immigrants ai
the mal-distribution of wealth a
manageable things. They can be,
fact elsewhere have been, successful
dealt with by organized societ
They are matters for statesmanshi
So it is more likely that democrat
will cut the roots of privilege tin
that privilege will cut the roots
democracy.
"Let the half-stifled muck-rake
the faltering soldier of the commi
good, the down-hearted reform
leave his trench for a moment ai
climb to the hilltop that looks out <
all the peoples and on all the fore
of the age.
"He will see that 'the lips of tl
morning are reddening!' "
Haunted House in the Capital.
At the corner of Thirteenth and
streets, in what used to be the mo
fashionable part of Washingto
stands an imposing mansion whii
was built not long after the war
a certain Colonel L , a man
considerable fortune. He w
stricken with a mortal illness n
! long after the house was finished, ai
| the doctors told him that he mu
[ die. Being greatly in love with lil
however, and possessing so much
make it enjoyable, he declared th
he would not give it up. Resistii
j stoutly the approach of death, :
I shrieked and blasphemed so loud
I to attract the attention of the euti
j neighborhood. Nevertheless, t'
I grim enemy carried him off final
and the funeral was hardly ovt
j when his ghost made its first appea
i ance. Afterwards it was seen i
many occasions in various parts
the house, especially in the lihrai
and so persistently did it haunt t
premises that servants could hard
be induced to remain. At one tir
the mansion was occupied by t
Spanish minister, who told remar
able stories of things apparently s
pernatural which he witnessed.?T
: Illustrated Sunday Magazine.
The Walrus' Defenses.
A full grown walrus will weigh
much as 2000 pounds; a mountai
. ous mass of muscle and blubber, sa
the St. Nicholas. He is armed wi
tusks of ivory, sometimes two feet
length, and when from his uprear
bulk these formidable weapons a
! plunged downward upon an enen
! they are as resistless as the drop
a guillotine. Such a thick layer
blubber lies under the skin that
is practically clad in an armor i:
pervious to teeth and claws alii
So. unless the bear is greatly favor
by luck, he has little chance to ov<
throw his antagonist.
Evening Thought.
Best of all is it to preserve evci
thiug in a pure, still heart, and ]
there be for every pulse a thanksg:
ing and for every breath a song. T
worship most acceptable to God com
from a thankful and a cheerful hea
?Plutarch.
lly
clc New York City.?Just such pretf
>4f blouses as ,this one are In great, di
mand for young girls, and are charn
I ingly youthful in effect. This one
lr. tucked on exceptionally becomin
lines, and includes a little chemisetl
that is always dainty, while It allo^
lA a choice of plain or tucked sleeve
In the illustration it is cut off at tfc
J Empire waist line, but whether
? 6hall be finished in that way or i
the natural Urns is a question for eac
of individual to decide. In either cas
n- it is charmingly graceful, and it
is- adapted to every material that is thi
or | enough to be tucked with success, fc
n- it can be lined or unlined and const
in quently suits lingerie fabrics and tfc
;ir like quite as well as silk. In the i
v- lustration, however, crepe de cMr
ad Is combined with banding aud with
en lace chemisette. If a guimpe effe<
of Is wanted the sleeves could be mad
is- '
lie
- ' MUfh
to match the chemisette in place <
rr the blouse.
The waist is made with the fltte
3 lining, which is optional with tl
^ | front and back portions. It is tucke
I on indicated lines. When the linir
(j j is used it is faced to form the chem
j sette, but when it is omitted thiB la
I ter is attached to the blouse, tl
?. ! joining being concealed by the trin
11 I ming. When finished at the Bmpii
? j waist line the waist is cut off to tt
e' I necessary depth, and can either I
? i worn with the skirt illustrated (
a* j with any similar one. When extern
[Is | ed to the natural waist line it ri
hp r
quires only the usual finish of ar
as pretty belt or girdle. Both sleov<
'e are cut in one piece each.
j The quantity of material require
*v for the sixteen-year size is four an
>r' and an eighth yards twenty-one c
11" twenty-four, two and a half yarc
DIJ thirty-two or forty-four inches wid
with two and three-eighth yards <
banding, five-eighth yard eightee
inches wide for the chemisette,
iiy
Short and Long Sleeve.
Notwithstanding that long sleev<
have been declared modish for a
^ ~ but ball gowns, one sees short sleev*
in the majority of theatre frocks, an
there is no gainsaying the fact ths
they are prettier, their grace ei
hanced by the long glove rippling 1
us above the elbow. The short glove
in- really hideous in the evening, an
ys long sleeves do not convey the idc
th of full dress, no matter how elabo:
<n ofnhr mnHo r?rvr? nf n?h a + choor mnfi
ed | rials. It is encouraging to see thi
re J American women have the Indepem
iy, | ence to revert to what is becomlri
of and graceful, rather than to follo\
of sheeplike, wherever French makei
he choose to lead.
in
te- Paisley Tones.
A picturesque coat of printed cr
Jr" tonne in faint Paisley coloring, tf
prevailing hues being old rose at
brown on an ivory ground, was woi
over a white lingerie frock, with
v- leghorn hat lined with black an
let trimmed with a rather new garnitui
iv- consisting of many small feathers :
he a multiplicity of coloring to cnri
ies out the Paisley scheme, all softly ar
rt. artistically blended.
Mom
:y Bags Follow Suit Cases.
^ The fashion is tending toward
1_ traveling bag3 instead of suit cases.
is
K Tendency to Colors.
There is a marked tendency toward
the use of fancy silks in pompadour
" colorings.
i i Bowknots For Hatpins.
Bowknots made of cut Jet, brilliants
or cut glass stone are now used
for hatpins.
* Punctured Cloth.
There is a broadcloth trimming
now in use which is covered with a
design in holes. These are made with
a stiletto. It is called punctured
cloth, and Is used for revers, waistcoats
and panels on skirts and coats.
In Stripes.
For two years the combination of
self-toned stripes or those of solid,
harmonizing colors has been a commonplace
design. Now we havo a
new thing in stripes. Next to one of
a solid color is another one of plaid.
Each is about two inches wide. The
material in which it is brought out .
most conspicuously is called pliss. It ?
is quite soft, and the introduction of
this plaid stripe is not as jarring as
it sounds. It makes up prettily for
house gowns.
Blouse or Shirt Waist.
The shirt waist that is made with
tucks over the shoulders is a very
generally becoming one, and this
h model 1b adapted to the entire range
se of fashionable materials. It can be
is utilized for the heavier ones, and
n made in shirt waist style with regu>r
lation sleeves, and it can be utilized
a- for more dainty materials of a dresste
ier sort and made with the plain one1
piece sleeves that make fhe latest
le decree of fashion. Again the plain
a surface between the tucks and the
jt front affords excellent opportunity
ie for the embroidery that is so much
)f liked, and the blouse can be treated
in this way or left plain, or can be
id trimmed with insertions or finished
ia <n anv xeav that mav suit the indi?
id vldual fancy. If the fashionable cotig
ton crepe or similar material Is utll1
Ized, the sleeves can be inset with int
sertlon or made elaborate In some
ie similar way, and trimmed sleeves
l- make a feature of the more dressy
:e waists, although the simpler ones
ie are made quite plain and severe.
>e The waist is made with front and
jr backs. There are tucks over the
I- shoulders, and the neck is finished
B- with a neck band. It can be worn
iy with regulation collars of the mate;s
rial or separate ones as liked. Both
the plain sleeves and the regulation
!d ones are cut in one-piece each, and
id the regulation sleeves are gathered
>r at their lower edges and finished with
Is straight cuffs.
e, For the medium size will be re
re quired foul and an eighth yards ot
ln material, twenty-one or twenty-four.
*y two and seven-eighth yards thirty- ]
id two or two yards fortv-four inchuf
wide.
Old Hermit Quits
Blizzard Drives Him Frc
Companionship Other
That Have Been His PI;
and Has It Out at Inte
After residing for over forty years
in a hole in the ground John Jones,
the hermit of the Charlton Valley,
' crept out of his burrow last week
and sought refuge from the blizzard
with his Welsh friend, Dave Jones,
writes the New Cambria (Mo.) correspondent
of the New York Sun.
Jones the hermit had weathered
other blizzards, many of them more
severe than the present, and fattened
1 on them. But as the sunset of his
life came on the howling winds, the
bare trees and the snow covered hills
fllook dreadfully lonesome. When the
p 2re of youth burns low the wilderness
is filled with grotesque shapes.
The hermit was beginning to see
them, and he yearned for the presence
of humankind. He has many
i friends in town and ample means to
build and furnish a comfortable
UUUiC IUC1C, UUk uc uao utv^u o\j
in the brush and hills that he has become
a child of nature. The rabbits
and squirrels which played about his
queer dugout were not afraid of him,
and soon became so intimate that
they would venture into the rude
home about feeding time. ;
The little animals of the forest
and children seemed to be the only
things the Old hermit ever loved. His
nature partakes of theirs. In manner
he is as gentle and low spoken as
a woman. Instead of hardening him
the wild, rugged life of the hills and
woods has subdued him. He took
great pride in his modest^home and
the simple arrangements he had made
for warmth and comfort. The bed,
placed high like the upper berth in a
sleeping car, is reached by a short
ladder. A thickly thatched roof
could resist the fiercest storm that
ever swept over any country. The
greater part of the hermit's domicile
Ie under ground. Its original character
was that of the homesteader's
dugout when Government land was
awaiting them forty or fifty years
ago. At a short distance the thing
looks like a careiuny laici naysiacn.
The entrance is like that into a
"slope" mine. A few steps down and
you are in a dirty entry, packed hard,
with shelving containing a wider diversity
of articles than could ha
found in the "Old Curiosity Shop."
In his forty years of hermit life Mr.
Jones has allowed nothing to go to
waste. The worn out shoes he wore,
in building the dugout are on a shelf
and the remains of subsequent pairs
besfde them. Everything, needle,
pin, button, string, screw or nail that
he ever ran across, is carefully placed
among the assortment of the earth's
cast-off armor. ,
No one has ever heard the old man
of the woods tell a lie. No one has
ever heard him swear, and no one
has ever detected him in a di?honest
transaction. For years Mr. Jono* has
been a money lender. He is now said
to be worth f 2 0,000, exclusive of his
cave, which would inventory about
$2, unless Mr. Jones would make the
Inventory. He would likely run it up
into the thousands?that job let of
faded finery, tin pans and things.
Mr. Jones' first commercial deal
was taking a basket of strawberries
to the New Cambria market. He
sold out at a good price, and kept the
i money. There is no record of his
ever having spent any for himself in
all the year. Having sold the strawberries
he brought another backet
load, and likewise disposed of them.
More coin for the little tin boi hidden
j away in the cave. From strawberries
he branched out 10 raising puiatuen,
turnips, lettuce?garden truck of all
sorts. He brought walnuts, hickory
COMPRESSED AIR .
'AS CAR FENDER.
Puff of Wind Controlled by Button
to Blow Person Off the '
Track Patented.
"Puff!" a strong current of compressed
air whisks you off the car
track and out from under the wheels,
which were within an inch of your
head. You rise, brush the dust from
your clothes and go about your business.
All this because a man out in
Canton, Ohio, has a patent by which
compressed air may be used, he
hopes, to blow human obstructions
from trolley car tracks, says the New
York Herald. .
The man in Canton heard of the
fender and wheel guard tests conducted
by the Public Service Commission
of this State recently to determine
the most efficient safetj^e-'
vice of this sort. He then wrote a
letter to the Commission, saying, in '
part: i
"The motorman, seeing the person
in danger, strikes a push button with
his foot or finger and a blast of compressed
air blows the person off and
to the outside of the tracks. You do (
not have to chase a suitable car fender
any more. This is the only safe
remedy." I
A. W. McLimont, electrical engi- j
neer t6 the Commission, to whom '
the letter was submitted, is considering
the matter.
Dairies in Architecture.
Before the young architect fresh
from Paris had been with the New |
York firm a week he confessed to
complete disillusionment. "The only
thing I see ahead of me for a year or
two to come," said he, "is dairies and j
chicken houses. When I left America
four years ago there were not a dozen
dairies in the United States that had
received the attention of a good architect.
Now I find that every man who
owns a large estate is paying a big
price to big architects for giving their _
best brains to cow and chicken
houses, which certainly indicates, I
think, that in some branches of art,
anyhow, America is going some." ,
Be True to Present Duty.
' He who is false to present duty
breaks a thread in the loom, and will
find the flaw when he may have forgotten
its cause.?Bsecber. - ,
His Cave. i
im Home of Forty Years?Seeks 8
Than the Children and Animals ^
ayfellows?Has Saved $2(11,000
roct ??
I Cdla -
tjij h i > i ijjjj fj''-fty' an
nuts and hazel nuts to town In sea- ^
son. He might in the early days
have made more money trapping,
but he has never harmed an aaimal
that shared his solitude. '
One day a friend of the hermit sus- *
talned an injury and was laid up for 3U
some time. Jones went to see him ^
and helped to nurse him. On one of (
these visits he learned that worrying 0
over an overdue mortgage was retarding
his friend's recovery. . The
friend didn't say that he was both- ^
ered, but the hermit found out. He cJ{
learned the amount, and one day en
came with a shot sack full of coin f
and bills.
"What's this, John?" aaked the
, . se<
sick man. .
"Medicine," said the hermit. cj?
"Take it, and if I ever get tired of
the woods I'll come to you."
After he was gone they counted the
money. It was $1200 saved up from ^ ]
strawberries and nuts. The friend ^
came near having a relapse. But he ba
got well and paid the mortgage off.
He is now traveling smooth waters pQ
financially, and the hermit has gone re,
to him to get oat of the cold. Bat
he's not a troublesome man to have mj
around. He chops wood and fetches ^h
it in, shovels out paths through the un
snow and washes dishes. They don't qu
like to ask a man worth $20,000 to jn
do all that, but the hermit would
stay under no other conditions.
Most of the frugal man's money is
invested in interest bearing securities'.
He can neither read nor write dii
the English language, but he can ta
mentally figure Interest with the best up
cashier in the county. When a .note ha
is due Mr. Jones calls on the borrow- he
er that day. His clients understand ur
that in dealing with him it's just like du
a bank. He is never excessive, never
harsh, never closes a man out. The wi
thing is attended to quietly and wi
peaceably. If the borrower can't pay ea
off the note he must renew, paying dl
the interest on demand; business is
business. . ea
A woman over in Ohio saw the
hermit's picture in a farm magazine, tri
and a sketch about him. She took v1'
her pen in hand and expressed her to
- _ . 11/. Hi
sympatny ior ms loneiy Dacamur m? ?
in the woods. She said her husband
had gone to his rest, and well?if Mr;
Jones was interqsted she might go
into particulars. ' J1?
The hermit walked all the way to ln
town to have the letter read by his aD
friend, Dave Jones. In fact, Dave hs
read it half a dozen times before he
was satisfied, and then .asked him j*
what he was going to do about it.
"If ^he happens to come, Davy,"
said the old man, with anxiety, w<
"please don't show her the street I *s
live on." , ?
The hermit has many relatives
over in Wales, some of them very m
p TX7I
well to do people. Some twenty years "
ago the sisters learned that he was s '
located in the heart of a prosperous
farming community of Missouri.
They reasoned that American farm
ers all had broad acres, big barns and
roomy homes. So they wrote their
brother that they were going to make pa
him a visit and bring their children w?
along. The man of the dugout was ^
not pleased with the threatened inva- ..
sion. In no way he figured it could ^
he stretch his little home to accommodate
another human being. So he
went to a friend with his trouble. w.
The friend told him that yellow fever ^
was raging in the South, and that he aB
might move it up to Missouri. The ^
reply letter carried out the idea. Th?
hermit's kin across the sea stayed at ^
home. HI
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Modern Methods. od
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By EMTL BREITENFELD. th
As I opened the door I saw a man
with a burglar's mask, kneeling before
the safe.
The next moment he had turned
and shoved a revolver into my face.
"Throw up your hands!" he said.
I did so.
"You understand," he remarked,
nleasantlv. "that I can, under the
present circumstances, loot the premises
at my pleasure?"
I confessed that he cound.
"You realize that you are at my
mercy?" he asked.
"I do," I replied. th
"You acknowledge that I can blow , an
you .to kingdom come if I like?" he P*'
persisted. I ?h
"Certainly," I admitted.
"Well, then," he said, "you will be ro
interested to know that I got in with- ut
out difficulty through your parlor up
window. Had it been equipped with th
Smith's Patent Safety Burglar Alarm <
and Preventer, this could not have be
happened. Installed, complete with let
batteries, for fifteen dollars and nine- fu
ty-five cents. Allow me to hand you sti
a circular. Good-night, sir."
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A well known New York Judge invited
a friend of his, a lawyer from a?
Boston, to go for a short trip on his y1'
yacht. A storm came up and the dr
boat began to roll and toss in a man- mi
ner which the Boston lawyer did not a 1
relish.
The Judge laid a hand on his *w
friend's shoulder and said, "My dear *ei
fellow, is there anything I can do
to make you comfortable?"
"Yes," was the grim reply, "over- r"
rule this motion!"?Brooklyn Life. 6S
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"Are you the 'Answers to Corre- mi
spondents* editor?" inquired the pale,
dyspeptic looking caller at a publish- go
ing house on the day after Christ- pa
mas. oli
"I am," replied the lady addressed, cli
"What can I do for you?" se;
"First," answered the man, "what a
will dissolve a chunk of lead in the br
human stomach? Second, won't you ad
please refrain from publishing re- su
cipes for plum pudding nest Christ- til
mas?"
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For a Cracked Stove.
Take an equal part of wood aihea
d common salt; mix them to &
jpor consistency with water; with
a fill the cracks.?Boston Post.
To Color Canned Cherries.
If when the fruit 1b .turned out of
i can it has a dingy, faded look,/
d a small Quantity of cranberry
Ice just before serving. This wilt
satly improve the appearance of
3 dish without affecting the flavor
the fruit.?New York World.
A Refrigerator Suggestion.
To prevent the ice pan from getLg
rusty and leaking wash th? pan
>an, and dry thoroughly; melt
ough paraffine to cover the bottom
the pan about one-half an inch.
Besides preserving the pan the
iiment washes out very easily with
Id water, and the pan always looks /; i
ian.?Boston Post.
A Simple Device.
Some time when you are in need ot
little hot water and the fire is low^
ke two wooden chairs, stand them
ck to back a1 ^ut two feet apart,
ng a tin pail :11 of water on a
le' (the broom handle will do), and v
3t either end of the pole on the ?
p of the chairs with the pail in the
' " mi 1 -
laaie. men set a u^mcu iau*y? ? y.
e larger the better, on .the floor
ider the pail, and the water will , /''f%
ickly heat. One can make tea, or
time boil eggs or potatoes in that
ly.?Boston P<
The Kitchen Linen.
A convenient place to hold the
3h towels, roller towels and kitchen
blecloths and napkins has been hit
ion by a young housekeeper who
.3 to utilize every inch of space in " s
x small apartment. It is a box put
Lder one of the windows, that does
ity both as a seat and chest.
The box was an ordinary store box
ith a hinged lid. It was covered
th a tight woven matting that could :,i
sily be kept clean. A layer of padng
was put underneath. Rollers
sre added, so that the box could
sily be moved.
The interior was provided with a
ay, which was divided into three disions,
so that the different kinds of
wels could be kept separate.?New
aven Register.
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Science of Washing Dishes.
One of the unnecessary things in
tusekeeping is the continuous washg
and wiping of dishes, says a worni
in the Housekeeper. Many women >'&
Lve nevertheless at one time or anher
rebelled against the stack of
ahaa whir.h looms ud. like a school
>y's hash, "three times a day."
It is queer how some women will ' ~
jar themselves out rather than step
ide from the beaten path. They
ive yet to learn the joy that comes y V
om taking an Independent tack and
aking the work subservient to the . , srker,
from being the master . In- J&sgj
sad of the slave.
To many women the bugbear of ,
tusework is washing dishes. Why
ish dishes three times a day? Do
in the looming when fresh. Scrape \
e dinner dishes, stack in a large
,n filled with cold water and cover.
Treat the supper dishes the same
ly, and do not allow your conscience
keep you awake one single hour.
will not make the task too heavy; / '
e next morning if you try this way.
After washing each piece in hot
ds and rinsing in hot (not warm);
iter, put them, piece by piece, in
e wire drainer as nearly on edge or
lant as possible and let stand until
y- . '4$
Glasses, of course, and silver, must <
i wiped, but the former can be left
led after using ana the latter put
to a pitcher or deep jug until some
d minute when one is not so weary
ith well doing that another turn of
e screw seems next to impossible.
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Stuffed Prunes.?Wash the prunes
oroughly, steam until tender, pit ' '
d fill each one with cream cheese,
ain fondant, fondant and nuts or
opped preserved ginger.
Beef For Essence.?One-half pound
und steak, broil two or three min
es, turning every ten seconds; cut
i in small pieces and squeeze
rough squeezer to obtain juice.
Cranberry Jelly.?One quart of cran- <
rries, two cupfuls of cold water; <>
; it boil ten minutes; add two cupIs
of sugar; let boil ten minutes;
ain. It will soon harden.
Lightning Cake.?One cup of
gar, one cup of flour, one teaspoon1
of cream of tartar, one-K.ilf of N
da or two teaspoonfuls of baking
wder; melt one-fourth of a cup of
tter, then into this break two eggs
d fill cup with sweet milk that has
e chill taken off, then turn onto the
y ingredients and beat briskly five
nutes; flavor with lemon; bake in
moderate over.
Lemon Sponge Cake.?Eight eggs,
o cups sugar, two cups flour, one
non. Beat the yolks of eggs and
d gradually the sugar, which has
en sifted. Add juice and grated
id of lemon, then the whites of
gs, which have been beaten stiff.
it the flour three times and add to
e mixture with a little salt. Don't
at after the flour has been well
ixed. Bake in a moderate oven.
Chicken Stew.?Cut in pieces a
od sized chicken. In a deep saucen
have ready two tablcspoonfuls
,ve oil. Add the chicken and onion
opped fine, and a clove of garlic;
ason with salt and pepper and add
sprinkling of flour to assist in the
owning. Wliei a golden brown,
d a can of tomatoes with a little
gar to taste, and simmer gently un?
tender. Serve with Spanish rice.
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