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. HUItT IN A WRECK. Kidneys Badly Injured and Health Seriously Impaired. William White, R. R. man. 201 Constantine St., Three Rivers, Mich., Ssays: "In a railroad collision my kidneys must have been hurt, as I passed bloody urine with pain for a long time after, was weak and thin and so I could not work. Two yean after I went to the hospital and remained almost six months, but my case seemed hopeless. The urine passed involuntarily. Two months aco I beean takine Doan's Kidney Pills and the Improvement has been wonderful. Four boxes have done me more good than all the doctoring of seven years. I have gained 30 much that my friends wonder at It." Sold by all dealers. 5 0c. a box. Foster-Milburn Co., BufTalo, N. Y. An official of' fhe American Motor Car Manufacturers' Association states that 52,000 motor cars, with a value of $105,000,000, were produced in this country in the calendar year 1907, compared with sales of on.'y $S,000,000 in 1903. HANDS RAW AND SCALY. Itched and Burned Terribly?Could Not Move Thumbs Without Flesh Cracking ? Sleep Impossible ? Cuticura Soon Cured Eczema. "An itching humor covered both my rs. hands and got up over my wrists and even up to the elbows. The itching and burning were terrible. My hands got all scaly and when T Rrratrhed the siirfare would he covered with blisters and then get raw. The eczema got so bad that I could not move my thumbs without deep cracks appearing. I went to my doctor, but his > medicine could only stop the itching. At night I suffered so- fearfully that I could not sleep. I could not bear to touch my hands with water. This went on for three months and I was fairly worn out. At last I got the Cuticura Remedies and in a month T was cured. Walter H. Cox, lfl Somerset St., Boston, Mass., Sept. 25,1908." ; Potter Drug & Chem. Corp., Sole Props, of Cuticura Remedies, Boston, Mass. The copper bath in which Marat was slain by Charlotte Corday is for 7 sale in Paris. It was sold once to a museum for $600, but it is for sala again. It is described as an old tub. "shaped like a wooden shoe and scarred from ancient usage." There is more Catarrh in this section ol the country than all other diseases put together, and until the last few years was supposed to be incurable, v For a great man.v years doctors pronounced it a local disease and prescribed focal remedies, and by con stantly iailing to cure with local treatment, pronounced it incurable. Science has p.oven Catarrh to be a constitutional disease, and therefore requires constitutional treatment, Hall's Catarrh Cure, manufactured bvF. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio, is the only constitutional cure on the market, it is takeninternally in doses from 10 drops to a teaspoonful. Jt acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Thev offer one hun area aoiiars :or any case it rails to cure, sena for circulars and testimonials. Address F.J. C&eney & Co., Toledo, Ohio. Sold bv Druggists. 75c. Take .flail's Family Pills tor constipation. With the fall of the old regime In Turkey Abul-Huda, the Sultan's as? trological guide, philosopher and friend, has come to the end of his brilliant and lucrative career. He i? iuiow confined on the Island of Prinkipo, in the Sea of Marmora, on a charge of high treason. Piles Cured in 6 to 14 Days. Pazo Ointment is guaranteed to cure any case of Itchinft Blind, Bleeding or Protruding Piles in 8 to 1*| days or money refunded. 50c Hydraulic presses are used in England for making seamless steel boat hulls. Garfield Tea, the Herb laxative, agree ably stimulates the liver, corrects constipation and relieves a clogged system. Write for i fl.l J mr_ /* TN t 1 %-T *v atopies, vaarneia j.ea\.o., orooKiyn, n. 1. This country has 138 cities with a popu lation of over 30,000 each. Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children teething, softens the gums, reduces inflammation,allays pain,cureswind colic,25c a bottle The Burma petroleum wells in India yielded in 1907 $3,000,000 worth of oil. Itch cured in 30 minutes by Woolford Sanitary Lotion. Never fails. At druggists. The Maoris of New Zealand number 42,000. Apple Pie Too Good. The superintendent of the dining car service on one of our great railroad systems is protesting hotly ' against the quality of apple pie served by the baker who supplies this luxury. "It is too blamed good," he exclaimed. "We don't want it so fK>d! It is pie, pie, pie, apple pie, ail the time at every call for dinner, and with each slice of apple pie every passenger demands half a piiit of cream! If the pie wasn't so good our cream bill would be about one-tenth of what it is. It's ten cents' worth of pie and a quarter's worth of cream!" ?New York Press. Up-to-the-Minnte Romance. "Will you be my true love?" he asked. "No," she replied; "but I am perlectly willing to be your affinity." Then he gave her a soul kiss and -hey lived happily for a year. The only difficulty now is the adjustment of the alimony.?From Punch. Selfish Lad. Mother (reading telegram) ? "Henry telegraphs that the football match is over, and he came out of it with three broken ribs." Father (eagerly) ? "And who won?" Mother?"He doesn't say." Father (impatiently)?"Confound it all! That boy never thinks of anybody but himself. Now I must wait until I get the paper in the morning." ?Tit-Bits. Our Yearly Sugar Bill. It is calculated that the yearly sugar bill of the .-Vfiierican people, for all purposes, industrial and domestic, is Tiot far from $400,000,000, and this increases at the rate of about five per cent, a year. It is a large expenditure, and it comes out of the S pockets of all the people. This is what gives special and particular interest to the sugar schedule in the .tariff bill, though the activity of the refiners Is considerably more marked than is that of the consumers.?Boston Herald. I BUM SUCCEEDS fOBMEB LegislativeCaucusNominatesHim i at Columbus, Ohio. Charles P., Taft, Brotlier of the Presil dent-elect, Withdrew From Con? test to Defeat Senator Foraker. i \ Columbus, Ohio.?By acclamation i Theodore Burton, Representative im I Congress from one of the Cleveland districts for fifteen years, was nominated to succeed Joseph Benson Foraker, of Cincinnati, in March next in the United States Senate. The nom. ination was conferred on him by the ! { Republican joint legislative caucus, I and the election will follow on JanuI OT.tr 19 1"" > Usually Burton's appearances have not been marked by the enthusiasm of the crowds. He is reserved in 1 manner and is lacking in so-called ; popular qualities, but when he was i escorted to the Senate chamber to accept the Senatorial nomination there . was an outburst of applause, and this was followed by frequent cheers which interrupted his speech. Mr. Burton plainly was deeply touched by the manifestation of esteem from the legislators and friends, and tears glistened in his eyes as he spoke to the General Assembly. He said that the true measure of their success would be the benefits they could confer upon the publie. He urged them not-to be swayed by ill considered popular clamor. Burton's name was put in nomination before the joint caucus by State Senator Matthews, of Cleveland, and was seconded by Senator Thome Baker, of Cincinnati, who i-as to have presented the name of C. P. Taft, l The secret of Charles P. Taft's withdrawal from the Senatorial contest became known, and the story, is confirmed by Mr. Burton, who says the man who was really responsible for the action of President-elect Taft was Frank H. Hitchcock, Chairman of the National Republican Committee. When Hitchcock saw that Foraker would win if Burton and Taft became tied up, he went at once to Judge Taft and advised him that his brother should withdraw from the race. SULLIVAN IS DISGRUNTLED. Says ^uros Never Was Champion and Belittles Johnson's Title. St. Paul, Minn.?John L. Sullivan was not surprised at the outcome of the Burns-Johnson fight in Australia. "The fight come out very much as I had predicted," said Sullivan. "Even with his victory over the so-called champion?though in my opinion Burns never wat, the champion prize fighter of the world?the negro can't assume that title, for the present-day fights. They are boxing matches when padded mitts are used by the bouts cannot truly be styled prize contestants. "I can't see whero Johnson will be given a high position in the opinion of the general American public. I am of the opinion that the American public is fast losing interest in the manly art of self defense." . I CLAUS SPRECKELS DIES: t Wealthy Sugar Refiner Leaves Estate of $50,000,000. San Francisco, Cal.?Claus Spreckels, "sugar king" and pioneer refiner of the Pacific Coast and Hawaii, died from pneumonia in his eightieth year. At his bedside were his sons, Rudolph Spreckels, John- D. Spreckels and Adolph B. Spreckels, Mrs. Mary Hoibrook and Mrs. W. Alexander Hamilton, daughters of John D. Spreckels. Rudolph Spreckels has been the leading supporter of the graft prosecutions against the city ring, John D. Spreckels is an important factor in the trade with the Orient, and the whole family for, years has been one of the most prominent in the State. The value of the estate is estimated at from $40,000,000 to $50,000,000. Brooms Are Going Up. The price of brooms is raised fifty cents a dozen, and other advances will follow. A year ago broom corn in Illinois sold at SI00 a ton. Now it Is worth $110, with indications of an advance. Some brokers predict the price will go to $160. .Threefourths of the broom factories In the country are reported to be low in 91UC&. \ Dr. Iriving B. Hayes Killed by Cars. Dr. Irving B. Hayes, a physician of Northampton, Mass., was accidentally killed in El Paso, Texas, while attempting to alight from a moving train. Dr. Hayes was on his way, home after a journey to California, and was accompanied by a ten-yearold daughter. ' Hangs Himself From *Car Roof. Dangling from a rope at tae end of a freight car, the body of Barclay Gray, a railroad man, thirty-five years old, was found in the Erie Railroad yards at Newburg, N. Y. He had committed suicide by hanging himself from the edge of the car roof. Rioting in India. The prohibition of the killing of cows as sacrifices lad to serious riots near Calcutta, India, and troop3 killed several rioters and seriously wounded about sixty. ? - \ Anson R. Flower Dead. Anson R. Flower, the well known banker, died at Watertown, N. Y. Senator Lodge Visits Taft. Senator Henry Cabot Lodge left Augusta, Ga., after conferring with Mr. Taft. He urged the retention fn the Taft Cabinet of Postmaster-General Meyer. Fleet Ahead of Schedule. The American battleship fleet reached Suez two days ahead of schedule time and the Yankton and the Culgoa started at once through the canal. Newsy Gleanings. John T. Fay, mind reader, committed suicide in Oakland, Cal. Dr. Paul is to settle tne disputes between Venezuela and Prance and Holland. Plans were made for America's army of occupation to begin to evacuate Cuba. Castro said he should put no obstacle in the way of Venezuela making her peace with other nations. Patrick T. Alexander, an English experimenter, predicted that aeronauts would learn to fly without mo* tora-. . V v - < ? i ^ js! ? VMMMru* SMa?f*-t? ?Cartoon by Rol I iT\ !\/I /% *J r* D * * i yuo nidut; DI; - ?+i 10,852 Persons' Enc ing New Record in Chicago.?The crime and casualty records for 1908, as collected by the Chicago Tribune In Its annual summary, show some interesting phases. Probably the most striking feature is the steady increase in the number of suicides and ijhe great percentage of these that are traceable to the business depression and embarrassments of the year. Self-destruction due to these causes grew fivefold over the record of the year before, despite the fact that the financial squeeze began early in the fall of 1907. As a weapon of self-destruction the revolver gained greatly in favor. Embezzlements involved a larger total than in 1907, and a peculiar phase of this record is that more than two-thirds of this crime, figured on a monetary basis, is chalked up against bank officials and employes. The reform wave seems to have had a good effect on public officials. The homicide record?deaths of all kinds by personal violence?increased over 1907, but fell short of that of the previous year. The death toll for holiday sports aggregated 368 deaths and 3820 Injuries. The number of suicides for 1908 was 10,852 as reported in the public press. The following list shows the steady increase of self-murder: 1899, 5340; 1900, 6735; 1901, 7245; 1902, 8291; 1903,8597; 1904. 9240; 1905, 9982; 1906, 10,125; 1907, 10,782, and 1908, 10,852. The causes of these suicides are stated as follows, the classification, as in the case of homicides, being a general one: Despondency, 5318; unknown, 1541; insanity, 810; domestic infelicity, 778, ill health, 718; business losses, 632; liquor, 536, and disappointed in love, 519. Three thousand one hundred and two persons shot themselves. In the remaining cases 2735 died by poison; 1936 by asphyxiation, 1041 by hangFrance is the V _ * * y Enormous Yearly 52 merits Abroad? Per C Paris.?AlL'aoufeu general trade conditions in France, as in other European countries, suffered in 1908, largely because of the reduction in American demand, following the financial crisis, figures submitted by M. Leroy Beaulieu and other statisticians at the end of the year regarding the wealth of the French people demonstrate the imposing strength of France's financial position and her right to the title of "the world's banker." France's fortune is growing steadily, as the result of an annual saving of $1,000,000,000, much of which must seek investment abroad. M. Leroy Beaulieu's figures show that France now receives $360,000,000 as an-annual income from for eign holdings, which are principally government stocks, the amount having been almost doubled in the last fifteen year^. He estimates the present wealth of the French people at $45,000,000,000, or more than $1100 for every man, woman and child, and as the estimate is based on deSergeant Draws Big Sum - Through Army Deposit Plan. San Francisco, Cal.?Charles Harvey, a retired soldier, who has been post quartermaster sergeant at Fort Rosecrans for some time, drew from Colonel George R. Smith, chief pay master, $13,000, the amount he has saved from his pay through the army deposit plan. This is the second largest sura the chief paymaster of this department has ever paid to a soldier. Besides this amount Harvey will -receive for the rest of his life $67.50 a month. National Capital Events. The British Ambassador and Mrs. Bryce gave a large dinner at the embassy in honor of the Secretary of State and Mrs. Root. The President transmitted a special message recommending a single head or governor for the District of Columbia in place of three commissioners. Felipe Pardo, the Minister to this country from Peru, who went abroad the last of November, and who, rumor said, would not remain as Minister to this country, has been assigned to duty here for another year. jert Carter, in the New York American. '. 1 ^SuicideGainj led Thefr Lives, IYIaki Line of Endeavor. * ing, 1004 by drowning, 825 by cul ting throat, 85 leaping from roofs o windows, 65 by throwing themselve in front of engines, 31 by stabbing 27 by fire, 3 by dynamite and 1 b starvation. , Embezzlements, forgeries and ban wreckings, amounting to $13,55,5 538, are in excess of those of las year. Ten bank presidents, twentj eight cashiers, eleven bank clerk and four brokers have made way wit $10,085,472, while agents, forgen postmasters, public officials, loan as sociation managers and ordinar clerks combined have stolen onl about $3,500,000. Some slight mora compensation was made on the par of thirty of these fifty-two financiers who committed suicide. A noticeable feature of this recor is the steady increase of murder b highwaymen and thugs, being 10 more than In 1907. That more care has been exercise in hunting is shown by the decreas in casualties. During the huntin season proper 75 persons were killei and 91 injured, and out of Seaso; 109 killed and 35 injured, a total o 166 killed and 126 injured, as com pared with 191 killed and 195 ir jured in 1907. The principal epidemic- was th cholera, which prevailed in Russi and Eastern Asia and the Philic pines; 7700 died in Russia, 12,00 in the Philippines and 30,000 i: China. In the innumerable baseball field 65 were killed and 59 seriously in jured. nearly all of whom belonge outside of the league clubs. In th football field 18 were killed and 31 injured. '.? The persons who rock the boa have drowned 8, and the criminal! reckless who didn't know it wa loaded have killed 41 and woundei 21. World's Banker ? ivings?Great InvestWfialth is $ I IOO Capita. clared succession taxes, it is ad mittedly far below the real figures. In addition, Mr. Leroy Beauliei takes no account of the great amoun of 5>oId and securities which th French, especially the peasants, kee] concealed. These probably rival th hidden treasures of India. During the last fifteen years $C21, 400,000 in gold was loaned abroad yet the excess importation amountei to $785,800,000. In 1900 the golj holdings of the Bank of France in creased by $200,000,000; they nov stand at $700,000,000, the larges in the history of the bank. The othe banks hold $833,S00,000. The balances of trade, which ii 1893 amounted to $140,000,001 against France, are now in France'; favor. Increased taxation, however keeps pace with the increased wealth the budget of 1909, owing to the pur chasa of the Western Railroad an< extraordinary expenses in connectioi with Morocco, being the highest ii the history of the country, not ex cepting the war period. Color Bays a Cure For Inebriety and Crime Philadelphia.?Cases of drunken ness and of juvenile depravity cure< by application of vari-colored light: were presented by Dr. J. Frank Wal lis, of the Norristown State Insam Asylum before the Philadelphia Medi cal Society. "Light starvation," the doctor de clared, "causes criminals. "With the development of the usi of light energy as a curative agen drunkenness and crime will disap pear." * 'ri CIUM Cnnillo AUC 1' JCIU ?/l The pacing stallion Minor Heir wa sold for $45,000. Ty Cobb says his brother Paul wil make a hit in fast company. The Critchley Socker Football Clul defeated the Columbia oval team. Harry Nobis won the monthl; trophy run of the Mohawk Athletli Club. Detroit has a new pitcher name< Corns. How will he get along witl Cobb? Garry Herman and John E. Bruc< were re-elected members of the Na tional Baseball Commisston. V Y/, i ^ \ I Latest News. 8 BY WIRE. d - i t< Mysterious Plague in Mexico. ' EI Paso, Texas.?According to news a from a reliable source from Hermo- *( sillo, capital of the State of Sonora, b Mexico, a mysterious disease is killing d many people. The Inhabitants are p terror stricken and are leaving as fast fj as possible. Tho disease in most cases proves fatal, the victims dying tj in a day or two after being attacked. n Two-Cent Postage to Germany. h ! wasmngcoa, u. *j.? me iwu-ceni ** postage rate between- the United t< States and Germany has become op- K erative. This Government has ex- tl pressed a willingness to enter into a, similar arrangements with France. t] The new rate of two cents an ounce applies to correspondence sent direct a by sea between the two countries, and not to that which is sent through an intermediary.' ii o Strangles Himself to Death. pi Hot Springs, Ark.?With a letter tl under his pillow wishing himself a n happy New Year, A. R. Woodford, of , St. Louis, Mo., was found dead in his ' bed, where he had strangled hiiself 0 with a cord. P n Another Statehood Dash. 1( Washington, D. C. ? New Mexico and Arizona are preparing for anoth- g er dash for Statehood. This time t;hey ? will co-operate, but the effort will be J. for tw'o States instead of one. President Roosevelt has indicated that he s will use his best efforts to further 81 both bills. . a el Murderer's Sentence Suspended. n Olympia, Wash.?After being sen- tl tenced to hang. Oscar Bradshaw has g, s been pardoned by Governor Mead on condition that he support his parents. c< Appeal For Murderer. G Carson City.?In the hope of secur- o ^ ing pardon for M. R. Preston, candt- s 5 date for President on the Socialist La- k bor party's ticket and now serving a fj sentence of twenty-five years for murder, labor leaders are preparing an . * appeal to the Board of Pardons, which } meets this month. , * P First Wedding in Governor's Mansion, t" , Topeka, Kan.?The first wedding b r ceremony ever performed in the exec- n 3 utlve mansion here took place when & '? Miss Anna Hoch, daughter of Gov- n y ernor E. W. Hoch, was married to James W. Reed, k r( Child Reveals a Morder? tl it Leocester, Ma^s. ? A five-year-old p r- child guided the police to the body of d' s his father, William O'Donnell, a farm- bi h er. forty years old, revealing a probabie murder. The body lay beside the . i- road with a deep wound on the right y temple. 0 y , x bi il Lilley Resigned Congress Seat. gi \ New Haven, Conn.?Governor-elect m '? George L. -Lilley, of Waterbury,, under date of December 15, tendered h; ^ his resignation as a member of Con- ^ y gress, to take efTect on his inaugura1 tlon as Governor. Mr. Lilley was . completing his third term as Cond gressman-at-large from Connecticut. b: e - tc g Professor Gordy's Suicide. bi New York City.?Professor Gordy, T P the New York University instructor, " anH hJo roifp whn committed suicide l~ immediately after the death of their l" only child, carefully arranged so that their end would be sure and left let- 11 0 ters, In the handwritingvof both, ad- al a dressed to the sister of Mrs. Gordy, no |T who is hurrying East, ignorant of the a J tragedy. n . n jj I BY CABLE. ? e I =J I Big Brazilian Deficit. ' t Rio Janeiro, via Galveston, Texas. 7 ?In the memorial about the expendis t^ires for 1908 read to the Chamber d of the States, there is a deficit of 43,- _ 000 contos, in paper, or 21,000 in gold. The San Paulo papers attack the Japanese immigration, and say . ? that most of them leave the farm ? work and flock to the cities, thus In- fc creasing the number of the unem- r( ployed. ?] - Elections in Moscow. Moscow, Russia.?The municipal elections here resulted in a victory for the Constitutional Democrats, who elected seventy-nine out of 138 Councilmen. w ? se Police Kill Slayers of Prince. m n Tiflis, Russia.?During a fight be 1? *1.. 1: i . i ^ h ^ iweeu iue puuuu auu <% uaiiu ut 0 brigands on the outskirts of Tiflis two P men were killed. Later .they were fr 0 identified as the leaders in the mur- m der of Councillor of the .Empire - Prince Chavodze, who was killed by . robbers and his home plundered on U1 1 the night of June 27, 1907. ai i . "I - Chinese Quarter of Cebu Burned. . hi r Cebu, Island of Cebu, Philippines. tt] t ?A major portion of the Chinese r quarter of this city has been wiped out by fire. Part of the foreign busi- bl 3 ness district also has been destroyed. ' The loss is estimated at $250,000. 3 Considerable insurance was carried, ?] but exclusively in British countries. - Four Die in Socialist Clash. re * Warsaw, Poland.?Four men were 1 killed and three wounded in an en1 counter between Polish socialists and C nationalists. The police did not interfere. Cocoa Crop is a Record. Guayaquil, Ecuador.?The cocoa m . crop this season is the largest ever ^ i produced in Ecuador and amounts si 3 to 205,000,000 pounds. The price m . averages about fifty per cent, le^s k< 3 than in 1907, and this fact has had Vi . an unsettling effect on the financial rpj situation. Bubonic Plague in Ecuador. ^ 3 Guayaquil, Ecuador. ? Bubonic t plague has reappeared here. Several - cases are being treated at ihs Laz- la arette. ** S? [taly Hails Turkey. 3 Rome, Italy.?The Senate and Chamber of Deputies unanimously i auupieu iiiutiuiio iu senu iu ess <15^3 ui . congratulation to the Turkish nation 3 on the opening of Parliament. Russians Doomed to Die. n: LT ' Ekaterinoslav, Russia.?The mili- ir tary court pronounced forty-one death sentences, of which nine were 1 for recent crimes. Thirty-two of the 1 condemned men were strikers in the railroad troubles of October, 190$. is 3 In addition to the death sentences, ti " twelve strikers were condemend to tl penal servitude for life. % i CMCKET AND A SWALLOW.. ?? ' ? T1' ome Odd Experiences With Birds and Animals on the Field. The other day an amusing incident ccurred at Rossall when a hare ashed in among the players. T. J. [earne, who was about to bowl, tried > hit the hare instead of the opposing ricket. A. N. Hornby threw his hat t the tinimal, but it was too sharp >r him and ran to coverpoint. Horny, Spooner and Frank Harry made esperate efforts to secure a hare ie, but in vain. The hare escaped rom all the players. Tom Hearne, the uncle of J. T. [earne, was more successful than his ephew a good many years ago, when e bowled a very wide ball at a igeon which flew across the Islingjn ground during the Middlesex vs. 'otts match. He killed the bird on tie spot. Hearne did not eat the realt of hi3 marksmanship. He had ae pigeon stuffed^ and it did duty as ? UiUJi. T..KIUA T71 ?V.IKI + ! U eAUiuii at iuc J uuucc i^Auiuuiuu i 1897. Birds have figured very curiousls 1 many cricket matches. Syd Gregry was one day fielding at his usual lace, coverpoint. One of the players, linking perhaps that Gregory was ot so keen as usual, startled him by touting: "Look out, Syd." Gregry, seeing something black flying ast, shot out his hand and caught, ot the ball he expected, bi^t a swal)W. ' ) While Nottingham was playing rloucestershire at Trent Bridge in 875- the game had to be suspended )r a time because a large numbej of wallows flew across the wicket. A eagull was the means of stopping nother game the Gloucestershire laven wftrfl nlavine In. 'Although the latch was a county championship, le whole eleven, including the broth* rs Grace, left off their game to take' ock-shies at that seagull. A bowler killed a swallow at [odalming while bowling to the Ear) f Winterton. The ball struck the wallow in its flight. A dog was once illed by Browne,,of Brighton, the istest bowler of his day. As the result of a wager a certain rundler won the Earl of Tankerville 100 by hitting a feather laid on the Itch for him to bowl at. Perhaps the widest ball evei owled was sent do^urn by Tom Emlett, the great Yorkshireman. H? ad just had one of his deliveries hif early to the top of the-.football pailion tower at Park avenue. Brad>rd. Bent on revenge he ran toward le wicket to send down an "exress." When he was in1 the act oi elivering the ball he slipped. The all flew off toward square leg,caught te innocent umpire standing the?? i the ribs and knocked him clean trer. Everyone laughed except the Dwler and the umpire. It was dansrous to mention "widea" In Emiett*s hearing after that. E. Winter, an Oxford player, once ad a stroke of good luck. He nocked the three stumps almost orizontal without removing the ills. While in the act of cutting a all he brought his bat down on the >p of the wicket so hard that the alls were driven into the stumps.? It-Bits. By Wireless. Speaking about gratitude, retarked the wireless telegraph oper:or of the steamship Comanche, reilnds me of the time I tried to rescue United States battleship. We were inning down off Hatteras one rough Lght when, about midnight, I heard >me one trying to send a wireless lessage in the Government code to le naval station at Beaufort, S. C. happened to know the naval code? ontinental Morse, they call it?and copied the message as follows: From U. S. S. Johnston, wTo Commandant, Beaufort, S. C. "Find it impossible to land in boats. Sea owing fast. Can you send tug alongside i take us off? (Signed) Captain X." The Johnston operator repeated It rveral times. Finally I heard Beauirt give his O. K. Then came the sply: Prom R??anfort. S. C. "To Captain X., IT. S. S. Johnston. "Must try to land at Fort Point. Can>t send help until daybreak. Will show d light at best point* on beack. "(Signed) Commandant Z." I read the message twice /to see if I ere awake. Only one conclusion iemed possible?a United States an-of-war wrecked somewhere along le Hatteras shoals?a rising sea?no sip for hours. With visions of a personal letter om the Secretary of War, not to lentlon the gratitude of a nation? house and lot, probably?I tuned p my spark, yanked over the switch id called the Johnston. Getting his j. A."?go ahead?I shot this to im: From S. S. Comanche, off Hatteras, "To U. S. S. Johnston. "Where are you and what is the troue? Do you need assistance? "(Signed) Operator." The answer came: CI TT C Ct T~1 i. ["rum \J. o. o. ti uiiiioi/un t "To S. S. Comanche; "Butt out! Butt out! We are landing serves in transport maneuvres. Skiddoo! " (Signed) Operator." It hurt our feelings some.?Youth's ompanion. The Quipus. The Quipus consisted of a thick tain cord, with smaller cords tied to at certain distances. Upon these nailer cords the knots were tied by leans of which the reckoning was ept. The length of the main rope irled from a foot to several yards, tie cords were of various colors, each ith its own proper meaning?as red >r soldiers, yellow for gold, whita >r silver, green for corn, and so on. he reckoning seems to have been ^rgely regulated by the distances of le knots from the main cord and tha jquence of the branches. The Columbia River. The mighty river of the Northwest nowu as the Columbia was discov. ed on the 11th day of May, 1792, y Captain Robert Gray, at the tirni taster of the trading ship Columbia l whose honor the river was named Fellowship With Great Minds. What is a great love of books? II , something like a personal introduo on to the great and good men of all mes.?John Bright. , f i Kemp's BalsaiR i > ''V V-'.'-M Will stop any cough i?i can be stopped by any medicine and enre coughs tu that cannot be cored by any other medicine. It Is always the best congh enre. Yon cannot afford to take chances on any other kind. J KEMP'S BALSAM enres I coughs, colds, bronchitis, I it, grip, asthma and consnmp- I Hon in first stages. I It does not contain alco- I hoi, oplnm, morphine, or any other narcotic, poison- I ons or harmful drug. 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They have had the services of * . a man worth half a million a year? that is what he could earn practicing law in New York?and it has cost them only.$10,000 a year, or a little more than enough to pay his house rent. The people of the United States are the only client Mr. Root ever had who beat him out of a fat fee. Great are the people.?Walter Wellman, in the Chicago Record-Herald. : , THEN AND NOW Complete Recovery From Coffee Uis. "About nine years ago my daughter, from coffee drinking, was on the verge of nervous prostration," writes a Louisville lady. "She was confined . for the most part to her home. "When she attempted a trip down town she was often brought home in a cab and would be prostrated for days afterward. "On the advice of her physician she gave up coffee and tea, drank Postum, and ate Grape-Nuts for breakfast. ci "She liked Postum from the very beginning and we soon saw improvement. 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