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POVERTY.
The people call him rich: hit land*
Stretch very far and very wide;
Hut call him rich, vet there he stand*
ID-clad and bent and hollow-eyed.
The people call him rich: hi* gold
I* piled in many a yellow heap.
Bat ne i* all alone and old.
And when be die* no one will weep.
Thev call him rich, but where he dwell*
Toe floor* are baic. the wall* are bleak;
They call him rich; he buy* and <*11*.
But no fond finger* stroke hia chcek.
They call him rich: be does not kn w
Toe happiness of fttanding where
Sweet winds acrtw* the meadows blow
And toss the verdant billows there.
?S. E. Kiser, in Harper's.
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WHY SELBY'S SAFE |
VIS NOT A SUCCESS I
>7 G. D. Grerorj. <?
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r t "T'CT' HEN EVER I get a
\ A / uew Job that seems
Y Y a l?U mine," observed
Selby. "I immediately
begin to look around for tbe
drawbacks"
"Kicking Bill, as usual," remarked
bit friend Egglesion. "By George,
I believe you'd kick in heaven because
your wings were like a swan's
Instead of a peacock's. What In tbe
world have you got to grumble about
Mvf
*" Tft.l. 1..-A lit.. >vt. H 1.4 OuIK?
at* juh uac iuis, rryuru ociuj.
"You see. I have some very large collections
to make every Saturday night,
which I have to keep in the bouse until
Monday. I don't like the responsibility.
It's wearing on my nerves. I
haven't a peaceful moment while the
money's In the house, and scarcely get
wink of sleep. There isn't a place
that I can pnt it and feel that it's secure."
"Well," suggested Eggleston, "my advice
is, first to take a nerve tonic, and
then to buy a safe."
"That's what I'll have to do." assented
the other, "boy a safe. The expense
is somewhat heavy, bat I can't
(ttnd thp strain nnv looser. Look here.
Eggleston, suppose you meet me tomorrow
noon at Devron's and help me
to aelect one."
"Glad to do It, old man." answered
Sggleaton, "but Til charge you a fee
sot only for my professional knowledge
of strong-boxes, but also for the
advice I have given you to-night."
The next day the two met at Devron's.
It was evident that the epithet
of "Kicking Bill" which his friends
had long ago bestowed upon 8elby was
not a slander. According to him there
was not a suitable safe in tbe whole
establishment. One was too large, another
too small, a third not. strong
enough, a fourth had too easy a combination.
After a couple of hour*' examination
of the whole stock, and
when the weary salesman, having vainly
extolled tbe merits of his wares with
a all hla trader's eloquence, at length
W despaired of making a sale, Eggleston
Mine to tbe rescue.
"Come, now, flelby. this Is all nonsense.
Here's one that fills tbe bill."
Selby protested; but Eggleston Insisted,
and In tbe end carried his point.
Tbe safe was installed in tbe library.
Which adjoined Seiby's bedroom. Like
S child with a new toy. he spent the
first few hours after ita arrival playing
with the combination until he could almost
work It with bis eyes shut.
Tbe first Saturday after bis purchase
he brought home a fat wad of greenbacks,
which he carefully deposited in
tbe inner compartment of tbe safe,
locked the door, put the key in bis
pocket, closed tbe outer door and twisted
the combination back and forth for
tall five minutes; tben opened it again
in make sure be bad locked tbe inner
compartment and repeated tbe whole
process.
He wait to bed that night with tbe
key to tbo inner door tied to bia wrist.
Nevertheless, sleep was as difficult to
Induce as ever. If tbe floor in tbe ball
creaked be Imagined that some one
waa stealing into tbe library, and a
thorough investigation bad to be made.
Bat physical and mental exhaustion
finally won the upper hand.
When he awoke the next morning his
first act was to feel for the key. It had
not been removed from his wrist Next
be hastened Into the library. No dynamiters
had been at work on the safe.
Which stood as If guxlng at him In
silent disdain at his anxiety. He quickly
opened the outir door. and. with
trembling fingers, inserted the key into
the lock of ttr- Inner compartment. A
twist, a poll and its door was open.
Bis heart leaped violently to his throat,
then dropped exhausted and seemed
to eeaae its beatinjt altogether. Only
gaping, mocking, hopeless, awful emptiness
met his searching eyes. Not
the slightest vestljre of the treasure
remained.
But who bad extracted It and how?
Be reported the matter to the police.
[ and detectives were sent to the house.
As Is their wont. th??y immediately sus;
peeted the servants. Impossible! They
i had been in the family for years.
[ and even If they were dishonest, bow
could they have gotten lmo the safe.
1 especially ss the key bad never left
his possession for a single Instant,
and the dealer had assured him that
there were no duplicates.
What?but no. It conld not be! Yet
Eggleston had Insisted rather determinedly
upon bis taking that particular
i safe. No. be would not believe It of
ft kla friend. # Still, such breaches of
f friendship were not unheard of. Could
f lit be that Eggleston and tbe clerk were
in collusion. and that Eggleston had ob\
talned a duplicate key? But bow couIJ
be have cot ten into tbe house? Perhaps
be had bribed one of tbe servants.
Although he doubted him. nevertheless
these suspicious made Selby very
uncomfortable. However, be did uot
communicate them to the detectives,
who were utterly at a loss for a clew.
Another Saturday arrived without
any hopeful developments. ? |
After much hesitation Selby again
placed bis collections in tbe safe, and
personally examined every door and
? U-a V??
WIOUOW wiun? ivuuu^, nvi wuuui
with these precautions he arose at various
interval* daring the night and explained
the contents of his treasure
box. All was well. - In the small hoars
f the morning be fell into a deep sleep,
from which be was awakened some
time after daybreak by a knock at the
4oor. It was oat of the servants. As
I
[be was never aroused from bis slumbers
on Sunday morning, be surmised
that something was wrong. In response
to his inquiring glance the maid
stated that between 3 and 4 o'clock
she bad heard footsteps descending tbo
attic staircase, that she bad remained
awake and listened attentively, but
heard nothing mun>. and that she bad
only at that moment dared to venture
out of her room.
Selby's first thought was of tbe safe.
Rushing into tbe library, be hastily
opened l'a two doors. Again it was
empty!
Next be climbed to the attic stairs.
He found no trace of tbe thief up there.
Tl:e windows were not only all nailed
shut, but none of the dust-covered cob
webs wuicq sealed tnetu oau noen ui?turbed.
The scuttle to the roof likewise
was fastened on the inside. A
search through the rest of the house revealed
nobody in hiding, nor was there
! nny visible means of exit, all the doors
and windows being locked from within.
The servant who had awakened Selby
was pat through a rigid examination
by the police, who were of the
opinion that she was implicated in the
theft and bad concocted her story to
divert suspicion from herself; but she
was either an expert twister of the
truth or innocent, for the ferrets of
crime, with all their skillful questioning
and cross-questioning, could tind
no flaws iu her testimony.
Saturday came round again, and the
detective In charge of the case had
made no progress*. Although it was
not probable that a third robbery
wnnld be committed, still be was going
to try the only method remaining to
solve tbe mystery?namely, conceal
himself in the library that night. Selby
alone was apprised of bis intention
and admitted him to tbe bouse after
tbe servants had retired. When they
bad both made sure that the contents
of tbe safe were thus far intact, Sol by
locked the iron doors and went to bis
room.
But be was 111 at ease. His nerves,
unstrung by the worry of the past two
weeks, excited his imagination to the
wildest varagles. He became distrustful
even of tbe detective. What If be
should be an accomplice! Tbe corruption
of the police force was notorious.
Might not this man be one of the most
corrupt? Reason dispelled these fears
in part, but It was several hours before
sleep visited him.
8uddenly he was roughly brought
back to consciousness by a shake from
a powerful arm. He struggled frantically
to free himself.
"Calin yourswr," saia a tout, wuu-u
be instantly recognized as that of tbe
detective. "What's tbe matter? Everything's
all right." '
Everything all right! How happened
It then that the detective was in bits
room, and bow bad an entrance been
effected, for he was sure be bad locked
tbe door before retiring. How?but bis
thoughts abruptly changed tbeir direction.
His wandering eyes bad gradually
regained tbe power of seeing concrete
things, and be all at once realized
that be was not in bis room. But
where was he? Before blm stood the
detective holding a flickering candle.
"Are you awake now, sir?" asked
tbe latter.
"Yes." answered Selby.
"Look down at your feet, then."
Selby did as bidden. A loose l>oard
bad been removed from tbe flooring,
and in tbe bole tbus uncovered were
three wads of greenbacks. Memories
of childhood came back to him. How
often when a small boy had he hidden
bi3 youthful valuables beneath that
very board, but be bad long since forgotten
its existence. In an Instant^be
comprehended the situation. It was an
odd case of somnambulism. His evervigilant
distrust bad stolen a march on
his sleeping consciousness.?New York
Newa.
Tralllat the Grows*.
And there Is another form of grouse
shooting for which I confess a weakness.
This la still-hunting, or trailing
tbe birds on tbe snow. When a new
snow falls tbe woods are HKe so mum
clean paper, and tbe furry and feathered
folk are so mauy unintentional
scribblers. Here a woodmousc dotted
along, dragging his tail; yonder a hare
passed at a speed, scared by tbe red
rascal that made these dog-like tracks.
Small triangles show where squirrels
have traveled from nest to storehouse,
and larger triangles betray where the
cottontails held conference till a soundless-winged
owl broke up tbe meeting.
And here, amid tbe tan-leaved dwarf
beeches, is something. Oho! The
very sight of it makes you grasp the
gun tighter, and you begin to peer
ahead and to breathe a bit faster.
Those trim prints running yonder In
true line were made by a grouse.'
Careful, now?It's fresh as?look! Did
you not see that brown thing dart
from the stump to that tuft of dried
fern and brush? Steady, now: he must
be right there before you and he'll go
straight away to
"Whur-r-r!"?almost behind yon.
"Why, how the dev" ? Blng!?
Bans!
Good boy: The first load's in that
maple fifteen yards from your nose,
but the quick second did the business.
As to how the?ahem! he got almost
behind you when you bad seen him directly
in front?that's a way he h.':s.Edwyn
Sandys, in Outing.
Guinea PI(*'T>IU.
Now that the cavy is becoming so
precious a pet among women who do
not care for children, attention is
drawn to the fact that if you hold him
? I 1 - *-11 LI- * ?1. M.tlt .1 ,Mlfr
I!|> uy IUS IUI1 Ills IITIU will U1U|I uui.
There are meu in the world who have
ideas of their owu on all subjects, aud
are willing to back them to any
amount. Such a one is Captain Jack
Quitable. He was willing to bet a
year's salary that the statement was a
lie; therefore, iu a down town cabaret
one day the evidence was placed before
him. Two pretty guinea pigs were
produced for experimentation, aud the
Vl - 1 * *1 t- % onw.
* ;i])ium iwiug in rus .nujinij o m-?vice)
could not be induced to see tbe
joke for a long time, even though unable
to And a tail by which to suspeud
tbe little animal.
Another remarkable feature of tbe
guinea pig is that its milk teetb are
sbed before blrtb. Wonder if Captain
Jack wants to bet on that? When two
days old tbe infant \s able to nibble
soft plants and even corn. In three
weeks it is cast upon its own resources.
There is precocity for you. Hemiuds
one of some of the fresh youtb of tbe
day.?New York Press.
New York City.?Box-pleated waists (
made with shaped yokes are exceed- <
ingly fashionable and have the added j
merit of being generally becoming. |
BOX PLEATED WAIST. |
This stylish May Mantoo model Is of
reseda peau de cygne, with yoke of
tucked cream mousseline and shaped
bands of reseda broadcloth stitched i
with corticelll silk, and Is worn with I
n skirt of clotb matching tbe bands;
but tbe design suits Both odd waists
and entire gowns and all tbe season's
fabrics.
Tb e foundation lining fits snugly
and is closed at tbe centre front. On to
it is faced tbe back portion of tbe yoke
and over it are arranged tbe boxpleated
back, fronts of ' tbe waist
proper and the front portion of the
yoke, tbe closing of tbe waist being <
effected invisibly beneath the central i
box pleat and tbe corresponding tuck i
in tbe yoke. Tbe back is smooth and i
without fulness, but tbe fronts blouse i
sligbtly and stylishly over the belt 1
The sleeves are box-pleated at their
upper iportions, form full, soft puffs
below tbe elbows and are gathered
Into pointed cuffs at the wrists. At i
the neck is a novel stock in the fashionable
clerical cut The belt is pointed I
THEATRE
at the front, ana Is finxbed with postillion
tabs at the back.
The quantity of material required
for the medium size is five yards twenty-one
inches wire, four and one-half
yards twenty-seven inches wide, or
two and three-eighth yards forty-four
inches wide, with one-half yard of
tucking or lace eighteen Inches wide
for yoke.
Woman'* Theatre Coat. 1
Loose fitting wraps for theatre, evening
and reception wear are among the
smart features of the season and be
eorue necessities when tbt fashionable
waists, with tbeir big sleeves and
filmy materials, are worn. The very
satisfactory model shown in the large
drawing is ada'pted to all the uses
named and can be made elaborate
or simple as the material chosen becomes
one or the other. The original
Is of white broadcloth, with rovers and 1
bands of heavy linen lace over white
silk and is stitched with corticelli silk,
but all cloths, zebeline, cashmere, peau
de soie and the many cloaking materials
of the season are appropriate with
lace, embroidery, fur or plain silk for
revers.
The coat is in Russian style and is
cut with a loose fitting back aud loose
fronts that close In double-breasted
style or turn back to form the revers.
The siecves are circular in shape and
fall in graceful folds at the lower
edges. The neck can be finished plain
or with the strap collar, as shown In
the small sketch, aud the coat can be
worn open or closed and held by but
tons nud loops.
The quantity of material required
for the medium size Is eight yards
twenty-one Inches wide, four aud three,
fourth yards forty-four Inches wide or
three aud three-fourth yards fifty-two
Inches widi. with two and one-fourth
yunls of all-over lace to trim as illustrated.
New Ijitllre Work.
Rather more novel than the usual
basket interlacing of broadcloth bauds
or strips of velvet rihbou is a combination
of the two. A eraubcrry crimson
slbeliue dress has a blouse with a
simulated tndero on the shoulders anil
breast entirely composed of this new
lattice work The velvet ribbon is
IlilUCK. nuii me ?iiui uiiuson
zibeliue cut ' ? 'lius folds and covered
with m.ich>? stitching. Handx
re usually more successful when cut
^TEST
>RK r^ifllONS
of firm broadcloth than of *ibellne,
which has to be either lined or triple
folded to bold It firm. The vertical
lines of the lattice come oat well in
black velvet. There are two or three
variations of the basket weaving In
these velvet and woolen lattices.
The Gray Blonte.
Gray flannel waists are In demana
and are preferable, in the eyes of
tasteful women, to some of the brilliant
blouses which occur In kaleidoscopic
profusion of color on the bargain
counters. Gray is not always becoming:
It is out of the question for
a sallow complexion, but where It can
be worn it seems the ideal tint for displaying
a rose and white or "magnolia"
complexion. The Quakeress coquettes
discovered this ages ago. and pretty
ones nowadays are unwilling to lay
aside dove-gray and drab for a Hess
harmonious background for their carnation
cheeks. Gray pongee, expensive
and hard to get; gray taffeta and
crepe de chine, make charming dinner
blouses.
Sweet Sachata For Bridf*
For a wedding gift acceptable to
nil brides, useful, pretty and yet Inexpensive,
is a complete set of sacheta
for night-dress, handkerchiefs gloves
and veils. * They are made of white
satin, painted with honeysuckle and
bees, and lined with amber satin to
tone with the honeysuckle. Any other
lecoration preferred could be used in
either embroidery or painting.
Short Walking Skirt*.
There is no doubt that on all practt*
pal frocks the skirts will be much
shorter, but the really short skirt to
show the ankles should be kept exclusively
for country wear. Town frocks
are now cut without a train, but touch.
Ing the ground all around.
Cameo Portraiture.
The revival of the cameo bai brought
to life cameo portraiture, which pro*
vldea pleasure to those who delight In
the unique and rare.
COAT.
AQnalat Brooch.
Quaint and fetching is a brooch in the
form of a ruby-eyed gold fish that
holds a perfect little pearl in its mouth.
Woman's Btonu or Shirt Waist.
Pointed straps as trimming are noticeable
features of the latest gowns
and waists. This very smart May
Manton blouse shows them to advantuge
and includes, as well, the fashionable
prlncesB closing tucks at the shonl
ders. that give soft folds over the bast,
and a model stock* collar. As Illustrated
It Is of pnle blue peau de cygne,
the straps piped with black pannct
and stitched with black cortlcelll silk,
but all walstlag materials In silk and
wool are appropriate.
The waist is made over a fitted lining
that closes at the centre front and
serves as a foundation for the outside.
The blouse consists of a plain back and
of frouts that are tucked at their edges
and again at the shoulders, where they
are so laid as to give the effect of a
broad box pleat. Between the** tucks,
at the centre, and over the shoulder
seams are applied the pointed straps
that are held by small black buttons.
The sleeves are moderately full and
are finished with oddly shaped cuffs {
that match the trimming straps. The 1
stock Is In regulation style, with the 1
addition of curved straps cut to give
the clerical suggestion.
The quantity of material required
for the medium size is four and five
BLOUSE 8HIRT WAIST.
eightli yards twenty-one inches wide,
tiiree and seven-eighth yards twentyseven
inches wide or two and onefourth
yard forty-four inches wide.
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^3^'" ljt9 ont of doot
meat which they i
greater part of thai
'1%!;^/". happineaa when grt
f given to them to cU
/ f/ on which it acta, ahc
/ (/ component parta arc
J ft every objectionable
| ft well-informed, appi
Uf because of itapleaai
Syrup of Figs?and
r*^y be used by fathera a
'j Syrup of Figa
natnrally without gi
' system effectually,<
from the nse of the
yi 'v. Y which the children
/j grow to manhood a
them medicines, wl
assistance in the wa
gentle?8yrupof Fi
Iu <Juality ia d?
laxative principle**
%X' __ f also to oar original
-i $ the onc?* do n<
er% sometime* offer
^ bought anywhere o1
Pravrailit luitwki.
If we consider the fact that no one
fets heat-stroke from the great beat
of furnaces in an arsenal, we readily
arrive ft the conclusion that not the
beat rajs of the son, but the actinic
pays are tbc cause of the evlL Hence
P we treat the body as a photographer
treats his plates, and envelop It In
orange, using always an orange-yellow
shirt, and lining the coat and hat with
flannel of the same color, we are likely
to suffer no bad effects from the sun.
Officers in India actually do this.?
Science Sifting*.
WIm Snails.
Snails are not supposed to be very
clever, but a raiser of edible snails
in the Canton of Vaud, Switzerland,
was baffled by their ingenuity. To
keep his crawling live stock within
bounds be ran a series of sharp metal
points along the top of the fence enclosing
their fields, thinking that the
points would prick the foot of the
animal and make him draw back.
However, the plan failed aod the
fanner soon discovered that the "escargots,"
like little wanton boys, had
climbed on each other's backs in order
?/? <rot nror tha ahum nnlntl. The
toethod appeared to show co-operation,
tnd the last snail was left behind after
helping over the others?an instance
of heroism in bumble life.?Bevue
Bcientifique.
An ImmenM Lot Cab la. ,
A "log cabin" that when completed
will cost something over 175.000 is in
process of erection on Warren's Island
off the coast of Maine. Some idea of
the size of the "cabin" may be gained
from the fact that twenty-two large
sleeping apartments will occupy the
second floor. A fireplace of brick and
granite, conspicuous on the ground
floor, will have a mantel 12 feet in
length, 3 in width and 9 inches in
thickness. The outermost layer of the
"cabin" Is of spruce logs.
Prom a Kacaat Moral.
"Her eyes felL"
"Her hands dropped by her side."
"He lost his tongue."
"His Jaw dropped."
"Her voice fell."
"She crushed him with a look."
"His heart sauk like lead."
Then one would suppose the house
maid came wito a uroom ana swept up
fhe debris.?Tit-Bits.
Many of us might be happy if we did
not suffer from disordera of the liver.
Then we ought to uae Dr. August Koenig's
Hamburg Drops, which cure the diaordera
and bring the whole system to a healthy
condition.
Two hundred and seventeen liona hare
been born at the Dublin too during the
laat aeventy years.
How'# Thla?
We offer On* Hundred Dollar* Reward for
any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by
Hall's Catarrh Cure.
P. J. Chkmet t Co., Toledo. 0.
We, the undenlgned, have known F. J. I
Cheney for the laat II years, and believe him 1
perfectly honorable In all bnaineaa tranaachons
and financially able to carry out any
obligation made by their firm.
West & Tbcax Wnolesalo Druggists, Toledo,
Ohio.
walniko, Kixxax a Maeti*, Wholesale
Druggists, Toledo, Ohio.
Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally,acting
directly upon the blood and mucooa surface*
of the system. Testimonials sent free.
Price, 75c. per bottle. Bold by all Druggists.
Hall's Family l'ille are the best.
It takes the constant labor of 60,000 people
to make matches for the world.
FITS permanently curo-LNo tits or nervon*oeasaftorfirst
day's use of Dr. Kline's Qrait
.icrvcin-mum.raumi ujhioiuiu uomixiiiik
Ur.U. 11. Kline, Ltd., iWl ArcliHt., Pulla., I'a.
The number of laborers required to cultivate
the tea crop of India is 600,000.
Mr*. Wlnslo w's Soothing Syrup for ohildrta
teethim; .sofu-u ttis iiuim, reduces inflammation,allays
(nuu.ounw wind nolle. 25o. abjtlld
A chimney of 115 feet high will, without {
danger, away ten inches in a wind.
Carpeta can be colored on the floor with
Putnam Fadeless Dyes.
The average of wreck* in the Baltic Sea
is one every day throughout the year.
I do not beliero PIso's Cure for Consurap
tlonhaaanoqaul for coughohnd colds?Joux
l'.boTXB, Trinity Spring?, Ind., Feb. 15,1'JOO. ,
Forty-four muscles are callcd into play I
in the production of the human voice. 1
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IHILDftEN E
? and out of toe games which they pu
eceive and the efforts which they v
l healthful development which is so <
>wa. When a laxative is needed the
tanse and sweeten and strengthen .the
mid be such as physicians would sane
s known to be wholesome and the reined;
quality. The one remedy which physic;
rove and recommend and which the 1
mt flavor, its gentle action and its bene
for the same reason it is the only laxat
nd mothers.
is the only remedy which acta gently
riping, irritating, or nauseating and w
without producing that constipated ha
old-time cathartics and modern i mi til
hould be so carefully guarded. If you
nd womanhood, strong, healthy and hi
ten medicines are not needed, and wis
y of a laxative, give them only the sim
?*
le not only to the excellence of the coi
>f plants with pleasant aromatic syrup
method of manufacture and aa you va
>t accept any of the substitutes which n
to increase their profits. The genuic
' all reliable druggists st fifty cents p?
to remember; the full name of
CALIFORNIA FIG SYR.VP Ci
the front of ertrj package.
In order to get ita V
beneficial effect* it ia tiwaja
neceaaary to boy
S.
f
Cray.
Sctrlclfy, hitherto confined to the
anieal side of agriculture, ha*
now to be classed among toe fertilizers.
Two Russian scientists, M. Spyeskneff
and If. Krovhoff, bare Just perfected
.a ?l?ctrlc battery specially designed
for this purpose. It is burled
in the soil, which thus becomes magnetlsed
and not only makes the crop
more forward, bat more abundant.
Excellent results are stated to hare
been obtained with potatoes, beetroot,
trefoil, barley and colza.?Vienna Information.
H? Know Whit H? WaaUd.
A small boy on his first visit to town
received from a little city cousin a bit
of new and wonderful candy, of the
highly colored, fantastically shaped
sort so attractive to the eyes of the
uninitiatetf. meaner Knew me uauie
of the novelty, the little donor explaining
that she bad bought it "just by
sight," bnt she pointed out the shop
where It was to be bad, and when
next the small boy became possessor
of a penny there was no donbt in his
mind as to its disposition. Marching
proudly np to the counter he planked
down his coin. "I'd like to hare a
cent's worth," he announced, "a cent's
worth of what Susie got laat week!"?
New York Tribune.
Smap tthot*.
Common sense may not be a particularly
spectacular proposition, but it
wins advertising campaigns.
What a pity 'tis, Horatio, that eccentricity
Is so often the running mate
of genhis. 1
When a man of action grows enthusiastic,
soon there'll be something
doing. /
No man can discount the bill of expert
Ace.
He who takes himself too seriously
strike* a note that reverberates witn
comedy.
It Is the business of sn advertisement
to dissipate suspicion.?Profitable
Advertising.
HnnIj of th? Parts Vtrwua.
The honesty of the Paris fireman la
so well known and recognized that It
is sad to note an exception to the general
rale in the case of one who was
stationed some sbdtt time ago for the
evening at a leading theatre yielding
to temptation. The man made bis way
surreptitiously into a dressing room
and stole a bank note for 100 francs,
which he found in a dracer. He had.
however, been perceived, and he has
just been tried by courtmartial and
sentenced to a year's imprisonment.
Such a case Is. so rare that It cannot
reflect on an honorable corps like the
Paris Fire Brigade.
A man's conscience will always tell
him when somebody els? Is doing
wrong.
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of women?" The result affords
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Economy is placed first, 1420 votes;
fidelity and modesty each received
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maternal love 539. Cleanliness and
patience were last on the list.
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