H? Did Mot Bitf Arlfbl. They were heckling a Parliamentary candidate in Auxtralia who was very deaf. Said they: "What are your views on the liquor questionV" He. tbluklug they said laud question, in confident tones replied: "That is a question to which I hare fiven a great deal of attention. There 1? no oDe who by actual experience knows more about it than 1 do. My opinion is this?that no arrangenunt will be satisfactory that does not include free selectiou and deferred payment." Her VUw of W*?t*nwri. "I think that the people of the West are exceedingly interesting, but I do BOt like their ways." said the spinster landlady, as she began her nightly at* tack with a earring knife on a cold kg of mutton. "What don't yon like about them?" asked her nephew, who sat next to ber and often embarrassed the board* ers by saying there was too mucn water la tbe soap. "Why, I think that they are too forward." said 'be woman with the knife, aa she peeled off a thin slice for a hard working politician and officeholder, who often entertained the rest of tbe boarders by telling them of bis campaign experiences. "Have you met mauy Westerners?** asked tbe politician, as he saw his almost empty plate set before bitn. "Yes," was tbe prompt reply. "I was out In California, and the people out there entertained me almost to death. The women 1 met at uoon acted a* if j Ey bad knows me their whole lives 2 o'clock. They were altogether too ward. I didn't like It." "But the men didu't bother you, aunty. did they?" piped up the nephew. ?New York Tribune. Tn CM* la N?bnwka. "The owning of a cat In our city la going to be a pretty expensive luxury ttnless tabby la under excellent disci* pllne." remarked Mr. W. O. Potter, of Omaha, at the Raleigh. "The Omaha City Council lately macted a law to fine every citisen $25 >d he al!ow any feline belonging to him to nL ?1 large. I suppose there ire no more cats ffi-wMm> , powder. It rants the feet. Cares Cons, batons, Swollen, Bore, Hot. Callous,Achin?, Venting Feet and Ingrowing Nails. Aliens toot-Ease makes new or tight shoes easy. At D Druggists sad Shoe stores, 28 cents. AcM no substitute. Sample mailed Fans, iddreas Alien 8. Olmsted. LeBoy, N. Y. A woman appeared before tbe York England) Guardians the other dav who ad just buried her seventh husband. Jolnso-'s H ? "* Pi 's me tn?nu a^tur ? rec hpkiuruucu vi ummiw. S The number of crematories in London |Hti] from 301 in 1900 to 273 in 1901. I Conduct r E D. Lot mi*. Detro t. Ml -h., Hkyo; "The t of Hal t C* nrrh Cure is B? derf jL" Wilt* him ..Lout It. 8o d by ste. 75c. K& t M About 14,000 carload* of orances are anjHaaily shipped from Southern California. ^VITS permanently cured. No fits or nerrooa* after first day suae ot I?r. Kline'* Great HarveBr man! He can't help it. t's bis liver. He needs a ver pill. Ayer's Pills. Vast your moustache or beard a beaitlful brown or rich black ? Use Buckingham's Dye )ct*.c< druf(i|t?or R P. Hail k Co., Naafcua.N H THIS BALE OF PANAMAS One would hardly think that the valm 400. Yet inch is the fact, for It contains $100 apiece. The bale is shown just aa it Chimboraxo. Ecuador. What appears a si making a gross In each bale. The hats ai shape on inrteback. and are blocked and can cities. f TRAPS FOR I SOLDIERS. I ' Ingenious Devices of the Conning I Troops In th? Philippines. *?1 SERVING as no enlisted man through the Philippine War, I came across many odd trenches, barricades and blockades erected by tbe ingenious Filipinos, who always calculate these fortification* with a view of retreating from them in the event of being pushed by tbe American troops. Bui I never saw | | | | sJJjyjiig trencher-Mid barricades of tbe order of those utilized^? tbe cunning Moro?. Tbe writer acWHfipanied theflrst large expedition agafnlt-tfe?NWTW/ fit April, and bad an opportunity to ob-* serve tbe entrenching customs of tbe Horo soldier. Tbere is on tbe Island of Mandanao what is known as .be lake tribes, and these tribes, or part of them, are tbe tribes engaged in war c with tbe Americans. Tbe coast and c river tribe* are friendly, and many of the members of these tribes were hired by the American troops to carry rations and ammunition on all expeditions to the interior, where the lakes are located. The lakes are fine stretches of water, about thirty-five miles from _ Malabang. We find barricades of all kinds across the roads to obstruct the 1 progress of the troops. Trenches of varied styles are seen. 1 The sketch here, a cross section of one of these trenches, shows the device employed?a light bamboo covering. Earth is placed on the covering, and 3 the passing troops are suppowd to ' break through the top and tumble upon the sharpened bamboo points below. If the rroops fell in upon these points serious results might follow, but care EM (I'WVP la used. and. as a rule, places of this ? kind are avoided. We found many trenches arranged so j that the occupants could keep up a continuous retreat and still remain unJcr cover. A drawing of this scheme is presented. These trenches are made alongside tbe rpads or trails, and. in addition, there are stone barricades piled at proper angles. The enemy ib stationed at (d). for example, and maintains Its flre upon tbe oncoming troops from this point until tbe proper time comes for making a retreat. Tben tbe occupants retreat back to enetrate without breaking the material. The natives secure a sort of limelike prcduct from the mountains with which tir.'y make a cementing material to erect the masoury. The Moros are as ingenious as tbe iHMI Filipinos in the construction of trenches and barricades of the abundant bam-, v * IS VALUED AT $14,400. p of this "bale" of "Panamas" is $14,do less than 144 hats, which meant arrived from a village near Mount ogle bat is really a parcel of foar, re transported over the Andes in this l prepared for the market in AmeriAMERICAN ' ^ ^ ^ Moros For the Destruction of doo oi tne country, uamooo pox ire placed in tbe earth at Interval fben tbe necessary cross pieces of tl ut through tbe uprights, and thei ross piece* are interwoven with tl 11 tided or split bamboo. Then anotb< partition Is pnt up about three fe jack and the space between packc cvith earth, sod, brash etc., resulting I i substantial barricade through wbk ibot. as a rule, cannot pass. All along the line of march to tl akea one would see a man. every no ind then, fall straight forward, ft engtb, throwing his rifle ahead of bli in examination of the path won! ihow the trap (1), consisting of a sing >lece of thin bamboo, adjusted on lltt Tegs, and set Just high enough froi :be surface to trip anyone who wi Missing. I never was in a country where tl ?nemy displayed so much Ingenult n the setting of traps. I served as iSohiler in Cuba, and have been at hrt^w four years Id these islands, bi >ot nriHl I took tbe Moro trail to tl akes wKb tbe American expeditk if April I see arrows set to sbo< ut acrossthe path near one when I ripped tbe raw bide or hempen con rbe Filipino bad devices of this kin< int they did not always work, and oldiers would play with tbe contrl' inoes. But no one plays with tbe Moi mtb-shooting arrow gun. arranged i epresented in the sketch. Here tl ixtow lays In the hollowed section < ube of bamboo, close to tbe surfac ? ^ *WI_ I? A?^1 mill. A < iuu (Ui9 iuur it uahj ntiu u uv??, ? ibown. Tbe bowstring is hauled line! mil connected to a trip clntcb. Tb jlutcb is connected with a cord, whk steads across tbe trail to a peg. As nan passes over tbe trail bis 'atcbes tbe cord, tbe bow is let loos ind the arrow flies.?From the Flel sle de Mindanao, Philippine Island -New York Times. Tli* Lul lilt P*atloo?r. In the town of Ava, Oneida Count; aw service in tbe second war wil ireat Britain. After the war Hlra >,w.ir tin thu trmlu #if itinerant nho maker, traveling about tbe countr That and farming bave made up b life work, lie is a Democrat and Methodist. Fbystcinna in Human Titer*. Every person of voting age owns pbyeician. if we are to judge by tl Ltiuiuiuu use of tbe personal object!' pronoun. "My doctor:" This remark ble claiming of jtossession was baud* lIowu to us from tbe Komnns, who lit no physicians for SOU years. \Vh< l>eople got sick they died. Tbe puu numlier of great physicians introduce intc Kouh- were only slaves, and a ph siclnn among tbe patricians was a up des of luxury, like a cook. Every rh man had .Us perfumers, his bathei his harpers and his physician. Mus the celebrated physician of Augusti was a slave. He was freed and mat a lCoinau knight, after which phyi plans became persons of consideratio ?New York Press. lUtbrr Poor Sinning. An Indiana lover who sang "(Jo* Morning, Carrie." beneath bis swei Li-art's window, wan shot by an ira neinli!>or. who claims that be tbouu it was a torn cat.-Memphis Comnic ciai-Appeal. Absence may make tbe heart grc fonder, but so do presents. / ; THEFALLENCAHPANILEi| j 11 Beat Vantage Point For Gaining j J 11, Blrd'a-Eye View of Venice, oooooooooooooooooooooooooo There "was no better way of getting a Just idea of Venice in a bird's-eye view than by making the ascent of the campanile. How many will recall the feround and water plan of tbe city as It lay beneath one 300 feet below, and fregret the fall of that aerial perch. The campanile had no steps, but a winding. Inclined plane of thirty-eight bends led easily to the top. The lagooons, the hundred islands, as toany canals crossed by nearly four \ I ^fjfj >lf * ln THE CAMPANILE.AND CI rb hundred bridges, tbe details of 8t. ie Mark's exterior, all stood out with w peculiar distinctness beneath tbe specU tator. To tbe east tbe open sea. ivitb tbe mainland and tbe Alps and tbe Id mountains of Vincenza on tbe horizon, b Tbe campanile, a massive square I? tower of brick, rose to a beigbt of 325 m I feet, and vu rony-nso iw wiuuir. >* It wu founded about 000 by Doge Pietro Tribuoo, bat not finished until >? 1131. or soon after. Tbe upper part tj was an open lantern, with a pyramidal & roof added in tbe sixteenth ^century, it On tbe apex stood a fine colossal figure it of an angel formed of plates of gilt >? bronze on a woooden cone, tills being >n fifteenth century work. Tbe tower rested on a stone base, and was simply * decorated wltb slight pilasters. Tbe Bridge of Sighs and the Library of 8t. Marks were said to be similarly threatened with collapse. * Venice rests for tbe most part on a . bed of clay, alternating with sand, \yitb a depth of several hundred feet. The,.builders of tbe campanile dug ^ down-aome ten to sixteen feet to this '* stiff clayv?and over the whole area of r* the footinglJOf the tower drove in piles *? of white popltr. from ten to eleven 11 inches In diameter. nearly touching ,e one another. On the top of these a )r level platform was lormed by tbe laye? log crosswise of oak ft^es. eacb rough' ly squared, and on the. wooden platform massive footings w??re laid, con'* listing of five courses of forge blocks 11 of trachyte and other granKf or pora pbyrltic rocks from the Euganefeo hills. )e Above these there are six courts of ?e similar stone arranged in ?tep-llk?effects, forming the base or plinth j>f *' the brick superstructure, in 1885 tbts<* foundations were roughly examined. . and both tbe oak and poplar beams, which at the time when they were laid were taken from tbe adjacent m shores, where these trees still grow In abundance, were found to be perfectly ie sound. y. Qneto Bmi'i Bill of Fait. J* Dinner was a substantial affair in the ?<~ reign of the maiden queen, wbo was by _ no means indifferent to the pleasures ? of the table. The first course on great occasions would probably be wbeaten flummery, stewed broth, spinach broth, gruel or hotch-potch. The second con B15ICU VI uau, ttUiVU(j nuivu nv uia; note lampreys, stockiisli and sturgeon, with side dishes of porpoise. The third course comprised quaking puddings, 'bag pudding, black puddings, white puddings and marrow puddings. Then came veal, beef, capons, humble pie. mutton, marrow pasties, Scotch collops, wild fowl and game. In the fifth course all kinds of sweets, creams in all their varieties, custards, cheese cakes, jellies, warden pies, junkets, syllabubs, and so on. to be followed perhaps by white cheese and tansy ? cake.?St James's Gazette, rs __ |? UNCLE SAM'S GREATEST FOUL> to ' tb / ill * Uncle 8am?Talk about I this question.?From tbe New Yyrk T A TaIIm Far Soldier*. Every one of onr fighting men ti ' the Philippines is to bare a valine I 1 The article -will weigh only a fen j ' ounce?, but will bold a lot. and will bf ' no strong that a man can jump npor It when it is empty without hurting I' * a particle. These bags, which are rec 1 tangular in shape, are now belnt turned out for the War Department by thousands, being Intended to take 1 the place of the old-style box lockers ( as receptacles for soldiers' necessaries. ( The bos lockers were heavy and 1 inconvenient, and on transports tbey * were usually stowed in the hold, with freight on top of them, so that If the troops left before the vessel was unloaded th? boys In khaki were likelj 1 not to see their goods and chattels J ] w I ^ I TORCH OP ST. MARK VENTCE. / ] ???????? J for months. The new Tallies may tx t bhoved under the banks on board i ship. They are of uniform size, easily ' packed In a wagon, and of just the i TALUS FOB BOLD1ZB8 W THS WUl . TOMB. right capacity to contain the soldier* ontflt?Philadelphia Record. Fruit Jar TTranch. Among the newest kltcfien utensil* Is a wrench designed for the pnrposr of removing the caps of preserving Jan. The device is quite simple In 7^ \J _____ wru JAR WRENCH. lu construction. and Is. therefore. Inexpensive It Is made of three parts, as sbownto tb?- accompanying cot. and the circular^oriion is fitted over the cap of the J?r and grips it tightly The harder thk cap sticks the tighter the grip, and aV the pressure is dlstrlbuted over almost the entire outside surface of the inetal top there is no possibility of dotoaging either the cap or the glass Ja?'- The device Is just ai available for'putting the caps on securely as it is for removing them. j During the Itoman occupation ol | Great Britain there were five specie* of doge on the islands. Tbey were 1 the boi*se dog. greyhound, bulldog, ten ; rler apd slowbuund. Connecticut has 3.000,000 peach trees; " "??-?vnrinmi- lih/ut* Island. I Aia^vavuuocitD, uw.wv, | KX/.OOO. and Southern New Hampshire, SOJOOO. I fWhile some men mount upward tc t^e pinnacle of fame othera reach the | tfeight of folly. Int SERVANT illL PftOBLQL i the tariff! Tbey are infants longs!d? Imet. I A Mountain of LedtMon*. The Action of the mysterious lodeitoi.e mountain which drew the nails e >ut of ships that approached near v Dough has a certain foundation in t 'act. only the fact has suffered by * xpanslon. On the coast of Norway c itar Jocdetn there in a sand dune of * tearly three-quarter* of a mile In f engtb. The sand is mixed with par- t Icles of lodcstone. and when a ship t . omes in the vicinity the compass be- ' omes Irregular and the vessel Is en- * angled in a kind of whirlpool and c brown ashore. F ? A rwlilaa BnrfUr'i DlUmna. j An evidently Inexperienced burglar | iliowed himself to be caught by one >f his legs in ludicrous circumstances. \ rhe affair happened In a tavern of the Rue Beaubourg. The landlord having iad t>oDic trouble from burglars about tlx months since, hnd peep-hole, or what the French term a Judas, perorated through the ceiling *over his j hop. The aperture was carefully con- , waled. Through It the publican and \ Iiis wife could see what was passing \ below when th?y had gone upstairs to their upper room during the day. At night the landlord of the tavern (van absent from bis establishment, and while bis wife was cleaning glasses, preparatory to shutting up Fiiop sne was surprises on loosing suddenly toward the ceiling to see a man's leg protruding through the Jala*. The woman, jumping on a chair, seized the limb and shouted for assistmce. Her husband luckily came in at the moment, and soon afterward the police also appeared. The barglar was arrested, and it was found that before he was foolish enough to shore tils leg through the peep-hole he bad managed to steal several packets of ?ecurltles and some jewelry.?London relegraph's Paris Letter. Tb? HHfchtfi of Ignorance. Lawyer Grorcr delights in nothing more than In hearing a good story, md be can tell a few himself. He was telling me of a quaint old Yankee nrho had quarrelled with his brother, rbe old fellow didn't like the brother a bit. and when the latter was summoned to appear in court, bis testimony was subjected to considerable Tltlritm "See you bad that brother of mine >d tbe stand down to court yesterlay" be said, as be met GroTer. "Yes." "Have to be pretty carefuf about what be tells you!" ? "Why, be is a mao of more than orUnary intelligence. Is be not?" "IntelligenceI Wby, Mr. (irover, you ?uld lose information talking with . bat man!"?Boston Record. 1?IA ^ A ^ mIJ L> WM 7^ ptsxusc subm tvu ncrrr son ? inula levari of tte dealer who tries to ?9 WCuufl| Jul OS gOOtte fZ^SSSSSSSmmSA LfUn*s RalwtfRsvor Foods" OtoMJMlEiMllrBI?lit.tkMP?tapUtoi> ^ ocaolnf cut. Tn t*- Umnb M )cmr pgou'i , ?}?. aa tb*7 [in o??d?ia&. WUtM mod i rml;ion?. Vw will nmW >o?i? withot Ltnfl ro?M ?k? yoo obw try tiinn. 4 UBBY, McNfcll A U88Y, CHICAGO < , Mk tot our booUat, "How TO MjJLM Qood . f 55bMM SO EaZ." It Will k> MM TOO flWl * AAAAAAAAAAAAli a OnU fwfth A- wff tuMt Rill* Hlny MdTabuiatinyAttachand Jtepaired. Pkrajron^^^^B Typewriter Ribbons for all Ma- Hf chines. Linen Papers, Carbon Bp I I'aper, and mlscellnneons Type V i ^it<^uppU?i^a^^TOilur?JB j Vyskoff, Seamans & Benedict, KralWMi Typewriter C?;.?ay, 127 Broadway, ? New York. nDADQY "sw disco viht; r?? L# fC O I r?UW led carat x.nt ! run Im al WatlkWI?liUi) lOrfa?** IMIBMI Free. Dr. *. 1. Iltll HON. ?u 1 OVERUSING K*"M5YS nENSION?E!5&0.?S?\ (rfvr*liic>*i;war.?*djuii!caiui:'Uiiat.atlTUMa | 1 t_k k k ? THE > HOUSE HI ONLY 25 @A 200-PAGE ILLUSTRATED BOOK l FOR THE FARMER AMD j Anrt wiry olfu r man awi woman trio i @j*ru net of 1'iose braiuy nud to\ I yrariicing t\e rr sulls if tlms* ?// < ritnn { t'hUiin l\e bt.i' InoM-'nliit af to hoir nrft n.'l thil caluai!* infi.r iiaHon isga'turt ?lron-irc.it for the beinjit of :naukind at Jf treats of almost errry ^ Q?, fang in the tray if //? ?.*?- O #% /? A > ho'.dMatters, tucluilmj i/ ST A <3) Hnii'LS wilt family vst:.y^r,> V-'i ??!# x.mi vi *! A:>fr?ti>i McVi'i iOOKI Xi.'liEi i tiiuluiiiiw al! Kiut Inin r ai,it Stit'ifr. ?CAltE(iFt nil hHES. in thr m #f rati.. in'ij i iii uch !< hi'.r < 'art i.t Thtriftlrtr j i diseases hf ih.itst:. cow, suttf. I !| Efir,tr?",i* Trialmtnt. ?i MISI El. LA Xt.i'l 'S RECEIPTS. r<.ra;>r | i.', ifim rlnl'iimj ll'fcili hunt tx Kfji iioue i nr. a rsi est or diseases I 1 SiirwIuinM ?f tt'.rh Lfitnuc k iI'i the J I ?^ ' x*lh'11 ? / t urin'j. rT1,.n SVMEHOVS to mrntn-n?a r< \ mtrtjritcy ritch an rutin t to tTrry : bovk 13 irvrth many timt? its iou fir.it. (8) S?.?7 POSTPAID FOR 25 i BOOK PUBLISHING H ;j\ 4 /}\ ^ . -yjlj Tb? ZmImi tayln*. Zeal on tbe part of on employ ven If misdirected, is pretty sure to rin tbe approval cT .in employer. A >oy who works 1 r> u Syracuse hardware sto^e sold a countryman some oarse blasting powder by mistake, intend of the gunpowder be bad asked or. The man came in tbe next day o exchange it. and when the head of he firm appeared on the scene tbe boy eas trying to persuade the customer to ;eep the blasting powder and buy a offee mill to grind it.?Youth's Com anion. MISS VIRGINIA 6RANES Mia Haw HosviUl PhTslcifttt Use and Bdjupon Ljdia E. Pinkham's vegetable Com* pound. "Dsab MM. PunuuM: ? Tw?lt? Mftn oontisuona Mrriee a4 thl tUk Md in aooM of our pwnliwt hocpfc* tola, M w?U u at prir?U boa?, Ml rirca dm varied cxperlcaeM with tti UMMMOf WOBOL I h*TS BQTMd MOOM lOH YIXGUflA Wira, PtwidiBf ?t Kcm11 Awmisitoe.Wst m liwJf.T. most distressing eases of inflammation and ulceration of the ovaries and womb. I have known that doetors used Lydift E. Pfnkham's Tentftbls Com* pound when everythii^g else failed with their patients. I hats advised mj patients and friends ta nss ft and hats jet to hear of its first fail are to ears. " Fonr years ago I had falling of ths ' womb from straining in lifting a heavy patient, and knowing of ths veins <2 your Compound I began to nss It at ones, sad in six weeks, I wss well ones more, end have had no trouble sines. I am most pleassd to hsvs had an eppar? tuaity to say a few words in praise of your vegetable Compound, and shall take every oeeeak* to reeoamendH.'^? Miss VrasnoA Gmurai $mn fmftmtf fltan If MtflHKH Lydia B, Piakhona'sVefetaUo > Oenpomd has stood ths tut of time, and has evrod tfcoosaais* Mrs. Plnkham adrt?aa?tokwo? MfkM. JLA&xtm, Ljma, Mm nHff $3&$3>fifi SHOES EST hstablidied 1876. For more than a quarter of a century the reputation of w. L. Douglas shoes for style, comfort. and wear has excelled all other makes. A trial will convince rou. W. L. DOUGLAS 84 SHOES CANNOT BE EXCELLED. Stst Import* a*4 Amorkmo Itatkrrt. Htpl'o Point Calf.Cncmtl. Bn* Colt, Coif, fid Kit/, Ceromm Colt, Hot. Kangaroo. Fnat Color Kyelrtsoeed. Cairtfoa! Short fcjr nnil, 2Sc. trtra. II tut. Catalog fret. W. L. DOL'OLAS, BROCKTON. MASS. BfiHM 1 lufferrd untold misery for a penod of over five ream with a case of cnrooic dyspepsia. 1 would rise in the morning feeling draggy, miserable and unfit for work. For weeks 1 wou>d be unable to cat one good meal. After eating 1 would swell and the oppression would almost drive me crwv. At times 1 would be troubled with spells of dizziness. Constant worriment reduced my weight until I was a shadow of my former &elf. 1 hare been taking Ripiuia Tabuies now for two months and am almost cured. Mr old symptom? hare disappeared. 1 bare gained in weight over twelve pounds. At druggists. i nr r jve-vcni pacarv iu nivuiu >? ordinary occasion. .The family bottle, CO cents, contains a supply for a year.. Happy! aSTffS. IMjohnsorfa \V \l/ i \f/ 1LD ^ADVISER.? CENTS ii IF INFORMATION AND RECIPES '/Eft1'THE FARMER S WIFE. i! >r hare bet? tijierwienlinc ?nd 'j nt*. gtntralion aftrr yentrtilwn, to (Ojj rm? thtufji i d* be accompii/he'l, nnfi/, I 4 t; the popular price of rfjfc VTS I T-f Uttr price U otily midt po^ \ ' 53:jic? Ptt-U hythrtnorin'iHAiiumlttrof jl ?* * tumJcat^mn unnttri and mid ' !(. i(t o'l th( O'mmufi C"T.) la.nt*andotvino (j^; I ri it,nth l. \ ' U "/ I'm in and Fumy Dl^u* /<* iirtak' nal milith f" the Hn.t the / arr J/OfJ, L*Mi <'iul I'OL'LTlir. with mmt i*int/ alrn>?t Errrvtl.inu yuu ran think JS^ vtti Hulfi r Street. Arr'inijrit Alfihnhftieailu. tlicintf the , Jilrufi. (jiuc/urt and M-rl Sotirf i/iiiy fritah!r l]oup*h?'t'l A'i'ttrr. In an ? fauti'y nut containing a >io>-tor, thir 'j i!_* CEMTS N STAMPS ? ! ousr '"wmi?'" Ii 1