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j^CDGET OF HUMOR.
^Kauchter-provokinc stories for
lovers of fun.
The Modern Marco? Fair to Look Upon?A
Itlrilriilou* Question? In WaHhinRton?
U|.8 and l)on11 h? Labor* I>ivided?An
Easy Kxplolt?Saviiic Labor, Ktc., Etc.
At midnight, in his gold boudoir,
The broker dreamed, with smiling lip,
That Greeks and Turks, in strife afar.
Had made wheat take another skip.
?Detroit Free Press.
A Kldlculou* Question.
Z\Xi3s Flitterley?"Oh, Mr. Soper,
didn't I sec you asleep in church?"
Mr. Soper?"I really could not say
if you did."?Pick-Me-Up.
In Washington.
Office Seeker?"Have you given up
all hope of getting that job?"
Ex-Office Seeker (sadly)?"Yes, I've
just grasped the situation."
Up? and Downi),
"Betterdays has come down in the
world, hasn't he?"
"Decidedly. He's living on the top
floor of a tenement."?Puck.
Kulr t?? Look I*non.
"Miss Highsee is a beautiful singer,
isn't she?"
"Very. That was all that made
her singing endurable."?Washington
Times.
The Lord Speaki.
"Do you think it's true that every
man has his price?" asked the heiress.
"I'm sure I don't know," he answered
thoughtfully, "but if you want
a bargain you needn't look any further."
?Chicago Post.
Lnboi-H Divided.
^ Parke?"I have a joint account in
the bank with my wife now."
Lane?"Good! You make an even
thing of it, eh?"
"Yes. I put the money in and she
draws it out."?Detroit Free Press.
An Eaxy Exploit.
Brown?"I don't see why so much
fuss should be made aoout i^ueea victoria
reigning sixty years."
Jones?"Nor I. We have thousands
of statesmen who would guarantee to
hold on to a job sixty years, provided
they didn't die and were not removed."
?Puck.
Golden Bridge Building.
"Of course you'll give me one little
kiss before I go," he pleaded.
She looked at him intently for a
minute and sighed.
"It's pretty high pay," she replied,
"but if you will go early enough I suppose
I'll have to call it a bargain."?
Chicago Post.
Saving Labor.
"Our typewriter girl asked the boss
if he couldn't lighten her work this
hot weather."
"What did he say?"
"He told her not to hit her typewriter
keys so hard and to lick hsr
postage stamps only on the corners."
. ?Chicago Record.
The Returned Student.
Upton?"Well, I see your son is
home from college. What does he intend
to do?"
f Manville?"I don't know exactly,
k but, judging from the start he has
f~- made, I'm inclined to believe that he
proposes to put in most of his time explaining
how he was turned down
when the racing crew was chosen."?
Cleveland Leader.
)Wliat He Wanted to See.
"T-V-- 1 11
JL/lll J'UU 3CC IUC uuuuuiui tucucw
submarine boat?"
"Yes; but I didn't read it. It doesn't
interest ine, jou know."
"It certainly indicates extraordinary
progress."
"Of course; but in the wrong direction.
Enough boats go down now.
What I want to see is one that is
guaranteed to stay up."?Chicago
Post.
A Caprice of Fortune.
"I noticed in th' colyumns of the
daily pr-press that Actor Bancroft was
knighted by th' gr-r-racious hand of
the lady queen. Now, who in Erebus
is Bancroft?"
"Barnsy, me boy, I dunno. I understood
he was retired."
"Gods! Listen to that! Retired!
Such is our pr-r-rofession. The obsolete
and spavined oldlaid-on-the-shelf gets
garters, while we active ornamentous
of the stage can't even connect with
dime suspenders! Truly it is a parlous
world.!'?Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Gla&8 Blowing by Machinery.
flion o x?oor r?oaf anma nf
1W """" " J
the best machinists in the country have
been working in secret to perfect a machine
that will blow glass in a way
that would be profitable to fruit jar
^ manufacturers. The machinists have
l| been at work in private, and it is now
A announced on good authority that the
f patent has been so perfectly constructed
that the work can be clone
with it even better thau with the blowpipe
in the hands of a skilful blower,
and one machine will do the work of
three blowers, each of whom earns
from $4 to 36 per day, and the expense
of operating it will be less than
half. The machine was made perfect
some time ago. The company is now
building machines for use next season,
and the indications are that when
the hundreds of blowers return for
work September 1 in Muncie they will
find many places filled by machines.?
Indianapolis Journal.
L>efl of Steel.
We ride to New York on a steel
> road over steel bridges, stay at a steel
frame hotel, and take a steel steamship
to England, a country whose civilization
rests on steel. Our farmers
| use steel plows, our merchants steel
safes, our manufacturers steel boilers
jj and steel water-wheels, our carpenters
steel nails, aud our soldiers tiri steel
gnns from beiiiud steel shields. Steel
jS nails are so cheap that if a carpentcr
| drops one it is not worth his while to
I pick it up, for ten seconds of his time
| is worth more than the nail. They
are so cheap that it pays to lose them
B| ?Hartford (Conn.) Courant.
I>??R Meets the Mnll Train.
A big black dog of uncertain breed
; seizes the mailbag when it is thrown
off the train at a certain rural town in
Georgia and scampers away with it to
the postoffic^ It is said he seems to
know the time when the train is due,
and is always punctually at his post.
WORDS OF WISDOM.
| Society is the book of worn en?
| Jean Jacques Rousseau.
! Behavior is a mirror in which i
! every one displays bis image. ?Goetbe. I
Life is not so short but tbere is !
: always time for courtesy.?Emerson, j
Man's inhumanity to man makes
j countless thousands mourn.?Burns,
j Labor rids us of three evils?irk!
someness, vice and poverty.?Voltaire.
In business three things are necesI
sary?knowledge, temper and time.
: ?Feltham.
Whatever makes men good Chris
tians makes them good citizens.?
! Daniel Webster.
Labor to keep alive in your heart j
[ that little spark of celestial fire called ,
j conscience.?Washington.
One part of knowledge consists in j
| being ignorant of such things as are
| not worthy of being known.?Crates, j
The fountain of beauty is the heart j
and every generous thought illustrates
the walls of your chamber.? |
Bovee.
Nature gives us many children and j
\ friends, to take them away; but takes j
I none away to give tliem us again.?
! Sir W. Temple.
| There is no open door to the tem!
pie of success. Every one makes his
J own door, which closes behind him to I
! all others.?Marden.
The diligent fostering of a candid
' habit of mind, even in trifles, is a mat,
ter of high moment both to character
i and opinion.?Howson.
The youth who starts out by being
' afraid to speak what he thinks will 1
j usually end by being afraid to think |
! what he wishes.?Marden.
It is with narrow-souied people as i
j with narrow-necked bottles?the less j
| they have in them the more noise they i
j make in pouring it out.?Pope,
i If any one speak ill of thee, con- I
| sider whether he hath truth on his j
I side; and if so, reform thyself, that ;
j his censures may not affect thee.? ^
J Epictetus.
I When infinite happiness is put in 1
: one scale against infinite misery in
i the other; if the worst that comes to I
the pious man if he mistakes he the
, best that the wicked can attain to if he
j be in the right, who can, without mad- j
j ness run the venture.?Locke.
Legl&lator a Victim of HIb Own Lav. ]
This is the story of a man who was j
hoist by his own petard. His name j
is Ira N. Terrill, and he was the first J
victim of the capital punishment law j
in Oklahoma, escaping on a technical- |
j ity. He is the author of the law, hav- i
ing been a member of the lower House 1
of the Territorial Legislature.
After much work his labors were re- i
j warded and the bill making hanging
j the punishment for murder became a
; law. Shortly after the Legislature ad- j
journed Terrill and a man named
George Ernbree bad a discussion in j
the land office in Guthrie over a plot ;
of ground. Terrill drew his revolver j
j and shot Ernbree dead.
Terrill was tried before Judge Dale i
; and was found guilty and sentenced to ,
i death. His attorneys were clever, J
j however, and obtained a new trial for i
| him on the plea that the crime was j
! committed on that part of Guthrie
' known as the "Government Acre," be- \
longing to the United States and that !
| therefore the trial should have been
before a United States court.
At the second trial he was sentenced
: to twenty years' imprisonment and
i confined in prison. Then his attor- I
neys tried to get a third trial on habeas :
| corpus proceedings and did so well
I that he obtained his freedom. He !
j was at once rearrested by the authori- i
ties and retried and sentenced to ,
I twelve years' imprisonment.
Scarcely had he been placed in jail
I when lift and a number of cattle thieves
I broke out and escaped into the Ozark j
j Mountains, where Terrill remained two 1
: years.
I About a year ago he made an effort
| to visit some relatives in Kansas, when
I he was recognized and captured. He ;
! was taken back to the penitentiary
I and is there now, awaiting the deI
cision of the courts as to which sen;
tence he shall fulfil.?New York Jouri
nal.
Prince Wore a Necklace of Pearls. j
The conversation given last night by 1
the East India United Service Club to '
meet the Princess and other IndiaD
visitors now in England, proved an es- 1
sentially brilliant function. Crowds |
ii J J A- l- i iu. i
j 01 weu-uresseu uueu me cutur- j
j case and tilled the large entrance hall,
' overshadowed by palms, to witness the i
1 arrival of the Queen's Indian guard,
many of the Hyderabad contingent and
other finely built native soldiers with j
a profusion of orders on their breasts.
They were quickly followed by several |
of the Princes. Pertab Singh was
clad in a red and gold striped habit, |
with a light blue and silver turban, on \
which figured a medallion portrait.
His tid-de-camp' was in red and gold, i
divide ', as a short skirt and long I
jacket, with a black and gold turban. .
With him was another Indian visitor !
in a long white satin coat cut as they i
wear them 'u the East. Another :
Prince was arrayed in white satin with i
j rows ot pearls about ins necK; a long
; bar of diamonds clasping, not the lobe, j
j but the entire ear, and magnificent, I
i diamond ornaments glittered on his
! soft silky yellow turban. A grand old
i nawab's coat was entirely composed of
cloth of gold, and, with his gray
i whi ikers curiously tied and large tur;
ban, he towered above all the rest.
: There were three Parsees in shiny
; black caftans, the elder Sir Jamsetjee
I Jejeebhoy.?St. James' Gazette.
IVliy n Boy Wan Goocl Fifty Years Ago.
Assistant Marshal Wright amused
; himself the other day with watching a
i small boy, who thought he was unobserved,
try to let the wind out of a bicycle
standing in front oi the Western
Union office. He unscrewed the cap
from the valve and tlien glanced about
to see if any one was looking; then he
; squeezed the tire, put his knee on it,
and tried vario is means to get the air
: out, looking, meanwhile, to see if the
owner wa3 comii.g. He finally had to
give up. Mr. Wi ight said to ex-Marshal
Hendrick:
"Talk about bad boys; they wouldn't
| have done that fifty years ago." Mr.
I Hendrick, evidently a believer in the
: boy of to-day, answered:
"Oh, no; they didn't have bicycles
j fifty years ago."?Springfield Republican.
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IJ-J-M.T J..M -L'- LH.IJ.CTT
The Country School.
If the elementary principles of soil
fertility and plant growth are to be
taught in our country schools, aoine,
jven, of our most successful teachers
will, perhaps, need to "post up" on
these branches, and we repectfully
suggest that they might do well to begin
now; the country school is bound
to grow bigger, broader and better; it
lias the people back of it; they must
know more about the common things
with which they come in daily contact
and the mighty forces of nature with
which they have to deal.?The Epitornist.
Turning; the Weeds to Good Use.
Summer heat, when it comes, starts
a numerous and enterprising crop of
weeds into active life. These may
be easily controlled by frequent use of
the iron rake, which stifles them at
i-i- r)..i i?
oirui. dui ii, iu:uu^u iuuucuuuu,
they get the start of the gardener and
need to be reduced by the hoe, they
should be attacked vigorously at the
first chance, and not allowed to perfect
and drop their seed into the soil.
Pull up and shake the larger ones when
not so near as to endanger valuable
plants thereby, and hoe up all others,
not merely scraping the ground over,
but breaking it up and pulverizing it
while rooting out the weeds. These
may then, while still green and succulent,
be raked together and put into
the compost heap, where they will be
obliged to return to the gardener all
that they have purloined from the soil
This compost heat may, by a little
care, be made quite an important factor
in the fertility of the garden. Not
only all weeds, but, as crops mature,
all the garden refuse not used for
mulching other plants,-may be put into
it wet thoroughly and covered with
a little earth, and thus rotted down
and retained for use as so much homemade
fertilizer. It should bo established
in some out-of-the-way corner;
a hole dug a few feet deep to
accommodate it will be found convenient,
and the contents drenched
with the hose from time to time to
promote decomposition, after which a
few shovelfuls of earth will delay evaporation
and help retain the gases.
When used the addition of wood ashes
and bone dust of course makes it by
rq much the richer.?Boston Evening
Transcript.
Increasing a Wheelbarrow's Capacity.
When wheeling corn, fodder, and
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UUici ii^ui diuu, a ?uociuuuu>v o
pacity is too limited for convenience.
The illustration shows a simple attachWHEELB
ARROW ATTACHMENT.
meut that can be slipped into the barrow
on such occasions, to the great
increase of its capacity. The side
i 1,1 u^ i .1 rru~
pi ecus SLiLMiiu ue uuiuwuuu suxpn. allu
attachment may be supported by hooks
from the strips to the top of the wheelbarrow's
back if preferred.?American
Agriculturist.
The Campbell Farm Cti lture.
We might assume that our readers
are familiar with the nature of the
"Campbell method" of farm culture,
as we have once or twice described it,
but we may repeat that it consists,
first, in thoroughly pulverizing the
upper three or four inches of the soil
intended to be cultivated. This is
best done with a spader or disk harrow.
If the soil is already in perfect
condition this operation may be
omitted. In this upper stratum, at
the end of the summer, is concentrated
the most of the available plant food.
Secondly, the ground is plowed to a
uniform depth of eight inches, by
measure and not by guess, the furrow
slice to be turned completely bottom
up so tnat tne puiverizea surrace son
containing the humus may be in a position
to form the rootbed for the
coming crop. Third, the plow is to
l^e immediately followed by a toDl
called the sub-surface packer, which
thoroughly firms the lower four inches,
but leaves the upper stratum in a friable
condition suitable for a seedbed.
The object of firming the lower four
inches is to prevent drying out by a
too free - circulation of air, and to increase
the inflow of water to rot the
vegetable matter in the rootbed.
Fourth, the grain is sown in drills,
eighteen or twenty inches apart, and
the cultivator kept going in it every
week until Leaded out. This surface
cultivation is only about two inches in
depth, and with a proper tool can be
done verv rapidlv. Corn and other
hoed crops are planted at usual distances
and tended to maturity.
There is no doubt as to the result of
such cultivation wherever the annual
rainfall is sufficient to make a crop,
and very little rain is required when
the water is all saved. That it is
saved by this method has not been determined
alone by the size of the
; crops, for other reasons might be
alleged for this, but more accurately
by analyses of the soil to a depth of a
foot compared with the analyses of
adjoining soil not so cultivated. In
the one case there was always found
sufficient water to make a crop, and
in the other case it was not found.
The question to be settled is whether
it will pay to raise good crops at the
cost of so much labor. As to this the
data are not forthcoming, although
they doubtless will be supplied in the
course of the season. In different
climates, with different rainfall, and in
different years, there will doubtless be
a variation in the nnmber of cultivaI
tions possible or profitable, lint it
seems evident to us that this method
i is certain to open to profitable cultiI
vation large areas of arid lands hitherj
to considered worthless, and we bej
lieve it to be desirable that experi!
inents should be at once made in thif
State with the view of determining
what the results will be here. Then
is more or less of summer rain in th<
i?a| I)^
,...i.gcr: them
honoi
districts where it has thus far been enoui
tried, but among the missing links in 1
tie evidence hitherto supplied .is the sejZ0!
ninfall by months, on the farms thoDf
worked by this method.?San Fran- that I
c .sco Chronicle. w,f
as wi
Splits In Fruit Treed. O^wll
If a fruit tree is trained properly whiel
from the nursery to the bearing period, of yo'
the danger from a splitting of the
trunk or a splitting off of some limbs WOud
from the trunk would perhaps not be enouj
very great; but, as a matter of fact, tempi
many trees do thus split, and a knowl- 1 9F
edge of the proper treatment of such
wounds is therefore important. Some- tion t
times the two split portions of a tree of w
ars brought together and an iron rod
passed through both parts, the ends aons
being secured by a bolthead and by a that
nut. Such material is not always at daug
hand, and costs, moreover, more than
is necessary. American Gardening uioof
suggests an improvement as follows: "It h
If a coil of stout, galvanized iron tfc
wire (No. 12,at least,) is kept on hand, flnd?'
a split limb can be instantly replaced, worlc
and a figure eight placed about it and
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TREATMENT OF TREE SPLITS. an(j ,
parnl
its neighbor, as shown in the illustra- clas9
tion. Severals strands of the wire '
should be used, according to the eithe
amount of weight to be supported. A loarle
bit of sheetiron, tin or zinc, placed at
the sides will keep the bark from be- short
ing cut by the wire. Such wire is ex- want
ceedingly convenient in mending of thi
breaks of many kinds, and may well k
be kept always on hand. for vi
wilft
Feeding, Dressing and Marketing Capons. Into I
To have good profitable capons the pojJ?
chicks should be hatched in April or bet o
May. The summer and fall hatches
can be caponized and held for the jj?",
March and April market but they will thOU,
not be as fine as the early ones which that
can be sold bv the holidavs. A point ! aud 1
in favor of caponizing all surplus cock- th?en"j
erels is the fact that they are growing | title l
into good money during the fall and man
early winter months vdiile the hens on ^
the farm are taking a rest from egg 9noU1
production and are giving but little or N<r
no return for the fesd they are con- roPe,
suming. ^dc
Do not expect that a 12 or 15 pound hazai
capon from a bird that would have near
weighed 6 or 7 pounds in his natural
state. About li pounds gain can be pect?
expected on every five pounds, or a | think
bird that will mature into a fivo pound JaU >
rooster will weigh about 6i pounds at j
the same age if caponized and a 10 nen
pound rooster will reach 12 or 13 j vritlii
pounds if caponized. A capon that
will weigh only 5 to 7 pounds dressed, are ^
will sell at the holidays for about fif- them
teen cents per pound. That is a 7 $5000
pound bird will sell for $1.05 while a
capon that will dress 9 pounds will j0 gr
sell for eighteen cents and will bring Th<
SI. G2, leaving a difference of fifty-seven sin
cents in favor of the heavy capon. j^ey
There is no danger of getting them enou,
too heavy. do nc
About three weeks before they are
to be sold put fifteen or twenty in a [f ^f
yard and roosting house and feed youn,
tlJem all the fat forming foods they these
will consume. Whole corn, coram eal,
bran, middlings, animal meal or meat, shop,
a little linseed meal are perhaps the I oug
best available feeds for a farmer.
Give all the milk they will drink. pensl
Keep plenty of fresh water and grit I can
by them. See that they do not get to tune,
feather pulling. Should this occur increase
the meat ration and put a little ]jve j
salt into the mixture. him <
The spurs of a capon do not become 2/htlr
l ard like those of a cock, but remain w? 1
softened and rather loose ou the eousi
shank, neither do they grow long, a mi
He will sometimes play, but will do ?120C
little or no fighting. The comb a:id
wattles do not grow any more after they
the operation. The head is slim and the e
has a pale, lifeless appearance. The
growth of feathers is very profuse, njKhi
and the tail feathers especially grow hund
to remarkable length.
When ready to butcher, hang the th*^
capon by the legs by good strong hund
cords. Kill by bleeding in the roof of nant
the mouth. Be careful to keep all the el9^
blood and dirt off the feathers, most Thi
of which are left on and shipped with j ?ins f
the bird. Leavo on all long feathers , and p
next to head, those on thigh, wings 4
from first joint out, all of the tail and thev
those a little way down on the back muot
from tail. Dry pick. Wash the manj
mouth and feet. Hang in a cool place
and be sure the animal heat is all out tonffi
before packing. In advance of dress- their
ing the capons find out how tbe commission
man wants them. Sorno want
all the feathers scalded, others picked until
off dry. I have given New York style, nsk i
Leave head and feet on and do not remove
the intestines. , fr;iui
Coffee boxes are very suitable for nrw
packages. Line them with clean, Onco
white paper, then snugly pack, placing
the fowls as straight as possible. Nail j f0un<
the box securely, mark plainly, giving of ?i
! cross and net weights and to whom j
shipped. The flesh of the capon is the j\7iiYr
I finest, in the world.?American Agri- stole
culturist. 011
man
An Klephnnt un<l a Buhy. lyu 1
i At the circus parade in Middleton
recently a small child in Broad street jn3nt
: got away from its mother and toddled stole
1 out in the street to see Jumbo. Before
any one could redize what the c'aild ^ ?
was up to it was directly in front of iet.
the herd of elephants. Every one ex* leadi
- Ai- . i;j.ii 1?i , clten
pecteu to see me muo unu umaucu i,u i nv^c(
? deuth, but the leader of the herd care- ?arn)
f fully picked the hibe up with its trunk | imitj
j and swung her out of all dpngec.? I citen
3 Hartford (Conn.) Courant. [
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TALMAGES SERMON.
)AY'S DISCOURSE BY THE NOTED
DIVINE.
.ni(|ncnr iMSHertarion on uic .-5in m
itnbling?An Insidious Vice Which
umbers Its Victims by the Tliounds?May
be Saved by Grace of God.
;t: "Woe unto them that sin, as it were
a cart rope."?Isaiah v., 18.
;re aro some iniquities that only nibble
i heart. After a lifetime of their work
an still stands upright, respected and
red. Theso vermin have not strength
?h to gnaw through a man's character,
here are other transgressions that lift
3elves up to gigantic proportions and
hold of a man and bind him with
?s forever. There are some iniquities
lave such great emphasis of evil that
10 commits them may be said to sin
th a cart rope. I suppose you know
:hey make a great rope. The stuff out
tich it is fashioned is nothing but tow
1 you pull apart without any exertion
ur fingers. This is spun into threads,
>f which you could easily snap, but a
many of these threads aro interd?then
you have a rope strong
;h to bind an ox or hold a ship in a
331.
>eak to you of the sin of gambling. A
ope in strength is that sin, and yet I
rr? Arn aananlallv f a rlrom trAii nffon
;o the small threads of influence out
hich that mighty iniquity is twisted,
crime is on the advance, so that it is
lot only that fathers and brothers and
be interested in such a discussion, but
wives and mothers and sisters and
hters look out lest their present home
icrificed or their intended home be'
ad. No man, no woman, can stand
from such a subject as this and say,
as no practical bearing upon my life,"
lere may be in a short time in your
ry an experience in which you will
that the discussion involved three
Is?earth, heaven, hell. There are
ling establishments by the thousands,
sre are about 5500 professional gambOut
of all the gambling establishs
how many of them do you suppose
ss to be honest? Ten?these ten pro
ig io De nonesi necauseiney are merely
ntechamber to those that are acknowli
fraudulent. There are first-class esihments.
You step a little way out of
Iway, New York. You go up the marairs.
You ring the bell. The liveried
nt introduces you. The walls are lavr
tinted. The mantels are of Vermont
le. The pictures are "Jephthah's
fhter" and Dore's "Dante" and Virgil's
sen Region of Hell," a most approe
selection, this last, for ,the plaoe.
3 is the roulette table, the finest, costmost
exquisite piece of furniture in
'nited States. There is the banquetoom,
where, free of charge to the
:s, you may find the plate and viands
vines and cigars sumptuous beyond
lei. Then you come to the second
gambling establishment. To it you
ltroduced by a card through some
5r in." Having entered, you must
r gamble or fight. Sanded cards, dice
id with quicksilver, poor drinks mixed
more poor drinks will soon help you
t rid of all your money to a tune in
meter with staccato passages. You
ed to see. You saw. The low villains
at place watch you as you come in.
not the panther, squat in the grass,
r a calf when she sees it? Wrangle not
our rights in that place, or your body
>e thrown bloody into the street or dead
:he river.
j go along a little farther and find the
y establishment. In that place you
n numbers. Betting on two numbers
lied a "saddle;" betting on three numts
called a "gig;" bettinc on four
.>ers is called a "horse," and there are
sands of our young men leaping Into
"saddle" and mounting that "gig"
behind that "horse" riding to peraiThereis
always one kind of sign on
oor, "Exchange," a most appropriate
for the door, for there in that room a
exchanges health, peace and heaven
iss of health, loss of home, loss of fam)ss
of immortal soul. Exchange sure
?h and infinite enough.
(V you acknowledge that is a cartof
evil, but you want to know what
;he small threads out of which it is
!. There is In many a disposition to
rd. They feel a delight in walking
a precipice because of the sense of
?r Th?r? nr? nuniilfi whn cr> linon
frau, not for the largeness of the prosbut
for the feeling that they have of
:ing, "What would happen If I should
oil?" There are persons who have
blood filliped and accelerated by
ng very near an airhole. There are
who find a positive delight in driving
d two inches of the edge of a bridge,
this disposition to hazard that finds
lopment in gaming practices. Here
*500. I may stake them. If I stake
, I mav lose them, but I may win
I. Whichever way it turns I have the
ement. Shuffle the cads. Lost! Heart
ps. Head dizzy. At it again?just
atify this desire for hazard.
3n there are others who uo into this
irough sheer desire for gain. It is eslly
so with professional gamblers,
always keep cool. They never drink
gh to unbalance their judgment. They
)t see the dice so much as they see the
r beyond the dice, and for that they
(1 as the spider in the web, looking as
id until the fly passes. Thousands of
g men in the hope of gain go into
practices. They say: "Well, my sal!
not enough to allow this luxury. I
get enough from my store, office or
I ought to have finer apartments,
ht to have better wines. I ought to
more richly flavored cigars. I ought
able to entertain my friends more ex
vely. I won't stand this any longer,
with one brilliant stroke make a forNow,
here goes, principle or no
iple, heaven or hell. Who cares?"
ien a young man makes up his mind to
)eyond his income, satan has bought
out and out, and it is only a question
tie when the goods are to be delivered.
:hing is done. You may plant in the
all the batteries of truth and rlghtiess;
but man is bound to go on. When
in makes $1000 a year and spends
I, when a young man makes 61500 and
Is $1700, all the harpies of darkness
>ut, "Ha! ha! we have him!" And
have. How to get the extra $500 or
xtra $2000 is the question. He says:
e is my friend who started out the
r day with but little money, and in one
t, so great was his luck, he rolled up
reds and thousands of dollars. If he
it, why not I? It is such dull work,
idding up of long lines of figures in
ounting house, this pulling down of-a
rati vnrds of croods and selline a rem
, this always waiting upon somebody
vhen I could put $100 on the ace and
up 51000."
Is sin works very insidiously. Other
tound the drum, and Ilaunt the flag,
rather their recruits with wild huzza,
his marches its procession of pale vicin
dead of night, in silence, and when
drop into the grave there is not so
i sound as the click of dice. Oh, how
r have gone down under it! Look at
i men who were once highly pros1.
Now their forehead is licked by a
ae of flame that will never go out. In
souls are plunged the beaks which
lover be lifted. Swing open the door of
man's heart and you see a coil of adwriggling
their indescribable horror
you turn away and hide your face and
God to help you to forget it. The
of this evil is unadvertised. The
nunity does not hear of it. Men deled
in gambling establishments
not fools enough to tell of it.
in awhile, however, there is an
sure, as when in Boston the police
ped upon a gaming establishment ami
I in it the representatives of all classes
tizens, from the llrst merchants on
street to the low Ann street gambler:
leu Iiullock, the cashier of the Central
ond of Georgia, was found to have
11 .*103,000 for the purpose of carrying
ambling practices, as when a young
in one of the savings banks of Brooknany
years ago was found to have
n $40,000 to carry on gaming practices;
len a man connected with a Wall street
ance company was found to have
n *108,000 to carry on his gaming pracBut
that is exceptional.
nerally the money leaks silently from
aerchant's till into the gamester's walI
believe that one of the main pipes
ng to this sewor of iniquity Is the exlent
of business life. Is it not a sigmt
fact that the majority of the day
iling houses in New \ork are in proxr
to Wall street? Men go into the uxlent
of stock gambling, and from that
plunge into the gambling nouses, as,
l men are intoxicated, they go Into a
liquor saloon to get more drink. Tho agitation
that ia witnessed in the stock market
when the chair announced the word
"Northwestern," or "Fort Wayne," or
"Rock Island," or "New York Central,"
and the rat, tat, tat, of the auctioneer's
hammer, and the excitement of making
"corners," and getting up "pools," and
"carryingstock," and a"break" from eighty
to seventy, and the excitement of rushing
around in curbstone brokerage, and the
sudden cries of "Buyer three!" Buyer
ten!" Take 'em!" "How many?" and the
making or losing of $10,000 by one operation,
unfits a man to go home, and so he
goes up the flight of stairs, amid business
offices, to the darkly curtained, woodenshuttered
room, gayly furnished inside,
and takes his place at the roulette or the
faro table. But I cannot tell all the process
by which men get into this evil. A
man went to New York. He was a Western
merchant. He went into a gaming
house on Park place. Before morning he
had lost all his money save 81. and he
moved around about with that dollar in his
band, and after awhile, caught still more
powerfully under the infernal infatuation,
he came up and put down the dollar and
cried out until they heard him through the
saloon, "une tnousana ranes irom noma,
and my last dollar on the gaming table."
Many years ago for sermonic purposes
and in company with the chief of police of
New York I visited one of the most brilliant
gambling houses in that city. It was
night, and as we came up in front all
seemed dark. The blinds were down, the
door was guarded, but after a whispering
of the officer with the guard at the door we
were admitted into the hall," and thence into
the parlors, around one table finding eight
or ten men in midlife, well dressed?all the
work going on in silence, save the noise of
the rattling "ohips" on the gaming table
in one parlor and the revolving ball of the
roulette table in the other parlor. Some of
these men, we were told, had served terms
in prison, some were shipwrecked bankers
and brokers and money dealers, and some
were going their first rounds of vice?but
all intent upon the table, as large or small
fortunes moved up and down before them.
Oh, there was something awfully solemn in
the silence?the intense gaze, the suppressed
emotions of the players. No one
looked up. They all had money in the
rapids, and I have no doubt some saw,
as they sat there, horses and carriages,
and houses and lands,
and home and family rushing
down into the vortex. A man's life would
not have been worth a farthing in that pres
?l?,1
diii;o uau no u<;t uouu auwmpauicu ijj tuo
police if he had been supposed to be on a
Christian errand of observation. Some of
these men went by'prlvate key, some went
in by careful introduction, some were
taken in by the patrons of the establishment.
The officer of the law told me,
"None gets in here except by police mandate
or by some letter of a patron." While
we were there a young man came in, pat
his money down on the roulette table and
lost; put more money down on the roulette
table and iost; put more money down on
the roulette table and lost; then feeling in
his pockets for more money, finding none,
in severe silence he turned his back upon
the scene and passed out. While we stood
there men lost their property and lost their
souls. Oh, merciless place! Not once in
all the history of that gaming house has
there been one word of sympathy uttered
for the losers at the game.
Sir Horace Walpole said that a man
dropped dead in one of the clubhouses of
London. His body was carried into the
clubhouse, aud the members of the club
began immediately to bet as to whether he
was dead or alive, and when it was proposed
to test the matter by bleeding him,
it was only hindered by the suggestion that
it would be unfair to some of the players.
In these gaming bouses of our cities men
iiuve lucir pruyerty wmug awajr nuux buoui,
and then they pro out, some of them to
drown their grief in strong drink, some to
ply the counterfeiter's pen, and so restore
their fortunes, some resort to the suicide's
revolver, but all going down, and that work
proceeds day by day and night by night.
"That cart-rope,""says some young man,
"has" never been wound around my soul."
But have not some threads of that cartrope
been twisted?
I arraign before God the gift enterprises
of our cities, which have a tendency to
make this a nation of gamblers. Whatever
you get, young man, in such a place
as that, without giving a proper equivalent,
is a robbery of your own soul and a
robbery of the community. Yet how we
are appalled to see men who have failed
in other enterprises go into gift concerts,
where the chief attraction Is not muslo,
but the. prizes distributed among the audience,
or to sell books where the chief
attraction is not the book, but the package
that goes with the book. Tobacco dealers
advertise that on a certain day they will
put money into their papers, so that
the purchaser of this tobacco in Cincinnati
or New York may unexpectedly
come upon a magnificent gratuity.
Boys hawking through the cars packages
containing nobody knows what, until you
open them and find fhey contain nothing.
Christian men with pictures on their wall
gotten in a lottery, and the brain of community
taxed to a find out some new way
nt n>o+tino> thine without navlnc for them.
Oh,young men, these are threads that make
the cart rope, and when a young man consents
to these practices he Is being bound
hand and foot by a habit whloh Has Already
destroyed "a great multitude that no man
can number." *
Sometimes these gift enterprises are carried
on in the name of charity, and some of
you remember at the close of our civil war
how many gift enterprises were on foot,
the proceeds go to the orphans and
widows of the soldiers and sailors. What
did the men who had charge of those gift
enterprises care for the orphans and
widows? Why, tu',"T would have allowed
them to freeze to ucdth upon their steps.
I have no faith in a charity which for the
sake of relieving present suffering opens u
gaping jaw that has swallowed down so
much of the virtue and good principle of
the community. Young man, have nothing
to do with these things. They only sharpen
your appetite for games of chance. Do one
of two things?be honest or die.
I have accomplished my object if I put
you on the lookout. It is a great deal
easier to fall than it is to get up again.
The trouble is that when men begin to go
astray from the path of duty they are apt
to say: "There's no use of my trying to get
back. I've sacrificed my respectability, I
can't return." And they go on until they
are utterly destroyed. I tell you, my
friends, that God this moment, by His
Holy Spirit, can change your entire nature
so that you will be a different man in a
minute. Your great want?what is it?
More salary? Higher social position? No,
no. I will tell you the great want of every
man if he has not already obtained it.
It is the grace of God. Are there any who
have fallen victims to the sin that I have
been reprehending? You are in a prison.
You rush against the wall of this prison
and try to get out and you fail, and you
turn arouud and dash against the other
wall until there is blood on the grates and
blood on your sonl. You will never get
out in this way. There is only one way of
petting out. There is a key that can unlock
that prison house. It is the key of
the house of David. It is the key that
Christ wears at His eirdle. I! you will
allow him to put that key to the lock, the
bolt will shoot back, and the door will
swing open, and you will be a free man in
Christ Jesus. Oh, prodigal, what a business
this is for you, feeding swine, when
your father stands in the front door, straining
his eyesight to catch the first glimpse
of your return, and the calf is as fat as It
will be, and the harps of heaven are all
strung, and the feet free.
There are converted gamblers in heaven.
The light of eternity Hashed upon the green
baize of their billiard saloon. In the laver
of God's forgiveness they washed off all
their sins. They quit trying for earthly
stakes. They tried for heaven and won it.
There stretches a hand from heaven toward
the bead of the worst offender. It is ft
hand, uot clinched as if to smite, but
outspread as if to drop a benediction.
Other seas have a shore and may be
fathomed, but the sea of God's loveeternity
has no plummet to strike the
bottom, and immensity no ironbouud
shore to confine it. Its tides are lifted
by the heart of infinite compassion. Its
waves are the hosannas of the redeemed.
The argosies that sail ou it drop anchor
at last amid the thundering salvo of eternal
victory. But alas for that man who
sits down to the final game of life and puts
his immortal soul on the ace, while the
angels of God keep the tally board, and after
kings and queens, and knaves, and
spades are "shuffled" and "cut," and the
game Is ended, hovering and impending
worlds discover that he has lost It, the faro
bank of eternal darkness clutching down
into its wallet all the blood stained wagers.
IN THE QUIET HOUBS. 1
PRECNANT THOUGHTS FROM THE
WORLD'S CREATEST AUTHORS.
Door Shut for Our Good?CnrUt Standing
at the Door ? Draw Patlencc From
Christ - Unappreciated IiIe**iiiK?-Tli?
Value In In Chrint-Faith by Watching.
God sometimes shuts the door, and shut*
us in,
That He may speak, perchance through t j
grief or pain,
And softly, heart to heart, above the din,
May tell some precious thought to us again.
God sometimes shuts the door, and keeps ua
still,
That so our feverish haste, our deep
unrest,
Beneath His gentle touch may quiet, till
He whispers what our weary hearts lovft
best.
God sometimes shuts the door, and though
shut in,
If 'tis His hand, shall we not wait and see? . 'i
If worry lies without, and toil, and sin,
God's word may wait within for you and
me.
?Interior.
Christ Standing: at the Door.
To the church at Philadelphia it was prom- ' '-.h
isad that the door should be opened ; but het '<i
a church at Laodicea, which had deliberately
sliut its door on the higher life. It
was a church that was neither cold nor hot,
a lukewarm, indifferent, spiritless people,
and to such a people, wilfully barring out
the revelations of God, comes the Christ in . this
wonderful flgure, standing at the door
like a weary traveler, asking to be let in.
Such a picture just reverses the common
- m
view which one is apt to have of the religious ;
life. We commonly think of truth as hiding "/?
itself within its closed door, and of our- j
selves a9 trying to get in to it. We speak of
finding Christ, or proving God, or getting
religion, as if all these things were mysteriee '
to be explored, hidden behind doors which ' ' v
must be unlocked; as if, in the relation between
man and God, man did all the
searching, and God was a hidden God.
But the fundamental fact of the religious
life is this?that the power and lore of
God are seeking man ; that before we love *
Him. He loves us; that before we know
Him, He knows us; that antecedent to our :
recognition of Him must be our receptivity
of Him. Coleridge said that he believed in ; -; $!
the Bible because it found him. It is for , ^
the same reason that man believes in God.
God finds hira. It is not the sheep which
go looking f jr the shepherd; it is the shep- _;.i
herd who finds the sheep, and when they
hear his voice they follow nim. This is not
contrary to nature. The same principle is
to be noticed in regard to all truth. That is
what we call a discovery ; it is tho opening
of the door of the mind : and one of the moat
impressive things about science today is < ;/* *]
to consider how many other secrets of
the universe are at this moment knocking
at our doors and waiting to be
let in; and to perceive how senseless and un?
receptive we must seem to an omniscient , :<aSg
mind, when so much truth, standing near
us, is beaten back from our closed minds
and wills. It is the. same with religious
truth. Here are our lives, shut in, limited,
self-absorbed; and here are the messages ; i
of God, knocking at our door, and between
the two, only one barrier, the barrier of our
own wills. Religious education is pimply ('?
the opening of the door of the heart. A
Christian discipleship is simply that alertness
and rec: ptivity which hears the knocking
and weloomes the 8pirit which says:
"if any man will but open the door, I will
come in to him, and sup with him, and he
with me."?Prof. F. G. Peabody in "Morn- i
ings in the College Chapel.
Draw Patience From Christ.
I remember onco when I felt the need of ?
great stock of patience to meet an emergency
that was coming upon me, and thought I
would be obliged to pray for a long time in
order to lay up enough. I think I expected
to have something after the nature of a
nanbor.a ftf nntlonflft Hnna nn tind IaHaIaiI J
"Patience," Had deposited in my heart. It
was one night, and I was preparing myself
to pray all night long in order to lay in a
good supply, wnen suddenly this
verse flashed into my mind: ''Who
of God is made unto us wisdom and righteousness,
and sanctiflcation, and redemption."
'"Yes," I added with a sudden
illumination, "and patience too!" I do not . -~q
need to lay up a stock of patience ; all the
patience I need is stored up for me in
Christ, and I have only to draw my supplies
momentarily from Him." I rose from my
knees at once, and thanked the Lord beforehand
for the unlimited supply of patience
that was mine in Christ. And I . need not
say that I found grace (in the form o( patience)
to help in every time of need. ?Hannah
Whitehall Smith.
Unappreciated Blessings. '
A poor old widow, living in the Scottish
Highlands, was called upon one day by a
gentleman who had heard that she was in
need. The old lady complained of her condition,
and that her son was in Australia,
and doing well. ''But does he do nothing to
help your' inquired the visitor. ''No, nothing."
was the reply. "He writes me regularly
once a month, but only sends me
a little picture with his letter." The
gentleman asked to see one of the
pictures that she had received, and found
each one of them to be a draft for .?10. That
is the condition of many of God's children.
He has given us many "exceeding great and
precious promises," which we either are
ignorant of or fail to appropriate. Many of
them seem to be pretty pictures of an ideal
peace and rest, but are not appropriate as
practical helps in daily life. And not ope of
these promises is more neglected than th? i
assurance of salvation. An open Biblt
places them within reach of all, and wejina'l
1 appropriate tue messing waicusuuua tuuwn
edge brings.?D. L. Moody. *
The Value In In ChrUt*
You remember the scene in Shakespeare's
"Merchant of Venice" when the suitors for
Portia's hand choose between the caskets?
the golden, the silver, the leaden. The
value is not in the casket, it is in the portrait
of Portia that lies within, and he who
finds the portrait wins the living bride.
The value of our Bible is not in its words
and p rases?these are the mere caskets; it
is in the Christ whose portrait is contained
in the whole Book, from the opening scene
in the Garden to the closing scene at the
Judgment. And he best uses the Bible
who knows how to open this casket, to look
beneath its words and phrases, to see the
Christ whose image is enshrined there, and
then to look up and see the living Christ at
his side and take him as a Friend and a
Bridegroom because he has found this divine
image in the Book.?Lyman Abbott,D.D.
Faith by Watching God.
Fnith W aIwav* nn the lookout. It does
not always see, bat it keeps its eyes open.
Yet faithis always painted blindfolded. "I
don't understand anything about Providence
or the Bible," said a young man, recently.
"I don't try to understand it; I prefer
to walk by simple faitU." But simple
faith does not court darkness, nor is it an
evidence of great faith when one who has
just placed his hand in God's hand closes
his eyes. Following God blindfolded is not
the courage of faith, hut the recklessness of
credulity. A man of faitli linds strength to
i go through hard places, not by shutting
| his eyes, but by keeping them open; not by
remaining ignorant of God's ways, but by
watching Him in all His ways ?8. S.
Times.
Thoro is no greater gift or possession
I than to believe God speaks to us. If we
i holiorn flint trA hK>*iCA.l?.Ar.a rt in
! Luther.
An Kftklmo Student.
Among the students in the summer law
i school at Ann Arbor,. Mich., is Edward
i Marsden, a full-blooded Eskimo, from AJasi
ka. He has the typical features and build
I of an Eskimo, but Is good-looking. Ha
t was early converted to Christianity, and
! was graduated in the Sitka Industrial
I School. He served as a steamboat hand
| on the North Pacific for tlirt-<! years. He
I expects to return to his country and use
I his knowledge of law to help improve the
I political and economic conditions of his
i race.
Good Crops In Mexico.
tfews from crops all over Mexico indW
?ato a year of great abundance and banker!
predict a good business during the cooilof
autumn and winter.
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