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REV. DR. TALMAGE.
THE BROOKLYN DIVINE'S SUNDAY
SERMON.
Subject: "Shall America bo Re
served for AmericansText:
"And hath made of one blood all
nations.'y?Acts xvii., 26.
That is. if for some reason general phlebotomy
were ordered, and standing in a row
were an American, an Englishman, a Scotchman
and an Ir shman, a Frenchman, a German,
a Norweigan, an Icelander, a Spaniard,
an Italian, a Russian and representatives
of all other nationalities bared their right
arm and a lancet were struck into
it, the blood let out would have the same
characteristics, for it would be red,complex,
fibrine, globuline, chlorine and containing
sulphuric acid, potassium.phosphate of magnesia
and so on, and Harvey and Sir Ast!ov
Cooper and Richardson and Zimmerman and
Brown-Sequard and all the scientific doctor?-,
allopathic, homeopathic, hydropathic and
eclectic, would a~ree witn raui as, scanning
on Mars Hill, bis pulpit a ridge of limestone
rock fifty feet bijjh and among the proudest
and most exclusive and undemocratic people
of the earth, be crashed into all their
. prejudices by declaring in the words
of "my text that God had made "of
one blood all nations." The countenance
of the five races of the human family may
be different as a result of climate or education
or habits, and the Malay will have the
projecting upper jaw, and the Caucasian the
oval face and small moutli.and the Ethiopian
the retreating forehead and large lip, and the
Mongolion the flat face of olive hue, and the
American Indian the copper-colored complexion,
but the blood is the same and indicates
that they all had one origin and that
Adam and Eve were their ancestor and ancestress.
I think God built this American continent
and organized this United States Republic
to demonstrate the stupendous idea of the
text. A man in Persia will always remain
a Persian, a man in Switzerland will always
remain a Swiss, a man in Austria will
always remain an Austrian, but all
foreign nationalties coming to America
were intended to be AmericansThis
land -is the chemical laloratory where
foreign bloods aro to be inextricably mixed
up and race prejudices and race antipathies
are to perish, and this sermon is au ax by
which I hope to kill them. It is not hard for
me to preach such a sermon, because, alm
V nnAOQ trwKt r??m a tn this
country about two hundred and fifty
years ago, some of them came from Wales
nnd some from Scotland and some from
Holland and some from other lan'ls, aud I
am a mixture of so many nationalities that
I feel at home with people from under
?very sky and have a right to call
them blood relations. There are madcaps
and patriotic lunatics in this country
who are ever and anon crying out: "America
for Americans." Down with the Germans!
Down with the Irish! Down with the
.Tews! Down with the Chinese! are in some
directions the popular cries, all of which
vociferations 1 would drown out by
the full organ of my text, while I pull out
the stops and put my foot on the pedal that
will open the loudast pipss, and run my
fingers over all the four banks of ivory keys,
playing the chant: "God hath made of one
blood all nations."
There are not five men in this audience,
nor five men in any audience to-day in
America except it be on an Indian reservawara
?Ah rloc^Qn^A^ frnrn fnrfticnflra
if you go far enough back. The only native
Americans are the Modocs, the Shawneas
the Chippewas, the Cheroke?s, the Chickasaws,
the Seminoles and such like, if the
principle America only for Americans be
carried out, then you and I have no right to
be here and we had better charter all the
iteamers and clippers and men-of-war and
yachts and sloops and got out of this country
a* quick as possible. The Pilgrim Fathers
were all immigrants, the Huguenots all immigrants.
Tho cradle of most every one of
our families was rocked on the bank of the
Clyde or the Rhine or the Shannon
-or the Seine or tha Tiber. Had the
watchword "America for Americans"
been an early and successful cry,
where now stand our cities would have stood
Indian wigwams, and canoes instead of
-steamers would have tracked the Hudson
and the Connecticut; and instead of the
Mississippi bring the main artery of the
continent, it would have been only a trough
for deer and antelope and wild pigeons to
nirink out of. What makes the cry of
"America for Americans" the more absurd
and the more inhuman is that some in this
country who themselves arrived here in their
'boyhood or arrived here only one or two
I generations back are joining in the cry.
Escaped from foreign despotisms
themselves they say: "Shut the
door of escape for others." Getting them
selves on our shores in a lifo boat from the
sh",>wreck saying: Haul the boat on the
beach and let the rest of th? passengers go to
the bottom! Men who have yet on them a
Scotch or German or English or Irish brogue
<?rying out, America, for Americans: Whatif
the native inhabitants of Heaven, I mean the
?nge!s, the cherubim, the seraphim born
there, should stand in the gate and when
they see us coming up at the last should say:
"Go back! Heaven for the Heavenian?:"
Of course we do well not to allow foreign
nations to make this country a convict colony.
We would have a wall built as high as heaven
and as deep as hell against foreign thieves,
pickpockets and anarchists. We would not
let them wipa their feet on the mat of the
outside door of Castle Garden. If England or
Russia or Germany or France send here
their desperadoes to get clear of
them. we would have these des
peradoes sent back in chains
to the places where they came from.
We will not have America become the
-damping place for foreign vagabondism.
But you build up a wall at the
Narrows before New York harbor, or at
the Golden Gate before San Francisro, and
forbid the coming of the industrious and
hard working and honest populations of
other lauds who want to breathe the
air of our free institutions and get opportunity
for better livelihood, and j
it is only a question of time when i
God will tumblo that wall flat on our I
own heads with the red hot thunderbolt*
of His omnipotent indignation.
"Vou area father and you have five children.
The parlor is the bast room iu your house.
Yonr son Philip says to the other four children:
"Now. John, you live in the small
room in the end of the hall and stf.y there;
* George, you live in the garret and
stay there: Mary, you live in the cellar and
stay there: Fannie, you live in the kitchen
and stay there. I. Philip, will take the parlor.
It suits me exactly. I like the pictures
on tho wall. I like the lambrequins at
the windows. 1 like the Axminster on
the floor. Now, I, Philip, propose to occupy
this parlor and 1 command you to stay
out. The parlor only for Philippians." You,
the father, hear or this arrangement and
what will you do? You will get red in the face
and say: ''John, roni3 out of that small
room at the end of the hall; George, coma
down out of tho garret; Mary, come up from
the cellar; Fannie, come out of the kitchen,
and go into the parlor or anywhere you
Philirv for vour creedin^sa ami
unbrotherly bahavior, I put you for two
bours in the dark closet under the
stair?." God is the Father of the human
race. He has at least five sons, a North
American, a South American, a European,
an Asiatic and an African. The North
American sniffs the breeze and he says to his
four brothers and sisters: "Let the South
.American stay in South America, let the
European stay in Europe,let the Asiatic stay
i:i Asia, let the African stay in Africa: but
America is for me. I think it is the parior
of the whole earth. I like its carpets of
grass and its npholstery ot the front
window, namely tho American sunrise,
nd the upuolsiery oi the back window,
namely the American sunset. Now 1 want
you all to stay out and koep to your places."
I am sure the Father of th9 whole human race
would hear of it and chastisement would
come, and, whether by earthquake or tinod
or arought or heaven darkening swarms of
locust and grasshopper or destroying angel
of pestilence, God would rebuke our selfishness
as a nation and say to the four winds
of heaven: "'This world is my housa and the
North American is no more my child than is |
tho South American ana toe European
and the Asiatic and the African. Ar.d 1
built this world for all the children, and
the parlor is th ;ir3 and all is theirs.'' For,
let ma say, whether ws will or not. the
population of other lauds will come J
here. There are harbors all the way from
Baffin's Bay to Galveston, and if you shut
fifty eates there will ba other 2ate3 unguarded.
And if you forbid foreigners
from coming on the steamers
they will take sailing vessels. And
if you forbid them coming on sailinR
vessels they will come in boats. And
if you will not let them come in beats they
wiJl come on raft*. And if you will not a1.low
wharfage to the raft they will leave it
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outside Sandy Hook and swim for free
America. Stop them? You might as vrell pass
a law forbidding a swarm of summer bee3
from lighting on the clover top, or pass a law
forbidding the tides of the Atlantic to rise
when the noon puts under it silver grappling
hooks, or a law that the noonday sun
should not irradiate the atmosphere. They
bave come. They are coming now. They
will come. And if I had a voice loud
snouzh to be heard across the seas J
would put it to the utmost tension and cry:
Fx?t them come' You stingy, selfish,shriveled
up, blasted souls who sit before your silver
dinner plate piled up with breast of roast
furkoy incarnadined with cranberry, your |
fork full and your mouth full and cramming
down the superabundance till your digestive
organs are terrorized, let th9 millions of your
fellow-msn have at least the wishing bone.
But some of this cry. America for A medians,
may arise from an honest fear lest this
land be overcrowded. Such persons had better
take the Northern Pacific or Union Pacific
or Southern Pacific or Atlantic and Charlotte
air line or Texas and Santa Fe,
aud go a long journey and find out that no
more than a tenth part of this continent:'
fully cultivated. If a man with a hundred
acres of farm land should put all his cultivation
on one acre he would be cultivating a
larger ratio or nis inrm man uur nation
is now occupying of the national farm.
Pour the whole human race. Europe, Asia,
Africa and all the islands of the sea, into
America and there would be room to spare.
All the Rocky Mountain barrennesses and
all the other American deserts are to be fertilized,
and as Salt Lake City and much of
Utah onca yielded not a blade of grass, now
by artificial irrigation have become gardens,
so a nart. r?f this /v>nr.in<?nfc that
now is too poor to grow even a
mullein stalk or a Canada thistle,
will through artificial irrigation like an i
Illinois prairie wave with wheat or like a
Wisconsin farm rustle with corn
tassels. Beside that, after perhaps a
century or two more, when this continent
is quite well occupied, the tides of immigration
will turn the other
way. Politics and governmantal affairs being
corrected on the other side of the waters,
Ireland under different regulation turned into
& garden will invite back another generati jn
of Irishmen, and the wide wastes of
Russia brought from under despotism
will with her own green fields invite
back another generation of Russians. And
there will be hundreds of thousand? of
Americans every year settling on the other
continents. And after a number of centuries,
all the earth full and crowded, what
TVall nt-. thah fimi> enmn nitrht a
Eantiier meteor wandering through the
eavens will put its oaw cm our world
and stop it, and putting its panther tooth in
to the neck of its mountain range will shake
it lifeless as the rat terrier a rat. So I have
no more fear of America being overcrowded
than that tho porpoises in the Atlantic Ocean
will become so numerous as to stop shippiug.
It is through mighty addition of foreign
population to our native population that I
think God is going to fill this land with a
race of people 95 per cent, superior to anything
the world baa ever seen. Intermarriage
of families and intermarriage of
nations is depressing and crippliug. Marriage
outside of one's own nationality and with
another style of nationality is a mighty gain.
What makes the Scotch-Irish second to no
pedigree for braiu and stamina of character,
so that blood goes right up to supreme
court bench and to the front rank iu jurisprudence
and merchandise and art? Because
nothing under heaven can be more unlike
than a Scotchman and an Irishman ami thj
descendants of these two conjoined nationalities,
unless rum fliugs them, go right to
the tip top in everything. All nationalities
coming to this land the opposites will
all the while be affianced, and French
and German will unite and that will stop all
the quarrel between them, and one child they
will call Alsace and the other Lorraine.
And hot-blooded Spaniard will unite with
cool-blooded Polander and romantic Italian
with matter of fact Norwegian, and a
hundred and fifty years from now the race
occupying this land will be in stature
in purity of complexion, in liquidity of
eye, in gracefulness of poiso, iu dome like
brow, in taste, in intelligence and in morals
so far ahead of anything now known on either
side tb? seas that this last quarter or cne
nineteenth century will seem to them
like the Dark Ages. Oh, then how
they will legislate and bargain and pray and
preach and govern! This is the land where
by the mingling of races the race prejudice
is to get its death blow. How Heaven feels
about it we may conclude from the fact that
Christ, the Jew, and descended from a
Jewess, nevertheless provided a religion for
all races, and that Paul, though a Jew, ba
cnme the chief apostle of tho Gentiles, and
that recently Goa has allowed to burst in
splendor upon the atteution of the world
Hirscb, the Jew,who after giving ttn million
dollars to Christian churches and hospitals,
has called a committee of nations and furnished
them with forty million dollars for
schools to elevate bis race in France and Germany
and Russia to higher intelligence and
abolish, as he says, the prejudices against
their race, these fifty million dollars not
given in a last will aud testament and at a
time when a man must leave his money
anyhow, but by donation at lifty-five years
of age and in good health, utterly eclipsing
all benevolence since the world was created.
I must confess there was a time when
I entertained race prejudice, but thanks
to God. that prejudice has gone, and i? I sat
in chnpfh anH rut nne sido of ma there was a
black man and on the other side of me was
an Indian and before me was a Chinaman
and behind me a Turk, I would be as happy as
I am now standing in the presence of this
brilliant audience.and I am as happy now as
I can be and live. The sooner we get this
corpse of race prejudice buried, the healthier
will be our American atmosphere. Let each
one fetch a spade and let us dia: its grave clear
on down deeper and deeper till we get as far
down as the center of the earth and half way
to China, but no further lest it poison those
living on the other side the earth. Th?n into
this grave let down the accursjJ carcass of
race prejudice and throw on it all the mean
things that have ever been said and written
between Jew and Gentile, between Turk
and Russian, between English ani
French, between Mongolian and antiMoneolian,
between black and white, and
put up over that grave for tombstone some
scorched and jagged chunk of scoriae spit
out by some volcanic eruption and chisel on
it for epitaph: "Here lies the careas3 of one
who cursed the world. Aged, near Bii
thousand years. Departed this life for the
perdition from whence it came. No peace to
its ashasr*
Now, in view of this subject, I have two
point blank words to utter, one suggesting
what foreigners ought to do for us, and the
other what we ought to do for foreigners.
First, to foreigners. Lay aside all apologetic
air and realize you have as much right as any
man who was not only himself born
here but his father ana his grandfather
and great-grandfather before him. Are
you an Englishman? Though during
the Revolutionary war your fathers treated
our fathers roughly. i?n?iana lias more
than atoned for that by giving to this country
at least two denominations of Christians,
the Church of England and the
Methodist Church. "Witness the magniticeht
liturgy of the one and the Wesleyan ha'.le'.ujahs
of the other. An:l who shall ever pay
England for what Shakespeare and John
Milton and Woodsworth and a thousand
other authors have done for America!
Are you a Scotchman? Thanks for
John Knox's Presbyterian ism; the balance
wheal of all other denominations.
And how shall Americans ever pay your native
land for what Thomas Chalmers and
Macintosh and Kcbert Burns and Christopher
North and Robert McCheyne and
Candlish and Guthrie have done for
Americans! Are you a Frenchman? We
cannot forget your Lafayette, who in the
most desperate time of our American revolution,
New York surrendered and our armies
Hying in retreat, espoused our cause and at
Brandy wiue and Monmouth and Yorktown
put all America under eternal obligation.
And we cannot forget the coming to
tne rescue o? our fathers Ro;liambeau and
his French fleet with six thousaml armed
men. Aro you a German? We have not
forgotton tiie eleven wounds through which
your Baron De Kalb poured out his iife blood
at the head of the Maryland and Delaware
Troops in the disastrous battle at Carr.dcn, and
after we have namud our streets and our cities
and counties after him we have not paid a
tithe of what we owe Germany for his valor
and self sacrifice. And what about Martin
Luther, the giant German who made way for
religious liberty for all lands and ages I "Are
you Polander? How can we forget your
brilliant Count Pu'asKi, whose bones
were laid in Savannah River after a
mortal wound gotten whilo in the
stirrups of one of the fiercest cavalry
charges of the American revolution? But
with no time to particularize I say: "All
hail to the men and women of other land*
who come here with honest purpose!" Renounce
all obligation to foreign despots.
Take the oath of American allegiance. Get
out your naturalization papers. Don't talk
against our instituticus, for the fact
that you came here and stay shows
that you like ours better than any other. If
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you don't like them there are steamers go ing
out of our ports almost every day, and the
fare is cheap and, lest you should fce detained
for parting civilti9s, I bid you good-by
now. But if you like it here, then 1 charge
you, at the ballot box, in legislative
hall, in churches and everywhere be
out and out Americans. Do not try
to establish here the looso foreign Sabbaths
or transcendentalism spun into a religion
of mush and moonshine, or foreign
libertinism or that condensation of all thievery,
scoundrelism, lust, murder and perdition
which in Russia is called Nihilism and
in France called Communism and in America
called Anarchism. Unite with us in making
by the grace of God the fifteen million square
miles or America on both sides the Isthmus
of Panama the paradise of virtue and religion.
My other word suggests what Americans
ought to do for foreigners. By all possible
means explain to them our institutionsComing
here, the vast majority of them know
about as much concerning Republican or
Democratic form of government as you in
the United State3 know about politics of
Denmark or France or Italy or Switzerland,
namely nothing. Explain to them
that liberty in this country means liberty to
do right, but not liberty to do wrong.
Never in their presence say anything against
their native land, for, no matter how much
they may have been oppressed there, in
that native land there are sacred places,
cabins or mansions around whose doors they
played, and perhaps somewhere there is a
fhotr mnnM ll'lfA "tcVlATl lifft'lt
IIIUV nuivu iuoj uvutvk unv| ?. toils
are over, to be let down, for it is
mother's grave, and it would be like
going again into the loving arms
that first held them, aud against
the bosom that first pillowed them. Myl
my! how low down a man must have descended
to have uo regard for the place
where his craille was rocked. Don't mock
their brogue or their stumbling attempts
at the hardest of all
languages to learn. namely the
English language. I warrant that they
speak English as well as you could talk
Scandinavian. Treat them in America as
you would like to be treated if for the sake
of your honest principles or a better livelihood
for yourself or your family you had
moved under the shadow of Jungfrau,
or the Rigi, or the Giant's Causeway,
or the Bohemian Forest, or the Franconian
Jura. If they get homesick, as some
of them are, suggest to them that God is as
near to help them here as He was near tliem
before they crossed the Atlantic, and that the
soul's final flight is less than a second whether
from the beach of the Caspian Sea or the
banks of Lake Erie. Evangelize their adults
through the churche3 and their children
through the schools and let home
missions and tract societies and the Bible
translated in all the languages of these foreign
people have full swing.
Rejoice as Christian patriots that instead
of beine an element of weakness the foreign
people thoroughly evangelized will be our
mightiest defence against all the world. The
Congress of the United States recently ordered
built new forts all up and down our American
coasts, and a new navy is about to be
projected. But let me say that three hundred
million dollars expended in coast defense
will not bo so mighty as a vast foreign
population living in America. With hundreds
of thousands of Germans in New
York, Germany would as soon think of
bombshellin? Berlin as attacking us. "With
hundreds of thousands of Frenchmen in New
York, France would as soon think of firing
on Paris. With hundreds of thousands of
Englishmen in New York, England would
as soon think of destroying London.
The mightiest defence ajainat European
nations i3 a wall of Europeans
reaching all up and down the American continent,
a wall of beads and hearts consecrated
to free government. A bulwark of
foreign humanity heaved up all along our
shores, re-enforced by the Atlantic Ocean,
armed as it is with temptests and Caribbean
whirlwinds and giant billows ready to fling
mountains from their catopault, we need as a
nation fear no one in the universe but God,
and if found in His service we need not feat
Mini, as six nunnrea imuiuu p'jvyie nui jci
sit down at our national table, let God
preside. To Him be dedicated the metal of
our mines, the sheaves of our harvest fields,
th? fruits of our orchards, the fabrics of our
manufactories, the telescopes of observatories,
the vo'um95 of our libraries, the songs
of our churches, the affections of our hearts,
and all our lakes becoma baptismal
fonts and all our mountains altars of praise
and all our valleys amphitheatres of worship,
and our country, haviog become fifty
nations consolidated "into one, may its every
heart throb be a pulsation of gratitude to
Him who made "of on? blood all nations"
and ransomed that b!ood by the payment of
the last drop of Hi3 own.
In a Demon's Power.
The physiological secret of that progressiveness
of all stimulant passions, says Dr.
Oswald, in the l oice, is the gradual increase
Df the depressing reaction, which infallibly
follows every abnormal irritation of the nervous
system. The jaded nerves fail to respond
to the spur of the wonted stimulus,
while a mere and more irksome depression of
tho vital spirit prompts the patient to relieve
his torpor at any price?tco often the price
of lifeloDg bondage, clinched by a more complete
surrender to the power of the demon
whose caressing embrace only secures a
firmer hold upon the throat of his victim.
Mild stimulants soon become insipid, and by
* -'?' ? fho mnrn
aegrees positively uimmiuiui, >u vuv
and more decided appetite for stronger stimulants.
Tho increasing exorbitance of that
appetite thus not only constitutes a constant
temptat on to worsj excesses, but also prevents
the toper from retracing bis steps cn
tbe road to ruin.
There is, in that respect, a curious analogy
between the intluen"e of moral and physical
stimulants. Tho chief objection to mindtn.-laving
passions is. perhaps, not their di[
reot temptation to acts of recklessness, but
| the circumstance that their influence tends to
annul tho attractiveness of less exciting enjoyments.
Tbe historian Lecky. in bis reflections
upon the moral aberrations of pagan
Rome, traces tho decline of art and harmless
pleasures to the indirect iniluonce of the
gladiatorial games. '"To men wbo were accustomed
to witness the fierce vicissitudes of
deadly ccml at," he says, "any spectacle
that did not elicit the strongest excitement
was insipid. The idealized suffering of the
stage became unimpressive to those who
were habituated to the intense realism of the
amphitht atre. All tho genius of a Siddons
or a Ristori would fail to move an audience
who had continually seen living men fall
bleeding and mangled at their feet."
The "Treating'' Custom.
A bill has been introduced in the Pennsylvania
Legislature making it a penal offence
for any person to treat another with intoxicating
liquor. If such a law at this could
be enacted and enforced, it would do away
:4L PrftKo.
Wltri it Vabli UUIUUUbUl inpel uitt.u. jl * vwm
bly nine-tenths of the victims of strong
drink are drawn into the liquor habit by the
custom of treating. It ia an idea quite peculiar
to America, that the spirit of good
fellowship and fraternal feeling finds its
readiest and fullest expression in a call for
"drinks for the crowd." It is quite generally
regarded as a mark of a generous
nature for a man to invite his friends to
muddle their brains with some vile decoction
of the drink shops, and an indication
of a mean and petty spirit to refuse
such invitations. Tt:e treating custom
is, in short. one of the
most subtle and powerful devices employed
by Satan to lure men to destruction, but we
doubt very much whether the custom can be
directly legislated out of existence. The reform
must come in another way. As long
as the llction of respectability is kept up for
the liquor traffic by making it a legal business,
and gilded and fashionable saloons and
bar-rooms are maintained under the sanction
of the law, so long will the treating custom
bo recognized as a social oMfcation. Withdraw
from the drink-shops, high and low,
the recognition of law, drive thein out of the
light of day in company with the gambling
dens and all their kindred iniquities, and the
custom of inviting men to make beasts of
themselves with drink will soon die out of itself
for want of anything respectable to feed
u{.on. An eli'ort is now being made to drive
the saloons out cf rennsylvania with a prohibitory
law, and if this eli'ort succeeds no
anti-treating law will be needed.?New York
Observer.
A Karon a Tempcrancc /lavocateHere
is a glory for temperance. Sir Morville
\V. N. AVraxall, sixth Haronet of that
nun;e, lias made temperance advocating his
profession. Ho announces that he has as?
sumed the post of t-'ecretary to the Tower
Hamlets Temperance Mission, and will be
glad to go to any part of the country lecturing,
and, of course, collecting. Sir Morville,
though an aristocrat, is not what you might
call an out-and-out one. He was educated at
a workhouse school in Brighton, served as a
pawnbroker's assistant for some time, and
then joined the army. Sir Morville declnres
that he has l.een driven to preaih temperance
by obsei ving the effects of drink in his
own fumily, he and his collection of brothers
having been educated at a workhouse aud
his grandfather having died in a lunatic asylum
after having lived in the sama workhouse
for a long time.?-Yea; York Suik
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TEMPERANCE. I
The Pablican's Till.
L'st! to the cliok of the publican's till,
As you pass by his glittering temple of
sin,
How impressive the sound, when you think
of the ill
That is being entailed on his victims
within.
Surrounding his spirit bar crowds may be
seen,
Old and young of both sexes, all eager to
swill,
Some smoking, some croaking, then bousing
between,
While they holp to replenish the publican's
till.
The till gets the proceeds of vice and of
crime,
And the hard earned wages of labor and
skill,
The pence of the poor, though they starve
for the time,
Are engorged in the maw of the publican's
till.
If the coins in the till had but voices to
speak,
They might tell tales of grief that would
startle and thrill,
Of hearts thac were broken, of homes
wrecked and bleak,
And of children starved through the pub
ucan s mi.
Tbo seeds so sown at the family board,
\\ bile the perilous drink cup false lessons
instill.
Is fruitful of habits that lead to discord.
By paving the way to the publican's till.
If the young, who in kindness, are taught to
sip wine,
Could tho future forsea it might make their
hearts cuill,
For thousands to ruin go down the incline.
And become human wrecks round the
publican's tilL
In the spring time of life, when all seerm
bright and fa r,
What visions of happiness many minds fill,
Till awakened by suffering and sorrow, and
care,
Thev f\t:erience the fruits of the publican'i
till
Vast numbers drink daily, both women and
men,
As if duty compelled them a ta9k t? fulfil,
They practice their "nipping" oblivious that
then
They nre swallowing disease round the
publican's till
Oh, how long shall the people submit to the
chain
Of the dreadful drink-demon, who bind?
but to kill?
~ " " ~ " ?? ?J 4?A #maa.
Let them strike on me yone suu Ik UD Li OCdom
obtain,
And stop their supplies to the publican's
till
?Richard Cameron, in Temperance Record.
A Costly Habit*
i The laborer who pays the saloonist twentj
cents per day, for four glasses of beer, or
two glasses of whiskey, spends seventy-throe
dollars annually for the beverage. With this
money, as pnces now are, he could purchase
six barrels of Hour, two hundred pounds of
ugar, twenty-five bushels of potatoes, ten
pounds of tea, and twenty-fivo pounds of
coffee. So far as these several articles are
< oncerned, the above amount would be an
ample annual supply for a family of six
I>ersons, perhaps a family of eight, parents
and six children. Now, which had he I etter
uso, the beer and whisky, or the groceries *
Which would be economical and proof of real
p.iternal affection? Suppose he belongs to
the Knights of Labor, can he plead for
a strike consistently so lonz as he worse
than wastes soventy-three dollars? Must he
not strike against the saloon before he
can strike for higher wages, if lie would
challenge the sympathies of thoughtful men?
It was this thought that completely changed
? - ???i? v.*
cho life ana purposs 01 a uwuium >.> folk
Count)', Mass.. a few years ago. Ho
was a very moderate drinker?stepped from
his shop into a saloon near by only twico a
day, and paid five cents each for two glasses
of beer. "Over thirty dollars a year'." h j
said within himself. "I could buy threo barrels
of flour, five pounds of toa, ten pounds of
coflfeo and fifteen bushdls of potatoes with
'that money." He too!c bis p-neilanl cast
the figures on a piece of leather. ".Mv
'family need it, to," he thought: and the outcome
of his thinking was: "I will never
spend another cent for beer as long as 1 live:'
and he never has.
Was he not wise? Is there any disrount to
made on his judgment/ None at ail. c-s
pecially when the reader learns that his decision
became an era to his family. From tlsu
day, a laudable ambition, desire for Letter
.education, love of books and journals,
iration for higher social life, grow in tin
Jfamily; and at the end of ten years, th
members of it moved in the most intel.i
^ent and influential circles. There is nothing
ilike a good, commanding idea to lift a
! father and his familv into a nobler life. And
(this is what is needed, and all that is needed
[in thousands of families in our land to-day.
j The total abstinence idea is but one idea, ami
:it may seem a small one to many men; but
it is big enough and strong enough to save o
: multitude of laborers whom nothing else can
.;ave.?National Record.
For His Boy's Sake.
Henry W. Grady, editor of the Atlanta
Constitution, said in an address:
"1 assume lu heep uu luuu a vuilav.kuuu, .
assume to judge for no man; I do not assume
that I am better thau any man. but that I
am weaker. Kut I say this to you, that I
have a boy that is as dear to me as the ruddy
drop? that gather about this heart. I find
my hopes already centering in his little body,
an'l I look to him to night to take to himself
the work that, strive as I may. must fall unfinished
at last from my hands. Now I know
i hey say it is proper to tducate a boy at
home; that if he is taught right at home he
will not go wrong. This a lie to begin with,
, but that don't matter. I have seen
sons of some as good people as
jever lived turn out badly. I ac'cept
my responsibility as a father. The boy
! may fa'l from the right path as things now
jexist. If ho does, I shall bear that sorrow
iwithsuch resignation as I may, but I tell
|you, if I were to vote to recall barrooms to
'this city when I know that it has prospered
!in their absence, and that boy should fall
!through their agency, I tell you?and this
'conviction has come to me in the still watches
'of the night?I could not, wearing the
crowning sorrow of his disgrace and looking
'into the eyes of her whose heart be had
?iiroken?I could not, if 1 had voted to recall
;tbese barrooms, find answer for my conscience
or support for my remorse. I don't
know how any other father feels, but that is
,'he way Ifeel, if God permits ma to utter
ihe truth."
Temperance New? and Notes.
Drink-shop3 in California increased in
eight years from 14,000 to 31,COO.
The estimated cost of the liquor traffic to
the people of Ohio is $70,00 i,0JU a year.
It is estimated that 3:2,000 families are
homele s in London through intemperance.
The amouut expended on intoxicating
liquors in Ireland for the year iS37-SS was
?11,041,5!>S.
A California paper fays alcohol makes two
insane for each wtek-day and three for Sunday
in that .State each year.
A "boot-.'eg" traffic is said to be one of the
devices resorted to i? some parts of Iowa to
evade the prohibitory liquor law in that
I State.
Cardinal Manning has succeeded in perI
suad.ntr H),0i0 persons, in London alone, to
enroll themselves in his (Tenipcranco) League
of the Cross.
A lady of beauty an l refinement, the sister
of oiid of the most famous lawyers in Mon"
* * fin nlriasf, fnm
Lrcai, aim a mu.iiuvi ui uuqu> ?
ilies in Canada, was sent to an inebriate asylum
::i Chicago tho oilier day. The drink
demon is impartial?lie piclvs bis victims
from the top of the social ladder as well as
from the bottom.
Says a Comanche Indinn clergyman:
"What we need is tho Bible taught in a pla n
manner instead of tho whisky f'.ask. W'e
want the Government to educate our children
to be good and useful citizens of this country
instead of drunkards. l et the Government
appropriate more money for teachers of
a good moral character and less for sf-a!p
knives and guus."
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5jubj[> 'suotuBduio) stq qj(a\ jso.ij b p;.iq
^ q^Baq aq ^ -jedsoQ oq? Snsq.jvaJd o% J|<"?
-uiiq pa)0A0p eq puu Xjait^ua etuBoaq
sajfe sijj -stretjsuqo *on?J stq qat? Sutjoota
wtbjd v piaq' uii-jsiaqo eqx ^objbibo jo;
no p?)Bjado sa?a Jieqj pBq?uaqjroq b puB
uoiii.uqo b?Aioqo-ooji ?b U3UiBUtq3 om^
u-b3u(1{) [{b joj eiqbigojd bj s?nj|co9?
RELIGIOUS READING.
"On Great Waters."
The ship has crossed tho harbor bar,
And leaving home and friends afar,
Sails forth beneath the evening star.
"With prayer of watchers left behind,
It sails before the springing wind:
Strong is the bark, and God is kind.
0, baby souls, sent forth from heaven,
To you the sea is also given?
A weary struggle to be striven!
Ye toD have left tho light of home
For warring winds and waves?to roam
Across a dreary waste of foam;
And what shall be the end for ye?
Dark shipwreck in the midmost sea?
Or triumph to eternity?
Fear not; for if ye brave the blast
With God's own colors at the mast,
The haven will b sure at last.
?Arthur L. Salmon in Good Words.
Studies of Conscience.
The studies rf conscience, furnished b>
Shakespeare in his Ma-beth and Richard m.,
and by Hugo in his "Les Miserables," are
Signinconciy surpiemo tea ironi anomer
point of view. Inspector Barnes of New
York is not a genius, but a detective, and in
speaking of methods with a reporter the
other day, he sdd:
"The great lieutenant of every police officer
is that mysterious thing calle 1 conscience.
Yet let a man try to deceive himself
and lie to hi ns.-lf about himself, and
that something comes knocking up against
the shell of his tody, and thumping on his
ribs with every heart-beat, and
pounding on his skull until bis
head aches and he wishes he were
dead, and groans in agony for relief. It is
the same conscience that makes a criminal
'give himself away,' if one only knows how
to awaken it or stir it into activity. I never
let a man know for what he is arrested. He
may have committed a dozen or more crimes
of which I know nothing. If I lock him up
alone and leave him to the black walls and
miilftr nr\ncrn rtna ir\* nr fniir
white iie pictures the possible punishment
due him for all his crimes, ho comes presently
into my hands like the soft clay in the
hands of the potter. Then he is likely to tell
me much more than I had ever suspected."
Awake!
"Awake, thou that s'.eepert, and arise from
the dead, and Christ shall give thee light P'
Awake before, the archangel trump crJl on
thee to awake. Shake off your spiritual
slumber before you be called on to shake off
your mortal coil. Lift up your eyes, even
now, to the Saviour lifted up for you, that
you may not have to lift them up at last
where there is no Saviour to
look to. Sav not, "If I am asleep, I am
not responsible." You are not in this
sense asleep. You are responsible; for
you are an agent rational, intelligent, moral,
voluntary unfettered, and free. You
are respans ble, lor God loves you; Jesus has
died for you; the Holy Spirit is now striving
with you; a full and free salvation lies at
your hand; and a lide of saving influence
has all along been sett ng in upon you, and
se.'king ingress into j-our mind and
your heart. You are responsible;
for, if you believe man, you can
believe God; you can give that attention
to the Bible which you lavish on the
things of time; you can think upon your
soul's salvation with the same faculties that
you exert on your bu-iness or plea-ures; and
if you ore reluctant to do so, this is not your
misfortune, re 1 ember, but your damning
AnrnlfO fl'OM fllAll llVP Vfl
LillUC. Anuao, vhci^ vuvu u.vvj/w. ,
dead! Hoar the life-giving voice of the Son
of God?hear, and your soul shall live. Flee
in time from the wrath to come. ''0 earth,
earth, earth, hear the word of the Lord I"?
Dr. Guthrie.
Silent Forces.
The late Dr. Alexander Clark thus beautifully
illustrates the efficacy of silent forces:
Workmen in stone quarries sometimes find a
very hard kind of rock. They pick little
grooves for the iron wedges into the flinty
j^ck. And yet, once in a while thoy fail to
divide the solid mass. The iron wedges and
sledges prove useless, and the workmen wonder
at the stubborn rock.
There is another way. The iron wedges
are removed from the narrow groove'. Then
little wooden wedges of a very hard flbro are
selected. Now you begin to shake your heads
and think: "Well, if iron wedges will not do,
how is it possible for wooden wedges to bo
u-ed succe sfully?" Just wait until we ex!
plain. The sharp, well-made wooden
! wedges are first p t jnto water. They are
I then inserted into the grooves tightly, while
wet, and water is k pt in ihe grooves, and
no sledge is needed to dr ve them. They
would break under thj severe blows of the
Vinmmoi- Rut. tlm Tvnrtfmpn inst let the
wedges alone. They will do what the iron
Yailed to do. How so? The damp wood
swells. The particles must have room
enough to enlarge. And thj granite heart
of the rock cannot resist this silent influence.
In a little wliilj the solid rock
parts from top to bottom, and the workmen's
will is accomplished.
It is so, o'ten, in other tbiogs; what
noLso and visible effort fail to do, some
quiet power when applied will surely
achieve. Teachers may remember this fact
in mechanics, and manage some stubbo u
natures by the application of Hie sil-nt
fo ces. The iron and tha sledge hammers
often fail, but tears, prayers, and a patient
example under God never fail.
Our Public Schools.
In the current number of the Presbyterian
Review is a clear, forcible and able article
upon the question, "Are our Public Schools
Godless?" The reply is, First, Not by their
origi \ The American school of ou~ fathers
was in its aims, exercises and text-books a
Christian school. Suci in tha historical
sens) is tha "American Public School."
"The motive which urged our fathers to the
establis ment of schoo's, was prof ssedly
drawn from religion.' For nearly two centuries.
no one lisped the id*a that a godless
school was the logical outcome of a Christian
free State.
Secondly. They a:e no1: Godless by any
constitutional or statutory requirenun1-.
Long tfter the constitution went into opera*
' ' * M x o?ir?T\rtpf r\f
uon tne power 01 uixuliuu iui mo v
religion in the Protestant form was actually
exercised in somo of the States. That power
still exis s and might be exorcised by any
State to auy extent and in favor of Christianity
or any other religious system.
The author of the articl , Rev. H. D.
J nkins, D. D., thinks it is high time to come
to a halt in yielding to the domand for Godless
public schools, and that tr e last parley is
now in progress. He clcses with the remark,
"One thing is absolutely certan, C ristianity
is ever increasing in power, and, iu the long
run, will never tolerate the absurd and aggressive
cla ms of modern iufidelity. The
system of public schools must bo hold, in its
sphere, true to the claims of Chris ianity, or
they must with all other enemies of
Christ, to the wall."
'Tis but a short journey across tho isthmus
of now.?Dovee.
If in the day of sorrow wo own God's
presence in the cloud, we shall find Him a so
in the pillar of fire, brightening and cheering
our w ay as the night conies on.
Those who retire from tho world on account
of its s 11 and peskii es , must not forget
that tliay have yet to keep company with
I a person who wants just as much watching
|4 as anybody else.
o?v* 1 il.-n rvovFnmac thrt
V- IirihUUU gim-L-3 ill u imu |>V> , more
they are pressed the sweeter tiny smell.
Like stars that shino brightest in the dork;
like trees that are shaken; the deeper root
they take, the more frit, t they bear.
Dismantled His Saloon.
During a recent lovival meeting al
Arkansaw Village, l'ippin County. Wis..
William Manierea. a saloon keeper, rose and
w.th tears streaming down his cheeks doc'ared
that he ha I been mado to see his ?in?
iind would no li nger sell liquor. Followed
by a curious crowd he went to his saloon,
where, with tho assistance of a Methodist
clergyman, he smashed up his bar and
hilliard-tables and poured his whisky and
bt or into the streets. Mr. Manierea tben
cal ed the crowd into Ihe dismantled saloon
and held a prayer-meeting. He then posted
up tho following notice:
'lo My Friends: Having beon led to sea
the error of ray ways 1 have cleared out n>v
rah on l us ness. 1 am determined by the
grace of God to lend an upright and Chrisi.rnn
Hfpunrt havepurchased a stock of flour."
?Chicago Times.
FIFTIETH CONGRESS
A Synopsis of the Work Done In
Its Two Sessions.
The Becord Broken as to Bills Introduced,
Vetoed and Passed,
The Fiftieth Congress baa broken the record
as to the number of bills introduced, the
number passed and the number vetoed. The
number of bills and joint resolutions
introduced has been in round numbers
I 17,000, nearly 25 per cent greater than in
! any other Congress. The number of bills
I introduced in the House was 12,(550, and in
the Senate 4000. Of this number about half
of the House bills hare been acted upon by
i committees, the number of committee reports
upon bills being 4140, though in many
cases several bills of a similar nature are
covered by a single report.
The number of Senate reports is 2630.
Joint resolutions of Senate ana House, which
have the same bearing on bills, number 400.
The number of bills and joint resolutions
which have become laws during the Fiftioth
Congress is about 1400, or a little les3 than
in ru?i? oant nf th? pntirfl uumbor intro
duced; of these nearly one-third were public
acts, the remainder being private pension
bills, etc.
Preeident Cleveland vetoed during this
Congress 150 bills, aud allowed over 300 to
become laws without his signature. His total
number of vetoes during his term are about
300.
The number of days of actual seasion of
this Congress is 316, which is in excess of any
, other Congress, and its long iiession exceeded
> in length that of any Congress which proceeded
it.
Among the important measures which
have been presented bat failed to become
laws are the Tariff bill, the Tobacco Tax Repeal
bjll, Coast Defense bill, Postal
Telegraph bill, Inter-state Telegraph
d II, Woman's Suffrage bill, Dependent
Pensions bill, Educational bill, bill
to forfeit railroad land grants. Freemen's
Bank bill, International Copyright bill, and
the resolution to tax compouud lard and
other adulterated food products.
Two important treaties which were reJ'ected
were the Canadian Fisheries and the
British Extradition conventions.
Congress also passed bills to pension Mrs.
Sheridan, Mrs. Logan, Mrs. Frank A. Blair
and to retire General Kosecraus.
Some of the more important House
bills which have become laws are:
For a conference of South and Central
American nations in Washington in
May next; to divide the great Sioux
reservation in Dakota; the Scott Chinese
exclusion act; providing for the taking of
the eleventh census; to limit the hours of
labor of letter-carriers; creating a Department
of Agriculture; to establish a Department
of Labor; to create Boards
of Arbitration for settling strikes;
for the increase of the maximum
amount of international money-oraers n um
$50 to $100; providing for an appraiser's
warehouse in New York and providing for
deposits of the savings of seamen in the
Unit*! States Navy.
By far the most important of the Senate
bills enacted into law has been the Omnibus
Territorial Admission bill, bv which
North and South Dakota, Washington
and Montana Territories may
acquire Statehood. Other Senate bills
placed on the statute books are as follows:
To incorporate the Nicaragua Canal Company;
to provide aid to State Homoj for the
support of disabled soldiers: to prohibit the
coming of Chinese laborers into the United
States; to change ths time of meeting of the
Electoral College; to enable the Presidentto
protect the interests of the United States
at Panama (a similar measure with reference
to Samoa was included in the Naval Appropriation
bill); to protect the Alaska seal and
salmoa fisheries, and directing the Secretary
of the Interior to investigate the practicability
of constructing water-storage reservoirs
in the arid region.
ma milan'abdicates.
Servians Despot Surrenders the
Crotvn to His Son.
King Milan, of Servia, has issued a decree
formally abdicating the throne in favor of
his son Alexander, who will reign under toe
title of Alexander L The decree appoint*
M. Yovan Ristich and Generals Protitch and
i Belimarlcovic regents during the minority of
Alexander, who is thirteen years old.
After a solemn service to celebrate the
proclamation of the Kingdom, King Milan
returned to the Palace, where he received
the congratulations of the Ministers, diplomats
and others. The King addressed the
assemblaga
He then silently shook hands with all
present and went into an adjoining room,
where, in the presence of the Cabinet and
State Council, Milan, in a voice choked with
motion, read the ukase announcing his abdication.
He then gave a cheer for the new
King, all present joining with enthusiasm.
King Milan will remain commander-in-chief
of the army during his son's minority.
Milan L, King of Servia, is the fourth of
the Obrenovic dynasty founded by the leader
of the war of insurrection against Turkey
early in the century. He was born in 1854
and succeadei to the throne in 183S after the
assassination of his uncle, being crowned at
Belgrade in IS?* His reign j roved a stormy
one.
MUSICAL AHD DEAMATIC.
Mrs. Langtry is going to London.
Lawrence Barkeh is worth f 725,000,
Helena Modjeska was born in Poland
In 1844.
^ Henry Irving has just reached his fifty
litou J tQi .
Patti, it is said, bos lost certain notes of
her voice.
Clara Morris was born in Cleveland,
Ohio, in 1S40.
Sarah Bernhardt will not visit America
again until 1800.
Madrid theatres are allowed by law to us?
only the electi ic light.
Harrigan, the New York actor-author,
has just completed a new three-act comedy.
Mrs. W. J. Florence will permanently
retire from the stage at the close of the
season.
A grandnlece of Schubert has been giving
a piano recital with moderate success in
London.
All doubts that Mod jeska will play in connection
with Edwin Booth next season seem
now to be removed.
Marie Van Zandt has made a sensational
furor in Madrid in "Lakme," being called in
front of the curtain twenty times.
Four opera compan es will fight one
another for profitable patronage in New
York city during the summer months.
The London Figaro says that a sister of
Mary Anderson will shortly make her debut
in the English provinces or the United
States.
W. Van Dyke, proprietor of fbe Minnie
Douglass Opera Company, now traveling in
Iowa, has become iie:r to $140,0 J J by his
uncle's death.
A play entitle 1 "Damm-rung," by the
j Queen of Roumania was produced recently,
with great success, at the Weimar (Germany)
Court Theatre.
W. J. Scan lan, the American actor, will !
play in Great Britain and Ireland during the
j oomine season. His tour win Degin in uver!
pool on April ~2d.
At the Academy of Music, in New Yor!: |
j city, it is found that about two-thinls ot the |
6UL? opera glasses attached to the backs or' the |
I chairs are nightly used. j
I TnE actress I.otta lias been on th? stage j
j since 1S")V, having first npppatvd on the boards '
I when twelve years old. She i.; reported to
; have the largest fortune of any American
! actress.
i A syndicate of AmoriVans has obtained
i from the lJaris Municipal Council a comes'
6ion of twenty acres of laud centrally loj
cated for the American show during the' Ex'
hibition.
A1KS. i' anny ultmljlk, u? ouu j,oin;i jujr
I called, has just entered upon her eighty first
j yoar. It is more than sixty year* since she
! ma-ie her first appearance at Drury Lane,
; Loudon, as Juliet.
In Stockholm they have not yet finished
honoring Jennie Lincl. A new street hua just
been called after her, and a sou ptor has recently
finished a statue representing her in
the costume of Norma.
Ambp.oise Thomas's ballet, founded on
Shakespeare's ''Tempest," is in active rehearsal
at the Paris Grand Opera, and will
be produced the middle of April Rosita
Mauri will danc? Aliraudx
- S.Z:'
CURIOUS FACTS.
Edith signifies ''blessed."
The weight of the circulating blood
twenty-eight pounds. |
Du Cange mentioned locks and pad- y'i
locks as early as 1381.
Marriage licenses are required in In*
diana but Dot in Wisconsin. t - ;'3S|
A monkey on an estate in Cuba has
been taught to play the piano.
Locks were early used by the Egyptians,
Greeks, Romans and the Chinese.
The average weight of a skeleton U
about fourteen pounds; number of bones,
240.
Henry YL, King of England, died in /'
prison, by means known only to his
jailer.
A shingle nail was found in a perfectly
fresh egg recently by a farmer near
Niles, Mich.
The Congressional library at Washing- '?
ton contains 396,000 volumes and 130,
000 pamphlets.
A man breathes about eighteen pints '<5
of air in a minute, or upward of seven,
hogsheads a day. .
The word "Chauvinism," meaning 8
blatant thirst for military glory, is ol
comparatively recent origin in France.
It seems that Telle Starr, the "bandit
queen" who was shot the other day out r:
on the plains, was about to publish %
book.
A man in Dakota was strangled to * ,
death by a chew of tobacco, which
worked down his throat during his rjjj
sleep.
The pelican mentioned in the Bible ii
a native of Africa, and its name is da- V;
rived from a Hebrew word meaning
vomiter.
About 2300 B. C. when Emperor Yaa |j
gave the order for the observation of thf 4 m
meridian stars is tnought to be the be? -v,:
ginning of Chinese astronomy.
Awat h lo3t by an Ohio farmer two ??
years ago was found in the throat of on^
of his cc ws which had choked to death
the other morning. She had fouad it in
a straw stack.
! ersons sending posrai caras who $,
write upon the address side of them "in
haste," or other words unconnected with
their delivery, subject them to lettei h
postage, and they are held a$ udmailable. %
The Forty-second street depot in New ' c.;
York is the finest railroad depot in the 3.
United States. The Union Depot at Iai
dianapolis and the Union Depot on Canal
street, in Chicago, probably come next, Jg
The recipe for making the original ^
eau du cologne was discovered 200
years ago, and since that time it has '$
been intrusted to only ten persons. The
written copy of the recipe is kept in a
crystal goblet, under triple locks, in
room in which the essential oils are
mixed.
The microscope is usually supposed te ^
have been invented in 1021 by Cor*
nelius Drebbel, a Dutchman, but 1L m
Govi has found an old book, published
in 1G10, which proves that Galileo must
have orierinatud this instrument al well :-i'J
as the telescopes. Galileo himself seeing >
to hare referred to the microscope ia :i
1614.
A nine-year-old son of .Terry Harrier, l||
of Sevastopol, Wis., encountered a beaj
in hi3 father's orchard, and, supposing
it to ba a dog attempted to scare il '
away. Bruin refused to go, however,
and, raising itself on its hind legi, *
started toward the child. The little feli
low thereupon rea'ized his mistake and
ran for the barn, which he reached ia
safety.
At weddings among Germans in th<
southern colonies 150 years ago, th(
groomsmen attended in beautifully enu ^
broidered white aprons. Their duW .
was to protect the bride from having ^
her slipper stolen from her foot. D
anyone succeeded in capturiog it, th<
groomsman paid a bottle of wine forth!
loss, as the bride's dancing depended
upon it.
4 ' t*rno OA?/l AH
A. lew Uiiya 01UUC luoic im ouivi vru
the boulevard of Paris a small cake foi ?
one sou, which bore this inscription -'j
"Souvenir of the Election of 168D-*
Bouianger: What he will promise?Eal ^
and you will find what he will give.*
The cakes sold rapidly, for they ap?
peared appetizing, but the first moutn? jS
ful told the story. They were tilled
with hay.
A Life-Like View of Washington. 1 ^
A more than ordinarily intimate and
life-liKe view of the first President o( ,3
the republic and his accomplished wife
| is presented in & letter written in 18fJ4 bj > J
' a lady who in her youth had known aufl
J associated much with them. Following
I is the principal portion of the lettgf?
which, says tne New Vork Trilu e, vrEf v;
written by Jlrs. John M. Bowers to Mrs.
Edward Clarke, now both deceased. If
forms au interesting and valuable contri*
bution to the rood of Washington litera*
turc and reminiscence called forth by tht
anniversary of his first inauguration:
My earliest recollection of General Wash.
ington was in thj spring of 1781, when 4
guest of my mother, at Haekettstown, N. J(
Although but three years of age at that time,
I distinctly remember the grand appearand
of that great and good man. The l.rillianc)
of his epaulettes, and his peculiarly cocker
hat and plume, made an impression on mj
infant mind nsver to be effaced. August
and dignified as he was, however, he could
condescend to amuse children. During aj
interval of a few minutes' absence of mj
i mother from the parlor, the General placed
me on bis knee, and trotting me merrilj
I thereon, sang the following ludicrous liqes:
'There was an old, old man, and an old, old i
woman,
Ttiey lived in a vlnezar bottle tojether,
Shelter'd alike from wind and from weather,
They lived in a vinegar botole together,"
repeating the last lint several times for i
I chorus. When my mother returned to th< 'J.
[ parlor, the General alluded to what ha l oc<
currei in her absence, sayinj: "The titth
jade wished to know how the old couple e*
'caped from the bottle, and before I haa tim<
to reply to her question she had anticipated
me by saying: 'I uuess, General, thej
knocked off the neck.'"
Were any proof wanting to illustrate th?
reverence inspired by the dignity and sups'
riority of the presence of the General, ]
might cite an anecdote of a Jlrs. Graffe?an
ignorant woman, a foreigner by birth, as
inveterate Tory, who resided near mv moth*
e'r. She had b'eeu aceustome.l since the com*
mencement of the war to speak of Goorg*
Washington as "Genrgo the Rebel," until at
length curiosity predominating over preju^
dice, induced her to catch a glimpse of him
[ as ho pa>si?d through our hall, when she burst
into tears, and exclaimed, involuntarily!
"Elealeh! Elealeh:" meaning Godlike: and
from that instant became a confirmed Whig.
An Arizona Indian Shampoo.
The hair of both sexes is worn long,
j reaching nearly to the waist, and is cut
squarely across. Do the dusky children
of the desert profane their ebon locks
with brush or comb? JCot to any great
extent. They follow a device at onca
economical, unique aud effective. They
make a thick paste of the adobe soil .
and water, and having wound the hair
closely around their heads, they smear
it from brow to occiput with sticky
grav mud and let it dry. When thoroughly
dry it is cracked off and the
hair emerges thorefrom clean, smooth,
and glossy us the proverbial raven's
nfing. Compared to this the thampoo ?
of civilization ia foolishness.?Chicago
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