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THE VALENTINE.
At a counter richly laden
With St. Valentine's choice sonnets
Stands a very charming maiden
In the shaggiest of bonnets;
Her love-locks and her tresses
Appear a halo golden,
While the style in which she dresses
Is extremely quaint and olden.
She inspects the glowing treasures,
Silken, fringed and satin banners,
And scans their ardent measures
In the gracefulest of manners.
Now and then a saucy Cupid
Pleases this bewitching critic,
But the verses are too stupid
For a taste so analytic.
O'er forget ir.e-nots and rose3
Like a butterfly she wavers,
Till the honey one discloses
Proves the dantiest of flavors.
With this nectar Love insnares her,
And he holds her in possession,
And he tempts her and he dares her
To the following confession:
"If I had the brush of Watteau,
An I the wisdom of the sages,
I eculd paint a worthy motto
On this loveliest of pages;
But no truer heart is beatin?
Than the heart which beats for you, love;
So I send a simple greeting,
And I sign myself your Trua-love."
Satisfied with her selection,
As the clerk she reimburses.
For the missive of affection,
From the prettiest of purses.
While she fastens furs and plushes,
Unaware of admiration.
In a conscious way she blushes,
Tfc inking of its destination.
With a certain hero wonder,
Ere the trusty seal is broken,
If his fate is bidden under
Shelter of this tender token?
Will he, when his heart discovers
Who has sent this timely warning
Be the happiest of lovers
On Bt Valentine's owu morning? ]
?Martha Caverno Cook. <
BILL BUSHNELL'S LASS, i
BY A. 3. BURROUGHS.
Josh Fields and Tom Willis were both ,!
dead in love with Bill Bushnell'a nrettv
lass, Mol. I .
If there was anything peculiar about: ]
this circumstance, it was not in the fact | .
of their infatuation, however, but in the ]
fact that Josh and Tom were partners?
joint owners of a mining claim?and to
see a couple of boon companions develop ,
Into rival lovers struck some of us old (
miners about the camp as mighty queer .
business. ,
* They were such brotherly chaps that, (
if it had been anything but a love affair,
I reckon either the one or the other ,
would have given up to his chum; but} ,
they didn't in this case. Neither seemed ! ?
inc.ined to budge an inch, and, in this j,
vuauuci, oociui 1UUUIU3 ncuu ujy m uu i ,
each one doing his best to make an everlasting
impression upon his inamorata. .
At last, however, Josh made up his <
wind thar, the matter had dragged long
enough, and, not wishing to hurt his :
pard's feeling by rushing ahead impetuously,
be decided to take him into t
his confidence.
Tbe time cho-en was just before they j .
were going to quit wurk for tbe day, t
and while the scattered tools were being ; a
gathered up and put away. j ^
4'Tom," said he, "you an' me hcv bin j j
pards since we was boys, an', not only t
pards, but the closest sort o' friends. v
There's never bin a hitch b'tween us on ?
enny point, an' I hope thero never will ' a
be. l''ur them reasous, I'm goin' to |}
epeak right out in meetiu', so's to make I t
myself understood. The fac' is, Tom, 8
jouan' me hev bin so onfortunate as to ,j
fal: in love with the same gal?old Bill
iiushnell's lass?an', as it's ag in nature ^
fur us both to marry her, we've got to 'j
figgcr out some way out o1 the muddle.
How can we do it, Tom, so's to keep ^
equar friends an' do jestico to each a
feller's love an'to .Mol?" v
rr^ >_ r 1 ] .1 J.J ii v J'
iumjs iutu Kinu u ciouueu, as mougn c
he wasn't ovcrglad that the subject had : a
been brought up, and fell to thinking ! E
and pulling at his pipe, without making 11
any immediate reply. a
"It's a hard nut to crack, Josh," said c
he, at length; "what would you sug- r
gest?" j
"Well,"'answered Josh, "since something's
got to be done, an' done ou the
equar', suppose we draw lots. The . j
feller as gets the long cut has the hist a
chance to ask fur the gal; if he fails, !0
then the lo*er can try his luck. "What r
d'ye say'r" | s
Again Tom meditated, and puffed :
vigorously at his pipe. i 1
"It's about the only thing to be done, i
1 recKon," Jie saict, alter a long silcnce. ! r
"You're satislled with the plan, ain't; 3
you?" js
"Oh, yes." I j
"Well, then, you i:x the cuts; a short j ?
one an' a long one, an' I'll try my luck
on the draw." !
Tom set to work, slowly and thought- |
fully, and, after cousideraule delay, held
up the two twigs lor .Josh to eliouse between.
|
"Well," said Josh, as he put forth a
rather nervous hand, "here goes! 1 don't
-wish you eouy harm, pard. but I hope
I'll get the long oue."
"i'ou don't though!" cried Tom, triumphantly,
casting the remaining stick
to the ground. "You've got the short j
one, an' lose." j
"Hold on! "What are you throwin',
that cut away for. afore I see it: Bet j
jer life, I'm goin' tocompare them sticks
afore I give in." exclaimed Josh. j
"Ob, well," said Tom, impatiently, j
"heie's the stick I throwed down, an' !
you see it's half an inch the lougest." j
"^o you don't, Tom Willis." cricd ,
Josh. "That ain't the one you rung
away. Here it is, an' it's shorter'n mine ;
by big odds 1" :
"Bah: 3ou can't comc it over me like j
that, Josh Fields!" returned the other,
hotly. '"I'd i.?e a man if 1 war you, an'i
* _ 4 a I.a.lr .*1 4 l> A 4 Vl ! ? / ? * Vi ..
UUI< IT} IU 5UCill\ UUb U lUb luiug lu lliUL
way !'* j i
"See here, Tom," said Josh, "maybe i
you didu'r mean to irick me; but your <
wrong, Jest the same. I'll tell you how
I know it: When 1 was tin erin' the two ' <
cuts afore 1 draweu one out, I crea-ed 1
the other one with my thumb nail, so's ! 1
I'd know it a^ain. Well, here's the <
mark on the short stick, which proves j
my side of the (ase."
'tou lie, cuss yon!*' retorted Tom. '
boiling over with anger, "lou hain't1
the sand to acknowledge you're beat, i,
an' ye're tryin' a sneakin' game on me!" j ,
" l oil talk like a 'tarnal fool!" blurted |
Josh, also losing his temper. "Youtried ! J
a robbin' game y'self, an' now, wheu ,
you're caught at it. you squeal!"
"Liar!" hissed Tom, seizing a hand
drill lying at his feet, and raising it,
menacingly, over his partner's head.
"Say that again an', pard or no pard, 1'il
brain ye!"
"Well, you did,an' you know it! You I
hadn't the Derve to "
The sentence was never rinished; for, ;
at that injtaot. the drill descended with
.
' ' .'v.V'; >v
a crash upon Josh's head, and he fell
like a log to the ground.
For a moment Tom, frenzied with
rage, stood over the prostrate form, an
almost devilish glitter lighting up his
coal-black eyes, but presently a sudden
change took possession of him.
"My God!" gasped he,his eyes riveted
in horror upon the white, upturned face
and gory locks of his victim. "1 have
killed him I I have murdered my pard!
Oh, how could I do it?how could I forget
m'self an' do such an orful deed!"
A new ihought seemed to force its
way into his perturbed mind at this
juncture?a consciousness of his peril?
and he cast a furtive glance around him.
"I must not be caught here,"muttered
he, "or my life won't be wuth a burnt
match! I must get away?but where!"
He thought a moment, and then resumed
his distracted soliloquy:
"No; 'twon't do to ledvc, for that
would only convince 'em o' my guilt,
an' a posse'd be after me in uo time.
I'm in a de6p'rit bad fix, that's sure, an'
I'll have to cover up all the traces o'
the crime, an' say .Josh has skipped.
After another searching glance aoout,
to make sure that his movements were
not being watched, he stooped down,
lifted the limp form into his arms, and
then slung away with his burden toward
an ynused part of the mine.
He paused, a moment later, at the
brink of an old, abandoned shaft, and,
after once more looking and listening,
dropped the body into the murky pit.
A splash, as the burden struck the
stagnant water at the bottom of the
shaft, was heard immediately after, and
then, with a blanched face and a haunted
look in his eyes, Tom stole back to
where the deed had been committed.
"I'll go back to the place after dark,''
muttered he to himself, "and fill the old
shaft up with talins and rock. No one
will then ever run across his body, an'
pounce on me for bis murderer."
All traces of th3 bloody deed were
carefully obliterated in the mine, and
then Tom went home.
A fire was kindled and supper pre
parea; out ne cuuiu uui eau mcio *?aa
a gnawing sense of horror hovering about
him, which awed and desolated his very
soul. 1 eace was out of the question,
and in his great anguish of spirit he
sought solace in frequent and copious
potations of fiery liquor.
This brought partial relief, and nerved
him to put into execution a number of
supplemental plans which he regarded as
necessary to his safety.
All of his partner's personal effects
were carefully guthered up, tied into a
bundle and carried to the old shaft, in
which they were thrown, and buried
beneath a mass of brushwood, stones and
sarth.
Tom had brought a flask of liquor
with him, so as to keep us his waning
:ouragc during his labors, and by the
time the task was completed, he was in
that reckless mood which is begotten of
continued indulgence in st.-ong drink.
"I'll go over an' see Mol," quoth he,
18 he made his way back to the cabin.
' I'll tell her Josh has gone, an' when |
iVio fir\rlc iViorfl'ii n/? hnnp. rtf nfcttin' him
in' that I'm the sole owner of the claim,
ihe'll say 'yes'quick eoough, I reckon."
With these, and a host of other lcs3
feasant thoughts rushing through his
shaotic mind, he turned his steps toward
the settlement, and shortly afterward
was at Bill Bushuell's cabin.
Mol was at home and readily accorded
he wooer an interview.
".Mol, my lass," said ho, after a few
jreliminary words had been exchanged
jetween them, "there's somethin'
i-preyin' on my mind, an' I want to tell
rou all about it. I reckon you've got an
dca what I'm drivin' at, but I'm going'
o come right out plain, an' not be misinderstoou.
Josh an' me hev both bin
.urty sweet on you for a long time, Mol,
>n' I'd a spoken erbout it afore this if it
ladn't bin for kiod o' treadin' on his
oes; but cow that .losh has pulled up
takes an' struck out for other dig[in's"
"What is that you say? .Tosh Field
las gone away?" cried the girl. "Surely,
["om, you do not mean it!"
"Course he's gone; I thought you
:nowed it. lie come to me this mornin'
n'. savs he: 'Tom. I'm sick o' these I
>arts an'am goin' to light out for other j
liggin's. Buy out my share of tbenune |
,n' we'll call it quits.' He wouldn't say
10 inure, an', as he put a low figger on
lis half, I bought him out an' he went
way. So you sec, lassie, bein' sole
iwner o' the mine now, I can offer you a
mrty scrumptious sort o' a home. Will
rou hitch with me, Mol?"
"Hut Josh might come back"
"Deuce take .Josh!" cried Tom, impa>atiently.
"He was no great shucks
my how, an' I don't see what you want
i' h'.ui! I love you a hundred times
nore'u he did, an' I'd make you a blame
iglit happier than that onery chap."
""But I always thought a great deal of
i'm, Tom."
"i'cs, 1 reckon so; a plagued sight
nore'n he did o' you, or he wouldn't hev
kiuned out so suddsnt without even
ayiu' gooCf-bye to you. 'Twixt me an'
ou, Mol, I rcckon .losh's conscience
rasn't altogether easy, for a chap as has
>een a criminal back in the States is apt
o be jest a little skerrish "
Just at that juncture there was a step
leaid in the inner room of the cabin,and
, moment later a familiar voice rang out
hrough the opcu door:
"Hold on, Tom Willis! lean stand
bout as much as enny bein', but that's a
ie I'll take from no mau!"
Tom started violently, and turned a
errilied facn toward the door.
Before him, with his head swathed in
>andages, and supporting his trembliDg
orm against the door-faciug, stood no
>ther than Josh Fields.
"You see, I ain't quite as dead as ye
ook me to be, Tom Willis," continued
ie,casting a contemptuous iook upon the
lowering wretch. "It happened that,
vhen you doused me in the old shaft,
he water brought me to my senses, an'
ifter a little, I was strong euotigh to'
:rawl out an' drag myself liere. MoL
las already promised to be my wife, au'
is I dou't cure fur morc'n one partner;
pou ran take the trail fur other parts
ifore your crime is found out. Here's a
ew ounces o' dust," added he, flinging
liin a buckskin bag of gold, "an' 1 adrise
ye not to be found in camp to morow
moruiu\ or ye m:iy be treated to a
lose o' hemp."
Tom sneaked off, only too glad to escape
thus lightly, and, though Josh and
Bill Bushnell's la?s have been partners
:or many Ion?, happy years, neither have
;ver heard of ihe would-be murderer.?
Yankie liUd\
Cold Cycle?.
Fcjavding the icc question, the Worcester
(Mass.) Hp;/ has this: "A veteran
cutter between here and Boston is reported
as saying that the cold cycles
change every live or seven year.;. The
prediction or opinion has been more
than verified within the past thirty
years. That is to say, in ISoij ice was
not tit for cutting till the latter part ol
February, and the season lasted into
March; then came the year IStKi, fiv<
years intervening; then 1S70, seven
years intervening; then 1874, four years
intervening; then 1881, seveu years intervening,
and now we have the seven
years from 1331 to 188S."
BUDGET OF FUN.
HUMOROUS SKETCHES FROM
VARIOUS SOURCES.
Her Valentine?How Many??Things
Better Left Unsaid ? Muttou
With Capers ? The Modern
Plan ? TIic Reason Why.
Mary got a valentine
All lull of love and woe,
Anil thought it came from bashful Jones,
Afraid to tell her so.
She kissed it fifty times a day,
And dreamed of it at night;
And talked about the wedding day
It mentioned, with delight.
She showed it at the skating pond
To Jones and blushed wita art.
"Oh, dearest George, who do you think
Sent me this bleeding heart*"
"I know,"smiled Jone3,and then she sighed,
"Of course; but first ask mother,"
And got real mad whan he replied:
" 'lis from your little brother."
?H. C. Dodge.
How Many?
"Pa, do you know your tables?"
"Fairly well, Johnuie. What do you 1
wish to know:"
"How many busheh make a henpeck;"?N<.w
York World.
Thing* Better Left Unsaid.
"You can't go home when it's raining '
like this. You'd better stay and have
dinner with us!"
"Oh! it's not quite as bad as that!"? !
London Punch.
Mutton With Capers.
Miss Giddyspinster (coquettishly)?
"Dear Mr. Timid, don't you like mutton j
with capers?"
Mr. Timid (who has been trying in
vain to cut his meat for the last ten
minutes)?"i es, when they are properly
mated; but my mutton is too old fcr
capers."?Boston Beucon.
The Modern Plan.
Editor?'"This poera, sir, is miserable i
trash."
Amateur?"Oh, never mind that. ;
Publish it and I'll see that it is copied 1
all over the country. I have arranged j
with a friend of mine to claim the !
authorship, and then he and I will get
into a hoiling hot controversy over it.
There are no flies on us poets nowadays."
?Philadelphia Hecord.
The Reason Why.
Yeast?"Where's your overcoat?"
Crimsonbeak?"Atray uncle's."
"By your uncle's do you mean the
pawnbroker's"}"
"Precisoly."
*'WKn A tam AQII WAH*
" ?J J-.. ...4 U!y> j??. I
"Because he's a clothes relation of ,
miae."?Statiiman.
Man and Horse.
Street Car Driver?"Me and that off
harse has been workin' for the company j
for twelve years now."
Passenger?"That so? The company :
must think a great deal of you both."
"Wall, I duuno; last wake the two of
us was taken sick, and they got a docther
for the harse, and docked me. Gidap,
thare, now, Betsy." ?New Yoik Tribune.
A Father's Knowledge.
"Papa," said the inquisitive youth,
"what causes malarial fever/"
"Don't you know that, Johnny?"
"No; papa," said the boy, adding with
some suspicion, "do you?"
"Why, certainly, my son."
"What is it?"
"Malaria, of course."?Merchant \
Traieer. |
Free Medical Advice.
"Doctor," said a citizen as he overtook
him on the street, "wb.it do you ;
do in case of a goDe stomach?"
"Weil," replied ihe doctor, thoughtfully,
"I've never had such a case my- :
self, but I would recommend you to ad- I
vertise for it and then sitdowuiu a largo j
easy-chair and wait until somebody j
brings it back.''?Life.
The Article was Accepted. !.
0!Fce Eoy?"We just received an ar- i
tide from the pen of Mr. Way back." ; i
Editor? "Nonsense! .Not Wavback, j
the farmer?"
O. B. ? "Yep."
Editor?"What is the article?" j
O. 12.?"It is a ten-pouud ham." !
The 0. B. just misses the paste-pot as
he sneaks out of the door.?New York
World.
Catch ins a Tartar.
Physician (arousing a tramp one morning
from a nap on his doorstep)?"Here,
what is the matter with you? Can't you
move more lively?"
Tramp?"I'm feeling pretty bad, boss,
and can't be expected to move in a
hurry."
P.?"What's the matter?"
T.?"I've been at death's door all
night."?Baton B tdget.
Part of the Business Completed.
"Lulu," he said (he was a young man
who had great confidence in himself), and
he bent toward her tenderly, "I have
loved vou lone and tenderlv. Will vou !
name the day?"
'Oh, the day is already named, Mr. ,
Harris," answered the girl, blushing. :
"George w&s so pertinacious, I finally
told him the third of next month. The ,
cards will be out in a day or two."?
Bazar. ,
i
Class in Composition.
Teachcr?"Now, children, I will give i
you three words?Boys, Bees, and
Bears; and I want v?u to compo-e a
sentence which will include all three
words.'' i
Small Boy?"I have it."
Teacher?"John McCarthy, you may (
give your sentence."
.John McCarthy?"Boys bees bare
whin they goes in swirumin'." ?Harper's
/.'tzar.
A Sublimated Dade.
Wilkes?"Young Tomson is the most !
onVilimA flnrlp T f>vnr llf?:ird of."
Jacques ? ' How so?"
Wilkfts?"Why, he p its on his dress j
suit when he writes to his best girl."
.la -fiuea ? "Ah! That reminds me of j
of something 1 heard about him."
Wilkes?''What was it?"
.Ta <|ue3?''He rinses his mo.:th whenever
he pronoun es a word wrong."?
Indianapolis Newn.
The Wronjj Jfonse.
Tramp (thinking to obtain sympathy1)
? ''1 say, mum, I ain't got nowhere thai '
I kin call homo, and I ain't eat nuthin' i
all day. Would you mind it, mum, if IJ
slep' in the snow here until raornin'?"
i.ady of the House (who knows 'cm) j
? "No, I ain't got any ob crtious. You !
ean drop down there anywhere; only remember,
that as 1 don't charge you anything
for your lodgin', Ishallexpec' you
to shovel the snow away from the house
in the mornin'."?Life.
V i
Such is Fame.
"William Henry, you have, the elements
of greatness in you. and if you
were not so indolent you might be a
famous man."
"I dou't want to be a famous man."
"Why not?"
'Well, as I am now, people address
me respectfully as William Henry."
"Yes."
"And if I were famous they would
slap me on the back aud call me Bill."
?Nebraska StiU Journal.
Its Value Fell Suddenly.
Auctioneer (at close of church festival;?"Here
we have another fine cake.
How much am I offered for it? Start it
along lively. How much?"
jVJi. Grindstone?"One dollar."
Mrs. Grindstone?(whispering delightedly)?"That's
good of you, Jonas. I
made that cake myself."
Auctioneer?' One dollar ? dollardollar?going
at a dollar?do I hear the
II
Mr. Grindstone?"I didn't say one
dollar. I sa d one dime." (The hardened
wretch;. ? Chicago Tribune.
His Final Farewell.
He had been wondering for sometime
how he could escape from the toils that
were gently creeping round him and
break the spell of soft converse and
witching eyes. An opportunity came at
last. As she ended a spirited description
of her journey through the Alps she
said impulsively. ''Oh, Mr. Slowpace,
I think you ought to travel!"
He looked at her rigidly, rose slowlj
and grasped his hat. "No woman shall
say that twice to me," he remarked with
a firm and desperate voice; "I knew it
was after eleven o'clock; but I thought
?that is?I hoped?no matter. Farewell,
Miss Phineweb?I will travel!"
And he did, with alacrity.?Boiton Buigel.
Avoiding Publicity.
Eminent Statesman (walking up to reporter)?
"My face is familiar to you, ]
presume?"
Reporter?"I have certainly seen you
somewhere, and yet I cannot exactly?"
Eminent Statesman?"There is no use
in trying to keep anything from the
watchful eye of a reporter. You recognize
me, of course, as Congressman
Blank?"
Reporter?"Why, so it is! May I inquire,
sir, the object of your visit to oui
locality?"
Eminent Statesman (with dignity)?
"You may say, sir, that I am traveling
through here in a quiet way, and as far
as possible avoiding publicity." ?
Chicago Tribune.
The Huckster's Rase.
"Strawberries! Strawberries! Nice,
fresh strawberries^" cried a street huck
ster from his cart on a street in Easl
Boston the other day.
Up went windows, doors flew open
and eager women's faces appeared everywhere,
attracted by the cry.
"What's that? Strawberries!" cried
one woman, as the cart drew near.
"Excuse me,raadame," said the huckster,
blandly, "I was about to say when
you interrupted me, that rice Jresh
strawberries are not on the market at
* * :i
in is time 01 tne year, out ji you mo m
need of any nico, fresh flah, I hare here
some fine ones which I am wiling "
There was a sound like another Mercantile
etreet explosion, but it wa9 only
a window closing suddenly.?Boston
Globe.
An Unfortunate Recognition.
The minister's wife sat on the front
porch mending the < lothes of one of her
numerous progeny. A neighbor passing
stopped in for a social dbat. A large
work basket, half full of buttons, sat on
the floor of the por;h. After various remarks
of a gossipy nature the visitor
said:
"You seem to be well supplied with
buttons, Mrs. Goodman."
'Yes; very well indeed."
"Mygra*ious! If there ain't two of
the same buttons my husband had on his
last winter suit. I'd know 'em anywhere."
"Jndeed!" said the minister's wife,
calmly. *1 am surprised to hear it, as
all these buttons were found in the t ontributicn
box. So I thought I might as
well put them to some use, so I?what!
must you go? Well, be sure to call
again."?\\c?t Point Alliance.
A Famous Actor's Joke.
One day the elder Sothern, who was a
famous practical joker as well as aa actor,
rrrnnf TOlth AT r? WrtOfl into Rtl lTOn
monger's shop and asked for Macauley's
"History of ?ngland."
' We do not sell books, sir," said the
assistant. "This is an ironmonger's
shop."
"Well, I'm not particular," said Sothern,
pretending to be rleaf; "I don't
care whether it is bound in calf or Russia."
"But this is not a bookseller's,"
shouted the assistant.
"All right," said Sothern, "wrap it
up neatly. I want to have it 9ent down
to the hotel. It's for a present I wish
to make to a relative."
"We don't keep it," shouted the assistant,
getting red in the face.
"Do it up as if it wero lor your own
mother. I don't want anything better
than that," said Sothern. "I would like
to write my name on the fly-leaf."
' Sir " hftwled the assistant at the ton
of his voice, "can't you see that we do
not keep books?"
"Very well," said Sothern, quite undisturbed,
''I will wait for it"
The clerk appealed to his master and
said he thought the customer must be
off his head.
"What is it, sir? What do you dedesiroif"
he said to Sothern.
"I want to buy a tile," said the actor.
"A plain file, four or five inches long."
"Certainly," said the master, casting
a withering glance at his ussistant.
Chinamen Masqncratle a9 Sqnaw3.
The smuggling of Chinese men and
women from liritish America into United
States territory is a very lucrative business
at various points along the border
from Vancouver to Winnipeg. If the
venture fails at one place it is renewed
at another, and sooner or later the pilgrims
get in. A new trick, just discovered
at Whatcom, Washington Territory,
L-.? Alrtns* I/nn nnrur fliu KrunfK r\f f Kit
LlilB ttlLUl'OO tU" unaj iu& ?/* wuiu wi wuu
Federal officials, for they know that it
must have been very successful for a
time. The large number of s -;uaws coming
into the country from British Columbia
finally attracted the attention of an
official, and he took a party of them to
jail. On close inspection it was found
that the creatures were not squaws at
all, but able-bodied Chinamen who had
painted and otherwise disguised themselves
so as to resemble the typical
Indian squaw of the frontier. In one
instance two young and rather comoly
Chineso women came ucroes in the garb
of American womon, but closely voilcd.
An ungallnnt o.llciul lifted their veils
and found them out. Thoso girls wore
billed through to San Francisco, acd
were worth to their owr.er about $?000
apiece.
WOMAN'S WOTILDT
PLEASANT LITERATURE FOR
FEMININE READERS.
Love Letters oa Five-Dollar Bills.
The Buffalo (N. Y.) man, who won a
gweet girl by writing numerous love
letter) ou five-dollar bills, has started a
fashion that will make courting harder
than over. Not only will the dear creatures
refuse to return such missives in case
of quarrel,but they will insist on bills of
larger denomination being used. The
world will seem but a dreary place to a
man who has been using five-dollur bills
as stationery for his love letters when he
gets a note like this from the adored
object: "Another young gentleman is
writing to me on teu-dollar bills. Unless
you employ twenty-dollar bills a!l is
over between us."?Philadelphia Record.
Women Street Car Conductors.
''It is amusing to watch a stranger on
one of the street cars in Valpariso," said
Bishop H. C. Kiley, of Santiago, Chili,
who recently arrived in this city, as he
was speaking of the customs of his
native country the other day. "Tliu
stranger first gazes all around for the
conductor, and then a look of surprise
steals over his face as he sees a pretty
young woman coming down the aisle
and collecting the fares. The fact is
that in the recent wars in which Chili
has been engaged all of the able-bodied
men, including conductors, were pressed
into service. The conductors' places had
to be supplied by girls. They made
themselves so popular that, although
the men have since been mustered out of
service, the girls have continued to hold
their positions as conductors.''?New
York Tribune.
A Bracelet. Made of a Name.
I have a friend who comes to town at
intervals. He is happily married, and
when his wife does not accompany him
always takes back some sort of a present
to her. Of course, he is hard pushed
sometimes to hit upon something new.
He was over here this week, and last
night he strolled into the Hoffman
House. He saw the bracelet man at
work. ''The very thing," he said. He
gave the artist in wire the name. That
nnorntnp fnntr IIn snmfi wire. cliDDed Oit
a sufficient length, and thea began to
twist it this way and that with a pair of
tweezers, and in a brief time, as a result
of his deft manipulations, there was a
bracelet with the name clearly written in
wire. "Wonderful!" said my friend, as
he pocketed the trinket. So it is, and
makes a fellow wonder what some other
fellow will next hit upon wherewith to
coax the coin from his fellow man's
pockets to his own.?Neva York Star.
Did Penance as a Hermit.
For eight years Mme. Peynand, an old
Frenchwoman, has lived in a hut near
Catonsviile, about fifteen miles from
Baltimore, Md. No one knew her except
a Catholic priest. Her only companions
were cats, dogs aud birds. She
prayed a great deal, and was zealou* in
all religious devotions. The other night
she died, and the mystery of her hermit
life was explained.
She formerly lived in Paris. Herhuson/1
lmrvn fiia
uauu was a uai u&> j auu u^/vu uvm^u
left her a receipt for beautifying the
complexion. She started an establishment,
but trade not being brisk she!
adopted a new plan, She advertised
extensively, promising astonishing results.
When her victims came she
charged them large prices for the lotiou. |
The lotion, however, brought out ugliness
and blotches instead of beauty, and
she then demanded exorbitant prices for <
removing these blotches, the made a
great deal of money, but in lsfo she
was arrested, tried, and convicted. She
managed to escape to New York, where
she lived quietly for a time. J eraorse
overcame her and she consulted a priest. ;
He counseled penanc?. She came to this
State and began tho hermit life which
ended a few nights ago. Her only visitor
was a priest. It is expected that the
Catholic church will get her money.?
New York Tim,:s.
Mrs. Cleveland and the Gamin. j
At half-past twelve o'clock, says the
Washington /W, Mrs. Cleveland rode
slowly down the street in an open car-!
?2??? ?1 A 1 kftwfc lia nrlrtnfl tit o a n n
riug? aiuuc. aU'Clw uantuuo iiwg v/u
the box and the seal browns in front. The
carnage stopped at the Palais Koyal.
Albert wound the reins around the whip
in proper style, and alighted and helped
Mrs. Cievelann do the same.
As she stepped across the sidewalk a
ragged little boy with a basket of lavender
beld up his good* and said:
"Please, lady, buy a paper of lavender."
"What is your pricc?" asked Mrs.
Cleveland.
"Only five cents," was the reply.
Mrs. Cleveland took a paper of lavender
seeds aud put them in her bag.
Then she hunted her portmonnaie over
and put a dime in the dirty little paw of
the small boy.
"If you'll hold my basket I'll get you
the change," said the soiled urchin.
Mrs, Cleveland laughed a merry, girlish
laugh, as the "funnyness"of the idea
- . ? n - r it. - 1 J j: .
of t&e rrst lauy 01 me muu uuiujojj a
basket of lavender seeds on the sidewalk
of Pennsylvania avenue struck h?r, and
she passed into the biff store and out of
sight of half a hundred people who had
paused in the promenade to watch her.
Another street Arab, with a string of
the "missing link or Whitechapel mystery"
puzzler arouud his neck, said some-!
thing in the ear of the lavender Arab.
'*iNO!" gasped the lavender Arab.
"Sure pop," said the puzzle Arab.
"Well, dog gone my buttons," said
the lavender Arab, looking regretfully
at the door where Mr?. Cleveland had
disappeared, and then at the dime in his
black paw. "If I'd cr knowed that I'd
have gev it to her fer nothinV'
A Green Mountain Pattl.
Miss Marie Howe, the Vermont girl
who went from Brattleboro, Vt., to Berlin,
and took the town by storm, has just
been heard of in Paris. She is a new
niomluirnf t.hft fnlonv of elever Ameri-'
cau womsn who will keep the French
capital gossipingthe coming year. With
Sybil Sanderson and Blanche lfoojevelt,
she completes a notable trio, though
Miss llowe is distinctly unlike either one
of her American sister*. It was of her
that Director Engel of the Berlin Opera
House, said:
"At nineteen years of age she shows
more signs of being a second Patti than
any woman in the world."
A little information about her experience
abroad has come to a writer for
the bun through a letter from Brattleboro,
Vt.. aud permission has been given
to make it public. .Miss Howe's devoted
admirer, preceptor, and manager is her
brother Lucien. When he took his sister
to Berlin to study it was hard work to
get even enough money for the trip over,
and once there the Lrother taught music
and worked in every possible way to secure
his sister's advancement. After her
tremendous success in Berlin, the Howe*
returned at once to Vermont. The girl
lived quietly in her country home for a
mouth, and then the brother took heron
a concert tour. He gave eight concerts, |
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and netted nearly aa many thousand doU <
lars. First he paid oflf every penny that
he had borrowed with the utmost care,
and then, without losing a moment, he
I took his sister to Paris. 8he has been inundated
with offers, but she refers erery'
thing to her far-seeing and shrewd
I Yankee manager. Thus far none of the
m&nagars have been able to get near the
coming singer. The brother discourages
all attempts to get his sister's name in
tho newspapers. Tbey are living on the
! $">000 that wan paved, after all debts
were paid, from the concert tour.?New
York Sun.
Dexterous J-jiamose Dancers.
I Poised on tiptoe, bending their arms
and limbs back as far as they will reach
and picking up bits of straw with their
eyelids, the dancing srirls of Bangkok,
I biam, ure always exercising in the royal
gymnasium. The new volume in the
I /.igzag series, "Journeys in the Anti;
podps," gives a very graphic description
of the wonderful physical training of
these girls, whose ages vary from five to
. twenty years. The curious and subtle
feat of picking up a bit of straw with
the eyelids can be learned only by the
youngest of them, who are made to practice
it in order to render them flexible
in every part of the body. There are
two long rows of benches, one a little
: higher than the other. On the lower is
a row of little girls and on the upper
bench are laid tine polished bits of straw.
At the sound of the drum the little
girls all together bend back the head
and neck until they touch the bits of
straw, wlrch, with wonderful dexterity
they secure between the corners of the
eyelids.
The cup dance is the most graceful
and poetic of their dances. A row of
young women, with a tier of cups on
their heads, take their places in the center
of the gymnasium. A burst of joyous
music follows. On hsaring this
they simultaneously, with military precision,
kneel down, fold their hands,
and bow their heads until their foieheads
almost touch the marble floor,
keeping the cups steadily on the heads
by some marvelous jerk of the neck.
TheQ, suddenly springing to their feet,
they describe a succession of rapid and
intricate circles, keeping time to the
music with their arras, head, and feet.
Next follow a miracle of art such as
may be found only among people of the
highest physical training. The music
swells into a rapturous tumult. The
dancers raise thsir delicate feet, curve
their arms and fingers in seeming impossible
flexures, sway to and fro l'ke
withes of willow, agitate all the muscles
of the body like the flutter of leaves in
a soft evening bree e, but still keep the
tier of cup? on their heads. At other
times a cup full of some liquid is placed
on the floor in the center of the halL A
girl will spring to her feet and dance
about it in round, wild eddies, and,suddenly
laying herself down, keeping her
arms folded tight on her breast, will
take up the cup with her lip t and drain
the liquid without shilling a drop.?
Philadelphia News.
Fashion Notes.
India silks continue to have a great
run.
Cloth shoes and boots are coming into
into fashion again.
Silver and gold embroidery is more
and more used on reception costumes.
The richest costumes seen this season
are those of matlasse silk, with the figures
outlined in embrodery.
Sleeves are now worn in almost infinite
variety, but all of tbem somehow attain
a V>5 .li.qhrmldppp.d enect.
Velvet robes of the most sumptuous
kind arc much affected bj matrons this
season for full dress occasions.
Of the eight grays now fashionable,
steel, stone, mouse and elephant are regarded
as the most fashionable.
Frmino, the fur of royalty, which has
been out of fashion for a dozen years or
more, is now the favorite lining.
Hust, copper and coral reds and peachblossom
pinks are the rosy hues just now
most in favor with good dressers.
In default of monkey fur, dealers have
had recourse to coon, which is dyed a
line flossy black, and not half bad as a
substitute.
The blues are simply numberless, but
sky blue, paper blue, king's blue,
soldier blue and navy blue are the tints
most in use.
London's favorite stuff for evening
cloaks is brocaded velvet, in scroll patterns,
so elaborate that they cannot be
copied and vulgarized in cheap stuffs.
Au effective garniture for a bonnet of
green or black velvet is a bunch of green
carnations or pinks, enclosed in their
<rri?en calvxes and showiug long stems.
Q ? ?
Stylish short capes of fur have wired
collars which project outward in true
dirc-toire stvle. Such collars are always
faced with a different kind of fur.
The round, ball-shaped fur muff seems
to go with the fur boa, and has superfluously
long ends of ribbon hanging
down on either Bide to flutter in the
wind.
Color combinations in dress are more
eccentric than artistic. The most inconsistent
and violently opposed hues
and shades are consolidated in remarkable
style.
There are many new shapes in collars,
fichus and jabots of lace for dressy wear.
Indications of a return to flat shapes are
shown in the wide collars of plaited
lace, some of which are large enough to
cover the shoulders.
A made trimming of ostrich phtmage,
intended to trim a broad-brimmed hat,
has three long plumes of equal length,
and at the <)uill end is set a full bunch
of tips, the entire trimming being
mounted ready for use.
The favorite colors for wool dresses
for small girls are copper red, bright
scarlet, Gobelin blue, tho new green
shades and French gray, the latter
brightened by blue or Veronese red
velvet, cords, gimps or ribbons.
America's First Rolling Mill.
The man who built the first rolling
mill in the United States is in Atlanta,
Ga. In lS'JU Major Walton built at
Iiunton, N. J., the first rolling mill in
operation in this country. He was then
a voung man, liavinc been born on the
Isle of .Wan in ISO?', and had just finished
his apprenticeship in .New York. In the ,
same year he built at Plumpton, N. J., J
the first blast furnace, wn:ca is sim
there. In 1S2T Major Walton also built
at I.u-kige, N. Y., the first mill for
manufacturing implements and articles
sold in hardware stores. The Major has
been in the iron business ever since he
was fourteen, except such times a3 he
was fighting Indians, Mexicans and
Federal soldiers.? Cnicngo Herald.
An Epitaph.
Ar. epitaph's a "recommend''
1 h :y sive to folks, when starting
To make their way in parts unknown.
And sootbo the pons* of partite.
It trumpets all their virtues forth,
For fear you should n't And 'em;
Good character to tak* ahead,
And leavo the bad behind 'em!
?Eva Louelt Carson, in Push. !
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CLBIOtS FACTS. fl
The nary in Italy has charge of fh^E
coast defences 1
III England burglary was ft capitaffljjj
offeaco until 182'J. |9
Omnibuses were first introduced
New York in 1830. HI
The ourfew bell was a law only tU^B
the accession of Henry I. j^B
A kitten in Norfolk, Va., has beei^B
trained to drinK millc through a straw^^K
There arc more than 4000 people
the United States who are over lOOyea^H
of age. A
South Carolina cat swims a
every morning and evening to go to |HH
feeding place. flH
The weights assigned by the best
thority for cavalry horses to carry ar^^J
age 252 pounds. . a
Several quite respectable pearls ha^H
hprn fnnnri in tlie tresh-water clams l^N
Kentucky River.
In France they propose training horsje
for artillery purposes as soon as they at
broken to harness. \
Two hundred and fifty is the atrengil
of a company in the Continential armie
and 120 in the English.
M. Jules Simon recently declare*
French to be the most difficult languag
in which to talk nonsense.
More or less difficulty is being met wlfl
in getting a sufficient number of nav?
cadets for the English navy.
A fish dealer at Apalachicola, Fla,,
one day recently had no less than twenty
four varieties of fresh salt water fish to
sale.
The Turks always cut open the oute
corner of the eyelids of a girl, if ha
eyes are not large enough to tfuit theii
idea of beauty.
There are said to be about a dozen
colored physicians iq Brooklyn, some ol
whom have been in active practice foi
fully forty years.
The first imoeachment bv the Englifl
Commons Hutise of Parliament, and' th
first of a Lord Chancellor, Michael de 1
Pole, Earl of Suffolk, was in 1388. <
The Goldsmiths' Company, one of th<
earliest of London guilds, was forme<
about 1827, and was incorporated ii
1802. The first bankers were Goldsmiths.
A lease of 999 years, made in the day
of King Alfred, has ust expired in Eng
land. The land was leased by the churcl
to the crown, and reverts now to thi
Church of England after a millenniun
Of years. ;
' Blue Jeans" Williams, once Gorernoi
of Indiana, never wore a suit of tailormade
or store clothes in his life. Hit
clothcs were made from wool sheared on
his own farm and spun and dyed, by his
wife and daughters.
Mr. Ismay, President of the White
Star Steamship Company, is one of tbi
most successful of merchant princes o
Liverpool. It is said that he won tlu
custom of the Americans by the iogeaioui
idea of supplying ice water gratis -at
table.
A Camden (N. J.) cat has a toad for i
play-fellow. She sometimes spend)
hours at a time tossing the toad into th<
air and catching it like a ball. When
tired of the sport she carries the toad tc
its corner and lays it down where she
picked it up.
A cat crawled into the muzzle of I
loaded cannon in the British barracks at
Cape Colony a short time ago. When
the evening salute was fired she wa?
thrown a distance of 200 feet, but, Strang*
to say, lived for two hours after her in*
voluntary flight.
At the Dudley (La.) Poorhouse , a
woman named Sarah Wright, who has
been a pauper for thirty years, died recently
at the advanced age of 110 years.
Her mind was lucid and vigorous Until
her death. She leaves a daughter 01 93H
years, who bids fair to keep up theH
family record of longevity. H
A peculiarly novel letter has just beenH
sent by an inhabitant of Hath, England, H
to a friend at Trowbridge. It was writ-B
ten in shorthand on the back of a post-H
age stamp, the address being in ordinary.^|
writing. The missive was dropped into^a
the letter box at the general postoffice, H
and was duly delivered at its destinarH
tion. H
Real and Bogus Epsom Salts. 9
Fpsom salts is the .name given inH
pharmacy to the hydrated sulphato ofHj
magnesia, which wa* obtained over twoH
hundred years ngo by evaporating theHj
waters of some mineral springs at Epsom, H
England. tea water was afterwardH
found to contain it, the brine remainiogH
after tho separation of the common salt,^a
consisting of the sulphate of magnesiaH
and the" chloride* of magnesium acdB
calcium. It was readily obtained byH
collecting the first crystals which formedH
anfl washing them with a strong solution H
of the same salt. An excellent quality^!
is manufactured at Baltimore and in this H
city from the mineral magnesite, a sili- H
cious hydrate of magnesia, which ul
found in the serpentine of this region. H
The mineral, reduced to powder, is dis-H
solved m sulphuric acid. The product, H
after drying, is calcined in order to d8-H
compose the sulphate of iron. It is then^B
dissolved in water, and any iron presentH
is precipitated by sulphurat of lime.H
The crystals of sulphate of magnesia aroH
separated and dissolved again to com-H
plrte their purification.? N<.w York
patch. H
A Substitute for Beeswax. B
The first carload of mineral wax th&tS
is to take the place of beeswax and toH
be used largely by electricians has ar-H
rived in this city. It is called o/.oceriteH
aud is found about one hundred andH
fourteen miles east of Salt Lake City andH
is the only source of supply yet known,
except that in Galicia. Austria. fl|
Ozocerite contains from 75 to 05 per H
cent of pure wax. Its co or varies from Hj
a light yellow to a d.irk brown or black. H
It requires from l'.'.'t degrees to 1!>0 de-^B
grees Fahrenheit to melt it, and it isH
claimed to be the best insulator known.
It possesses toe greatest; resismnce uj au
electrical substance aud U acid proof.
It has been used by blacking manufacturers
and in the manufacture of scaling
wax. When it is refined it is called
ceresin and can be used just as beeswax
is used. It costs just one-third as much
as beeswax. Candles and dolis can be
made with it.?New Y^rk Mail and Expre-t.
The Three Great Armies of Europe.
In Russia, on a peace footing, there
are 28,(540 odicers aud 735,21$ men; oa
a war footing, 44,753 o.'Ecers and 2,140,004
me'u, not counting non-combatants
with the colors. The total available war
forces amount to about :J, 250,000 men.
Germany has less of a paper army than
any other nation; in peace she ha* 492,000
men: in war, 1,507,000 men, with
reserves (La.-idsturm and one-year men)
or 1,00>i,00o men, making a thoroughly
trained body of fighting men of 2,050,0t?:\
France has in peace a nominal army of
52">, 711 men,with reserves,also nominal,
of i.l",000; its force in war, on paper,
amounts to 2,500,000 men.