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^BKTtalmage. HBHVookLYN DIVINE'S SUNDAY SEltMON. flBUwjYect: "Dors Religion Pay?" HHH: "Godliness is profitable unto all WKUBnBKharing promise of the life, that novo |^bKd^v/ that which is to come, "?I. Timothy ^^^Pappy Now Year to one and all! Hj^^Vere :s a gloomy and passive way of J^^ivcing for the events of the opening year ; u> coma upon us, ana mere is a oeruit; woy ( of going out to meet them, strong in licxl and H bearing nothing. When the body of Catiline I H was found on the l>att)e-field it was found far I in advance of all his troops and among the ! V enemy; and the best way is not for us to lio ! H down and let the events of life trample over j Sm us, but to go forth in a Christian spirit de- j termined to conquer. Bfl The papers were made out, and some of , ^ftrou have just entered into businete partner- j ^^Bhips, and others of you take higher positions : ^^ n the commercial establishment where you ! j^Mrere engaged, and others have entered upon j ^Hnew enterprises, and there were last week in I ^Kthese cities ten thousand business changes, j You are expecting prosperity, end I am de- | I^Bermined. so far as I have anything to do ; HHkith it, that you shall not le disappointed, | ^Bnd therefore I propose, as God may help me , ^^fthis morning, to project upon your atten- j ^Haon a new eJement of success. You will have ^^Kn the business firm, frugality, patience, in^^Hustry, perseverance, economy?a very j I^Ktroug business firm, but there needs to be ; ^Hone member added, mightier than them all, | ^Hfeand not a silent partner either?the one in- | HBiroduced by my text: 'Godliness which is j j^Mirotitabte unto all things, having the prom- i H^Bse or the life that now is as well as of that ! ^Hirhich is to come." I suppose you are all willing to admit that ; (^ Godliness is important m its eternal rela^vtions; but perhaps some of you say: "All I j H want is an opportunity to say a prayer be- I M fore I die, anc' all will be welL" There are a | H great many people who suppose that if they I can finally get safely out of this world into a I tvnplH th?v will have exhausted the I It entire advantage "of our holy religion. Thay ! Ualk as though religion were a mere nod of recognition which we are to give to the Lord I IJesus on our way up to a heavenly mansion; j fas though it were an admission ticket, of no j [use except to give in at the door of heaven. | L&nd there are thousands of people who have j fereat admiration for a religion of the shroud, fend a religion of the coffin, and a religion of She hearse, and a religion of the cemetery, Mvho have no appreciation of a religion for i;he bank, for the farm, for the factory, for she warehouse, for the jeweler's shop, tor the broker's office. Xow, while I would loot throw any slur on a post-mortem Jreligion, I want this morning, and on the i first Sabbath of the new year, to eulogize an ante-mortem religion. A religion that is of no tse to you while you live, will be of no use to you when you die. "Godliness is 'profitable unto all things, having the promise of the life that now is as well as of that which is to come." And I have always noticed that when the grace is very low in a man's heart he talks a great deal in prayer meetings about deaths, and about coffins, and about churchyards. I have noticed that the healthy Christian, the man who is living near to God, and is on the straight road to Heaven, is full of jubilant satisfaction, and 'talks about the duties of this life, understanding well that if God helps him to live ! ight He will help him to die right. 2Cow, in the first place, 1 remark that Godliness is good for a man's physical healthu I <lo not mean to say that it will restore a broken down constitution, or drive rheumatism from the limbs, or neuralgia from the temples, or pleurisy from the side: but I do mean to say that it gives one such habits and puts one in such condition as is most favorable for physical health. That 1 believe, and that I avow. Everybody knows that buoyancy of spirit is good physical advantage. Gloom, unrest, dejection are at war with ever}* pulsation of the heart, ana witu every respiration of the lungs. It lowers the vitality, it slackens the circulation, while exhilaration of spirit pours the very balm of heaven through all the currents of life. The scene of insecurity w hich sometimes hovers I over an unregenerate man, or pounces upon | him with the blast of ten thousand trumpets i of terror, is most depleting and most exhausting, while the feeling that all things are working together for my good now, and for my everlasting welfare,is conducive to physical health. You will observe that Godliness induces industry, which is the foundation of good . health. There is no law of hygiene that will keep a lazy man well. Pleurisy will stab him. erysipelas will burn him, jaundice will i discolor him, gout will cripple hin>, and the intelligent physician will not prescribe antiseptic, or febrifuge, or anodyne, but saws, and hammers, and yardsticks.and crowbars, j and pickaxes. There is no such thing as good physical condition without positive wors of some kind, although you should sleep on down of swan, or ride in carriage of softest upholstery, or have on your table all the lux- | uries that were poured from the wine-vats of I Ispahan and Shiraz. Our religion says: j "Away to the bank! away to the field! awav | to the shop! away to the factory! do some- : thing that will enlist all the energies of your j body, mind and soul." "Diligent in business, fervent in spirit, serving the Lord;'' , while upon tho bare hack of the idler and 1 /irona Mimes dnwii thfi sham lash of the anos- ' tie as h9 snys: "If any man -will not work, ! neither shall he eat." Oh, how important in this day, when so 9 much is said about anatomy and physiology j and there peutics and some new style of , medicine is ever and anon springing upon ] the world, that you should understand that the highest school of medicine is tbe school of Chri?t. whi^h tb*"4, ,,ri?11ine?s is profitable unto all things, having the promise of the life that now is as well as that which is to come." So if you start out two men in the world with equal physical health, and thea one of them shall get the religion of the Lord Jesus Christ in his heart, and the other shall not get it, the one who becomes a son of the Lord Almighty will live the longer. "With long life will I satisfy thee, and show thee My salvation." Again I remark that Godliness is good for the intellect I know some have supposed that just as soon as a man enters into the Christian life his intellect goes into a be* dwarfing process. So far from that, religion will give new brilliancy to tho intellect, new strength to the imagination new force to the will, and wider swing to all the intellectual faculties. Christianity is the great central fire at which Philosophy has lignted its brightest torch. The religion of the Lord Jesus Christ is the fountain out of which learning has dipped its clearest draught. The Helicon poured forth no such inspiring waters as those which flow from under the throne of God clear as crystal. Religion has given new energy to Poesy, weeping in Dr. Young's 'Night Thoughts," teaching in Cowper's "Task," flaming in Charles "VVes| ley's hymns, and rushing with archangelic splendor through Milton's "Paradise Lost" The religion of Jesus Christ has hung in studio and in gallery of art and in Vatican, the best pictures ?Titian's "Assumption." Raphael's "Transfiguration," Rebens's "Dtscent from the Cross." Claude's "Burning Bush," and Angelo's "Last Judment" Religion has made the best music of the world?Haydn's "Creation," Handel's "Messiah," Mozart's "Requiem." Is it possible that a religion which builds such indestructible monuments, and which lifts its ensign on the highest promontories of worldly power, can have any elfect upon a man's intellect but elevation and enlargement? Now, I commend Godliness a3 the best mental discipline?better than belleslettres to purify the taste, better than mathematics to harness the mind to all intricacy and elaboration, better than logic to marshal the intellectual forces for onset and victory. It will go with Hugh Miller and show him the footprints of the Creator in the red sandBtonei It will go with the botanist and show him celestial glories encamped under the ourtain of a water-lily. It will go with the astronomer on the great heights where God shepherds the great flock of worlds, tbat wander on the hills of heaven answering His voice aa He calls them all by their names. Again I remark that Godliness is profitable for one's disposition. Lord Ashley, before he went into a great battle, was heard to offer this prayer: "0 Lord, I shall be very busy to-day; if 1 forget Thee, !orget me not." With such a Christian disposition as that, a man is independent of all circumstances. Our piety will have a tinge of our natural temperament. If a man be cross and sour, afod fretful naturally, after he becomes a Christian he will always have to be armed against the rebellion of those evil inclina* tions; but religion has tamed the wildest nature; it has turned fretfulness into gratitude, despondency into good cheer, and those who were hard aud ungovernable and uncompromising have been made pliable and conciliatory. Good resolution, reformatory I effort, will not effect the change. It takes a mightier arm and a mightier hand to bend evil habite than the hand that bent the bow 1 L2. ? of Ulysses, and it takes a stronger lasso than ever held the buffalo on the prairia A man cannot go forth with any human weapons and contend successfully against these Titans armed with uptorn mountain. But you have kuown men into whose spirit the influence of the Gospel of Christ came, until their disposition was entirely changed. So it was with two merchants in New York. They were very antagonistic. They had done all they could to injure each other. They were in the same line of business. One of the merchants wa3 converted to God. Having been converted, he asked the Lord to teach him bow to bear himself toward that business antagonist, and he was impressed with the fact that it was his duty when a customer askei for certain kinds of goods which he had not, but which he knew his opponent had, to recommend him to go to that store. I suppose that is about the hardest thing a man could do; but hpinfr thoroughly converted to God, he re solved to do that very thing,and being asked for a certain kind of "goods which he had not he said: "You go to such and such a store, and you will get it." After awhile, merchant number two louad these customers coming so sent, and he found also that merchant number one had been brought to God, and he sought the same religion. Now they are good friends and good neighbors, the grace of God entirely changing their disposition. "Oh," says some one, "I have a rough, jagged, impetuous nature, and religion can't do anything for me.'1 Do you know that Martin Luther and Robert Newton and Richard Baxter were impetuous, all-consuming natures, yet the grace of God turned them into the mightiest usefulness? A manufacturer cares but very little for a stream that slowly runs through the meadow, but a strong torrent that leaps from rock to rock, and rushes with mad energy through the valley and out toward the sea. Along that i river you will find fluttering shuttles and grinding mill and flashing water wheel. And a nature, the swiftest, the most rugged and the most tremendous, that is the nature God turns into greatest usefulness. Oh, how many who have been pugnacious, and hard to please, and irascible, and more bothered about the mote in their neighbor's eye than about the beam like ship timber in their owu eye. who have been entirely changed by the grace of God. and have found out that "Godliness is profitable for the life that now is as well as for tin life which is to come." A train 1 remark that religion is good for a man's worldly business. I know the general theory is, the more business the less religion, the more religion the less business. Not so, thought Dr. Hans, in his "Biography of a Cnristian Merchant," when he says: "Ho grew in grace the last six years oi his life more than at any time in his life; during those six years he had more busiuess crowding him than at any other time." In other words, the more worldly business a man has, - ? ?* riorl Hnna lue more upjjuriuuii-j iu act >o <jv?. ? religion exhilarate or retard worldly business? is the the practical question for you to discuss. Does it hang like a mortgage over the farm? Is it a bad debt ou the ledger? is it a lien against the estate? Does it crowd the door through which customers come for broadcloths and silks? Now, religion will hinder your business if it be a bad business, or if it be a good business wrongfully conducted. If you tell lies behind the counter, if you use false weights and measures, if you put sand in sugar, and beet-juice in vinegar, and lard in butter, and sell for one thing that which is another thing, then religion will interfere with that business; but a lawful business, lawfully conducted, will find the religion of tha Lord Jesus Christ its mightiest auxiliary. Religion will give an equipoise of spirit, it will keep you from ebullitions of temper?and you kuow a great many fine businesses have been blown to atoms by bad temper?it will keep you from worrimetit about frequent loss, it will keep yon industrious and prompt, it will keep you back from squandering and dissipation, it will give you a kindness of spirit which will be easily distinguished from that mere store courtesy which 3hakes hands violently with you, asking about the health of your family when there is no anxiety to know whether your child is well or sick! But the anxiety is to know how many dozen cambric pocket handkerchiefs you will take and pay cash down. It will prepare vou for the practical duties of every-day life. I do not mean to cnv t.hnt. roliTi'nn wiil make us financially rich, but I do say that it will give us, it will assure us. of a comfortable sustenance at the start, a comfortable subsistence all the way through, and it will help us to direct the the bank, to manage the traffic, to conduct all our business matters, and to make the most insienificant affair of our life a matter of vast importance glorified by Christian principle. In New York city there was a merchant hard in his dealings with his fellows, who had written over his banking house, or his counting-house room: "No compromise.*' Then when some merchant got in a crisis and went down?no fault of bis, but a conjunction of evil circumstances?and all the other merchants were willing to compromise?they would take seventy-five cents on the dollar, or fifty cents, or twenty cents?comin; to this man last of all, he said: "No compromise; I'll take one hundred cents on the dollar, and I can afford to wait." Well, the wheel turned, and after a while that man was in a crisis or business, and he S9nt out his agents to compromise, and the agents said to the merchants: "Will you take fifty cents on the dollar!" "No." "Will you take anything?" "We'll take one hundred cents on the dollar. No compromise.'' And the man who wrote tho inscription over his counting-house died in destitution. Oh, wo want more of the kindness of the Gospel and the spirit of love in our business enterprises! now many young . x 1 men nave luunu iu mo idu^iuuvi ./onus. I Christ a practical help? How many there are in this house to-day who could testify out ! of their own experience that Godliness is ; profitable for the life that now is. There were times in their busines* career when I thev went her* for help, and there for help, and yonder for help, and got no help until they knelt before the Lord crying for His deliverance, and tbe Lord rescued them. In a bank not far from our great metropolis?a village bank?an oilicer could not balance his accounts. He had worked at them day after day, night after night, and he was 3ick ni^h unto death as a result. He knew he hail not taken one farthing from that bank, but somehow, for some reason inscrutable then, the accounts wouldn't balanca Tho time rolled on, and tho morning of the day when the books should pass under the inspection of the other officers arrived, and he felt himself in awful peril, conscious of his own integrity but unable to prove that integrity. That morning he went to the bank early, and lie knolt down before God and told the whole story of his mental anguish, and he said: "O Lord. I have done right; I have preserved my integrity, but here I am about to bo overthrown unless Thou should come to my rescue. Lord, deliver me." And for one hour he continued the prayer before God, anri then he rose aud went to an old blotter that he had forgotten all about. He opened it and there lay a sheet of figures which ha only needed to add to another line of figures?somo line of figures he had forgotten, and knew not where ho had laid them?and the accounts were balancjd.nnd the Lord delivered aim. You are an infidel if you do not believe it. Tha Lord delivered him. God answered his prayer as He will answer your prayer, O man ot business, in every crisis when you come to Him. Now, if this be so. then I am persuaded, as you are, of the fact that the vast majority of Christians do not fully test the value of the r religion. They are like a farmer in California, with fifteen thousand acres of good wheat land and culturing only a quarter of an acre. Wiiy do you not go forth and make the religion of .lesus Christ a pra?tical affair every day of your business life and all this year, beginning now, and to-morrow morning putting into practical effect this holv religion and demonstrating In your life that Godliness is profitable here as well as hereafter ? tlow can you got along without this re ligion? Is your physical health so good you do not want this divine tonic? Is your mind so clear, so vast, so comprehensive that you do not want this divine inspiration? Is your worldly business so thoroughly established that you have no use for that religion which has been the help and deliverance of tens of thousands of men in crises of worldly trouble? And if what I have said this morning is true, then you see what a Jatal blunder it is when a man adjourns to life's expiration the uses of religion. A man who postTv->noc rnlicrinn tn airf-.v vflars of (1?B CHtS re ligion fifty yeftrs too late. He may got into the kingdom of God by final repentance, but what can compensate him for a whole lifetime unalleviated and uncomforted? You want reiigion to-day in the training of that child. You will want religion to-morrow in dealing with that Western customer. You wanted religion yesterday to curb your temper. Is your arm strong enough to beat your way through the floods* Can you without being encased in the mail of God's eternal help go forth amid the assault of all hell's sharpshooters? Can yon walk a!cne across these crumbling graves and amid these gaping earthquakes? Can you, waterlogged and mast shivered,outlive the gale? Oh,how many there have been who, postponing the religion of Jesus Christ, have plunged into in is takes they never couldcorrect although they lived eighty years after, and like serpents crushed under cart-wheels, dragging their mauled bodies under the rocks to die; so th^se men have fallen under the wheel of awful calamity,, crushed here, destroyed forever, while a vast multitude of others have taken the religion of Jesus Christ into every-day life, and first, in practical business affairs, and secondly, on the throne of heavenly triumph hav? illustrated, while angels looked on and a universe approved, the glorious truth that "Godliness is profitable unto all things, having the promise of the life which now is as well as of that which is to come." TEMPERANCE. I Know a Bank. There's a bank that I hear about now and then, Which takes deposits from workingmen; It has glaring mirrors and flaring gas, And its drafts aro drawn in a jug or glass. The customer there lor his saving shows A shaky hand and a blazing nose. Keep out of its books, tor I've come to learn Tne Gin Palace Bank is a queer concern. There's a bank that I hear about now and I then "Which takes deposits from workingmen; Its clerks are never too proud or tine To enter a trifle of yours or mine. And the ponce mount up, as 1 hear folks say, To a nice little sum for a rainy da}'. Get one of its books, for I've come to learn The savings bank is a safe concern. There's a bank that I hear about now and then, Which takes deposits from workingmen, A shake of the nand, a smile, a look, Is entered fair in an angel's book. Good words are its silver, good deeds its gold, And its riches ne'er fail, nor its bag3 wax old. Oh, think of that bank, lor I've coma to learn To have treasure above is our chief concern. ?F. Langridgs. The Habitual Useof Alcohol Even in a Moderate Degree is Iujurious. Dr. William Pepper writes as follows in the Chaittauqnan: The effects of the alco? hoi habit vary enormously with the amount consumed and with the form in which it is taken, but they are always bad. Alcohol should not be regarded either as a poison or a food. It is strictly a drug. It belongs to that class of substances which, like opium, Indian hemp and tobacco, produce effects which habit renders agreeable, but which are followed by constant increase in the craving for larger doses of the drug. This increasing dependence upon alcohol is one of the worst effects of its habitual use, and ?if ia ineannKohla fpnm it.3 ?ILL1 U1U91 pel 9UUO IV liioopuiuwiu a? v*m ?vw use even in small amounts. It is true that nearly all can digest without apparent damage a small quantity of alcohol, m sufficiently dilute form, if taken only occasionally. It is certain that the highest possible health may be enjoyed without the use of alcohol. This being so, its use, even occasionally and under the restrictions above stated, is attended with risk both physical and moral. But when alcohol is taken in large amounts, or in stronger forms, or is used habitually even in moderation.it does positive harm; and this harm increases rapidly as the habit strengthens. In its lightest degree there is some irritation of the stomach and impairment of digestion, with slight disorder of circulation and secretion and intellection. Often enough these cause a false feeling of weakness which leads to larger excess and of course to great harm. Perfect health can scarcely ever be enjoyed continuously by one who uses alcohol, even in strict moderation. I make an exception in favor of some elderly persons with slow and feeble digestions and with weak circular tion, for in them small quantities of dilute alcohol taken daily with their principal meal improve their health. When once we pass the lesser degrees of the use of alcohol the effects of its habitual employment are striking and disastrous. The mucous membrane of the stomach becomes the seat of chronic catarrh. The function of the liver is disordered and the mosc important processes of nutrition are disturbed. The nervous system suffers, and mind and character alike deteriorate. It is not only the injury which comes directly from alcohol which 'we note in such cases: there are associated with it neglect of proper diet and of proper hours of rest, and avoiJance?of exposure, which contribute to the sum of damage wrought upon the system. The alcohol habit, if at all excessive, causes organic disease directly, and rums body and mind. Its habitual use, even in very inoJerate amounts, renders health unstable and increase? the liability to disease, and the danger of disease when it occurs. The true use of alcohol is in the treatment of disease. There, when prescribed judiciously, it does great good, and is at times indispensable. But even there it should never be prescribed unnecessarily, nor without a clear recognition of the fact that the tendency to the alcohol habit is great and that this habit when formed is destructive. Temperance at Indianapolis. Francis Murphy and his son Edward, tha teinj erance evangelists, recently closed their meetings in Indianapolis. The older Murphy began there three weeks ago. and was joined by his son a week later; they have set on foot the most successful Gospel temperance movement ever inaugurated in that city, addressing forty-five large meetings. The result of their labors is something ovprGSOO signers to the total-abstinence pledges and several Gospel convertion*. The press and people of Indianapolis regard their work with great satisfaction. fliey wrnt there at the invitation of J. C. Shaffer, President of the Indianapolis Street Railroad Company, and they were greatly assisted by the leading ministers. The last night's meeting at Tomlinson Hall was one of the largest, fully 5U00 persons be 4. / ?_ I ing prest'IIl/. V/li llio Ciu?uru suagc T?iiu tfu* Shaffer was Samuel W. Allerton, the wellknown Chicago millionaire, who made a short address, wherein he urged the Murphys to come to Chicago, where he believed a greut work awaited them. He said they were fighting dynamiters and hanging Anarchists, but he believed the real cure for this spreading evil was to send such men among them as Francis and Edward Murphy to preach their gospel and pull these misguided Socialists out from under the baleful influence of the liquor-dispensing element. He declared he should return to Chicago with a determination to inaugurate a movement that would bring tho Murphys and other evangelists into that field, and he M ould take part in the meetings. Among the Indianapolis conversions are two saloon-keepers ana about three score of the hardest drinkers in the city. Temperance News and Notes. The church, constructive; the saloon, doJtructive. Temperance is th9 moderate uss of good things and total abstinence from bad things. It is stated that the Emperor William of Germany has entirely given up alcoholic liquors. The rum-power is too colossal to be ignored, too cyclonic to be regulated, too insolent to be endured. Not a newspaper in Kansas is advocating the re-establishment of the saloon, while two years ago there were fifty. Absolute prohibition of th3 liquor traffic is law throughout the 2,500,000 square miles in the Northern Territories, Canada. What a list of horrible crimes now burden the telegraph wires daily. And intemperance stands out as th? chiefest among the causes for these terrible affairs. The brandy cigarette is the latest thing from Boston. It is made of tobacco that has been soaked in brandy, and the smoker is enabled to keep mildly intoxicated without touching a drop of liquor. Robert W. Page, of Atlanta, Ga, an employe at Weller's slaughter-house, while drunk, fell into the large kettle full of hot water in which hogs were scalded. He had l>pf>n in t.liH kfittle over an hour when found, and his body was boiled almost into jelly. Sing a soug of sixpence, you fellow full of rye, With not a cent to bury you to-morrow should you die. The keeper's iu the barroom counting out his money; His wife is in the parlor with well-dre3sed sis and sonny; Your wife has gone out working and washing people's clothes, To pay for old rye whisky to color up your nose. "Pretty Boy,'' an Indian of the Yankton Sioux tribe, at Fort Peck Agency, crazed with rum, killed his squaw in a most brutal manner, murdered two policemen, fatally wounded a third aid then killed himself. EELIGIOUS READING, j New Every Morning. Every day Is a fresh beginning, Every morn is the world made new; You who are weary of sorrow and sinning. Here is a beautitul hope for you? A hope for me and a hope for you. All the past things are past and over, The tasks are done and the tears are shed; Yesterday's errors let yesterday cover; Yesterday's wounds, which smarted and bled, Are healed with the healing which night has shed. Yesterday is a part of forever Bound up in a sheaf, which God holds tight; "With glad days, and sad days, and bad days, which never Shall visit us more with their bloom and their blight, Their fulneis of sunshine or sorrowful night. Let them go, <?ince we cannot relieve them, Cannot ur d > and cannot atone; God in His mercy receive, forgive them; Only the new days are our own, Today is ours, and today alone. Here are the skies all burnished brightly, Here is the spent earth all reborn; Here are the tired limbs springing lightly To face the sun, and to share with the morn In the chrism of dew and the cool of dawn. Every day is a fresh beginning; Listen, my soul, to the glad refrain, And, spite of old sorrow and older sinning, And puzzle forecasted, and possible pain, Take heart with the day, and begin again I ?[London Sunday-School Times. The Pure Heart. Rev. James Caughey once said in a sermon on "Blessed are the pure in heart," that it was impossible to sully a sunbeam. "And while the sunbeam," he said, "may dart down into the darkest hole of fllth, and illuminate it, it will soil nothing, and yet not be soiled itself. So the ray of heavenly life and love, existing in the perfect believer's heart, goes into and comes out into contact with the dark dwelling-places of iniquity and filth, and cheers, and enlivens, and encourages by its presonce, but is always kept unspotted from the stains of the world. It is God who gives to the pure in heart this great gift and distinction. It is He only who can keep the heart in perfect peace." muj. ui. i k?. JLUXS LllUUgUb IS UCHUIUUIIJ 11JU3UUICU *JJ the scripture: "Though ye have lisn among the pots, yet shall ye be as the wings of a dove covered with silver, and her feathers with yellow gold."?[Christian Witness. Known by Their F. ult*. The following forcible remarks are from an article in the North American Review by Frederic R. Condert, a Roman Catholic. The men of today need to learn what Christianity ha=i done and is doing for the human race. They must be asked to refrain for a moment from laughing at the bright salliesof brilliant declaimers. And to inquire into the possible results of a successful campaign against the system of belief that has been interwoven with the growth, strength and progress of the world for the last eighteen hundred years. None more wisely and eloquently than Mr. Gladstone could have warned society of the dangers and evils which a reckless eagerness for untried systems and an impatient sufferance of whatever is, may produce. For the first time in the history of our modern life, tho law looks on in silence and leaves men's tongues and pens free to malign and caricature the religion which was, and still is, part of the law of the land. The fear of pun lsnmeni. using removeu, nutaiug uj ikll uui self-imposed restraint of him who decries sacred things to fix the measure and violence of bis attacks. Whether Dr. Field and Mr. Gladstone may or may not outshine Colonel Ingersoll in debate, is not, after all, so important. The question remains whether the Lord's prayer may be abolished, and the sermon on the ibount derided into general contempt, without changing the whole structure of our moral and social world. After all we fall back on the Saviour's word, "By their fruits ye shall know them." Ingersoll's inflJelity moans some large audiences at so much a head. It does not mean anybody's good or anybody's benefit outside of IngersolL Christianity takes the world for its field, and is ever at work seeking to make tha world better. As to arguing with the blasphemer, we have only to say, they waste their labor who enter into conflict with him. Though dogs bay at the moon to their heart's content, they cannot bay away one moon beam. Let blasphemers howl, and shriek their curses to the world's great mori I sunshiDa, the religion of the L*>rd Jesus, they cannot dim its lustre, nor stay its helpful, healing beams. Restitution. During the last Convention at Northfleld, Mr. Moody was speaking upon Prayer, and an incident occurred, illustrating his subject, which made a profound impression, and came home to every one. He said true Prayer consisted of ten elements?AdoraHon fVmfocainn ThflTilrQci vinfT, Unity, or Brotherly Love, the spirit of forgiveness, Faith (ask with a beggar's importunity; a >-ervant's docility; and a friend's confidence), Perseverance, and, last, Submission. When he came to the third element? Restitution?a man rose in the audience and cried out: "Mr. Moody, let me cut in here. I went to Texas five years ago, having cheated my creditors of fifteen thousand dollars. My wife and I thought we were real smart. We settled in one of the cities, bought a nice house, and furnished it tiptop?grand piano, Brussels carpets, and mv wife bought no end of lace curtains. But we hnd havdlv got settled down, when Mr. Moody came along; and. like others, we followed the crowd of 'professors' and Church members. He preached the same sermon we have so far heard tonight The Spirit of God convicted me and my wife both of sin, on this head of Restitution, and we went home perfectly miserable. I said, 'Loo, what are we to do?' 'Do!' says she; 'you know what to do without asking me: repay everybody to the last cent.' No sooner said than done. The house was sold, and an auction called right away; and oh, the joy I had in handine up the silverware and tbe china! The piano and all went; but my wife was so happy at parting with the lace curtains, it was really curious. Then we took two little rooms?a bedroom and a kitchen and the only table we had was the one we had used in the kitchen for chopping meat on; but the Lord filled us with Himself, and wo hod peace and joy, because we had pardon and a clear conscience. The dear Lord has blessed me far above my desert, and beyond what the devil led me to steal: and we have come to Nortbfleld to praise the Lord and carry back with us to Texas a fresh baptism of the blessed power which set us free five years ago." There was hardly a dry eye in the great audienco, and to watch Mr. Moody was a study; he did not say a word, but looked over his glasses, now on one side, now on the other, all over the house; then, after the pause had had its effect, he quietly went on with the next head of his discourse. The true Christian i3 like the sun, which pursues his noiseless track, and everywhere leaves the effect of his beams in a blessing upon the world around him.?[Luther. Christ always sails in the ship of prayer; He steers safely; He fees the hidden rocks and secret shelves, and needs no star nor compass. He fills the sails of the Church's ship with prosperous gales, to bring her into safety. He turns calms into storm-), ".o obey his Church's cry, and raises the waves of t.liA sab. so that saints are fflad because of a storm, to bring them to a calm haven. Ob! happy storms, that drive a saint to Heaven! Oh. happy Heaven, that enjoys a perpeftual and everlasting calm!?{Lee. Temperance in Japan. There are many temperance societies in Japan, and all are"working for the principle of total abstinence. The National femj>orance Society contains men of higher position than any other, and publishes a magazine at the capital. North Shore Temperance Society is the largest organization, and is carried on in connection with a Christian mission. The efficiency of the work of this society is proved by the fact that prohibitory laws have been adopted in two or three of the villages. The Temperance Association, organized in ISSti with eighty-nine members, now has a membership of SUO and publishes magazine, the Temperance} which has attained a large circulation. ! The liquor traffic of the sii principal nations of Christendom devours'year after year the produce of 35,000,000 acrea of farm land. ~~ BUDGET OF FUNr~ HUMOROUS SKETCHES FROM VAKIOUS SOURCES. a. Saleable Reason?It Certainly was Peculiar?Getting Even with Him?A Matter of Location, Etc. " What is the meaning of the throng In yonder clothing store/ There surely must be something wrong? What are they gathered for.1" " The cause is plain it seems to me," Replied the passing wit, " Some person in there, don't you see, Is taken with a tit!" It Certainly was Peculiar. "Mamma!" ' Wfill rr? Tf /3 on IV bllf iUJ UV/U1 I "What awfully queer -ways these Western folks do have, don't they? I have been reading an article in the Slock BreederGazette that papa brought home and it says that cows should have their corn fed to them in the ear."? Boston Beacon. Getting: Even. "I don't like that snob Brinkerson," said one medical student to another. "Neither do I. I would like to fix him for his superciliousness." "There is only one way that we can get even with him." "What i9 that*" asked the other. "We will cut him dead," was the significant reply.?Merchant Traceler. A Matter of Location. Husband fat an evening entertainment) ?".My dear, what a charming manner young Mrs de Courcv has. I admire temper and spirit in a woman." Wife?"Haven't I temper and spirit, Johnr" Husband?"Yes, but I mean when they are possessed by other men's wives."?Jbpocn. How He Lost Time. Pedestrian?"B-b-boy, can you t-ttell me how f-f-far it is to the po-popostoiiice?" Kewsboy?"What d'ye say, mister?" Pedestrian ? "I-I-reckon you-youheard me. How f-f-lar is it to the popostoftice?" Newsboy?"Only half a block, mister. If you hadn't a stopped to ask me you'd a been there a'ready."? Life. His Method of Revenge. Woman (to tramp)?"Why do you stand in that dejected, pleading attitude? Ain't the pie good?" Tramp?"Yes, ma'am, the pie is all right, but I used to be a waiter, and I got the habit of taking this pathetic posture while looking for a fee." Woman?"Well, what did you do when you didn't get any fee?" Tramp?"What could I do? I just brushed a few crumbs into the customer's lap or let his hat drop and let him go."? JSew York Hun. His First Experience. The Anarchist haa just come home 1 with a clean shirt on. 'Good heavens, Barlowiski!" exclaimed his wife, sinking into a chair, "have you become a blood-sucking capitalist and aristocrat?" "No,"he said, "this shirt was a present." "How does it happen that you haven't traded it for whisky?" "It was the saloon-keeper who gave j it to me," he replied bitterly.? Chicago Tribune. Honor in Defeat. "Sir," said the defeated highwayman, as he slowly picked himself up and gathered himself together; "that was done very scientifically. May I ask of which class of pugilists you are the champion "Of none," replied the victor. "I am simply a plain man who won't let I himself be thrashed." "Let me clasp your hand," returned the other. "Iu this age of champions, ! men of your kind are so scarce that it is ! rather pleasant than otherwise to be licked by one of them." Unflnjrjrinir Interest., "What is the matter with you?" asked a traveling man of a seedy looking fellow, who was asking assistance. "You look as if you are able to work." "I am, but I can't get it. Ilost my job about a month ago." "Discharged for failure to attend to ! your duties, no doubt?" "I don't know about that. The boss! said that I attended to them with unflagsring interest." "What was your occupation?" "I was station master at a small town and let seventeen passengers get left." ? Merchant Traceler. Prepared for Business. First Tramp?"Where'd yer sleep last night?" Second Tramp?"Had a hard night. Slept on a lot o' hay." First Tramp?"Well, what's the mat- j ter with hay:" Second Tramp?"It was baled hay. "Where'd you sleep?" First Tramp?"I had a bad night. Slept in a bed." Second Tramp?"Feather bed?" First Tramp?"No, asparagus bed. Say, let's go into business together." ! Second Tramp?"What kipd of business?" First Tramp?"Funny business."? De'.roit Free Press. He Would Forget to Order the Meat "Miss Clara," he began passionately, "let me open my heart to you; let me; toll you how long aud deeply I have i loved you; how from the first moment: your sweet presence beamed upon me, I ; have " T..?4. n /Iflftfoninrp nniap AllffliflA ' liiCII Lk UV/UIV/MiUi. uvr.ww disturbed them and they hastened to the ' window. After resuming their seats, he j went on: "Oh?er?h'm?singular?what was j the subject of our conversation when wc j were interrupted? Ah, yes, I remember, j From the moment your sweet presence i first dawned upon me, I have longed to ! make you my wife." "That can never be, Mr. Chalk," re- i plied the girl, firmly. "You are too absent-minded."?The Epoch. Thonffht Him a Collector. Clerical Caller?"Is Mrs. Paynothing atnomer- I Door Attendant?"Are you the man' who's come to collect on the wringer?" C. C.?"I am not!" D. A.?"Or the sewing machine ; man?" e. C.?"No!" D. A.?"Do you come from the place ! where she got her furniture?1' C. C.?"I did not!" D. A.?"Did you sell her the Bible on , instalments?" "C. C.?"No, I did not, and cannot i understand this questioning. I am her pastor. Is she at home?" D-A.?"Faith, I feared ycu were a collector of some kind, and I was towld to tell any of thim that she waa out. ' Step into tho parlor, sir, and I'll tell her you are there."?Boston Budget. The Duel of the Future, Scene?At a telephone. Ding-a-ling-a-ling. First Citizen?"Hello, exchange; give me seventeen thousand and ten. Hello, is this seventeen thousand and ten? Is Blanky in? Tell him to step to telephone, please. Is this Blanky? Well, I called you up, Mr. Blanky, to tell you that I know what you have been saying about me, and I wiah to remark right here to your face that you are a liar." Second Citizen (at the other end of the wire)?''Under those circumstances I will be compelled to challenge you. Will name Gatling guns as weapons, and will request your attendance on the roof of the club house at 4:30 this afternoon. I will add, however, that you are much mistaken; I am not a liar." First citizen?"Will you give me your word as a gentleman that you are not?" Second citizen?"I will." First citizen?"Then, of course, I cannot do otherwise than accept the explanation, and withdraw the challenge." Second citizen?"That will be entirely satisfactory. Call around and see me when you get time. Good-bye." First citizen?"Good-bye." Ding-a-ling a-ling"?Merchant Traveler. A SUp Somewhere. We were humping along at the rate of thirty miles an hour on a train bound into Nashville, when I spotted a couple of three-card monte men in the car. They had made up to a farmer-like chap and had things all their own way. One of them tossed the cards and the other acted as a capper and made a hit of $20 the first thing. This was to egg the farmer on, and he was willing to be egged. "Reckon I've got a leetle money that says I kin pick that yerekeerd," he said, and he slowly counted out three $10 bills. "You pick the ace of hearts, do you?" asked the thrower. "She's the one." "And which is it?" "This ar' the one." "And vou bet $30 on it?" "I do." The card was turned over, and lo! it was the ace of hearts and the old man had won. He pocketed the money and the monte man retired in disgust. Later on I asked the thrower how he came to make such a mistake. "Why, I paid a feller $20 to learn me the business the other day, and this is my first trip. There's $50 clean cash gone to Goshen, and I'm going back home to farm it for the old mau at $18 a month."?Detroit Free Press. Gratitude. "Good morning, sir." "I glanced from my desk at a tall, cadaverous looking individual, clad in a faded brown ulster." "I hope I don't disturb you?" **V/\n Kovon'f TTof T nKcopoorl i vu uia< vu u J y t vv?? "Thank you, very much. If it isn't troubling you, would you be kind enough to permit me to show you the advance sheets of our new work on "Art in the Middle Ages?" "I don't want it." "Thank you; but I don't ask you to buy it, but merely to look at it." I am of a very obliging disposition. I turned over a few pages ha?tily, without giving him an opportunity to recite his usual lecture. "Yes," I said, as I handed the book to him, "it seems to be a pretty good book, but I'm not able to buy it." "I'm very much obliged to you for the opportunity of showing it to you." "Not at all," I replied, turning to my balance sheet. Louiuii t i uiicr you uouie luuuue* ment in the way of easy terms?" "I can't afford it on any terms at present." "lam sorry," he said, as he started reluctantly toward the door: "but, as it is, I owe you a debt of gratitude for permitting me to talk to you about it. The life of a book agent, sir, is hard; and it is like an oasis in a desert to meet a man who will permit an agent to describe his book. Good morning, sir." I was half-way down a column ot figures, when he came back and remarked,over my shoulder, insinuatingly. "Would fifty cents a month bring it within your means?" No," I said, with a touch of impatience; "I can't buy it at? any price. I'm too busy to talk about it now, anyhow." "Well, good morning, sir. I'm sorry to have disturbed you; but I'm more than obliged to you for the opportunity of showing you the work and letting you know what it is." I started down the column of figures again, and had reached a total of 257, when a voice remarked, apologetically, close to my ear: "Excuse me.'sir; but would you object to my inquiring when you think it is possible that you will be likely to have leisure to examine the work a little more thoroughly?" I could bear no more. I arose from my desk, and calmly but firmly took my visitor by the collar, and led him out into the hall and to the head of the stairs. Then, with a skill derived from long practice, I kicked him downstairs. I stood and watched his abrupt and somewhat undignified descent. The sound of breaking bones came up the hallway. A moment later the bookagent picked himself up, slowly and painfully, and called back to me in a broken but grateful voice, as he limped away: "Thank you, sir: I am ever so much J x r?i^4.4.:?? AiuA n OUUgeu IU jruu lur letting lud vil anvg, ?Puck. Town-Life as a Canse of Degeneracy. The general unfitness and incapability of the dwellers in our large hivas of industry to undergo continued violent exertioD, or to sustain long endurance of fatigue, is a fact requiring little evidence to establish; nor can they tolerate the withdrawal of food under sustained physical effort for any prolonged period as compared with the dwellers in rural districts. It may be affirmed also that through the various factors at work night and day upon the constitution of i the poorer class of town-dwellers, various j forms of disease aie developed, of wnicn pulmonary consumption is the most familiar, and which is doing its fatal work in a lavish and unerring fashion. Thus it may be conceded as an established fact that the townsman is, on the whole, constitutionally dwarfed in tone 1 andhislife, manforman, shorter,weaker, 1 and more uncertain than the country- i man's. I hold the opinion t'hat the de- j terioration is more in physique, as im- 1 plied in the loss of physical or muscular ] power of the body, the attenuation of muscular fiber, the loss of integrity of ' cell-structure, and consequent liability to the invasion of disease, rather than in actual stature of inch-measurement. The true causes of this deterioration are neither very obscure nor far to seek. They are bad air and bad habits. To i these may be added a prolific factor ; operating largely to produce degeneration of race, and that is, frequent in- | termarriage, often necessitated by relig- i ious affinities.? Popular Science Monthly. * i righting a Bear and Three t'nM. -*"The morning I met the bears," said Spruce Williams (of White Camp, W. Va.), "I started down the creeU to my corn-field, about a quartet of a mile below the house. I took nothing with me, except a big hickory stick, not expecting to see anything at that late hour in the morning. I had entered the field, but had not passed a dozen corn shocks before I heard a loud sport and a grunt of some animals, which I instantly recognized as bears,, not twentv feet awav. While I wa? looking around for the bears a halfgrown cub ran out of a shock of fodder close to my side. Without stopping to think I ran up to the cub ana hit it s welt with the club. The bear tumbled over on its back and began to cry and whine. Before I could hit it again the old she-bear came tearing up, followed by the othex two cubs, and then I had ' :J my hands full. There wa9 more fight ia those three bears than I ever saw before. They were in dead earnest from the start, and gave me no chance to back out or run off. The old bear came up, and when within a few feet of me she reared herself on her two hind feet and tried to catch me in her arms. I gave her a welt over the nose which settled her back on all fours for a second; bub before I could hit her again one of the cussed cubs had slipped up behind me and gave me a fearful rip with its sharp 'f. claws on the right leg. The claws tore my trousers ana hide into ribbons and penetrated the llesh almost half an inch. Then it was hot work. All three came at me at once. I leveled one of the small ones, but got a ripper from behind again, and just then the old she-beai got close enough to strike me with hoi claws. She raked me, as you see, from my chest clear down to my waist, and would probably have killed me then and there if I ha d not been lucky enough to punch her in one of her eyes. The blow must have hurt terribly, for she laid down and rolled and whined, but I did not have a chance to finish her be fore the two biggest cubs came at m? from both sides. I rained blows on theii heads and bodies, but didn't succeed in jetting in a real good one before they bad about torn my hide and clothes into ribbons. "Just at this time my foot struck a stone, which I saw was a big bouldet weighiog about eight or ten pounds. ] s dropped the stick aod picked up the rock in a second, and let the big one have it between the eyes. That settled her. I now had more time to devote to the cubs, and although I was mighty gore, and bleeding from dozens of wounds I succeeded in finishing them. After the fight I dragged myself to the creek and jumped in". The cool water. revived me somewhat, and I finally got out and managed to get to the house, when the old woman put me to bed and went to work to stick me together again. I am getting along well enough, I sup* pose, but you'll never catch Old Spruce while he lives in these mountains going out again very far without a gun or some other weapon."?Cincinnati Enquire. ? Europe's Crowned Heads. The present Emperor of Germany ia William II. He is twenty-nine years of age. The Emperor of Austria, Francis .losepn, is tnty-eignt years or age, ana has worn the imperial crown for forty years. The reigning Prince of Montenegro is > Nicholas L, who is forty-seven years old, and has reigned for twenty-eight years. The King of Portugal, Luis I., is fifty * years old, and is a man of enterprise and progress. He has been for twenty years a King. The Emperor of Russia, Alexander IIL, in forty-three years of age, and ascended the throne after the murder of his father, seven years ago. j The President of the French Republic, M. Camot, i3 tifty-oae years of age, and was elected to office in December 1887, as successor to M. Grevy. The Sovereign or Sultan of Turkey, Abdul Hamid IL, is forty six years old, aod succeeded to the throne twelve years aeo, when the Sultan who preceded" him was deposed. The King of Servia, Milan I., is fortyfour, and was crowned only six yean ago, but before that he had held the throne for fourteen years by election aa ' Prince Milan Obenovich IV. The King of Sweden and Norway, Oscar I., is in his sixtieth year, and has reigned for sixteen years. He is a fairly liberal monarch, and has favored some reforms during his reign. The King of Koumania, Carol I., is forty-nine years of age, and was proclaimed King only seven years ago. but for fourteen years before that time ha had been chief of the Roumanians. Bible Scenes Still Enacted. In writing from Fayal, one of the Azores Islands, a correspondent of the Boston Transcript says: "On the country roads and near the wind mills you will see circular threshing floors made of hardened pumice stone. When cows and oxen are driven over the grain, crossing and recrossing it, these are a distinct and frequent feature in the landscape, and reminds one of Bible scenes. 'What is that strange noise I hear from afar:'I say to my native companion. 'Why, it is an ox cart coming along the lane with a load of grain.' I watch and wait and within half an hour it passes, with its two or three yoke of oxen dragging this, uncouth cart with its high encircling wicker front and sides, its great solid - < 1 J ? wooaen wneeis creun. nuu yiuau. ?u? i9 impelled to be merciful and beseech the owner to oil his wheels. But no, I must not, and am told that this noise is a part of the equipage, and no farmer is satisfied unless his wheels have the proper amount of squeak. A law was once made by the Portuguese Governmeut that no creaking cart should be allowed to enter a city, but the people rebelled and the law was repealed." Goloshes. Goloshes (formerly called galoshes), from galoche, a word through the French derived from galocha, the Spanish for a patten, clog or wooden shoe. The Frcnch applied the term at first to shoes partly of leather and wood, the boles being wood and the uppers leather. The term was introduced into England as a cordwainer's technicality to signify a method of repairing old boots and 9hoes by putting a narrow strip of leather above the sole so as to surround the lower part of the upper leather. It was also adopted by the patten and clog makers to distinguish what were also called French clogs from ordinary clogs and pattens. Clogs were mere soles of wood, with straps across fho inat^n tr? lfppn tViAm nn. Pattens ""?r ? r were the same, with iron rings to raise them f rom the ground, but the galoshes were wooden soles, usually with a joint at the part where the trend of the foot came, and with upper leather like very low shoes. By the term goloshes is now generally meant the india-rubber over* shoes which are generally so called ia England.?Dry Good* Chronicle,