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BY HUGH WILSON. ABBEVILLE, S. C., WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 23, 1889. VOLUME XXXIII. NO. 37. |Sj
I What They Eat In England.
ij In the English restaurants and at
B English tables, generally, one is par
ticularly struck with the absence of >
any great variety of vegetables, says a
B London letter to the Boston Herald.
V There are plenty of meats, fowls,
I game, fish, and all the rest of the sol
ids, but of vegetables there is a pover
ty. Potatoes, French beans, French
V peas, cauliflower, cucumbers, lettuce,
radishes, and a thing they call vegeta
ble marrow, about fill out the list.
H The peas are those little, flavorless
things we get in tins in America, the
cucumbers are long, thin affairs, some
times growing to a yard in length, and
W lettuce is about the sweetest and best
I thing of its kind in the whole world.
I Then there is that vegetable marrow!
I Yes, it is there. And there it ought to
| stay. It tastes about like what an
I over-ripe cucumber should taste, bavI
ing been previously boiled, so that it
I might be servedhot. It is insipid, and
8 wfttprv. and soft, and it "squashes" in
the mouth. American peas, beans,
cucumbers, radishes and potatoes are
much better and larger and more richly
flavored than are the same articles
over here. It is all iu the climate, I
suppose. Beans, peas, and these
things come mainly fr6m France.
[ Even the bulk of the strawberries and
at least three quarters of the asparagus
consumed in England are grown In
the hotter countries. Com is
unknown. Ask for thatsucculent vegetable
and the waiter will stare at jou
in helpless amazement. Insist on having
it, and he will probably bring you
some wheat on a plate. Wheat is
called corn in England, and eorn is
maize. That, perhaps, is why the
waiter looks amaized when you ask
for corn.
The potatoes over here are generally
little things that look like English walnuts.
The Irish potato, as seen in Ireland,
is a miserable dwarf, and its
English cousin is little or no better.
Sweet potatoes they have none. Turnips,
parsnips, squash, carrots, and
the like seldom reach the table. I believe
they grow in England, but they
don't seem to be in much demand.
Tomatoes grow in hot-houses, and are
costlv. They are not particularly
liked, either. Peaches, too, are either
grown on vines inside the roofs of hothouses
or are trained up a south wall.
An ordinary American peach tree
would have no show in the world in
such an atmosphere as this. Peaches
are, of course, very great luxuries.
They cost at least a shilling apiece if
they are of any size, and they are
eaten after an elaborate degree of preparation
that makes them seem doubly
valuable. Melons are non est, unI
less they be especially imported from
France, and even those do not bear
any comparison to our own full flavored,
juicy cantelopes. The watermelon
is entirely unknown. But there
are such delicacies as green walnuts
and almonds and green tigs within
reach of easy importation, and they
make up for a good deal in the way of
shortage elsewhere.
I Snappy People.
There is such a thing as a snappy
railroad conductor. When he an
nounces the name 01 a depot ue ones
off the first letter and the last syllable.
It is at your peril you ask him the
name of the next station. While you
are deciding in which of your eight
pocket9 you put your ticket, he gapes
upon you devouringly, as much as to
cay, "I have you now ! You expected
to get a ride without paying for it
eh?" If you venture to tell him that
the car is very cold, he will freeze you
still worse with a wondering stare. If
you ask why-there is no water on the
train, he will throw over you the wet
blanket of a curt reply, and that is water
enough. He is snappy to the old
lady who is too long getting off, and
the old gentleman who is too long getting
on ; snappy about where you put
your feet, snappy about where you set
your yalise. Before many miles all
the passengers feel the contagion from
having been bitten by such a snappy
disposition, and so they get snappy
too.
Frait Skins Indigestible.
That the rind, or "skin," of all fruit
is more or less indigestible is a fact that
should not be forgotten. We say all
fruit, and the statement must be understood
to include the pellicle of kernels
and nuts of all kinds. The edible
part of fruit is peculiarly delicate, and
liable to rapid decomposition if exposed
to the atmosphere; it is, therefore,
a wise provision of nature to place a
strong and impervious coating over it,
as a protection against accident, and to
prevent insect enemies from destroying
the seed within. The skin of
j??i ?
plums IS wouuenuuy suuug wmpmcu
with its thickness, and resists the action
of water and many solvents in a
remarkable manner. If not thoroughly
masticated before taken into the
stomach, this skin is rarely, if ever,
dissolved by the gastric juice. In
some cases, pieces of it adhere to the
coats of the stomach as wet paper
clings to bodies, causing more or less
disturbance or inconvenience. Raisins
^,nd dried currants are particularly
troublesome in this way, and, if not
chopped up before cooking, should be
thoroughly chewed before swallowing.
If a dried currant passes into the stomach
whole, it is never digested at all.
Irreverence In the House of God.
We have more than once uttered or
protest against this, as it appears to' be a
growing evil. There is no lack of argument
to sustain our position, and we
do not doubt the concurring sentiment
of our best people. But it may interest
all classes to know how the matter
is regarded from a foreign point of
view.
The last number of tde Homiletic
Review contains testimony worth considering.
In the "European Department,"
conducted by Prof. J. H. W.
Stuckenburg, D. D., we find the following.
"Coming from Germany to America
a positively painful impression was
made by the lack of reverance during
divine service. This is not universa,!
nevertheless quite common. The behavior
of the congregation, the bearing
of the preacher, the sermon, and the
announcements, too often put divine
service on the level of an entertain
ment. sometimes me enienaimug
feature is not only apparent, but actually
announced as a special aim. As
a consequence, the levity found in certain
congregations ought not to be a
surprise, however shocking it may ^be
to those who have come to worship God <
and to receive instruction from his
word. Religious solemnity need not
be confounded with long faces and re- i
pulsive gloom ; we may insist on the i
need of Christian cheerfuluess and the I
l ight of Christian humor, while at the
same time we are repelled by levity i
and frivolity in the house of God. 1
When a minister descends to the sen- <
sational, the vulgar, and the laughable, j
as the chief means for attracting an ]
audieuce, we naturally wonder why I
he is in the pulpit. With such pi^ach- 1
ing, astonishment ceases that the con- <
gregation lacks solemnity, is ready for a
laugh, and can enter and leave the i
house of God without a thought of of?
fering a silent prayer to fit the heart for i
worship and to deepen the convictions <
of the services." I
This is bad enough: but the worst i
of it is that it is true, considering that <
due allowance is made for exception. I
The evil is "not universal," "yet quite I
common." If it so shocks mere hu- i
' ?i- t i. fi. .
man ne&rc, now must n appear iu tue '
minds of angels who we doubt not are ]
dressent in our religious assemblies! I
Above all, how must it appear in the I
eyes of the thrice Holy God ? i
t
Where He Learned It.
1
He was a pretty little fellow, but it
was his manners, not his looks, that 1
attracted everybody?clerks in the 1
stores, people in the horse-cars, men, t
women, and children. A boy four t
years old who, if anybody said to him, \
"How do you do?" answered, "I am 1
well, thanks," and if he had a request i
to make, be it of friend or stranger, be- I
gan it with "Please." And the beauty c
of it was that the "thanks" and ?
"please" were so much a matter of ^
course to the child that he never knew 1
that he was doing anything at all no- t
ticeable. i
"How cunning it is," said a showy }
woman to his mother as they sat at t
dinner at the public table of a hotel t
one day, "to hear that child thank the c
waiters and say 'please' when he c
wants anything. I never saw anything
so sweet. My children have to
be constantly told if I want them to
thank people. How well you must
have taught him, that he never forgets."
1
"He has always been accustomed to <
it," said the mother. "We have al- I
ways said 'please' to him when we
wished him to do anything, and have i
thanked him. He knows no other i
way." i
The showy woman looked as if she
did not need any further explanation 1
of the way in which habits are form- 1
ed. <
Probably you do not. <
fnr Hfnfhnr. I
Always punish your children for
willfully disobeying you, but never ]
punish when you are angry.
Oa no account allow them to do at
oue time what you have forbidden, un- ,
der the same circumstances, at another.
Never promise them anything un- ,
less you are sure that you can give
them what you promise.
| A mother who feared her son might
inherit a taste for liquor from a drink- ,
ing ancestry gave him occasionally (
wine in which small doses of tartar (
emetic had been mingled. He acquir- (
ed such an aversion for the taste of liquors
of all sorts that he could not be
induced to touch them. She put in ,
just enough to nauseate him.
Don't reprove children before com- |
pany?it hardens them and lessens
fhnir aolf-rpsnpp.fc.
Grape-Kot Kemedies.?At a meeting
of the American Horticultural
Association it was stated that Mr. Cramer,
of Ohio, had sown oats between
the rows of grapes, and had thus prevented
the rot. This has been tested
for several years. The oats were plowed
under when full-grown. Mr. Miller,
of the same State, had used sulphate
of irou as a disinfectant when
grapes were rotting, and, to his surprise,
further rotting was prevented.
He used one to three pounds around
each vine early in June or July. Others
in his vicinity had tried the same
successfully.
Knocking.
Sometimes the knocking of the divine
hand is as soft as that of a little (
child. It is especially so when a loved 1
form lies cold and silent awaiting the i
last sad rites of earth; when every thing 1
is quiet, and a solemn hush resets up- 1
on the house-hold, In wakeful mid- 1
night hours, when grieflies bo heavily *
upon your heart that even tired nature
cannot sleep, then is heard a strange 1
knocking, knocking, knocking. It is (
the blessed Jesus at the door of your ?
heart whith a message of comfort. Let 1
him in and he will lift your burden, c
wipe away your tears, and speak words
of promise, hope, and cheer. 9
Sometimes, during a period of re- *
ligous interest, the knocking is puick I
and threatening, as if the divine caller '
would take no refusal, or as if he were
about to leave and never return. 1
Then the message is so important, the r
time so critical, the opportunity so P
favorable and yet so limited, that the *
Holy Spirit knocks as if he would al- F
most compel the sinner to open the v
door and receive God's blessing. c
Sometimes the knock of Providence P
is hard aud loud, like that of a strong 1
man beating upon the door in the dead r
of night. The sound ring through the c
hall and every room of the house, for 8
his errand calls for immediate admis3ion.
A laborer leaves home in the t!
morning, the picture of health, and b
before night is brought back a crushed '
and mangled corpse. The whole to
neighborhood is shocked, and while c
we lie still, wondering at the mystery c
of Providence that takes away husband v
ana ratner so suuuemy ?uu ow uu^ikpared,
we hear, in the dead of night,
the divine hand loudly knocking; and 0
svhile the sounds echo through every a
jhamber of the soul, we hear the Sa- ^
viour's warning words, "Be ye also ^
ready." 0
"Oh" says some one "my heart is Q
aot fit to receive this Divine Guest, v
jvery thing is an disorder. Let me ^
Srst sweep out the dust and filth of sin tl
tvhich has been accumulating in its ri
jhambers since early youth. Let me b
Irst cleanse my house and set things v
io rights, then I will open the door u
ind bid the Saviour welcome." As n
tvell might a sick, helpless housedeeper
talk thus when a kind neighoot
raps at the door. The frien d come S
to help in her time of need. The visit c
s made especially to sweep, and dust, ?
md put the room in order. Let Christ e
n, and he will make your hear fit for ^
lis reception. 31
Another says, "My heart is so cold, n
[am so indifferent about religion.
tVhen I can love Jesus, then I will
idmithim." You are wrong. Open
he door, and Christ's coming in will
varm your heart. Love begets love, d
'We love him because he first loved c<
is." When he draws near and you si
>ehold his comeliness, when you be- ai
tome acquainted and know all his
joodness and mercy, then your heart n
vill fill with love. C
But some one says, "I have nothing oj
o offer this heavenly visitor." It is d
lot necessary. He comes to sup with p
rou, but he furnishes the feast. He e:
>rings bread for the soul and wine for P
he spirits. With him comes good fr
iheer, joy, happiness, and whatever is w
lesirable. He himself is all and in all. li
[Presbyterian Observer. &
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Not A Laughing Matter. tl
tc
A woman stood at the front gate p<
ivatching her neighbor's dog coming tl
lown the street with a kettle tied to his fc
ail. It amused her vastly. fi
Presently the owner of the dog scur- p
led by in hot pursuit, whereupon the 11
ivoman at the gate laughing a gleeful, n
ind unneighborly laugh. ei
Then a little boy rounded the corner tl
with a bright, innocent look on his v
:ace, as who should say, "I-am-on-an- w
;rrand-for-my-dear-mamma-so- don't- oi
ietain-me." b
He stopped and said to the woman at
the gate. A
"What are you laughing at?"
She replied with hilarity, "I'm
laughin' at old Bullrag's dog with a
kettle tied to his tail." 11
"It's awful funny, ain't it?" the lit- ^
tie boy said as he hurried on. "The ^
kittle is youru."
Then the woman at the gate suddenly ^
Btopped laughing. d
Ppvnv Christians.?A eood man n
in this city was telling us a few days d
ago about his deceased wife. He said to
once, after he had given his children a r(
Dent a piece to carry to the Sunday- b
school for their weekly offerings, his tl
wife called the childreu aside and gave 11
gach a dime in exchange for the penny.
Then she very tenderly explained and r<
apologized to her husband, saying, "If h
our children are to be trained to give -A
the smallest possible sum to the cause n
of religion, when they grow up they e"
will be penny Christians, if Christians V
at all." The doctor paid that the re- C(
mark of his sainted wife did him good,
and from that day to this his children
have never failed to take with them to cl
the Sunday-school larger currency ii
than pennies. to
Bobby (looking out of the window) t<
?"What's the matter with that horse, m
moinmtt?" Mother?"Thfi horse is d
balky, Bobby ; be won't obey his dri- c<
ver." Bobby?"Well, what's the man v
patting him for?" Mother?"He is t<
coaxing him." Bobby (with an injur- fi
ed air)?"That ain't the way you treat tl
me when I'm balky." tl
Putting' Things to Rights.
"The place of a comet," says a writjr
on domestic topics, "may be accurately
calculated after certain perturbng
influences have acted upon it, but
:he locality of a boot-jack, when that
aumble article is wanted, is seldom exictly
computed by the masculine
jrain."
The same remark could too often be
tpplied with equal truth to coats, bats,
Iressing-gowns, slippers, gloves, and
trticles innumerable in daily use. It
vould be quite as difficult for the orlinary
housewife to complete an
sclipse as to reckon up the time she
pends from one year's end to another
n hunting up articles that are out of
)lace and in putting in place things
'lying round."
Now, though time spent in making
lome neat, orderly, and inviting can
lut ue uuusiucicu ua wtioivu, jtsi/, 11 me
(rinciple of division of labor in puting
things to rights were carefully
>racticed, there is no telling how much
aluable time might be saved. It is
omparatively an easy thing to have a
>Iace for every thing, but to keep every
bing in its place, "ay, there's the
ub." Before we know it hats and
aps cover the sewing-machine intead
of the hat-rack, bvercoats lie on 1
be backs of chairs, books are laid on <
be organ, overshoes ornament the 1
learth rug, and the mantle-pieee?
7hat small articles may we not hope <
0 find there??pens, inkstand, small i
hange, vials of medicine, collars and 1
ravats, cuff-buttons, letters, bills and i
rhat not, rest there in rich profusion 1
nd "most admired disorder." i
One of the benefits that the mother <
( sons can confer on her own sex and <
11 the world beside is to form in them 1
tie habit of putting things in place. 1
'his can be done in many instances i
nltr Kir ^ A i
uij *Jj luiiwvviu^ iuuuj x uuuu auu ic~ *
uiring them, when they are through <
?ith a book, to put it on the shelf '
rhere it belongs ; when they take off 1
heir overcoats, to hang them on the i
ack ; when skates are unstrapped or
oots taken off, that they be put somewhere
else than on the hearth-rug or
nder foot: when slippers are reloved,
that they at once be placed in
heir appropriate case.
The law of habit thus imposed will '
radually extend its domain till it in- '
ludes every thing the boy handles or
alls his own, and exercises an influ- 1
nee on all he is and does. A house '
rhere such men and boys find them- \
elves at home will not take so very 1
mch time every day to put to rights. |
Without Humbug.
Mr. Alvan Ciark, who has recently
ied, built up his extensive and sucissful
business in a very pure and ^
mpleway. Humbug and quackery
re not necessary.
A Tirol 1 Jnfnrmprl wrifpr in thp ~Faip
ing Post has this to say about Mr.
lark's aversion to advertising himself
r his work : "He never sought an orer.
He could never be induced to
lace specimens of his handicraft on
chibition; even the Centennial at
hiladelphia had nothiDg to show
om his hands. Astronomers the
orld over applied in yain for a pricest
of the productions of Alvan Clark
, Bon. The firm would not print anyling
of the kind. No where was anyling
arranged for display. Visitors
> his work shop, whatever their rank,
osition, or objects, were received with
le same unstudied courtesy, and >und
everybody, from the head of the
rm down, in his working carb. No
retension to a secret art were ever
lade. When, in travelling abroad
lembers of the firm found their forgn
colleagues afraid to show how
ley worked, the only impression coneyed
was that human nature had its
reaknesses. Never before was an art
r manufacture built upon so admirale
a moral basis,"
Simple Way to Detect Coanterfeit
Bill*.
"How do you detect spurious bank
otes ?" asked the Evening News as
e leaned one hand 011 the counter at
le window of a well known Broad
treet bank teller and with the other
and stuffed a plethoric purse deep
own into his p; cket.
"To discover spurious national bank
otes," answered the polite teller, "just
ivide the last two figures or me nuioier
of the bill by four and if one letter
?mains the letter of the genuine will ^
e A; if two remain it will be B; if ^
iree C, and if there should be no reminder
the letter will be D. For exmple,
this note I hold in my hand is
igistered 2461; divide the sixty-one ^
y four and you have one remaining. ^
.ccording to the rule the letter on the
ote as you will observe is A. In
very case the rule fails, you can bet
our week's wages that the bill is
Dunterfeit-"?Augusta Evening News. ^
fi
Stockings.?If a lining of firm ~
loth is sewed inside the heels of stockigs
when they are new, or when they
egin to show signs of wear, they will
ist much longer than if this is omit- 1
id. Rather better than lining them i
rith cloth is running them up and t
own with double yarn or darning ]
atton. Stockings defended in this t
'ay from hard wear require little at- 1
mtion each week when they coi_:" in i
:om the laundry, and repay doubly 1
tie time and labor of strengthening i
iiem before they begin to wear out.
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Morality in Little Things.
A railway conductor, passing
through his train, recently remarked, <
"If all were like that gentleman yonder,
I would have far less trouble in ]
my work. Every day, almost every ;
hour, some one tries to ride on my <
train without paying for it." The <
gentleman to whom he referred was i
uncertain as to the value of an excur- <
sion ticket, thinking the time for using <
it under the regulations of the corporation
had possibly gone by. He, ]
therelbre, submitted the ticket to the i
conductor, calling his special attention |
to it, and expressing u desire to fulfill 1
the pxnr.t, r.nnditiona under which he i
had purchased it. He not only wish- <
ed to relieve a faithful employee of i
possible embarrassment in his report to
the company, but also to be strictly
honest, doing everything openly.
This incident points a moral. It is
wrong to allege that corporations de- *
fraud, and, therefore, they may be in- t
nocently defrauded. The moral sense
of an individual ought not to be stulti
fied by any known wrong, however
trifling it may seem, or however sue- f
cessfully concealed from view. We
are not sure but that here is just cause c
for close self-examination by many a t
one, who fancies himself occupying se- fc
cure moral standing. Christian morals
have to do with fundamental truth J <
with the smallest, as well as the great- \
est volitions. And the way to reach <j
integrity of character is not so much \
to regard the conspicuous acts of fidel- t
ity to the right, as to be sure that we
ire really true in reference to those innumerable
matters which make up our d
daily life. It is well to cultivate a ten- o
ier conscience in everything ; well for o
the individual himself; well for his in- p
Suence over others. In the end of life, e
it shall be well with him. Peace will a
aHinof tho nillnw in lifp'a latent hour a
rf that man who acted in all things a
with a conscientious regard to even- a
banded justice toward others, and with c
i strict sense of duty to his God. n
m ?I a
A Friend to All Honest People. a
Everybody knows Col. Ingersoll's ^
reputation as a lawyer and a politician, n
but every one cannot speak of .his per- c
tonality truly. Take the word t)
"friend," for instance. The broadness p
of the term cannot be better shown p
than by something he said to a man j,
ane day last week. They were talk- gi
ing of the prosaic matter of "new p
jhirts," when the colonel declared he t]
was not going to have another made
for him until he could find a shirt-ma- &
iter who was honest enough to give the t]
woman who did the work the $1.50
jach that he was williug to allow.
"I'm afraid you'll have to wait some ti
:ime," said his companion. "Shirt- e
Bakers' fortunes are not built that u
way." t<
"Then I'll wait," said the colonel.
'Henceforth I wear no shirt until I n
aave seen the woman who makes it, e
ind she has told me herself that she a
*ot paid for her work." t<
This, then, is what the word ei
'friend," as applied above, means.
So man can say that Col. Ingersoll
jver paid him less than his work was b
worth, even in the most liberal sense e:
)f the word, or that he has ever asked o;
'or a good turn and was refused. It is tl
" fliof 4-Kici Kir* 11
1UI tu L113 XIIC/UUO liUAV WL1XO Ulg UVMX WVI 41
man is a friend, but to all honest men a
ind women?Fannie B. Merrill in
New York World.
The great mistake men make is ^
;his : they strive to increase their
;arnings, but they do not strive to iuirease
their earning capacities. They
jomplain of the selfishnesss of their
jmployers, when if they were wise
.hey would see that in that selfishness
lies their greatest opportunity. The
ielfish employer is always on the look>ut
for the man who will serve him
jest and bring the most money into
lis treasury. He lies awake at night
wondering where he can secure such a h
man. , He is willing to reward capaci- tl
y aud fidelity liberally, not because \\
ae is generous, but because it is his in- ss
erest to secure better service and bet- cl
returns. Many of our youug men v
lavp hppn nuick to understand the sit- jg
.mtiou, and they have risen in the si
vorld. lc
m li
An Unfortunate Misunderstanding.?"My
dear," said a gentlenan
to his wife, "where did all those u
)ooks on astronomy on the library ta- p
)le come from ? They are not ours." ai
"A pleasant little surprise for you," n
esponded the lady. You know, you si
iaid this morning that we ought to tl
itudy astronomy, and so I went to a
)ook store and bought everything I
joule find 011 the subject. li
It was some minutes before he cl
ipoke. tl
"My dear," he then said slowly, his st
roice husky with emotion' "I never
* -j
laid we must siuuy usuuuumj. iauu
ve must study economy."
It takes ten miuutes on some Sabbath
norning to annihilate Huxley, ten
nore to knock Jb'arrar's "eternal hope"
.0 pieces, ten more to do away with
[ngersoll, and about live to close upon a*
lie second coming. What is going ll<
;o become of the poor burdened soul c'
*ho has drifted into the service with
lis bereavements and broken future
md penitent feelings??President bi
Hurst. I te
Why He Weighs the Milk.
"The milk from every cow is weighed
as soon as it is milked and the weight
put upon record. I do this for two
reasons. It tells me at the end of the
year which are my best cows, and if a
low is ailing it shows first in the flow
3f milk, and by watching carefully
this record I have, as it were, my hand
3n their pulse all the time. On one
occasion I was feeding a cow very high.
I gradually increased her feed five
pounds a day. She fell off ten pounds
in milk. T immediatelv reduced the
feed and in a few days she regained
what she had lost. I had reached the
Maximum quantity of feed that the
jow could digest, as was indicated by
weighing the milk. <
I
The Wrong Excosc.
Two workingmen were talking about
i comrade who had lately "got into '
rouble," as the saying is.
"He oughtn't to say he was led into '
t," said one; "he lent himself to it." 1
The remark struck me as a thoughtul
one. (
When a man, open-eyed, goes into ,
langerous places, associates with ques- (
ionable characters, surely he lends (
limself to evil?he is not led into it. (
Yet people often say regretfully, j
'Ah, poor fellow, he was led into it," (
phen a man has committed a sin un- j
ler the influence of drink. "He j
youldu't have done it," they add, "if ,
le'd been in his right senses." 1
5
A Professor of Natural History wan- j
lered away from the Smithsonian the ^
ther day and got into a lawyer's office
n F Street, where there 19 a very poinious
young clerk. The Professor askd
two or three questions on the point i
t issue, and the clerk finally remark- 1
d very largely: "I tell you it's true, ]
nd it is true. What do you know <
boot law, anyway?" "Nothing, 1
. ** 4 ?ll 4 UA DllAfAaa/\M I
luuiiiig at any lejijuuu me x luicoovi, ?
aeekly, "but I know a great deal <
bout natural history, and I think you s
n ass." >
It is found that living creatures J
rought up from sea depths of four t
ailes or more, suffer greatly from the s
hanged conditions of pressure and \
smperature. At those vast depths the )
reasure is tremendous, and the tern- e
ierature is comparatively low. On be- i
Qg brought to the surface, the deepea
creatures are sometimes torn in
ieces by the powerful expansion of c
heir organisms occasioned by decrease
a pressure, and "sometimes they ab- t
olutely melt away before the eyes of c
lie beholder." ^
Lady: "Here, my poor man, is a a
icket for a dinner at the soup-kitch- E
n ; and you can eat as much there as '
rill suffice for to-morrow and day af- 1
sr." ^
Mendicant; "Thank'ee kindly,
jum ; but I'd rather like first to eat ^
nough for yesterday and the day |
fore, if it would make no difference r
> you to write that dowu on the tick- ^
t "
. u
The great bulk of mankind resem- 0
les the swine, which in harvest gath. t
r and fatten on acorns beneath the v
ak, but show to the tree which bore c
aem no other thanks than rubbing off
;s bark, and tearing up the sod
round it.
An unhappy marriage is like an s
lectric machine?it makes one dance, s
ut you can't let go. v
Is the work difficult? D
Jesus directs thee. s'
Is the path dangerous?
Jesus protects thee.
n. a. -1 "li. .
^ ear not unu inner noi;
Let the word cheer thee J"
All through the coming yearHe
will be near thee. r
?F. li. Haver(jal.
Cleaning Windows.?Choose an
our when the sun is not shining on s
ie windows. First wash the wood- -j
rork with soap and a brush if ueces- ^
try. Then for the glass use a soft .1
loth dipped in ammonia and water. a
Vipe with an old cotton cloth andpolill
with soft newspaper, a chamois
dn, or an old silk handkerchief. Soap
saves a milky tint on the glass, and ti
nen cloths are apt to leave lint. 1
Staking young trees, to keep them
pright, is often practiced, but it is a
referable to heap up a mound of earth
round the trunks at the base. A
lound a foot high, and as sharp and e
nooth as may be, will not only stiffen e'
ie trees, but keen off mice. n
Put five drops of chloroform on a
ttle cotton or wool Jin the bowl of a ^
ay pipe, then blow the vapor through
le stem into the aching ear and inant
relief will be afforded.
"There's many an empty cradle, tl
There's many a vacant bed, <
There's many a lonely bosom.
Whose joy and light are fled; l*j
For thick in every graveyard
The little hillocks lio;
And every hillock represents
An angel In the sky." ,
Nature is bound to keep up the aver- ^
je ; when she makes a man who can
jcumulate a fortune, she usually prouces
a family of spendthrifts to scjuau- tl
ir it. m
"We find self-made men very often,
at self-unmade ones a good deal of- p
(uer. o
What Others Say.
Richmond Advocate.
Society may be ever so lenient toward
the sin of misrepresentation re- -,i
suiting from zealous devotion to a
denomination or party, but we have ' $
our fixed opinion that the very general ' ,
prevalence of the evil in our day is an
offense against Heaven, which exposes
us 10 tne jjivine uispieasure. we iear
it is especially heinous in the sight of
a holy God to be so zealous in a reli- _ , M
gious cause as to violate honesty or 3andor
in its behalf. The Jesuits are not <
by aoy means the ouly parties that
make the end justify the means. .-4
Even Christian journals of wide clrculation
in the Church are frequently ^
guilty of an unfairness which is r||
equivalent, in a moral sense, to down- M
right falsification, or, in homelier lao- *
guage, lying for the glory of God! >
The perpetrator may not be conscious ^
of suub a purpose, but the effect is de- r-fj
moralizing, notwithstanding. "Evil .
communications corrupt good man* ^
ners." f;.|,
We do not wage war against fine ^ 'v
ihurches but the church which builds
none but fine churches will not be the .-J
jhurch of Christ in the future. Fine / ':M
jhurches may satisfy taste, gratify Inlulgence,
please vanity, minister to
pride, but that they have any salutary " "4
iffect as a saving agency, that they ':X
nany way enhauce spirituality or
jive energy and force to the gospel,
we deny. Our church houses should
)e suited to the simple purposes of a
spiritual worship; beyond this, into %
;he regions of taste, elegnce, cost,
jospel demands do not go.
Christian Inquirer.
The test of our personal religion Is
n our secret life. Hypocrite may
naintain an external semblance of
jiety. So far as churchgoing is con- ; J
erned, and other concomitants of &'
eligious profession, they may mask
;heir real character; but the veil of "Mj
leception is usually thrown off in
lecret. We may judge for ourselves V
vhether we know what it is to hold .
:ommunion with the Father in secret. /j:
ft is possible that, under a false and
ormal profession, to satisfy the con- -v
cience, there may be a habit of pri- o
rate prayer; but there can be no real *
'ellowship with God or delight in the |
ixercise u uless the "root of the matter" ^
s in the heart.
A worlding who heard an infidel . .' ?<
ration in JNew York was asked what ;.
le thought of it.- "It's a spicy thing
o laugh at for an hour but not & very < .^J|
heering doctrine to have around r"' f|
vhere there is a funeral in the house."
Phere is truth in this. Men may laugh
,nd applaud when one blatant infidel
aakes his vile flings at God and re- ; )
igion, but it will be different when
hey come face to face with death.?
Ihristian World.
"When I note the weakness of or- ' '//M
linary Christians on subjects such as
^ce, and other parts of Christ's
uoral teaching, I almost become disteartened
with the lack of moral stamaa
among evangelical professors,"
aid one lately, who for years has not
inly known reconciliation with God
hrough the atonement>f Christ, hut ~
vho walks in obedience to the comoands
of Christ.? Friends1 Review.
Nashville Christian Advocate,
Now that the Christmas festivities
re over, it will be well for Sundaycliool
people and others to ask themelves
how far the Lord Jesus Christ
i'as ignored or dishonored by the manler
in which they celebrated the sacred
eason.
Nashville Christian A dvocate.
Anarchism never plants itself in a
Christian Church. Its birth-place and
lome is the bar-room. Close the baroom3,
and the ugly impocation would
reeze to death in this countrv before
lie dogwoods bloom again.
"I want five cents' worth of starch,"
aid a little girl to a grocer's clerk.
.'he clerk asked: "What do you want
ive cents' worth of starch for?"
'' S
'Why, for five cents, of course," she
nswered. And the clerk concluded
o attend to his own business.
? . i
The famous cedars of Lebanon are
aken care of by the authorities.
'here are 397 of them, 22 more than in
S10 and 373 more than in 1573, when
boy were counted by the German botnist,
RamvolfF.
A petrified Indian has been exhumd
in Arizona. The savage is supposd
to have been petrified withastonishlent
on discovering an honest Indian
geut.
If you do not wish for His kingdom
on't pray for it. But if you do, you
lust do more than pray; you must
rork for it.
A leading apiarist of Canada thinks
:iat granulated sugar should be used
>r feeding bees, as it is safer than to
isk feeding cheap sugar.
When the horse shies at some object
r stumbles do not whip him. Help
im to stand, and show him the folly
f his fear.
Scissors should never be used to cut
te nails; that should be done only
ith a sharp penknife.
In making a mustard plaster for a
atient with a delicate skin, use white
f tin ogg instead of water.