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A SONG-DREAM.
Long time she sat yet never touched a string,
Her thoughts were all of one far, far away,
One dearly loved, whoso face to her could
bring
Desire to play.
The tune?ah, well she knew it?and the
words
80 full of tenderness, unsung so long,
Hung on her parted lips?a (lock of birds
"Without a song.
For there was none to hear it: none save her
Unto whose ears too solemn now it seemed;
Yet in her b*art she sang the words which
were
Of him she dreamed.
And soon tne music to ner nnger-tips
In swift pulsations from her glad heart
went,
Then quavered to the song upon her lips
The instrument.
How tenderly she touched it' 'twas as though
It were a sleeping child she fearod to wake.
Of joy or sorrow, which, she did not know,
She should partake.
Tken suddenly across the strings she swept
Her slender hand, and lo, there came at
last
The melody which had in si!ence slept
The whole year past.
Faintly at first, with every touch it grew
More sweet, and filled the charmed air
around,
And sang within her ears until she knew
"Twas joy she found.
And there, alone, she held the graceful form
And sang to it as 'twere a babe at rest,
Singing itself to sleep and growing warm
Against her breast.
So, happy in the melody she wrought
Upon the old guitar in her embrace,
Her eyes grew heavy, closed, and slumber
brought
Dreams of his face.
?r ranK onerman, in inaeiienaenz,
AFTER AN EMBEZZLER.
During the first three years of ray
career as a detective I had some singular
jobs given to me to work on, and the
manner in which one of them was worked,
and the developments of the case, may
interest the reader.
About three miles outside the limits
of a large city in Pennsylvania stood a
large farmhouse. There had been a
murder committed there, and whisky
had played havoc with an heir, and the
house had stood vacant for three years
before I saw it. The farm had passed
into the hands of a New Yorker on a
mortgage. Naturally enough the cry
of ''haunted house" was raised, and
pruacuwj j uu uwuiu nut nave micu a
neighbor to enter the house in the day
time. There were people living withiu
a quarter of a mile of the place, and by
and by they began to tell some queer
stories. On two occasions parties of
three and four went out from the city to
stop in the house all night, but in each
instance they were driven away by
strange noises before midnight, i lived
in a town forty miles from the haunted j
house, and consequently heard nothing 1
of it.
I had a case agaiu9t an absc onding
treasurer. He had the funds of a large
and prosperous lodge in his hands, and
got away with $3,U00 belonging to it.
He furthermore borrowed about $2,000 i
of his friends, and got $800 mere on a
lorged draft. This occurred in a town
about thirty miles from the haunted
house. The defaulter had bought a railroad
ticket for Chicago, and had left behind
him, as if by accident, a parcel addressed
to a party in the harden City.
It ought to have been reasoned that this
party was he under another name, and
that he had gone to Chicago as fast as
Bteam could carry him, but I reasoned
just the opposite. He had gone without
his trunk or clothing, but when I came
to overhaul his thing3, his landlady
figured out that two clean shirts, several
collars, a stout pair of boots, and an old j
suit of clothes we:e missing from the
house. The boots aud old suit had belonged
to a boarder who died months
before.
There were three highways leading out
of the town. I worked two of them
without success. On the third I soon 1
found a farmer who h'U? seen a foot trav-1
eler resembling my man pass on the
evening he absconded. Five miles further
on I became positive of hit Identity. He :
walked all that night with ouly two i
brief halts before midnight to inquire!
about roads, but once on his trail I soon 1
picked up plenty of pointers. The absconder's
Dame was Kelly, and he wa3 a
keen, shrewd fellow. He had planned :
the embezzlement and escape weeks!
ahead, and he followed out a regular j
programme. He left town dressed as a :
laborer, and carrying a valise. He had '
a light felt hat, a black felt hat, and a
cap, and about once in ten miles he exchanged
his headgear. He was a smooth
faced man, but he had provided himself
with a goatee and side whiskers. I thus j
heard of him as a smooth faced young
man wearing a cap and having oue arm |
in a sling: next as a youngish man with a 1
goatee and a b'ack hat; again as a full ;
whiskered man with a light hat. I con- ;
fe>s that I was badly puzzled and about
ready to despair when I came to a farmhouse
where he had stopped for dinner.
He was then smooth faced and wore a j
cap, and claimed to be an agent for a
windmill company whose rights had b(en 1
infringed on, and who we:e takirg steps !
to co'.lcct royalty.
?ncn Kelly entered the kitchen for!
dinner a hired boy who was not per- j
mitted to eat with the family, was left I
in the sitting room. His curiosity regarding
the contents of the valise was
aroused, and he picked the lock and j
overhauled them. He was careful not to 1
say anything of this to the family, but
when I came along on my errand I soon
discovered that he had a sceiet. The
sight of a silver pie.e loosened his
tongue, and he told me of the hats and
false whiskers. After that I had no
troulle in following Kelly, no matter
what disguise he assumed. The?e was
a direct highway from the town he left
to the city with the haunted house, but
he did not keep it. He would branch j
off here and there and make a half circle j
to come back again. One o: two nights
he slept in barns, aud so I !o-t track of
him for a few hour:?. On another occasion
his fee' became sore and he lay by
at a tavern for two days, and then 1 actually
got ..h'ad of him.
While the towns were only ihirty
miles apar% Kelly trpveled all cf 100
miles in making the distance, and was
twelve days about it. I followed him
mile by mile, and owing to a severe
storm was thirteen dnvs. I traced him
- ' .v _ _ -V t _ _r ."1 u.. 1 i\
inio mc suuurns 01 me unjr ?uu iuuo
lost him, and, though I had the help of
three or four local officers, we could get
110 further trace of him. At length we
heard of a person a h indred miles away
who bore Kelly's dc-cript'ou, and I wa>
about to start atier him when I o.erheurd
the following conversation in a
Testaurant:
" So the boys who vqq[ to the hauuted
house got a scare ?'*
" An awful scare. I guess a new ghost
has taken po^essiim."
"What did they see or hear
" Saw doors open and heard groans and
various other noises."
" Well, it's funny.''
"Yes."
It may seem strange to you that I at
once decided that I had located Kelly
again. It was (juite probable that he hud
knowu of the haunted house for years,
as its fame was widespread, and the fact
of a new ghost showing up just at this
time made me suspicious. That night at
in <->Vlrv/-lr aonrinmnnirvl l?v ft Infill dfl
tective, I visited the place. It was a
rambling bi<r farmhouse, situated twenty
rods from the highway, and the ground
around was grown up to weeds ard
bu-hes. All the windows were broken,
and some of the doors stood open, and a
more gloomy place I never saw. We
entered by a lear door and found the
floors rotting awny and the plastering
crumbling off. "\Ve pushed on to the
sitting room, where the young men had
statioued themselves the night before,
and here found some blocks of wood to
sit down oa. There was a doorway
leading into the front hall, but the door
n*oe rrnna Tlioro tvftQ a rinnrwnv tn the I
parlor, and the door was partly open.
As we looked into the parlor I swung the
dcor to and fro, and knew from the
movement that the hinges had been
freshly oiled.
When we came to inspect the cellar
we found little but cobwebs and dust.
Each cf us had a lantern, and each inspected
for himself. At one corner of
the cellar I found an old oyster can in a
queer position. It seemed to be stick
ing to the floor above, but after a close
examination, without, however, touch (
ing it with my bands, I made up my j
mind thak it was held up there by a i
cord. I :-aid nothing to my companion i
about this, nor about another discovery ;
made in the front hall. At one spot, J
where the plaster was off from base to <
ceiling, I caught si<jht of a wire behind j
the laths. This led up and down, and i
the lower end was probably attached to
some object. We aid not go up stairs, i
The front stairs had never been finished, i
and the back ones were so dilapidated J
that we hesitated to trust them with our |
weight. By 11 o'clock we hud takeu i
our seats in the sitting-room, eyes and
ears alert, and ready for an emergency. ]
There was no lock or catch on the door 1
opening into the parlor, but it wa9 shut.
Tne two windows looking out ot the <
room had been boarded up. We placcd <
rmr lanf-prna in n. rorner. and as we i
walehed and waited the room was in ]
semi-darkness, and the house as still as <
death.
It must have been near midnight when i
the performance opened. We suddenly 1
caught the faint notes of music, and the 1
sounds lasted for two or three minutes, i
I was satisfied that the sounds came :
from a jewsharp. My companion whisp- 1
pered that two female voices were sinking,
while a guitar played an accompani- 1
ment. The music had scarcely died <
away when the parlor door opened as
noiselessly as the swing of a coffin lid. I i
was perfectly satisfied ihat it was the
work of human hands, but I was startled. <
T liftfl not told the detective that I ex- <
pectcd to find Kelly in the hoi:se. I had '
simply said that I expected to make an 1
important discovery. When the door <
swung open the man started up in alarm '
and whispered: . ]
' Great heavens! Let us begone?" 1
I put my hand on his arm aud waited i <
for the next move. In about a minute <
we heard a tunk! tunk! tunk! on the <
cellar stairs. I knew that the sound was .
made by the oyster can being lowered !
a few inches from the floor and drawn 1
up again by the string, but my compan* 1
ion rose to his feet, wheeled half around i
and whispered: ]
"Look out for yourself! The cursed <
thing is coming up out of the cellar!" \
41Keep still?listen!" I replied, and I
wnen tne can naa mnKea one ioreacn . 1
step the souud ceased. Then the parlor J1
door slowly and silently swung to. As I
have to!d you, I was dead sure that all
these things were caused by human
agency, and yet I felt a creeping of my
flesh, and my forehead was damp with (
perspiration. The detective with me j ]
was as brave a man as ever took up a '
trail, but such was the effect upon him | 1
that his face was as white as snow, his' \
teeth chaticred, and hechitched me and ]
pleadingly exclaimed: <
44Tf tvo a+aTr Vinv<* mi'nntA U'A i
are both dead men!" |l
I sat down and drew him down beside j
me, and as I did so the parlor door j
opened again, and from the front hall j
came gro.ms and sighs and dull sounds I
of a struggle. I knew that the wire I j
had seen was being worked behind the
laths, but my companion could stand no j
more. He seized both lanterns and
started out, and I had to go along or be (
left iu the dark. When clear of the house j
he made a run for the highway, and I
found him on the further side of it when
I came up.
' What's the matter?" I asked. j
"Good God, man, but my nerves are ;
all gone!"' he gasped. "I wouldn't stop ,
in that house another five minutes for all :
the money in the State!" | ]
I was satisfied that all the noises had ; ]
been made by human agency. Someone ' <
had taken possession of the house, and I! i
had a feeling that it was Kelly. It was s
ju<t in line with his other sharp tricks, i '
I did not tell my companion what I sus- j?
Eected nor what I intended to do, but I j 1
ad all my plans laid before morning. 11
The old house was two and a half stories, ! <
and whoever was hiding there was likely 11
to be in the garret. It was also likely !(
that this garret was rcached from the \ '
secoud story bv a ladder. If the person I
was Kelly or any other sharp fellow, the , i
ladder would be drawn up, or any one I
showing his head above the scuttle would Is
Tf T a. - 3 .r i r
receive a rap. u i goi a squau ui men t
and surrounded the house the occupant *
might g'.t off by some unknown way, or I
find a hiding p'"a'C unknown to us. If I
wc failed to lind any one the whole city I
would hold us up to ridicule. c
There wae no window in the garret at a
the back end of the house. It wa< hardly c
daylight before I approached it from I
that diiection. entered the place with
<jreat caution, and hid mys-elf away behind
'he kitchen stair*. I expected the
occupaut of the garret woirtd come down i
befon* noon, but he did not show up. It r
was 21 dar'i and irlooniv dav in ihe f:ill c
with frequent rain squalls, ami about two
o'clock in the afternoon I crept up stairs 3
in my sto. king feet, enteied a room near i:
where the garret scuttle was lo-ated, and I
bewail playing the irhost for some one 1
else's benefit. I had brought along a a
m mth organ, and I sounded aud hung i
on to a few lonesome note* several times i
over. Pretty soon I heard a slight move- j
ment overhead. Then I took a fiddle t
string, made one end fast to a nail, and t
when I had hauled taut I picked the a
string with my thumb nail. I sent forth 1
complaining sounds, and I added a few ?
? -? ? *J ? '. ?? rPV?a oaiin/1 n oKavo mn t
UUU gM/ilU3. I UO OVUllUij UVV1 v 111 v V
hocame plainer, aud I knew that some f
ono was listening at the scuttle. ' f
I gave him a few more notes scrutched r
on the wall and floor, and in a few s
moments a ladder was thrust down from r
the scuttle. A. few deep-drawn groans 1
on my part brought a man down the f
adder, aud as he reached the foot of it I ?
" - ? -
collarcd him. It was Kelly. He who had
played ghost on others had himself fallen
into the trap. He screamed right out at
s:ght of me, and he did not get his nerve
back until I had him outdoors. He fully
believed for the time that a spirit made
the sounds. The case was about as I had
figured. He had planned to come to the
house, and he intended to remain there
several weeks. He had affixed cords to
the top of the parlor door to swing it,.
and had arranged for all the sounds we
heard, if i telt eiatea ne ieit very sneepish
as an offset, and when sentenced to
two years in State Prison for his crime,
he said to me:
"It isn't that I was caught, but that I
was outwitted and bamboozled. Why,
man, I had that whole plan in my head
for mouths, and I'd have bet a hundred
to one that I'd get 5afe off. Just think
what a fool I was to take up quarters in
a haunted house, and then let some one
play the ghost on me!"?New Yorlc Sun.
Highways.
So, the known ocean paths are the
highways which the .ships of the world
have the right to pass and repass without
tolls. Such ocean paths, like highways
over the land, have always been regarded
a3 inherently incapable of private ownership,
and from this cause water freights
have universally been maintained at the
minimum.
? ? - " ? 1* a- nr 1
Uigliways are 01 great anwquuy. i ucy j
must have existed in ancient Egypt in a
high degree of perfection, for the Egyptians
had hard, paved roads over which
they carried immense blocks of stone for
the pyramids. Highways also existed
among the ancient Hebrews, for in
-Judges v, 6, Deborah sings of abandoned
highways: "In the days of Shangar
the son of Anath, in the day of Jael,
the highways were unoccupied, and the
travelers walked through the by-ways."
[n ancient Greece and Rome road building
was a great science, but the Carthaginians
seem to have excelled all others
is builders of great roads. The general
reader will recall the Roman Via Appia,
Via Anrelift. Tvrrhean coast roads, and
:he famous Flammiaiau way. Roman
nilitary roads were very numerous.
Humboldt says that the ancient Incas
juilt wonderful roads, and he refers to
;heir mountain roads over the Ande3.
The evolution of the road and theevoution
of road vehicles have necessarily
been simultaneous, the growth of the
chicle demanding such a modification
)f the road as to render it useful and
safe. Chariots are the most ancient road
vehicles of which history speaks. The
first chariot was made by Erichthonius,
of Athens, 14SG B. C., and the earliest
purposes to which transportation waa
ipplied were war and agriculture, war
first, and most universally. In England
the eariiest vehicle wa3 the "carretta,"
in the Thiitecnth century, used cnieny
for women. Next came the two-horse
litter of the Fourteenth century. Highways
themselves are, in England, said to
be "of immemorial antiquity, or else
:reated by act of Parliament."
Horses and camels are found in abundance
in the regions first peopled by man,
and riding on the backs of animals
ioubtless preceded the custom of driving
domestic animals harnessed to vehicles.
Ihe various methods of transportation
tiave necessarily been determined by the
climatic conditions of the countries
where travelers have journeyed. The
- ? ~ ? " nt +fincrvrvrt>itinr> mftV hp
M1UYTU 1U?UU>? Ul J |
briefly summarized as follows: Riding or
iriving horses, mules, asses, oxen, I
:amels, elephants, dromedaries, reindeer,
iogs, sometimes ostrich riding among
Africans of the interior; snow skates, in
Lapland; skating on frozen canals in
Holland, with bundles on the head, and,
lastly, oriental palanquins. These !
methods have often involved the use of
peculiar vehicles, such as the Syrian oxcart,
the two-wheeled French brouette,
the Italian coach of the Sixteenth century,
the Maltese "calesse," the Russian
telega, which is a rapid cart, or the many
nodifications of vehicles seen in all ages.
? Chicago Current.
Meals at a Cost of Fifteen Cents.
A satisfying meal can be had in this i
rity for probably less money than in |
nrvsf riHes in this or anv other country.
There is plenty of variety in the daily
alll of fare presented by the cheap restaurant.
For breakfast or supper the
aungry guest may take his choice of beef- |
steak, with or without fried onions: mutton
or pork chops, ham and eggs, scrapple,
sausages or fried liver. NVith each
3f these more or les3 nourishing dishes
ire served?fried potatoes, two relishes, ,
bread or hot cakes and butter and a large I
:-up of coffee or tea, and tin; price of all ',
this?is but fifteen cents. All meals J
ire served at a uniform charge, and surely j
:he dinner of roast meat, three vegetables, ',
pudding, coffee, bread and butter must I
:ut deep into the slender ma-gin of f,
profit realized on the inoi ning and even- ' (
ing meals. But a vast number of the :
patrons of the eneap restaurants regard j
fifteen cents as an extravagant outlay for |
i single meal, and they have to be j
watered for accordingly. For five cents i (
i man c?n have a large bowl of vegetable t
)r bean soup, tin oyster or beef pie, a big
plate of beef stew, a plate of scrapple,pot
pie, pepper pot or his choice of several
>ther more or less appetizing and nourshing
dishes. The less said about the
icrving and cooking of this cheap food tc
he better. Sticklers for show?white a
lothes and highly polished knives, ?
orks and spoons?must look elsewhere f
ban to the che;ip restaurants for these Ic
Inceptive adjuncts to an appetizing meal. |3
fast quantities of food nre consumed ic
laily in the popular cheap dining rooms. |
rhe proprietor of one of those places .''
jave a reporter t\?e following list of the | T
ivurorro nnnntitira nf food UScd in the I '
jreparation of a week's meals: One thou- 1
and, four hundred pounds of bread, 1,200 v
nunds beef, steaks, joint*, stewing '
neats, etc.; 300 pounds of sugar, 100 I ?
jounds of coffee, 20 pounds of tea, 400 ^
)ounds of mutton, joints and chops, 150 s
-/ounds of veal and 125 quarts of milk c
li'ily. About 2,500 bushels of potatoes ^
tie used annua'ly, and a proportionate ''
|uantity of cabbagc, parsnips, turnips,
jeets and other vegetables.
The Handsome Nutmeg Tree. c
''The demand for nutmegs is increas- h
ng every year,''said an importer* to a J
eporter for the Mail and Erpreu re- a
ently. t
"Nutmegs come chiefly from the
(Inlay Archipelago. J lie tnrce utile
slatids composing the volcanic group of s
iauda produce the nutmeg to peri'ection. a
rhe soil there seems to be peculiarly '
dapted for their cultivation. The island s
3 shady, and the excessive moisture (for r
t rains more or less every month in the n
ear,) seems to exactly suit the nutmeg h
rees, which require little or no atten- d
ion. They flourish all the year round, v
,nd ripe fruit can be picked every month, o
I'Vid nntmnir trp? in vnrv hanrlnnmrv It
trows to a height of about twenty or
liirty feet, bearing small yellowish
lowers. The leaves are glossy and the c
ruit is the size and color of a peach, but $
nthor oval. It is tough, but, when ripe, h
plits cpen, and it shows the dark brown t\
tut witbin. covered with crimson mace, f
rhis mace covering is valuable, and a
inds a place in the spice boat of e.ery v
joodcook."' li
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BUDGET OF FUN.
HUMOROUS SKETCHES FROM
VARIOUS SOURCES.
Pleasures of Travel?A World of
Misery?Jones is Married?
At the Party?Active and
Passive, Etc., Etc.
How sweet it is in foreign lands
To meet a friend who knows you,
Who rashes up with outstretched hands,
And almost overthrows you.
But oh, how sad, when that same friend,
Whose joyous greetings thrill you,
Exclaims, as you both hands extend,
" Lend mo ten dollars, will you?"
?Journal of Education.
A World of Misery.
Tramp (to fussy old gentleman)?
"Will you please give me ten cents, sir;
I'm starving?"
Fussy Old Gentleman (producing a
bill)?"Dear me, starving I Can you
change a dollar?"
Tramp?"Yes. sir."
Fussy Old Gentleman (pocketing the
change)?"Dear, dear, starving! Bless
me, but this world is full of misery!"?
Epoch.
Jones is Married.
"Jones is a very brave man," remarked
one traveling man to another. "He distinguished
himself in the war."
"Yes. I know of only one thing that
he is afraid to do."
"What is that?"
"Ring his own door bell at three
o'clock in the morning."?Merchant
Traveler.
At the Party.
Admiring Mamma (pointing to her
daughter)?"Don't you think that Nannie
looks so much better in that dress,
Mrs. Greene, than mi any she has ever
had?"
Mrs. Greene (with emphasis)?"Why,
my dear Mrs. Scott, I don't think anything
could improve Nannie's appearance."
It was meant as a compliment, but the
fond mamma took it otherwise, and now
they don't speak.?Harper's Bazar.
Both Active and Passive.
Pretty School Teacher?"James, is 'to
kiss' an active or passive verb?"
James (oldest boy in the class)?
XIUIU*
Pretty School Teacher?"How is that,
James?''
James?"Active on the part of the
feller and passive on the part of the girl."
Pretty school teacher blushes and
marks James "perfect'' in grammar.?
Washington Critic.
The Longed-For Let'cr.
As the last note of that touching little
ballad, "The letter that he longed for
never came," vibrated on the evening
ft-'r, she turned to find a tear trickling
down his cheek.
"Ah, Mr. Sampson," she said, sympa
thetically, "you, too, have 'longed
"Yes," he replied, huskily, "two
years ago a very dear friend of mine weDt
West on twenty-five dollars which I
loaned him, and for aught I know he may
be dead.?Epoch.
He Got Left.
"Coalfor sail," read the sign over a
door on the wharf.
"You spelled that wrong, old man,"
said a passer-by to the proprietor. " It
ko < a.o.Lo 1 lnafnarl r?f * Q.fl.i.l ' "
auuuiu wv w?ivj w? ......
"That's where you got left, my friend.
My customers are all shipowners, and
they buy coal to use on shipboard, so of
course it'8for s-a-i-1, ain't it? I'd have
made it 'for sailing vessels,' but the
board wasn't long enough."?DansviUe
Breeze.
Generosity.
Generosity of a man who was approached
and asked to subscribe to a
charitable ob'ect:
" What do you want?" he inquired of
the man who held the subscription
book.
" One dollar
a * - i ?n
*' ADU WUIit lurt
"To bury a policeman."
The man fished out a five-dollar bill
ind handed it to the man.
"Bury five,''he said. ? Chicago Tribune.
A Hint to Inventors.
First Yankee?"What puts you in
?uch a good bumor tiis morning?"
Second Yankee?"I've just got my
patent for my new ink eraser. I wouldn't
take $."50,000 for it."
"Did you get a patent last year for inrenting
an indellible ink:"
"I did, and I sold it for $00,000, and
low I've invented an eraser that will I
;ven remove writing done with my own i
ndellible ink."
">vnat arc you going ac next;
"I'm going to invent another indelli- !
>le ink that can't be erased with my new '
;raser. I tell you, there ia money in
his patent business if you go at it right."
?Si/tings.
In the Family Circle.
Mr. Oldsportte (fa-etiously)?"My,
lear, you complain that I do not read
,loud, as I once did. Now, here's a !
:hoice item for your edification: 'When
oul flies are squarely muded, the fielder
nuffiig the same shall be charged with
n error.' There, can your feminine i
nind grasp that?"
n "Perfninlv nur IrtVP \ftw I
et me read you a sweet thing from my
taper: '1st row?Slip the first, then by
urns purl 2 stitches anil knit 2. 2d
ow?Slip the first, then * knit 2, put the
vool over, slip 1: repeat from*: finish
?y knitting 1. 3d row?Slip the first,
hen by turns purl two stitches, and
:nit together the next put over and the
lipped stitch that follows it.' There,
an your mighty masculiue mind euoiupass
that?*'?Eaut End (Ca'.) Buitfin.
Juniper vs. Tlllywa.?.
"Maw!" shouted a St. Louis wharf-rat J!
f nine summers, bounding eagerly into |,
lis mother's presence. "Say, maw. Mis1 !
'uniper is scrubbed her floor,an1 is called ,
11 her young uns in an* is washin' all | (
heir han's an" their faces!"
"She is, hey?" said Mrs. Tilly wag. (
'Well, you go au' tell yer brothers au' | ]
isters to come right in here, while I get | ,
rag an' a pan of water. I'll let Mis'
uniper know 1 kin put nil style well as !
he kin. I'd let 'er know who's had |
aisin' an' who ain't. I'll not ..nly wash ,
iv young uus' faces, but I'll comb their j,
' - ?t ? tmi ?i. i 1
eaus, 100; an iul-u i u w.iau mj mu- j ,
lows! Oh. there's snow in the cellar ^
rhen a Juniper gits ahead of a Tillyw ig j
n style an' manners."?TidBitu
Holding Something in Reserve. j
The road from Mrs. Blank's s miner i:
ottage (on Capo Cod) to the nearest ! j
tation lay over a succession of sandy ' |
ills and yet more sandy hollows, and as i
tie horse with which journeys to and 1
ro were made was a native of the Cape, |
nd prenatally dfsposed to sloth, there 1
/as often much uncertainty about the <
jngth of time required for the journey. <
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On one occaaion Mrs. Blank was very
anxious to catch a ccrtaiu train, and as
that event seemed from the leisurely
gait of the horse extremely uncertain,she
urged Mr. Casseboom to make the beast
go faster. The coachman plied whip and
reins with no apparent effect, while the
lady alternately examined her watch and
encouraged the driver. At last, however,
her patience become completely exhausted,
and espying a place in the tough
hide of the stolid brute where the harness
had chafed, she cried out vehemently:
"Hit him on the raw, Mr. Casseboom!
Hit him on the raw!"
"Ma'am," responded Mr. Casseboom
with unmoved gravity, "I'm a savin'
the raw till wp pnmp to the hill.?Boston
Courier.
Wanteti A Thumper.
A farmer about fifty years old stopped
a number of people on Monroe avenue to
inquire his w.xy to a gymnasium, and he
was finally asked if he was going to take
lessons in boxiug.
"So, not exa.tly," he replied, "but I
want to see a thumper."
He was directed to the right place, j
and after looking the establishment over
he said to the proprietor:
" I live out here about fourteen miles.
I've got a hired man who has got so sassy
that I can hardly live with him. He's
got too big to lick with a gad, and I've
.rnf frt nnff Viim nn fn n npfllf T want, f.ft
gvw wvy v/uu uiui up tv u . hmx. ?W
take a lesson with the gloves, and when
I go home I'll astonish John Henry with
a bit of science "
One of the boxers about the place said
he'd give a lesson for a dollar, and the
old man peeled down to his undershirt
and put on the gloves. He was shown
how to pose and how to hold his guard,
and then warned to look out for himself.
''You play you are John Henry, the
hired man," he said.
''All right."
"You've been fooling your time away,
and I've called vou & lazv covote."
' Exactly."
"You have sassed me back, and I go
for you like this?and this!"
And the old man struck right and left
and followed the boxer around the ring.
He was doing noble work when something
shot over his guard and hit his
chin, and he went over like a log and
laid there until they threw water on him.
Then he sat up, looked about in a dazed
way, and feebly inquired:
"What was it?"
John Henry hit you."
"He did, eh? Then that settles it!
Here's your dollar, young man, and
here's the gloves. If I'm liable to get
such a lick as that I'm going home to
tell the hired man he can boss the whole
ranch and be hanged to him!"? Free
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Emin Pasha and Stanley in Africa.
Just now the world is interested in efforts
made for the relief of the learned
and brave Dr. Emin Pa>ha, who has been
for seme years in the heart of Africa
superintending the province over which
he was given direction by the Egyptian
government. I.etters have been received ,
from Dr. Emin at Wadelai, showing
that he is still holding his own and that
he has done much for the development
of the province and for the suppression
of the slave trade. "Wadelai is about one
eAiith nf K'Kor^niim ho- i
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twcea Gondokoro and the Albert Nyanza.
He speaks of bis great confidence
in the trustworthiness and ability of the
natives, and says that his experience has
taught him "that the black race is
second to none in capacity and excels
mauy others in unselfishness," and asks
for.succor; not for an armed force, but
for supplies, including ammunition, for
his own forces. The proceedings of the
Royal Geographical Society give a brief
sketch of Emin Pasha, whose true name
is Eduard Schneitzer, born March 28,
1840, in Fussian Silesia. After gradu-*]
ating in medicine he became attached to
the household of Ismail Pasha, and visited
Trebizond, Ezroom and Constantinople.
In I880 he started for Fgypt as surgeon
in the army. Attracting the attention of j
General Gordon, he was made governor
of the equatorial province, and his subse- !
quent history is now well known.
Mr. H. M. Stanley is leading an expedition
for the relief of Emin Pasha. It
consists of about seven hundred men
provided with ample supplies. Starting
from Zanzibar, it moved by steamers to
u?* *Ua on/1 flionAO Inn^
aim up tut uuu buvuw vj
fr~m the Aruwhirai to "Wadelai. Mr.
Stanley has probably, by this date, fulfilled
the leading object of his mission,
as he was expected to be at Wadelai by
the middle of October. Almost the next |
news we receive should apprise us of this
most happy consummation. The Egyptian
government has contributed $50, 000
toward the expenses of the expedition,
and the British Geographical Society
has given #>,000 with the ex pec-'
tation that when the immediate object of
the undertaking shall have been accomplished,
Mr. Stanley will spend some
time in explorations. ? Commercial Advert
iter. |
Where the Poor of Paris Are Fed. j
The noblest and most beneficent of,
Parisian charities, the "Mouthful of
Bread." has received a new extension. A
va*t hall has been erected in the Montmartre
quarter, and there every poor
creature that makes application receives
a large piece oi' bread and a bowl of hot
coffee. The applicants are asked> no
questions aud need present uo tickets.
That they are hungv is a suili ient title
to relief.
After eating, e.ich person is required
to wa-h out his or her bowl at a sink
where water is kept perpetually running.
They are admitted by squads of fifty at a
time, which is as many as can bo conveniently
accommodated and served at
once. A register i< kept where any one
may inscribe his or her address, with an
account of whatever may be wanted in
the way of clothes. The managers of
the institution send to have these statements
investigated, and if the application
is found -wor hy of recognition, they
generally find means to satisfy the want
From the stork of cast-off clothiog sent
them by the charitable.
Very piteous sometimes are the cases
that come under their notice. The other
;lay a man, seemingly well dressed and
wearing a foulard tied around his neck
aver his closely buttoned coat, presented
tiimself for the raiion of bread nnd coffee.
One of the directors took him aside.
"My friend.he snid gently, "you have
lot the airof a person in need of such rcl
ef. Our charity is intended solely for
[lie starving. ' For answer the man
:hrcw back his coat. I'nder it there
ivas neither waistcoat nor riauuel, only a
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He was a teacher of the French language
)ut of work. |
Sometimes people faint for want of
food before they can be served. For, as !
i rule, the Frem h poor are very proud,
ind they will put oil the evil day of ap- j
iilying for (harity iu any form as long as
they possibly ran. Organized efforts are
iow being made to obtain sufficient
funds for the opening of one of these
nobly beneficent establishments in each
if the Parisiau arrondissements.? Phi'allphia
Tekgrorph.
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NATURAL GAS.
THE TRANSFORMATION IT HAS
EFFECTED IN SOME PLACES.
The Terrific Advent of the Giant
Kary Weil?The Dazzling Career
of Findley's Natural
Gas Boom.
Natural gas furnishes all the stimulant
that Northern Ohio and Indiana need.
Uncertainty united to unlimited possibilities,
which, in one way or another,
may affect all members of society, keep
up the exhilaration. There is no foot of
ground that may not be the spot. A few
dollars chipped in to buy a drill by an
errand boy may turn into a fortune uplifted
by a "gusher." Such things have
happened all about?at Findley, Cygnet,
Montpelicr, Delphos.
A generation has seen strange sights.
Toledo was settled in 1334, and a small
book published shortly after makes no
mention of coal. The surrounding country
was dense forest and swamp. The
forest was cleared, and then came the
coal, bringing further prosperity. Now
coal is dismissed for uatural gas. On
September 7 Toledo was ablaze celebrat
lug tue operation 01 ner pipe une irom
the Hancock and Wood couuty gas fields.
These changes have bten radical, touching
life at every point.
But much more dazzling are the immediate
examples. That of Findley, for
example. Three years ago it was a small
j town on the Blanchard River surrounded
by an area of bleak, swampy ground,
and with a population of 5,0U0 or 6,000
inhabitants, without manufacturers, and
pursuing the dull dead-and-alive life of
other small town*. Then natural gas was
discovered. There waa much digging
and plenty of failures. A little over two
years ago the great Kary well was struck.
Its advent was terrific. A balloon-like
flame mounted ou a geyser shot into the
air. The engineer even fled the scene.
At length the earth was removed about
it, heavy walls were built, the valves
were sustained by iron braces, and the
great creature was chained.. Its flow is
tremendous. It is the giant among Findley's
thirty active wells.
The town of Find ley offered gas as
fuel to manufactories free. Some glass
works accepted it. This was only aoout
a year and a half ago. Then came Findley's
boom. The excitement can be compared
to the discovery of gold in C'aliI
forma, to the finding of oil in Pennsyl|
vania. For sixty days the tumult raged,
i Men poured in with their savings in their
pockets to invest In real estate. Women
came up from as far as Cincinnati, grip;
sack in hand, and money in the sacks, on
the same errand. The accommodations
[ of the town could neither lodge nor feed
the stransrers. Real estate leaped from
, hour to hour. Two real estate agents,
not able to find a place to transact busi!
neas, walked into a little jewelry store
and offered the owner $2,000 for his
1 place for the rest of the year. The
j jeweler, who had paid $'200, tumbled his
I things into a bag and went out.
I At length this excitement subsided,
, but here are the substantial results. The
wells now put forth 90,000,<000 cubic
feet of gas a day, a supply fully equal to
' the first flow, and believed to be unlimj"
ited. There is no wood or coal burned in
the town. Every house aud workshop is
heated by gas at a cost of fifty cents a
month for stoves and five cents a burner
for lighting. There are now forty dif
J ferent manufacturing interests represented
there. The town has increased from
j 5,000 to between 15,000 and 18,000 within
a vear. and additions have been laid
[ out for 40,000. Within the year 2,o00
houses were built. "Water works are conj
tracted for, and from six to ei<*ht miles
of railroad track are to be put down this
summer. Business property sells at
j $100 and $300 a foot.
This brief and dazzling career of
I Findley shines before the eyes of all
| Northern Ohio and Indiana. The gas
and oil belt, as it is called and known,
1 extends from Noblesville, northeast of
Indianapolis, and runs northeast, em'
i- - _ J T\~1
I bracing jJiontpener, aiuucie, auu uhj
phos,and passing through Findley, where
it has proven richest. Gas is found both
north and south of the belt, but not in
"gushes," and not in paying quantities.
This, however, has not damaged the
hopes that it may be yet found, with impioved
methods and greater knowledge.
Montpelier has proven tj be the oil ciiy
of Inaiana and Cygnet that of Ohio. In
Cygnet the Big Parker well, discharging
13,000 barrels in twenty-four hours,
is said to be the largest oil well known.
Cygnet is thirty miles from Toledo, and
a year ago was only forest and swamp.
It is now a village of 700 inhabitants,
and in six weeKs after the discovery of
oil there were thirty tanks erected holdings
rtfin trillions each. From these fields
"o ? . .
oil is now* piped to Lima, Ohio, where
within a year 1,000 tank builders have i
been added to the population.
Pittsburgh furnisher the basis for all J
estimates, authentic and commercial. It i
lias put off its sooty robe. It is light,
airy, comparatively clean and livable.
Within a distance of from 0 to 35 miles
there are 280 wells boied at a cost of 1
from $300 to $(J,000 each. The initial ]
pressure carries the gas 30 miles; 500,- >
000,000 feet are sent each day, as freely 1
as water, for 3 cents per 1,000 feet. The 1
annual saving to the city is $0,000,000. *
The saving in labor amounts to 5,000 J
men. During the year 000,000 tons of (
gas and water pipes were produced. <
Plumbers' bills for connecting gas maim j *
with houses amounted to $1,500,010. '?
Krai estate increased *35 per cent. It is j
impossible to compete in manufactures j 1
with any place holding such an advan- *
tage. Other cities are alarmed. M
Natural gas has its dangers, and chiefly | I
from leakage. The Pennsylvania gas is ! I
odorless, which increases the danger, i *
In the little village of I.ewisburg when i
your nciglibor is alarmed all the lights ^
in town must go out. But the manufacture
of safer pipes is now goiug for- ! e
ward. The Ohio and Iudiana <ras has J 1
a slightly pungent and sulphurous odor, ! s
which announces itself. Mill accidents a
occur, as at Anderson, Indiana, the other a
dav. where several people were killed in a
a domestic explosion. * | \
Of the ultimate results in that part of | 1
the country there is no question. Gas ! I
will he the fuel of the future, and its s
cheapness will revolutionise prices in i
every direction, and put the cost of | n
livingon an entirely diil'erent basis. The | t
offect of this ou the East aud its manu- t
factures is for the Kast to cousider.? i
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A Wonderful Iron Tower.
Notwithstanding some reports to the
contrary, work is progressing rapidly
uponM. Eiffel's wonderful iron tower,
or observatory, which is to dominate the
Exposition grounds and all Paris next
year. According to the plans, it is to
reach a height of 300 meters, equal to
about 1,00l> feet. The four mighty
arched pillars of the ba.se, rising over
the Champ de Mars like the skeleton of
some extinet monster, have already
nearly reached the height of the towers
of Notre Dame. ?Frank Lt-tVe's.
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. . . APOPULAK
SCIENCE.
Carbonic acid gas produces a sensation
of greater warmth on the skin than air
of the same temperature.
Pasteur's plan of exterminating rabbits
by inoculating them with chicken
cholera has been tried at Rheims with
success.
Australia has some giant caterpillars
seven inches long, and specimens of
larv? of two other species measure eight
inches in length.
A Baltimore company proposes to
sharpen the shoes of car horses in icy
weather by means of electricity, without
removing them from the stable.
Scientists tell us that a man's brain
decreases in size as he grows old. The
human brain, it appears, weighs the
heaviest between the ages of fourteen
and twenty.
A prize of $5,000, instituted by the
king of the Belgians, is to be awarded in
1898 for the best paper on means for
abundantly and cheaply providing large
towns, especially Brussels, with the best
quality of potable water.
The big British war ship Imperieuse, a
ten gun cruiser of the first class, is now i
under inspection, being practically use- v
less at sea because she won't mind her
helm under steam, " and with any wind
requires a great deal of weather helm, as
much as two turns having been needed
with a fresh breeze abeam."
Two hundred and seventy-one asteroids
had been discovered at last accounts.
These little planets, thought by
a rem a tn ho tVio nf a fnrmerlv
existing, but now exploded, larger
planet,-are constantly receiving new additions
to their numbers by the discoveries
of later obeervera.
Professor Tyndall has shown that atmospheric
germs do not pass through a
layer of cotton wool; ana the discovery
has been applied to keep preserved fruit
by covering the jar, holding it. with cot-,
ton batting. The germs of putre action
in the fruit are saici to be rendered harmless
by cooking, and the cotton batting
keeps out those of the air.
Piussian observations have shown that
teeth decay in a quite regular order, tha ,
lower third molar being the first attacked,
then the upper, then the lower fourth
molar and so on, the lower incisors ana
canine teeth being the last affected. Upper
teeth, as a rule, are more durable
than lower, right than left, th se of dark
persons rather than those of blondes,
those of short persons than those of talL
A. writer in Science says that, while as
yet we have discovered no way of avoiding
contagion which comes to* us in the
air, we are just beginning to find out the
extremely important fact that the air does
not become contaminated with bacteria
unless they are allowed to' dry. Recent
investigations, he adds, have shown a.
smaller number of bacteria in the air of a
well-kept sewer than in that of a poorly
ventilated scnool-room.
It has been stated that since the sunflower
has been cultivated on certain
swamps of the Potomac, malarial fever
A 4- flift m AllfVi nf tflA
liOO UCWiCOOCU. XXb vuw u<vui? W.
Scheldt, ia Holland, it is stated that >- >
similar results have been observed. The
sunflower emits large volumes of
water in the form of vapor, and its aromatic
odor, as well as the oxygen it exhales,
may have something to do with
the sanitary influence in question.
One of the largest naphtha fountains
yet known has lately broken out near
Baku, Russia, which threatens to inun.date
all Balakhani. The naphtha, owing
to the pressure of the gases which accompany
it, rises to a height of from.
280 to 420 feet, and is carried away by
the wind to a great distance, falling Ilka
fine rain at the more distant parts of the
district, but near the fountain coming
down in torrents that form river|_anjl
streamlets. Further on it falls like sleet,
and settles in a layer on all the buildings
'? HilfrllKftrllrtnd -'AlSft
Ill bug uwiguuviuwM #
S. I. Barrett, an electrician, was sentenced
to jail in Houston, Texas, for a
period of twenty days for using a pistol
in the county court-house. VVhde in
jail he invented an instrument that he
calls a micro detecter. While in working
position it will warn a jailor if pris- t
oners are attempting to escape by sawing,
filing, or using any other adroit
means, ft was tested by a number of j
citizens, they posting themselves in a
front room in the back part of the prison, I
with the doors closcd. A clock was put
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tinctly heard in the room. A saw was -
used gently on the bars, and produced a
loud, sawing noise. The instrument is
worked by electricity on a single wire,
the various noises of the cells coming
over it distinctly.
Senatorial Tardiness.
In the Inst Congress, says the Argonaut} l
Senator Hoar offered a resolution to require
the p:esence of a quorum at the
prayer, but the second day after he himself
failed to appear in time. "When th?
prayer had been delivered, Mr. Hoar entered
the chamber wearing somewhat of
an air of embarrassment. His delinquency
was observed, and the resolution became
a dead letter. This ignoring of the
prayer has grown to be a habit of the
Senate. When Judge Davis, of Illinois,
was president pro lempore, he entered
;he chamber with the chaplain one day,
md the only Senator visible was Mr.
Butler, of South Carolina. Judge Davis
lid not pause an instant, but with ail
;hc solemnity and gravity usually ob- j
icrved by him cn such occasions, he gave J
i stroke with his gavel and said": "The j
'enator from South Caroliua will come >
;o order." The summons was treated as
i icst by the galleries and the pnges on
he floor, but it was not so intended. The
residing officer took that method of re)iiki?g
the Senate, and of having his
ebuke go into the Record.
She Bought the Forest.
Miss Bertha Von Hillern, famous years
igo as a lady pedestrian, and better
mown in recent years as a painter, once
pent a great deal of time in Virginia,
,nd while there she became particularly
ittracted by the picturesque qualities or
, large section of forest. One day she
ras thrown into artistic grief by the
;nowledge that th s forest had been
io :ght by a lumber merchant, and was
peedily to be cut down and made up
nto planks. Such a calamity coula
iever be permitted, and after consulting
ter bank account, Miss Von Hiilern went '
o the purchaser of the forest and bought
t of him at a reasonable advance on nis
nvestment, and thus saved it forartistic
.nrrt/Mina It io ctil! in VjAr nOSSPMlOTl
,ud remains untouched by the axe. J
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The Reason.
"Get married," say my frien.i*, ajd I,
Who've just turned thirty-four.
Join their lament and, sigh for sigh, ;
My loneliness deplore.
It is not that I fear to speak,
By bashfulness distressed?
In fact, I'm noted for my cheek,
And know the bold are blest.
My reason then, if I must give,
Is simple, short and clear?
I know tnat I can't wed and live
On half-enough a year. I
? Wood B. Benedict, in the Centunu
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