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A LEGACY.
Friend of my many years!
If ban the great silence falls, at last, on me,
Let me not leave to pain and sadden thee
A memory of tears,
But pleasant thoughts alone
Of one who was thy friendship's honored
guest
And drank the wine of consolation pressed
From sorrows of thy own.
I leave with thee a seuse
Of hands upheld and trials rendered less?
The unselfish joy which is to helpfu'.uess
Its own great recompense;
The knowledge that from thine,
As from the garments of the Master, *tole
Calmness and strength, the virtue which ,
makes whole
And heals without n sign;
Yea, more, the assurance strong
That love, which fails of perfect utterance !
here,
Lives on to fill the heavenly atmosphere
With its immortal song.
?John O. Whittier, in Independent.
IN THE LIBRARY.
They wore in the library, He and:
She ?or Paul and Yirgiuia, if you prefer ,
to know them by their Christian names, j
They were engaged. Their wedding ;
day was not appointed, but some day in :
the spring had been chosen. They 1
thought it was better not to fix any cer-;
tain date for that blissful event. It j
leemed more blissful ou account of this !
tame uncertainty. They had nothing in j
particular to ao?tnis anernoon in me i
library?yet in spite of their want of j
ccupation the time passed so quickly |
that they found when they readied j
home that they hadn't said half the j
things they intended to say when they
left the house. This, however, was not
a new experience with them. Nor was
it with you. when you were young and
frivolous, and happy, I fancy, unless you
were the one exception, to the great
majority of foolish young people.
Having nothing better to do, they fell |
to looking over the corpulcnt file of
newspapers which hung on one of the
racks in the very corner of the library
where they were sitting.
"What is this?" exclaimed Paul,
glancing at an item stuck in one corner
of the page.
"What's what?" replied Virginia.
"Read it dear."
iiTii. _ J! :M
lis 2* uis[>ai*;u iiuLu a iuiyu iu
Texas."
,4Kead it, dear." ;
"All right, if you insist
This community was thrown into a furore of
xcitement over the arrest to-day of Ralph
Williams for tho murder of his young and |
beautiful bride of a few weeks, and George
Miller as accessory after the fact The murder
was committed Novembers, 1SS6, and
has been a profound mystery ever 8ince; altVi/siif?Vi
cncnininn Vtoa Kaon OAiihirtvl on Will. !
iams from the first. A reward of $1,000 was
offered by citizens for the arrest and conviction
of the perpetrator, and detectives have
been at work on the cose for more than a year
mud have finally succeeded in obtaining sufficient
evidence to have Williams and Miller
arrested. The affidavit upon which the warrant
was issued was made out by John Cross,
father-in-law to Williams. The excitement
is intense. Williams belongs to oue of the
best families in the couuty.
"Do you think lie ever loved her, Paul?"
asked V irginia, as her hand crept betweea
* his aim and his coat, and clung very
#w closely to the former.
^"Kot as I love you, dear,'" was his reply.
"Here is another dispatch. Shall
I read it?"
"Yes, dearie."
"It's not as bad as the other:"
The culmination or a romance occurred
last night in au Ohio town by the marriage
of Mr. R. M. Plaskett and Miss Mattie Seeds
at the residence of the bride's stepfather,
John Hall, on Hall avenue. The home ot? the
groom is at Jolem, Cal., where he ha? amassed
a fortune in the business of polishing sea
hells. A year ago through a business matter
a correspondence sprune up between the
couple, which was followed by an exchange
of photographs and an engagement of marriage
The couple decided to have the
ceremony performed last eveuing, and the
arrangements were completed by letter. Mr.
PliwlrAft, xrrivnrl in t.hft pitv vofiterHrt v umi thn
couple met for the first time a few hours before
the wedding. Rev. J. A. Snodgrass officiated,
the guests molu ling the near friends
of the bride.
"How foolish to fall iu love that way,1'
observed Y'irgiuin. -'Do you think you j
ever could h ive loved me had you met j
me that way?"
"It would have mado no difference to i
me how I met you, dear. I should have
loved you just the same. Don't you
know that?"
? ''Yes, dear?hut it was foolish."
"Here is another story
George Anderson, a butcher who kept a
hop on State aai Fortieth streets,Chicago, is
anxiously sought for by several men,to whom
he is indebted.and by a pretty Hebrew maid*n
?a M iuu Franfie?+r\ whnm liu urno fn Kn I
married. Ander.-on went into the butcher
business with a partner at Fortieth and State
streets several menths ago. and prospered. So
food was his business that he was compelled
to secure the services of Miss Francis as
cashier. To his pretty cashier he made love,
and as a result they were engaged to be marriep
Anderson secured his wedding suit, and
it fitted him perfectly. He went out to pay a
small bill and failed to return. An investigation
was made and it revealed the fact that
Anderson hud gone to parts unknown, taking
with him his clothes and all his belongings,
and leaving numerous unpaid debts. In the
meantime the pretty casuier mourns tho lo^s
of ber lover.
"Hedidn't love her."
"No. dear,*' replied Paul, "I don't
thins nc uut; at least notaa i love yon." i
The reply to this was a closer pressure
on the part of the hand.
i4Is there any thiugelse, dear, that you;
?ee?"
"Yea, here is a story from a Georgia
townj
A young couutryman who had loved a girl j
who lived a mile or two from him,was nearly j
in despair about winning her hand, and was ;
on the eve of selling out and leaving the coun- !
try. as cho girl had refused him three times, !
and it was out that she was engaged to an j
other fellow. Our hero had noticed that his [
rival and the girl would walk in an old
meadow field nearly every afternoon, and he !
grew nridly jealous. In his catt'e he had a I
young tmll that whs always man with every
thing but his master, bo anse he wa< an !
special pet. Now Dave, as he culied ihe bull, j
was to be the object with whi ii to satiafr* liis '
revenge. Ho would turn him into theme d)?v,
hide himself and sw his rival toss d 1 iice a
football. So, on*> afternoon, calling Dave,
who would follow hini like a do;r,he repaired
to the meadow, let the fence down and turnvd
the bull in. H<* the n strol ed off, and walked |
around as miserable as a man could be who
was committing an evil deed An hour or so
later he le;r:l the deep muttcriius of tli
bull. and. ha-te ling to tiit* m v.-doiv fen e h*
saw Have a oit tw-.ni v yj?rls fncu ihe
<*oup!e, paw ng.dirt an I shaking his heal.
Thj man w. sXy:n< to net the g rt to run.
but she "tts ii'i terrified t'.jnt she <oi!d no,
move. The bu'l mado a dash and the fellow i
mn shrir'idiu? for the fenc?. The bu 1
dasli"d on after the Hying fallow,
while our disconsolate young mau.
having jumped the fence. rushed
? ? to the giil and the hull das!ied on after the
fugitive rival, and catching h?r in his nrins,
told her that such a coward wa? unworthy of
her. As l>uve saw his young master he left1
off pursuing the other man, returned and
went to licking; his hand, while the in lignant
girl vo?? 1 she would never more spuak to a
man that was afraid of a cow. Sliesoon after
married Dave's boss.
"^o she didn't marry the cownrd."
"Ilow could you expert her to'"' was
Ph ill's reply.
\
"Of course not, but it was a funny
idea, his turning the bull on thorn,
wasn't it, dear?"
"Alt's fair in love or war," replied
Paul, menially pleased that he did not
have to resort to any such artifice to secure
his prize. "Shall I read more?"
"Ye*, dear."
"This is from a town in this State:"
John G. Maniere, a wealthy, middle asred
banker at Oakland, Cal., and ten years ago
cashier of a Wall street bank in New York
city, and Miss Mary West, a pretty young
lacty, were married at the bride's home in
Walworth to.day. Miss West was riding on
the cars on her way home from Albany early
last June. While the cars were standing; at
Syracuse she found that she had lost her
purse and railroad ticket. The conductor
was about to put her off the train. She
sobbed and Mr. Maniere, who was in the
nniH hnr fnr? He held a short
conversation with her and went home to California.
A few days later he received a letter
from Miss West, inclosing a remittance
for her fare. Some correspondence followed
and at the end of three months the Californian
proposed marriage. After the young
lady had been assured by her friends on the
Pacific coast as to Maniere's splendid social
standing and genuine prop-wal, she accepted.
To-day the happy couple started for a short
visit amoug the groom's friends in New
York, after which they will go to Maniere's
home at Oakland. Among the floral gifts at
the wedding was a beautiful and ingenious
" 1 ? *1?? r\t o nDcuniwr I
; liurai ucdi^u ul iuu cavci ivi v*. w
railroad car, on one side of which was the
word "Syracuse" in blue immortelles. It was
presented by several New York brokers to the
" You see, dear, all love affairs do not
turn out badly."
l,I know of one that will not," was
Paul's answar.
" But here is another story," he continued.
''This one is from Arkansas:"
News to-day from Conway brings particulars
of a tragedy as follows: Two young
men, named John Hardy and Thomas Willard,
who live in Muddy Bayou township.
ab .ut tivo miles from tne iini 01 vvnire
County, havo tor the past year been rivals
for the favors of a certain Miss Lillie Rector,
who lives near a country church. Last Sunday
Hardy called on Miss Rector, and in the
evening accompanied her to a singing. Young
W.'llara was there, and during the exercises
of the evening managed to secure a seat by
Miss Rector. He persuade l her to let hira
accompany her home instead of Hardy.
When the singing closed, Willard gave the
young lady hi* arm and started to pass out
of'the church. Hardy had noticed all this
and his soul swelled with jealousy and rage.
At the door he stepped up ana astcea oiiss
Hector if he was not going homo with her.
Willard answered him before the young lady
had time to reply, and stated that he would
take care of Miss Rector.
The couple passed out atid started down the
road toward Miss Rector's home. Hardy followed
and overtook them about a quarter of
a mile from the church. He told Willard to
hold on he wanted to see him. Willard appeared
to pay no attention to Hardy and
walked on. This only enraged the jilted
lover more, aud, stepping in front of the
couple he ran his hand in his pocket and exclaim;
d:
" Willard, I am going to kill you!"
At this Willard made a dive for his knife, j
but before he could open it Hardy had caught I
him with one hand and was cutting him with
the other. Willard finally got his knife open
and cut Hardy several times, but Hardy nad
done the work for him and he fell down seriously
wounded.
. .T _ i. ;ui_ ?? ?A
"now lurriuio, nuu Tilyuia ouuvidered.
"He must have cared very, very
much for her. Would?do you think?
110, of course, there will be no occasion
for you to light that way for mc, dear."
"Of course not, "and the elbow crooked
again until the joint fairly creaked.
" I.istcn to this. It is from Washington
For some timo past there has beeu a report
current to the effect that a handsome young j
lady of this city was actually contemplating j
in all seriousness the foolhardy act of allying ;
herself in marriage to a member of the
Chinese legation. At first little credence was
C laced in the report, for similar ones have
een set afloat so frequently during the past
year or so that the public, wary of falling
iuto the trap of a practical joke, have learned
to disregard all such, save as illustrative of
the susceptibility of almond-eyed celestials.
The storv as now told is to the effect that the {
infatuated girl has been in the habit for j
months past of strolling past the legation I
every afternoon on which the weather was I
propitious for a stroll with the attache.
Those interested in the progress of this little
affair aver that'Sister Ann,''seated high I
in her wad h l ower on the lookout for the res- I
< uing horseman, was not more lynx-eyed !
than the China-nan, who rapturously bolted I
c?*-.Iaaih? af H?a IflflfoHnn Qi'miilfn. I
luril.l Lll'lll HID MWi O Vft WHV I
neou-ily with the appearance o? the aforesaid j
young woman, who possesses charms of face I
and figure which have completely subjugated
the Asiatic heart. Ever mindful of the
happy stroll in the gloaming, the romantic
swain never neglected to provide himself
with u beautiful bouquet, which he presented
to the object of his adoration each afternoon.
Of :ate this peripatetic style of courtship has ;
be.'n abadone 1 for tho more practical and
satisfactory |one which finds expression in
taking the beloved to the theatre and sitting
beside her with that appropriate air which
proclaims so plainly to onlookers that it is a
caso of "two souls with but a single .thought,
two hearts that beat as one."
"Do you think that she will ever be
happy with him? I shouldn't be."
"Of course you wouldn't," answered
Paul. Perhaps she may be, though."
"She never saw you."
ITcre looks of such absurdly foolish
affection were exchanged that the filo
actual'y blushed for them."
"I have only one more, anil then we'll |
drop this file and go out. It is about a
poor German:"
The shoemaker Friedrich, at Goerlitz.
Prussia, had for years supported himself and
his bed ridden wife by working hard at h s
trade. At the same time he attended to the
household and the sick woman. The other
day the doctor told him that his wife was
nearing her end, and that by next morning's
dawn she would have breathed her last.
Friedrieh stood thunderstruck. He battled
against the feverish excitement of his blood
an.! brains without success. His wife did not
Irur.u- what-, tn mulrn of him. Toward mid
ni;;ht he fastened a rope to a hook on the
whII nii?i in the sight of his wife, who could
only call to hiiu anil beg of him to desist, but
was imab'e to rise from her bod, he hanged
himself. In the morning the neighbors found
two corpses.
Tlicy had left the library possibly half
au liour when Paul asked:
' Aren't you afraid to be married after
hearing all these stories*"
"Do I look afraid*"
It was dark, and they were on a side
street in a neighborhood little traveled.
Tlw.v stonned under a tras lamn and
. "J [ I C> 4
Paul took Virginia's face between his
hands to better observe h -r look of fear.
From the report which followed it is extremely
likely that the statement was not
entirely credited.?Mull aul Express.
The Walled Lakes of Iowa.
Along the water sheds of Northern
lt?wa there are a great many small lakes,
varying from one half a mile to one mile
in diameter. One of these in Wright
ouuty, and another in Sac County,
have each received the nmne of "Walled
J ake" on account of embankments that
completely surround them. It has been
if?MH::ally supposed tl<:?t these embankin
nt-: were thrown up l?y the ancient inhabitants
(<i the roantry. They are from
two to ten feet high, and from tive to
thirty feet in width. Some who have
examined these, however, declare them
to be the result of natural causes only,
and ascribe them to the periodic action
of ice, aided to some extent, bv the force
* -? in - 1-1 "
oi me waves, me iuki-s uru wry ?uar
low. ami in winter they often freeze to
the very bottom. The ice freezes fast to
the Cisrtli b. low, find as in its expansion
it acts in nil directions, from centre to
. cir umfcre:K O, a certain part of alluvial
do osit is forced to the shore, and this
j;o'nir on from year to year, and from
century to coutury, bus created the
natural embankment.
~ BUDGET OF FUN. I
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HUMOROUS SKETCHES FROM 1
VARIOUS SOURCES.
All She Asked?What They Stole? i
Dogs That Chum?Narrow Eg- j
cape?Not Inquisitive?One
Notch Better, Etc.
"Itcannot be otherwise,"he muttered j
hoarsely, "you must be mine. You and ,
T nnnM nn* ooftil? if if l?d IVrtlllH find lfit ,
WUlU "Vrv u'Wiu * " w ???.-, **-" ? j
us thank the fates that our union will be (
cemented by love. You could never
have been another nun's wife. There is (
a destiny hangingover you,"?
"Oh, George," she gasped convulsively:
"Brush it away, please do."?
Merchant Traveler. ,
What They Stole. j
"Darringer, I hear that some robbers ,
broke into your house last night. What
did they steal?" (
"Nothing, Bromley. They didn't get i
- .1 At ai
ianner luttu me vcsnuum. inj auu womc ,
home at midnight and they ran. Well, ,
yes, they did steal several things."
"What?"
"The house dog, a spring gun I had
set for them, and the burglar alarm."?
Harper's Bazar.
Dogs That Chum.
"Is that your dog?" asked a passenger
of the elevator boy.
"No, sir. It's my dog's chum."
"How is that? Do dogs have their
particular friends.''
"Oh, yes, sir, dogs chum just like i'
people. This is a black-and-tan, but !
my dog is a pug. When he was sick
this one came to see hini every day.
They'll eat off the same bone." he added
proudly as he stopped at the lourth floor.
?Detroit Free Prexa.
A Narrow Escape.
"Speaking of mushroons and toadjtools,
gentlemen," chimed in Dumley,
" a friend of mine not long ago gathered
a quantity or wfiat ne supposed were j
mushrooms, aud took 'em home. His !
wife cooked 'em, and the whole family j
ate heartily of 'em."
" And did they all die ?" inquired the |
crowd, very much shocked.
"No, they happened to be mushrooms, !
you see," replied Duraley, with a far-!
away look in his eyes, "but it was a narrow
escape."?Neio York Sun.
One Notch Better.
As a train waa ready to leave the Central
Depot the other day, a drummer, who
occupied two seats, or had prepared to,
l/iff Am mr fn on vr ornnrf Iitp tn rnma nn?
When he returned lie found his luggage j
on the wood-box and a strange man in |
possession of the seats.
"What does this?this 'er?meau'r"
he demanded as he drew himself up and :
took in the situation.
"Drummer, ain't you?" queried the'
other.
"Yes, sir." i
4< n?-nmmor An fur/ilvft li'itwl Q VOfirV* i
W- J ,
"That's my salary, sir, but what has
that got to do with this case?"'
"A great deal, sir. I'm a lightningrod
man on fifteen hundred!"
And he calmly crossed his feet and unfolded
his newspaper, while the drummer
gathered up his things and went into the
next car.?Detroit iVee Press.
Not Inquisitive.
A gentleman once saw a boy peeling
the bark from one of his choice trees ;
with a hatchet. The ffentleman tried to
--1 V?a 1o^4a? moo fAft I
I'&IUU IUC UUJJ UUb tUC miiu n?o IUU ,
quick for him,so that the farmer changcd
his tactics. I
"Come here, my little son," he said, i
in a soft, flute-like voice with counter-!
Ifeited friendliness, "come here to me a j
minute. 1 want to tell you something." j
" Not yet," replied the recipient, "lit- i
tie boys like me don't need to know !
everything."?Hi/ting.-.
Sherman Saved .Joo Jefferson's Life.
I
Two plainly dressed men stood at the
clcrk'8 desk in the Fifth Avenue Hotel
last night. Everybody recognized them, '
for the names and faces are familiar
everywhere. The one was tall and erect, ;
with gri'.zled beard, old derby hat, and ,
carelessly arranged necktie; the other j
was smoothed-faced, with regular features,
merry sparkling eyes, and jet black .
hair combed to points that project over ',
his ears. They were William Tecumseh ,
Sherman and Joe Jefferson, the actor. :
They were chatting gaily and evidently
enjoying themsel vcs. The famous soldier |,
onH ncm'fttnr wan tellinc stories. Turn- ' ,
ing to a third party in the group he said: j'
"One of the most valiant achievements (
of my life, which I look back to with ;
unalloyed pleasure, was the saving of . |
Joe's life. It occurred last summer. We i
were both in the parlor upstairs talking (
to some ladies. Joe had to leave early, !,
and excused himself. After he went | ]
out I noticed a bundle of manuscript on |,
the floor. I thought at first it belonged i ]
to me, but finding mine safe I hurried
out to the elevator after Joe. Bat he
had gone down by way of the stairs. I 1
halloed "Joe, Joe," but ) e didn't hear ,
me. I ran down after him two steps at i j
a time. I finally caught up with him, ! .
and, handing him the manuscript, said: | j
'Here, Joe, you've forgotten something.':
"A srrious expression spread over his .
face as he took it and said in tremulous- j j
ly solemn and impressive voice: 'My
heavens, you've saved my life!'
"It was his autobiography, which he
was engaged upon at the time."?New
York S/i/i.
A Fiendish Proposal.
"Be mine, dearest Angelina," ex-; j
I)e Vere. the handsome : i
young dry-goods clerk, as he dropped (
on his knees at the feet of Angelina St. (
Clair, "be mine, nud make ine the hap- ,
piest raau the world contains."
''Are you sure you low. me?'' mur- j
mured Angelina, as she gontly swayed ; ]
her. ninety-nine cent fan, and glanced j <
half ba-hfully, half coqucttishly at the ! <
ardent youth prone at her feet. | i
"Love you.' Angelina I would do any- j,
thing for you. Be mine and I will do <
your shopping for you, mutch your rib-1 t
bons, your sewing silk " ]
"Sir," exclaimed Angelina, drawing 1
...?"?/l tvinr^ nrvnn Vnm 1 1
in.-i.tLii uj? iiauuuiiijr <iu>i II.MU^ , 1
ii stony glare, ''this is the proof of your I
love, is. it! This is what you would do
forme? Ha! I)o my chopping! Match I
my ribbons, niy sewing silk!" and she!
laughed a low, demoniacal laugh that I
made his flesh creep. "Domy shopping! ,
Deprive me of one of the greatest f
pleasures of my life, nay the gicatest?
the solace, the joy of a womm's existence.
Fiend!" she hissed, looking ma^tVio
nvpfl first
brimful of tenderness emitted flashes of i
indignant flame, "fiend, wretch, demon, i
begone?*' j
And Kolaud De Vere retired with such '
precipitation that he overturned 11 "what- j
not," and smashed to smithereens n (
crooked-necked bust of Shakespeare, the j \
man who. it wiH be remembered, was j <
so long supposed to be the author of j
the plays of Bacon.
Roland De Vere will in futoro beware
yf arouting a woman's wrath by such a
Sendish proposal as to do her shopping
for her.?Boat on Courier.
Hnnting in Idaho.
George Riebald, a pioneer of Idaho,
since 1868 the owner of the Little Giant
[jold mine at Warren and long a skil.ed
nunter in the Sawtooth Mountains, is in
towa, Mr. Riebald was for many years
j * n . t*T_? iL?
i contemporary 01 oeorgc weiser, tuo
famed trapper and hunter after whom the
busy young metropolis of Weiser City
was named, and he was associated with
him at times on some of the most perilous
tramps. "Weiser was the Daniel Boone
[>f that section," said Mr. Riebald yesterday.
"but the naming of the Territory
was done by Joaquin Miller. The word
'Idaho' is pure Bannock, and signifies
'the gem of the mountains.' As to game
up there now, we've got plenty, and
Kooil game too, but not a buffalo. There
were uncounted thousands but a short
time ago, but the Northern Pacific road,
ind the hunting that ensued from it,
drove what remained into tfritisn Columbia,
where isolated bands, may occasionally
yet be found. There is an abundance
of elk and bear and myriads of
mule deer. On all th? earth probably
there is not another place where there are
more deer. They weigh from 80 to 300
pounds each, dressed, and any hunter
with any skill at all can easily get all he
TT-nnfo Tho nnrl most exh la
rating sport in Idaho is that indulged in
by the Sheep-Eaters, a branch of the
Bannock tribe. Tliey are known by this
name because they subsist largely on the ,
huge mountain sheep. When the sheep
are heavy they drive them far up on the
cliffs, and then with their dogs make
them jump down, where they are found
dead at the bottom and made away with
by these fellows. These Indians are
first-class shots, too, and of course kill
many of these sheep and other game that
way. We've got an animal up there
called the antelope goat. Did you ever
hear of them?* They grow very large. A
bull antelope goat will weigh as much as
300 or 400 pounds. They remain in the
very highest mountains?that is, above
the snow line?at an attitude of from 700
to 1,200 feet. They stay there summer
and winter. They have jet-black horns,
live to thirteen inches long, sharp as a
nencil. and denend altogether on fighting
when attacked by wolves or dogs. They
sit down just like a dog. I have seen
them sit down on a rock and watch.
They can't run much, and they can't
jump more than six or seven feet. They
are indigenous only to that country, and
scientists don't know anything about
them. I tried to get one of these queer
antelope goats for the Smithsoninn Institution
the last time I was out, but didn't
succeed. The bald-headed grizzly bear
is the only animal the Indians won't disturb.
They ain't afraid of the others.
I have myself driven an ordinary she
grizzly awav from her cub, and she didn't
attack me, being thus les9 dangerous
than a sow. A sow wouldn't permit
that. But these bald-headed grizzlies
are large and extremely vicious The
silver-tip grizzlies arc also very cross.?
San Francis:o Examiner. .
National Capital "Signboards/'
Frank G. Carpenter, in one of his interesting
letters from Washington, says
of one of the ''signboards'* of the national
capital:
Another remarkable character here is
a man who is always ready to take a
drink, and who lives around Washington's
hotels trying to squeeze one out of
every new comer. There are a number
of this class, and I recall the remark of
~e i-l??? ?Anoo miniator tn
UI1B UI 111Cill, m utr noo uuvo .w
Boliva. Eads's ship railway project was
being discussed in the house, and the
question had arisen as to the climate of
tne ishraus of Panama and of the region
about De I.essep's canal. I knew the exMinisler
was acquainted with the
country, and sitting down beside him, I
introduced myself, and asked him how
he liked his life in South America.
He replied: 44 Very well; but indeed,
T am not a hard man to please. I could
live happily on tallow candles with the
Esquimaux,and I could exist comfortably
upon the jerked licef of the Patagonian
imnfnra i UL-o tlif> mp.'ils of Delmonico's:
I have dined very well at the Grand
Hot?'l de Paris. I am a man of all times,
nil c limates and all thing.-;. But there is
one thing I like above all others, and that
I :im always ready for."
Here he looked me straight in the eye
md, as he put one hand caressingly upon
iny kuee. he concluded:
"I always like to take a drink !"
I returned his gaze without flinching,
ind. after a full minute had passed, in a
sore tone, he said:
" Ah, my young triend, but you don't
Irink!"
"So said I coolly; " my doctor has ,
forbidden it."
This bailie ex-Minister subsists largely
)fF of free-lunch counters, and boards
wherever they will keep hira longest.
Hfow he continues to live on, year after
fear, is one of the things which God only
inows.
Illoodicst Battle of the War.
Twenty-three years ago, says tho i
\ugusta (tia.) Chronicle, the bloodiest
xittle of the war between the States was
'ought. At o'clock on that day the
Confederates, under the command of
General Hood, attacked the Federals,
....ir... ifiiinr.conpi-nl Si holield. at Frank- I
.
in, Tcnn. The Federals were intrcnched i
it Franklin, on the Harneth River, and 1
ivere attacked by (Jcneral Hood, with
I"),000 infantry. The Confederates were i
unable to use any artillery, but the I
Kederals utilized theirs to advantage i
From behind their intrcnclunento and I
From across the Harpoth. I'qtil night j '
the battle was fieri el v waged, the field : j
i>eiug literally strewn with Confederate j I
:iead. But the boys in gray finally con- i i
juered the loe, and the Federals were i
mirsiipd I'iorliteen miles to Nashville.
"While the Confederates were success- I ;
fill in t 1ms battle, adds the Chronic't, it :
esultcd in the complete disorganization ' f
if the Array of Tennessee. Five briga- |
liers were killed and eight wounded, i 1
\mong those Generals killed were: The
rallant Irish Confederate, General Pat
Cleburne, the ' Stonewall'' Jackson, of j
lie Army of Tennessee: (leneral States 1 i
Hights Oist, of South Carolina: John j
\dams, of Missi$>ippi; Srhoup, of j
'ndiuna, and Ceneral Palmer, of IJurke i ;
ouuty, Ga. 'I'hc whole battle was !
ought in the space of i>tie-<juarter of u i i
nile, and was without dnubt the very
iloodicst of the Civil War. The f
C'I (Rite loss was (5,000 killed | and
voinnled, being over one-third of the i
orces engaged.
War on Carrier Hseous.
The Russian Government has been tryng
experiments in the capture of enrier
pigeons by falcons, and they have
noved as successful as the Minister of
War expected. The falcon sees the
pigeon at a distance, goe? for it, and i
aptures it promptly. The idea is to ]
itili/.e the birds in time of war to inter- !
jept messages sent from the enemy, and <
falconry stations arc to be otabblished i
it the different fortifications in Russia. _
WOMAN'S WORLD.
PLEASANT LITERATURE FOR
FEMININE READERS.
Tired Ones.
So tired;
Such weary mothers, love inspired
But worn with love's demands
Until the trembling hands
Falter above their tasks, and stay
While white lips pray.
So spent, undone;
On guard above each littie one
As though each dyin^ day
Carried no tired mothers far away
From their fond world, and so
They fain would go
Bent to lovo's least behest?
A child clasped to the breast.
So weary; stooping low
Above sweet, sleeping faces when the clow
Of twilight fades, but not so tired as they
Who have no care all day
For loved ones, young or old; no cheeks
To touch
With kisses, as they sleep, or such
Dear riches as love brings?
Dearer than diadem of kings.
The weariest h ind
Is empty, having no command
Of loving lips, no care of age or youth;
Is'o lips to call for it, in truth,
From purple dawn till night?no wealth
io noia
Dearer than fretted gold.
?George Klingle.
An Appropriate Name.
A woman lately returned from Europe
brought a reception gown that must
have 200 little brown birds fas.ening a
rose-colored crepe upon n skirt of white
Bilk. A circlet of these little feathered
creatures is for the bead.
"I believe it would be a good dress for
a character to wear at a costume ball,"
aoirl ifa ntvn/ip* "nnlv T wouldn't knmv
what to call it. What would you say
for a name?"
"Cruelty to animals," replied the
friend.
Marriage Customs.
Among the Lolos of Western China it
is customary for the bride on the wedding
morning to perch herself on the
highest branch of a larirc tree, while the
elder female members of her family
clustcr on the lower limbs, armed with
3ticks. When all are duly stationed the
bridegroom clambers up the tree, assailed
on all sides by blows, pushes and pinches
from dowagers, and it is not until he
Kna fhwMinrli tVinir fanno nnrl fnn
tured the bride that he is allowed to carry
her off. Similar difficulties assail the
bridegroom among the Mongolian Koraks,
who are iu the habit of celebrating
their marriages in large tents, divided
into numerous separate but communicating
compartments. At a given signal,
so soon as the guests are assembled, the
bride starts off through the compartments
followed by her wooer, while the women
of the encampment throw every possible
impediment in his way, tripping up his
feet, holding down the curtains to prevent
his passage, and applying willow
and alder switches unmercifully as he
stoops to raise them. As with the maiden
on the horse, ana tne virgin on me tree
top, the Korak bride is invariably captured
however much the possibilities of
escape may be in her favor. ?Blackwood's
Magazine.
Teaching a Bird to Stand on Your
Finger.
Set the cage on the table near where
you wish it to sit; after a little conference
with the bird, introduce a finger between
the wires near the favorite perch, holding
it there patiently, yourself occupied
with book or paper the while. Presently
as it shows no disposition to harm
him, he cautiously goes up to examine it.
Then he pecks it to ascertain its quality;
maybe he fights it. That is well; he no
longer fears it. Pay him with a little
bird food; put him away. Next day
try mm turtner. lie may go lartner anu
light on it, or hejmay be several (lays
getting thus familiar. Be patient. Ouce
this step is attained, vary the program
by introducing the finger in other spots.
He will soon light on it auy point or angle.
Then try the door, at first thrusting
the finger under it; next time fasten
it open, blockading egress with the rest
of the hand as one linger extends within.
When he perches on it, draw him forth
a little. Next time tempt him to the
iic-rcli outside a little, and so on. In a
short time you have but to open the
cage door, uplift a finger, and he is sure
to ily for it; and he may thus be called
to any part of the room to rest on the
familiar perch. Most birds learn this
familiarity in a few days, yet there are
those who will be two to four weeks.
An Eye foi Color.
A gentleman who was invited out to
dine lately observed that the chandelier
over the dining room table was of pe*
culiar construction, so that there was a
light over the head of each guest. The
globes were of various colors, some amber,
some red and some blue. "What
is the object of having the globes of different
colors?" the guest asked of his
hostess. "Why, you see," said she,
"when one gives a dinner of ten, one
must invite some people whom one perfectly
hates. Now, last Tuesday I gave
a supper and I had to invite two women
whom I despise. But I had to invite
them or some of the young men I wanted
T ViafJ mv rArpiu/A nn mv
fair enemies, however. I placed each of
these two women under one of those pale
blue lights at the table. They're usually
considered beautiful women, but under
that li??ht they h id the most ghastly look
you ever saw. They were perfect scarecrows.
They seemed to have aged
twenty years the minute that they sat
down. The men noticcd it. of course,
but they did not divine what caused it.
They were quite taken aback and awfully
jluin at first. Hut finally one of them
turned with a sigh and began talking to
u real homely little thing that was sitting
under a ruby-colored light. Why, she
was "perfectly charming under it. ?o,
you sec, that when I want people to
look perfectly hideous I put (them under
the blue lights. It kills everything."
The gentleman looked up. lie was
under the blue light.?Hoft'a o Cvrier.
Mrs. Cleveland's Notes.
It is a rule rarely if ever broken in any
of the departments and bureaus of the
Government at Washington a< '.vol! as
in the Executive Mansion that all let to s !
received which do not in themselves violate
the rule of courtesy shall be an
swered in some manner, even if only to
till* xact mat uicy mciv
i f< t*i v?ril, says IItrpeJ.i B unr.
Mr. Cleveland, on whom no official
obi i <ja I ions rest, voluntarily follows this
rule of replying to all the letters she receives
so far as is possible. She is very
prompt, too, iu writing licr answers to '
letters whenever prucli able, ami has!
remarkable facility in expressing herself
in a tew worcis, wnue Mrcmmjj iu sjij uu |
that is necessary. Ilcr handwriting, j
while as stylish in appearance as that of i
the ultra fashionable quill pen a'.Vccting
FCrawiere, is still (unlike that of the
ladies of that class) perfectly legible.
She noes not lay h-rself open to the
charge a bright man recently preferred
against the fashionable women whose
writing no one can easily read, if at all,
' **.' .;' . \ to
wit, that, "not knowing how to spell,
they purposely write so that their fea!
tires in orthography cannot be readily
detected."
A gentleman who was taken through
the White House by Mrs. Cleveland last
winter saw her private desk piled high
with letters she had re.ehed, and said to
her:
"Surely you don't expect to answer all
of thesef"
"Indeed I do,''she responded. "All
these persons have written to rae in good
r *.!_ 3 -1 1. 4 1
luuii, hnil are uuuuuufes uxcciiuulpcupiu,
who will appreciate a reply directly fron:
me. I wouldn't hurt their feelings or
disapoint them for the world."
The oiTicial note pa] er used in the
President's offices has "Executive Mansion.
Washington," printed in small
blue letters at the head of the paper,
and on the upper left hand corner of the
envelope, beneath "Executive Mansion,"
in the same characters as on the
note paper, is the word "Official." The
paper used is smooth, some thick, some
thin, but all tough.
Fashion Xotes.
The large pouf at the back, so long disfiguring
draperies, is now pronouncedly
bad style.
" A wide front-panel,or one at each side
is newer and better style than the single
one that has become chronic.
The inerry-thought, and peacock's
feathers in diamonds and cmoralds, are
among new designs for broches.
In front draperies, a go-as you-please j
centre, with somo pleats, either hand, is ;
the correct thing for silk or woolen.
A new bangle is elastic?opening for j
the hand, then springing to the arm?
yet warranted not to get ont of order.
Smart looking fur capes are either |
plastrons across the chest or in shape of j
a habit-skirt with epaulets and loops of !
cord passementeries.
Hats are segicgating themselves into
two distinct species?low, with wide
brin-.s, and steeple-like, with a bare bus
picion of projection.
Ked riding habits are the latest elegant
economy of Parisian equestriennes, who
must otherw.se sport the color of the
entertainer of the hour.
We are promised in the near future
new gloves of the favorite tan and gray,
wholly without stitching,and in thought
of them take heart of grace.
Mask veils of all colors show vines and
flowers upon the thinnest net, while for
wear with cloth suits come fine tissures
exactly matching their shades.
The feather fur is a trimming which is
bound to become very popular, not only j
because it is very pretty and novel, but j
because it takes the place of real fur.
The only beautiful silken fabric which
i has the charm of rovelty this season, excepting
always the brocaded moires, is
the plush and velvet striped skirting.
A bonnet of mouse green is bordered
with a close row of small green wings,
j above which soars a vulture's plume, and
the effect must be strikingly rapacious.
Angora sheep furnish the fluffiest of
boas and muffs. The white, fleecy,
fringe-like fur is also used in trimming
evening wraps with very quaint effect.
A rather bizarre fashion is that of having
one side of the corsage of one color
and the other side of another provided of
course that two colors are used in the
toilet.
Lower skirts are plain ana straignt,
without foot pleating,and often bordered
with a deep band of velvet or brocade,
above which appears braid or passementerie.
Mature women wear wide bonnet
6trings folded narrow, and tied in lone
loops that are pulled out to the ear ana
pinned with jeweled pins, leaving ends
ronsnicuouslv absent.
-j *r
Tulle bonnets arc again seen for reception
occasions. White, pink, blue and
com color are most fashionable and they
are covered with tinsel figures giving perhaps
rather a gaudy effect.
Pearls, which have been sacred to young
and pretty women from the day of the
Montespan or Anne of Austria,are higher
than ever in favor. Rosebuds wear a
single row, with bangle to match.
A brillant cfiect is produced and a
stylish one, by using chenille fringe,
j which comes half a yard long in
rows on the tablier of bright colored silk.
The fringe is finished by cut jet beads.
The color most depended on for evening
effccts are the different shades in
tender greens?the linden and moss
shades particularly, as tnese comDine very
artistically with the pinks and lilacs so
very fashionable.
The pretty fashion of making lace
gowns over a color is a fashion which still
holds Its popularity and is destined to
for some time to come. Green is the
i most popular color for the slips to wear
under such gowns. !
Great Age of Fishes.
It is not generally known that there is
nardly any limit of the age of a fisb. ;
The late Professor Baird, of the United ;
States Fish Commission, is the authority 1
for the statement that there is authentic J
evidence to sliow mat carp nave mam- i
tained an age of 'JOO years.
There is a tradition that within fifty i
years a pike was living in Russia whose ,
age dated back to the fifteenth century. .
There are gold-fish in Washington that !
have belonged to one family over fifty
years. They do not appear much larger
than when they were originally placed
i in the aquarium, and are every bit as
j lively as when young.
| The Russian Minister says that in the ;
; royal aquarium at St. Petersburg there
arc fish to-day that have been known by j
the records to have been in them 140 j
years. Some of them are, he says, over :
five times as large as they were when
rtrhUn anmn Knvn tir;f
J IIIM, UUJU.III W\?| ??i?v ov*mv mi??v .. ..
frown an inch.
An uttachc of the ( hi nose legation says i
that there: are sacrcl tf*h kept in some of
the palaces in China that are older tl an
any of those in Russia.
The Shortest an I Longest Railroads.
The longest inilrond, including all tli- 1
visions and branches, is the Chicago, i
Milwaukee and St. Paul Railway, whose
total length of lines operated Dec. :tl, ,
18^G, was 5,297.74 miles, thouyh its j
main line is only 420 miles in length, i
But the longest single line of road oper- |
ateU by one company is me nne wi mu ,
Northern Pacific from Dulnth, Minn., to j
Wallula Junction, Washington Tesritory.
at stretch of 1,(>.*>I miles.
The smallest regularly incorporated
railroad in this country is saM to be the j
New York Central, Hudson River and j
Fort Orange i'niiroa'il, built for the pur- |
nose of ca rvmir treight to and from the
Fort Orange Taper Company's works. i
The main track is but lt?8 feet in ;
length, and the rolling stor k consists of
a locomotive and one passenger coach, i
The road, however lias a full set of ofti- !
cers and bmrd of directors, and issues a !
yearly official report. The gross earn- j
ings of the road amount to nearly $:!,000 i
u year, but all of this, except about -iiGO i
or so, is consumed iu paying the expenses
of the road.
DaBHHaMBHHHBHHaBBHHHBBf HH9
Story of a Carrier Pigeon. WW
A remarkable instance of intelligenct BB9
in a homing pigeon occurred recently a- H|HB
Shelby, N. C. The lird was of A H^Rj
Perry Baldwin'! strain of Newark. H? ^HH9
is a magnificent pigeon, and known
the National Federation by the name of
" General Kearney." Like all 'of Mr.
Baldwin's long-distance flyers, he was
marked in big red letters, " A pilgrim
from Newark, New Jersey;' feed and 9H0
liberate," on the feathers of one wing,
and " An honest man is the noblest work
rvf Drtrl " An tVio rvfVior winnr Thft' htfH ^H^lD
was returning from an ?t6-mile fly to
Newark, when he became exhausted and
alighted on the little Post Office at Shelby,
N. C. Mr. B. F. Logan, the Post- HHM
master, caught him, fed and watered H^N
him, and then the bird again perched on Ij^^H
the roof. That afternoon he took a twohours'
fJy, but returned. The next HEM
morning, after being again fed, he took
a three-hours' fly, but again returned. In BKH
the afternoon he made his third fly, but, H9H
after being gone four hours, came back. IN
The following day he made lo morv at- I
tempts to comc north, but each time, not HIR
leeuug Birung cuuu^u, uc iciuiutu w
hospitable Shelby. fl|^D
The next day, however, After receiving EflHj
his food, he circled over Postmaster Lo- BBMI
gan's head and then darted northward: HH
Mr. Logan sent a postal card to Newark
describing the bird and its marks, but
before the card was received bj Mr.
Baldwin the General.was. back safe and
sound in bis loft. Mr. Baldwin says he |HB
made the little flies at Shelby to guage
his strength; that the bird knew ne H
wnnld hfl rnrnd for while he staved H9B
there, and would not attempt to leave
there for Newark until he was positive Hm|
he was strong enough to make tne jour- Hfl
ney.?New York Sun. BHHM
Brave Boys. . . 9K
There is something grand in the opera- |mB|
tions of the Royal Humane Society of
London. It casts a glance over the-vast |
extent of the British Empire, noting |HH
every instance in which a human life
saved by generous bravery. It investi- I H
gates the circumstances and bestow |^H|
upon each hero the honor of its rocogni
tion, which is the more precious because
it is not vulgarized by any kind of material
reward. . .,
The last list of persons thus distin-'.^HH
guished contains thirty-seven names, and KB
among them are, as usual, those of several IH|
brave boys. One of these was Stanley ^^9
Dawson Smith, aged twelve years, who,in 'H^H
August last, rescued from drowning nil
two sisters, aged seventeen and thirteen. I H
The elder girl was teaching the younger BBb
to swim, when the retiring tide carried I H
both beyond their depth. The gallant EHH
boy, who was bathing near them, swam ^HH
to their assistance ana happily succeeded BD
in helping both to regain their footing. H^H
To him the Society uwi.rded'Its bronze HU
medal. HH
In the same month a Hindu lad of HQM
eighteen, named Talladhur Dhareee, HH
I saved from drowning, at far-off Bombay, I I
another Hindu boy, who had] fallen into
! a well. To him also a medal wai |
j awarded. Besides medals, the society B|
( gives testimonals on vellum or on parch' I
; ment for gallantry in attempting to uvc HD
I life, even when the attempt, is not sue- HH
j cesslul.?Tout/Si Companion. ,
A Colony of Lunatics, . |E9H
The strange colony of lunatics at Gheel, Hj
in the Belgian Campine, has long engaged
the attention of specialists,- and so IBB
satisfactory has been its working that HH
duplicate Of it-has lately been formally Hm
established. In these colon'es the Inns- ?|
tics are boarded out with the inhabitants,
live as members of the family, assist in
! their work and have liberty to -move ^D|
' about at will. The regularity and health!
iness of the life led by the afflicted inhab|
Hants of Gheel r.-storcs a considerable
proportion of them to their right mind.
i Gheel, however, is in the Flemish-speak- ; lH|
ing portion of Belgium,and it has of lat?
years been fouud that patients from th? BSB
Walloon country who speak only French, |^H
or the Walloon patoi ?, were awkwardly
placed and their recovery retarded by th< jSQK
absence of ready men fix of communica- . BRA
tion with those about them. 1 he experi- BE
i ment was therefore made of establishing
a French-speaking colony at Licurneux, BBi
. . ,i ? ? cu H9
I in tne rvauoon country, uvar oj/u, auuu
! has been so successful that it has now
been placed upon a pe:nnnent basis. The
I cost of pauper lunatics to theit conmunet B
does not exceed a franc a day. Neither
at Gheel nor at Lieurneux has it been j^H
found that constant intern) irse with lun* M
: tics has iucrcascd the tendency toward
: insanity among the natives.?tif. Jameft E^H
j Gazette.
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A Quiet Game in Chinatown.
| The Chinese are what we call inveterI
ate gamblers. The few thousands of GHM
them who live in New York work hard, BEj
1 mostly at laundering, but have abso*
lutely no distractions, save smoking sHH
opium, going to Sunduy-school to learn
English, and playing games of cbanc?.
Mott street, of which several blocks art 9
entirely given up to Chinese stores, restaurants,
laundries, and more or leal
masked gambling-rooms, affords abun- KSff
dant facilities for this latter amusement. HH
The horrible dons of highbinders and ^^9
desperadoes, sometime* pictured by the,
diurnal sensationalist, do not exist; or, fi^Hj
if they do, no Caucasian has ever had an HW
opportunity to study and describe them. 'HM
Fan-tan and other games, however, ^H|
abound; and the occasional raids mnd?
by the police necessitate a certain amount HH
of secrecy, as well as provision for spirit:?
ontirs 'Iftroiil," at a mo
llig ttWUJ frftTO CUH.V -
ment's warning. The brass coins are used
merely as counters in the game, which ^^8
consists in betting upon the remnant of HI
a heap of pieces, after removing them by
fours until nut mure thau four remain.
The holes in the center enable the croupier
to rake or poke them about on the
table with his magic wand. The oblong HH
bits of pasteboard are playing-card-*.? |Q|
Frank Leslie's.
Killing an Ox to Save the Diamonds.
A story from the diamond fields. A
Katiir was suspected of being in possession
of uncut diamonds, and was pursued
by the officers of the law. \\ hen eH|
they came up with him he had just shot HH
one of his oxen. Then they proceeded
to search him. They ransacked his j^H
scanty clothing, thev combed his woolly BE
t. ?'1 4 ?11 4\\n tiounl rvrn^actftfl
Ilt'UU^ (Ut'J i 1 1VU ail Uib UOUUl J/1 W WUVW|
but never a diamond did they find, and hB
finally they had to retire discomfited. m
Then the Kaffir proceeded to pick wit
from the dead ox's carcass all the dia- 9H
monds with which hi.s gun had been flH
loaded, and which he had fired into the ?BS
unfortunate beast when he saw the offleers
approaching.
Mexican hogs, which are a cross be- Sh
tween the sp:?n:sn anu inc wnu nug oi B9H
tho Mexican mountains, arc raised with HI
profit in Mexico, but not in any consid- BM
erale numbers. Thcr average 17.3 pounds RN
iu weight, aud are killed chiefly for
their lard, which is worth twenty cents BH
a pound. Fresh po;k is worth twelve fijn
and one-half cents a pound, but is eaten
very little, for most persons can't afford HH
it. It is said that Monterey, which hat
50,000 people, cats only about five hogs a SH
day. .
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