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RECO MPEItSE. i
Back to the east returns the sun, I
Though long and gloomy be the night; l
All wings are turned, when day is done,
In homeward flight. '
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The waves with rapture touch the shore,
To which they said a long farewell;
The listening forest-; hear once mora
iJl
The sang bird's swell. ,
The tree receives again its crown
Cit f.iiif-icrt sinwinc leaves:
bv?v.. - ? - ? ?~T o??"
' The fields but late s> tare aud brown
Are rich ia sheaves.
The roving bee renews its pledge,
By Summer's rasy sweets beguiled; i
June roses frau from out the hedge
Where winds blew wild. '
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O ! waiting hearts, O ! eyes that plead, j
Through the long winter of despair,
Shall ye not too, liud gracious meed, <
In days more fair. i
?Linda M. D it vail. |
The Man With the Satchel.
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Although Mr. Pliibbs wa? a very en- ]
ergetic professional man, if could never 1
be said that he sought fame. Fame came 1
to hini, and the only sorrows in li s life }
were caused by its arrival. If he had ever J
u.j u:.. 1..,- ~ i.? i
unu uuaiiiwa laiu* [miucu, nuaui xic
did not, l:o:h on account of liis surpassing
modesty and the confidential nature r
of his affairs, they would have nect-s arilv ^
read very much like this: *
: b/phibbs! ! r
: Burglar. : \
; All Bus'ness iStiietly Confidential. : i
; Banks a Spe ialtv. : .
* * 1
Mr. Phibbs was indeed of a retiring
disposition. Moreover, he stood so high '
in his profession that,despite its frequeut 8
inte..uptions, he was beyond the fever 1
and heat of mercenary coraj etition. < n *
_ * _ ? ; i.i. >?_ nu.M.l.- o
a certain nigni .nr. rniuus was piuuuiag u
his way through Alien street in reply to s
a professional call. A dark, dismal street a
it was. on which ? burning sun had s
beamed down all day Ion H taker's 1
oven that had been roasting rich and poor *
and was now coaling off, while the N
chimes of ti.e far away ch rch bells >ang
themselves to rest; a black cavern of a c
street, fit, you would think, only for *
murder and rapine. Mr. 1 hibbs was in c
it,and his eyes?very sharp, black eyes ?
set in dark caves of sockets, with lashes '
likejbusbes above them, wandered up and 1
down the great storehouse 3. He was a v
well built man, with a very long nose and a
an over lip that was always being bitten
by his white teeth as though it had done
wrong. l_
un tms nignt ne cnrnen a s u< net in ins j,
hand. Who could tell his thoughts as bis i
eyes run up and down the blat-k fronts ?
Were they of all the precious things stored
within, of the fabr cs dainty and rare, or
of the tired, weary hands that had made
them n"d (ou d never touch them again? m
Mr. Phibbs stopped at the door of one.
He smoothed the iron bolts gent y nud s
soothingly as th ir.gh the bolts had no r
one to blame but th.msulvcs for not ]
knowing him sooner. lie r.:n his hand a
uj) and down the iron shutter also in a j
reproachful manner, How still and culm v
the great street is, like a cathcd al when j
the organ is hushed. Quickly the satchel t.
is opened and a bar of steel is i:i the hand o
of the burglar. It rest-01 the iron shutter. "
Hark! "Wh t was that? A step? No, ?
oaly the sobbing of the wind. The bar 3
cuts into the iion deeper and deeper, h
Again the sound lower and fainter, but ^
still the same. The 1 ar of stu-l is in the
man's left hand and a g ca nin^ revolver f(
in his right, when the 8 mn 1 comes asain. j,
this t:'mu from his very foot. The m wn j]
draws her veil of cloud and the white h
light shines down on a little childish p
face there at the crack^m- n's feet. tl
Mr. Phibbs, from the nature of his j;
profession, was accustomvd to surprises. ti
He b nt his glance and saw that the face 0
below him was not of Allen street. It Sj
was a tender fac.*?only to be kissed by
mother's lips. On the little finder of t]
the left hand gleamed a tiny gold ling p
The collar at the throat was of lace, and v
the other garments of rich texture. Mr. h
Phibbs read the story in a secoud. He ?
knew some mamma shopping in Grand h
street had lost her child, and he knew
that the baking sun 1 ad aim st stilled v
the life beat in the little one. He felt f.
the pulse. It had almo-t ceased to beat. 0
What would he do? I.et it die? It would v,
only be one more little unfortunate swal- a
lowei up by the streets, or perchance ^
-last on the bosom of the river. If he ^
were to give it to a poliecman he might \\
as woll say he w a? Mr. Phibbs at once.
Let it die? Had he not seen others ^
prettier and fairer smother and starve ^
f it. _ x 1 _ 1 n?l _ j _ e
in me tenement? iuereis a souna 01 a
footsteps along the way. Slow, f-teady r,
footsteps, and >lr. Phibbs knows they (
belong tf) a man in a blue uniform, f,
WoulJ he es-ape himself and trust the t]
policeman to find the child? The foot- jj
steps arc nearer. A memo-y conies ove. $
a man's mind; a:i indistinct, strange y
p.- memory and a face wrinkled a;id c:re- ?
worn comes with it. A fac? it is look S]
ing very calm, and Mr. Phibbs sce3 a v
; rocking cradle?what is that? The face a
bends down and kisses the one in the f(
cradle. How like and how unlike a
burglar. Like a \veird*shndow a man is
speeding noiselessly down Allen street. *
At his breast is the face of a fh'Id. Beyond
the great warehouses fl:ci the man; ft
beyond the shuffling men and noisy N
women on a lighted str ct: beyond the '
dark forms sleeping in the thoroughfare Sl
down where the houses are thickest, but 1
ne' er bavond that wrinkled, careworn t
f ce, nor the rockiug cradle fashioned t
onij in memory. h
******* F
Perhaps you read this one day in your !j
daily paper: t
Policeman Johnson of the Tenth Precinct ^
last night discovered a < ompleto kit o! burglar's
too's on Allen street. M >st of them we e l1
in a satchel, but a jimmy was found <nthe h
pavemeut. and the windows of the wholesale fi
noase of Edwards & Co., dealers in silk, were v
party forced. The policeman met a n an j
carrying a similar sat.he! several hours before,
and Police Su. e intwudent Brown, al- "
though he will not admit as mtr-h, is confi- e
dent from ?he description civen that the t
notorious cia-ksman Bill Phibbs was sur- r
prised in the perpetration of a robberv.
The pol ce were looking for the man
with the satchel.
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This single room with the cot in one
cornrr and the tatt"rc I chimin asleep in
the other is Mr. Plubbs's lionu*.
"Back a'rearly," cries the boy. suddenly
waking: "why I thought?"
4ever think," says Mr. Phibbs, "go t
foi a doctor." a
"Oh, I see, Pop,'' soya the boy again, j
"abduction, eh? All right, Pop, I'm off," e
as Mr. Phibbs placcs a ser.seless child on I;
the bed. Many strange things h d the t
ragged boy seen in that room. Ho hud i
seen bales of silk piled on the floor and s
Bill Phibbs standing over it cursing r
- . about an old m in with a hooked nose. 1
He had seen rouirh men divide piles of t
greenbacks there, and more than once t
ad l e seen Bill Phibb* totter in bruised t
and bloody and pale, and many a time a
" had he nursed the burglar's wounds.
The boys returns in a minute and says I
softly:" "2fo use, Pop, the doctor's o
?^i '
islecp." Bill Ph.bbs is chaffing the
child s hands. lie drops them, looks at
the shiniug barrel of his revolver and
murmurs: "I'll have to wake him."
An old man returns with Mr. l'hibbs,
?xclaiming as he does so: "And you
thought I wouldn't come. Why, ble^s
your soul, sir, I was over anxious, sir.
Kven before you stuck your pistol in the
window, sir.'' Mr. Phfbbs points to the
child and the doctor hurries to the
couch.
Through that hot summer night a
burglar chafed the hands of a child and
x wonied docto.- wa'chcd. All night
long a burglir watched a white, delicate
face on a pillow, and when the morning
sun had come, the doctor gone aud the
white face life like again, a burglar
thought h'i saw a smile on a wrinkled,
careworn face that bent over a cradle
fa<h'oncd only in memory.
Mr. liiibbs moved the next day to anjther
?p:arter of tlie town. Ssveral men
who had called ou him scowlcd at the
'air child playing with the gamiu, ana
laid that Mr. Phibbs must give up keepng
a foundling asylum.
The child was very young and could
lot tell i's name di tinctly. \s near as
Mr. Phibbs could make out th- nr.rv* was
Willie Grounds. It did not seem to mind
ts new home much, and played and
ompi d as merrily with the gamin as
hough it had known him all his life.
l'h> next day Mr. Phibbs put this noti e
u the newspapers:
"Personal?A ch'ld wearing a plain
;old ring found; parents or guardians
vho claim the san e mny have it by idenifyiugit
through th sj columns.'*
On the following morning Mr. Phibb3
cad that he woul I r. ceive a liberal rcvard
by restoring th: child to No.
?Vest street, lie went back to his
loine.
"Come, Willie," he said to the child,
4I am going to take you to your mamma,"
md very tenderly "he patted the curly
lead as he sp ke. The chikl's eyes
lightened, ne wa* anxious to go, and
ift^r kissing the gamin many times he
md Mr. 1 hibbs set out. He had grown
>? <! tn Mr Pli lilw and was not
urpri<ed lo see the cra< ksmun wearing
>ig black whiskers as they left tho
louse. Vr. l liibbs and the child were
vithin a block of the residence when
llr. Pbibbs paused. A gentleman was
:oming down the stoop and Mr. lliibbs
:new him. He wa3 the Superintendent
?f Police.
"Ah, my hearty,'" ejaculated Mr.
'bibbs "so that's your game," and beore
the child was aware of the fact he
vas sitting by Mr. Phibbs's side in a coach
,ud rol ing down town.
******
Allen street is no longer broilin; and
>aking in the sun. The ( hristmas days
lave come! Christmas Eve with all itn
I'gend', its ringing bells, its stories of
fh>sts and go lms! Christmas Eve,
>right and cheery J Christmas Eve, like
. benedii tion on the land!
.Mr. Phibb* sits b.-fore his fjrate; the
;amin plays on the floor and a lo.^t child is
laying at a burglar's knee. Slowly but
nrely the d lys are d. iving from acli Id's
riind the memory of an early home,
"here were his tin soldiers on the floor
nd his rattle by the hearthstone. Mr.
'hibbj was very much changed. There
ras a solemn, settled look on his face,
le ne.er smi'ed except when he held the
hiid on his knee. Veiy sag ly the
limin shrok his head aud to d the o d
* * * * - - i.f-i
entleman witn tu n<;oKea nose: -rop s
o:ng," pointing to his head.
Mr. Phibbs went out that i.ight. There
.ad been rumors of an o\er active Police
uperintendent and Mr. Phibbs was io kig
for .-.nother boarding house. He
Dimd one and turned back to tho lodgigs.
The hallway was very dark ai:d
hre stairs creaked Never before had a
ailway been so dark in the min 1 of Mr.
'hibb<, aud ihe stairs creakid as though
hey were saying: "Phibbs. PhiLb?,
'hibbs, I've got you now. Phibbs." J To
limed tbe knob of the doer, swung it
p n ami stood still. There before him
it ihe .Superintendent of Police with the
hild on his knee. The bjrglir he;ird
lie last words of thechi'd: "And oh,
apa, papa, he's so good and so kind,
oa w 11 love him." The gamin was in
is corner. Mr. Phibbs's revolver was
ointcd at the Police Superintendent's
.art.
"Don't move," he said, "or I'll bore
on through." Tho child clung to its
ither's knee. He had ne-er seen the
ver lip as now being gnashed by the
hite teeth, nor the gravev.s g cam Lke
"patithe r's before. He had never seen
Ir. Phibbs so cool, so deadly and so
'oodless as he stood there, holding the
fe of his fa!h?r in h:s hand.
" antrl lmrorl.ar fVlIll
v.iv 7 j -----
>ig an I get down into the street."' The
oy did so. "And now, said Mr. Phibbs,
5 his clear, gray eye ran along the barel,
"I am going, too. You have your
'hrijtmas present in your arms.Only
Dr a second the eye \vav> red as it fell on
be face of the child. "Good-bye, Wilie!"
said the man's voice. The door
wung shut and locked, and when Police
uj erintendent Brown and his child were
i the street they saw only the driving
now flakes wrapping up the city in a
rhite mantle, ana covering all its sins
ud its sorrows and its crimes beneath its
;>lds.?Neo York Graphic.
llephants Scared by Little Tilings.
"It is a well known fact that elephants
re afraid of small objects, said Hiad
itepcr Byrr.e at the Zoological Garden,
'and I have seen one of them almost
cared into a ft at the sight of a morse,
'he.'e warm days we have been giving
hem a bath at 4 o'clock, and to amuse
hem and the spectators we have thrown
alf a dozen inflated bladders into the
ion'1 when they went into swim. At
irst they almo t scared them to death,
"hen Km press struck at one with her
r.;nk, ami when it bounded into the air
iOth trumpeted and scrambled out of the
ond. Empress, who h is the curiosity ol
or se< and a mind of her own, gently
shed one of the bladders out of the
rater and then kicked at it with her
lind fe t. No serious resuls following,
he continued her investigations, which
nded by her putting her front foot on
he bladder. It exploded with a loud
epoit, and the two c-le >hants scampered
tome."?Philadelphia Timrs.
Don't Blind the Babies.
Has it ever occurred to those who p rhase
cpnr hcs for their babies, and who
;iike it a point to sel ct the brightest
olors they can find for the screen that is inei
p )S3d between the eye< of the child and
he sun, that they arc liable to do irrcparble
injury to the vision of the little ones?
Ln infant generally lies o;i its back, its
vcs, oi course, upturned lowaru uic
>right covering above it, its ga/.e being
he more intense tlie brighter the coverng
and tire rao e dircct~the rays of the
un upon it. Nothing but injury can
esult from such thoughtless exposure.
In experienced nur-e says there cannot
>e a doubt as to the injurious effects of
h~S3 bright 50-called shields upon the
. nder eyes of children. Parents who
re wise will select the darker and denser
hades, even though they may not be as
lands*.me or showy in th ir eyes as some
if those which are more fashionable.
t POPULAR SCIENCE.
Does the sunlight falling upon an ordinary
wood Are have any effect upon
its burning? It is a popular notion that
the fire burns more feebly when the sun
shines full upon it. It is now alleged
by scientific men thtit there may be some
1 such influence produced by the action of
1 the sun,
An English statistical writer says that
while population in Europe and the Uni'
ted States has risen thirty-four per cent.
since 18o0, working power has increased
' 10? per cent., a-.d as a consequence of
this five men can now accomplish as
much as six in 1870 or eight in 18>0.
\ The world's steam power is now five and
one-half times what was in 1830.
The motto of science is still excelsior.
Held by wire ropes to the tip-top point
of Sonbliff mountain, a peak 10,000 feet
high in the Tyrolesc Alps, is a new
block-house. Flanking it is a massive
I stone turret. A wire ropeway ?,uuu ieet |
I iong leads down the mountain. In this
block-house is to dwcli a meteorologist,
and his observatory is higher than any
other meteorologist's in Europe.
A paradoxical observation is that while
menthrol, a remedy for neuralgia, imparts
a sensation of coldno*, the part^
j' rubbed with it are really hotter than the
j surrounding skin. Th:s < onfii ms the
n.'wly advanc d theory that scn-ations
of heat and of cold arc conveyed by two
distinct sets of nerves, the menthrol
seeming to powerfully stimulate nerves
of cold.
Rev. F. Howlett, of the London Astrouomical
Society, has confirmed long1
entertained doubts concerning the cor!
r^ctncss of the generally accented theory
j that sunspotsare depressions in the solar
surfa c. Though himself an observer of
I the sun for many years, neither he nor
j friends requested to verify hi3 results
| have been able to sec any spot as a notch
j when at the sun's edge.
j In Geinnny, Strasburger has successfully
grafted stramonium spccies.com!
m n tobacco, henbanj, atropa belladonna,
and petunia upon the common pot
.to plant. The most remarkable result
is that, when datura stramonium was
grafted upon a potato plant, the normala?n?arin<?
ootatoes borne by the latter
were found to b-? impregnated with
atropine. It is not st ited. however,
whether the tobacco grafts infected the
tubers with nicotine. Tschuuy had already
grafted the tomato upon the potato,
producing potatoes from the butt
m and tomatoes from the top of the
same plant.
In the village of Mevrin (Canton 01
Geneva) some disused wells have been
hermetically sealed to serve as barometers
to the people. An oiitice about an
inch in diameter is made in the cover
of the well, by which the in term! air is
putin communication with the external.
When the air pressure outside diminishes
on the approach of a storm, the air in
the well escapes and blows a whistle in
connection with the orifice, and in this
way notice of a storm's approach is given
to the inhabitants. If, on the contrary,
the pressure increases,, a different sound
is produced by the entry of the air into
the well, and the probability of fine
weather is announced.
Shoes in the Confederacy.
The dearth of leather also drove the
people to all sorts of grotesque expedients.
Sole leather especially, owing to
the difficulty wh'ch the small tanneries
i a i-inr?nnr>nd in itq T?m Illation W:19 C!f.
trcmely scarce. "Woud, which had long
bc^n worn to a very limited extent by
the slaves in some loculiiies, now came
inlo general use in the making of .^hoos.
A wooden shoe was among the very first
inveniions patented under th2 Confederate
irovernment. In the beginnii g a
considerable variety of shapes prevailed.
Some could do no better than dig out
a lude wooden receptacle for thj foot,
a travesty on the 8'tfwt worn by the
Kren h peasants; a strip of leather being
atached to the top, by means of
which the clog was sccured to the ankle.
But by far the lest and most comfortal?!e
s-tyle, and one which was adopted
whenever the additional leather rcqui ed
was to be had, was a simple s:>le of ash,
willow, or some light wood to which
full leathern uppers were fastened with
tacks. At first theso were made so
thick, in order to insure durability, that
among their various other effects was
that of adding very sensibily to ths suture
of the community. Later on it was
found better to make the soles thinner,
and protect them from wear by nailing
on their bottoms light irons, similar in
shape to horseshoe.*. They were necessarily
the noisiest shoe ever worn, always
announcing the approach of their
wearers at a good round distance. When
th" air was clear and the ground frozen,
one was by this means kept w-cll apprised
of the movements of his immedi"Fanp/Mjillv
rliil flipir t?1l- I
llfcC uig"v ? j
tale clatter make them the abomination
of the negro in his nocturnal ramble3.
The dismay of nervous people and careful
housewives, thair effect indoors was
indeed something terrific, though after
irons came into vogue and lessened the
impacting s-urface, th.i clatter wa* toned
down to something under the tramp of
a horse. Nor were they much less destructive
to floors, while carpets simply
did not exist in their wake. Despite
the scrubbings and semirings of a qunr-.
tor of a century, their rnuks are yet to be
seen in some houses.
The use of wooden bottoms for shoes
w.is by no means confined to the negroes.
They were worn by the majority of laboring
people, as well as by many of both
sexes who had been reared iu affluence.
The scarcity of the last winter or the war
drove whole fam'lic3 into them, except
the little feet which could not be trusted
to steer such craft, but bore their share
of martyrdom by being imprisoned in-1
doors throughout the live-long dreary
months.?David Dodqe, in A'lanlic.
Popping the Question.
M >rv had a bashful beau
Who came long lime a cooiug;
Than .-he, from pity of his woe,
Saw she must a d his wooing.
So. making rosebuds of fcer mouth
And with her heart a-quiver,
S!;e said her pa was go.'ng Soutli
To see a lovely river.
"Now. Cha'Te, g:ie^ its funny name,"
She told the youth elated.
And when ho couldn't sha, aflame,
Cried: "Kissimee," and waited.
Alas she wnite 1 all in vnin,
The lover \va< so stupid.
"Ab, me," she siglnl, "I must be plain:
Do give mo courage, Cupid!"
Then gayly laughed, "Key West, you know.
Unhealthy is for strangers:
What must I say if pa should ?0
To warn him of its dangers
<:You tell me," spoke the lover flushed
Afraid to make suggestion.
"Why, Charlie, I will say," she blushed,
"\\ on t you, Fop, tho Key West shun?'
MORAL.
Re "popped'- and 3h?
Cried "certainly."
?H, C. Doige, in Tid-Bils.
BUDGET_0F FUN.
HUMOROUS SKETCHES FRO
VARIOUS SOURCES.
Absent-Mimlcd?A New Use for I
ajjara?His Preference?Johnny's
Timely Suggestion
?Dutton's Dinner
A man gave a next-door neighbo
(log some nitro-glycerine pills. Ail lie
later the clog came snarling r,t tbe ma;
lieels, and the latter, in an absent-mind
manner, planted a vigorous ki :k betwc
the animal's ribs. The dog instanl
went away in diveis pieces, and tne d<
tor says the man will live if blood-p
soning doesn't follow the amputation
his right foot. The owner of the d
has concluded not to prosecute.?Drul
Majazinc.
A New Use for Niagara.
Husband?"Let us go to Niagara Fa
next week. I should like very much ]
you and I to spend a week there,
think I should en^oy it very much."
Wife?"'It- is very unusual for you
be so considerate toward me. "Why
you want to take me to Niagara Fall:
Husband?"Smith took h,s wife thi
last week and he said s.he was specchl
with awe, and I just thought perhaps
Ouch! let go my hair. Can't you ta
a joket Ouch! Let go, I tay. I'll ?
you that new bonnet.'?S-ftings.
Hi.4 Preference.
Arkansaw backwoods school-tcael]
(to boyi?"Dic'l you want to come
school?"
Boy?"Wan't hurtin' ter come.''
Teacher?"But you thought it bet
to get an education, chs"
Boy?"Didn't think cr nuff uv it
hurt me."
Teacher?"Then why did you come:
Boy?"Wall, dad ho said I had 1
plow ther Dew gronn' with er b
tongue er go tcr school, it didn't matt
cr blume which, so I come ter schoi
thinkin' I'd tr}' it cr few falls."
Teacher?"How do you like it a3 f
as you've got:"
Boy?"Ain't dead in love with it."
Teacher?"Here, take this book, no
and let me teach you your letters."
Boy?"Ain't, got no letters. Sis is th
only one oa ther place that git* ai
letters."
TY-uchcr?"I mean that you must lea
the alphabet."
Boy (contemptuoiiuly) ? "Whut, i
them marks?"
Teacher?"Yes."
Boy (taking up his hat)?"Wall, <
good-by. I'd ru'.her rassle with th
bull tongue."?Arkinsaw Trace er.
Johnny's Timely Suggestion.
There's a boy up on Bagg strict wl
willncv^r work an old claim or buy
ealted mine. His father, who is a we
known bu.sir.e s gentleman, has been co
templating an outing to tr'ault bte. Mai
County, uext month, und hal promisi
to take title lad along to lejrn how to u
a trout rod. Naturally enough Johni
has talked and dreamod of liitle besid
trouting ever since the promise w
made; has brought his rod and l'n
into the dining-room and angled f
imaginary "speckled beauties" dail
occasionally hooking the baby, ; ntil,
end the confu-ion and catastrophe, tl
father has been endeavoring to so i
model his plans as to permit hin
make the trip at once and give the bal
a chance for its life.
Yeste 3ay the family rc-eirerl a cj
from a fat relative who reside) in Yo:
State, and who was on his way hon
from a trip up the lakes?a we.l-fed m:
with a Daniel 1 ambert enormity of bod
"Uncle Ed," said .Johnny, at the fir
favorable lu.l in the conversation, "U
cle Ed, did you stop at tha Sault?"
''Yes, Johnny, I was there three clays
"Did you go a-tishing?"
"Yes; Charley McCarthy and I we
out trouting every day."
"Did you catch any fish?"
"Lota of th'm. Had 'em for breal
fast. I rilled my vest full of them evei
morning."
Johnny gazed upon the vast expan
of vest front for a moment and th<
"b.ought down the house" by exclaic
iug;
"Pa;a., let us go somewhere elsu, whe
the fish hain't all been caught."?Letn
Free Press.
Mutton's Dinner.
Certainly Jim Dutton was a dude. 1
was a dude clerk in a Texas store. I
is a frequent visitor at the palatial ma
sion of Judge Peterby. Dutton is
special pet of Mrs. Peterby, and is si
pected of h iving de3ign< on the affc
tions of Miss Mollie Peterby, the bdle
Austin, who is also wealthy.
A few days ago Jim was invited
dine at o'clock at the Peterby tnansio
but he heard during the morning ihat
prominent sheepman would be at t
ftore about that time to purchase a b
bill of goorls, so Jim had to forego tl
pleasure of diniug with the Peterby s.
A little after throe Jim said to tl
colored porter, Sam Johnsing:
"Sam, I want you to go to Mrs. Jud<
Peterby, give her my compliments, ai
tell her that I regret my inability to 1
present at dinner."
"lcs, sail. "
"And, Sam, take my dinner buck
with you. and on your way back brii
mc ray dinner frorr. the restaurant on t
corner, and bo quick about it."
In due tim<; ifa:n returned with tl
dinner bucket.
"Did you tell Mr4. Peterby that
could not come V
"Ves."
"What did she say ?"
"She jess lafferl."
Sam opened the itnn?r bucket, ai
spread the contents on the table in t
office, when this conversation o -currei
"Why, wlnt is this ?" said Dutton,
amazemei.t, "I told you to bring me n
ordinary dinner, an .1 here you broug
me a dinner fit for a king."
"I jess tuck what Mrs. Peterby gi
me."
"What! Mrs. Peterby put up this di
uer?"
"Yen. s*h, I tole her what you said.'
"What aid I say:"
"You tole mj tcr tell Mrs. Peterby d
7'>U cauinn c ( one icr uiiuicr, uuu i
Tier to put your dinner in de bucket."
"Oh, my God!" said Dutton, sinkii
bark into his cha r. It was some tin
before he recovered. Then he solil
qui/.cd:
"How can I re-establish myself in h
good graces? I know how III mana;
it. Here, Sam."
"Yes, sail."
"Take this two dollar bill, go to tl
florist's, buy a handsome bouquet at
take it to 'Mrs. Pel.erby, with my cor
wliments."
"le*. snu.
"Do you understand mc?"
"Yes, sah."
In a short time S.im returned with
broad grin 0:1 his face.
"Did you give those flowers to Mi
Peterby'f"
"Yes, sah. She tuck de flowers."
"What did 9hc say?"
"She said she was eber so m
obleeged. and she wanted ter gib n
quarter, but I tole her yer can't come
game on me; dem flowers cost two <
... lars."
As Sam passed over the ba k U
Dutton got a fair shot at him but mii
him. An intelligent colored porter
get a job by applying on the premise
Tcxnt S'f/ingsr's
?"
lur Shrimps.
"Where do shrimps come from?"
cci quired a San Francisco Call reporter
i?n an oyster-saloon keeper,
k'y "Shrimps come from? Why, the
>(i" is full of them. There arc eight or
01" fisheries along the Quentin and sev
?' down south It was estimated by
??> Fish Commissioners, a couple or so y<
c" ago, that as much as twenty tons
shrimps were daily taken from the 1
The business is now entirely contro
by Chinese?they arc the only ones i
,11s can make it pay. They bring tl
for around daily to the restaurants. '
I greater quantity, however, they dry
send to China, where they are ostcei
to an epicurean dish. I believe a con:
do ernblo quantity of the supply is also
3." to hogs, which wax fat upon them. '
?re California shrimp, I suppose you km
ess is the largest and most edible of its ki
i_ The shrimps we u?cd to have in I
ke York were not near so large, and they
ret not have the flavor of the C'alifo
' shrimp. When I first came here, eh
een years ago, people did not know"
superiority of shrimps, and there v
[Cr ! few of them to be gotten. The Itali
t0 first took to the business of fis lingth
They used to sell them at tw> bi
pound. They were found to be so p:
tcr tif.il that the price went gradu
down, ainking to 15 cents, then t
?Cr ! cents. This was too cheap to pay
I the fishing, and the Italians gave
business entirely up to the Chinese.
er | now buy them at the regular price <
jjU | cents. They are being received v
er continually increasing lavor, ana fl
spread from a resta irant dish to prii
' tables. They are generally served ai
oyster saloons as a prelude to regi
ar dishes.1'
"Do they live on cadavers?'' inqui
the scribe?-'
' "Nonsense! No, the shrimp is an <
curean i i his modest aquatic way.
' princip.il diet is marine insects, altho'
^ he is not averse to a piicc of raw
wben he gets an opjx>rtunity. Howe
lie is more the hunted than the hun
j. Many larger fish esteem him a rare d
* cacy, and they make his life a burdei
him. When he is not foraging for f
the shrimp buries himself in the sand,
' all there is viable of him are his 1
1 long eyes protruding."
"IIow are they,caught?"
"Well, you ought to go down and
the fisheries. Fishing shrimp is rcdu
30 to a science, and is very in'cresting. '
a Chinamen stake out nets between
posts in the water. The nets are fui
shaped, and as the tide comes in
ie shrimps drift in in regular (hann
When the tide goes out the fishermen
9e verse the funnel and catch a new
The shrimps when alive are white
e3 complexion. They a:c then thrown i
a9 a vat of boiling 6alt water, and a? t
03 are cooked they assume that rich aub
or hue."
y, "Is that all the culinary prcparal
to they receive before they are put upon
he table?"
e* "Yes, that's all. They are brough
to us a'rea ly cooked and we dish them
^ as they are. As I said, the greater |
tion of them are dried and sent to Chi
111 This process in itself is interest]
rk After cooking them the Chinese spr
them out in the sun. where they rem
until perfectly dry and th'j meat is sh
y- eled up. They then go at them wit
st flail, as though they were thrash
n" strain, and the dry shell is broken
beaten off. These are blown off and
" kernels collected and packed in be
for shipment to China."
re
The Washington Family.
At the dedication of th3 Washing
ry National Mouument invitations were s
to nearly 300 members of the Washi
ton family by direct descent or by col
In eral marriages. Thirteen gentlemen b<
tt" ing the nam? of Washington sat toget
on the floor of the House of Reprcsei
r? tives on the occasion of the dedicat
n services, ?nd besides, in the gallery, tl
were thirty ladies who claimed kind
with the family. Washington, of cju
had no direct descendants, but he hadi
le half brothers and one half sister, as \
Ic as two full brothers and one fall sis
n- all of whom had families. His sister B<
ft mnrrie.-l anr> Ir?ft ftlarnrft "ftmilv. His 1
ls- brothers, Charles aid Samuel, both n
c ried and settled in the valley of Virgi
of on large and most productive far
Charlestown, the county seat of Jet
to son County, W. Ya., was mmed a
n, Charles Washington. Ilis brother S;
a ud owned an adjoining plantation
he nearly 2,000 acrcs of land. Samuel
ig married five times, though he died at
tie ago of forty-six. The descendants
Samuel are very numerous Tho?e
ic Charles, however, are comparatively f
The Was'.ington fnmilies ar.> mo<t
?e merous in Virginia. Tennes-ee, and K
?d tucky, but a considerable number of tl
be also reside in Ohio, Minnesota, Pe
sylvania, California, and Georgia, wl
they have usually settled on the n
et productive farm lands. As another cl
ig acteristic it may be stated that t
he are unambitious for public positi
but whenever thev have filled positi
!>" ' 1 L 1.1 * .1 4-1
OI irubb WUy lliivc u:.^uaii>i
duties with fidelity. The ability
I Judge Hu-hrod "Washington, a mem
of the Supreme Court, and his able
ports, will suggest themselves to
minds of every one. George C. Wf
ington, who represented a Maryland <
id trict in Congress, was a man of fair a
he' ity. It was his son, Louis A. Washi
ton, wha was captured by John Bro<
in t'iken to Harper's Ferry, and shut
*y with him when he was besieged by
ht United States Marine?and 'akon. Al
other "Washing ons have studied 1:
jv and some medicir.e. but a greater ni
Ler of them take to mathematics, *urv
n- ing, a id farming AVhen they have
gaged in merchandising it has usu:
" been in connection with the managem
of their estates. Both the fall b. otl:
at of Washington were deceased before
or (,'cneral. The General died possessed
large amounts of excc'lent land in \
>g ginia, Ohio, Pennsylvania, and devi
?e these lands to his nephews, who wcr<
o- conserjucnce put in possession of con<
erablc estates that made them indepe
er ent, influential, and prosperous citiz
je | in the neighborhoods where they livi
They nearly all married young ana l
families. 1 lie "Washington^ have alw
ie been fond of the gun, and the most no
id horsemen of the sections in which tl
n- lived. Their personal appearance, a
class, has been characterized by tall, la
boned frames and strong, well cut \
tures. In their habits they are social t
hospitable to a degree of extravagan
* They have been free, good livers, and
cas'onally some have indulged too fr?
3. in spirits, but cases of inebriates am<
them are exceptions. ?Ben: PerJey Pot
"GUNBOAT GREEN." I
inch
a A SOUTHERN PAPER S TALE OF
,d?1 A CONFEDERATE SOLDIER.
doljnce
Taunted by Comrades for Showjnjf
>8cd the White Feather, He Mounts
can the Breastworks and Shoots
? Seventj-Two Federals.
I.i Company E, of the Thirty-first
r nuivii.ina. t:iere wa? a m in named Green.
' in- The boy* went into iervice in the spring
' of of 'ii2, and for some time had very little
to do. Green soon made bimsclf one of
hay. the most popular men in camp. He was
ten something of a humorist and his talents
eral as a story teller made him always enterthe
tainiug. i
Sar? When the Thirty-first sniffed gunpow1
der for the firjt time, Greeu turned up
5ay* missing. He had >i fit and was unable to
J" handle a gun. In the second engngey
0 mailt the poor fellow had a spasm and
Iwas again kept away from the front. The
*"? soldiers began to have their suspicions
an(* and when their unfortunate comrade fell
"? a victim to rheumatism on the eve of another
fight, they spoke out in pretty
J,? plain tc:ms.
Green was so deviled by the boys that
he was driven nearly crazy. Just about
that time thera was a call for volunteers
?-e* to (to ud the Ya oo Kiver on a gunboat |
dl. expedition. To the surprise of all, the
r"ia chronic invalid volunteered. The ex$
ped tion lasted ab:>ut six weeks and no
* e fighting occurred. Green, however,
rere swelled with pride at the thought of his
iain soldierly conduct, and l>ia;?ged so lustily
that his companions nick named him
ts a "Gunboat Green." By degree< it began
i?" to dawn on him that he was the butt of
a J the regiment, and then he became sulky
and d.saleable.
tjje But the time came when the gallant
^ye Louisianians had something more import0f
g ant to think of than "Gunboat Green."
rj+v They were driven into the "bull-pen" at
avc Vicksburg by Grant's swarming legions,
and every soldier had to do his duty like
aU a little man. The corps to which Green
jjar belonged was stationed behind a crescentshapi'd
breastwork seven mi.'es in leDgth.
;rC(j The land in front for some distance was
level, and then sloped down a i a vine and
nn <i at- .nn hill 1 hp timber had all been
llis cut down, 80 there was a clean sweep.
iiffh ^ne a^cru0011 ^e Federals charged
ggjj the breastworks. They placed the'r 1
ver sharpshooters on the hill to pick off the !
f.' Confederates wheu they showed their
heads. The Federals charged in four '
a tQ columns, four deep. The Confederates
00(j remained in the pits four deep, and held
an(j their fire until the Federals were within
two sixty yards. Then the front rank opened 1
tire and fell back, and the second, and so
on until every gun had been emptied
see with terrible execution. Fiually, the
ce(j assaulting party fell back behind the
pjje timber that had been cut down, to await
two the coming of night. In this position
mej they were protected except from the top
the ?* the breastworks, and the Confederates !
cjg would not tnke that exposed position on
' account of the sharpshooters.
j0? At this juncture an event of the most
, Jq unexpected and paralyzing nature ocnt0
curred. Down in ths pits a crowd of
ke_ rough fellows were tormenting ;'Gunur^
boat Green." One man told him that he
was looking rather pale, and advised
,-nn him to go to the hospital.
the "Never mind about my looks," said
Green, "I have a presentiment that I am
t to going to be killed."
up "By a nervous shock," suggested a
jor- corporal, a id then tlie:e was a laugh.
ina. The object of all this ridicule gritted
n<T. hi* teeth, and his eyes flashed fire.
Caj "HI swear, boys," said one of the
uxin company, 4 that if a bullet is found in
riv- 'Gunboat Green' after his death it will
h ft be one that he swallowed."
in<r Stung beyond endurance by these
and taunts Green seized hi-j m-.isket and ran
the at speed until he reached the top of
ixes the breastworks. Here he had the Federals
behind the fallen timber in full
view r.nd easy range. For a moment
both armies looked on in breathless wonder.
On that seven-mile line of breastton
wor^3 Green was the only man to be
lent seen' Then the sharpshooters comn,r_
menced fi.ing nt him. With a white
lat- Ia e' Diaz,uo eyes, ana nervc3 sireuneu
to their utmost tension he took aim and
her ^re(*' Time an-l again he reloaded and
lta_ pulled triggjr. each time hitting his
" man. By this time the sharpshooters
tore Wi-re firing a thousand shots per minute
re(j at him. Some of the Confederat?s
rse begged him to come down, but an officer
two sat*:
veil '"I^et the blanked fool alone, they
ter, can't hit him."
;tty The men in the pits threw up a lot of
two cartridges, and Green < ontinued to fire at
lar- regular intervals. Bullets flew past him
,nia thick as hail,but not a hair of hi* head was
ma. harmed, finally the brigade that he i
fer- wa< slaughtering in his mer. iless fashion
ftcr could stand it no longer. They broke <
ara- and ran up the hill, losing several more 1
of on the way up under the tire of the soliwas
tary s:>ldier on the breastworks,
the ' Gunboat Green'' was the hero of the
l of hour. Officers and privates surged ,
of around him. shaking him by the hand ]
ew- and applauding h's bravery. Just before '
nit. dark the Federals letired, and a party of
;en- 1 0 iiianians went out to look as the relem
s,l't of (irecu's bloody markmanship. It |
:un- waa found by actual count that his mus- '
icre ket had killed seventy-two Federals. ^
lost Green insisted that he had killed ninety, ^
jar. but it is tnougnt mat some 01 mem were .
hey only wonded, and their friends had j
ion, drjgjcd them off. About the seventyons
two dead men there co ild be no doubt,
icir They were there, and as their bodies lay J
of in a place where wai not a single corpse
ber before Green commenced firing, it was j
re- p!a:n enough that he had brought them ,
the dowa. ,
ish- A special report concerning Green was ?
lis- sent to the commanding General that (
bil- night. The result would doubtless have (
ng- been promotion but for the fact that on j |
>vn, the following morning-"Gunboat Green" 'j
up was nowhere to be found. Later it was (
the ascertained that he hud deserted and ,
few joined Grnnt's army. Nothing farther (
iw, was ever heard from him.?Atlanta Con- ?
inj- stitution. ]
ey- ,
en- Work for Rich Young Men. \
illv
en*t The truth is, the modern development I
icrd of outdoor sp ;rts of all kinda is proving 1
tl'.e ^1C 9a^vat'oa ?* the very large class of '
I wealthy young men. One of the physi- 1
ci..ns in Jlloomingdale Insane anlum ?
SC(j told me the other day that the percent- '
: in a?c ?* '''s Pat'ents who had lost their '
mind simply because they had never had 1
nj. any occupation was startling. One of i
the mtients there, a member of one of
ens ? 4 '
S(j New York's old families, that reckons its '
eft c'^' Prol)crty ky the acre, sat idle in his
avg club window until he finally concluded
that he was dead. So they buried him
in Bloomingdalc, where he met a number
g ^ of his old set. Everybody that knows (
r(TC the people can name three harmless, but
more or less unpleasant imbeciles, who ,
jjj'jJ are regularly invited to dinner, and to \
[CC social gatherings of all kinds, where j
oc'm their idiocy is jeered at to the intense ,
,ej? delight of the young people and without (
)n? remonstrance on the part of the elderly. |
Jr? ?Brooklyn Eagle. j
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/ '' "lisp
WORDS OF WISDOM.
He is well paid that is well satisfied.
A young man idle, on old man needy.
The good paymaster is lord of another
man's purse.
Hear one man before you answer; hear
several before ycu decide. .. .
Only the lazy hope to attain prosperity
without wcrk or self-denial.
If you would have a faithful servant,
and one that jou like, serve yourself.
"Except wind stands as never it
stood, it is an ill wind turns none to
good-"
Society is a troop of thinkers, and the
best heads among them take the best t
places.
Unclaimed promises are like uncashed
checks; they will keep us from bankruptcy,
but net from want.
Vice incapacitates a mm from all public
duty; it w:thers the power of his
understanding, and makes his mind
paralytic.
Study rather to fill your mind than
your coffers, knowing that gold and
silver were o; finally mingled with dirt,
until avarice or ambition parted them.
Nothing will supply the want of sun"
shine to peaches; rn l, to make knowledge
valuable, you must have the cheerfulness
of wisdom. Coodness smiles to
the last.
Ti !. X. J.-1I 1 a./. Aaf
n is easy iu icu wueu uiuuis oic uw>tered,
but not when we orlrselves are;
and every man and woman will lend firm
belief to the soft nothings of the very
man they believe to be an arrant f atterei
when other are in the ccse. ? ; /-Many
men fail in life because, when
young,they form a false judgment touch- .
ing their mental capacities and inclinations,
and are ever after engaged in. the
task of proving to themselves and other*
that their verdict was a juat one.
A Kentucky Snake Eater.
Mr. G. F. McQuccn, of this city, at
one time connected with the Kentucky
Stock Farm, has qui e a local reputation "'[ &
as an eater, writes a Lexington (Ky.)
correspondeut of the (. inciunati Enquirer.
I had a long talk with baa, and hfi a$fi
he has eatjn a'.ong the whole line of
dishes?American, English, German,
French and Italian. But for a dish that
will make the gods ?tnack their lips in
penuine satisfaction, give him fat black
Bnakes, fried in butter and lard, or better
in nice snake oil. When snakes are in
season he euts them every few days. He
also classes snails among his list of delicacies.
These he cooks with macaroni"
"When did you first commence eating
Bnakes?" asked the reporter.
"In 1858 I wa< in California among s. '
the Indians. They ate suakei, gonerally
black and rattle snake. I once ta9ted a
piece of the latter, which they had
cooked. I found it h;d a delicate flavor,
but 1 ma not tnen iikc cneiuen ui eaung
Bnakes. This repugnance, I found was
only an idea, there bein^r no reason for
it. I camj home to Franklin County,
Kentucky, in 1859. While at home I
went out in a clearing, near my father's
house, and saw an old Irish hermit, who
had resided there many years, kill a black
snake. He started to his cabin with it,
dragging it behind him. He laid it out
on a plank, cut off the head and threw
the body in a bc.l of hot ashes to skin it.
I asked him what Lc was going to do.
He said he was g >ing lo eat it; that it was
fine food,and invited m; to sup with him.
I complied with hi3 request. After skinning
it he laid it in salt and water for a
while. He th n fiiud it in butter and
laid, and it wai really delicious. The , .
more I ate the more I wanted. Since
that time I have bad a weakness for
snake meat, especially black snakes. I
am afraid of the meat of rattlesnakes.- I '
often give a half dollar for a good sized
black snake, which I cook myself. Every
year I manage to get some. Since I have
been in Lexington I have not been
fortunate enough to indulge my taste as
often as I would like. Good, nice, fat
black snakes are scarce in old settled
1 - - - 1ji? ? j t uawa 4a fkam
counties llKe mis, auu i uuyc tu gcw bugw
from other places. An old man who
lives in one of the mountain countics,
and is a trapper and hunter, and also
appreciates the delicacy, often sends me
bla .k snake oil, which I use to fry doughnuts
in."
At this juncture the speaker opened &
little handbag, which he js in the habit
of carrying all the time, and from it took
a doughnut, fried in snake oil. Breaking
it in two, he ate half with great
gusto, proffering the other half lo your
reporter.
'Not any, thanks." replied the reporter
to his pressing invitation to
"try it"
"It is splendid. A snake eats nothing
but what is nice and clcan. and it stands
to reason that it is good. It does not
eat filth like a hog."
McQueen is a robust, brawny man of
?vcr six feet in height, and a man of intelligence.
The Olive Eaters. >
The extent to which the olive is used
rarles greatly in different couutries. Ia
lorthern countries it is used chiefly as a
elish eaten by itself, or as a sauce, seajoning
or stuffing for meats, fowls or
ame. It is oa the tables of the rich
kvliat the French call a hors d'eeuvre?
hat is, a side dish or table superfluity.
But it is far otherwise with the pooT in
;he south of Europe, to whom it is an
mportant article of diet. In ancient times
;he poor made an entire meal of bread
ind olives. It i* still the same in sorue
jarts of Europ3, vherc a peasant thinks
limself prepared for a journey with a
jiccc of bread under his aim and a hand;ul
of olive3 in his pocket. In Southern
[taly no meal is made without o'.ives.
rhe olive merchants pass regularly at
nipper time through the poorer quarters
)f the city. It is the Spanish habit to
jat olives at the end of a meal, but not
ml ? (
.00 many. 1 nrju ur iuji nic uouuuj
;hought enough, or if they arc very good
>ne may eat a dozen. An Italian author
ecommends the jK-rserviLg of Spanish
)lives?that is. of those grown on Italian
loll?but prefers those called Saint
Francis, which is common at Ascoli,
where it attains the size of a walnut. It
.9, however, <renenillv agreed among
ourmets that the smaller olives are best
:or eating. The mariner of treatment has,
icvertheless, jerhaps, something to do
with the coarse quality of the Spanish
ilive when found in the peninsula.
Dlives are preserved in Italy, as elsewhere,
in weak lye or brine. They are
ilso bruised, stuffed in the Bordeaux
manner or dried. In eastern countries,
whence the olive came, the fruit forms
jtlll an important article of diet.?San j
Francisco Chronicle.
The National Dc3ire.
To wear a uniform is the ambition of
svery male citizcn of the United States.
He feels that ambition when he draws
nn his first pair of pantaloons, and continues
to feel it until he lies down to die.
Since the war the ambition to wear a
unifoim has become particularly noticeable.
I am not s<jre but that it has led
some individuals to breek into the penitentiaries.?Atlanta
Constitution.