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DON'T YOU THINK SO?
ilt's all very well to be jolly
When everything's going just right;
"When, in Summer skies showing no hint of
A shadow, the sun's shining bright;
When around you your merry friends cluster
With many a laugh-bringing jest,
And wherever you turn you discover,
"The world in its gala robes dres^sd
But, ah! 'tis sublime to be jolly
"When mirth-loving spirits have fled;
When your path is in gloominess shrouded,
And the tempest bursts over your head;
When fainter hearts beg you to cheer them,
Though your own heart be lonely and drear,
And you scarce can help doubting if ever
The darkness will quite disappear.
The bird that sings sweetly when golden
The earth is and gentle the wind,
When the bees hum their joy o'er the honey
That, hid in the flowers, the3' find.
When, vying in beauty and fragrance,
(Ftfvl rr>?p? nnrl whit#? lilux dtau'
And butterflies, splendid in raiment. ,
Through their airy realm flit to and fro,
Is a dear little songster; but dearer
Is the bird that its joy-giving strain
"Undaunted trills loudly and gayly
In spito of the chill and the rain;
For that to be jolly 'tis easy
In sunshine there isn't a doubt;
But, ah! 'tis sublime to be jolly
When there's naught to be jolly about.
?Margaret Eytingc, in Harper s Weekly.
DAVID DOWNING.
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BY PHILIP BOURKE MABSTON.
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Music was the passion of David Downling's
life. As a boy he had cared for
nothing else. By the time he was fifteen
there was scarcely a musical instrument
on which he had not experimented. He
had constructed not a few for himself.
The two instruments which finally vanquished
all others in his regard were the
organ and the violin. His father was a
country clergyman, and the lad was
never so happy as when in the organ-loft
listening to the long-swelling bass note,
or the tender pleading of the flute-like
, stops. Of course he was happiest when
making the music come himself. Often,
in the soft summer twilight, he would
sit there in the church playing and dreaming.
Who shall say of what his dreams
were, and who shall say how much the
mysterv of love mav be felt from afar, as
by the change in the air one journeying
knows himself to be in the sea's neighborhood,
though not as yet w ithin sight !
or sound of it?
There are two powers from which no
man shall escape, and they are love and ]
death. David was twenty-five when he j
fell desperately in love with the slender,
exquisite shape, the proud, animated j
face, the eyes like sonjp blue mountain ! ,
str&wi which mind and sunlight surprise i j
together?fell in love -with the beautiful! ,
hair which Swinburne well describes |'
he write*: : i,
* xJiu her hair hud the seu's wave and the J ,
pea's sold iu it."
Fell in love with the voice, with its sub- <
; tie urgency of music; fell in love with !
the bright spirit, the fervent heart, which ^
^ith all the other charms I Have touched '
on, made up the whole of Rose Cameron. '
They loved in June, and felt the '
witchery of long, lingering twilights, '
when grass and flowers get so glad of [
the dew and the moonlight. All these
were part of their love, and added to its 1
romance, surely. i
In October thev married, and thev had
not been married long when troubles ^
came. Hose had been a spoilt child, and
would brook no restraint: and her inde- '
pendent ways troubled David for her 1
safety. He "had often to go to town on J
business, and lie had objected to a grow- !
ing intimacy between he^wlf and a certain
Captain Selden, whose reputation <
was not of too clean a nature. It ended !
"by his forbidding Selden the house. This !
led to a violent altercation; but a worse 1
scene came later, when David discovered
that his young wife had been audacious- 1
ly taking walks with the forbidden cap- '
tain. Then he did lose his temper, and
6poke as if he had worse to complain of
than merely her self-will in going con- ;
trary to his wishes, and choosing a friend 1
fora herself in spite of a jealousy she '
thought unjust. Mrs. Downing turned
* very white, and left the room. A trap
was at the door to take her husband to
the station. He sprang up, struck the
% horse sharply, and rattled away just in
time to catch his train.
He was unhappy all dav in London.
He would have given much that Rose '
had not deceived him, but he would have
given more still not so to have lost his
temper. It was April then, and they ;
had been married just half a year. It j
was a cold night when he got back to 1
Dover, where they lived, he officiating as
organist to one of the chief churches.*
Throughout the day it had thundered
and lightened at intervals, but an easterly
wind had sprung up and swept the
fiky Olcar, in which a moon, bright and
sharp-looking a?' a scimiter, seemed to j
divide the windy darkness. He heard |
the roll and boom of the large spring
waves as he skirted the beach over which :
he could hear some one trampling heavily.
The light in his dining-room shone
cheerfully from behind closely drawn
red curtains. Rose was not in the diningroom,
but on the table, addressed to himself,
lay a note, in her well-known hand-1
- writing. He broke the seal and read:
"Yon have insulted me so grossly that
I will live with you no more. I have
taken with me what I need. I shall go
to friends out of England, where any attempt
on your part to find me would be
worse than useless. You have made me
feel, David Downing, that I hate you!
I was your wife, but never your slave!''
He read the letter over two or three j
times; then he questioned the servants; |
but tnev could e-ive him little informn- i
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tion. except that their mistress had gone I
oat with her maid in the afternoon, the j
maid carrying a good-sized bag and Mr?, j
Downing one of the smallest dimensions, i
The lady was thickly veiled, and wore a |
dark-violet waterproof. The boat had j
left for France about an hour ago.
Daniel Downing went down and |
questioned people on the pier, but no !
one answering to the description of Mrs. j
Downing had been seen, ile went to {
the station, but could hear nothing of
her there. He wandered, for sometime,
aimlessly about the windy streets, pervaded
at th&t time by a briny smell.
There was a sense upon him as if lie had
lo-;t her in the wind, somehow.
Then he came back and shut himself
up alone, with his fancy and his memory
of her. That chair in which she used to j
sit, was it quite?quite empty? Listen!
was not that her light footfall on the
fl >or? "Was not that the soft stir of her
d.ess? He was dazed; yet in time he
rose and went upstairs to her bedroom to
see just what she had taken. lie opened
the wardrobe. There was hanging the
dress she had worn only the day before;
and. sec, the violets she had pinned into
the bosom of it were there still. He put
his lips to the gown which had once been
informed with the beauty of her shape.
It broke him down, and he wept as only
strong men sore stricken can weep; but
the tears did not avert brain fever, which
ensued the next day.
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It was a desperately severe and prolonged
attack. He recovered; but, alas!
to find himself for ever in darkness, the
optic nerves having been withered as by
fire. The blow was, indeed, a terrible one.
Not only had he lost her who was the
delight of his eyes, but he had lost those
eyes, too. Nothing was left to him then
but his music; for, before very long,
with much practice, he got to play nearly
as well as in the old days.
He bore his troubles bravely, but
twenty years did not materially lessen
them. At forty-five he was whitehaired,
and walked with bowed shoulders.
The face told of sorrow, but not
of bitterness. He was in his forty-sixth
year when he took the position of organicf
in r?n/> r\f tlio nntViorlrrtl fntrnQ SllP.h
a post he had long desired. He made
fast friends with some people of the name
of Taylor, and it was at their house that
he became acquainted with Ursula Dain- j
court, a low-voiced, chroming girl of
twenty, and just as sweet as violets are.
You could not sec, or hear her, or even
feel her near, without their fragrance be- I
ing suggested. If Downing did not see,
he heard and felt the sense of her presence.
She loved his music, and they became
great friends. He played to her;
she read to him: being, as he was, fond
of poetry; and they walked together. In
this position there was nothing sentimental.
She liked him. She was sorry for
him, and to do gracious acts was as natural
to her as it is to a rose
to prosper in sunshine. They walked
together in the Close, they sat together
in the organ-loft, and no one talked foolishly.
For one thing, Downing looked
so much older than he really was. One
early June evening he was practicing,
when he paused in his music, feeling
some one near. Then the tender voice
he knew so well asked:
"Mav I come ud?"
''Need you ask? but wait till I hold
you a hand. Those steps are difficult to
get up!"
"Yes; I should probably get on badly
without your assistance."
In a moment more her hand was in his,
and he was soon pointing out to her, as
he delighted to do, the mysteries of his
beloved organ.
"You arc not well to-night," he said,
in distressed tones, noting that a great
shivering fit was on her. She answered,
with a forced laugh, that she was only
cold. He touched her hands, and found
them burning. She was on a visit to her
friends the Taylors, whither he would
have taken her at once, had she not
pleaded hard for a little more music.
"If I am going to be ill, and this
should be the last time," she said, between
laughing and crying, "you would
like to think that I had my way."
Surely, he thought, his heart failing
liim. he was not going to lose this sweet
friend, as he had lost his eyes and his
loved! He played, but she did not respond, j
>he had fallen into an uneasy sleep, and I
n a? moaning piteously, as if conscious of ;
omc vague distress. "With a heavy
leart Daxiuleff the organ-l<?ft and pr<?nircd
assistance; had a carriage sent for.
\nd conveyed Urnnlo to her friend's
house. He called later on, to hear the
loctor's report, which for some days was
lnrprtflin. A wastiiur. low fever was at j
length declared. Exhaustion was the j
?hief danger to be dreaded. Those were j
iays of double darkness for Downing, i
He begged to be allowed to speak to her, !
but permission was declined on the
ground of infection.
''But would it be bad for her?'' he
tiad asked of Taylor.
''No. not bad for her; but we can't
have you risking things; beside, if you
fell ill, w.e should have to nurse you;
ind we have our hahds quite full enough
as it is.''
But Downing was a wily man. He
called one day, and was informed that
Mr. Taylor had gone to London, and
Mrs. Taylor was lying down. He said
he would rest a little while. Then he
went into the hall and listened. The j
house was not a large one. The day was
chill for June. From a room on the first
landing came the sound of a fire softly
stirred. This was all he wanted; he had
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climbed the stairs. He found a door to
his sight, and listened again. From behind
it there was a low sound of voices,
and somebody sighing as in great weariness.
Then the voice he knew well said:
"Oh, I shall be so glad if ever people
may came to see me. I wonder, nurse,
if I am going to get better or to die?"
He opened the door and went in gently,
saying:
"Well, here is one visitor. 'Where
there is no fear, there is no danger,' so
you must not mind. I did want to come ;
ttnd see how my dear child was getting
rm. I want to sit by you and hold your
hand."
"Oh. you should not have come; but I i
am glad to see you. Mamma is with me
now, but she is resting. Do my hands
burn very much?"
'Scarcely at all. I am sure you are
better."
With his hand holding hers, she seemed
to grow much more composed, and
after a little while fell into a refreshing
sleep.
Once the door opened, and some one [
came in and remained some time, standing
by the bed, and then went out with \
no word. From that day Ursula improved
rapidly, and was soon pronounced
out of danger. She began to laugh, and
be almost her old bright self. She would
give David her wrists to span with his
lithe, strong fingers, and "Mv arms arc
thin, but they will be pretty again when
I grow quite strong," she said.
One day, when they were alone together,
the nurse being absent for a brief
while, some one came in and stood by
the bed, and so close by the chair on
which David was sitting, that he felt a
woman's <lre.ss brusn ms Kuee; ana was
not that the touch of a woman's hand on
his? Not Ursula's poor little -wasted
palm, hut it firm, cool, magnetic touch.
And what is this but some one kneeling
by him, and warm tears fulling on his
hands?
"Rose!" with a great gasp.
"David, can you forgive me? Indeed
I did not know how things had gone.
Your words stung me, and having left
you, I was too proud to come back.
From what our child here has told
me?"
"Our child?" j
''Born three months after T left you.
From what she told me when I came
here, I thought it must be you; and oh,
my dear, my dear, when I came in and
saw you sitting by the bed, our child's
hand in yours, and stood close to you.
and you did not know me, I thought my
heart would break with very passion of
tenderness. David"?and her voice was
uncertain?"may I come home?1'
' Of your own free will?" j
' Because I love you.and always have."
"My darling!" he said, and putting his
arms around her nerk, drew her head
down upon his shoulder.
"And she is just as beautiful as ever
she was," said Ursula, in a voice which
revealed decided traces of a joyful emotion,
that young person having been
taken into confidence by her mother.
"When Rose left her husband, she
adopted the old family name of Dain
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court. What Ursula said was very near-1
ly true. Mr?. Downing, at forty, was a j
very beautiful and unusually young- j
looking woman for her years. After all, j
a very happy man for many a long year
to come was David Downing.
The Shah's Wires and the Consul.
The following extract is from a report
made by S. G. W. Benjamin, lately
United States minister to Persia:
' 'I have the honor to report that on the
12th of June I was riding out to the
country from Teheran in a carriage, on
the way to the summer quarters of the
legation. I was accompanied by my
daughter. According to the custom of
the country, the carriage was preceded
by two outriders. The other legations
on such an occasion take four to eieht
outrider?, a matter of necessity as well as
of display in Persia. As we approached
a half-way coffee house I observed a line
of carriages waiting by the roadside in
the shade. As it is very common for
such vehicles to be seen standing there,
while the occupants are taking a smoke,
I had no idea that any precaution needed
to be taken. I was greatly surprised,
therefore, to see a troop of mounted cavalry
rush out from the shade of the trees
and make a violent attack upon ray outriders,
who immediately cried out several
times that the United States minister was
in the carriage and had the right of way.
"I now recognized the soldiers to belong
to the royal guard, and immediately
after perceived that the wives of the
shah were in the carriage. Although
having officially the absolute righjt to
pass, allowed to none, except ministers
and their families at the risk of immediate
death to all others, I ordered my
driver to stop in order to give an officer
opportunity to come to .the carriage to
apologize for the attack and escort us |
safely-through the guards stationed in
front and rear of the royal harem. But
as no attention seemed to be paid to this,
I ordered my men to keep on, thus throwing
the responsibility of any results on
the guards, who, not satisfied with beating
the outriders with the flat of their
swords, swarmed around the carriage itself
with loud cries and flourishing their
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seized the carriage horses, others struck
and thrust at the horses, and two even
struck the driver himself. Fortunately
the man was alike skilful and intrepid,
and succeeded in both controlling the
horses and driving us safely out of the
disagreeable melee that at one moment
threatened serious results. The number
of men attacking was about twenty. It
it proper to add that when the chief lady
of the harem saw what was going on she
despatched a eunuch to escort us through
the lines, but he did not arrive until the
attack was nearly ended. All my men
and horses were more or less bruised, and
one of the men had his arm nearly
broken. They all behaved well."
Mr. Benjamin furthermore reports that
he demanded '"the prompt chastisement"
of the offender, which was ordered, and
ample apologies were made by the Persian
office, and tendered to him.
A Rascal's Shrewd Trick.
Among the distinguished characters
who have made their headquarters in San
Francisco in the past was a gentleman
whose baptismal name appears to have
been "William Hayes, but who was popularly
known among his associates by the
endearing title of "Billy Hayes." This
individual was a quiet,sleek-faced rascal,
who was never known to chew tobacco,
to drink, or to give uuerance iu an uuw.
"William Hayes began his career as a
skipper of a schooner on the lakes, regularly
plying between Cleveland and Buffalo,
and was a very excellent officer,
making many friends by his universal
courtesy and genial manners. He was a
man of great originality of character, and
his first piratical exploit, which marked
his plunge into crime, committed at this
stage of his interesting career, was
unique in its nature. A prominent and
wealthy gentleman of Cleveland, having
a ten-year-old nephew in Buffalo, purchased
a fine riding pony, a blooded animal
of great beauty, and had him placcd
upon the schooner to be delivered in Buffalo
when the boat had reached its destination,
along with a note which he consigned
to Capt. Hayes: Skipper Hayes
found that this epistle read as follows:
My Dear Nephew: I send vou a pony by
Captain Hayes. I hope you will enjoy riding
him. Your affectionate Uncle.
Observing that the word "pony" was
used in this letter, and remarking upon
the brevity of the note, Skipper Hayes,
perceived his opportunity and was not
slow to avail himself of it. Upon his
arrival in Buffalo he proceeded at once
to a toy store and invested in a fine
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to the lad along with his uncle's note.
Then he hastened to a horse market and
realized a goodly sum upon the handsome
animal he had in tow. A week or
so later the boy's uncle came up from
Cleveland, and one of his first inquiries
was after the health and whereabouts of
the horse.
' How do you like the pony?" he asked
his nephew with interest.
' Oh, pretty well," said the boy with
an indifferent air.
''Where is he?" pursued the uncle.
"Out 011 the front verauda," returned
the lad, a little impatiently.
Explanations quickly followed. The
next inquiry was after the whereabouts
of Skipper Ilaves. But he had vanished
from the lakes, and the deck of that
particular schooner never more echoed to
his honest tread. He next turns up iu
San Francisco.?Alt a California.
General Scott's Size.
Every one has noticed the heroic size
attributed to General Winfield Scott in
his statues and portraits. Few of them
arc exaggerations of his real proportions.
He was six feet four and a half inches
high, and perfectly formed. In his fulldress
uniform he presented a superb appearance.
It is said that the diminutive
Mexicans were awe-struck when they
saw him,,aud that many of them attributed
the success of the American army to the
grand physique of its leader.
The general was greatly inconvenienced
by his unusual size, and whenever he had
an opportunity always had special preparations
made for his comfort. In an old
album, in Washington, 1 find tins letter
written by his hand:
Washington, Friday, .Time 15. ISM.
Proprietors Girard House, Philadelphia.
Gextx,kmk.\: Expect me at the Girard
House to-morrow night at 11 o'eloek. and
please give me a bed at least six feet six inches
iu length or one without a foot-hoard. Yours
respectfully. Winkikld Scott.
?Atlanta Constitution.
The Grave Gaining' on the Cradle.
A noteworthy fart in the vital statistics
of New York eitv is the preponder- J
nnce of deaths over births. While in the
country at large several hundred thousand
more people are born every year
than die. in the metropolis there wore
30,038 births last year and 35.096 deaths.
The case was not an exreptional one, the
figures for the previous year being 30,527
births and 35,044 deaths. The
moral of all this seems to be that people
who prefer to be born to dying would
better live in the country.
WATER SQUATTERS.
DRIFTING FROM PITTSBURG
TO NEW ORLEANS.
A Printer who Took to the Novel
Life 'to Kscnpe Consumption?
How he Lives with his Family
?A Queer Existence.
"Fish, rats, musk rats and roots. Those
are what we propose to live on this
winter. You have asked me candidly
and squarely how I manage to keep my
family without working at a recognized
business, and just as candidly I tell
you.1'
He was not handsome. A critical eye
would hardly have been satisfied with
the few red hairs on the sides and upper
lip of his leather face; it would have re
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quircci more or tncin, more eveniypiaccu,
or less. lie wore :i soft felt. ]jat, without
band or shape, firmly fixed on his
head by Strings tied under his
chin; his shirt was of unbleachcd
mu.slin; his patched
coat was a misfit; there was a fine compensation
for the deficiency in the right
leg of his trousers?the lower part of
which had been torn away?by the top
boot which he wore upon the right foot,
the left being clad in a Congress gaiter.
He was standing in the doorway of a
shanty boat, which was tied up at the
sand bar on the Kentucky shore of the
Ohio river, opposite Cincinnati. The
shanty boat was a rough pine box, thirty
feet long by fifteen feet wide and eight
feet high, secured upon the flat bottom
of a home-made battcau. The cracks left
at the joints of the upright boards had
been battened with laths, aud a stovepipe,
from which was rising a stream of yellow
smoke, pushed about eight battered
inches of its length through the top of
the box. There were half a dozen
similar structures ranged along the
length of the bar, some of them pulled
well out on the sand and banked up,
showing that they proposed to travel no
more this winter.
"Wc generally manage to drift, with
the ducks, so as to have a pair of them
for our Christmas dinner; but last
Christmas they got. ahead of us and arc
now where we ought to be?in the vicinity
of Cairo. But all the same we had our
Christmas dinner?six cats."'
He held up four gnarled finger? and
two thumbs, and laughed at. the ronstruction
that might be put upon his
KlIPApll
"No. we didn't eat the eats,1' he said.
"We skinned them,and sold the hides and
inwards to merchants on Front street in
Cincinnati. They average us fifteen cents
apiece, which with fish and a 'possom
I shot up the Little Miami, made us
a feast fit for Lucullus."
The gray matter in the man's head was
evidently more cultivated than its outer
covering.
"Wh.oi'c did you catch the cats?"
"Right here on the river bank. There
is generally a strong breeze blowing over
the town of Newport from the river, and
when I crush a few handfuls of catnip
the wind carries the scent up among the
houses. The cats follow the scent to its
source like the hounds after a fox. It is
only necessary to bait a few traps with
catnip in the evening, leave them on the
bank, and in the morning each holds a
cat. Black cats bring the highest price
?fifteen cents a pelt; white cats the low- .
est. "When a man has no artificial wants,
he can live fairly well on cats to be
caught in the neighborhood of any city in j
this country; and when lie knows the
habits of muskrats and the appearance
and qualities of roots?ginseng, yellow
seal, blood root, wild ginger, &c.?he
can live luxuriously if he can move up |
and down the rivers at will; that is, if he j
lives in a boat like mine.
"Seven years ago I had a wife, a new i
baby, cases on the Pittsburg Commercial i
Gazette, and the cheerful information j
from my doctor that unless I quit type ,
setting I would have a rest from the cares
of this world inside of six months. Incipient
pulmonary consumption, induced ;
by a sedentary occupation, was the way j
he diagnosed my trouble, a farmer's life j
was his prescription. After we had paid j
for our baby, Mary and I found that we ;
had just seventy dollars in money and
hardly strength enough together to upend
a barrel of flour. Plainly we could
not go West to plow the stubborn glebe
just yet, especially as winter was coming ,
on.
"I came home one morning at 4 o'clock,
completely worn out, after a night of j
wrestling with the meanest takes that I i
ever lifted off a copy hook?not a line of j
fat, not a lead, nor a pickup head in the ;
whole batch.
"Mary -was wide awake and watching :
for me.
" 'I've got it. John,1 she said : 'we will
go to New Orleans for the winter. The
climate will help you, and the trip there j
will be a change and a rest for both of us.
It will take three months to get there, j
and in those three months we will do
nothing?actually nothing.1
" 'Certainly,' I answered, 'andafter we ,
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gee mere wo win ouy a viiia 011 rn. v-naries j
avenue, and suck oranges and smell mag:- !
nolia blossoms. We will get a servant?'
" <Xo.' she said; 'we will get. a shanty
boat. We ran buy one for Wo
will take our kitchen and dining room
furniture with us, soil the rest, lay in a
supply of flour, vegetables and salted |
meal, ami, with the fish you eatoh and i
the game you shoot on the way, we shall i
live on almost, nothing, and land in New .
Orleans with more money than we have
now, after resting for a whole quarter of
a year.'
"That was the kind of a girl Mary was:
and after we got our shanty boat?a poor
little box, about half as big as this one?
she whs the liapppicst woman in the
whole Ohio valley. She did not care for
style, neither did I: but all the same, we j
ringed the boat up for solid comfort, j
giving the floors carpets, papering the
walls, ami hanging pictures and little ;
knick-knacks wherever we found room .
to drive a nail. We had a little garden .
on the roof of the establishment, and by i
the time we got as far south as this the
morn in ?r-glory vines were hanging down
over the windows as naturally as though
they were growing around a stationary
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H)f course we merely drifted wit 11 the ,
current all day. and tied up at night. although
wo were impatient to net South
as soon as possible, fearing that winter
would set in earlv and drift iee catch its
lwfore we struck liie warm waters of the
."Mississippi. Winn we :ire in a hurry,
now. we drift day and night. with a lantern
at the how and stern. We draw 110
water to speak of. and accordingly can
keep out of the channel and track of
steamers: but even if we were in the
thick of them, they would steer clear of
us. knowing that we are helpless.
"Oh. yes. we can guide our boat to a ;
certain extent with the long sweep or :
oar in the stern?enough to land, or to |
put out into the current whenever we i
wish; but it is slow work, and if we are j
in the track of a steamer, it is necessary j
for the boat to go out of its course to I
avoid us. We have just onough tight ;
squeezes to make life interesting. The
head of a tow of empty coal barge9
struck our bow one morning last sum
mer, just below Wheeling, and the shock
sent me flying from the sweep which I
was trying to work, ten feet through the
air head tirst into the river. Two of our
children?we have four now, three having
been born afloat?have tumbled overboard
at different times; but the nearest
we ever came to death was when I caught
a floater just below Louisville.
"Oh, no; no more life on land for me.,
if you please. On our way to New Orleans
during that first trip of ours we
found it so easy to pick up a living from
the river and along the banks that when
we struck the Crescent City we stayed
by our boat, living upon the proceeds of
my fishing and duck hunts up the Bayou
St. John's. In the following June we
sold our shanty, took deck possage for
Cincinnati, where we fitted out another
and better boat, and began drifting
again, tying up for a day, a week, or a
month whenever we fancied the country.
T -TAA V?Anfo nn
1 JJLUYU UUU111UU UVCl ltUllllJ UUUto
the Ohio river in the course of a single
trip, and while some of the people owning
them are chicken thieves and worse,
others are honest and even cultivated.?
Correspondence New York Sun.
Five Points, or Rice Game.
Put together as many sheets of note
paper as there are persons who are to
play. Scatter on the upper one at random,
five kernels of rice. Prick with a
pin, without disturbing the rice, five holes
through the spots where the rice ha9
fallen. You will thus have a number of
sheets of paper, each containing five pinholes
arranged in the same order.
The game consists in each person
drawing a figure which shall come within
the points, using one for the head, two
for the feet and two for the hands. The
illustrations give some examples
\ ^
drawn on a small scale showing the variety
of figures which can be made. The
figures will be larger as the kernels of
O fj
rice will fall at greater distances.? Good
Housekeeping.
On Washington's Principal Avenne.
When the day is fair Pennsylvania
avenue is fairly lined with fast horses and
handsome equipages. Any one who has
frequented Pennsylvania avenue of late
years cannot have failed to notice the
change. Magnificent horses covered with
gold and silver mounted harness, drawing
elegant carriages, can be seen every
pleasant afternoon. Every one who
keep horses seems to have made special
preparations for this winter. The carriages
are all new, or have just been overhauled,
so that they look like new, and
the elegant liveries of the coachmen look
af if they had just come from the tailors.
The horses are clipped and banged,
or else they are groomed so well that
their coats look like velvet. The summer
victorias and phaetons have given
way, for the most part, to coupes and
landaulets. Horsemen say that Washington
is improving just as rapidly in its
horses and carriages as it is in its residences,
and they predict that in a very
few years it will surpass any city in the
country in the number of elegant turnouts
to be seen on the street. The President's
equipage naturally attracts more
attention than any other. It is well
worth looking at. The seal browns have
improved very perceptibly under the
care of Albert Hawkins. Each one j
weighs 1-30 pounds more than when the
team camc here. They are spirited and
are driven without cheeks, usually to an
elegant landau, but sometimes to a victoria.
The men on the box have new
light livery with big black fur capes.
The President sometimes rides out behind
the office team?a spanking pair of
clipped bays.? Washington Star.
A Master of His Profession
Williams, a burglar, now in the New
London, Conn., jail, has the reputation of
being a smart one. "Give him twenty
minutes alone with a safe," says Sheriff
Hawkins, "and Williams can open the
most intricate lock that ever was devised,
and if you will give him merely the name
of the maker he will tell you instantly all
the parts in the lock and give you a diagram
of the mechanism. He never breaks
a lock, he simply finds out inside of
twenty minutes the combination in which
it is set, opens the safe and takes out
what he wants and rclocks it, and when
the owner returns he finds the safe apparently
just as he left it. To accomplish
this work,Williams needs in addition
to this quick wit and mechanical
knowledge, three ordinary wires, which
he forces into the lock about the handle
in such a way that the number of combinations
is reduced to twenty-four. He
reasons that all persons in locking a safe
make a certain number of moves, and a
knowledge of this fact enables him to
further recuce its probable combinations
to two or three movements. These two
"" ^?wln Allf l*tr 0/"?fno1 I
in i met- iiiu\v;."> iai^ iiuvi.^ t?ut uj wvium
trial, which consumes the greater part
of his twenty minutes. In the case
when a safe is in an apartment that is in
full view of the street} he drops a little
quicklime on the floor, pours water on it
and the steam that arises effectually
cloaks the windows. In three instances
Williams unlocked safes, abstracted the
contents, relockcd them and made off in
the time that the men who were in
charge of them were at their dinners. He
got away with the valuables in a Stratford
safe in this way."
In a course of lectures on food. Professor
Stirling, of Aberdeen, Scotland,
showed "a beautiful collection of compressed
vegetables and an excellent solid
pea sou]).''
A CROW'S ROOST.
INTERESTING DAILY SIGHT
NEAR BALTIMORE.
Many Thousands of Birds Roosting
Upon Trees?Their Sentry System?Procuring
Food?The
Crows' Particular Foes.
1
A short distance beyond the city limits
on the line of the Baltimore and Potomac
railroad, an interesting sight is witnessed
by travelers in the late afternoon
trains. About 4 o'clock in the afternoon
large numbers of crows, the most striking
objects in our wintry landscape, begin
to congregate from various parts of
the country. Some have been down the
Patapsco river, while others have spent
the day near the headwaters of the Back,
Bush, and Gunpowder rivers, and even
| upon the banks of the Susquehanna. By
I Anrlr oil linvp rptnrned nnn the low trees
on both sides of the railroad track are
covered with thousands and thousands of
these birds. This assembly of the crows
is known as a roost, and has been in existence
for many years, changing each
year according to the destruction of the
trees. Now, crows as well as other birds
fly southward upon the approach of cold
weather, and it is said that whenever
large numbers remain here it is a sign that
the winter will be mild. This year so
many more have remained that the presumption
is that the weather will be unusually
open, or the crows, who are so
intelligent in other matters, are failures
as weather prophets. Crows resort to
their .winter roost in the early fall, as
soon as their young have been sufficiently
trained in thieving and robbery to help
support themselves. They congregate at
this time for mutual protection and maintenance.
They have a perfect sentry system, by
wliich they arc warned of the approach
of enemies, and their particular foe, the
great horned or bubo owl. This bird
dotes on crow. Place before him a plump
fowl, a mouse, or a blackbird, which he
would generally devour, then bring to
him a scrawny crow, and he will turn
from the other food and seize it with
avidity. Consequently, when crows
light upon a bubo they summon their fellows
and apparently become oblivious to
everything else, so great is their rage at
having within their power a mortal
enemy. Several will dash at him and
beat about him with outspread wings.
Dri ven to desperation he will fly away,
and will immediately be followed by a
black cloud of tormenters, whose angry,
nnicv /lotviricf will bp. hpard when thev I
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are a long distance away. It is suggested
in this connection that farmers who
are troubled by the visitations of crows
should catch a bubo owl and tie him in
some wood. Then, lying in concealment
with their guns, they would in a short
time be able to play great havoc among
the pests of the corn fields, for where the
bubo is there will the crows be gathered
together. No, the crow will not be
frightened away by the odor of gunpowder.
Small boys say that is why one
cannot shoot a crow. But it doesn't require
a very great while for the crow,
who can, with his kinsman, the raven,
become so well educated as to talk and
learn to commit suicide by eating sulphur
matches, to discover that the man down
yonder carries an implement which, if he
can approach near enough, he will point
toward a flock; there will be a flash, a
curl of smoke, a report, some black
feathers will fly into the air. and down to .
the ground will tumble in ungraceful
curves one or more crows whose pilferings
are at an end. So much for their selfpreservation.
As to their food crows may be said to
be almost omniverous. In summer time
they will content themselves with eating
the eggs of smaller birds, smaller birds
l'/Mmr. nrroin Tvnr>p
UiCLUSCI V C."?, JUUUg (.1111,111.110, u..vv, ,
etc. But when ice and snow have bound
everything almost in nature, the crows
are hard put to secure food and drink.
Then they travel in large flocks, levying
upon barnyards, searching inlets or
creeks for dead fish or other" offal, feasting
upon some dead animal or other
carrion, and when very hungry attacking
a disabled hare. Some few winters
ago such was the scarcity of their food
in the country that they whirled through
the principal streets of the city, and
beating down the river following the
wake of the iceboat formed a black
fringe upon the edges of the newly
plowed ice, in search of drink and food.
Though the crow follows civilization,
driving the raven before it, he is a most
cautious creature, and displays a great intelligence
in eluding snares or dangers of
any kind. For several months the crows
will bide at their roost at night, flying
away during the day and returning at
evening in a straight tine, from which
they will deviate only to aid one of their
fellows. They will go to almost any
ends to do this, and the large open field
in Druid Hill park has been seen black
tVirtm flnnimifr thpil* winCS aild
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uttering their cries over the mishap to 1
one of them.
In the early spring the roost is deserted,
and mating begins. Then each crow j
selects a certain region of which he is
sole monarch, and no other crow dare
trespass there unless summoned for assistance.
People differ as to the balance
between the good and bad qualities of
the crow. While he may destroy the
eggs and young of smaller and useful J
birds, and commit such depredations
upon the corn-fields as to cause the
husbandman to go to a great deal of
trouble in devising scare-crows, yet he
renders service to the farmer in destroy- j
ing grub-worms, moles, snakes, and
noxious insects. His characteristics may j
be summed up as follows: The crow is
as wise as the serpent and as harmless as 1
the English sparrow.?Rtltirnore Sun.
(Jueer Names in Virginia. '
Near Ground-Squirrel bridge, in Hanover
county, where the South Anna river
turns gracefully toward its junction with
the North Anna, writes a correspondent
of the Richmond Stale, there are four
persons living within less than a mile
of each other who respond to the patronymic's
of Hare, Owl, Coon and Minks,
respectively. And, singular as it may
appear, until quite recently the three first ,
named occupied the same dwelling-house. j
Referring to odd names. 1 would also ,
state that on my pilgrimage liitlicrward I
passed through a farm in the historic
county of Spottsylvania which is now
owned by a gentleman by the name of
Tiiriiinsccd.
_ i
What's the I'sc of Fret tins?
Away with melancholy; .
It is tolly, lot's lx' jolly.
"Man never is but always to be blest,"' blest,
blest.
There's wisdom in forgetting. (
Then what's the use ol' fretting? ^
In future let us try to do our best, best, best. ,
Kind Providence is o'er us, 1
And chances lie before us.
Our errors and omissions to repair, pair, <
l?ir: (
For while the lamp is burning (
There's time still for returning.
Then henceforth to be Daniels let us dare, (
dare, dare. 1
? Boston Courier. /
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' POPULAR SCIENCE.;
^ V\
A favorite prehistoric unit of measure*
ment, according to Mr. R. P. Gray, waf
eleven inches, and may have been derived
from the length of the human foot.
The mineral matter taken from the soil1
by a five-pound fleece of wool, is onlj
1.6 ounces and five ounces of nitrogen*
Wool production cannot be exhaustive itt
?ts drains uoon the land.
A plant has been discovered In Sout&
America which possesses strong electrical
properties. On breaking a twi? a shock
is felt, and a compass is affected at a dis*
tance of some feet from it. Birds and
insects carefully avoid it.
uunng eignteen ascents or loity mountains.
from 5.000 to 6.500 feet in height. .
M. Vernet has made a number of physio^
logical observations on himself. He findi
that the strong exertion, both in mount*
ing and descending, caused an average
rise in bodily temperature of about three
degrees; a rise in the pulse from about
seventy-five to eighty-three in a minute;
and increase in respiration from about
twenty-one to twenty-five in a minute.
In recent experiments the average y
crushing force resisted by red bricks was
6,830 pounds per square inch. They were
slightly cracked. Bricks supporting
about one-seventh of this load?or sixtythree
tons per square foot?have been accepted
as safe for high towers if still uncracked.
At the base of the tallest brick
structure in existence?the famous ehimney
of 420 feet in height at St. Rollox,
Glasgow?the pressure is calculated at
6,670 pounds per square foot.
Snow varies greatly in weight, according
to the condition of the atmosphere.
When very dry and "feathery," scarcely
anything is lighter than a handful of
snow. On an average it is found thdt
a cubic yard weighs about 187 pounds,
or about one twelfth of the weight of an
equal bulk of water. Ice is lighter than
water, but in nothing like the same pro- I portion;
and a certain quantity Of snow
would, on the average, weigh only about
one-eleventh of the same volume ol ice.
The reason of course lies in the greater . i.-.compactness
of the ice.
Some experimental yellow fever inoculations
by Dr. Charles Finley,of Havana,
have been made in a somewhat curious i
manner, a mosquito being caused first to
sting a yellow fever patient and then thei.
healthy subject. A mild form of the'.
disease resulted, which became more
severe when two mosquitos were employed
to convey the poison. Of eleven
cases of this inoculation, six were efficacious,
one doubtful, and four negative.
The period of incubation varied from fiveto
fourteen days, and the fever lasted, as
in the ordinary form, from five to twenty-one
days. Dr. Finley believes taat
the artificial yellow fever produced by
this method will effectively protect1
against the natural and dangerous foiro .
of the disease. >
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Big, Little, an4 Funny Fish.
A silver quarter of a dollar was found
in the intestines of . a trout recently '.'V'.
caught near Virginia City, Nev.
For a mile about the depot at Cumberland,
Me., fish recently fell in showers.
They were the 6ize of smelts, and were- .
tfllcpn frnm the bav in a watersDOiit.
A monstrous eel was recently captured?^
by Dr. Bullock, of Hartford, while taking
an overland trip from stream to
stream. It was four feet long and weighed
seven and one-half pounds.
A cyclone is alleged to have lifted from;
its bed in the Gulf of California a beauteous
sea star and to have landed it in
St. Louis. It fell directly in front of tha;.
residence of Mrs. General Smyth, who
picked it up.
The government ponds at Amsterdam,
Holland, are to be stocked with American
eels. In the tank at Fulton market
the eels were found strong enough totackle
terrapin and turtles that occupied
the tank with them.
Report says that a large fat duck, with,
no injury except a bite on the neck, was .
recently found in the stomach of a codfish
that weighed thirty-seven pounds.
There was also in the stomach another y
cod fifteen inches long.
A. B. Bidwell caught near Prattsville,
Big Meadows, Cal., the largest trout ever
taken in- that locality. It was an old
timer, and held the "broken piece of a
large set hook embedded in his jaw. It
weighed fifteen pounds, and wad ^thirty
inches long. x
A fish two and one-half inches long
was taken out of an oyster by David A.
Edsall, of this city. The fish was bleached
white, and apparently dead. The meat
of the oyster had been crowded to one ' "
side to make room for its strange fellow.
When placed in water the fish revived.?
New York Sun.
Fingers and Forks.
Mrs. Emily Innes, in her book on tie
Chersonese, gives the following defence
of fingers versus forks, made by a native
rajah. He argued against the use of
forks and spoons as being "such a dirty
practice. We say to ourselves, 4What do
I know of the history of this fork? it has
been in a hundred, perhaps a thousand,
mouths; perhaps even in the mouth of
my worst enemy. This thought is very
repulsive to us. 'But,'said I, 'the fork
is thoroughly cleaned, or ought to be,
every time it is used, first with soap and
water, then with plate-powder. 'Ought
to be; quite so; but how do you know
that your servant does not shirk his
work? If you have a lazy servant you
are liable to eat with a fork that has not
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been tnorougiiiv cieaneu; wui-ri-w, x
know that my fingers are clean, for I
wash them myself before eating. They
are quite as clean as the cleanest fork,
and they have two great advantages over '
it?one, that they have never been in any
ane's mouth but my own, and another .
that they are never lost, or mislaid or
stolen! They are always at haud when
Dne wants them!' "
Teaching a Dog.
Miss Catherine Rae explained in a recent
chit-chat 011 science in Aberdeen,
Dver the sea, the way in which she got a
3og, within three weeks, to ring a bell.
She began by letting "Tiny" smell the
bone of a mutton chop, and then tied the
bone to the string of the bell. At first
l,Tiny"' was in a great tremor, but by
taking her kindly and stroking her,
>hc found that she could induce her to
pull at the bone and so ring the bell.
After that she tied a small piece of
' ? 1 *?
wood to the string;, out tne (K>g woum
Qot pull it. At last she pulled her gently
back until the bell rang, and in this
tvay in the short course of three weeks,
rv ith not more than one or two lessons a
lay, the dog would go and ring the bell
by being told?" 'Tiny,' go and ring the
tjell." At the end of three weeks she
^ave an evening party, and during the
jvening they were all electrified by the
sudden and violent ringing of the bell.
' Tiny" had been neglected to be inlulged
with any tid-bit, and htid taken
:his means of lecciving attention.?C'hicajo
Herald.
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