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BY THE LOWER MISSISSIPPI.
The king of rivers has a dolorous shore,
A dreadful dominion of cypress trees,
A pray bird rising forevermore,
And drifting away toward the Mexican
. seas;?
A lone bird seeking lor some lost mato,
So dolorous, lorn and desolate.
The shores are gray as the sands are gray;
And gray are tho trees in their cloaks of
n\oss;?
That gray bird rising and drifting awav
Slow dragging its weary long legs across?
So weary, just over the gray wood's brink;
It wearies one, body and soul, to think.
These vast gray levels of cypress wood,
The" gray soldiers' grave; and so, God's
: ' , will?
These cypress trees' roots are still running
Wood;
The smoke of battle in their mosses still?
: ,i That gray bird wearily drifting away
Was startled soma long-sinco battle day.
?Joaquin Miller, in the Current.
THE LUCKY SHOT.
"Very wet day, sir," said the cheery
-lioat^Of the "Traveler's Rest," as he: assisted
nic to take oil my heavy riding
coat.v \
"Yerjwet, indeed." I replied. "I'^e
had mv sliare of it during my thirty
miles ride to-day."
Mine host conducted me to a r"om
with a cheery lire burning in the grate,
and having,bpen served with a good hot
supper, 1 began to feel more comfortable.
I drew my chair up to the tire, encased
my feet in a pair of ea-y slippers and
filled my pipe preparatory to a- quiet
smoke, when I was disturbed by the entrance
of my host.
"Won't you join the company in the
next room, sir? "We have a social ciub
he!d here twice a week, jind perhaps
they may amuse you during the evening."
"With pleasure," I replied. So, taking
my pipe I followed my
landlord into the large room, which was
almost filled with a numerous company.
At the moment of my entrance they were
listening with evident satisfaction to a
story to.d by que of the r number. My
host briefly introduced me, and I took a
chair close to the story-teller, and prepared
to enjoy my smoke.
''Now, Mr. White you must begin
your story again, in honor of the gentleman.
So Mr. White recommenced.
" You must know, gentlemen," he began,
''that the scene of my tale lies in
Australia, just about the time of the gold
fever there."
Thr> tnnna r>f siipnlfpr'a vnirr> sppmpfl
familiar to me, auil I gave him a searching
look. What did I see? The lobe of
his left car was missing. I half started
from my seat, upsetting a glass at my
elbow, and startling the company generally.
"Ibeg pardon, gentlemen; a sudden
spastn?that is all!" I stammered out.
"It is the same man," I soliloquized.
I was supplied with a fresh glass, and
Mr. White resumed:
" Well, I was only a young iellow at
the time, and got bitten by the goid fever
like many other people beside. Every
paper contained daz/.liug accounts 61.the
riches to be found in that far-oil land, so
at la.'.t I-'made up my mind to go and try
mv luck. When I told Mary, she cried.*
" and tried to dissuade me. but it was of
no use; I was determined; and soon after
left home for London, where I entered
my name on the books as a steerage
passenger on board the clipper-built
liner,'Australasia:"
"Mary was his sweetheart," inter1.
? ruptcd my left-hand neighbor.
F "I well remember the day we sailed.
.^ Th.e scene at the docks was very alleging.
Husbands were parting from wives,
brothers from sisters, fathers from children,
young fellows from their swect
hearts, and I was not sorry when the tug.
towed us out to sea. We were a motley
company. .There were representatives of
all classes?laborers, mechanics, broken
down lawyers, students, clerks, and a
sprinkling, too, of" the hangers an about
town, and even a couple of Methodist
ministers. All were iroinc to try their
fortunes in the New Eldorado. We hud
. had. very good weather during our voyage,
and I suffered but little from sea-sick fieas:.
I made many acquaintances, but
there was one man 1 took an aversion to.
He was called Wapping Bill. lie was a
tall, broad shouldered fellow with a great
shock of red h;iir and a close cropped
beard; a pair of small ferret like eyes
that seemed to vanish beneath his shaggy
" eyebrows when any one addressed him,
' and an expression that showed him to ue
the reverse of a quiet and respectable
man.
"In due time we arrived at Melbourne.
It was then a mere co.lection of wooden
housesfcnd hastily thrown-up shanties.and
was peopled bv representatives from nearly
all"civilized nations on the face of the
earth. Twenty of us formed a party,
bought some tools, and proceeded
to the diggings on foot. Arriving
there, we bought claim?, and set to work
to unearth the long-talked of gold. My
chum was a steady-going young fellow,
called Sandy?a Scotchman. We dug a
*haft, hauled up the gold-bearing earth,
and washed it in a large box with plates
full of holes. '1 he water washed away
the eatih, leaving the gold in the form
of nuggets and dust on the plates. For
a week or so we found little or nothing,
and my golden dreams began to wane.
Then one morning Sandy gave a shout
of joy, and hastily.ascending the shaft,
I saw in the cradle several nuggets of
pure gold. I was half mad with delight,
and for the rest of the day I worked
with the energv of two men. Heforc
nightfall we had more than twenty oun
ces of small nuggets and dust. We i
stitched It up in sma 1 canvas bags, and I
hid i' for safety in the lloor of the tent. |
\\ewent on this way for months, then
our claim began to give out.
t; ~~ "Just about this time a convoy was
going to Mc.l>ournc to take some gold to
y?the baDk there. We therefore agreed to
send some of ours to be deposited in the
bank and get notes in exchange. When
we got to the place of starting I was j
surprised to see, among the mounted |
troopers forming the escort, my shockhculul
voyager. I mentioned my distrust
of Tnm to my chum; and in
consequence we only sent half of the
intended quantity. The fellow evidently
knew I distrusted him, for when I went
up with our parcel he gave a malicious i
look that boded me no good. The |
escort numbered about ten or fifteen wellarmed
tro >pers, with a four-horse wagon,
and they left early in the morning for |
their destination. We gave them three*:
ringing cheers at the boundaries of the j
camp, and wished them a safe return. I I
had a singular forboding that I had seen
the last of my gold, but I mentioned my |
fears to none but my chum.
"The day following I went to Mat \
Dui n's drinking hut?a place frequented j
by the lucky finders and loafers?to hear .
the day's news. The saloon was full of !
diggers. Some were discussing the day's i
finds; others were playing poker, the
stakes being nuggets of dust; the major- j
ity were standing at the bar drinking '
and smoking. I oalled for a drink, |
filled a short cutty, and took a seat
among the card-players.
" Well, Tom, how's your luck?" said
a broad shouldered Yorkstiireman who
had come over with me.
" 'Very poor at present,' I replied.
44'Have a hand then, man; winning
dust at poker is better than digging.' |
"1 joined the game and played a while.
At last one of the players threw up his
hand and said he was cleaned out; so,
thinking it might be my turn soon, I
stopped. 1 finished my glass and prei.?
t..?4. ?? r * ;
p?vu iu tcu>c uu i uuiu. tiusb as 1 pui ,
to the door a burly digger came rushing I
in, almost upsetting me, and uttered the !
most ir.ghtful oaths. The entire saloon
" was in an uproar in an instant. Revolvers,
and knives were drawn, and a dozen ]
voic<\? shouted out, 'What's the matter!' j
" 'Matter enough!' cried the invading j
digirer, with another volley of expletives. I
yi'he escort's been attacked, and the gold '
is gone!'
"Words fail to describe the scene !
that ensued. Men swore, tore their hair, j
danced and raved like madmen. When '
the tumult was somewh t subsided, I
managed to make out that the wagon !
had been attacked in the dead of u'glit, j
by a party <>f armed rangers. A light j
had taken place, not a trooner had
been killed, an I the gold had been
taken. The attack had evidently been
prearranged. for lialf the troopers had
been drutrgect, ana were consequently
unable to light. Three of them were re
ported missing, Wapping Bill among
the number. 1 went oil to our tent and
told Sand}'. 'You're right about the
villain, but we'll be even with him yet.'
"We went back to the saloon, where
we found nearly a 1 the diggers asscm- !
bled, listening to an account of thcallair j
from one of the troopers. It appeared !
that shortly after leaving the camp the ;
axletree of the wagon broke, necess
tating a stoppage. JSight came on and
found them still delayed by the broken
wa^on. I'ain fell and some of thetroopers'took
a little spirits to keep out the
I
cold. About midnight the troopers who
were acting as sentries were alarmed by
the rush of half a dozen mounted bushrangers.
Thev ei.deavored to wake up
the others, but they were overpowered
and lastened to the trees. The contents
of the wagon were divided among the
gang, and thev soon rode olX followed by
Wapping Hill and the three troopers. In
the morning the bound troopers managed
to awake the others by their cries, and
then it was foimd by their condition
that the spirits must have been drugged,
hence their inability to offer any resistance.
"We held a hasty council and decided
to send to a station four miles away for
fresh troopers. By means of n fleet
messenger a search party was organized,
and they loft the camp two hours later,
preci-eded by the black trackers to point
out the trail. Luckily I managed to be
enrolled among the party, much to my
satisfaction. I had a score to settle with
Wapping Biil and I intended to give a
good account of him if we met. We
1 1 i 11
IlUIllDL'rt'U HYCUIV rcsuiuic. nvu-anutu i
fellows, carrying revolvers and knives, |
while the twelve troopers with us had I
rilles in addition.
"'"We proceeded first to the place of :
encounter. We found the wagon drawn !
off the track and overturned. The black !
tracker soon took up the trail and we went !
into the hush in Indian lile. Our prog- !
rcss was necessarily slow, but we were
quite t ;rtain of coming up with the
rangers at iast. We followed the blacks
for a couple of hours, then one of them
set up a warning cry, and we rushed forward.
In the center of an open glade
we saw the body of a man laid upon the
! ground. Scattered around were bits of
cauvas and grains of gold g ittercd in
the grass. Examining the body we recogLized
it to be a person some of us had
seen hanging about the camp for a few
j days previous to the starting of the
! escort. A small blue hole in his forehead
told what had happened. Evidently a
dispute had arisen among the rangers
and this poor fellow had been shot for
his obstinacy. We again took up the trail
and proceeded. The bush now became
less <ien?e, and we made greater progress.
Abcfut a mile further on one of the blacks,
who was some hundred yards ahead,
suddenly droped flat on the grass, and
gave us a warning signal. Advancing
cautiously to his side, we peered through
j the bushes. Down in a hollow were six
bushrangers, seated around a small fire.
Their horses were tethered near them, and
various packages were scattered about.
Our plans were soon laid. We made a
detour and completely surounded them.
I crept quietly through the underwood,
inteuding to reacn a tree, which gre v
about twenty yards from the fire of the
bushrangers. Suddenly a hand was laid
on my shoulder. I hastily turned and
saw a tall ranger close by my side. lie
grasped me by the collar, and presented
a revolver to my forehead.
" 'One sound and I'll blow your brains
out.' he hissed.
"Resistance was useless, so I submitted.
lie disarmed me, Hung mc on the
ground and fastened my hands behind
me with a cord he pulled from his pocker.
lie then went a few yards away to
warn the rangers, I suppose. I heard a
ringing cheer, shots, oaths, and the
usual noise of a hand-to-hand encounter.
Giviog a short and sudden wrench I got
loose and rushed forward to see the result
of the fight. Just as I advanced I
heard two shots fired almost simultaneously,
and a bullet just shaved my head.
I clapped my hand on my left ear.
Heaven! the lobe was shot away. Another
inch and I should have been killed.
44 'Rather a narrow shave, that,' said
one of the trooners, coming forward. 4I
just saw the fellow drawing a bead on
you when I dropped him.'
4'I went forward and found the victory
had been ours. Three of the rangers
had been shot down, one of them W'apping
Bill. Two were wounded, and lay
the ground, whilst one had escaped.
Judge Lynch soon settled the twi> prisoners.
"We recovered all our gold and made
preparations for our return. We gave
the dead a hasty burial, casing them of
course, of all valuables, etc. I found a
pocketbook on the body of my would-be
s ayer, and from it gleaned a full account
of the gang. From information therein
contained Sandy and I some weeks later
made a little expedition of our own to a
place in the bush, where we found quite
a collection of nupeets and dust?the
result of many months of a bushranger's
life. As it was impossible to restore the
treasure to its lawful owners we were
obliged to keep it. We returned to the
camp, und, in consideration of our successful
etforts. we received a share of the
gold. Some months later I left the
diggings, and returned home, married
Mary, and settled down here. I ought
to add that I gave the trooper
who. so bravely saved my life
an old silver ring to wear for my sake.
I have never seen him since: but if ever
1 do, he shall be welcomed as a king.
Such, gentlemau, is the story of the
'Lucky Shot.'"
The hearty thanks rf the company
were devoted to Mr. White for his story,
and the company drank the trooper's
health.
"You neves saw him after?" I asked
Mr. White.
"Never, sir."
"Could you recognize him if you were
to see him?'' I asked.
" an't say; he may have altered considerably;
but I should recognize the
ring immediately.
"Then is that it?" said I, putting out
my right hand, on the little linger of
which was the identical ring.
"It is; and you are Jack Fox?"
"I am; and I am exceedingly glad to
meet an old friend once more."
Loud were the exclamations of joy at
this disclosure. I accepted Mr. White's
invitation 10 stay wun mm ior a snon
time, and I must admit that I spent some
very happy hours in "The Traveler's
Rest." J
Beauties of Madagascar.
Lieutenant Shufeldt, of the United
States navy, who recently crossed
Madagascar from cast to west, accomplishing
what few white men and no
American had done before, said in a recent
lecture about the island and his explorations
there:
".Madagascar is the third largest island
on the globe. Its area covers 2o0,000
square miles; being 1,000 miles long,
and averaging in breadth 230 to 400
miles. It is four times the size of CIreat
Britain. The interior eives the observer
a potent sense or silent and majestic
vastness. It exhibits some of the grandest
specimens of nature's handiwork,
consisting of mountain peaks, plains and
forest cataracts and waterfalls. Around
the area coast stretches a dense be.t of
tropical fo/est, the home of malarias and
deadly fever; the abiding place of savage
and barbarous people, and of richly
plumed birds. The chief river, the
Sizebouge, is the size of the Ohio, and
shows some of the most magnificent
scenery in the world, thunderous waterfalls
and cataracts bordered by primeval
forests."
The speaker said he thought this river i
would prove navigable and migiit be
made the highway for the products of i
the interior, ebony, sngar, rice, and
other articles of commerce, in quantities
sufficient to make it "the El Dorado of
the Eastern seas." The climate he described
as variable. In the interior it is
equable and temperate, frequently reminding
one of a New. England autumn,
but about the sea coast it is always warm
and unwholesome. He estimated the
popu ation at ."J.TOU.OOU, embracing many
races of men varying in color, physique
and civilization. The principal tribe,
the Ilovas, are men of Malay origin,
with fair complexiou, bright and spark
imH ?' ' UU3U3, iiUUIULllU^
about 1)00,000, and far in advance of the
rest of the inhabitants in intelligence
and the arts of civilization. The women
are often handsome. Some of these advantages
can be attributed to climate,
the region inhabited by them averaging
4.550 feet above the sea level, and affording
a bracing atmosphere. Next in
importance and intelligence he placid
the Betsileo tribe, the nun possessing
lithe and active frames, but the women,
unlike the Ilova women, are seldom or
never handsome. The Barra people, in
the southern part of the island, are dis- I
tinguished by their lack of ennobling j
qualities. The morality of the Barra, j
said Lieutenant Shuleldt, mijrht thus be i
summed up: "Give me my gun and m.> !
spear, my rum and my wives, and my j
oxen; let me steal, plunder and destroy
everybody; let nobody molest me, and I j
care not who is my king."
The Origin of "Chowder."
The French Canadians cook nearly I
everything they eat in the "chaudiere'' j
?from this word comes, it is claimed, j
our appetizing "chowder." There arc j
some falls near the city of Ottawa, in j
Canada, which are callcd the "Chaudiere"
from their resemblance to a
??? The
Druggixt estimates that annual
production of canned goods in the !
United States equals 500,000,000 pack- j
ages, or ten for every person. 1
THE CURSE OF GU1TEAU.
PBOKOTTNCET) BY THE ASSASSI*
UPON THE SCAFFOLD.
Iffcw 1L0 people Who Were Proml?
'hem at lite Trial Prosper I nder the
Legacy.
For some weeks past, says a "Washington
letter in the Chicago Xeios,a paragraph
hns been floating about the country setting
forth the fact that Guiteau's curse
which lie pronounced upon the scaffold
has fallen with baneful effect upon a
number of those who were connected
with his trial and execution. Last evening
the Ac-s correspondent directed the
attention of General Crocker, the warden
of the jail, to the article, and asked him
how much truth there was in the statement.
'it is utterly without foundation.
and is as flimsy and unsubstantial
a tigment of the imagination as could
well be devised," replied the general.
"There were probably fifty persons
more or less directly connected with
Guiteau's imprisonment. Nineteen of
these were the guards and prison attaches
were Guitcau was confined. Twelve were
members of the jury, and the remainder,
including Judge Cox, were otlicers of
the court, government counsel, and otht
ers. Three of these gentlemen have died
since the hanging of Guiteau, but when
j it is remembered that most of these peopic
were men of middle age or even
older, it is a matter of surprise that so
few should in the course of nature have
passed away. Policeman Fowler has
iicen mentioned as one upon whom the
curse has fallen with particular violence.
Fowler was killed a few months ago by
a prisoner whom he was attempting to
arrest. As a maticr of fact, he had no
more to do with the trial than any of a
dozen newspaper men who were present
from day to day. He was sometimes detailed
for duty at the court room, but
beyond that he had no connection whatever
with the proceedings. Dr. Noble
Young, the jail physician, who died recently,
is another victim. Dr. Young
died calmly in his bed at the advanced
age of eighty-two years, and the only
wonder is that he lived so long, as he
had been a constant sufferer from kidney
troubles for the past decade. The
last of these alleged unfortunates is juror
I'ctt'bone, but as you may remember,
Pitti )one was sick during the course of
tne trial, ana a postponement uauucu
several times on his account. Ilis death,
wh'ch followed a few months later, can
hardly be coupled with any curse Guiteau
might have uttered."
"Docs it not appear to you, general,"
interrupted the correspondent, "that, so
far from the people who surrounded
Guitcau being curscd, the very opposite
proves to be the case?"
"That is the very suggestion I was
going to make. Colonel Corkhill, the
United States district attorney who had
charge of the case, has fallen heir within
the past eighteen months to a fortnne
variously estimated at from $70,000 to
$100,000, and is to-day more prosperous
and wealthy than ever before. His
assistants, Messrs. Davidge and Porter,
are well and happy and enjoy a large
practice in this city and New York.
Sergeant Mason, who attempted to kill
Guiteau by tiring into his cell and in fact
narrowly missing the assassin, is living
in peace and retirement on his farm in
Virginia, purchased with the $7,000 contribution
which was raised by voluntary
subscription during his confinement in
the Albany penitentiary. Prior to this
Mason had drawn a salary of $17 a
month as an under-senieaot in the regular
army, while his wife had helped support
the family by taking in washing and
performing other menial services. They
are rich to-day beyond their wildest
expectations. Hut for Guiteau they
f.frlll lnrin? n linnrl.fn.mnntli
existence. Mill Jones, the avenger, as
he was facetiously called, who, in a
drunken frolic, also attempted Guiteau's
life, pursues his vocation as a
farmer just across the Maryland border,
aud finds great comfort in the
thought that his name will be linked
with that of the assassin of Garfield
by the historian of future ages. The
eleven jurymen who survive Mr. Pettibone
are ail leading contented and peaceful
lives, and the same may be said of
the prison attaches. Perry Carson, the
tall, good-looking negro who drove tbe
prison van from the jail to the courthouse,
became a figure of such importance
during the trial that his admiring
colored friends of the district sent him
as a de egatc to the Republican convention
at Chicago* lie is now the proprietor
of a flourishing litjuor saloon near
the Pennsylvania avenue railway station,
and has a substantial sum to his credit in
one of the local savings b;:nks. lie
never probably earned $50 a month before
the shooting.
Mrs. Garfield, as you know, is worth
half a milion of dollars. President
Arthur has lived to finish his term as
chief magistrate. So you sec there's
nothing in Guitcau's curse. The people
who fell under his displeasure seem to
have prospered, while, so far as I am
able to judge, it has injured no one."
"What disposition of Guiteau's body
was made?"
General Crocker, who had been talking
with great glibness, began pulling his
beard neivously, and when ho replied
did so with evident embarrassment.* "I
can't answer that question." he replied.
" Why not? Is there any mystery
connected with it?"
"There are but two other people in
the world who know the place of Guiteau's
burial. There are reasons why it
should be kept a secret."
'But his skeleton is said to be on
exhibition at the medical museum?"
"If people choose to believe so, that
don't prove its correctness, does it?"
"No; but why should you object to
enlighten men?"
"-Men at Washington, higher and
mightier than I, desired that the s.cret
of his grave should die with those of us
who performed the interment. I do not
think the exact place of his burial will
ever be known to another living soul."
There was the same mystery about
John Wilkes Booth's last resting place.
Years afterward it was discovered that
he had been buried in the basement of
the United States arsenal, where the remains
had been deposited in quick-lime
and almost entirely destroyed. Within
recent years the few bones that remained
were disinterred at his brother
Edwin's request, and now rest in the
family vault of the Booths at the cemetery
in Baltimore.
A 3Ian's Frame Reduced to Soli
Bone.
A peculiar case, and one of great interest
to the medical profession, is desdribed
herewith. It is that of Jonathan
Bass, of Lcwiston, ab<. ut fifty years
old, who has been alllicted with anchylosis
lor thirty-six years, and "whose
joints are now all immovable and his
frame reduced to solid bone. For twentyseven
years he has reclined upon an invalid's
bed, without th;- ability to move,
and has been blind since from constant
use of his eyes to read during his
enforced confinement. llis disease
started in 1848, when he was a young
lad eighteen years of age, living in Lockport.
He did more or less work until j
1837, constantly growing worse, until
that year he was placed upon an inva
lid's bed, where he now lies, and,
in fact, which ho has never
left since that time. He fed himself,
however, until 18(15, when his jaws like
his other joints, became set and imniov
able, and he has since been led witn a
spoon. He has a very hearty appetite,
eats almost everything, and has a good
digestion, lie also converses easily- and
intelligently upon all subjects with which
he is acquainted.
Every point is now perfectly ancliylosed,
or grown into solid bone, and I119
backbonf is rigidly fixed, his arms arc
set at his side, and only five inches
round at their largest part, while his
lees are solid bone, eight and onohalf
inches round at the thigh. The
bones of his lingers and toes have become
absorbed, however, and have disappeared,
leaving the flesh soft and plustic.
He only weighs seventy pounds.
Ilia vital organs are in good order, and
he may live"for several years to come.
Doctors say this is a case without comparison
in this or any other couq*ry.?
Loci jfort (iV. Y.) Journal.
Trees and Lightning.
Professor Tyndall, in a recent lecture
on electricity, produced the clothes of a
man who was takiug ref.ige under a tree
when it was struck by lightning. I*. was
a foolish thinir, he observed, to go under
a tree duriD^ an electric storm, unless a
person stood some distance from the
trunk. In this particular case, however,
the man's clothes were very wet, and,
though thev were very much torn, they
formed a sufficiently trood conductor for
the lightning, and he escaped with his
life. Had his raiment been dry he would
inevitably have been killed. Produc ng
the inan'i boo:s, the lecturer pointed out
that the uppers were torn to pieces by
the electric fluid in its anxiety to reach
the earth: but the 6ole, into the construction
of which iron largely entered
in the shape of hobnails, formed a good
conductor and was not hurt.
SCIENTIFIC AND INDUSTRIAL.
To recent progress in Fanitary science
Sir Joseph Tayrer, formerly surgeon-general
of the army in India, attributes the
fact that England's death-rate has decreased
during the present century from
forty in the thousand to twenty in the
thousand.
A mountain explorer just returned from
Asia states that during a four months'
residence at a heiijhth of more than 15,
000 feet above the sea his pulse, normally
sixty-three beats per minute, seldom fell
below one hundred beats per minute, and
his respirations were often twice as
numerous as at ordinary levels.
After many years of experimenting, a
German chemist claims to have succeeded
at last in coating instantaneously all the
ordinary metals and their alloys with a
thin film of brass, which can be varied
in color. lie uses only a single battery
cell, and obtains at will solid deposits of
various hues and brilliancy.
Transfusion of blood has been successfully
tried in the collapse of cholera by
a member of the Paris Faculty of liiedi
cine. The patient, who was moribund
when the remedy was tried, recovered
from the death coma in a few minutes,
and, from the moment of the
transfusion spontaneously and rapidly
improved. Human blood was employed
in the case; but experiments arc to be
made with the blood of domestic animals,
particularly sheep and cattle.
According to the novel computation of
a German histologist, who has been calculating
the aggregate cell forces of the
human brain, the cerebral mass is composed
of at least 300,000,000 of nerve
cells, each an independent body, organism
and microscopic brain, so far as concerns
its vital relations, but subordinated
to a higher purpose in relation to the
function of the organ, each living a separate
life individually, though socially
subject to higher law of function. The
life term of a nerve cell he estimates to
be about sixty days, so that 5,000,000 die
every day, about 200,000 every hour and
nearly 2,500 every minute, to be succeeded
by an equal number of their
progeny; while once in (.very sixty days
a man has a totally new brain.
Beside the vast quantities of solid particles
which arc washed from the land
into the sea?reducing the height of the
entire Mississippi basin at the estimated
rate of one foot in G,000 years?much
matter is dissolved by the water, and
carried away in a stato in which it ordinarily
escapes notice. From data furnished
by the Mississippi, the La Plata,
the Amazon and the St. Lawrence, Mr.
T. Mellard Iieadc, an English ffteologist,
who has devoted much attention to the
chemical denudation of the earth's surface,
has calculatcd that the whole
American continent is losing in this way
au average of 100 tons per square mile
each year. Similar results have been
obtained for Europe, leading Mr. Iieadc
to infer that the whole of the land draining
into the Atlantic Ocean from America^
Africa, Europe and Asia contributes
matter in solution, which, if reduced to
rock at two tons to the cubic yard,
would equal one cubic mile every six
years.
Royal Fruit of the li-Chl Tree.
Its history dates from 140 B. C., when
the Emperor Wati endeavored to introduce
it from Anam, its native habitat,
into his garden at Chang-an. Hundreds
of plants were brought to China for many
successive years, but they all failed to acelamatize,
and it was found useless to
make any further efforts. This fact,
however, only increased the value of
li-chi, which in 200 B. C. was sent as a
tribute from Anam to the Emperor-Kaotsu
at a frightful cost of human life. As
the fruit only keeps fresh for ten days at
the most, and it was necessary that it
reached Chang-an in good condition, relays
of men were required to run at full
! Iionr^irr n Innrl nf li-nlli. Jind in
o ~ 1
this forccd travel the majority of them
broke down through sunstroke. by
day and the attacks of serpents, and
wild beasts by night. In the middle
of the eighth century the Princess
Wang, whose appetite forli-chi was
unappeas.tble, established a ponv express
and this also was carried out at a great
sacrifice of horseflesft The Princess
Wang was not peculiar in her liking for
li-chi, for although the medical men of
the time considered them as heating,
persons have been known to eat a thousand
a day. The poet Su Tung-po, who
was in exile a; Caiiton, allowed himself
the moderate quantity of 300 per diem,
and wrote a poem in their favor, declaring
tnat the} were delicious enough to
reconcile a man to eternal banishment;
moreover, it is stated in the "Genii Hecords"
that there was individuals who
from having attained immortality by us-.
ing its flowers and fruits, are called lichi
genii. Kohung, a great authority
among the Taoist philosophers, piaised
it unceasingly as a "marrow tonic," but,
notwithstanding his constant use of it,
he died at ei;hty-one under some tin
certainty, as to whether he had
become a li-chi genus or not. Perhaps
some of these attributes may be accounted
for by the fact that the li-chi tree does
not come to maturity until it is fifty years
old, but, once begun, it will continue to
bear fruit for 500 years, while its timber
keeps sufficiently sound for use for nearly
1,000 years. With such virtues, one
ought scarcely to speak of its minor good
dualities, which are of value in hastening
.^mall-pox pustules, and as a tropical
application for boils, swellings and toothI
oitkn Tf io Gin in tint* in lta h.'lhiN nf
Ab iO oiu^uiMk ?u
I growth, being found in China growing
I on the hills in Kwangsi and in the plains
in Kwang-tung, but in all casea at a distance
from water. For the first tive years *
it requires to be protected from cold,
being remarkably sensitive to frost and
electricity, which is very prejudicial to
it, so much so that a thunder storm will
cause the flowers and fruit to be small.
It is singular tha* when the fruit is cut it
should at once be taken from the tree,
otherwise the birds and bats will make a
clean sweep of it, although they will not
touch it as long as it remains upon the
tree uncut.?North China ller<tld.
Strange Results of Duels.
One of thermost singular feats of dueling
is the fact that the lives of the combatants
having not unfrequently been
saved by articles carried on the person.
The life of Broderick, of California, was
once save by the ball of his antagonist
striking his watch, while we have tuc 1
oratories of Handel because the sword of
his antagonist broke on a coat button.
The fighting Irishmen, McNally and
Harrington, once fought, and the bullet
of one was turned aside by the suspender
buckle of the other, while the second
bullet-lodged in a paper of gingernuts in
the pocket of the first man. Another
Irishmen fighting with Harrington had
his life preserved by a brooch which he
wore, in which the ball lodged, while
liochefort was spared for years to abuse
his political enemies by the accident of
having a five-franc piece in his vest
pocket. But perhaps the most singular
result ever known in a duel was that
achieved by two French gentlemen
named Pierrot and Arlequin, who at the
word fired together, and each succeeded '
in killing the other's second. "What an |
escape!"' cried a spectator, though the j
seconds had both fallen dead. But it
may be safely allirmcd that the friends of
the seconds did not look on the matter
in this accommodating way, and much
trouble ensued, though linallv the whole
affair was dropped and no further fighting
resulted from so unlucky a duel.
Italian Barber Shops.
One of those curious sights, and few
? *" rnmoiniiwr in lliwl n 1/ill <T
time, tbat still remind the foreign visitor
that Home, if the capital of a new kingdom,
still retains some few touches of the
native life of medhvval Italy, may he
seen on Sunday outside the Porta Angelica.
There bv the roadside on the
yiound that rises above the town ditch a
peripathetic barber sets up his establishment
and waits for his customers. That
establishment is of the simplest character.
Half a dozen chairs, a couple of
assistants with their razors, straps,
.brushes, soap and basins, one lit tic lookinir-jrlass
about six inches square and the
needful umbrellas in case of rain. The
customers are all cunttidini? countrymen
who c:ime in from the wild Campa^na to
buy their weekly supply of <rroceries. to
hear the news and to i-pend what surplus
their small wages can afford. Shaving
is to them a rare joy, and they set about
it with a deliberation worthy of the
event. The coat is carefully taken oil
and folded. The customer then has a
good look in the glass at his stubby fa-je
and then submits himself to the razor.
The barber performs with that skill and
rapidity born of long practice which one
admires in the dentist at the fair who
draws teeth wholesale at a shilling each,
with a reduction on a quantity. With a i
plensant smile the countryman rises from j
his cha'r, compares his smooth, clean i
chin with its former state, drops his '
penny into the cash box and goes on his I
way rejoicing. . '
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THE MANIAS OF MADMEN.
THE MANY STRANGE POEMS OF XLLUSXONAL
INSANITY.
A TIcdical Export's Experience?Sonio
Ropreacnia'ivo Case*?Ejects of
Soliiary Confinement.
"Illusional insanity! Why, certainly
there is such a thing," said Dr. D. D.
Richardson to a Philadelphia Times reporter.
"Nothing more certain. And
no species of insanity is more easily or
more commonly feigned. At the same
time the subjects of that variety of mania
are often the most difficult to prove
insane. I remember the ca.-e of a m m
named Frank Devlin who was brought
tu me. llis family assured me he was
insane. I had him in my charge for
several days, but failed to discover nis
weak point until one day his son, I think
it was, came to me and told me that
Devlin had invented an infernal machine
with which he hoped to blow up the
house in which an objectionable neighbor
lived.
"Now, this neighbor lived in the same
house as Devlin did, and was his own
lodger. I questioned him about this
story. He told me that the neighbor
was in & conspiracy with his (Devlin's)
wife, and that when he paid her for his
weekly board she fjave it to him bacK,
and so robbed her husband. Mrs. Devlin
was quite an old woman and was held
in good estimation among the neighbors,
but ihey could none of them believe in
Devlin's insanity.
"Consequently their indignation at his
confinement becamo so troublesome to
her that she took him home. He had
not been home a week when one evening
the lodger was shutting up the shutter,
and Devlin, who was sitting on the steps,
drew a pistol and shot him through the
heart. When his trial came olf 1 had to
testify. He called me to the dock and
whispered:
" 'Now, don't you try to prove me insane,
because I am not, you know.'
" 'But they will hang you it I don't.'
"'Oh, no. they won't; it was necessary
to rid the earth of such a man; they
won't hang me.'
"Well, he was found insane, of course,
and was sent, I think, to Norristown.
To show how this kind of insanity may
be feigned, the case of Solomon Squires
will do for an example. He followed
his wife to church and shot her in the
back. Insanity was set up as a plea,
but he was sentenced to death.
mi-oitinnr flio PVPPtl fifin of
his sentence hi3 friends did all
they could to procure a commutation.
In the meantime he pretended to be suffering
from melancholia, refused food,
read his Bible from morning till night,
and went through all the usual symptoms.
Ilis sentence was commuted. On
the day that the news was brought to
him he was sitting in the corner of his
cell reading, when the warder said:
"'Squires, your sentence is commuted.'
"lie jumped up, flung the Bible to the
other end of the cell, aud danced a jig
with delight.
" Td sooner spend two lives in a penitentiary,'
lie cried, 'than be hanged.'
"Emotional insanity is a common
cause of murder. I remember a case of
a man named Thayer. He had been
three times confined for mania-a-potu,
and was an habitual drunkard. For this
reason his wife left him and went to live
with her brother. One evening Thayer
went to the house, asked her if she would
return to him, and on receiving a reply
in the negative shot her through the
head. He was dazed and stupid when
taken to the police station, and showed
no consciousness of having committed a
crime. His former employer was at
first much incensed against him, as were,
indeed, the whole public.
"Before he was brought up for trial,
however, his employer, who had reflected
on the case, and in consideration of former
services, and remembering many little
occasions when his actions had sug
gested some brain disorder, decided to
procure the best counsel possible to defend
him.
" I was a witness. The prisoner was
found insane and acquitted. His old
employer did all he could fur him, sent
him to Cuba and found work for him
there. But he was of no use; his brain
was quite gone. After a while he found
his way to Hoston, where he died of dementia
in a hospital.
"Solitary confinement and the dark
cell? Yes, sometimes it is productive of
insanity, but in how many instances does
the insanity exi?t before the criminal is
confined? That is where the difficulty
exists in making a diagnosis for a jury.
A physician may be perfectly convinced
of the insanity of the criminal but the absence
of proof renders him incapable of
convincing the jury.
"The causes of insanity ace varieJ,
and the origin of the causes are equally
varied and obscure. A genuine lunatic
does not like to be thought one, but
careful questioning and patient observation
will discover the weak place in nine
cases out of ten.
"In the tenth case the cleverest and
most skilful observer is often baflled, until
by some accident frequently the patient
develops the necessary symptoms
which goes to prove the wanting element
in his or her mental organ."
Artificial Stones.
The- ruby and sapphire have been
closely imitated by Fremy and Fcil, two
French chemists, and the chief interest
in this process is the fact that the artificial
stones possess e-sentially the chemi
cal composition of the - real ones. To
produce this, equal weights of alumina
and red lead are heated to a red heat in
an earthenware crucible. A vitreous
substance is formed, which consists of
silicate of lead and crystals of white
corundum. To convert this corundum
into the artificial ruby it is nccessary to
fuse if with about two per cent, of bichro
mate of potassium, while, to obtain the
sapphire, a little oxide of cobalt and a
very small quantity of bichromate of
potassium must be employed. The
stones so produced possess at least very
T>early the hardness of the real stones, as
they scratch both quartz and topaz. The
French "paste," which imitates the diamond
so closely, is a peculiar kind of
glass, the manufacture of which was
brought to a great degree of perfection
some fifty years ago by Donault-Wicland,
of Paris. The finest quality of paste demands
extreme care in the choice of
materials and in melting, etc. The basis
of it, in the hands of the expert manufacturer
just named, was powdered rock
crj-stal or quartz. The proportions lie
took were six ounces of rock crystal,
nine ounces two drams of red lead, three
ounces three drams ot pure carbonate of
potash; three drams of lioracic acid and
six grains of white arsenic. The prod uct
thus manufactured was extremely beautiful,
but rather expensive, compared with
the prices now charged for artificial
jewels. It has never been surpassed in
brilliancy, but of late years the greater
purity of the potash and lead oxide used,
and the improvements in the furnaces
and methods of heating them, have all
tended to reduce the price of the "diamonds"
thus manufactured.?Chamber* a
Journal.
Facts Worth Knowing.
There arc 2,750 languages.
A square mile contains (HO acres.
A barrel of rice weighs (500 pounds.
The average human life is 1)1 years.
The first steel pen was made in 18:30.
A barrel of Hour weighs 18(5 pounds.
A barrel of pork weighs 200 pounds.
A span is ten and seven-eighth inches.
A hand (horse measure) is four inches.
Watchos were first constructed in 147(5.
A storm moves thirty-six miles per
hriiir
The first lucifer match was made in
1829.
The value of a ton of silver is $37,704.
81.
A hurricane moves eighty miles per
hour.
The first iron steamship was built in
1830.
Modern needles first came iuto use in
154.1).
Coaches were first built in England in
15G!). .
The first horse railroad was built in
1S2G-27.
One million dollars of gold coin weighs
3,G8.1 pounds avoirdupois.
Until 177(5 cotton-;;pinning was performed
by the hand-spinning wheel.
One million dollars of silver coin weighs
58.M20.U pounds avoirdupois.
The first complete sewing machine was
patented by Elias IIowc in 18-1(5.
Glass windows was first introduced
into Enprland in the eighth century.
Albert Durer gave the world a prophecy
of future wood engraving in 1527.
Measure 209 feet on each side and you
will have a square acre within an inch.
When we bccome exclusively absorbed
in one pursuit, however legitimate
it may be in itself, it draws the
mind and interests away from all other
things, and causes us to neglect them,
though some of them may be distinctly
defined duties as itself.
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SELECT SIFTINGS.
Humility and children go together in
Germany,, The usual formula for advertising
births in the papers is as follows:
We most humbly announce the birth of a
hardy boy. We most humbly announce
the birth of a fine boy and a lively girl.
The latest decorative stone is petrified
wood, of which a large deposit has reccntlo
been discovered in Mexico. The
trees are cut in layers like veneering, all
highly polished, and make marble tops
which are as useful as they are ornamental.
Boys on the edge of the Maine wilderness
earn pocket money by collecting
pruce gum. The business is so extensive
that agents are sent through the villages
to buy it. The first class article
sometimes brings the boys as much as $1
a pound.
At an egg eating match at Peterborough,
Canada, a short time since, one
man ate forty-one eggs and the other
forty. The eggs were raw and taken
from a basket in a grocery store. The
basket was emptied, and the winner said
lit; cuuiu uat a uu/-tu uiuil.
Of the 34,000 newspapers of the world
nearly 32,000 are published in Europe
and North America, leaving a little over
2,000 for all the rest of the world. South
America only issues sufficient to allow
each of its inhabitants three newspapers
a year?exhibiting the curious contrast
in this, as in all else, between the great
Northern and Southern continents.
In 1788 the captain of a vessel in
Boston seized three colored persons, took
them to the West Indies and sold them
there for slaves. The event caused the
legislature of Massachusetts to paso a
law to prevent the slave trade in that
State, and for granting relief to the families
of such persons as maybe kidnapped
or decoyed from the Commonwealth.
Swimming birds, which constitute
one-fourteenth of the entire class, form
one-half the whole number in Greenland.
As we approach the tropics the variety
and number of land birds increase. Those
of the torrid zone are noted for their
brilliant plumage, and the temperate
zones for their more sober hues but
sweeter voices. India and South America
are the richest regions. Hummers,
tanagers and orioles are restricted to the
New World. Parrots are found in every
continent except Europe, and woodpeckers
occur everywhere, save in Australia.
A Famous Inventor's Rise.
Tn a letter from Fargo, Dakota, to the
St. Paul Pioneer Press we find the following:
On the train from Bismarck to
this city I met J. P. Rossiter, who had
charge of all the Northern Pacific roll
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ing-SCOCK utjtweuu rurgu uuu uiuugwu.
Speaking ol electrical inventions and
improvements, Mr. Rossiter said he
knew Prof. Elisha Gray very well. "We
both worked at the same bench in a cabinet-maker's
shop in Oberlin, Ohio, in
1854. His genius was a part of his
birthright. 1 remember well his coming
to the shop one day with his face badly
cat by glass with which he had been experim<?Titing
in the mixture of chemicals.
We worked a year or two together, and
then Gray married Delia Shepherd, lknew
her well, and she lived only a mile west
of Oberlin. After that he moved on to
her mother's farm, and commenced peddliDg
milk and making butter. This he
continued until he demonstrated his inability
to make a profit, and succeeded in
compelling his mother-in law to mortgage
her farm and sacrifice her property,
whereupon he began the study of telegraphing
and of telegraph instruments,
something that he before knew nothing
about.
Two or three years he spent in fooling
with an old instrument, until his
poverty incrensed to such an extent
that his wife had to appeal to friends
and neighbors for the necessaries ot life.
For weeks'lie would hardly speakto her,
and the impression became prevalent
tha* he wa9 Hot in hi9 right mind. One
morning he returned from bis work-room
with a smile and said: "Delia, I've got
it," aud at once commenced a long dissertation
upon the advantages of "a
SClt-HQjUStlDg ncux. ou iiiuuuijjicuuu*
siblc were his statements to the uncomplaining
wife that she rushed of! to the
pastor of her church and confidentially
told him that her worst fears were now
confirmed, and there was no longer any
question of her husband's insanity.
"While appropriate action to be taken
in the case was being discussed Gray
slipped down to Cleveland, showed his
invention to some capitalists and manufacturers
and sold a half interest in the
same for 15250,000 cash before returning
home. When last I saw him he
was a millionaire, had traveled around
the world with his wife, and had taken
out his nineteenth patent.
The Power in the Snow.
Consider that the de/>th of snow has
re'ations not alone to fancy, but it is
also a worker. We send abroad to the
islands and the coast ol South America
to bring hither the stimulant that shall
kinrt'.e new life in the wasted soils and
bring forth new harvest, and yet from
the unsullied air snow brings down fertility.
In the. endless wastes that are
going on, exhaled gases, and from towns
and cities multiplied formB that arc
phantoms wandering in the sky, get
caught in the meshes of the snow, aramoniacal
gases, and various others are
brought down by it and laid upon the
soil. And it has become a proverb that
?U.. on/1 notx'.fnllpn 1Q the
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])00r man's manure. It gathers again
then the waste material of the earth,
whose levity carries it above and rain3
with e<]ual distribution overall the lands
that which brings back to them their
needed fertility. When the snow has
covered the garden and hedge, is it a
pall, is it a shroud or is it not swaddling
clothus? The old, abandoned stalk, the
brown and withered grass, no longer
comely, it puts them to rest and is indeed
a shroud. But underneath this is
goinej on those processes that ere long
shall bring forth all buds and all comely
bloom and all ripening things. Underneath
its twilight spring is preparing its
work, without sound- of wheel, without
stroke of hammer; more is going on under
the silent snow to-day and in the
coming weeks than in all the smithies,
than in all the factories, than in all the
dwellings or shops upon the earth. And
all the forces of nature, spring, winter,
summer, the thousands of forces whose
energy is irresistible, they all arc hidden.
The powers of God in the earth are all
silent wonderworkers.? llenry Ward
Beccher.
Diamond Cutting.
The form into which a diamond is cut
has great influence on its beauty and fire.
The two most common arc what are
callod the "brilliant" and the "rose," or
"rosette." The latter, so named from its
similarity to an unopened rosebud, was
one of the earliest forms in use, and is
applied generally to the cheaper kinds of
stones.
It is a sort of pyramid, with a flat base,
and inclined facets, terminating upward
in a pointed apex. The flat base is embedded
in the setting; and therefore in
the rose diamond the whole of the stone
appears projecting above.
The brilliant is the most valuable form.
It may be considered as formed of two
pyramids, connected together at their
bases, with the apex of each truncated or
cut olT, and the sides worked into facets,
as in the case of the rose. The stone is
held ia the setting at the broadest part,
or junction of the pyramid; one pyramid
projects upward in sight, the other is
hidden below, so that only half the stone,
or somewhat less, appears; but the hidden
part is more powerfully clTective in
adding to the brilliancy.
The diamond cutter has to perform a
most diilicult undertaking, namely: to
give about sixty symmetrical and regular
faces to stones sometimes only an eighth
of an inch diameter, without any mechanical
aids whatever to his judgment; and
yet producing, without a particle of unnecessary
waste, the very largest stone
geometrically possible out of the rough
body. This, of coursc, can only be the
result of great skill and long experience.
Having made one facet, he judges by
his eye the exact angle at which the stone
must be placed to cut the new one, and
the exact depth to which the grinding
for the latter must be carried; and so
accurately is this done that it is very
seldom a good workman ever has to revert
to a facet for correction, after he
has once passed it over.
A prehistoric workshop, dating from
tho stone age, has been discovered by M.
Saillard 011 a steep rock by the sea on
the southwest side of the peninsula of
Quiberon (Brittany). In it have been
found the skeleton of a workman and
various objects and implements illustrative
of the smith's methods and process, j
All the ice that is used in Mexico |
comes from the top of Popocatapetl, is
brought down the mountain on the backs !
of the natives, and then sixty miles on '
the cars to the city, where it is sold at '
wholesale for ten cents a pound. At tho |
bar-rooms iced drinks are very expensive,
and ice is seldom seen anywhere else. I
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Mtl III
RULES FOR A HAPFY LIFE.
Wouldst thou be a happy liver,
Happy and studious to enhance
The glory of the great Life-Giver,
Launch not thy boat to drift at chance.
Where strong floods roll and wild waves
dance
On life's broad-rushing river.
Live as a man and count it treason
To man to live divorced from reason;
Prove your ground and know your game,
and ply your task with stout endeavor,
Nor courting praise, nor fearing blame.
Know your own worth and know not lesa
Your neighbor's weight and worthiness;
And where he workj well let him do
The work that might be spoiled by you.
Make a good friend where'er you can;
Not wise i3 he who hath no eyes
To know how fools may help the wise;
With loving deeds bind man to man,
But never shrink with blinking eyes
From what they only learn who try;
And though you stand alone, in sight
Of God be bold to hold the right.
March bravely on and If you stumble
Never groan and never grumble;
Rise again with wise forgetting;
Wounds were never salved by fretting;
"VVatch your chance and know your hour
And let the moment feel your power;
Shape your path and keep your rules
With deaf ear turned to meddling fools.
'Tls dull to wait and hard to stand,
But God's time comes with high command,
That claims the service of your hand.
Let the wise farmer teach you knowledge,
Oft sought for at school and college;
Split the rock and turn the sod,
With busy hands cast honest seed,
Stoutly uproot each harmful weed
And let the seasons wait on God!
?John Stewart Blackie, in Leisure Hour
HUMOR OF THE HAY.
An early riser?Yeast. .
A wet day?Wash-day.
Tho dark cnges?Dungeon cells.
A man need not necessarily be possessed
of musical ability to strike a liar.
?Bloomingtoii Eye.
A little New Hartford three-year-old
boy, in admiring his baby brother, exclaimed,
"He's got a boiled head, like
papa."
The fact that the poet ia born, not
made, relieves our educational system
from a serious responsibility.?Boston
Courier.
A tJpw York woman ate a porous T)la9
ter instead of applying it in the usual
way. Her neighbors declared she was a
terribly stuck-up thing.?Blizsard.
They are experimenting at Staten
Island with some new cannon. These
cannon have the latest style of breeches,
with four pockets, and are very killing.
?Lowell Courier.
Miss Angelica: I suppose you have
been going out a great deal lately, Mr.
McFamish?" "No; I have only been to
one dinner in two weeks." "Dear mo!
You must be hungry."
"I am surprised, John," said an old
lady when she found the butler helping
himself to some of the finest old port.
"So am I, ma'am. I thought you had
gone out," was the reply.
The true use of a porus plaster, according
to a Milwaukee druggist, is "to
retain the back in its proper place and
let the pain crawl out through the
holes."?Newman Independent.
"Have you any 'home ties?'" asked
a lady of a young man whoso appearance
indicated dissipation. "Oh, yes
(hie) home ties, lots of '<rm, g-g-got a
mother-in-law J"'?Carl PrelzeVs Weekly.
As we look through tho lists of "the dead of
the vear,"
We notice without surprise,
The names of a great many business men,
Who refused to advertise.
-Merchant-Traveler.
An exchange has an article on "The
rise of the roller rink." This ought to
"in-firm tho th??nrv of the vounrr man
new to the rollers that the floor Sew up
and hit him in the back of the neck.?
Blizzard.
An Australia/1 naturalist is reported to
have discovered that sponges are endowed
with a nervous system. All the
"sponges" known to us socially certainly
display a great deal of "nerve" in their
own peculiar way.?Lowell Citizen.
Reciprocity?Landlord: "Have you
any family?" Intending lodger: "No."
L.: "That's right, for I don't let my
rooms to lodgers with families." I. L.:
"Have you a family?" L.: "Yes; four
children." I. L.: "Sorry to hear it, for
I never take apartments with landlords
who have families."?St. Petersburger
Zeitung.
An eminent sportsman was boasting his skill,
And was "going it," too, pretty not.
He swore on his honor, that once on a time
He hit seventeen hares with one shot.
But a friend standing by rose up in his wrath
And exclaimed, "That there statement's
too big:
We can't swallow it, unless you admit
You were shooting that day at your wig."
?Judge.
A pie in 1770 was made of two bushels
of flour, twenty pounds of butter, four
geese, two turkeys, two rabbits, four
wild ducks, two woodcocks, six snipes,
four partridges two iieats' tongues, two
curleys. seven blackbirds and six pigeons.
A pie can now be had from one
slice of dried apple and a picce of soggy
dough, such is the march of improvement.?
Courier-Journal.
Stewart's Marvelous Memory.
Stewart was the typical tradesman of
modern times. He was the tradesman
everywhere, at church, at hi3 club,
at home. He never forgot the most
trifling details of his business; He knew |
and remembered the pattern of every
piece of goods that had ever been on his
shelves.
Stewart belonged to the Century club,
although he rarely visited its rooms. The
club once bought a carpet of his people,
and when it had been down for several
months Stewart happened to come in.
He seemed to be greatly interested in tha
carpet, studying it attentively.
"Where did you buy that ?" he demanded
at last of one of the house committee.
"At your place, I believe."
"Impossible!" rejoined the millionaire.
"We never had the pattern in stock.
We have had a pattern exactly similar,
except that those little violet flowers
were white."
The committeeman took the trouble to
hunt through his vouchers, and produced
a received bill of A. T. Stewart & Co.
Mr. Stewart shook his head.
"There is some mistake," he said ;
"the little flowers on your carpet were
white.
It was fouud on investigation that the
little flowers had been white -so offensively
white and spotty to the eyes of
some of the rcsthetic members of the
club that LouisL ang had carefully gone
over them with a still brush dipped in
violet ink.
There is still in existence in England
- ..... ... *!._ ???1?
(i society aevoieu to mc wum vi u?o-.
droving the doctrine thiit the earth is a
globe revolving about the sun.
Ia There n Care for ConsuinptlonT
"We answer unreservedly, yes! If the patient
commences in timi the use of Dr.
Pierce's "Golden Medical Discovery," and
exercises proper care. If allowed to run its
course too long all medicine is powerless to
stay it. Dr. Pierce never deceives a patient
by nolding out a false hope for the sake of
pecuniary gain. The ' Golden Medical Discovery"
has cured thousands of patients when
nothing else seemed to avail. Your druggist
has it. Send two stamps for Dr. Pierces
completo treatise on consumption with numerous
testimonials. Address World's Dis- )
pensai-y iledical Association, Buffalo, N. Y. 1
Gcuizo
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" There is only ONE DBA TFBAC
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***W if X w
is the most brilliant of French historians,
to be relied upon. He is the Macaulay of t]
his stjle and treatment are philosophic
detail, dramatic in arrangement. His
emotion, like a quick stream ; his charact
in the flesh; they are men and women, nol
It is as charming ai any romance, and the ii
It is a work to keep and read and re-read
ion Churchman, Toronto, Canada.
" In ENGLISH, at least, original or
NO WORK of French history that CA
IT. We can name no work that gives tl
None of our dentists have yet evinced
enough enterprise to advertise "Misfit
teeth a specialty."?Norrittcvan Eerald.
It is estimated that there are 90,000 electric
lights going every night in this com try.
A Flat Contradiction.
Some one has told you that your catarrh is
incurable. It is not so. Dr. Sage's Catarrh
Remedy will cure it It is pleasant to use
and it always does its work thoroughly. We
have yet to hear of a case in which it did not
accomplish a cure when faithfully used. Catarrh
is a disease which it is dangerous to
neglect. A certain remedy is at your command.
Avail yourself of it before the complaint
assumes a more serious form. All
druggists,
When may a chair be said to dislike you?
When it canTt bear you.
The best test of a human life is the ammt
of good it has been and done to others, lira.'
Lydia E. Pinkham may be given a seat of
honor among those who have helped to
change sickness into health,and to transforms
the darkness of suffering into the sunshine o1
rest and hope.
Paris holds her next world's exhibition
five years hence.
Bad treatment or stricture often complicates
the disease and makes it difficult of
cure. The worst and most inveterate cases
speedily yield to our new and improved
methods. Pamphlet, references and terms
sent for two three-cent stamp*. World's
Dispensary Medical Association, Buffalo,N.Y.
The curiosity of River Fork, Ga., Is a
milk white blackbird,
"Rough on Corns."
Ask for "Wells' "Rough on Corns."15c. Complete
cure. Hard or soft corns, warts bunions.
A happy combination of best grape brandy,
smart weed, Jamaica ginger and camphor
water, as found in Dr. Pierce's Compound
Extract of Smart-weed,cures cholera morbus,
diarrhoea, dysentery or bloody-flux, colic or
cramps in stomach,and breaks up colds,fevers
and inflammatory attacks.
The recent census of Paris shows that it
has 2,739,928 inhapitants.
The Indian of falcon glance and lion bear*
ing, the theme of the touching ballad is gone;
but the petroleum they discovered, now made
into Car ooline, the Natural Hair Restorer
will live forever.
"Bnctan PalW
Quick, complete cure, all Kidney, Bladder
tnd Urinary Diseases, Scalding, Irritation,
Stone,Gravel,Catarrbofbladder.il. Druggists.
Young Men!-Read This.
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Palpitation, Dropsical Swellings, Dizziness,
Indigestion, Headache, Sleeplessness cured by
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Fob dyspepsia, utsiqestxow, depression of splrits
md general debility in their various forms,
also as a preventive against fever and ague and
other intermittent fevers, the "JFerro-Phosphorated
Elixir of Calisaya," made by Caswell,
Hazard <fc Co., New York, and sold by all Druggists,
is the best toilic; and for patients recovering
from feveror other sickness it has no equal.
"Kontih on Kat*.
Clears out rats, mice, roaches, flies, ants,bedbugs,
skunks, chipmunks, gophers. 15c. Drgts.
What part of speech is most distasteful to
lovers? The third person.
Important.
When yon rialt or lea*e New York city, unbumt.
exprcsaage *nd $3 c*m**o biro, and ?top at the Grand
Union Hotel, oppoiite Grand Central depot.
60UeIejnn rooms, fitted up at a oost of oa? nullbn
dollan.jSl and npward perday. European plan. Klerator.
Rentaurant supplied with the beat. Horse oars,
lUcei and elevated railroad to all depots. Familial
can live better (or lea* maaaj at the Grand Union
Hotel than at any other ttrat-clau hotel ia the city.
The first iron steamship was built in
1830.
The Back and Shoulders
Are the parti usually affected by rheumatism; and thi
joints at the knees, ankles, hi pa and wnsts are alii
sometimes attacked. We do not claim that Hood's
Sarsaparilla i? a positive specific for rheumatism?w?
donbt if there is or can be such a remedy?bat as thoosands
bare been cared of this disease by Hood's Sana
parilla, we aslc yon, if 70a are afflicted, to fire this
medicine a fair trial,
Rheumatic Pains
"I bare been much troubled with rheumatism, and
bad treat pain and soreness In my left side, I tooi
Hood's Sarsaparilla and It did my whole system good.
I hare had but little trouble with rheomatlsm, and my
tide does not pain me."?Mns. E. A. NICHOLS, { Garland
St., Boston, Moss.
"I had serere pains in my lejrs, feet, arm* and
shoulders; my appetite and general health were poor.
Hood's Sarsaparilla car* me a good appetite, caused
me to gain In health and weight, and I can walk all day
and not feel any pain,"?LOOM BULUtaV, S20 Fourth
Street, Jersey City, 2T. J.
Hood's Sarsaparilla
Sold by druggists. $1; six for 85. Made only by
U. I. HOOD AGO., Apothecaries, Lowell, Mass.
IOO Poses One Dollar
Catar r H Ws Cream Balm
MPTET^Bcie.Bses the
Head. Allays
on*
Heals the Sores.
HL, , Best ores the
T / Senses of Taste
B Jh fiinall V nil let
jaU & positive Care.
UAVarrVrD socent*?t Drurciata.
^ bOcent*bym*Uretn*Urod.
Bond for circular. Sample by maU 10 cents.
_ ELY BKOTKEBS. Druggist*. Owcgo. N. Y.
- THIS PLASTER
3 mSgfgm 7 Act* Ulraclly upon tb* aut>
" fiAMn <? del <nd tb* nerve* of to*
o back, the Mtt of all pain.
? mt * FOE ALL
S JM | Lnn* Trouble*, wbtthar
I local or deeply tea led thlt
I;F r \ plaiter will b? found w
J ?, \ (It* Instant rellaf bjr ?p'
^ a _? V\ j.lyin* between the *houl.1
( A hi V U d*r blade*
SHARP
L; I A $Sf For Kidney Tronbl*,
A I JB I BUeuoaiUm. Keuraifia,
# ! | Fain in tb* Slda and Back
B MMMMv 1 Acbe, they are a cartala
B liVllVil'll J*nd ipeedr cure.
ginMui^ pains.
W Sold by Druggie* far M
r ^ canu. orflt* for !.
f C/f Killed on reotlpt of
>k| a?>vpnF price by Smith,kloollt|*l
AMIKi <> * fcmltii, General
Arty I Lit 1 iOTll, Do?toa.
A Skin of Beauty Is a Joy Forevor.
DR. T. FELIX GOUEATJD'S
ORIENTAL CRM, OR MAGICAL BEAOHFIER
S Ramora* Tan,
2.3 c JEMBl PimplM, Free>4".
a J flBifT Tk kla*. Motb.
Mjg S- WRjK Patcbe*. Bafk
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.2 15 * t- lE^St '? xft eases, and a?
Ofu err bWabo*
ta 5 5 o * HK ftt3 beauty, tnd de>
Cu ? o lft V \&Jr fit* detection.
n *l '** ,tooJ
L. Sayre atid tja lad; of tbs haul inn (a pit tent): "it
yau laditt leill ute them, 1 rsromm&nd *GourautTt Cr?am'
i 'fu I tan harmful of alt Ikt Skin prepa ra'ion \ " Obi
lottla will last sU monthi, misfit ?rarj day. Alao
judra Sabt la removes superfluous hair without inUry
to ttis ilcia. Uxi. 11. B. T. GOU1ADD, Sola
Prop., 48 Bond St.. N. 7. For lalaby all Druggists and
Paa-r Goods P?*lers taroufio.it tha U. d., Canada!
tndEirope. CVBmn of bu* imitation*. 81,000 Ra'ard
for arrest and proof af any on* selling toe same.
Gilbert Mfg Co.'s
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MERCHANTS AND DRESSMAKERS UKB A
CLOTH wher* ureat strength ia combinad with a soft
satin finish. Thty also, if they want their silks to gira
satisfaction, shonld recommend for linings tha
Sovereign Twilla,
Koyal Twilla,
Improved Royal Twilla,
Cable Twills,
Satin Msrvelllenx Twilla,
Oros Grain Twills,
Satin Cl.ssiqu# Twills.
it?ny a silk has been condemned because the common
CILESIA or a poor waist lin ug baa been used.
Y nu should also ulc for tbs
BLACK PRINCE TWILLS,
A Cloth we ruarantee to be fast black, and that PERSPIRATION
<>r ACIDS w;II not cningq. neither cam;
ratde t .CROCK in the SLIGHTEST DEORKE.
You will tin 1 our initials on each yard, representing
and y.ird?, thus: G. M. 1 yd,, and so
on; all othor i! LmI goodi are an imitation. Look for
the letters G, ? M. ">n vilv/iit?, none other* are rename.
O. P. DO K.MAN, President.
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ULUSTRATLD pronch history. It is
q earliest times to wUh Quizot even t
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iehistory of France; ?Christian at Work,
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Home Items and Topics.
?"All your own fault If
you remain sick when yoa am
Get hop bitten that never?FaiL
?The weakest woman, smallest child, aaCj
sickest invalid can use hop bitters with safety!
Wd great good. I
?Old men tottering around with rheomeH
tism, kidney troubles or any wealmen will b?
made almost new by using hop bitters.
E7?Hy wife and daughter were healthy by
the use of hop bitters and I recommend them*
to my people.?Methodist Clergyman.
Ask any good doctor If hop ?
Bitters are not the best family medicine
On earth! I I
Malarial fever, Ague and Bfllloumea, will
leave every neighborhood as soon afc
hop bitters arrive
"My mother drove the paralysis and neuralgia
all out of her system with hop bitters.'
Ed. Oswego Sun. >
td&~Keep the kidneys healthy with hop Ml
ters and vou need not fear sickness."
?Ice water is rendered harmless and more
refreshing and reviving with hop bitten in
such a draught c
?The vigor of youth for the aged and Infirm
in hop bitters] I ! t
( ?"At the change of life nothing equals )
< Hop Bitten to allay all troubles incident >
( Thereto." )
?"The best periodical for ladies to take
monthly, and from which they will receive
the greatest benefit, is hop bitters." ;
?Mothen with sickly, fretful, nursing children,
will cure the children and benefit themselves
by taking hop bitten daily.
?Thousands die annnally from some form
of kidney disease that might have been prevented
by a timely use of hop bitters.
?Indigestion, weak stomach, irregularities
of the bowels, cannot exist when hop
bitten are used. ' *
A timely * # use of bop
Bitten will keep a whole family
In robust health a year at a little cost.
?To produce real genuine sleep and childlike
repose all night, take a little hop bitters
on retiring. r ,
EST'None genuine without a bunch of green
Hops on the white label. Shun all the vile, poisonous
stuff with "Hop" or "Hops" in tneir
name.
?T?0-i
?
*' LYDIA E. PINKHAM'8
J VEGETABLE COMPOUND'
* IS A POSITIVE CUBE FOR*#*
* \& M All those pilnfal Complaint*
I * and Weaknesses (0 eommoa *
* * to'okr best
* F EX ALE rOPULAHOI. ? '
*4 ' rrl? |1 1b 11.1*14, pill f lnnt? Urm. '
nt purpott U toldy for tk4 Ugitimat* htallitg of
dUeau and tfus rtUtf of pnlit, and Uat U doa ail
d* #a A* nt \nAlf Mil alaAlu tatiflt.
* It will euro entirely all Ovarian troubles, bhM*'
tlon and Uloeratlon, Falling and Displacements, and
consequent Spinal Weakness, and Is particularly
adapted to the change of life. * * * * * * *
* Itremores FaLntnes*. Flatulency, d??troTs all erarinc
for stimulants, and reueres Weakness of the Stomach.
It cores Bloatlnj, Headaches, Nerrous Prostration,
General Debility, Bleepleanneas, Depression and Indigestion.
That feeling of bearing down, causln* pain,
and backache. Is always permanently cured by Its use,
* Send stamp to Lynn, Mass., for pamphlet. Letters of
Inquiry confidentially answered. i'ortaUatdruggitU.
FAVORITE'" * '*/***
_ REMEDY
For the Cure of Kidney and Live*
ComvlatntB, onstipation, ud all iliw
ders arising from an Impure state of the BLOOD.
To women who suffer from any of the ill* peculiar
to their scz It Is an unfailing friend. All
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David Kennedy, Rondout, N. T.
COMPLETE CURE
of Second Lieutenant Key and wife, of New Jer* x
sey?The wife of Second Lieutenant Key, Company
O, Third New Jersey Regiment, says, under data
March lit, 183*:."Two years ago myself and hn?
band were taken down with malarial fever. Aftet
consolting our family physician, and finding lit)
relief, we tried DR. DAVID KENNEDY'S K&e
VORITE REMEDY, and it has completely cored oa
of this disease."
CONSTIPATION.
"I differed from paralysis of the bcirels and live?
compla nt I finally used ML 1">AV7D KENNB.
DY'S FAVORITE KKMEDY.and li fcyonlnUmil
saved mv life. Yonrs, eta, "A. J. G1FFORD.1'
Mr. Gffford Is tee Master Mechanic of the LowtD
division of the Boston & Lowell Railroad.
SENSIBLE WIFE.
Mr. Washington H. Monroe, of Cataklll, N. Yl
says: "for years I suffered from a comp'ainl
-..-I T ~si.? V ? a [?1M|
VAIICU ?(UVC1* 1 CUiptUVOU IttO UCSV UIGWWU UHWI
without obtaining any help. Mr wife wished ma to *
try DK. KENNEDY'S FAVORITE REMEDY. To
please her I did, and I state the result in one sentence
: I am now a well man."
AMPUTATION. _
Mr. A. El?worth, of Port Ewen, N. Y., snfferei
for WENTY-FIVE YEARS from a disease of tin
thigh bone, ca<ised by impure blood. He finally applied
to Dr. Kennedy, of Bondout, N. Y., who am*
putated the leg near the thigh joint. To v ?
Purify the Blood,
thus prevent the return of the disease, FAVOKITH
REMEDY was given, and Mr. Elsworthls In la the
bloom of health to this dsy. FAVORITE REMEDY
is also a great protection from attacks that original*
in change of life, seasons and climate. To women
FAVOhlTE REMEDY proves a real blessing.
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