The Abbeville press and banner. (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, December 24, 1884, Image 4

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* ?? IP?' " MERRY CHRISTMAS. Merry voices, have your way ; Tlirill us, lovely, laughing eyes ; Turn December into May Underneath these frosty skies. Laugh, ye grown-up children, too! What, though sober in your glee, Sweet old memories glimmer through Of t l>e days that used to be. King the joy 1k-1Is all around, Hail the sacred Christmas morn, For the peace of life is found. ' And the ho|>c of heaven is born. Peace for every weary heart: Hope, for every struggling soul: Joy, that never can depart: Love, to consecrate the whole. ? William Winter. AFTER TWENTY YEARS. . A (11KISTMAS STOKY. Miss Bridget was an old maid; that is, she had been so long recognized an known as "Miss Bridget" that licr friends and neighbors would have scout ed the idea of her ever beinir called by any other name. There had been, to be sure, vague rumors of an earlv fondness on her part for some curly-headed youth; but whether that fondness had been rcciprocatcd or not was a question only set at rest by the general opiuion that no one could ever know Mis**Bridget without loving her; so it was generously conceded that the curiv-headed youth had gone to sea, and been shipwrecked and drowned, and that Miss Bridget had "worn the willow" ever since, and would always continue to do so, for his sweet sake. The only reason for this sad and catastrophical supposition rested in the known possession, by Miss Bridget, of a miniature representing a young man having large blue eyes and curling light hair, and clad in a blue jacket; yet on this slender hypothesis was crccted a complete seafaring romance, which the younger of .Miss Bridget's friends delighted in rehearsing for her editication whenever they felt in a peculiarly tau talizing humor?delighted chiefly bestones fV?o imr] \* oliarminfr lilnch the story brought to Miss Bridget's checks and the marvelously tender smile with which it softened the rather sad lines of her mouth. Miss Bridget lived in a large old stone house in a street which had once been in the suburbs of the great city, and where residences had been sparsely scattered about and were of a more substantial character than those usyally erected. But the great city in its progress had caught up with this street, lined it with blocks of flaring red brick houses, and rushed onward, far out into tlie country. Miss Bridget could have disposed of her property at a very high figure if she had been so inclined; but she did not, and no inducements could change her opinions on ihis (juestion; so she continued to live there, isolated, though in the midst of a constantly changing crowd of inhabitants, and her dwelling stood out from among its modern neighoors? among them, but not of them. It was a stately, solid, square-built mansion, with a home-like and comforting 1--1- ?. ~i 1 ? iuUA jook, nui suareu v*iiu any m iuusu others." It stood in the center of several lots of ground, was possessed of a lawn and tine old shade trees in front, and a flower and fruit garden behind, and was shut in from the outside world, and all noise and confusion, by a high stone-wall and a strong oaken gate, studded with big iron nailheads. From the polished iron mastiffs that guarded the portal, to the brass knobs and the brass knocker of the front door, all was shiny aud in order. The interior of the house was a marvel of neatness and eomfort. The massive furniture, darkened by age and daily friction, though unfashionable and out of date, was stately and comfortable. The bright cannel coal tire in the sitting-room, that flashed in the large open grate as soon as the brown leaves in the garden began to fall, was a charm in itself. The polished brass fire dogs and fenders?more for ornament than use?reminded one of the stability and security of olden times. And when Miss Bridget could be seen sitting in front of the tire at dusk, with some of her young friends about her, the scene of homo comfort and quietude was complete. I Miss Undent's household was orderly o ? J I through a system which had been fol} lowed for forty years?in fact, ever since 9he was a baby, and a beautiful young mother and a strong, manly father sat in the room she now occupied. The same highly respectable butler? white-haired and time-worn waited at table; the same fat and equally respectable housekeeper managed her domestic concerns who had managed them for her - mother before her. The life in the stone house was, in fact, one of the last relics cf the life of a half century before, when it was a hope and "\ joy to have lived at all, instead of a disease and insanity as it is nowadays. Miss Bridget: ormed, in truth, a connecting link between the old and the new. Her recollections were of the past and of the old?but rather by tradition than by actual experience, for she was only forty?while her associations seemed ever with the young. With old people she did not assimilate; and almost daily she would be found surrounded bv vountr. charming. and gaudy creatures?butterflies of the fashionable world?who sought in Miss Bridget's society a nameless charm which teemed to soothe the feverish excitement under which they lived, and to remind them of an existence more beautiful if _ Jess brilliant, and tender and sweet in its every element of orderly repose and refinement. Miss Bridget was possessed of a competence, and of competent servants, honest withal, to dispense it; therefore her domestic avocations were few. .Many of her friends wondered how she occupied her time, since she was never seen with crochet or Berlin-wool in )jqj_ her hands. True, she read much, and of the newest; and her music was someF thing to be remembered, as of the utterance ot an harmonious soul through sympathetic lingers. Still, the greater portion of her time was unaccounted for to the curious. Meanwhile there was wretchedness aud sorrow and starvation in the by ways of the great city that rc< ognized in her an angel of mercy and a constant savior from * the worst of evils. There were poor, down trodden creaiires who could have told how many of Miss Bridget's hours were dispensed. But she held conversation between her right and her left hand on sueh topics to be a vanity and unworthy, and therefore* rhrspnnts of hers nasscd in the di vine record unknown of men. That she was ever amiable, kindly, and generous, was a general reputation which she had achieved by the mere force of her personality; but those who so believed her would have been at a loss for details to attest its truth. Meanwhile there were none who did not esteem her happy above most, for that she was tranquil and uncomplaining. And these would have marveled had they read her heart, and known that hers had been a life of bitter disappointment, as well as of entire self-abnegation; yet such it was. The intuition which ?n*asps at truth, even unknowingly, had seized the secret of her heart in its furtive decision on the merits of the hidden miniature romance. Twenty years before. Miss Bridget had loved and been loved by the curlv-headed young man whose portrait she preserved; ana the separation of the threads of their lives, which ought to have been woven together perpetually, had been a sad. sore episode which had chastened and saddeued a spirit full of bright enjoyment and capacity for the perfection of earthly happiness. He had been poor, and she had been rich; and their story, like W most sad ones, was a short one. K A few months of constant association j and of growing love and then sickening j disappointment of blighted hopes, and | the young man had donDed the blue ionbnt in \i-Viii-.Vi the nrfiot viiiintpfl him L and had departed across seas, and they had never met since. Even correspondence was forbidden them by her parents?who loved their only child with (hat ignorant love that does not foresee; and as she was dutiful and he was proud, the thread had been cut, and they had drifted widely asunder. It had been in the autumn that he had gone away from her; and ever since, and now, when the season had returned, :md > the brown leaves pattered on the stone walks in the garden, she had felt thesadness of her crushed out longings and [hopes press heavily upon her. Now, when the shrill blasts were wailing mournfully outside, and the Christ- j mas tide?which promised to be green | that year?was only a day oil, the de- i pression of her spirits seemed almost be- j yond the conrrol of her dearly bought j self command. j LfifeiAl - - It was toward dusk on Christmas eve, and she sat aloae by the bright tire in the sitting-room, and that she might for once accept the painful pleasure of reminiscence she let her memory carry her back to those halcyon days twenty years gone. She had been surrounded by a group of young and happy beauties all the afternoon; but they had dropped away and left her all alone; and so she sat, deep in thought, when a loud rap of the knocker startled her for a moment, and she came out of her reverie, thinking it might be the Teturn of one of her late visitors, or a new one; and so her fac(, which had for a few moments become hard with lines of unrest, softened inio its usual placidity. The door of the sitting-room opeued, and the butler appeared,bearing a small, rough looking box. " It's a box, marm. just left here by a sailor chap, who said he was sent by the captain of a ship and told to leave it, and no answer. Will I bring it in here, marm?" " Yes Joseph," said Miss Bridget. "You may place it here at my feet, and bring something to open it." The butler placed it on the rug at her feet and left the room. Miss Bridget examined the direction curiously. It read thus: '"To Miss BmncKT Cn.vEit, No. 2 Street. New York.*' It was bound with hoops of iron, and bore the appearance of having traveled; but the outside gave no clue to its source. The butler returned, and after some trouble removed the lid, and retired. The contents of the box were wrapped in a covering of oil silk; tmd .Miss Bridget removed this, and found beneath?a worn-out and faded blue jacket, a sailor's hat, and knife, and, wrapped in a bit of the same silk, the companionpicture of the miniature of the curlyheaded young man?a portrait of a beautiful girl, apparently about twenty years of age. Miss Bridget held these things for a moment in her hands; then she folded them slowly together, and rising from her knees, walked quietly out of the room and up-stairs, leaving the empty box on the floor. When the maid,knocked at her bedroom door, hall an hour later, to call her for tea, Miss Bridget answered that she was ill. and desired not to be disturbed until morning. That Christmas eve the winds mounted higher and higher, and whistled more and more drearily about the old stone house, and rattled tne window-panes, | and hanged the blinds of the flaring brick houses in the neigborhood,and was | altogether wild and uncomfortable . and pitiless. At about midnight there came up a terrific snow storm, and at once annihilated all the possibilities of a "green Christmas," which according to ancient superstition, ''makes a fat churchyard. And on the Christmas morrow the snow lay heavily upon the trees, and was banked up in drifts all about the stone fence; but the sun shone merrily, and flashed brilliantly on the bright crystals; and early sleigh-bells awoke Miss Bridget, where she had thrown herself, in her clothes, on the couch in her bedroom, with her head resting on the old. torn, and weather-stained blue jacket, and the two rainatures clasped in iier hand. And late she rose and made her toilet, and went down to eat her lonely Christmas breakfast; and on the stairs she was met by the maid, who said th?re was a gentleman in the sitting room who insisted on seeing her. And so Miss Bridget, who, though in trouble herself, would inconvenience no one else entered the sittiDgroom and saw by the window a tall gentleman, with thick curling brown hair, who, turning and seeing her, made three steps and took her in his arms, and held her so close to his breast that if he had not the curling brown hair, and the large blue eyes, and the frank open face of the minaturc we wot of, we should have deemed it stiange, believing as Miss Bridget hf.d, that he was buried in the sea, and had sent his jacket home as a tokeu?a most foolish supposition truly for "dead men tell no tales.-' And so 3Iiss Hridget did cnangn ner name after all, and in spite of the confident prognosticates of her friends. But she never could cjuite forgive her sailorhusband for the shock and the dreadful grief she experienced when she discoverd the contents of his Christmas-box.? Harpers Monthly. A Checkered Career. The death of Thomas Stewart in Berrien county removes a singular character from the scenes of life, writes a correspondent of the St. Louis (Hole-Democrat from Milledgcville, Ga. lie first appeared there in 184."5. lie was not remarkable for anything except for scrawni- I ne?s, being of small stature, lean and of a clay bank cclor, the result perhaps of private meals off of the chimney clay. But as time sped by he became a liero in that then wild country; at least he was a hero in one sense. The family with whom lie lived resided not far from the Alapaha swamp. One day he and another boy were sent to J the swamp to feed a sow. When within | a short distance of it a large American j tiger or jaguar sprang out of the bushes ' and brought Stewart to the ground. He fell on his lace, and the jaguar seemed to be in 110 hurry to kill hiin. Indeed, the brute was engaged just then in watching the other boy fleeing in the direction of the house. Being satisfied as to the direction the other boy took, the beast then took Stewart's head in its mouth ann closed on it, but its teeth slipped over instead of penetrating the skull. It bit the boy's skull several times, with the same result, and the boy, with a presence of mind wonderful in one so young, did not once flinch while the animal was tearing huge furrows through his scalp. The tiger, after holding its nose near the boy's face an instant, as if listening if he was breathing, seemed satisfied that he was dead, and hastily covering him up with pine straw ran hurriedly after the other bov. As soon as the creature was out of sight Stewart sprang to his feet, and, taking a wide circuit, ran with the speed he could commaud, and finally reached the house in safety. The other boy reached the house some time before the tiger came in sight of it, and the brute, seeing that he was too late, hurried back to his first prey. If Stewart had moved while the tijier was biting his skull, or if he had breathed while the b?ast was listening, with its nose close to his face, he would have been torn into fragments; but the boy having heard of many of the peculiarities of this ferocious beast, was prepared to profit by the knowledge. The neighbors rallied at once, and was successful in killing the jaguar, which they found a little farther on in the swamp. A few years after the above occurrence, Stewart, while feeding a canemill, had one of his hands caught and drawn in between the rollers and so badly mashed that the hand and a portion of the arm withered. Later 011 he was in the field at work, when a thunder-storm came up and he was struck by lightning and left for dead. He came to, however, and was all right in a few days. Bv this time he was old enough to take unto himself a wife, but the parents 0' his girl did not favor the alliance, so they decided 011 elopement. In those days, even, a hero could get married without shoes, so he started for his fu ture wife, succecded in getting her from the house, and the happy pair were on their way to the parson's, when Stewart was bitten on the foot by a moccasin, a dangerous reptile. Even that did not stop him. They proceeded to the parson's and were united in wedlock. Stewart did not die from the snake bite. History does not say whether the snake died. Next we hear of Stewart, he was being tried for his life for the murder of a man named Wheeler. The evidence was all against Stewart, and everybody thought he would hang. He was defended by the now venerable Judge Hansel!, of Thomasville, Ga., then a young lawyer just ''starting out " So able was the defense, so pathetically did the young lawyer dwell upon the many hairbreadth escapes of the prisoner, who seemingly had beeu preserved through them nil through providential intervention, that the jury brought in such a verdict as sent him to the ponetentiarv for six years. While in the peneteutiary he learned the painter's trade, and after satifyine the sentence of the law, returned home. "Is salt necessary ."queries nn agricultural writer. Well it is no use to ask the hired girl this question. Sometimes she thinks it is and sometimes she thinks it isn't. Anyway, she always differs from the views ot those who have to eat the victuals.?lioclland Courier. MERRY CHRISTMAS TIME. TRADITIONAL OBSERVANCES OF THE SEASON I IT ENGLAND. Ileligions Sentiment* and Popular Superstitions?Carol*, Gaines and diatoms. And nil the nngels in Heaven shall sing. On Christmas Day. on Christmas Day; And all the bells on earth shall ring, On Christmas Day in the morning. Then let lis all rejoice amain. On Christinas Day, on Chrismas Day; Then let us all rejoice amain, On Christmas Day in the morning. So sang the waits throughout Merrie England before the intluence of the reformation changed the character of the Christmas praise from its simpler ballad form into the more solemn "Chrestenmas Carowles, auctorisshed by my Lord of London/'in the latter part of the sixteenth century. The Puritians, carrying their zeal a step further, denounced the singing of carols altogether, and would fain have suppressed the feast of Christmas itself as pernicious and unscriptural. But the many time-honored customs which clung to the observance of the day were dear to the hearts of all, and frnm tlin vn.i.arnlili<limr>nt nf the StUart dynasty down to the present time we hear of carols being sung both on Christmas eve and on the morning of Christmas Day. Some of these, as Ilerrick's exquisite Star Song, arc poems of the highest merit and others attractive only from their quaint simplicity and evident spirit of devotion: Good Christians rise, this is the morn, When Christ the Savior He was bom All in a stable so lowlee. At Bethlehem in Galilee. Rejoice! our Savior He was horn On Christmas day in the morning. Others again arc merely doggerel, sung by children as they go from hwuse to house, collecting the accustomed Christmas bounty from all. Tie following belongs to Yorkshire, and the little ones were wont to carry with them a Christmas tree as a badge of their mission : Well-a-day! well-a-day! Christinas too scon goes away; For the good times will not stay. We are not beggars from door to door, Hut neighbors' children known before. So gooding pray, We cannot stay, But must away, For the Christmas will not stay. , 1? ifnt n ine singing 01 t. uustums dates back to the very earliest ages of Christianity, when the bishops were accustomed to chant them to their assembled flocks, other ancient practices belonging to the day, as, for instance, the hanging of the mistletoe and the burniug of the Yule log, have their origin in Pagan times and are borrowed directly from the Druids and the Scandinavian rites in honor of the Norse god, Thor. The hauling in and burning of the Yule log was one of the most joyous Christ mas ceremonies of feudal days, a time when old wrongs were forgotten, strife was laid aside and peace and plenty reigned throughout. A portion of the half-consumed block was carefully laid aside until the following Christmas, when it was used to light the new log, and in the meantime it was supposed to be an infallible protection against tire. The Yule candle, an enor- j mous light, shed unwonted -brilliancy over the scene. Analagous to the cercmony of the Yule log was the burning of the ashton, or ashen fagot. While the huge bundle was blazing on the hearth jollity reigned supreme in hall and kitchen, master and servant iillKU JUUUU^m lug ^auiuo. ti uivu | were apt to be of an arduous and trying ! character, jumping in sacks and diving lor apples being among the most popular. Every time one of the bands snapped asunder the host was required by a timehonored custom to furnish his guests with a fresh bowl of liquor; nor was (lie demand unheeded. Indeed on so large a scale was the hospitality of "ashen faggot night," enjoyed in the capacious farm-house kitchens, that all thrifty Devonshire housewives took especial care that their chimneys were well swept in preparation, lest the huge blaze of the Christmas logs should result in a disastrous tire. In Cheshire it is the almost universal habit of farm servants to hire themselves from New Year's Eve to Christmas Day, thus securing a week of absolute freedom. On the morning after Christmas they throng the streets of Chester and the ad jacent towns, dressed in their gay- j est clothes, spending their wages liberally, enjoyins their holiday to the utmost and leaving their masters and mistresses at home to take care of themselves and their work as well as they are able. The various games and diversions proper to Christmas Eve are many of them of great antiquity, ana nave ueen handed down from generation to generation with little apparent change. Snapdragon, one of the most popular sports in England, is of ancient and respected pedigree. The raisius are put in a broad, shallow bowl, or dish, and covered with brandy, which is then ignited, and the guests endeavor to secure llieir portion by plunging their hands into the burning fluid. Flapdragon, a popular game in the western counties of England, required still greater heroism, the guest being expected to try and drink the contents of a can of ale or cider in which a burning candle had been put with a view to singeing his iace and beard. As for the "mummers," their popu- j lurity has held good from the time the | loyal citizens of London entertained ! Prince Richard, son of the Black Prince, j with a splendid "muinmerie" in the j year 1IJ77. Henry IV., we are told, carac near being murdered by a party i of conspirators who were to be j disguised as Twelfth Night mummers, and llenry VIII. waged open war j against all masqueraaers, pumsning mem with imprisonment and tines. Hut the amusement of so many years was not to be lightly expelled from the afl'ections of the people, and down to the present day, j in quiet country places, the mummers j have gone their rounds, fantastically | attired to represent Father Christmas, I St. George, the dragon, the doctor, the grand Turk and Oliver Cromwell. Their j rhymes are rude doggerel, interspersed J with absurd jokes which never fail to please the ears of their uncritical audience. As a sample we quote the speech i of the Protector as he appeals in a Welsh 1 mumming drama acted throughout the j town of Yeuly for some three weeks at Christmas time: Here come I, Oliver Cromwell, As you may suppose ; Many nations I have conquered With my copper nose. I made the French to tremble. And the Spaniards for to quako ; I fought tlio jolly Dutchmen, And made their hearts to ache. St George and the Turk have several combats, the saint coming off victorious, and the doctor employing himself in healing all the wounds, while tne play winds nn with the followincr irentle hint as to the purpose of their visit: Five or six shillings will do us no harm, Silver or copper or gold if you can. But not by sports alone did our ancestors keep the Christmas of olden time. Strifes were forgotten during this holy season and hospitality reigned every- I where, while Christmas charities were liberally extended to all the poor and suffering. Even the beasts were not forgotten, it being customary to carry an extra allowance of food to every an- j imal on the larin, so that even the dumb creatures might share in the uni- J versal good cheer. The custom of decking house and church with Christmas evergreens can j be traced back to the fourteenth century, | and probably much earlier, and in times | past even the streets of London were thus adorned. Ivvandmistleoe being rejected for the decoration of churches on account of their Pagan associations, and j cypress being manifestly unfitted from j - *! ? ~.M. 1,^11,. lis COIinUUllUU W1 ill luc luuu;, uwin w < came the favorite plant for this purpose I and has always retained its popularity, i An old song indeed warns us against re- ' jecting this favored green, under the following dismal penalties: "Whoever against holly do cry, In a rope shall he hung full high: "Whosoever against holly do sing, He may weep and his hands wring. Finally, a venerable superstition sets ' forth the necessity of removing all Christmas decorations before the approach of Candlemas da}-, as to retain them after the 2d of February was considered to bring evil luck upon a household. Ilerrick, who has lent his vivac- j ious pen to so many Christmas themes, j gives also a final word of advice as to the proper closing of this happy season: I Down with the rosemary, and so Down with the baies and inisletoe; Down with tho holly, ivy, all Wherewith ye drest thH Christmas hall. That so th.j supsrst.'tious find No one least branch there left behind: For look, how many leaves there Ihj Neglected there, maids trust to me, t$o many goblins you shall see. ?Philadelphia Titties. ? w Superstitions About the Blind. The superstitions about blind people are so many and so queer as to seem to belong to the sixteenth rather than to the nineteenth century, says the principal of the Pennsylvania Institute for the Blind. Many well educated persons suppose that the blind can sec in the dark, and that they can hear to n supernatural extent, and some who are not particularly learned profess to believe that they exert an evil' influence over children. It is a theory that the pleasure of smoking depends on the satisfaction derived from seeing the smoke and the fire. As a matter of fact, we have inmates who en joy nothing so much as tobacco. In some cases we have had trouble in curing patients addicted to the use of the weed, and, altogether, I think there is sufficient evidence to disprove the fire and smoke idea. People acquire the art of smoking after the eyesight has been destroyed. The general make-up of the blind and those that can see is the same. A great number of blind people have lost the use of their eyes before they were three years old. When they grow up they develop characteristics that one might suppose would only come from thcaoility tc see and compare. The little blind girls, who have not much recollection of what things in the world look like, get some where or other a love of dress, and they display all the vanity of the every-aay child, who can see and admire itself in the looking-glass. They learn to know what colors suit them, and insist on being at their best. You will, perhaps, tlnnk it strange that they who cannot see appreciate the existence in others ol sight which, to them, must be inexplicable and inconceivable, but it is so. and I cannot pretend to account tor it. You would think that on their appearance in a public place thev would imperfecta realize that other people could know what they were doing without touching them. Yet when our pupils give exhi bitions of calisthenics and gymnastic: they display before going before th< spectators every system of stage fright. It is a mistake to suppose that nature compensates for blindness by making the other senses more acute. There is a superstition that a blind man can attain a 'nicer sense of hearing and of touch thai: a man who is blessed with the use of his eyes. There have been many prettj things said about the bencficence of ? system that diyided the energy that be longed to a lost sense among the senses that remained. It is true that a blind person learns to tell a good deal that i; going on by his sense of hearing. He can tell people by their footsteps, but any one can learn to do this if he will take the trouble that a blind man if willing to take in acquiring it. I have tried it myself and have succeeded. At -? ? ? 7 n <1 /I niFrtf nrl Crtmo of. UUU IIIUU, ill LCI X 1KIU uuwivu OV/U1V. wv tention to the matter, I could tell a large number of the pupils by their knock al my door, and even now I recognize the taps of many of them.?Philadelphia Prcxs. A Veteran's Story. "I was in Washington in 1812; and while visiting over in Alexandria ir that year I saw the first troops called out to fight the British a3 they entered Washington to be armed. I remembei it as'well as if it had been yesterday, for I stood on the street as the boys marched by with beating drums and flying "banners. Washington was j strangling little village then, and Alexandria was one of the great cities ol the country." The speaker was Colonel S. D. Betton. now of Cuthbert, Georgia, but recently of Butler county, Alabama. He stood and talked to a reporter for ar hour at the Union depot Sunday night, and his conversation was most interesting. Betton is seventy-nine years old, and is still hale and hearty, as spr\ as a boy of twenty. "I went with Lafayette to France in 1825," continued the old gentleman. "How well I remember it. Wn sailed in the frigate Brandy wine from the month of tho Potomac river SeDtembei 11, 182'). There were forty-two officers on board, and I can tell vou their names and their fate?what became oi cach of them. Oh, we had a big time then. "In riding on horseback from Milledgeville, Georgia, to llartford, Connecticut, once I traveled sixty-five miles in one day and stopped at a big wedding, where we danced all night. 1 went to school in Miliedgeville in 1817 with 108 boys and girls, and of that number only three arc living to-day. 1 can give you the names of all the people living in .Miliedgeville at that time, distinguishing between males and females." Colonel IJctton was a stockholder in the first railroad enterprise ever inaugurated in this country?the Baltimore and Ohio, in 1827. lie was then in Washington, and subscribed for stock at the very outlet of the enterprise. Now there are 125,000 miles of railroad in the United States. Colonel Betton was an officer in the United States Navy some fifty odd years ago. He is a wonderfully well preserved old gentleman. He says: "I never had any pains at all. I am perfectly well,and have worked like a slave all the year." ...Stl. 1,? V.;? l.nnrlo fn il&IU Willi I I I III liU 11U1U up Alio aa<?u?.?o vv show that they had become homy from work. He is just as jolly and full of fun as any boy, and bids fair to live to be a hundred years old. ? Montgomery {Ala.) Adrrrti.-er. Mistletoe nt Clirlstmas-Tide. The hanging of the mistletoe is a causc of much frolic and laughter in the house. It is the rule that whoever is passing under the mistletoe bough must submit to being kissed then and there by whoever choses to take that liberty. As a bough usually hangs from the center ol the ceiling, spreading over a large space, it follows that there is much dodging 01 much kissing; I am inclined to think that there are both. The origin of this use of the mistletoe is not known; but we do know that more than eighteen hundred years ago, when the glad stars sang together over the manger in Bethlehem, and wise men 1 1.4. 1A on/1 UlUU^lIL ^1119 ^uju, 11 anaiuv.tuov uuu myrrh to a vouug Child iu the peasant mother's arms, England was a chill, mist-covered island inhabited only b>; savages, who wore garments of skins and | lived iu huts of mud and stone. Among these savage Britons there were pagan I priests called Druids. These priests were a mysterious folk, who lived in I woods, far away from other men and who, in the gloomy solitudes of the forest, performed strange secret ceremonies. The "sacred groves," as they are called, were of oak, for the oak was a divine tree according to the Druidical religion. Within these sacred groves, "he priests, it is recorded in history, oifered then sacrifices, and in some manner, not now known, they employed the mistletoe. But all mistletoe was not sacred to the Druids. They would have none but that which clung to the sap of the divine oak. To them the apple-tres mistletoe, | which modern England uses so freely in her holiday festivities, would be a worthless and common thing. When, in the latter centuries, England was taught the Christian religion, the people retained many of their heathen rites and customs, changed from their original meaning and purpose. At any rate from the Druids had come the modern usage of the mistletoe-bough, strangely preserved in festivities which commemorate the birth of llim whose pure worship destroys all heathen super1 stitions. ? Christian at Work. " The Bologna Sausagrc. * * j. _ e ii.. c* ? a correspondent 01 uiu oau r muciwu Chronicle, who has been investigating the sausage, writes as follows from Bologna: 1 had noticed that there were few pastures on the plains of Lombardv, and reason taught ine that with few pastures there could be but little beef. As for sheep and pigs, I had seen even fewei than of cattle. The questions to be determined was: "Where did the sausages come from? I had seen figs pressed into , boxes and grapes crushed in wine-vats by the dirty feet of the peasants; I had seen wine packed into pig-skins and rats skinned for gloves, and I was prepared j for anything, but I must ask my readers to permit nie to leave Bologna without saying another word about its sausages. The details, as the story-book says, are too horrible for mention. I can only advise them to eschew the tempting dish, and if they must have sausages, to make them at home. The Percy anecdotes relate the story of a barber who used to cut his customers throats and drop theii bodies into a pit. whence they were conveyed next door to the baker, who had become so famous for his "mutton pies." This is a delicate story compared to some that I heard in Bologna. Let the vail ol an impenetrable mystery hanp- over the ever-dubious Bologna sausage. Mine shall not be the rash hand to raise it. The New York Graphic says that in the play of a "Wooden Spoon," a young man makes love to four beautiful young lady actresses. We should call that a "brass'' spoon.?Norrixtown Herald. 9 THE BREADED SCOURGE. WILL ASIATX0 CHOLEXtA APPEAR XH AMEBICA HJ 1885 ? Prospects of Iti Appearance?How the EpidemlcN of 183*2, ISIS and IStfGSpread to this Country. A reporter of the New York Evening Post, who called upon several wellknown medical authorities in order to obtain their views as to the likelihood of cholera making its appearance in this country next year, ana also as to the scientific opinion concerning the various theories of cholera recently put forward by Koch, Pasteur, and others, found, that whereas there was but little doubt that cholera might be expected here next spring, there is great diversity of opinion concerning the values of the theories and observations recorded by recent investigators. , As to the probability of the cholera j coming here next year, says the Evening Post, the weight of evidence is in favor of the plague's arrival, and it seems to , be well established that the more rapid and frequent is the communication between countries, the more certain the spread of ihe plague. Dr. Max von Pet. tenkofer, of Munich, one of the leading authorities upon cholera, in a recent series of papers translated for the Lon don Isincct, says: l The question why cholera remained a thousand years in India before it first ; begau to migrate is one of great interest, but one which cannot be satisfac. torily answered. The principal consid[ eration appears to me to be the event , happened at the time when inter-commu-| l nication in all directions, both by water , and land, had become more rapid. The r first steamship appeared in the Indian P waters at the beginning of the second ! decade of the present century. By land , also intercourse was greatly accelerated. , The Russians possibly took cholera from India, Arabia, Afghanistan, or Persia, j through couriers and stage coaches. It soon became clear that cholera, the spe. chific cholera germ, was in some way or t other propagated along the paths of t human intercourse, and it also became 5 evident that unless the germs found a r suitable soil within a certain time they i did not flourish. Observers soon discovered that cholera was more prone to , appear in certain regions and to affect [ certain localities, while it shunned other j districts; and again, that other regions , were only visited at intervals of many ; years. It is also a fact that Asiatic I cholera never yet appeared at a place , which hud not previously been in com munication with a region where cholera t prevailed, and, further, that the disease from an infested locality never yet passed , on to another place if the journey lasted I a certain time without interruption. The > larce intercourse between India and Eu \ rope, more particularly England, by raean9 of ships which sailed round the Cape of Good Hope, had never succeeded in carrying cholera from India to I England; it was only by the over( land route that cholera reached ^ England. Neither had the Cape or L Australia ever been visited by .cholera . It is possible that in the future the communication may be so much accelerated i that cholera may get to these countries. ^ In much the same way South America i escaped during the epidemic (18U0-1840J in Europe and North America. It was : supposed that in South America yellow fever was enough to prevent cholera, until suddenly, in 1854, after a service [ of fast-sailing vessels between Philadelpliia and Rio de Janeiro had been estab[ lished, the chief town in the Brazils experienced a terrible epidemic of cholera. When cholera passes overland it dies out ( unless it find a suitable soil within a cerr tain time. Rainless deserts are unfavorable to cholera. Caravans which pass from infected localities through deserts have never spread the disease, provided the journey in the desert lasted at least j twenty days." As the frequency and rapidity of inter. national communication is constantly increasing, so appears to be the danger of f cholera. When the disease has appeared ! in the old world in cpidemic form, it has never failed to spread to the new world. The first appearance of the plague in Europe was in 1830. It came i from India by way of Persia and Russia. From Moscow it was distributed all over ; northern and western Russia, especially to Riga on the Baltic, from which port ; sixty or seventy English coal vessels sailed ; in haste, carrying the disease to Sunderj land and Newcastle. All this time the Polish revolution of 1830-1831 was going > on, and Russian troops carried the disease to Warsaw, whence it spread to Posen, Berlin, Hamburg, and over to London, In the spring of 1832 some Irish emigrant t ships carried it to Quebec, and from i there up the St. Lawrence and across the lakes to Detroit, where it met the United States troops going to the Black i Ilawk war. In a short time the whole i force of troops sent by way of the lakes was rendered incapable of taking the field; one company which had been mustered and inspected fourteen days before without a man on the sick list, had , dropped forty-seven men out of seventyeight in that short time; and one regi l ment lost over 200 men in a week. It , was generally believed that the infection was contracted on steamboats which had previously transported emigrants from Montreal to Quebec. The disease was rapidly distributed to all the posts and ! forts in the West, especially to Fort Dearborn at Chicago. It was carried down the Mississippi to New Orleans in the autumn of 1832, and G,000 persons out of a population of 53,000 died, i The next outbreak of the cholera ' plague reached southern Russia in July, 1847, and was earned by merchant.ves sels from the Black Sea ports to Germany and England. Toward the close of 1848 a number of German emigrants went from Havre to New Orleans on the ship : Swanton. There were thirteen deaths from cholera on the way over, and the disease spread at once, Almost every vessel and steamboat leaving New Orleans had twenty or thirty cases on board, and the disease was thus spread in every direction. From St. Louis' it was carried over the emigrant route to San Francisco; more than 1,000 emigrants died on the road and many Indians were victims. During the early part of 1849 cholera i raged in different parts of Europe and America. The third cholera epidemic began in t_j;_ 1? lonrr IllUIil UUriy 111 lOUtJ, ttuu nauc tv/uiuiviuication having become more perfect ! spread rapidly. In liny it was in iMecca, in July in Alexandria, in August in England. The following year emigrants carried it to this country. Scarcely a large town escaped. In New York city the deaths from cholera in 1832 numbered 3,513; in 1834 there were 1)71 deaths; in 1849 there were 5,071 deaths; in 1852 there were ; 372 deaths; in 186(> there were 1,137 i deaths. In 1807 there were twenty-seven deaths, but since then the number of deaths from this cause had been very small. Last autumn Dr. Robert Koch, of Berlin, was sent by the Get man government : to Calcutta to investigate the cholera plague. Professor Pasteur, the eminent French savant, undertook a similar work, and sent a number of assistants to Egypt. ! The results of these investigations have been given in detail from time to time in the medical and scientific press. In a report made by I)r. Koch last January he announced that he had discovered peculiar bacilli, rudimentry organisms on the border-line of the invsible even with high microscropic powers, iu the mucous coating of the stomachs | of cholera victims. The peculiar bacilli he failed to find in the tissues of patients who had died of other diseases. Some months afterward it was announced that J Drs. Koch, Fischer, and GalTky had discovered the same bacilli in tank water ! used by cholera victims. Professor Pas- j tear, on the other hand, announced the I discovery of peculiar organisms in the j blood of men and animals who had died j 1 of cholera in Kgypt. Mr. V. Richards, | 1 an independent investigator, contends that the poison is a chemical poison of an elljuminoid character and not organic. The alleged discoveries of Koch and Pasteur have been widely questioned and the value of their theories disputed. The Lancet has recently printed letters giving the credit of discovering cholera ! bacilli, if such things exist, to Professor Pacini, who studied the epidemic in Florence in 1855, and described Koch's bacilli under the name of "vibrios." ' Dr. A. II. Hassall, of London, has also recently laid claim to the discovery of j cholera vibrios, or bacilli, in 1854 and I the following years. In Paris is being established a fund to j provide pensions for physicians when ' i they reach the age of 61. By paying "a i small yearly subscription" physicians en- ' title themselves to an annual allowance | of $240. on reaching that age. Go north, young man: go and freeze! up with the country, is the latest advice I to the incoming laborer. ! THE TfiAR IS OLD?SO OLD! The year is old?so old! The nights are long and dark and dreary; The fretting winds are never weary; They fret against the window pane, The burden of their sad refrain, The year is old?so ol 1! The year is old?so old! The mountains tell it to the river, Their sides deep rent by seam and shiver; The rivers, sobbing as they flow, Repeat it in the vales below. The wild sea waves take up the strain, And ocean bears it back again, The year is old?so eld! The year is old?so olil! Oh, voices of the dreary night! Oh, sleepless watchers for the light! Oh, hills that lift your hoary heads Above the ice-bound river-beds! Oh, winds that wail round nameless graves Oh, sobbing, sighing, wild sea waves! The year is old?so old! The year is old?so old! Oh, hearts that breatho and eyes that weep O'er buried hopes that treasures keop! Prepare the shroud and winding sheet, And softly walk jvith reverent feet! The year is old?so old! HUMOR OF THE DAY. A leading question?Disputes as to who goes first. Large ears ure said to denote generosity. The mule is very generous with his heels.?Call. One of the latest recipes: If you step on a dude'a boot you are likely to make calf's foot jelly.?Sun Francisco Post. "My poor fellow," asked a man of the living skeleton at the Dime Museum, "where have you been boarding:1'?Picayune. There is said to be no certainty about the fishing in Labrador. This does not differ materially from anywhere else.? Lowell Courier. Ethel?"Oh, mamma, I've got such a pain!" Mother?"Where, dear?" Ethel (a refined child)?"In my sash, mamma.'' ?London Judy. Goat is a favorite dish in San Francisco, says a correspondent, but we see nothing unusual in that, as nearly everybody eats butter.?Merchant-Traveler. Mother, is my chignon perrectf Shape my panniers, fix my sash; Johnny's coming in the gloaming; And I want to make a mash. ?Chicago Sun Mother, tn three-year-old out for a walk after tea: "See the full moon, Mabel!" Mabel, suffering from satiation; "Has the moon had supper, too?"?Chicago Current. "Have you corns?" blandly asked the com plaster pedler at the busy man's elbow. "Yes; I am supplied,"answered the busy man without looking up.?Boston Transcript. There's nothing half so sweet in life as for the ambitious lover to serenade his fair one and learn-on the following day that she has been away visiting for three days.?Boston Times. An exchange has an elaborate account of the newest wrinkle in stockings. It omits, however, to mention the original wrinkle, which still continues to carry on business at the old stand under the heel.?Burlington Free Press. SHARP SHOOTIXii. 'Tis now the hunter with his gun Over the woodland rambles, And beards the rabbit in his den Among the brakes and brambles. i lie crisp invigoruujig uu Fills him with va^ue delight. And sharpens each and every sense, Particularly his sight. Aha ! at last the game is roused? Bouncing big rabbit, very fat! Ban^, bang!'Tis his! Is it? Why no? Tia the neighboring farmer's cat! ?Judge. The National Festival of Wales. The Eisteddfod is the great national festival of Wales, which had the commencement of its history ir. the remote past. It was established in the infancy of civilization and knowledge in the British Isles. The Eisteddfod has been the nursery of the bards and bardism in Wales, and in the absence of any other educational facilities it was the instructor of the people from time immemorial. According to an old Welsh trial "(here arc three artifices of poetry and record among the nation of the Kymrv: (Welsh) Gwyddon Ganhebon, who first in the world invented vocal song; Hu the Might)*, who first invented the means of recording and preserving vocal song; and Tjdan, the Father of the Muse, who first -'l"" T'Annl onn rr o n/1 o ot'ofom nf 1 UICS IU YUUU .-v/L4^ uuv* M ujukviu v* recording. From what these three men effected, bards and bardism originated, the dignities and customs pertaining to which were arranged systematically by the three original bards, 'Plenydd, Alon,' and 'Gwron.' "Three ranks of orders constituted what was called Bar j das or Bardisra: That of bard or poet, that of Ovydd or philosopher, and that of Druid or instructor. The motto of this institution was and is to this day: ' Y Gwir yn erbyn y byd"?(The Truth Against the World), from which it would appear that the Eisteddfod or Bardism was instituted for the purpose of propagating truth. Thy Eisteddfod was the fount of instruction, moral and religious, at the time of the ancient Druids. The vehicle by which instruction, or, as it was probably termed, "Truth," was propagated was poetry. The Bard wrought the philosophy of the Ovydd into son^, and the Druid or instructor, who was also minister of such religion as the Celtic C'ymry possessed, communicated to His pupils the result of the Bard and Ovydd. The Druidical verses then probably constitute the most ancient poetry of Britain.? Denver Tribune. Christmas Carols. In Shakespeare's time carols were sung in the streets during Christmas by waits or watches, who expected to receive gifts for their singing. Many a writer of olden times and customs refers to the wakeful "ketches of Christmas eve." It was al ter the Reformation that they ceased to sing Latin hymns in the churches and substituted the sweet Christmas carols. ' For there were two kinds of carols in vogue?those of a devotional nature, which were sung not only in the churches, but also through the streets, from house I to house upon Christines eve, and even after that morning and evening, until ! the twelfth day. In those times men were able to spare more thnn one brief day for the celebration of Christmas, and kept up the festival for at least twelve days. Other carols were 01 il livelier uaiuiE, ?UU nuiv especially adapted to the revel and the least where the lord of misrule had potent sway. The carols were also called wassail songs, aud probably originated among the Anglo-Normans, who were of I a convivial nature. No Christmas entertainment was complete without t[ic I joyous singing of carols, and thence came the motto, "No song, no supper,'" for every guest at the table was expected to join in the carol. One of the rules laid down by the ancient customs was that "the ancient master of the revel is, I after dinner and supper, to sing a carol, a song, anfl to command other gentlemen present to sing with him and the companies.'' Tho District of Columbia. I The District of Columbia, in which the | national capital is situated,is a species of topographical mystery to most people. It is not u State, it is not a Territory; it is directly under the control of Congress, i Congrpes has exclusive power over all I districts, not exceeding ten miles square, I as may be ceded and accepted for governmental or national purposes. The j State of Maryland ceded to Congress the I District OI ^omnium 1UI iuu cgiuunaument of the scat of government. Consequently Congress has exclusive jurisdiction over it. The District had a munciipal organization, but it became cori rupt, and so, in the interest of purity,it was abolished, and. by way of providing i for perfect honesty, the District is nowgoverned directly by a committee of Congress.? Chicago Times. Infantile Thumb-Sacking. The British Medical Journal publishes an article by Dr. Horace Dobells, in which that distinguished physician states that he has observed that a peculiar and rather uncommon deformity of the chest ;s caused by the habit of sucking the thumb in infancy and early childhood. He says that the weight of the arm on the thorax of the child, during sleep, produces depression of the ribs in the line occupied by the arm when the-thumb is |placed in the mouth. The doctor thinks this is a very important effect of the thumb-sucking?one which has never been pointed out?and he regards it of sufficient consequence to be put on record for the benefit of other observers. Twenty million dollars air to be spent in carrying out projects for the sanitation of Naples. .. ; . . c. ' V:- * A Mexican Entertainment. When a troop of frienda invades some lonesome hacienda in Mexico for a visitation, great is the rejoicing thereat! Not only is the " fatted calf" figuratively slaughtered, but the finest bull the estate affords is also sacrificed upon the altar of hospitality, in the form of a bullfight, for the amusement of any who may care to witness. The great court-yard in the center of the square of fort-like buildings is transformed into atempoiary plaza de torros, professional inatadores and picadores are sent for, the word goes to all outlying ranchcs that a "free show v is about to transpire. As a result, a crowd is sure to appear at the appointed hour?even in the most isolated sections, where one had supposed no human beings had dwelt outside of the haciendas?and with the graceful hospitality which is tlie heritage of this easy going race from their Moorish progenitors, all are welcomed to come in and make merry with the lords of the land. A bull fight costs no more than a ball, although the best torro on the place is sacrificed, and the pay of the professional fighters is about the same that skilled musicians would receive for making dance music. Generally a horse or two is also killed in the encounter, but these are the aged and worthless ones, selected for the purpose, because their days of usefulness are over. After the matadores, in their Spanish doublets and curious spangles, have distinguished themselves by first tormenting and then killing the rampant beast for the amusement of the motley multitude, the dead bull is then turned over to the mob. who dig a hole in the ground, build a fire in it and roast him whole, enjoying a grand barbecue under the open skv, while their betters are feasting on more jdainty viands in the great hall of the casa.? Portltiml {Me.) Transcript. Debts and Standing Armies. The following table of the debts and armies of the six leading governments ol Europe is, to say the least, interesting and suggestive: Standing Army National Debt, Peace footing France $5,305,000,000 498,483 Germany 1,075.000,000 445,274 Austro-Hungary 2,095,000,001) 208,204 Italy 2,025,000,000 733,712 Spain 2,750,000,000 138,742 Russia 3,410,000,000 884,319 *10,020,000,000 ?2,223,022 The enormous French debt is due to the German war indemnity, which was $1,000,000,000, while the war itaelf cost $747,500,000. The Austrian debt is equal to twenty-eight per cent, of the wealth of the empire, and taxation absorbs fifteen per cent, of its entire income. Italy's taxation is the most serious of any in the world. It amounts to thirty-five percent, of the entire income of the kingdom, which is double the European average, and three times that of Great Britain. This is because a nation of 29,000,000 of poor people has to support a standing army of three-quarters of a million of soldiers. No wonder European nations, and especially Italy, have so large a population of very poor people. The condition of Italy is shown by the numbers of wretched Italians who when they reach our shores are willing to work 'for the merest pittance.?Demorcat. -Throwing Down the Gauntlet. From time immemorial throwing down the gauntlet has been a symbol of defiance, a challenge to battle both in real contests and in the mimic warfare of tournaments. Virgil, in the fifth book of the .dSneid, as "we have seen, represents Entellus as casting a gauntlet on the ground before entering the lists with Dares. In the Middle Ages, when the lenders of opposing armies challenged each other to single~combat, a herald, bearing a glove, was sent with the message. Shakespeare makes Henry the Fifth, when he engages under an incognito in a wordy dispute with one of his soldiers on the eve of the battle of Agincourt, exchanges gloves with him as a proof that if they both survive the battle the quarrel shall be settled with blows. Among the Highlanders the custom of employing the glove as a sign of challenge given or vengeance to be taken lingered long. "Did one of them break faith? The surest remedywas for the injured person to appear at the next meeting place, bearing a glove upon the point of a lance, and proclaim the perfidy. The symbol aroused so keen a sense of right, so fervently appealed to their rough justice, the olfeuder was often slain by his own clan to wipe out the disgrace brought upon them." To bite the glove was the sure prelude of a quarrel: Stern Rutherford right little said, But bit his glovo and shook his he id, writes Scott in the "Lay of the Last Minstrel."?American Queen. Pleasure is seldom fapuid where it is sought; our brightest blazes of gladness are commonly kindled by unexpected sparks. The flowers which scatter their odors from time to time in the path of life grow up without culture, from seeds scattered by chance. An improvement in Upright Pianos ha been introduced by the Mnson & Hamlin Company, long famous as organ makers, which is regarded as very important, adding; to the beauty of tone of this instrument ana rendering it much more durable.? Boston Journal Paris has nearly eighty new* popular librarief, which have over 100,000 volumes each. Young or middle-aged men suffering from nervous debility, lost of memory, premature old age, as the result of bad habits, should send three letter stamps for illustrated book offering sure means ot cure. Address World's Dispensary Medical Association, Buffalo, Tennessee has over 600 Baptist preachers. Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy cures when every other so-called remedy fails. Boston has 2,400 music teachers. 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' "the Slough ?f 0Mpond?acy n in which you are wallowing, on account or some of those diseases peculiar to too, madame, and which have robbed you of the rosy hue of health, and made life ? burden to you, you can easily get out of. Dr. Pierce's " Favorite Prescription " will free yoa from all such troubles, and soon recall the rosetint of health to your cheek and the elasticity to your step. It is a most perfect specific for all the weaknesses aad irregularities peculiar to your sex. It cures ulceration, displacements, "internal fever,"bearing-down sensations, removes fhe tendency to cancerous affections, and corrects all unnatural discharges. By druggists. The late duke of Brunswick left a private fortune of $70,600,000. Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound is a sure cure for kidney complaints. Artificial oysters and mushrooms are now sold in Paris. Care for gait Rheum. A trial box free by mail for 10 cents. A. B. Dodge, Manchester, N. H. A Texas man has a flock of 1,000 goats. Danger from Catarrh If you suffer from catarrh, howarer slightly, you ar* in danger, because the diaease, If sot attended to, will oon become chronic, affecting your general health, and may also develop into bronchitis or consumption. As catarrh is the result of Impure blood it Is raadlly cured by Hood's Sarsaparilla, which parities the blood, and sires the whole system health and strength. Thoa sands of people hare been curei of oatarTh 1)/ Hoodlf SarsaparlUa. Give it a trial. ??? ?? ? ' .I. _-l.fct, navjag UOCU B lUUDldf liVUI ?wi m~m w? years, and hiring tried nearly all the wonderfal nn curra, Inhalers, etc., and spending mearly a hundred dollars without benefit, I accidentally tried Hood's 8arsaparilln. The discharge from my nose was greatly increased the first bottle; then it gradually became leas, and in taking less than three bottle* I And myself greatly improred. Hood's SirsapiriUa will car* catarrh."?m. A. Abdet, Worcester, Mass. Hood's Sarsaparilla Sold by all druggists. II; six for 15. Made only by 0.I. HOOD A CO., Apothecaries, Lowell, Man, [00 Doses One Dollar CATAttHH ELYS JPtLi u JJ CREAMBALM Ca,I8e9 no r?InRelIef a* rayfever^I once. Not aLlqBp / aid orSnalK Ap< ply into nostrilg Glye ita TriaI? PW?% 50 cents at Druggists. fl^J -Jt?VtR CO cents by mail registered. Sample by null 10 cents. Send for circular. ELY BROTHERS, Druggists. Owego N. Y. THE , This Plaster 3 & Acts directly upon th* SIRS' 3 muscles and th* nerres of ? C the back, the seat of all ? Jjff .3 o. pain. VNOMdldMU iirr I ' wow jour system out of 'J " 7\ For all Long Titrable*. ? W ^ \ \ whether local or deeply pr.f ? A jfc/1 Lj seated. thU plaater willfc* I k;LXL. Lf-V/W tile) found to glr* Instant r* i,eftlrny 1 ^ \ 4arPor Kidney Tronble, T HK V ' BI I Rbeuroatlim. Neural tla, r- Br mmbV 1 Plln ln the s,d* IDd Back t> R t'.3 iivlj'j ? Ache, they are a certain rim lillUtflBiB i?nd ipccdy cnr?. I^JE M Sold by Dnjf flrti for 21 W ahd ^BcenU, orflvafortl. tF ' ?AC/f ay jailed on raeetpt ' ini IPTPnf price liy Rmllh, Doolltir I flMr R1 <>'* Mnlth. General Tailor Cut Dress Linings (juj J^|MH tul Absolutely corrivf u ? .a ?iv *ccordln?to?elen. tlfic rulm, n?cnr iix po ri; .in all forms and used by the bent 11:o lutos .n NV.y York, London and Paria. 8 ili] b>-1 he leading houai m lyj-ipj and America, Kroty patt.'rn en: iri A till gr .in of th.i web from the ntri CBDATf n RILHEBT TWILLS. Which insures elejpnco of -itvle'and economy of wear to the ou'er la'jric, v?i;n LASTING SHAPE to the whole garmer.t, while levi expen-iive to the consumer than the material nloni would be liy the old way. They are tho very htf-t improvement In fashionable, convenient an I econmiu'c ?lr<??sinif for ladies of tut* In any station. Axle your merchant for them, (ienulneonly when bearing above rail. Kijmine carefully in purchasing and Beware ol Wort hi ewe Imitation*. MASON & HAMLIN 100 nooAuo 122T? styles uitiiah v tooo. HIGHEST HONOR8 AT ALL GREAT WORLD'I EXHIBITIONS FOR SEVENTEEN YEARS. Only American Organs Awarded inch at any, For Cash, Easy Payments or Rented. UPRIGHT PIANOS resenting very hlglieat excellence yet attained in such instrument*; adding to all previous improve menu one of grea;ar valne than any; securing mot' pare, retined, musical tones and inoreased durability especially avoiding liability to get oat ol tune. Hlaa trated Catalogues free. Hm & Hamlin Organ and Pjaso Ca, Bo*ton, 104 Treinont Ht.: N.York,46 E. 14tb St.; Chicago, 149 WabaeU Ave. t Spinal HI l**e*'Waist, fl75 Spinal Corset, 900 SpinalNarslngCoraet,... 5185 Spinal AbdomfnalCorsat. J) 75 Recommended by leading physician*, delivered free anywhere in the U. 8. ; on receipt of price. Lady Agent* Wanted. Sr. Linguist's Spiral Cersat Co., 41JB'way, New York. CONSUMPTION. I bavo * positive remedy for the above disease; by Its use thousands of cases of the worst kind and of loni staodlnehave been cured. Indeed, >ostrongls my faith In Its eT.iMcy.tl-.nt I wi I semi TWO BOTTLES FBI I, together wltn a VAi.l'AUI.KTREATISK on thlsdlseaae to any suff-ror. Give express and T. 0. addr/ss. ' DK. T. A. SLOCUM, 111 Pearl St., Mew Tork. BKK^OOD NEWS gjgHBg TO LADIES! Greatest indacementa ever of. fered. Now's yoortims to get op orders for oar' celebrated Teu REiSB uid Coffee*.and seoure abtaatiKfeHMgaiifl* fnlGoldBanaor MoasRoae Chtas ? ,l. Tea Bet, or Handtom* Decorated Gold Bind Mom Rons Dinner Set, or Gold Band Moo Decorated Toilet Set. Fcr foil particulars addrees THE GREAT AMERICAN TEA CO., P. O. Box asp. 31 and33 Vesey S?., NewTork. _ 1 POM FOB YOU You'll never loose anything by "keeping potted. Maps, pamphlets, papers, etc., concerning Land Farming, Stock-raising. Fruit-growing. Mining. Mant facturing, etc., in Kansas, Colorado, New Mrxio Arizona, California and Old M&xico sent prik o application to C. B. SCHMIDT, Commissioner < Immigration, A. T. & S. F. R. R., Topeka, Kai Mft ft MellmJi umikaiuonay without capital to start, *f U U 50c. Age?tn* Novelty Co., Southington, Oonn. ft to b-.Idlers A Hair*. Send stamp PfiNSinnC' r Circulars. COL. L. B1NG 1 vIBvlVllv HAM. Att'y, Waihington, D. 0. Ifi TO MO FOB IE [ I No Blanks, No Charge for Tickets, An entirely reliable, legal and substantial i ? Newspaper in this oonn | CINCINNATI FARMERS' LEDGER, H must not be confounded with any irresponsible mull u I-jtterj or other scheme. Pfll n C*J*TC REGARDING I ORAVI3 RU'JLlI rAOlO the publishing . business: The eipeniiee and enrairff i of a piper with 1'tyiOU circulation will 2 appr. x unto . ,* follows- RECEIPTS tw2., ? Mil.scriimon. $lu0,U00; from adrer- H'f* * 9 t:s:n*. 600 inches per is<ue, at the rate X"'V' Bof lc. o lino per l.uWof c.rculation, or 5"^' " * B SI a lino for lcD.lKJO, for 5-> issues, R ,h? , V? BKUU-total, $.;'3u,you. KXHEN'.->MS? H Issuing lUJ.iUO, for pnp.tr, pjMitge, Q 1 Bpro.'S work, Ac.. ijl.IO 'i'fr issue, JJr ,55 ' BMC4): lCO.lKiu Premium Eiiff.aTings at $1 H each, $IU0.UWJ; editorial work, inci- , EJ dentals, $20, OX*?total, 318:1.410. Lear. J"**;.BH <1)0 splendid pcolit ot .?:i64,400. ? traded i M 'rhrte-IORUtK 01 Illia lirum n.i. _ jntrsde out of t'..e sale ol advertising H spa;,A advtriiiert will pay $1 a lint ft I 58 umpli/ brcauie thr paper hat 100,000 eir- II I I Tjeiiarion. If it had but HuXJO the/ IM j I fcj would pay but 10J. a Man. Therefore, I a U JH every subscriber, as a pro-rata earner ^ 9 of ailvwrtisinR profits, is worth to a pa- . , Bper of lio.inio circulation $3.64. We { ? propose to keep the Mc. as our ?bare. jo"};':*! m rn<l r>-pay to our fubscriht-r* the i.1. i (-^JJirrj 8 lu tills propoition we will have $jt,ts>0 . n??i>?i fl .it protit after giving back to the sub- v B Hcnlirrb thu splendid turn of ^.?00,0.0 Irtft rtf J m Premiums. J (J If II j 3 This is a p'a n statement of facia, and 1 I Involves no uocesaityof resorting to il. In the ft lefttl methods aa an oxcuse for offering ao o+j of 9 "numbered receipts," and alleged SrjjTV "drawirgs" or "awards." It is SimHa p'y prjposfd t > make division with uur Tx [S BDbter.Ders of an suitable share of | 3 the profits which th? una of the:ruamea 11 if aasabicriburs will secure. .... H asino n i UWM mium '* ; "WHAT PREMIUM WILL I GET7' | Engraving a nealed enrelopa containing an o.der fo yoj, aud there will be no waiting or uncertainty. Remember, No Subscription Price N? PnUniTMMC _ Fvery subscriber must acc< uUHUI I ll#rsv?""Eiigr?vtng in a conspicuous who rail how aad where he secured it. Positively tt additional subscribers, and the advertising profit* oi i liat of subscribers. The charges. *5c., on the Eng \ an. 1 barely cotsr coat, delivery aod packing no iargi I Premium Orders sent unless the charges for the Er Orders for any of the Capital Cash Premiums will pi i-tami will nut be accepted for engraving charges i I fiRQsRUCf This is bmir.es* from the word "< UuOCnVCi on Engravinz, you will be entitled two dollars?for tliero are no blanks. We expect to among tho favorites tou should join our list at once er express etSce. You run no n*k, Mcapt of good opportunity now, TO-VA Y Address ail letters to FAR! IgBasaaBBM?i i llWnffl i MlillWW mm?mm.a_mm v.' . Woman's Suffering1 and Rellet ron to feaTicarcaly able to^beoo^jScu^to^ fhat constant drain that to taking from your iy?tem all Its former elasticity; driving the bloom from yonr cheeks; that continual itrain upon yonr vital forces, rendering you Irritable and fretful, can easily be removed t>y the use of that marvelous remedy,Hop Bitters. Irregularities and obstructions of your lystem.^are relieved at once, while the special moved. *None rec^ve^so much benefit^and pone are so profoundly grateful and showsucb an interest in recommending Hop Bitten as women. A Postal Card Story. I was affected with kidney and urinary trouble? "For twelve years I" After trying all the doctors and patent medicines I could hear of, I used two bottles of Hop "Bitters;" And I am perfectly cured. I keep it "All the time!" respectfully, B. F. Booth, Baulsbury, Tenn.?May 4,1883. Bradford, Pa.. May 8, 1875. It has cured me of several diseases, such as nervousness, sickness at the stomach, monthly troubles, etc. I have not seen a sick day In a year, since I took Hop Bitters. All my neighbors use them.' Mrs. Fajtnie Gbies. $8,000 Lost. "A tour to Europe that cost me $3,000, done me less good than one bottle of Hop Bitters: thev Also cured mv wife of fifteen years' nervous weakr*cs, sleeplessness and dyspepsia." R M., Auburn, If. Y. So Bloomingvilije. 0., May 1, *79. Sirs?I have been suffering ten years, and I tried your Hop Bitters, and it done me more good than all the doctors. Mas. S. S. Boone. Baby Saved. We are so thankful to say that our nursing baby wen permanently cured of a dangerous and protracted constipation and irregularity of the bowels by the use of Hop Bitten by its mother, which at the same time restored her to perfect health and strength. ?The Parents, Rochester,-N. T. None genuine without a bunch of green Hops on the white labeL Shun all the vile, poisonous stuff with "Hop" or "Hops" in their nama If T* 0-49 READ THE EVIDENCE Which will Remove all Yonr Doabtt-Ttltt* Everything claiming the power to do good should be from a reputable source, otherwise it is open to suspicion. Dr. David Kennedy, of Rondout, N. 7., affirms that his medicine, "Kennedy's Favorite Remedy," is the best article of its kind ever produced. Hence it ia only just to the public that he refer to hl? record as a physician and surgeon. Among the capital operations performed by him, are: Amputation of the thigh-bone in the case of Abraham Elsworth, Port Ewen, Ulster Co., N. Y.; amputation'of the arm, case of Mrs. Edward Meyers, of Bondout, N. Y., and the operation of'lithotomy, (removal of stone from the bladder), in the case of Simon Ti*tpell, of Kingston, and the removal of the eys for Oscar Craigg, of Rosendale, Ulster Co., N. Y. These are a few of many. All theee persons are now in the bloom of health. Dr. Kennedy does not hesitato to say that the happy result of theee and other cases of a similar character, was due to the toe of the "Favorite Remedy." It was thisthatpurified the Blood, regulated the Liver and Kidneys, and thus gave tone and strength to the system, and in this way preventing a return of the disease which had necessitated a resort to the surgeon's knife. "Dr. Kennedy's Favorte Remedy" fob sale by all druggists. BEST HOLIDAY'GIFT te Pastor, Parent, Teacher, Child, Supplied at small extra cost wifh DENIflOIPS PATENT REFERENCE INDEX. ] The latest edition baa 3000 more Words inita Yocabulary than are found In any other Am. DUttf and nearly 3 times tho number of Engravings, G.& C. HXRRIAM JkCO.j Pub'rs, SpringfleldiSsagJ v WE WANT 1000 BOOK AGENTS ferth* new book THIKX V-THREE YEARS AUDIO OUR WILD INDIANS By Ota. DODOS ?nd Uen. SUERJUN. The futot Mlllaf . book oat. Indoritd by Prt?'t Arthur, Gen'? Gra&t. StMraaa, Bhtridin, and thonundi of Eminent Jod*rt, Cltif/men, Edltora. etc., u " The Best and Finest Illustrated Indiam , Book Beer FubtMed." It t*ke? like wildfire. *nd^(ttnt?*? 19 to 20 ?d?y. mr^T6.000 ?old. IU Greet Avtiioriiia lad SoUd Merit m?k? It die booming book for iMa 1 C3*8end for ClrcnUre, 8p*clm?n PUte. Extra Ttrms, ms^tt A* II. mm ? JS^ftromWO 1 HWqigySgljMM to fCOO per month MISSOURI STEAlTwaSHER. 1 Orer ?JX? fold. A new urinciple. Savin* of Clothw. Labor, Mendln* and Health. Made of metal. Control tf territory (flren. Write for terms and dWliirfc TKK HO. fiTli* WASIIKR CO., 318 8UU BU.Ckkm THX MO/STKA* WA8HKE CO., ilOOS.aaU ?t.t8CLeato,?a? 1 FREE TO AHT JLADY I - r**a.r<jfthI7p?ijcr ?ho wrt. totbavoar^P^^^^B^H catalocu. end price 1M KnM^Hr ofBabturOooottoUxlr friend* and try to Id- _ _ Bnenoeuluforw We wllleand youfrte.poet-pal^ rind, Llilies' 0083AMEB SCBBKB WATKB rKOOT GABMINTS, ni?mpl??.nud on.ofoarkudMin.Colon^ConnM tareCataloftMawlih wbolM4l.pric?ll?l?bow1nfhftwyo? al bum a ulca profit right at hmna, B?nd 10 ometat (laiEjn top*/ po?Ur?, ??eklo(,.u. CntthUcot aad Mltd It to ? JL. E. BABCOCK dc CO., Pnieriirooh, Conn. rffl&w R. U-AWARE WSjBQ Lorillafd's CUm&x Ping bearing & ?d fin ta g; that Lorlllmrdl Rose Leaf fine cut; that Lorlllard'j Navy Clivplnga, and that Lorlllard's Snuffo, are tha beat and cheapest, quality considered ? rILLv Ul IHHOI aidilwaji EiTecniai, Wilcox Medicine Co.! FmioJeij^SSfSL ^ ^ HOME MADE TABLE SYRUP, Pure,' whulMouie, dolicioos, oheap. Molaustand ejrap are adulterated and dangerous Unhealth^ Sand twelr. i tc. itomp* formy recipe. Harry jonm. niinanu,a.u. 1 HlRnC Hampln Book,Premium List. Price Li?t sent WIIM free. U. S. CARD 00,, OinterbrootConn. IfiRIPnPPI r r?ln!t" <? e?n. Book fr*? IrtniUUuEiLL Clrlili lMfnlim I LTtag'Afrrti ml SET.T.?nrtt?tf the troth about Jones. Put you? - Kffl|fil?ll firflHSHaP1/700 *"* ; BUI $60.5 TOM 0 RVIPl WAGON 3CALES. >' I H ViH ? J}| Beam Box. Tara Beam. FrelcK b Wm H Kn Paid. Free Price Lilt. Erery Sin taomi joamr anrc autm n A TP1 Rl S Td stamp for oar New Bookoa PATr?TSPa^nt?- L BINGHAM, Pat. K M I hll I W cut Lawyer. Waauin^ton, D. 0. 1 USB OF YD1 MM 1 No Premium Less than $2, and from n fin Each; lO.OOOj] J!M FAVORITES.! iropoaition, mule by the moat popular Family Effl try, tba old, reliable, aolid En a ?i ,a niihlintion h&S fulfilled M " men lur ;Min vi wmi,** ?? T?rj promise it evar mpjo to thn public, and which n 3 reooj publication cot ten up to back eomo quci'.lonablo M SS "Wall for the Yerifl eeents the waiting room of an English Criminal Conrt, D e grouped the aged father rnd mother, the wife, aiatnr H prattling babfs of the prisoiu r, who is on trial for ilia H I frightened, amioui, sg.nifd express on of the H tubers of the group, and tho smiling, nappy facet of H ones who are uoc?n*cio: nf their fath t s awful poril. B| lost touching and inte:e?t.ng snlim t for the skill of t. It is printMl on heary plat", with India pnp-r tint, Q hesinsun. We will pay $lUu for any copy of thuen-M }urchased at retail for Ipsi than $.2. It cannot be for leas cicept through this offer. livery future sub- Wt 3 the Fabmeb'8 Ledger can secure a co^y by enclos- M when he sends his sin!, to prepay coat, eiureta and H packing, or poetage, if sent by mail. We hare con- H or 100,000, we paying .cost of American plate. Nj BLANKS! !S5?I Premium, 0001 1 Cap'til Premium, $100 P Premium, 2.000 | 25 Prem's ot $50 each, l,So0 M Premium. 1.0U0I 25 Prem s of 83>cacb, 625 Premium, oOO 10,000 " of #10 each. If0.000 I Premium, 2n0 . " of $2 each, 179. n.-V IWmiima o/rirnnnroliniT $9Qfl R15 fl ju lasii rrciiiiiiiud, a^tc^auu-^ ^uuu,utu. h above list all are CASH Premium*, of which there are 9 $2 each, and ranging from that amount to 00-a U miumj'or JSVFKf tubtcnt4r, none I?M than and*' Costs NoWyMytli to Soliscrite, I lbscription price will be deducted when the Cash Pre- H paid and subscription begina?'htrt ure no blanks. M I Bend us your name an 1 find out, Immediately on fl receipt of your letter we will e"n<1 with (he Premium H x the amount of the Cash Prem urn thai will be duo R ed be Sent, and No Chargo for Tickets. || >pt aa a condition that ho will iliiiliy the Premium fa place in his bouse or orticp. .i l l in ike known to these Hrj ill must be done. Every Kn rivins ' "tout secuio* H at of which to pay the C.i<h Praininmi d<-i>end on the H raving hive nothing to do wi:1i ih>- s ibicnption price, m j in ougraving, and no nama w II b? en'ered or Caab graving are encloaed. Thooo tvlio ivceive Premium |? aaete.egrajh atoureipeiis-. acknowledging amount. H ixcept from places whore postal notes are not iasued. IB 3o!" If vou aond us your addres* and *6c, for cbargrs fl to a Singlo (Jnh Premium Order tor uot le-s ilitn secure the necessary ion,(01 in 31 d:y<, and to be S3 . Toe Oaah Premiums paid through any bank, post j*J fortune-ttnn don't wait, but take advantage oi this Ha HERS' LEDGER, Cincinnati, Ohio. 1 ii .lihwiihum wj,i iai * <