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BErm Sonic find Love late, some find hiin soon,
Bra Sonic with the rose in May,
Some with the nightingale in June,
And some when skies are gray;
Love conies to some with smiling eyes,
And comes with tears to some,
For some Love sings, for some Love sighs.
For some Love's lips are dumb.
How will you come to me, fair Love?
Will you come soon or late
"With sad or smiling skies above,
By light of sun or moon?
Will you be sad, will you be sweet,
i Sing, sigh. Love, or be dumb,
Will it be summer when we meet,
' Or autumn ere you come?
L- - ?Pakenham Beatty.
^ OUR EXPERIMENT.
' I'm sick of it," said Kate, dashing a
I liandful of hair-pins upon the table, and
If'ffinor a li?cr 1 ?rn\vn <rr\ tnmlilimr
^ v ~ ov kU"'w""b
p down her back.
"So am I,"' said Heth.
"So ab I!" said Nannie, who was suffering
with a dreadful cold.
"What is it. "iris?"1 said I, turning my
book face down in my lap.
"It's the suppers," said Beth.
"It's the everlasting gossip." said Kate.
"It's so differed from hobe," said Nan^
nie, to whom boarding-house life was a
new experience.
"It's all three, and much more," was
what I wanted to say, but being the
oldest of the four, it seemed my duty to
make the best of things; so I said, quite
cheerfully, "I didn't sec anything unu6
ual about the supper to-night."
S "That's the trouble," groaned Beth.
''It was altogether too usual. I am so
tired of bread and butter and apple
sauce and dry cake that I feel like gnashing
my teeth at the sight of tliem. I
should like a slice of toast or a bowl of
bread and milk occasionally, without
being made to feel that I had disarranged
the whole internal economy of the house."'
' The suppers arc bad enough," said
Kate, but they are nothing to the gossip.
I I'm tired of hearing it whispered round
' tliat 'Mr. Johnson and his wife had a
quarrel in their room last night.' or that
'Miss Robinson has worn three new
dresses this month,' or that 'Mr. Jewett
came in ever so late the other night, and
it sounded as though he fell upstairs.'
Bah!" and Kate locked as scornful as a
round face with a dimple in it would
> allow.
"I could stad everythig else," said
Nannie, "if it was odly hobe-like. Oh!
if I could odly sit dowd in a dead
kitclied, with by feet in the stove oved, |
| ad see a braided" mat in frod of the stove
s with a dice cat od it, I should be per'
feglv happy."
We all laughed at this idea of bliss,
?*"*?- but after the laugh there was a suddeu
silence, for each one of us recalled sucti
a kitten, and the presence that had made
Iit home-like.
We were not sisters, or even kin to
each other, but meeting as strangers in
a city boarding-house, a strong friend
i ship had grown up between us, starting,
I think, in the fact that we were each
orphaned and had our living to earn, and
L strengthened by many congenial tastes.
We were doing our daily duties in rather
a brave, cheerful way, usually with few
complaints, but 4.o-night we were under
a cloud. Outside, a November rain was
lashing the windows, and inside, the
stove smoked.
It was pay-day at the manufactory
where Kate was book-keeper, and that
was always a bard day for her; Beth had
worried two of her dullest pupils through
their music lesson; and I had had a time
Lin school that afternoon with a wretch
of a boy, and was at my wits' end
what to do with him on the
morrow; and Nannie was more than
half sick?so we sat there quite still for
awhile. Finally Beth spoke: "I sup?
pose we might make these rooms look a
little pleasanter. We each tiave a few
pictures aau KmcKnacKs.'
Hi "Do you suppose I would hang my
Un few pictures against this awful paper ?"
said Kate. "Besides, what wouiu be the
Mff use ? Just as we got everything nicely
k fixed, some man would want the room,
B| and we should be invited to go up highIB
er. I've boarded in this house two
-3 il.?i il T1 -J! J
Iv >car*, iiuu iu umt nine i ve uuvauceu
from the first floor back to the third floor
I front, and two moves more will take me
* out on the roof."
"We bight go sub where else," said
Nannie.
"Oh! you poor little innocent!"
laughed Beth. "You'd 'change the
place and keep the pain.' They're all
about alike."
At this Nannie lifted such a woe-be|
gone face that I felt something must be
I done.
L "Girls!" said I, in my most impressive
K school-room manner.
m- But here there was an interruption, for
Nannie left the rocking-chair and rushed
toward the bed.
Oh,Nannie '."cried Kate, "don't muss the
bed; it's hard enough anyway." But
she spoke too late, for under the combined
influence of homesickness and influenza,
Nannie had flung herself on the
bed in a forlorn little heap, and was lifting
up her voice in a hoarse.cry.
This was.simply dreadful.
Beth and I purred over and cuddled
her. and Kate slipped downstairs and
| :oaxed the cross kitchen girl into mak-1
mg a uowi 01 sage tea, ana i>y me time
she was back with it the invalid was
somewhat comforted.
When quiet was restored, I spoke
again. ' Girls! let's go to housekeepg*
iiig." Nannie stopped the bowl half
way to her li|>s, lietli sat upright on the
"trunk, and Kate dropped the stick of
wood in her hand back into the box.
" WHere's the furniture coming from?''
said she.
" Who'll pay the bills?" said Nannie.
"Who'll do the work?" said Beth,
who was born south of Mu3on'sand Dixon's
line.
He 11 ail no u, said i. amwering
I the last question first; " and as for the
furnishing, that needn't cost so very
B^^^^^inuch; and about the bill.s?Kate, how
^^^^^^uuch do we all pay a week?"
'' Four times five is twenty, and two
H^HH^Bbllars for washing makes twenty two,"
said Ki'.te, with bookkeeper promptness.
" Why," ?aid Beth, beginning to be
.^^^^eager, '"lots of families live oj^iess than
and pay for everything out of it?
?nd doctor's bills and every^V^lve
tl^'P/i'till midnight, and the
""wmn spf/^ed, the more feasible the
S<- shoul/me^' anc* ^ was decided that
^Int' the ver\ commence tenement-hunting
\ d I bncxt morning; and after Beth
RE*jSi an vd gone to our own room, Kftte
WjfHa. u rrv i ng across to say she had
^H^Ag^Home spoons and forks which had been
B?|^^^Hier mother's, and that Nannie said she
^^H^^yknew how to make lovely waffles.
- ? * -i? *! jj
rw v>eexpocteua reuious ume uuuiug u
f rent within our means; but it is aaton'
fortune helps those who try
to help themselves. That very week
nice little, scholar of Nannie's stopped
after school to say that her parents
were going to move out of the city.
We knew where she lived?a pleasant
house in a respectable locality; so after
supper Ivate and I hunted up the landlord,
the next day we went in a body
to inspect the place, and the bargain was
conceded.
Bw Between that time and our departure j
BB ; we bade fair to lose our reputation of j
being the quietest .boarders in the house, I
for every night there was talking and
P^? laughing in one room or the other, while
we stitched and hemmed and figured?
this last the hardest of all.
Kate, with a confidence born of much
handling of money, made out a list in a
Ec twinkling, which list was perfectly sat
isfactory to all of us?until we inquired
M prices. One thing we were agreed upon,
and that was, rigid economy, so we
cheapened this and left out that, until it
looked quite reasonable.
Well, the first day of December found
us in ''our own hired house," and as Beth
g turned the key iu the hall door, we felt
I that we had burned our ships behind us.
The outgoing tenants seemed to rejjaru
| our experiment in the light of a hu?e
f joke, which they were willing to help
along, so they gave us a number of liousekeeping
things, among others a braided
HM mat, and a half-dozen plants all in blosHSH
soin, and sold us their range at a very
^low price. Beside this, we had a couple
'of bedsteadsjwith the furnishings, a few
dishes, our trunks, and a half-dozen
packing boxes of different sizes.
The next fortnight was a busy one. "We
rose early and went to bed late, and lived
B^B^*Tin picnic fashion, while we painted and
Hi pounded, and planned. We were in a
state of mind where we wished for no
Hb advice, much less help, from anybody
RS outside; but after jamming considerable
, plaster from the walls, and skin from our
knuckles, we decide 1 there were times
when a man could b' made useful, and
at Nannie's suggestion a certain young
E- architect from the boarding house was
? 'r taken into our confidence, and did valft|
iant tervicc in putting up shelves and
fj- hooks.
K One Friday night, with the last screw
in the kitchen clock shelf, the work was
done, and I doubt il many brides, goiug
into houses luxuriantly appointed without
care of theirs, feel half the satisfaction
that we did in looking rouud on the
result of our ingenuity and hardwork.
And it was a right cosy little place. There
was a good-sized si ting-room with two
sleeping-rooms opening from it, a kitchen
adjoining, a store-room, closets, etc.,and
as the house was on a corner, we Uad the
sun most of the day.
Kate and Nannie painted the floor of
their room soft gray, and covercd their
dressing-table and wash-stand with blue
and drab chintz. The one window was
draped with full curtains of unbleached
cotton, trimmed and looped back, with
bands of the chintz, and a low cushioned
chair and ottoman were covered with the
same blue and drab covering.
A low painted bedstead and chest of
drawers completed their furniture, and
strips of blue and gray carpeting before
the larger pieces took away any suspicion
of bareness.
The room Beth and I shared was precisely
similar, except that our floor was
painted a bright warm brown, and our
cretonne covers and bits of carpet were
scarlet and white. But it was on our
common sitting-room tnat we lavished
our greatest skill. The three windows
were curtained with full draperies of
cheese-cloth, over cream colored shades,
a big crimson bow at the top of each
window where the draperies parted.
Nannie, who was not in the least aesthetic,
pleaded to have the whole floor
covered, but as this meant twenty-five
yards of carpeting, she was voted down
x/Q the score of economy as well as of art.
A wide margin was staiued a
most delightful dead-leaf brown, and
nine yards of crimson and wood
colored carpet made a square large
enough to come well out around the center
table. And the table?we saw it one
day in front of an auction-room. The
top looked as though opposing forces had
fought across it, but the standard was
good and solid; so home it went, and
wl\(<u it was covered with Beth's old
gray I dyed crimson, and the
studcpt-TSifcJp set over tlie darn in tnc
middle, the effect was all that could be
desired.
Then we had Beth's piano and the
plants, and nobody knows until she tries
it how far a piano and plants go toward
furnishing a room. We had a comfortable
lounge, bought "in the cloth," and
covered by our own hands, a big Shaker
rocking-chair, and two or three smaller
rockers and camp-chairs. The wall-paper
was subdued, and our few pictures
and brackets made quite a show, and
when we had scattered our books and
trinkets about the room, it was a decided
success.
"There, Nannie," said Kate, when we
reached the cozy kitchen on our tour of
inspection, "you can tuck your little feet
right into the oven, and feast your eyes
on the braided mat, and if the cat was
only here, you would have reached the
climax of earthly happiness."
The young architect looked inquiringly,
and Nannie's ideal of bliss was explained
to him. He made ni comments,
but looked at her with a peculiar expresion
in his handsome eyes, and I felt
that the stability of the society was
threatened.
The next night as we were sitting
down cozily to our tea and toast, and
baked apples and milk, there was a ring
?6t the door, and Kate, answering it,
came back with a basket.
"It's directed to you, Nannie," she
said, holding it to the light. So Nannie
opened it, when out stepped a plump,
self-satisfied Maltese kitten,and attached
to one forc-naw was a card which said:
' The Climax." Beth tamed the card
over, and read the young architect's
name.
"Oh, Nannie?" she said, turning on
her reproachfully, "I hope you arc not
going to spoil "everything." But Nannie
was busy filling a saucer for the new
comer, and made no answer.
I may as well say here that, soon after,
the young man came to me in a very
straightforward way, made known his
intentions in regard to Nannie, and
asked permission to visit her. That
night, while she was gone on an errand,
T laid thi? miftstion before the other
girls.
'I move," said Kate, who was rather
given to sounding phrases?"I move
that he be granted leave to withdraw."
"Oh, let him come!" said Beth, with
true Southern obliviousness of consequences.
Well, he came, and came again, and
the little romance unfolded in a kindlier
atmosphere than that of a boardinghouse
parlor, and after a while I think
we all rather enjoyed him, as he was a
high-minded, intelligent young fellow,
who conducted his wooing with very
little nonsense. Some evenings he
would come in with his drawing-board
under his arm, and establishing himself
at our kitchen table, put in his marvelouslv
fine lines and figures, with
Nannie sitting beside him with her sewing,
making quite a Darby-and-Joan
picture. Kate sometimes shook her fist
at him from the covert of the sitting'
room, out she usually ended with "Bless
the children!" 4
B^t to turn from love to figures. How
UIUUU VIiu it iwai j
Now, I do not expect to be believed
when I say that our entire furnishing,
from the small mirrors in our bedrooms
to the big iron spoon in the pantry, cost
exactly $128.03; nevertheless, that was
the exact total. - It may seem more creditable
when it is understood that our
dressing-tables, wash-stands, and ottomans
were packing-boxes, aud that the
inviting cushioned chairs were originally
barrels. Of course our bedsteads were
not furnished with hair mattresses and
rose blankets, but we had warm coverings,
and clean straw-filled ticks, which
were simply luxurious after boardinghouse
mattresses.
Our table was not set forth with cutglass
and silver (except Kate's spoons
and forks), but it was clean, and the
food wholesome and varied.
And about the -cost of living?
pl/Wpf) TCnifi treasurer, and e>Y?>rv Satnr
dny night each of.us, y/tft five dollars and
a half into .a.-box kept for the purpose,
and she paid for everything out of it.
"VVe/questioucd her often, during the first
Tuonth, how the money was holding out,
but she made no satisfactory answer.
The first day of January we each found
on our plate at supper the following notice:
"The first monthly meeting of the
Home Co operative Society will be held
this evening in the kitchen, as soon
as the dishes arc done. A full attendance
is desired, to hear the report of the
treasurer."
Every member -was present, and the
treasurer read her report. After setting
forth at some length the origin and object
of the society, she presented the
following figures:
In Account with Home Co-orciUTivE Society.
Dr. I Cr.
ToCa?h..r.r... $97.43 ! By ton coal $ ~.t> )
" groceries 22.00
" meat and vegetables
1C.75
" milk.... 2 50
.' " labor (washing,
ironing and
cleaning}... G.ro
" rent ix.00
$72.75
" balance on hand 24.C8
t?7.43 *97.41
' Which means," said Kate," dropping
her official manner, "that we have had
all this good time, and den't owe a cent
for anything, and have six dollars and
seventeen cents apiece coming back to
us;" and she counted out four little piles
of money.
"And coal in the bin, and food in the
larder," added Beth.
The next month we paid fiv'e dollars a
week eaeh, and had a surplus, and after
that, four dollars a week usually covered
all expenses.
When we started, though we asked no
advice, we had lloods of it, and no end
of dismal predictions. "You'll quarrel,"
"You'll run in debt," "You'll find the
work too hard," "You'll get tired of it,"
and, most dreadful of all, "You'll be
talked about."
"Well," said Kate, when this was
brought up, "if a good name in the past,
and orderly living in the future won't
save us, why, let them talk. They must
talk about something, and while we are
under discussion somebody else will escape."
So that was disposed of. And
we did not run into debt, and wc did
not quarrel. It would be too much to
say that we never differed, but our differences
were never bitter.
"We used to think sometimes that Beth
shirked her share of the work, but she
was the sweetest-tempered creature living,
and always willing to make amends.
Then we had to hold a tight rein on
Kate, who was apt to waut luxuries out
of season, at exorbitant prices: and I
was sometimes a trial about cooking, being
absent-minded, and apt to burn
things up. As to Nannie, she was never
anything but a comfort. "VVe didn't keep j
her long, for one day, toward our lirst j
Thanksgiving, there was an unusual i
flutter in the house. "We trimmed the '
rooms with flowers, and tied a white
satin ribbon on The Climax; the minister
and a few friends came in and almost
before we knew it,Nannie and the young '
architect had gone off together in a hack,
with The Climax wailing in a basket on
the front seat.
I But this did not break up the society,
for another good friend stood ready to
fill the vacancy, and stepped promptly
in. And did wc not find the work too
hard? Well, sometimes it seemed a
bother, but, divided among four, it was
not oppressive; and if the larder got
empty, or other work pressed, wc took
our dinners out for a day or two.
And we did not get tired of it, but
after a three years' trial of the plan, arc
more and more satisfied, for it is
home. AVc leave it in the morning with
regret, and return to it gladly at night,
feeling that it is ours, that we are not
there ou sufFcreucc, but by right. And
this sense of security and permanently encourage
us to add comforts and even
luxuries to our surroundings, and I think
you might hunt up and down the city
and not find a more contented and comfortable
set of people than the members
of the Home Co-opcrntivc society.?liarl>cr\t
Bazar.
The Year Without a Snmmer.
The year 1810 was known thoughout
the United States and Europe as the
coldest ever experienced by any person
then living. Very few persons now
living can recollect it. June was the
coldest ever known in this latitude; frost
and ice were common. Almost every
green thing was killed, fruit nearly all
destroyed. Snow fell to the depth of
teu inches in Vermont, seven in Maine,
three in the interior of New York, and
also in Massachusetts. There were a few
warm days. All classes looked for them
in that memorable cold summer sixtyeight
years ago. It was called a dry
season. But little rain fell. The wind
i?i?.tlw? nnrtVi nnlrl finr]
tierce. Mothers knit extra socks and mittens
for their children in the spring, and
woodpiles that usually disappeared during
the warm spell in front of the houses
were speedily built up again. Planting
and shivering were done together, and
the farmers who worked out their taxes
on the country roads wore overcoats
and mittens. In a town in Vermont a
flock of sheep belonging to a farmer had
been sent, as usual, to their pasture. On
June 17 a heavy snow fell; the cold was
intense, and the owner started away at
noon to look for his sheep. "Better
start the neighbors soon, wife," he said
in jest before leaving; "being in the
middle of June I may get losfc in the
snow." Night came, the storm increased,
and lie did not return. The next morning
the family sent out for help and
started in search. One after another of
the neighbors turned out to look for the
missing man. The snow had covcred
up all tracks, and not until the end of
the third day did they find him on the
side of a hill, with both feet frozen, unable
to move. A farmer who had a large
field of corn in Tewksbury built fires
around it to ward off the frost; many an
evening he and his men took turns
watching it. He was rewarded with the
only crop of com in the neighborhood.
Considerable damage was done in New
Orleans in consequence of the rapid rise
of the Mississippi river; the suburbs
were covered with water and the roads
were passable only in boats, r ears tnac
the sun was cooling off abounded, and
throughout New England all picnics
were strictly prohibited.
July was accompanied with frost and
ice. On the 5 th ice was formed of the
thickness of window glass throughout
New England, New York, and some
parts of Pennsylvania. Indian corn was
nearly ail destroyed; some favorably
situated ficids escaped. This was true
of some of the hill farms of Massachusetts.
August was more cheerless, if
possible, than the summer months which
prccccded it. Ice was formed half an
inch in thickness. Indian corn was so
frozen that the greaterpart was cut down
and dried for fodder. Almost everygreen
thing was destroyed in this country
and in Europe. On the 30th snow
fell at Barnet, forty miles from London.
Papers received from England stated
"that it would be remembered by the
present generation that the year 1816
was a year in which there was no summer."
Very little com ripened in New
England and the Middle States; farmers
supplied themselves from corn produced
in 1815 for seed in the spring of 1817. It
sold at from $4 to $5 per bushel.
September furnished about two weeks
of the mildest weather of the season.
Soon after the middle, it became cold
and frosty; ice formed a quarter of an
inch in thickness. October produced
more than its share of cold weather;
frost and ice were common. The summer
and autumn of 181G, cold, rainy,
and ungeuial throughout Europe, were
peculiarly so in France. Constant rains
fell during the months of July, August,
and September. But for an abundant
potato crop, famine, with all its horrors,
would have been her lot.' The minister
of the interior established granaries
throughout, the kingdom, where corn
was sold to the destitute at a reduced
price. Prices rose, however, to more
than double, and hundreds perished of
actual want. November was cold and
blustering; snow fell so as to make good
sleighing. December was mild and comfortable.?Boston
Transcript.
The Cowboy's Favorite Gun.
I dropped into a large store on El Paso
afrp^t. whifli oninvs thtt wniltiition of
selling more amis than any other house
in the city, writes a correspondent of the
St. I.ouis Globe-Democrat. While inspecting
the glittering array of pistols of
all kinds which filled half a dozen showcases,
a young fellow of about twentythree
entered. lie was dressed in approved
frontier style, sombrero it would
take three days to walk around the rim
of, white handkerchief tied loosely round
the neck, blue shirt, pants stuck in his
boots, and large Mexican spurs up.au.. his
heels, jingling ashe luaAfced: fie wished
to buy a "guy^hi the expressiveness
uTVii laconic tongue of the frontier a
"gun" is a revolver; a rifle* is called by
the name of the maker; and the weapon
of the sportsman, uncurtailed of its fair
proportions, is known as a shotgun.
Selecting from the case a handsomely
mounted Colt's forty-five calibre revolver,
the clerk said: "How would you
like this? It is the newest thing out?
a double action forty-five." "Ain't worth
a row of beans. No man 'ccpt. he is a
tenderfoot wants that kind of thing.
Give me old reliable all the time. You
see a man that's used to the old style is
apt to get fooled?not pull her off in
time?and then he'll"be laid out colder'n
a wedge."
lie was handed a single-action Colt's
of the same model, which, after carefully
examining, he proceeded to cock and
tire, twirling the pistol oround his forefinger
and pressing the trigger the moment
the butt came into palm of his
hand. After some little "kick" about
the price the weapon was paid for and
the customer left the store.
"There arc few men," observed the
clerk, as his customer left, "that can do
that trick. I have been ten years on the
Southwest frontier, among the worst
classes, and don't know more nor half a
dozen, 'jiiu me is.iu coiuu uo 11; so
can Pat Garret, former sheriff of Lincoln
county; so can Dan Tucker, deputy
sheriff of Doming. Curly Bill could do
it best of the lot, and that's how he
killed Sheriff White at Tombstone.
"How was that?"
"Well, you see Curly Bill was trying
to paint the town red, and White heard
of it, and going up to him, covered him
with his six-shooter, and told him lie
had got to give up his gun. Bill handed
the gun out butt first, but kept his linger
inside the guard, and as the sheriff
reached for it he gave it that twist you've
seen, turned her loose, and the sheriff
passed in hia checks."
The Jumping Bean.
Mr. Fred. Frclinghuysen, son of Secretary
Frelinghuysen, possesses a number
of Mexican jumping beans, which he
procured from the United States agricultural
department. According to Mr.
Frelinghuysen these acrobatic beans are
vnru mm Thov nro rnrfninlv pnnsidnrnrl
""J -?J J
a great currosity by all those who have
see them, and no one yet has explained
what they are. Each pod contains three
kernels. Each segment is rounded on
one side and A shaped on the other,
greenish yellow in color, and in circumference
about the size of a silver threecent
piece. When placed on a table
they roll over and skip about, sometimes
jumping a couple of inches. When held
between the thumb and forefinger
they are Jelt to beat ns strongly ns the
throbbing of a strong man's pulse.
Old man Pettigrew, of Austin, is very
precise in his statements, and is also a
strict constructionist. One morning a
neighbor rushed in on Pettigrew, while
the latter was eating his breakfast, and
exclaimed excitedly: "Your house
is on fire." "Sir ?" "Your house is
burning up." "You are wrong sir."!
"Wrong?" "Yes, sir, thi- is not my !
house. I only rent it."? Texas Si/tings.
? miMMkr-"-*
FORTUNES WON AND LOST.
WHAT A HOTED GAMBLES SATS
AS OUT PL ATI HO.
( niublm Never Fitted for Anything
EInc?<>anibling Endt in Dlsslpa*
lion.
Quite early yesterday morning a rather
young-looking man of about thirty-five
entered the IIofTman honsc and greeted
those present with a pleasant good-morn
ing. JIc was dressed in a ncat-fittin"
suit of some light material, and appeared
as bright as a new gold dollar. He
chatted plensantly a few moments with
those about him, and then went to breakfast.
This man was Billy Deutsch, at one
time the manager of Booth's theatre,
and Mr. and Mrs. W. J. Florence.
Billy Deutsch is quite a celebrated
man in his way. lie was known, and is
yet, as a mighty gambler. He has chained
a certain kind of fame as a noted oacc arat
bank breaker, and mentioned in Paris
as "The King of Baccarat." He is almost
six feet tall, and wears a black mus
tachc.
After breakfast Mr. Deutscli indulged
in conversation. Of course, gambling
was mentioned. In his long experience
lie had come to the conclusion that those
who touch cards or gamble are almost
lost. However intelligent a player was,
after he had won n few times he was unfitted
for anything else but the life of a
gambler.
He stated that hie favorite game was
baccarat, at which he had lost ovcr$r>00,000,
which result all could expect if they
continued to follow the game. On one
occasion, being out ?.")0,000 on the game,
be bet $20,000 on the turn of a card and
won.
The title "The Kiug of Baccarat" was
bestowed on him in Paris. Some time
ago, for twenty-eight days in succession,
he won $340,000. The smallest lie won
during that time was $:},G00, and the
largest $32,000 in one nicht. He had
often made bets of $(1,000, and other
large amounts. In playing he always re
mnins cool, and never loses his lieaa.
Mr. Deutsch played thirty games of
cards arid won $1,000 on Foxhall when
he won the Grand Prix de Paris. Mr.
Dcutsch claims that he is not a professional
gambler, and only played for
pastime.
Ilis experience had taught him that a
man who wins money on cards simply
squanders and dissipates it. He also
forms habits which unlit him for any legitimate
business. Gambling was the
cause of a majority of suicides.
Gambling in London was not allowed
as it was in Paris. In France every one
plays, from the highest to the lowest.
Gambling there is looked upon as a pastime,
and not as a vice.
Mr. Dcutsch stated in conclusion that
he had sworn never to touch cards again,
and would go into the brokerage or theatrical
business, probably the theatrical.
?New York Truth.
Drunken women in juonuun.
During two months in London, says a
correspondent of the New York Tribune,
1 think I have seen more drunken women
than drunken men in the streets. Statistics
of this kind are apt to be misleading,
of course. I happened to see more
public drunkenness in Paris than in London,
and yet in hard drinking London
no doubt takes a long lead. But the
drunken women and the drinking women
that are among the sights of the poorer
quarters in London arc not pleasing to
the eye of the American, who is not accustomed
to see women on either side of
the bar. Here they are to be found on
both sides.- Barmaids serve the liquor
in almost every " puonc uousc or gin
palace," and in every one you pass you
can see women drinking.
Sometimes there may be only a few,
and sometimes they form a large share
of the crowd. You will often see respectably
dressed women, apparentlywell-to-do,
walking opeuly into these
places, and evidently thinking nothing
of it. They may be going in merely for
a glass of beer, but their "less prosperous
sisters are more likely to be taking gin.
Walking through Drury lane or some
other squalid street at midnight of a Saturday
night you see a spectacle of
wretchedness an<1 vice that is fairly disheartening.
The street swarms with
dirty, half-naked children and gossiping,
tipsy women, some of whom not even
gray hairs will keep from cursing, quarreling
and lighting. Whether the presence
of the bar-maid behind the counter encourages
the women to come in and drink
or whether sheis put there to encourage the
men to come in, or simply because her
labor is cheaper than a man's, is a problem
SVin ia tViorft tn stn.v. annarentlv.
ivu.. v,.~ .w 1
and seems to be regarded as one of the
established institutions of the country.
It is the custom to speak of her as the
"pretty barmaid." Perhaps this was
true of the first generation of barmaids,
but it is not easy to find the justification
for it now. The barmaid of the period
has a business-like, resolute look, as if
she could exercise the functions of an
American "bouncer" on occasion, but
those we happened to see were certainly
not beautiful. The one making most
pretentions to prettiness was a modestlooking
girl in the foyer of the handsome
new Empire theatre. She tried to open
a bottle of soda water for us. The cork
was obstinate. "When she put the bottle
between her knees and began to tug with
all her strength, I confcss that my
American instincts overcame. I took
the bottle away from her and pulled the
cork myself. Probably this was a very
ridiculous thing to do. Sir Lepcl Grif?
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| iin says uiu uugicu ux uuucicuuc [miu iu
women in America is absurd .or something
of that sort. An American (from
"Wisconsin) told an Englishman, with
some Western intensity, that in America
the man who put a woman bduatJf'the
l?ar to sell his whisky wgu'id be lynched
>>y the men who draijJUrYt. The Englishman
seeiTftd vepy/much amused.
Swordsmen of the Deep.
Imagine whales fencing with one
another for amusement!
It seems as if such a thing could not
be; and yet there are whales of a certain
species which not only fence with one
another, but use their teeth for swords.
It is the narwhal that fences. One of
the teeth of the male narwhal always
fVirrvurrli flio nnnpp lin nnrl stnnfls
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out like a spear, straight iu front of the
animal.
It seems as if all the material that
should have gone to fill the narwahl's
mouth with teeth had gone to the one
tooth that grows out through the lip; for
sometimes this tooth is eight feet long.
The animal itself, from head to tail, is
seldom more than sixteen feet in length.
Of what use such an enormous tooth
is to the narwhal 110 one knows. Some
persons say it is used for spearing fish;
others, that its use is to stir up the mud ,
in the bottom of the ocean in order to
scare out the fish that may be hiding
there; and one man says the tooth is for
the purpose of breaking holes in the ice
in winter; for the narwhal, like all
whales, is obliged to come to tlie surlacc
at intervals to breathe.
Whatever the tooth is intended to be
used for, it is certain that when the narwhal
wishes to play it finds another narwhal
of a like mind, and away they
charge at each other t;ll the long toothswords
clash together.
They are active as well as frolicsome,
and sailors tell of seeing them crossing
swords in this way, thrusting and parrying,
and rolling and darting about with
marvelous agility and grace.
The narwhal is light gray in color, and
covered with black spots. For a great
many reasons it is valued by the Greenlanders.
It furnishes a very fine quality
of oil, its flesh is used for food, and its
skin, made into a jelly, and called miWtk,
is considered a dainty too choice for
ordinary occasions.
This "swordsman of the deep," as I
have called him, is a warm blooded animal,
and must not be confounded with
the saw-fish or sword-fish, both of which
arc entirely different irom the narwhal.?
John Ji. Coryell, in St. Nicholas.
The Cost of Reyalty.
As a sample of what royalty costs the
people of Great Britain alone, Whitakcr
eives the following annuities to the royal
family:
Her Majesty?
Privy purse ? 60,000
Salaries of household 131,260
Expenses of household 172,500
Hoyai lx>uuty, etc 13,500
U nappropriafced 8,540
?385,000
Prince of Wales ?40,000
Princess of W ales 10 000
Crown Princess of Prussia 8,000
Duke of Edinburgh 25,00:)
Princess Christian of SchleswigHolstein
0,000
Princess Louise (Marchioness of
Lorne) 0,000
Duke of Connaught 25,000
Duke of Albany 25,000
Duke of Cambridge 0,000 '
Duchess of Mecklenburg-Strelitz .'{,000 .
I Duke of Cambridge 12,000 J
i Duchess of Teck 5,000 i
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! The diver is the man who weights for !
, the tide.?New York Journal. 1
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SCIENTIFIC AND INDUSTRIAL
A plan for lessening the violence of
storms has been submitted to the French
Academy of Sciences by M. Minard, who
proposes to use a great number of lightning
rods elevated on telegraph posts
and connccted with the iron tracks of
railways.
Mineral wool is used for packing to
deaden the sound between floors in
buildings, and being incombustible it is
now pretty generally used between the
floors and ceilings in new houses. Mineral
wool is obtained from the slag from
blast furnaces, and is produced by
throwing a jet of steam against the stream
of slag as it flows from the furnace.
Experiments have been made at one of
the large collieries in England with compressed
lime for bringing down coal from
the ledges. Holes are bored iuto the
vein of coal, filled in with compressed
lime nncl rubbisb and men water is
forced in. which causes the charge to expand
and bring down great masses os
the fuel in solid lumps. The experiments
arc said to have been highly satisfactory.
The reign of Charles II. of England
was a great era in science. Sir Isaac
Newton discovered the wondrous law
that holds the sun and planets in their
orbits; Halley commenced his learned investigation
of tides, comets, and the
earth's magnetism; Boyle improved the
air pump and studied by its aid the properties
of the atmosphere; Ilobbcs and
Locke discoursed of the human mind, its
laws and relations to matter.
When pure platinum is as soft as silver,
but by the addition of iridium it becomes
the hardest of metals. The great difficulty
in manipulating platinum is its excessive
resistance to heat. A temperatcre
that will make steel run like water
and melt down lire clay has absolutely no
effect upon it. You may put a piece of
platinum wire not thicker than human
hair into a blast furnace where ingots of
steel are melting down all around it and
the bit of wire will come out as absolutely
unchanged as if it had been in an icebox
all the time.
It is said that an electric hand lamp
has been invented, the illuminating principle
of which is generated by some simple
chemicals that are redicuously
cheap and easily manipulated. A little
sliding drawer at the bottom of the lamp
holds the electric spnrk in the solution,
while, by simple touching a button, a
magnificent light is developed or extinguished,
as the case may be. This
lamp does not specially differ in appearance
from the ordinary kerosene affair,
and can be used in thte ?ame way, but
with a complete absence of trouble, odor
or danger.
HEALTH HINTS,
Do not imagine you need medicine if
you feci a little sick. Take a rest. In
many cases a good bath and a few hours
sleep are all that is necessary.
A cucumber, in lieu of icc, is cut in
slices and laid upon the heads of fever
patients in England. The effect is said
to be cool, grateful and refreshing.
For the relief of earache?put five
drops of chloroform in a little cotton or
wool in the bowl of a clay pipe, and blow
the vapor through the stem into the aching
ear.
A California physician claims that the
juice from eucalyptus leaves has induced
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ilie nair to grow uii ma ucau. xxc
was in the habit of pounding to a pulp
the leaves, which he applied to his hea
for the cure of headache, and was Surprised
to find a new and abundant crop
of hair commence to grow.
Superfluous hair can be removed successfully
and permanently by using a
paste composed of water and any properly
prepared depilatory powder, such as
are put up by all of the leading chemists
and pharmacists. Allow the paste to
remain on for two minutes then remove
it, and the hair and its follicles will have
been completely destroyed. Pcpilatorv
powders are very injurious, however, if
improperly prepared.?Health and Home
An Antique Town Still Unchanged.
Why, I saw houses in Nuremburg that
are not a day more than a hundred and
fifty years old! I was shocked by the
sight of a dozen, at least, plate' glass
windows. There is gas in Nuremburg.
They have street cars there. Some of
the city wall has been torn down to let
in more of the nineteenth century.
But hardly a sight or sound within the
circuit of Rothenburg breaks in upon
your midia:val dream. The narrow,
dingy streets are lighted ?so far as lighted
at all?by lanterns. These are hung on
wires stretched across the street, ana are
drawn in by pulleys at one side to be replenished.
Street-rail or gas-lamp there
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pletely around with turreted gates. And
the towers, as they throw their arms ten- I
dcrly about their charge, look back to
bid defiance to all modern institutions.
At some points, the very water in the
moat still sleeps in venerable stagnation.
As your omnibus rattles under three or
four successive arches into the silent
streets, the lingering echoes of
our new era die away behind,
and you drop <our or five centuries from
human history. You wander through
the little city (of not more than 0,500 '
inhabitants) wherever your feet incline, I
and pass hundreds of houses, any one of j
whicii, like a certain old domicile in
New London. Ct., or one in Medford. J
Mass., would be the chief "lion!l%f*an
American town. Most of were
standing before the fathers left
Holland?marjv.-?T "them before America
was discojpgred. With their steep, towering^x^Ttiled
roofs, their sculptured
pnJteways and corner turrets for defense,
"and gloomy court-yards, they look down
in lordly compassion on your freshness
and your upstart nation beyond the sea.
Hour after hour I roam the streets, looking
in vain for a modern house. Every
street is paved throughout, with not a
sidewalk to be seen. The primitive simplicity
and naturalness, too, of the Rothenbergers,
are charming. About every
man you meet recognizes you as a stranger,
and feeling that the town owes you a
courtesy, touches his hat with a cordial
smile. Not a bad example for 6ome of
us Americans. It must be granted that
the odor of antiquity in some of the bystreets
is slightly too strong for the most
romantic. Hut one can pardon that and
even overlook the torture chamber, under
the Rathhaus (of which the present generation
is innocent) in consideration of
all the wierd fascination of the quaint
old town.?Prof. C. D. Wilcox.
Center of Earthquake Trouble.
Though some terrible earthquakes
occur in Europe and Asia, South America
seems to be the center of trouble. In
1812 the city of Caracas, in Venezuela,
was destroyed in three shocks, each of
which did not occupy twenty seconds.
In 1859 the city of C'allao was also completely
demolished, this being the second
time. The first time a wave came in from
the sea one hundred feet high, and without
warning burst upon the city. In
1822 an earthquake produced some
strange changes in the Andes. Mountains
were leveled, others were raised,
and a tract of land one thousand miles
square was bodily elevated about seven
feet.
It has been learned from old records
that the destruction of Herculaneum and
Pompeii was nearly accomplished by an
earthquake sixteen years before the ashes
of Vesuvius covcred them from sight.
Biblical records tells us that earthquakes
were felt in Syria in the time of Ahab,
900 B.C., and also in the reign of Uzziah,
800 B. C. In Joscphus there is mention
of an earthquake that desolated judea at
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HAC l/iuiu ui tiiv; utuiiv/ v/i iiviiuuij i/a w,
C., destroying over 10,000 people. Antioch
has been visited by some terrible
scenes. The worst visitation was in 520,
A. D., when over 200,000 persons were
destroyed. Sixty years later another
shock destroyed 60,000 more.
How They Fall.
The woman who steps on a banana
peel will be down in a heap and up again
with a faint little shriek before anybody
knows anything about it, while the man
will fall the length of the whole block,
as usual, waving both hands in the air,
kicking with both feet, plunging, throwing
hat and umbrella into space, howling
at every jump, until, breathless and exhausted,
he caroms on an ash barrel at
the end of the run and rings down the
curtain by rolling downstairs into a barber
shop.?Bob Burdette.
Absinthe Prinking.
The amountof absinthe drinking which
takes place at Marseilles, France, is abnormal.
The great street is the Hue Cannabierc.
which is the boulevard Montmartrc
of Paris raised in intensity. The
shady side is an almost unbroken series
of cafes, and from early morning until
late at night usually the tables in front
ire occupied by Marseillais, with a little. |
iccanter full of syrup of gum,and two or i
three bottles containing nbsinthc, from I
ivhich they help themselves. I
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!A BUCKEYE JESSE JAMES.
*HB 8T0B7 OP A BOBBER VOW XV
JAIL.
Robber and ITIurderer, Then a Be*
apected Ohio Jlerchant, and After*
ward a Robber' Again.
In a letter from Ilillsboro, Ohio, to the
New York Sun, the history of a notorious
criminal is given as follows: Frank
Messmer, a young man serving a ten
years' term in the penitentiary for robbery,
has been pardoned. Messmer was
the pal of Bob McKimmie, the Jesse
James of Southern Ohio. Since Messmer
has been out of jail he has made many
disclosures, which, with the known history
of McKimmie, make up a tale equul
to those told of the Younger and James
criminals. McKimmie was born thirty
years ago near Kainsboro. He began
stealing when a schoolboy, and at fourteen
joined the regular army at Columbus.
He went to fight Indians, and deserted
in two years. He became a road
agent in Utah, and with companions
robbed and murdered stage passengers
and express agents. He, with others,
was captured and sentenced to fifteen
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jrcurs in mc iuunuuu jji;mii;unui jr. ju
nine months he escaped with Jack Williamson,
a fellow convict. The guard
was killed to effect the escape. From
Utah McKimmie went to the Black Hills.
Jn February, 1877, herobbcd the Cheyenne
stag&. He had organized a gang of
five cut-thronts who robbed the mail, express
and passengers. In March, the
gang attempted to rob another stage, and
McKimmie killed Johnny Slaughter, the
driver. The horses ran away, and the
eleven passengers escaped. Later, at the
Cheyenne crossing, the same gang robbed
three coaches, ana soon had over $20,000.
A woman dressed in boy's clothes
followed McKimmie in his depredations,
and overheard his comrades plotting to
kill and rob him. She warned him, and
McKimmie, with one companion, took
the entire booty and went to Texas.
From Texa->, McKimmie came to
Hillsboro in September, 1877. lie was
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and said be bad been successful in caltle
herding in Texas. He became a peaceful
citizen of Rainsboro, and married
Clara Ferguson, an orphan girl, against
her uncle's wish. McKimmie bought a
store and was soon a merchant in good
standing.
A few months later, M. F. Leach, of
Ogalln, Mo., camc here after a Union
Pacific train-robber. He had suspccted
McKimmie, but was mistaken, as tie
latter had come here the month befose
the robbery in question. Leach afterward
met Detective Bullock, of Deact
wood, and told him about McKimmie's j
new start in life. Bullock knew the: j
robber from exnerience. and had been.
trying to trace him for some time. Ifo
came here at once and visited McKimmie's
store. Getting him outside he arrested
McKimmie on charges of robbery
and murder^ McKimmie's lawyers got
him out of jail in an hour, but he was
immediately rearrested. After much legal! i
fighting the case was carried to the su
preme court, and McKimmie went to j
jail. An attempt to release him by forged j
telegrams from Columbus was made by '
his friends, but failed. In January, 1878, 1
while his case was pending he escaped |
from jail by shooting the sheriff and i
cowing the guards witn a revolver. An :
old man seized a gun loaded with shot;
and fired at the fugitive. The shot struct. I
his cigar-case and his life was saved.
He eluded capture, and was secreted,
with friends near here for ^eeks. He-,
even had a friend arrange to bring Detective
Norris into a certain Chillicothe^
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saioun (uul ue luigut acu him iui iuiuisi
recognition. He 8aw the detective:
through a knothole. He then went toVirginia,
met his wife in Richmond, and
lived with her in Raleigh, Charles,
ton, Savannah, and at Nassau, N.
P. There he became bankrupt and
was imprisoned forty-one days for a.
board debt. He worked his way to
New York, leaving his wife at Nassau,,
Coming to Ohio he failed to get money
from his lawyers,and plotted with Messmer
to rob a, farmer named Roads, living
near here; They got eighty dollars,
from Roads. With this money the bandit
went back to his wife, and cam&
here again in October, and planned torol>
the Bainbridge bank with New York.
Charley, another noted robber.
Meanwhile Messmer had been sentenced
to ten years' imprisonment for
robbery. With other pals McKimmie remained
in the country, and robbed two*
rich old maids in Pike county. Then hewent
to New York, intending to go for
mifo nf 'Muaenn TTa fume bark. as.
the ship would not sail for some time,
and lived in an old cabin at Kainsboro.
It had been abandoned for yeare, and.
neighbors were surprised one morning
to see a curl of blue smoke ascend from
the old stone chimney. The word wa*
given out that McKimmiewas there, and
a pos3c of men found him there ready for
a fight. He resisted arrest until shot,
twice. Efforts were mado to lynch him,
but he was taken to the Hillsboro jail,
chained and pinioned. The Wyoming
authorities attempted to get him, but he
was tried for robbery on several indictments,
and got a joint term of fifteen
years. His conduct in State prison has
been good, and he hopes to get out
through a pardon before his term ends.
If he does, the Wyoming detectives -vtilh
be on the watch and take him to rJend-^
wood to be tried for murd?j^fi<rrobbe.iy.
He has thrc^a^oTtill Bullock and
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Changes Going: On in China.
The Chinaman is clannish and conservative.
But he is remarkably free from
prejudice, religious or patriotic, especialy
in matters of tangible interest. He has a
natural objection to alter his clothes, unlike
the Japanese, for they suit him better
than any other. But he has no objection
to purchasing the article which he
judges to be the cheapest and the best,
wherever it may come from. He is very
sensible in his economy, and if he prefers
the home-made article, it is because he
finds it cheaper and more enduring. Native
patterns of cloth, both woolen and
cotton, if scrupulously imitated, will find
buyers if laid down cheaper than the native
article. Though the Chinese are
CUDhUrvailVU, luiciyu ill liliuo uiv vivv<j/iuq
into use. Clocks, watches, matches,
lamps, red blankets, are now seen not
only everywhere in the seaport towns and
near the coast, but far inland.
The Chinese, contrary to general
opinion, have been found to appreciate
in a wonderful degree the value of the
rapid transmission by wire. The telegraph
is being carried from north to
south, and from cast to west, along the
Yangize and Canton rivers. A line is
working in Formosa. Begun with such
vigor, there is reason to believe that the
network will rapidly spread over the
land. The telephone and electric light
have made their way into China. Although
the first railroad constructed in
China, from Shanghai to Woosung,
opened and closed in 187G,- was not approved
by the government?rhc line
being bought and removed to the shores
of Formosa, where it now lies?the steam
engine is at work. This is on a line to
the Kaiping coal mines, a distance of six
miles and a half, constructed by LiHung-Chang.
Machinery has been introduced
not only at the Kaiping mines,
but elsewhere. The ?upcrstitions regarding
shafts dug through the earth,
the "dragon's veins," are giving way.
Mines arc being promoted by the Chinese
in various parts, but with great rashness,
the fact that mines are utterly useless
without communication not having been
grasped. Gas has long been in use
at Shanghai. The flotilla of thirty
steamers, with a tonnage of some
:i0,000 tous, started by the China
Merchants' company, has not been a
pecuniary success as yet, mainly owing,
however, to maladministration during
the late speculative crisis. Insurance
companies arc at work at Hong Kong
and Shanghai, doing an important and
increasing business. In military matters
while the late Franco-Chinese difficulty
has clearly shown the imperfect condition
of the Chinese forces, important
chaugcs have been effected. The most
important have been tbe arming bodies
of men with the breech-loader, the drilling
of Li's force, the establishment of
dockyards,the introduction of torpedoes,
Krupp guns, transports, and gun-boats
on the European models. The fact that
the military organization is still wretched
orlmini?trfitinn r.orrunt does not
vitiate the fart of progress having been j
made. The native press has made con- I
sidcrable strides. Commenced in
with the Shun-Pao, there are now some
half-dozen papers in China. Their influence
is considerable and is extending
rapidly. As a proof of their enterprise
it may be mentioned that the Shun-Pao
sent a "special correspondent" to Tonquin
to follow the operations, though he
very wisely thought discretion the better
part of valor and declined to land on his J
arrival at Haiphong.?London Times.
An observer says most of the centena,
rians in America are from Ireland,
though there are many among the col
ored people.
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MORE IN THE MAN THAN IN THE
XAND.
I knowed a man, which he lived in Jones,
Which Jones is a county of red hills and
stones,
And he lived prerty ranch by gettin, of loans.
And his mules "were nuthin' but skin and
bones,
And his hogs was flat as his corn-bread pones,
And he had 'bout a thousand acres of
land.
This man?which his namo it was also JonesHe
swore that he'd leave them old red hills
and stones'
Fur ho couldn't make nuthin' but yollerish
cotton.
And little o' thot, and his fences was rotten,
And what little corn he had, hit was
'boughten,
And danged if a livin* was in the land.
And the longer ho sworo the mndder he got,
And ho rizand he walked to the stable lot;
And ho hollared to Tom to come thar and
hitch,
For to emigrate somerwhar whar land was
rich,
And to quit raisin' cockburs, thistles and
sich,
And a waistin' their time on the cussed
land.
So him and Tom they hitched up the mules,
Pertestin' that folks was mighty big fools
That 'ud stay in Georgy their lifetime out,
Just scratchin' a livin' when all of 'em
mought
Get places in Texas, wharpotton would sprout
3y the time you could i>lant in the land
And he driv by a house whar a man named
Brown
Was a livin' not far from the edge of town,
And ho bantered Brown for to buy his place
And said that bein' as money was skaco,
And bein' as sheriffs was hard o' faco
Two dollars and acre would git the land.
They closed at a dollar and fifty cents,
And Jones he bought him a wagin and tents,
A_J I-.J-.J u:_ ?? i
AIIU JLUOUCU 11AO <JU1U uiiu ma mxuiiut* uiut
truck,
And moved to Texas, which it tuck
His entiro pile, -with the best 'o luck,
To git thar and git him a little land.
J3ut Brown moved out on the old Jones farm
.And he rolled up his breeches and bared his
arm,
And he picked all the rocks from ofTn the
groun',
And he rooted it up and plowed it down;
Then he plowed his corn and his wheat in
the land.
Five years glid by, and Brown, one day
(Which he'd got so fat that ho wouldn't
weigh),
Was a settin down, sorter lazily,
To the bulliest dinner you ever see,
When one o' the children jumped on his knee,
And says: "Yan's Jones, which you
bought his land"
And thar was Jones, standing out at the
fonce,
And he hadn't no wagin, nor mules nor tents,
l For he had left Texas afoot and cum
To Georgy to see if he couldn't get sum
Employment, and he was lookirV as humble
as ef
He had never owned any laud
But Brown he arxcd him in, and he sot
Him down to his vittles smokin' hot,
And when he had filled liisself and the floor
Brown looked at him sharp and riz and swore
That " whether men's land was rich or poor,
Thar was more in the man than thar was
in the land.11
?Sidney Lanier, in Southern Cultivator.
1IUjM.UK UJT Tut, JiAK.
i The butcher who trusts loses flesh.?
Boston Post.
; Babies know nothing of politics, yet
j they are fond of crow.?Puck.
I A door ifi sometimes a jar and an earthquake
Always is.?Lowell Courier.
"The work of reclaiming the Potomac
flats is rapidly going on," so says an
exchange. "This must be pleasant
reading for Washington dudes.?Burlington
Free Press.
A boarding-house cook has been
awarded $430 for the invention of a
new and improved, chicken soup. Perhaps
the improvement consists of putting
in some chickea.?Derrick.
"At great heights, dogs lose their
; power of barking." It is a line scheme,
! then, to keep your dog in the garret,
: or tie him up to the swaying limb of a
' tall and lonely tree.?Hawkeye.
SHE AND ME.
She held him fast hi her soft white arms
And kissed him warn with a yearning
' hug,
For she wa3 a girl of the upper ten,
And he?well, ho was tx dogoned pug.
?Merchant-Traveler.
Maud?"Isn't this a queer title for a
book, mother: 'Not Like Other Girls V
I wonder what she can be if she is not
like other girls?" Mother?"I don't
know, unless she goes into the kitchen
HUU IlUIjJS Ufl LUUtUUl AJJOL^MVA VI ILIg
in the parlor to read novels."- Life.
i A horrible example: A Parisian tloci
tor precribed for a lady who had objec;
tions against growing stout: "Take exercise,
my dear lady. Consider the trees
! of the field; they never take exercise,
and as a consequence they go on growing
bigger and bigger every year."?
ton Journal ? ?*?
SELEUT SIFTINGS.
The bread eaten at table in Turin is
a yard long and an eighth of au inch in
diameter, of a pipe stem form, very crisp,
and exceedingly palatable. It is called
i "grissiai," after the doctor who invented
it 011 hygienic principles.
The business of monarchy promotes
longevity. Witness the ages of the folI
lowing rulers: The emperor of Germany
j is eighty-seven; the king of the Nether;
lands, sixty-seven; the king of Denmark,
: sixty-six, and Queen Victoria, sixty-five.
Church bells from a Baltimore foundry
are in demand in England. Already
I China, West Africa, Nova Scotia, Newfoundland,
the West Indies and parts of
South America nave drawn upon tne
same establishment for its silver-toned
bells.
In 1800 we imported half the woolen
goods consumed in cloth and in wool.
j\row we produce about four-tiftlis of the
consumption, and the small proportion
imported is largely carpet wools of too
low a grade for civilized agriculture to
produce.
A great plague, called the "black
death," beginning on the plains of Western
Asia, swept over Europe during the
I years 1318-1331, destroying probably oneI
third of the whole population. This, by
i diminishing the number of people, doui
bled the price of labor.
| In Alabama is a China tree ten feet in
I circumference. Its top was torn away
i by a storm; but six feet up the trunk
i two more trees have taken root and
; grown up as high as the old tree is.
Ilalf way up the trunk of the original
tree a peach tree stands out.
It is said that no watch -will keep the
same time with two people. This is owing
to the temperature of the wearer,
and it is claimed that even the mere
physical difference in gait and movement
between different people will affect
the time-keeping of a watch, which is
probably also affected in .some degree by
the magnetism of the wearer.
The origin of the trade dollar is thus
explained. The Chinese are paid for their
tea mainly in silver. In 187:5 the United
States coined 155.000,000 of the trade
dollars for use in India. Previously the
Mexican dollar had nracticallv monono
lized the field. The American dollar
was heavier and possessed more intrinsic
value, but it was found that for some
mysterious reason the Chinese merchants
preferred the Mexican to the American
coin, a fact probably due to their hereditary
dislike of novelties, and now no
trade dollars are shipped to China. The
The Chinese heard some years ago, that
our government intended to redeem
these dollars at par, and being shrewd ;
enough to see an opportunity forspecu
lation, they hoarded the coins and sent i
them to this country. At all events,
they arc said to have disappeared in
China as well as in this country.
A Circus Elephant in a Rn?c.
Cole's huge elephant Sampson severed I
his chiiins ut Ilailcy, Idaho, and started
to pulverize his keeper, who made u
hasty retreat. A cage of lions stood in
the way of the infuriated animal, which
he picked up and hurled to one side, I
killing two horses. The circus people '
called on the crowd to shoot the monster, j
and a lively firing hegan, but without
appreciable eiTect. Finally a party of ' i
men succeeded in roping the beast and j
he wits quieted. Thirty bullet holes 1
were found in his hide. Tbe damage '
done by him amounted to -$10,000. f
Adolphus?"Why is it, don't you
know, that all the young fellahs sit
down on me so?" Mary Jane ?"I don't
know, Dolly, unless it is that they like
a soft seat."?Boston Transcript.
Carpets arc of very ancient us^l^^tt
East, but were not known in EuropeSr
countries until comparatively recent
times. Even up to the time of Queen
Elizabeth, when there was such prodigal
richness in personal adornment, the
houses of the wealthy, in England, were
scantily furnished and lacked some of
the simplest appliances for health and
comfort. The noors of beaten and hardened
earth were often covered with nothing
warmer than a layer of matted straw,
and none of the early chroniclers make
mention of carpets.
Infinite toil would not enable you to
sweep awuy a mist, but by ascending a
little you may often look over it altogether.
So it is with our moral improvement;
we wrestle fiercely with a vicious
habit which would have no hold upon us
if we ascendcd into a higher moral atmosphere.
In the midst of all the cxcitcment
concerning it, the north pole remains
perfectly cool.?Blizzard.
"XtKoMkitfca
and everything in the nature of eruption!,
blotonee, pimples, ulcers, scrofulous hnmon,
and incipient consumption, which 1* nothing
??? lo" +Vion wmfnlinfth* Inner*, mm
pletoly oat of the system. It stimulates and
invigorates the liver, tones np the stomach,
regulates the bowels, purifies the blood, and
builds up the weak places of the body. It is a
purely vegetable compound, and will do more
than Is claimed for it We refer to Dr. Pierce's
"Golden Medical Discovery."
maintenance (^experimental forest stations.
Lydia E. Finkham'a Vegetable Compound
is to be had at the nearest drug store for a dollar.
It is not claimed that this remedy will
cure every disease undo* the sun. but that it
does all that it claims to do, thousands of
good women know and declare.
The New York horse cars last year killed
twenty-four persons and injured eighty-nine.
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are the words used by a lady, who was at one
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inflammation, etc., etc. She began
taking Dr. Rcrce's "Favorite Prescription,"
and also using the local treatments recommended
by him, and is now, she says, "as
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By druggists. Nitre
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L.'VS^^sBH Cream Balm to all Hay
?&CftrAU nMW^I Fever ?u9orerB,ltb?inK
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KWnW HFAnl^recure.IvruaCUated
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rHAYFEVERM
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y <3^5" fcfel nimicnt relief. ? WebL/J?
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iT.T. BdZDT, tho Bto*y
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21 P??dQ3r "fatathal*
or atraagth, aadtba
THB blood ia purifiedKIDJUKB
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OBAVZIi other medlctoea ttO.
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HUNTS (Kidney and Liver) REMEDY J
ua u?d from lingering flinena and death hundred* - - - J
rito haTt^een Klrea np by phjccunj to die. ^4B
M YMP?38 "-.^I
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VEGETABLE COMPOUND . ^|
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ill tbOM painful Complaint* ';J
* and Wcakneasc* to common
e * * to onr best #*?* * iM
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Health andJHappiness. '-a
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OBCntf4 S1 Hi?? DONE. M
Are yourKidneys disorder^? 'M%
"Kidney Wort broughftte- frem. my snn, mK
?m, aftor 1 had b*en glren an by 13 bWtdoeton ia
Detroit." JL W. Dereraux, Mechanic, ftSjlwC ^
Are your nerves weak?, 1 r0?
X!dndy:Wort cured me Mm ncrrooi wmlrnem rf*
^sasfiags^&iaaaF* ,-.,y
Have you Bright's Disease? I
"Kldnoy-Wort cored too when iny water was Jut 1
IOCS chJOJc mad then like blood." _ . .v 'J3M
Tr*n!c Wllaon, Pcahody.lflW. ' " ?
Suffering from Diabetes ? I
^Kldn*y-WortUtSomc?t (iuccc*ifalramedyIh*T?
erer uaed. 6lTee almost Immediate rellA" _ I
Sr. I'hUllp C. Ballon, Monkton. Jt 1
Have you Liver Complaint? v I
"Kidney-wort cured me of chronlo Llrer Haaaaa .C I
after I pr*red to dla." a 'J
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0. 1L Tillma^o, Milwaukee, Wla.
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J'lUdn. /-Wortmad 8 mejioun din
iwr jnn ? uusuuxomui uwwimh* --i-?. ,w
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Are you Constipated?
"Kidney-Wort ctuaei cmt enmllflMMdetwd
me after XI year* n?e of other mMJclnee." <._
Nolion Fatathild, Bt, Albans, Tt> g
Have you Malaria? '*
"Kidney-Wort haa done better than any other 1
"vsessfsa&^n |
Aro you Bilious? - f:i3
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Hhttjtmedj I hare erer taken." 1
lfa*J.T.QalIoyay,Ea?lat,Owi<?. 1
Are yon tormented with Files?
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I Geo. H. Horn, Caahier H. Back, Xjraatowa, Fa. 'M
Are you Rheumatism racked? S
"Kidney-Wort cured me, after im given Bp to U
die by physicUni tnd I hid i offeredthirty vcatb*4
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IT yon would Banish Disease I
i and gain Health, Take ' i
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KENNEDY'S 1
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Forth? Care of Kidney ud
plain ta, Conatlpatlon, and all
ariain* from an Impure etat* of the
To women who eaffer from any of the
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Dana gannady, Boadout, N. Y.
CONSTIPATIOli I
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^ORITB REMEDY, and In my opinion it saTt?^H^H
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jlviaion of the Boiton A Lowell Railroad, and U?H
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